#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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Snow and Vad are mom and dad, Ashley is stepmom, static is step dad

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and everyone else is their child

foggy thorn
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who's the uncle

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tyr would definitely be an uncle

tame sparrow
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5 Days until DOOM Eternal

foggy thorn
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and animal crossing

fading nymph
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Doom Crossing

tame sparrow
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Yeah and animal crossing

golden ivy
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ew

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no animal crossing

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DOOm eternal only

foggy thorn
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Animal crossing: Eternal horizons

golden ivy
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Eternal Crossing: Doom Animals

fading nymph
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Animal crossing for life.

tame sparrow
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!lifetimeban @golden ivy wrong opinions

foggy thorn
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wait

golden ivy
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i was kidding

foggy thorn
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!ban

golden ivy
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i loooove animal crossing

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but im more excited for DOOM

fading nymph
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!

tame sparrow
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Bray's a quizling

golden ivy
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I love quiznos

fading nymph
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Doom is good for relaxing. Animal crossing is life though.

golden ivy
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lmao oka

fading nymph
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Doom is something I play when I want to wind down and need to punch someone in the dick.

golden ivy
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That's why I'm getting doom

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yeah doom is a good excuse to punch some penis'

safe ruin
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Animal Crossing too

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Okay there are 6 Gem winners but iOS still can’t win

golden ivy
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I feel sick

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Oh noes

oblique carbon
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he reached comedy level that shouldn't be even possible

golden ivy
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So he decided to not follow through damn

scenic tiger
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when you vote for gem, but not for mailbox eh

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πŸ˜‚

tame sparrow
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5 white names, one blue.
FUCK

golden ivy
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oh lol

fading nymph
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I got the illness. I win.

frank moth
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bruh

lament goblet
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dam 1000 reacts

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that's atleast 21

fading nymph
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He used the 600 for the count

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And the 1000 for the winners picks.

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And he wanted people to win otherwise he wouldn't have taken back what he said in such a joke manner. :p

golden ivy
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He is just a soft guy

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Doesn't want us to be too dissapointed

frank moth
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i thought there was gonna be 11 winners caue 5+6

lament goblet
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everyone had a 0.16% chance to win

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i think

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anyways ima sleep

fading nymph
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I'm serious about getting sick though.

lament goblet
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its 4:30

golden ivy
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Snowy snow snowster snowiest snow, you will be okay

fading nymph
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You all want it through the discord? Early sickness equals less problems later. :)

golden ivy
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Canada already had a major break through on the vaccine

fading nymph
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Vaccine doesn't help if you already got it.

golden ivy
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That's not completely true

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Getting corona leaves you vulnerable to getting corona a second time

tame sparrow
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The vaccine won't be publicly available for at the very least several more months

golden ivy
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Yeah not to you filthy muricans

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We are hoarding it

fading nymph
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You have that chance anyways. And don't call it corona. It's slightly different then normal corona viruses.

golden ivy
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Only way you are getting it is if you annex us

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Lozerz

fading nymph
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Well, sadly science shares it's cures with manufacturers

golden ivy
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I'm not kidding

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Us Canadians are revolting

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We made the virus, spread it to Americans and are going to attack Alaska when you are weak

fading nymph
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China takes Alaska. Haven't you played fallout?

golden ivy
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Lol

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I don't feel like oil is their main priority right now

fading nymph
golden ivy
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Aight I'm out goodnight

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Bubye homer

vernal flame
fleet ivy
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All those 6 winners are white names. Told you lol

woven apex
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Tbf there are 1800 white names

fleet ivy
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That does not make me feel better

woven apex
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And these are only the online ones

fleet ivy
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I don't need your logic :p

woven apex
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You may have lost but I still think ur cute😳

tame sparrow
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Digdawg is the only nonwhite

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FNGs

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(fuckin new guys)

golden ivy
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was too busy playing AD

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lol

distant siren
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im a scatman

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skibidii

distant siren
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yeowch

distant siren
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uh oh

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theres an announcement

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contest

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buckle up

frank moth
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corona

distant siren
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its corona time

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2 am for lava uganda

lost pelican
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Joke seems fine to me, I've been basking in the fearmongoring

frank moth
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for me he is australian to me

lost pelican
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Been tempted to threaten people that piss me off by coughing or sneezing on them. Even though I don't have it yet

distant siren
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we'll see what the contest is after another wall of text is posted

tame sparrow
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge

lost pelican
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Lol

distant siren
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on that edge

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that microsoft edge

tame sparrow
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law and order noise

distant siren
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ujhm

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lava is making a plague inc server event

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πŸ€”

lost pelican
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I still find it funny how everyone is going after toilet paper even though it's a respiratory disease. Unless their gonna use it for tissues

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Well a lot of us will get it for one simple reason and that is cause every quarantine has been ignoring the outliers of the incubation period

distant siren
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never gonna go outside anyway

golden ivy
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jesus christ the #free-gem-contestπŸ’Ž

lost pelican
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I mean think about it, several cases in China had reported an outlier of around 24-28 at most before symptoms developed and yet every quarantine has been for only 14

golden ivy
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the idea is you don't want to run out of toilet paper

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it has nothing to do with the disease itself

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it's just that people panic buying = no tp for you

lost pelican
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People giving into their fears and it's sad to see imagination and emotions run the world

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Some I understand but this whole toilet paper thing is just dumb and causing unnecessary panic to those easily influenced

golden ivy
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idk if people are legitimately freaking out over toilet paper though

distant siren
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lmao

lost pelican
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If you've been seeing some of the videos....they really are and it's honestly sad

tame sparrow
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You wanna know what really has me heated about this bullshit? The hucksters online trying to sell their oils, and the absolute morons saying that either the virus doesn't exist, that its a government bioweapon, or that 5G cell service is causing the symptoms.

lost pelican
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Wtf

golden ivy
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yeah well that always happens

distant siren
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what

frank moth
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goddamn 5G service!

