#off-topic-chat
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did u looked at europe and asia ?
In Poland government closed schools and universities and other public places where there is a lot of people
I knew about Corona in 2019
same
now they want close connection between some cities
restaurants, pub, any other markets only till 8 pm, they will be open thru 12am-8pm max
haha
schools of any kind are closed
malls will be too soon
yeah
idk, like I am just waiting for the time when we are gonna rob everything
I don't want everything. I want toilet paper
canada is just starting
ur in the beginning
u said its too early
its been months
governments should have already been setting up mask and hand sanitizer manufacturing facilities
preparing testing kits
that is what no country has
just "no flight from Korea LELELEELEL"
yes, but just because there are no or little cases in america, does not mean that the whole word is not affected by this
u said it is too early
yes
and watch that
ur brreaking rules
I mean that has been the response of other countries. Just block specific countries flights. No actual measures
we are on the back side of it
oh?
our peak infection rate was 950 per day, we had 130 yesterday
I am just watching live worldometer
yeah thats based on confirmed, not real or estimated
but like, idk, I love those memes
rest of europe and north america will get hit soon
rest ?
"look a weirdo with a mask"
wait till you get 200 infections a day
then you will be hit
haha
why?
because everyone is washing their hands, wearing masks and self-quarantining?
ok I need to frame this
I live in little piece of shit post communism country and we have like 10+ a day
and realllllly small country
and because of the living env.
is italy a dirty place with bad air?
not north
but overall I would say it is poor country
like, north is modern and rich
the rest is not
Korea has better healthcare than Canada
well maybe not, but like, canada has only small places where u can live, bray ?
And they are much ready for a pandemic
u live in certan area and most of the land is uninhibited ?
I have tons of friends in Canada, still many people making jokes about bad flu
St Patties gonna add a few cases
toronto, montreal, vancouver = will be hit
the point is too many canadians simply wont follow the proper guidelines
this isnt the fly
flu
wash and sanitize your hands, wear a mask
Not quite still Brayden
oh wait, canada is already out of masks
it will last longer than the flu
Still stalked at the Walmart near me
because you dont become immune after recovery
And lmao no it won’t last more than 6 months
flu and wuhan flu are completely different
Flu season is not 6 months
give that a few weeks
dude its already well known in asia... u can get covid-19 the day after full recovery
brayden, wait a month LEL
and well ya expert says that covid 19 will not survive till spring and summer time
Covid won’t last till Spring
You’re right
Just like how we don’t actually know if pigs will ever fly
Ah I too love skewed statistics
you say it wont last till spring? but its already here in north dakota
So WHO just said it’s too early to put a number
But you’re right, worldometer is the pinnacle of information
it is still some info
So you are putting your money on it dying fast despite Canada's fumbled response?
I just wanted to buy so penne for my pasta....but with this corona time, u can not even buy a frecking meat right now
you expect that 20 degrees temperature will kill all of it because some south-east asian countries dont do proper testing and have low numbers?
so why canada not get hit badly?
you guys live in an area where people panic bought? cringe
Why is Canada’s response fumbled
I’m Canadian, Trudeau put a decent plan out
canadians are too proud
Public’s schools in Ontario are closed for 2 weeks after March break
offer testing where? hospitals? you bring contagious people to regular hospital?
funny
Lots of people just private transport
same we have 1 person in our state
well prepared countries do not allow covid-19 patients into hospitals. They are tested in covid-19 testing centers by staff in full hazmat suits
Ah you’re right, we should panic more
You guys should be prepared more
Let’s just bomb cities to really make sure it’s gone
Setup mask manufacturing lines
Setup covid-19 testing centers
It hasn’t hit Canada that hard
because older ppl are dumb and can not really get good info from rep. sources
Nor will it
wrong kevtko
See you in the post-apocalyptic canadian wastelands
wrong ? u mean like those frecking lines of old ppl that bough all the things ? even when median said it is useless and wrong ?
It’s just we had way more time to prepare
i live in a state with a very high old people population and our gorcery stores havent been raided
Canada is shit hole lol
how often you go to dentist brayden?
how long you wait at the doctor?
there are too many + but also too many -
canada wings its dental health, and people wait too long to see a doctor
with shit ass old subway systems
Anyways, I’m out because as always, corona just leads to people being racist
imagine waiting 10 minutes and still not paying 40% tax rates
bray getting his own racist juice
im canadian goatzz
Because that’s all people wanna do and Corona let’s them do it freely
i live in canada 25 years
canada has clean air, that's the main thing it has going for it that beats korea by a long shot
but he is old, drink, smoke and idk why he is alive
and even regular office jobs pay decent
ur too proud of ur country, that is the problem maybe