tame sparrow
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Yeah it does always happen, because we haven't rounded these loons up and put them in fucking camps yet

distant siren
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i still wonder how we evolved to say such bullshit

lost pelican
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The only one that is plausabile is the bioweapon considering the checkered and aggressive history China has with their party

distant siren
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why did you do this to us, god

lost pelican
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I mean China is using the virus to legitimize organ harvesting from political prisoners

frank moth
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what the fuck lol

lost pelican
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That's a serious article that was exposed recently

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The same with the PRC justifying claims that the west and specifically American soldiers brought the virus to China. Even though it's obvious that their doing the same thing with this as they did with SARS

golden ivy
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jesus christ chill @tame sparrow

near wharf
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is corno virus a hoax? vote yes or no

golden ivy
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people are gonna troll vote yes obviously

near wharf
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the correct answer is: ho cough cough ax!

golden ivy
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augh

lost pelican
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Lol

frank moth
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um lava

near wharf
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whats hte best strat tbh

frank moth
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if you look at all of theae formulas

near wharf
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btw

frank moth
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alive people dont even matter

near wharf
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yea wait tell me so i can change them

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oh

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well

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hmm

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true

lost pelican
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The only hoax is American politicans using the virus as a political tool

formal oyster
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Hello there

golden ivy
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alive people does matter though? +1 winner every 100

distant siren
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right now everybody would be dead

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apparently

frank moth
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the first formula of "alive people" dont matter

clever inlet
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Just do Every reaction but toilet for optimal result

near wharf
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there u go

lost pelican
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Judging by CNN and MSNBC in Americas propaganda machine then yes apparently we are all dead. Even though this is literally Common Cold 2 Electric boogaloo

frank moth
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you just react to the hand and the "alive people" doesnt influence anythin

near wharf
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no i fixed it

frank moth
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oh there

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now it matters

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lol

near wharf
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not gonna lie

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this is actually a good little corona virus situation i got here

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im actually confused as to what im supposed to react to

golden ivy
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i am too

distant siren
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im confused how i even got this lucky to see you typing

near wharf
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just like how im confused about whether i should listen to people sayings its true, vs people sayings its a hoax

golden ivy
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lol

clever inlet
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What if it's both

golden ivy
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he used to be on like every day @distant siren

distant siren
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used to be

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thats the point

near wharf
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the people saying its a hoax DO make a good point inbetween their struggles to breath

lost pelican
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Let's flip a coin I'm not one for options

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Lol

distant siren
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nobody said it was a hoax though

golden ivy
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he's joking

near wharf
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my friend did hes a pretty smart guy

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hes a millionaire after he invested in bitcoin when it was $20k

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he told me at the time it wsa gonna go up to $500k per coin so im basing it off of that

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but hes a smart guy im sure it went up to that amount

frank moth
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ok so as the formulas look right now

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reacting to EVERYTHING will benefit EVERYONE

lost pelican
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The propaganda that is the American media, specifically CNN and MSNBC are saying that Trump said it was...even though he clearly called out the opposition on their use of the virus as a political instrument

near wharf
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??? really

thick prawn
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yes

near wharf
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how can i make it less so

golden ivy
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what @lost pelican

frank moth
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since we dividing by Alive People

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the sick/toilet/dead reactions minimize the dividing factor

lost pelican
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It's a serious thing that's going on in America @golden ivy , the media is split and it's only making things worse in people's confidence in our institutions

frank moth
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and since we miltiply by dead people, reacting to that also helps a lot

thick prawn
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and maybee make last line in absolute so it cant go negative (the alive)

golden ivy
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split between dumbfucks that watch fox news and the rest maybe @lost pelican

frank moth
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hmm

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multiply by alive people and divide by dead people instead

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now if you want everyone to suffer just react to dead/sick/paper lol

near wharf
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fox news is a good source of news ive learned about so many difference species of foxes its very interesting stuff

golden ivy
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this is true

near wharf
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did you know the northeastern lynx fox is currently waging a large scale attack on the southern border of their neighboring mountain foxhinnis?

lost pelican
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No, CNN and MSNBC both called Trump out for saying the Corona virus was a hoax, even though clearly when watching the original footage from the Whitehouse broadcast that it was taken out of context and Trump was criticising the opposition party for using the virus as a political tool in advancing their agenda in certain ways

frank moth
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corona is a ho

near wharf
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ngl true

golden ivy
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@lost pelican i'd like to see a source for uhhhh literally everything you just said

near wharf
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let me tell u somthing

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corona got one of my final exams cancelled

formal oyster
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Idk what happens in America, but i know what happens in Russia and this is scares me a lot

near wharf
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so it really be a bitch if im still sitting here saying its a bad thing lemme tell u that for sure

distant siren
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||i don't know if lava should be more serious about this||

lost pelican
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Nah

near wharf
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i actually think im doing a great job of the whole thing

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bc i dont want to induce further panic

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but at the same time its like, yea you should probably care about it a bit

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i mean tbh

lost pelican
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Considering this has such a high recovery rate it's not actually as bad as the propaganda tells you

near wharf
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i just sit in my room all day

distant siren
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does it mean that i care if i'm staying at home?

tame sparrow
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Humor is an important way for humans to deal with tragedy

formal oyster
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Would you like to see how our infectional hospital looks like?

frank moth
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guys

near wharf
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from at least 6 feet away sure Hexar

frank moth
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i have mucus in my nose

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you want it?

near wharf
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fun fact

lost pelican
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+_+

tame sparrow
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Plague Inc sales and play time are thru the roof

near wharf
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there is NO germ react emote

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no virus or cell or anything

lost pelican
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Oof lol

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Ironic in a way

distant siren
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βš›οΈ

tame sparrow
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Ask @wispy dagger to make one lava, he's your emoji guy

oblique carbon
near wharf
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wait ive got it!

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ill ask jodoc for one, hes my emoji guy after all!

lost pelican
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That's an atomic symbol Mark

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Like atomic partical

distant siren
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ok

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i get it

near wharf
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its a particle mark not a germ

tame sparrow
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No its a spirograph

distant siren
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ok i get it x2

tame sparrow
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#90'skidsremeber

formal oyster
distant siren
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um

frank moth
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lol

tame sparrow
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You'll die first because you live in a slum?

distant siren
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is that where you live

near wharf
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ok i cant believe i just releaved it rn whoops

distant siren
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ouch...

formal oyster
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Not exactly

thick prawn
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Stealthy πŸ˜„

near wharf
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honestly whoops big whoops revealed the whole dang thing

formal oyster
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Where's the most people lives

frank moth
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was that lavas nu--

distant siren
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nugget?

formal oyster
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Actually, where 5 mil people lives xd

tame sparrow
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I'm gonna go read comics now. Remember kids: Lava has thicc thighs.

steep thunder
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i have now several questions, but none of them would want themselves to be answered

tame sparrow
steep thunder
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no not regarding the game

frank moth
distant siren
steep thunder
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πŸ‘Ί

frank moth
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why is my face so fucking itchy

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i have to avoid touching it because corona

lost pelican
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I mean unless Russia's messing with the numbers so far Russia is on the lower end of the number of cases

tame sparrow
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Put a dish scrubbie on a stick to scratch your face with

frank moth
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nah

distant siren
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petri dish on a stick

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now with 50% more dish!

formal oyster
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Actually

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Russia messing with everything

tame sparrow
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Then have an itchy face, jesus. I don't know why I try to solve problems for you ungrateful bastards anymore.

formal oyster
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Especially with poor people

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Making their lives like a new step forward to hell

lost pelican
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True, though history repeats itself when we don't learn, considering Putin has made a quasi imperial govt

livid lava
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morning

formal oyster
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Sup

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Not imperial

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Mafia

lost pelican
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The mafia does have a huge influence, however if you've seen how he treats himself and how he runs his position it's to much in line with a style of imperial govt or flat out dictator, but the decor and cerimonial style presentations are to similar to the old imperial Russian ways.

long glen
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Eldar, wash your hands and then touch your face. Not like that's guaranteed to help anyway; from what I've read the particles are small enough that you can get it just breathing the same air as somebody who's infected.

frank moth
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shit.

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okay

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i guess ill isolate myself from the world

golden ivy
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just don't leave your house

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easy

lost pelican
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Yes cause recently they found out that the virus can last up to 2-3hrs outside of the body. This thing is literally just the common cold and the only outlier symptom is the fever which if you don't have any respitory ailments then your main concern is just staying hydrated as fever can dehydrate you and cause you to pass out and lose certain functions if not treated within a proper time

golden ivy
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i mean it's more deadly

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but yeah most people would be fine if they got it

lost pelican
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It's more deadly cause everyone that's been dying has a severely damaged immune system

golden ivy
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it's also more deadly because it is more deadly

lost pelican
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The old and Chinese people, since as a report back in the 2010s showed for reference to the scale of pollution in China, staying in the capital of Beijing is the equivalent of smoking 10 packs of cigarettes

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And very young, but the principle is all these people had badly corrupted immune systems

golden ivy
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also btw the trump thing was a hoax he says hahaha
β€œI think the 3.4 percent number is really a false number,” Mr. Trump said in a Fox News interview. β€œNow, this is just my hunch, but based on a lot of conversations,” he added, β€œI’d say the number is way under 1 percent.”

long glen
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Well, from what I understand those numbers may be misleading (for better or worse) because the only people getting tested for covid-19 are those with the worst symptoms.

lost pelican
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Okay, so he's calling out the actual death rate a hyperbole which considering this is an ongoing pandemic means he is half right as there is no such thing as an official number to go off of

golden ivy
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yeah but the problem is trump is a moron and he shouldn't say "I'd say" for anything, he should let the experts say shit

lost pelican
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The virus will Continue to spread and will only get worse cause all quarantines have been for only 14 days where as several cases in China have reported to have outliers of up to 28 days

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Also Trump isn't an idiot as people think, he's just the first troll in Chief considering the way on how the media goes after it like flies in shit

golden ivy
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lol no he's not trolling one bit

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he's legitimately this dumb

long glen
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True. Then again, this is the same guy who responded to "one of the people you took a photograph with might've tested positive" with "I take hundreds of photographs a day". πŸ˜‚

tame sparrow
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Is that just your speculation or have the world's leading disease experts and virologists stated that?

gaunt cipher
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Ive been deployed on a ship pull in tonight and I find out the entire U.S. is shitting down

golden ivy
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and the media should go after a world leader acting like an absolute buffoon

gaunt cipher
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Because of the virus

lost pelican
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Trump doesn't care about getting infected cause he knows his health and is confident in his bodies immune system to tackle this stronger version of what is practically the common cold

formal oyster
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Damn

gaunt cipher
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Shits crazy can't even go back to HomePort because it's to risky lol

golden ivy
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????? even if you're healthy you don't want to get sick

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what the fuck is that logic

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"it's ok if i get hurt because i won't die from it"

formal oyster
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Weather is horrible today

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Weather is horrible today

lost pelican
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I'd get infected to prove a point that people are overreacting and that those actually at risk should be taken care of

formal oyster
lost pelican
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Oof

tame sparrow
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The president isn't worried about getting sick because his official doctor is a fucking loon

golden ivy
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is he?

formal oyster
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Yesterday was sunny and warm

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But in evening happend this

lost pelican
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I wouldn't be surprised at that Vadhakara

gaunt cipher
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At least as far as the us is concerned from what I understand 80 percent of our population can handle the virus no problem or at least that's what they briefed us on

tame sparrow
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Oh nevermind, he got fired in 2018 after revealing that trump took hair growth pills lmfao

lost pelican
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See, that's a lot higher than the, we are all dead Troup that went on for a while

tame sparrow
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IDK who his new doc is then

gaunt cipher
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The fear is spreading to the other 20

lost pelican
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Well still, Trump doesn't know everything and says what he's told, you know when he's speaking his mind and that's really only at his rallies cause of his change in wording, phrasing and body language along with his tone of voice as well

long glen
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Consider this, Oblivion: if 80% can handle it, what happens if a large portion of the remaining 20% get infected and need treatment, which the hospitals can't provide because they're limited to caring for some 0.1% or less of the population at a time?

gaunt cipher
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No I get it that's 65 million people at risk of death

golden ivy
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i disagree @lost pelican