all im saying is that canada's measure are less than countries like korea despite having way longer to prepare
and that they do not have the ability to ramp up these measures because korea ramped up their pandemic measures during the avian flu, SARS and MERS
and it takes time to build up these policies
and to build that infrastructure
so it is NA's first experience with a real pandemic crises. And this corona is way more severe than MERS or SARS
Because those didn't spread much despite being more lethal
And avian flu wasn't very lethal at all
how can u blame memes
That is all up to the government
news are trying to milk soo much from the corona, meme are just making fun of it
Look, everyone needs at least 2 masks per week
just because of stupid news, old ppl are storming the stores
because "we need to prepare"
Even you make more than that you need people to not just buy everything
In Korea we can only buy masks on one day of the week, and the amount we buy is capped at 2-3. We cannot go somewhere else and buy more
are u really that delusional to think that young ppl can do something ?
There is hand sanitizer in every building entrance, bus and subway
I wished Canada showed its leadership by doing more though. I really did
u can not even buy that because there is no stock
your mom
anyways gtg, cya
u think that canada do not owe nothing to anybody ? 
every country owe money
every country have debt
I wasted my gems on the pachinko balls. I messed up.
thats an expensive lesson
"More Fast" dear god the growth after getting this
oh its super nice when you get there @gilded sparrow
Just need 300 more gems
whatcha after?
Gem portal
good investment
Huh. Nice PFP marble.
Ah!
It’s commentary on society
kek
I've done my part.
Hell yea
yeah i'll do it, no going back lmao
anyone here ever use jdownloader
Nah
OH YES
NO GEMS KEKW
winners are selected on pi day
speaking of pi day
the pi competition at my school got cancelled 😦
It was replaced by the better Pie Competition
499 !
498 !
499
498
496
497
who do this
Lul
Fuck it in the butt.
who
what
When
OwO
where
Why
Hanging chad and gerrymandering.
498
once my download is done ill react
LUL
Ballot stuffing
6 minutes
499
#free-gem-contest💎 get your free react in. Doesn't matter if it's for a price or not.
ok its done
I blew up your face. Maybe
blew up on my face
Refartening
it was at 500 for a while
:)))
refartening, is it someting to do with recycling farts
Guess who
How do I get to the purgatory
i was 500 #1
No, it's the name of a horror game ill make. :p
I've cleared the dungeon and can't work out how to
ew
guys, I have a tech support issue. My game is getting stuck at this screen and won't do anything:
https://i.imgur.com/SM15f1v.jpg
imagine using discord original theme
Lul
PC version is bugged
imagine not using unix
I am
Dudes for real how do I get to the purgatory
Go into portal and click purg
Oh yo I'm so dumb ty
You're a wizard Harry.
nah
I dunno
and I do not know why I am laughing but I do
oh kvetko
Kvetko is a nut.
yes
yes
I am
eat me
Ew.
I am clean
well not R E A L LY
Bro
9 mins
s
time for home juice
"the police were killing the black kids like rabbits" good entering in movie
yes, movies
whats an entering in a movie
privilage white lives, ok not watching that
and whats home juice
Escape from pretoria
whats home juice
65% spirit
yes
nice blend
some day, I just wanna be drugged as hell, naked, running down to streets
then get caugh by some sexy handsome police lady who will punch me up
yes
what the fck
huh
huh what
Call of duty sucks ass
They decided to remaster modern warfare 2 before they make another modern warfare remake game
okay
Cause you do peer 2 peer.
Then why does it take 4 hours?
What download speed?
3.5mbps
You need 4 minimum to play online games. Wtf...
oh thats wrong sorry
the speed isssss
1 sec im doing a speed test
27 mbps
once i connect ethernet I expect more
Yeah... I only download at 35 most times but it only takes me an hour to download stuff
And I only do wireless cause I'm not allowed to use a drill :p
I got like a booster thingy and I can connect ethernet to it to my pc
so thats what i am doing
4 hours still seems a long time
Ff15 is 103 gigs.... Took me an hour.
and the actual downloading is 3.5
speed test said 27 but i download at 3.5
I wonder if its the distance from download location
Oh. But it gets 27 without download
The download is the problem. Probably just distance to download server.
idk
this isthe largest game i own now
150 gigabytes after unpack
i love the word anomaly
or however u spell it
I claim that I am a paradox
i see
I also like to say my mother died before I was born.
Moist
shlurp
Cattywampus is a word too
coolio
Oh oh bumfuzzle
Not a internal ssd?
no
I hate hard drives unless I dismantle them and make jewelry with the shiny disks.
I always crash them.
how?
school quarter is about to end
I have so many fried hard drives lying around
how snow
Schools here are closed
Virus fear.
its spring break woooo
nvm
:p
good news
So first hard drive was just age. Second one was age. Third one just stopped. Fourth one caught fire.
my game is soon to be released
Fifth hard drive got electricuted.
Sixth one decided it wanted to come apart while running
Seventh one decided to die of age.
Eighth one got demagnitized...
Not proud of that one.
dont come closer to my pc
Ninth one disappeared mysteriously.
how the fuck do you even-
That was my current one.
Either my PC is lying or this is optimized as all hell
It just isn't in my desktop anymore.
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I like this song lmao
hello
hi