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there's very few times i can tell that he's reading a script

gaunt cipher
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It's a serious issue

distant siren
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whats happening here

golden ivy
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most of the time i think he ad libs with some pointers

long glen
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We're discussing covid-19, Mark.

lost pelican
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I can see that, mostly cause i can see him not really caring for the media as a whole except when its needed. I'm sure if he could have it his way he'd just run the country and not focus so much on talking to the press.

gaunt cipher
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Trump loves being in the press he's always been about selling himself his brand that's his life in sure he hates the left media but let's not act like he doesn't want to be in the news all the time

golden ivy
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lol dude

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trump is obsessed with the media

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he talks about fake news this fake news that all the time

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and how the media talks about him unfairly

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and he watches fox news all the time

tame sparrow
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Trump is obsessed with Trump. He'll be obsessed with the media for as long as they are obsessed with him, which is now going to be long after he is dead since he got elected to continue the destruction of the former greatest nation on the face of the planet

golden ivy
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dunno about the former greatest nation on the planet part but yeah

long glen
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The media are sort of obsessed with him too. It's a 50/50 if they'll cover this week's big story or something Trump tweeted today.

golden ivy
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oh definitely

lost pelican
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I personally think the media is to centralized and that we should break it up more regionally cause of the few opinions we get based on station rather than the anchors. Each station has an agenda and though no station should they all do, breaking up the media into more regional based as it would add more variety based on that regions issues.

golden ivy
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but the media reporting on the most powerful person in the world isn't anything strange

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true @lost pelican

lost pelican
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Like I know trump isnt the best thing...but did we honestly have any better options when he got the Republican nomination

gaunt cipher
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We were at one point the greatest nation ww1 and ww2 ravaged of the other countries economys population etc and we came out ahead

tame sparrow
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The problem with the media is that we got rid of the laws saying that they had to publish factual information, so now they can say whatever they want. Compound that with the fact that every large media outlet in the nation is owned by one of the billionaires and the whole thing is a bucket of shit

gaunt cipher
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The number one failure with media is paid advertisment

golden ivy
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hillary would have been way better

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and i hate hillary

lost pelican
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But hillary has such a checkered history, do you want to risk possible back door dealings that we may not learn about

tame sparrow
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Yes

long glen
tame sparrow
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Because we have those now

golden ivy
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trump has been doing those @lost pelican

lost pelican
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But we've learned about his dealings

tame sparrow
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Some

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We have learned about some of them

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Just like we would have learned about some of hers

lost pelican
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Hillary is to connected inside the institution, we would not learn about so much as we do with trump

tame sparrow
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false

distant siren
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corvius potion

lost pelican
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trumps reckless and so more of his stuff gets discovered

tame sparrow
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maybe

long glen
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Epstein did not kill himself, btw.

golden ivy
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i don't think it being discovered matters that much

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either way it still happens

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which is bad

tame sparrow
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The problem with those statements is, we don't know HOW MUCH is undiscovered.

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Trump could be eating a human baby every morning for breakfast, we might not find out for 30 years

gaunt cipher
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I have a top secret clearance if I did what Hillary did I would be in the Brig

lost pelican
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True but keep in mind, the more that is discovered the more grounds would be to put forth a proper impeachment rather than the rushed job the house did.

golden ivy
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lol doesn't matter how good a job they do when the republicans are just gonna vote no

tame sparrow
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They toed the party line

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And the party line is "Fuck everyone else, he wins no matter what, everyone votes this way"

lost pelican
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Its about convincing the other side about what he's done, if they found proper and detailed evidence linking to stuff that would hurt the party as a whole then Republicans would have been more hesitant to not impeach

tame sparrow
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That's obviously not true lmao

lost pelican
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We have a two party system and its all about party loyalty

gaunt cipher
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No they wouldn't identity politics run deep these days

lost pelican
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that's why Bernie is submitting so easily if Joe biden wins

golden ivy
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i'm pretty sure some of the repubs said "he didn't do it" first, then "it wasn't that bad" when they found out he did

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they just don't care

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then why hasn't he pulled out yet @lost pelican

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he obviously has no chance

long glen
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Fact: Hillary did not acid wash her servers⁽ʷᢦᡗʰ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—α΅˜α΅ƒΛ‘ α΅ƒαΆœαΆ¦α΅ˆ ʷᡃ˒ʰ⁾ after being served a subpoena.

tame sparrow
#

Exactly what you described happened and they toed the party line anyway and since he won, the party is no longer hurt. Because we're in a spot where if the party decides it isn't hurt, then it just isn't. Its like when you were a kid playing superheroes and whatever and you go "I hit you with my laser vision" and the other kid goes "nu uh, my powers make me immune to laser vision!"

lost pelican
#

Cause he wants to run on his principles and what he believes, that's why he even gave it a second chance considering he lost to hillary and complained about them rigging it which it was proved that they did and yet he never fought them on it

golden ivy
#

then why did you say "that's why Bernie is submitting so easily if Joe biden wins"

#

these seem pretty contradictory

lost pelican
#

Cause he's toeing the party line

tame sparrow
#

Toeing

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It literally means to put your toes on a line with everyone else

lost pelican
#

He's an independent that's running under the Democratic party

mint trench
#

Ah those days... I loved these days...

lost pelican
#

oof

tame sparrow
#

They were good days

mint trench
#

I miss my gems:(

#

Cant he make a vip system? Would be cool o would be vip...4?

golden ivy
#

for buying gems or?

mint trench
#

I spendet like 30€

golden ivy
#

i think if he wanted that he would have done it already

mint trench
#

Ya

#

You think so?

golden ivy
#

probably

mint trench
#

Okay

golden ivy
#

i feel like his reaction to that idea would be "meh"

tardy crescent
#

yea

mint trench
#

Okay:(

tardy crescent
#

vip systems are usually found in games made by big companies, not in solo dev games

mint trench
#

I mean its a big game to me xd

tardy crescent
#

kinda tho xd

tame sparrow
#

What's an example of a VIP benefit?

mint trench
#

Boosters

analog elk
#

Extra resources etc.

mint trench
#

10%gold

#

And damage boost

#

And such

livid lava
#

sounds like some korean game with vips huh

analog elk
#

Vip system kinda makes it p2w. Its not lavas intention to do that. Unless he changed his mind πŸ˜‹

long glen
#

The benefits of being a VIP is having more gems for your playtime.

golden ivy
#

he has considered like a monthly subscription of gems

mint trench
#

You dont really have to pay. Maybe he could make a systen with gems. Maybe like 1month= 1000 gems

golden ivy
#

but who knows when that's gonna happen

analog elk
#

I see a "sug" emoticon in the list. Is there a "madic" on too?hahaha

golden ivy
#

lol i wish

mint trench
#

Wait.. Do you get something in Idle skilling when you level up in discord?

golden ivy
#

No

mint trench
#

Oh

tame sparrow
#

This game doesn't have enough succubi

mint trench
#

I didnt know

frank moth
#

now you do lol

golden ivy
#

@tame sparrow no game has enough succubi

tame sparrow
#

Correct

#

Also 50 points to kevinagent007 for saving me from that dumbass conversation I fell in to earlier.

mint trench
#

xd

vernal flame
#

Sooo....I got bored

tame sparrow
#

I'm closing discord now. Good night to everyone who doesn't just make shit up on the fly.

mint trench
#

Bye

#

:o

vernal flame
#

Bye

frank moth
#

thats a shit ton of gems

vernal flame
#

True

mint trench
#

I want those gems

vernal flame
#

But gems per winner KEKW

mint trench
#

._.

golden ivy
#

what dumbass conversation @tame sparrow

vernal flame
#

We basically need Alive People to be -199

#

-200 makes it to undefined

golden ivy
#

(Lava realised we weren’t playing his games and he has to play off the fact that everyone pressed the gem)

vernal flame
#

Less than that makes it negative gems...KEKW

mint trench
#

Whats the name of the game maker? Propably a stupid question xd

woven apex
#

Wait what should I react

vernal flame
#

React on all KEKW

woven apex
#

Cheat detected

vernal flame
#

Keep skull below 249

woven apex
#

Skull? Okay

vernal flame
#

So all of us can get rewards

#

Hand should be equal to toilet paper

mint trench
woven apex
#

Why tho

vernal flame
#

Because Math

mint trench
#

He should have a channel to speak to other people

#

Or to him

#

If something is wrong with the game

vernal flame
#

x=hand,a=barf,b=skull,c=toilet paper

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Imma fix my list

#

KEKW

woven apex
#

What's Y, A and B?

analog elk
#

The formulas from free gem contest

woven apex
#

My head hurts

mint trench
#

Why

#

._.

woven apex
#

Because math

mint trench
#

Oof

#

Dont remember me to learn xd

#

I hate math xd

woven apex
#

Imma quarantine so no math for me

mint trench
#

Same

golden ivy
#

we should quarantine math

mint trench
#

I will meet you there xd

#

This works too

vernal flame
#

No @analog elk

analog elk
#

Oops, very wrong typo. Sorry for that

vernal flame
#

Wait imma fix it

#

KEKW

woven apex
#

Corona virus turns the frogs gay

mint trench
#

xD

#

I should be more active on the idle skilling discord chat xD you all got nice humor xD

woven apex
#

Thank youπŸ˜ƒ

#

I too find myself funny

mint trench
#

Is my cat breaking my dor xdd jesus

golden ivy
#

You also get cool colours

frank moth
#

yes

#

if you chat you will be orange, thenblue, then yellow and finally light green

woven apex
#

Real pro's are red

frank moth
#

or if you want to become a wiki guy, then red. forever

novel jacinth
#

ma hair is red

#

does it count?

mint trench
#

I want red

woven apex
#

Idk why Wiki > Teehee but ok

analog elk
#

Ima smurf then

woven apex
#

I thought about getting an alt to teehee as well

vernal flame
mint trench
#

Can you play idle skilling on your pc?

vernal flame
#

Better

woven apex
#

You can Kevin, not recommended though

#

Unless you use an emulator

frank moth
#

you can fucking program that shit into c++

mint trench
#

Okay?

vernal flame
#

Lul...I don't have a PC rn tho...KEKW @frank moth

frank moth
#

c++ compiler

mint trench
#

I will TRY to play idle skilling on my pc

vernal flame
#

Oh lol

frank moth
#

on google

golden ivy
#

what language does jscalc use

vernal flame
#

But I enjoy calculating...KEK

golden ivy
#

I back

analog elk
#

Now the following problem: most people just click on hands. And are not equally distributing them. Also problem, if you don't click hands you've no change of winning

golden ivy
#

lol why @golden ivy

vernal flame
#

True @analog elk

golden ivy
#

Teehee grind

#

but why

vernal flame
#

@ all of them

#

@ each of them

golden ivy
#

Because Lava won't add a new rank

#

when he does you won't get it hahaha

#

I'll just switch accounts then

#

no i mean cause you won't have enough xp

#

on your main acc

#

I probably have more than enough

#

And else I'll just grind

#

Not like Lava will add it anyway

vernal flame
#

If Alive People is a positive number, it becomes a divisor meanwhile if it's negative, it becomes a multiplier

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As long as it's > -200

distant siren
#

because

fierce prawn
#

Hi, is there any like really helpfull thing to know for beginners? Started 3 days ago and I'm on my 2. ascension 3. Realm ~10. enemy

golden ivy
#

You can look through #idle-skilling-info or check out the wiki, for specific questions people in #_ are always willing to help

fierce prawn
#

ok, I already read the wiki was wondering if theres like some hidden op thing πŸ˜„

golden ivy
#

!guide

raw folioBOT
vernal flame
frank moth
#

+1 winner for every :react:...