Okg
The the team titans song
Teen
They did a whole episode about it
I saw my brother watching it
No winners in the latest gem giveaway lol
We did it
Crushing that no winners spite
One letter away from Lava being chased by Nintendo's ninjas
LOL
So I just data mined the announcement and I'm super happy about what we're gonna get.
Turns out it's a complete graphical overhaul for the game. It's going 3d.
Bad news is hoops is also in 3d, which means the hoop will move on the Z axis as well.
god damit
Hay guys, got one question. Im at the third ice cream and at the maelstrom keymaster (got 1million kills on him) but he wont drop the key for the next stage
Yep
Restarting the game, maybe killing the next enemy (glitch), a bunch of fast kills, some of these help
Nope only closing the game. Dont think shutting my phone will help😅 yes im at the 7th glitch
Refreshing the fighting area maybe. A bunch of wacky things to just try and make the key drop. It's a bit wonky.
Spastic clicking between enemies?
Try sticking to just keymaster. Maybe try tapping him idk lol

Ok spastic mode on
I remember having a lot of trouble with key drops on ice creams when it took a while to kill the keymaster.
Nope nothing worked. Problem is, i cant kill him while im on the fighting screen.
Try a 2h candy
I was on screen when I did all mine. Not sure if that's mandatory tbh
oh wait
i have an idea
exit the game
wait 10 mins with the game NOT on off-screen
and then go back
Ok i used a candy. No progress😆
Damn wtf. What is this sorcery
🤣 ok i will close the game for 10min
Sorry you have to go through this. Eventually you'll get it but.... It's unnecessary these issues
Yep ill wait
If you can't kill him ON the fight screen then you can't get a key. build more damage
RNG bad? Or is it not RNG?
Ok thank you, ill try.
@gilded sparrow RNG = random number gen
attack = not random
No as in is it RNG to get key? If so maybe bad luck.
You can however leave it on the fight screen (non away or offline) and take like an hour to kill it
Just make sure your screen stays on
That would be away :p
@gilded sparrow oh, well no. Im pretty sure not. When you kill a boss, atleast for me, their keys have always insta-dropped.
Ok ir worked now. Need to be on screen while killing him
no
Also while I'm here
get it to 10000
You're all arrested