#

so everyone wins?

vernal flame
#

Yes but no

analog elk
#

if you do (x 600, a 300, b 200, c 299) still have 600winners 800gems each

vernal flame
#

True

analog elk
#

so hands is alowed to be more than toiletpaper

#

i mean barf

vernal flame
#

But it's more optimal is what I'm saying...lol

#

As long as Alive People is above -200

analog elk
#

yeah

formal oyster
vernal flame
#

-199 is best multiplier

analog elk
#

x 600, a 300, b 200, c 800 -> 596winners 11900 gems each

frank moth
#

it says +1 winner for every alive react is that what im seeing

vernal flame
#

All of us should actually vote on everything

#

Then some of us will remove some votes to equalize stuff

#

Like the ones who usually talk

#

PEPEHANDS

analog elk
#

(y)

golden ivy
#

Lol, coordination in Idle Skilling chat

vernal flame
#

We'll most likely get nothing though

#

As people wouldn't try to risk

analog elk
#

will be back in a hour to discuss more ^^ keep mathing the sh*t out of it

vernal flame
#

To vote for others...smh

frank moth
#

im gonna write a program on this shit

#

just that im in online class so

long glen
#

"As long as alive people is above -200" Yepp, that's a sentence I just read.

frank moth
#

no ones alive

vernal flame
#

That's the fun in it

#

KEKW

#

Some people play it safe with toilet papers...smh

#

So...I bet we're all getting 1 gems

#

Or 5 at most

#

With this kind of people

#

FRICK

distant siren
#

hm

vernal flame
#

Welp... We're not getting gems

#

I commend those who voted all of the options...KEK

distant siren
#

i am the element of chaos

vernal flame
#

Nice

#

But those who only voted for hands...smh

#

Cowards

frigid wave
#

Bruh we’re literally getting 1 gem per person at this rate

golden ivy
#

benny boy what are you doing here

#

shouldn't you be ANNIHILATING a FEMINIST?

frank moth
#

Alright, this is epic.

#

i still dont get the +1 winner every react like are there 108 winners rn or what

vernal flame
#

Yes, but we all get 1 gem @frank moth

#

So we're not actually winning

#

Because some people are jokes

#

I'm tempted to @ them...KEKW

#

Lol...Vad didn't vote for the others....KEKW

frank moth
#

ok i made a program

#

0.731507 gems

#

lol

#

about 1 gem

dapper sleet
#

@vernal flame you sure you did that number right? im seeing 310

summer zenith
#

hi

frank moth
#

theres "+1 winner for every hand" statement which causes inaccurate as fuck nnumbers

dapper sleet
#

um

frank moth
#

it should be 100 hands per winner but theres no number there so i took it for every react

dapper sleet
#

says winner for every hand so im guessing every hand and thats it

frank moth
#

hm

dapper sleet
#

as for the number i got

frank moth
#

did you do the pemdas correctly on the gem part?

dapper sleet
#

i just did this in a google calc

frank moth
#

(1+X/50) looks really fucking misleading

#

in my opinion i think its 1 + X/50

#

aka (50+X) / 50

dapper sleet
#

65.5 x (1+66/50) / { 1 + [ 2 x 124 - (66+43+42)] / 200}

frank moth
#

that (1+66/50)

dapper sleet
#

so?

frank moth
#

is it 116/50 or 67/50

dapper sleet
#

its just 2.3~

frank moth
#

okay

dapper sleet
#

the x after goes first for the 2.3 so its really high

frank moth
#

hmm..

#

i guess it does check out.

dapper sleet
#

150.65 / { 1 + [ 2 x 124 - (66+43+42)] / 200} then

frank moth
#

its around 100 gems.

dapper sleet
#

just put the math for the stuff in where they say with ( ) in its place as well to self brake it down. calc does it all unless your on one that does not fallow the rule of arithmetic if i remember the name right LOL

frank moth
#

divide by winners though, and the gem per winner ratio plummets.

dapper sleet
#

um ya that 200 is messing with that there LOL

#

still high

frank moth
#

i just did all that shit on a program so

#

and it says ~0.7 so idk...

dapper sleet
#

shrugs

#

i dont use programs

#

they can be a bit hard to work with if you dont know how to use them some times if the question is advanced

#

did you put in all the brackets?

frank moth
#

yeah

dapper sleet
#

should be high cuz the divider is super low from that 200

frank moth
#

if alive = -200 youre dividing by 0.

dapper sleet
#

?

frank moth
#

just a fun fact

#

you are dividing by (1 + Alive/200) so if alive = -200, then -200/200= -1, 1 + (-1) = 0

dapper sleet
#

um

#

oh way let me see something

frank moth
#

damn kevin, you uh, sure are taking a long time to type this out.

fringe forge
#

Yeah not sure what I want to say

#

If you choose dead (the skull) over ill the total amount of gems becomes bigger right?

frank moth
#

what

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

@frank moth you know alive rn is 109 right? its wont hit negitive unless 2x hands gets over run with the other 3 total

frank moth
#

i know

dapper sleet
#

means 160/0.6 is gems roughly now i think

#

why i hit 300

frank moth
#

hold on, give me the full equation

dapper sleet
#

same thing up there

#

he has 2 dividers going before the end total

frank moth
#

arent you dividing by 1.5?

#

248-151=97
97/100β‰ˆ0.5
1+0.5=1.5

dapper sleet
#

ok i was going off why the calc was doing a high number. your right

frank moth
#

fck

#

i did /100

#

its 1.25

dapper sleet
#

lol

frank moth
#

wait no fuck i just made it

#

AHH SHIT

#

97/200β‰ˆ0.5

#

there im not going nuts

void spade
#

2 early for math

dapper sleet
#

ok its 125 gems now

fringe forge
#

Rounded down right?

dapper sleet
#

ya

#

its 125.8

fringe forge
#

Now 140.6

dapper sleet
#

i think i slipped somewhere in typing the first one where the 1 + at the end was added in at the wrong time so it was like 3x higher

#

ya its just going to go up if everyone keeps doing the other 3 things LOL

frank moth
#

123.569

#

gems per winner: 0.829323

dapper sleet
#

ah so thats the amount of gems given out? seem like it said how meny each give

frank moth
#

i dont know really.

#

could be.

dapper sleet
#

Number of gems split evenly among all winners

last part is missleading if your right

#

and if thats the case. lava is back at it

frank moth
#

i mean it could be right if that was "Number of gems that is going to be split among all winners"

#

pretty vague

dapper sleet
#

ya

#

but its lava. either he's being charitable for whats going on or he's trolling again

#

but if it stays around 100 i see it being ok

frank moth
#

winners count is more than gemstho

livid lava
#

hahaha oh boy my country wanna make quarantine, no working, no going out, like in italy

#

what is that

analog elk
#

if: hand=600, barf=600, skull=500, toilet=299, 598 winners, and 1.116.800 gems -> ~1850 gems per winner

frank moth
#

1867.56 to be accurate

#

600 600 600 600 gives you -5850 gems

#

lol

fringe forge
#

That sounds great

analog elk
#

thats not great>.< then we've to pay lava

fringe forge
#

-5850/600=-10 so it is not that bad

#

If you don't wash your hands you don't have to pay right?

dapper sleet
#

lol

outer spear
#

wow, I won a thing

#

neato

vernal flame
#

Bruh...losers can't read smh

#

Vote for everything

analog elk
#

few liners for the gemcontest: alive people should be -199
"barf is barely (or little) used in the formulas so keep this lowest

#

"skull" and "toiletpaper" should be around equal I guess

vernal flame
#

But Skull shouldn't be equal to 250

#

So a to not leave anyone out

analog elk
#

so I think(please confirm) everyone should do: 1 (hand) and 2 of (skull/barf/toiletpaper)

vernal flame
#

Or greater than

analog elk
#

true :/ but i guess someone has to take a bullet?

vernal flame
#

Nah

#

We should make 249 the maximum

analog elk
#

ill volunteer for that bullet>.< i don't mind

vernal flame
#

Well, it's random...soooo

#

Because I'm not willing to take the risk

analog elk
#

hope he doesn't round up otherwise 1/250 is also 1 πŸ˜›

vernal flame
#

True lol

analog elk
#

if he does integers (rounddown) "alive people" should just be less than 200

knotty forge
#

Shouldn't you just react to evrything?

vernal flame
#

Yep

#

Then some of us can remove the votes when stuff overflows

analog elk
#

no, if you do all "alive people" will go negative too much. wich means we've to pay lava >.< exuse me, i forgot the people who only clicked the hands. yes do them all

vernal flame
#

Lol

#

Well...we can remove votes

#

We need everyone to be aware tho

#

AND COOPERATIVE

#

We need a mod to @ all

#

KEK

knotty forge
#

I think that the more the better with all of them

#

More dead people = more loot

vernal flame
#

ban those who will only vote for hands

#

True

#

To exterminate problems

#

I'm very tempted to use the @ everyone command

#

But I'm a nice boy....what can I say

analog elk
#

1

#

DOI wanted to keep skulls below 250 so everyone gets a share. problem is . that barf and toilet have to be bigger than hand votes (wich is not possible unless you don't want gems)

vernal flame
#

True

#

Everyone needs to vote everything

analog elk
#

so i think we should aim (looking at other contests) to keep skull below 500

vernal flame
#

But someone will take the bullet, and I'm not risking that KEK

#

It's a low chance but it's possible

analog elk
#

maybe we should put in alot of fake accounts, to decrease change someone doesn't get πŸ˜›

vernal flame
#

LOL

#

Big brain

#

and we can get double gems

#

:>

analog elk
#

if: hand=800 barf=699 skull=550 toilet=550 3people wont get a price, but rest gets 2705gems each

vernal flame
#

Double confirmation codes

analog elk
#

problem is. hands will probably be 3/4times bigger than any either barf/skull/toiletpaper

vernal flame
#

Well...I doubt we'll reach 800 hands

#

A lot of people here are here for no reason

analog elk
#

the card package contest did get 2500votes, but probably with people using multiple accounts

vernal flame
#

Yea

analog elk
#

we should pin a message "vote everything" >.< otherwise we'll end up with 1gem or less a person

golden ivy
#

people don't read pins fam

vernal flame
#

Time to ban players

#

KEKW

#

The best approach we can do is all being 200

#

Except 1of them

#

But that's impossible

#

So time to make fake accounts and vote the other 3

#

KEKW

distant siren
#

just do incognito

#

and make a bunch of

#

fake

#

account

#

jojo

#

..MAMA

vernal flame
#

Siwa

foggy thorn
#

wtf is this giveaway

#

this is worse than the 1️⃣ giveaways

#

imma just react to everything

indigo iron
neon edge
#

last cream for now

vernal flame
#

Well, reacting to all of them is the best tbh

#

If you vote for hands only, you'll basically drag down everyone's gems

#

Like the total gems gained is reduced

#

And your share

#

So it's reduced exponentially

#

Basically, it's better to vote for all

#

Also... It's better to keep Alive People at -199 and below

#

-200 will result in divided by 0 which will result in an undefined value

#

-201 will make the values for gems be negative

#

-199 basically will multiply the amount of gems we gain

#

By 200

#

-198 by 100

#

Etc

#

Currently.... We're getting about 1.741

#

Gems

#

So....2 gems

#

Which is absolutely nothing

clever karma
#

There are 259 winners each will gain 234 gems, currently.

#

I think

burnt pecan
#

lets just get a undefined and destroy lava's contest algorithm

#

ez

unborn oar
#

for the gem contest, its best to react to all the reacts right? the hands put yourself in the running, and the other three increase the number of dead and decrease the number of alive, which accoring to the formula, only increase the gems that the winners get until reaching 250 πŸ’€, which only reduces the winners by one

clever karma
#

There should be a lot of sick dead and toilet paper for higher amount of gems

naive vigil
#

The more gems you win the quicker you will be done with the game. Do you really hate the game enough to want to end it more quickly?