And don't you fucking dare turn on your virtual machines
I'll arrest you twice
in the YOU K
I turned it on. I turned everyone elses on too.
#911#
I still remember San Diego's overreaction to pedobear.
?
I remember something like that happening
But I don't remember what actually went down
👀
Give me a rerun
Guy shows up to a con dressed as pedo bear and gets accused of being "pedophile"
And then this happens.
Police didn't know what a meme was. Lol
Or rather they misunderstood what the meme was
A few days at most I think. I actually lived around there at the time and I just laughed so hard for days. Lol
Yeah. Lmao. Overreaction to something they don't understand. Lmao like discord.
Like the Taliban reportedly recruiting in WoW and Minecraft.
Or Pokemon players being devil worshippers. Or farther back when dungeons and dragons was only used to summon satan. Lmao
Lavender town. That's my ringtone. Lol
Red and Blue version.
Ofc
I had to replace the battery in my Pokemon red. -_-all those Pokemon lost forever.
Praise the lord and father i reached oblivion
I'm at Incarnate 105 and it's making me very upset
I'm so close but I can't get closer

Yeah dont even get me started @fading nymph
Yeah. Incarnates last too long
I've capped on most bonuses cept for construction and pets
Don't have 6* boss cards
But most things are 6* and almost all my pots are capped for bonuses
Don't need 6s. In fact 6 could slow you down
Wtf how
One of the potions is for 5* only.
Yeah

OH
I SHIT
LMFAO
I FORGOT
THE CONSTRUCTION POTIONS
LMFAO
I'LL BRB
GONNA KILL A TEEHEE
Lol
Now that i unlocked dairy isle, what is the max level of a tank?
Ai
It's probably around there. Takes a lot. Some of them soft cap the bonuses before that though.
I'm the guess master
I HATE MYSELF
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