#

Lol

unborn oar
#

absolutely

naive vigil
#

Lol

unborn oar
#

i hope it's 3

#

i dont even have smash but i want 3

#

headass mf

frank moth
#

what

#

no

burnt pecan
#

lol

wind lily
#

Every Photosynthesis Needs RNG 10 complete toot

unborn oar
#

i was typing a whole ass paragraph and its gone

burnt pecan
#

again lol

unborn oar
#

ban @native gate

naive vigil
#

Paragraphs are overrated

burnt pecan
#

!ban @burnt pecan

raw folioBOT
#

XMARK6 Mag, you can't use that

burnt pecan
#

lol

wind lily
#

About to punch through to Maelstrom

burnt pecan
#

It would be Tyr

#

lol

wind lily
#

7 mobs left

naive vigil
#

@wind lily good job

clever karma
#

If you vote on all of the reactions the number of alive people would decrease by 1

unborn oar
#

Here's what I was typing:
I think the update will remove flash dependence, which might necessitate moving out of Stencyl, which would make it understandable why the updates taking so long with no pictures.

clever karma
#

Which means that the gem divisor would decrease by 1/200

unborn oar
#

i shortened my message just in case (someone) decides to abuse mod again

clever karma
#

So just vote on all

unborn oar
#

yes

burnt pecan
#

Nah, seems to complicated. Im only voting 1️⃣

unborn oar
#

or just vote mm

#

or πŸ†—

foggy thorn
#

I just reacted to everything

clever karma
#

Good

unborn oar
#

thats the best strategy

clever karma
#

If you don't vote on πŸ™Œ the divisor of gems will decrease by 3/200 but you will not win

#

Getting the number of alive people to less than 200 is already going to be pretty good

#

Ok

livid lava
#

Hi idiot and stupid person

unborn oar
#

I've not hatched, 60 eggs, and cant get a single triple genetic Occulon. I'm going to march up to heaven and kill RNGesus if I dont get it soon i swear to god

neon edge
#

thats done for now

#

now to get the rest

#

time to make come pets f**k

zinc lily
#

That word doesn't bother me

#

No stars needed

neon edge
#

im pg 13 as fuck tho

tawny osprey
#

lol i went through the logic for the contest

zinc lily
#

I'm too old to care

tawny osprey
#

it's possible that we break it

#

if we lower the alive people enough well the whole quantity might become negative

#

but also fun fact

#

technically almost everyone is going to win, yes?

neon edge
#

wait what are we talking about

tawny osprey
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#free-gem-contestπŸ’Ž

zinc lily
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πŸ™„πŸ€”

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Someone hasn't been paying attention

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Huh fog

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Somebody needs to catch up

tawny osprey
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no i reintroduced the topic myself

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because i am a leader

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you don't need to follow the paved path

zinc lily
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What's that

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Jk

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But I understand

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Partly because where I like there's still dirt roads

wind lily
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Made it to the Maelstrom. Ascension time.

neon edge
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fuck coron

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jesus

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my stocks went from 5.8k to 4.1

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in like 3 weeks

distant siren
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i STILL don't know how some of you don't have a level role

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even though i see you so much nowadays

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@neon edge

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!golden

raw folioBOT
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When you finish all 7 ice creams, you get a golden ice cream that does not reduce your damage. You can use this ice cream to finish the contract if you did not complete it earlier!

wind lily
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!promo

raw folioBOT
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TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9

wind lily
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How does one change their zone role?

distant siren
neon edge
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o

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huh

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cool

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urgh, i dont wana grind these contracts

vital heart
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ok

livid lava
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nobody want that

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Β¨haha

old tusk
analog elk
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if people read this, for the free gem contest: click on all 4 emoticons; when it near ends, with the actives we can try to level it to higher rewards. πŸ₯³

tawny osprey
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imagine we are so effective that the amount becomes negative

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everyone loses gems

soft laurel
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woof, this game is so broken

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such a bummer

tawny osprey
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woof?

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ok pro strats

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lets get the deviser to 0

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then he has to give everyone infinite gems

vernal flame
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LOL

tawny osprey
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this can be done by bringing alive people to -200

old tusk
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MEE6 broken again?

tawny osprey
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seems so

vernal flame
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At this rate, we're getting 0.919

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We were at a point when we could get 2 gems each

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But nooooo

old tusk
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MEE6 works again

vernal flame
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People here need to learn Math again...smh

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Like how hard is it to think ?!

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Like wtf

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They need to learn to do some critical thinking

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Smh

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Boomers

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They expect to get stuff without trying to think

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Damn those people

vale flicker
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Sup loooooserz

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Goooood mornin

vernal flame
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No

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There is no good in this nonexistent morning

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Now prepare for trouble

vale flicker
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WAIT

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HOLD UP

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WE COULD ALL WIN

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IF NO ONE VOTES SKULL

vernal flame
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Well...if we vote under 250 skulls , we all win

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If we don't vote for skulls, we win nothing @vale flicker

void spade
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#RigTheVote

vale flicker
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-1 winner for each skull

vernal flame
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READ IT

vale flicker
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1+ winner for each hand

vernal flame
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Read again

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The skull part

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Smh

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REAAAAAAAAD

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KEK

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People need to relearn English...smh

void spade
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so what I'm getting is

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no one should vote for skulls

vale flicker
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This doesn't effect the vote

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Ya

vernal flame
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Not really

void spade
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okay I'm not voting for skull

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I don't really want a skeleton president anyways

vernal flame
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Skull is a huge multiplier for gems

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BRUH

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Try to turn skull to 0

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See the results

foggy thorn
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bro

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wtf

vernal flame
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Clowns

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REEEEEEAD

foggy thorn
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I shouldn't be doing math work for a giveaway

vale flicker
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Smart

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Keep it under 250

foggy thorn
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I just reacted to everything

vernal flame
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Yep

vale flicker
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Everyone vote hand

vernal flame
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That's how we should do it afterall @foggy thorn

void spade
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Yeah Lava wants me to do work just so I won't win? not happening

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I'll do no work and not win

vernal flame
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@vale flicker NO

vale flicker
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Oh

foggy thorn
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why not

vernal flame
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That reduces the amount of gems by a lot

foggy thorn
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boohoo

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I voted hand

vale flicker
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Vote everything and keep skulls under 200?

void spade
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okay I voted hand and vomit

foggy thorn
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and who's gonna stop me?

vale flicker
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πŸ‘€

vernal flame
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But you gotta vote for yourself

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Vote all

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smh

foggy thorn
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I did

vernal flame
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If you vote for hand only, alive people will be in high positive numbers

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Which will be a huge divisor

void spade
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that sounds like a good thing to me