SOMEONE YELL AT ME FOR THIS FUCK UP
I'M AT TEEHEE 13

Huh
brayden, trou d'eau's wife got corona?
Ya
and he himself wont be tested. majestic
He showed no symptoms
That's stupid and everyone who's spend 3 seconds reading the WHO website would know that
Symptoms don't show for 5-14 days
After you catch it
But you can still have it
To increase recovery% you want to catch it in its early stages or before symptoms show
As if pneumonia develops before you are tested the chances of surviving plummet
Thanks and have day
Speedrun
Recovery%
why do you have evaxephon as your pfp
If we will get 600 reactions, will Lava force someone to pay 500gems to him?
He murders someone.
Hippity hoppity time to disassemble your property
Remove all screws
Yep.! There's this old HP in the corner of my room where there's a hidden joint somewhere in the middle and I dunno how to take it apart
Lmao
I was planning on putting back to together...
That's where lava's gonna go if he makes a shitty update
Lol even if it’s shitty iOS and pc won’t ever get it so it’s 👍
And there’s usually good take apart repair videos on YouTube for like everything. You can find your thing
Aight thanks haven't considered googling it
Lol I had to YouTube for my saw to get on stand bc directions sucked
I'm finally fixing my relationship between my brother and I by gaming with him
I just have to keep reminding him that I need space.
So the decks got updated
Did the crusade gears get updated as well?
I mean the bis things
what decks?
probability of not getting card with 5k keys on occ x (I've actually went through this)
1 in 16 million man the fuck
^
I hunger
lol
Gn snow I gotta go play some stuff on my Gamecube
Pokemon snap for the n64
Metroid Prime
food
doof
F O O D
Lmao no prizes for the latest gem react thing
yeeeee :D
oof
i was at restaurant place(they only close the ones that does not have "own building") and there was like 1 family haha
borders are closed from 16th, nobody can come in or out, well in some special cases they can
oof, that's smart, that's limiting the spread of the virus
Our whole office is working from home now
Because i potentially infected everyone there lmao
How about you monkeys all stop panicking over something that is barely worse than a common cold unless you're old/already sick/an idiot?
I'm not panicking?
I'm saying in general
It's also not a problem because of mortality rate it's a problem because of the impacts it has on the economy and hospitals and such. If a shit ton of people are infected all at once then hospitals get fucked
and also a lot of people happen to know/care for someone/multiple someones that are old/sick/have some kind of existing respiratory issue/etc. so obviously they're going to be concerned and don't want the shit to spread because that increases chances previously mentioned person is going to get it
That's true
But rejoice, temperatures will go up and chokehold the virus into oblivion
I think I had Corona last/this week
I sneezed a few times more and my throat was sore
🤷♂️
I believe I currently have it or am in the process of getting it. My brother is showing symptoms and we live together so odds are if he does I do
but neither of us can afford to get tested so 🤷♂️
Yeah
I know someone who's mother had it, they had it yesterday, they feel better today after a good night sleep
Inb4 China was playing Plague Inc. Because they're too many/pollution
they're too many is a funny way to say they're over populated and I love it
They're too many, gotta lower the demographics
Schools and kindergarten got closed for one month
It's like China in it's plagiarism spree forgot to steal condom designs and sell them as Dorkex
Like shit if they love banging that much at least get protection
South Korea has been handling the outbreak really well apparently. Saw something today saying they have more recovered cases than they do people infected
Nobody is really panicking, I am just stating the situation
dum
welp atleast i got my last skill to max out in rebirth
so there is that
everything else is maxed

what
?
I am asking static
imagine not getting a straight
do it
Inb4 new update has a Coronavirus event
And if you lose your save is wiped
you know that was what the card packs lava gave away was for, Majj

infinite rebirth perks
thats pog
got 2 more ice creams
i forgot to accept another icecream..
kill me
You almost have it

hmmmmm
easy
Well it does have a slightly larger box
hmmmm
in the left have scretch of a sword
but neither of us can afford to get tested so 🤷♂️
@void spade wow, isn't it free ?
there are some free options but only 2 clinics in a 20 mile radius of me and I got voicemail for both
isn't Europe, I think?
You should be able to call a doctor and they'll give you the symptom check
will level up now those 4* ones
not in Ukraine tho(
u can not call ur doctor in ukraine ?
what
yeah, most people doesn't feel safe to call a doctor
thanks God I have med insurance
hail to Lava, he inspired me to go in IT

only one way to get proper insurance
duh, im boring

@tardy crescent what's your favorite card of them

Was I right?
demon z was trash back then
Back when it was 30-40%
has been a good day of collecting cards
up is previous
xd I want to have all cards to 6* already
Time and money
at least the normal ones
Just time.
a few days will do
How close you to breaking damage
I'm getting excess green, blue, purple and orange star cards
breaking -> infinite dmg?
Yep
How long you been at post max visual
a week, not much longer
Oh. So prob 10*
for sure not over B 10*
I really wanna double my current damage %
damage is harsh 9* on
It's over 2m% in perk tree.
bleh I don't upgrade it that massively
nor have I got the points to invest that much
I got demon x and y in my fight deck for increased total lol
fair enough lol
Time to set an autoclicker for 30 min on fight lol
I just woke up an hour after my first class starts
Lol. I know.
Fuck
how the fuck you'd have class
I was gunna use it on the fight perk tree.
Lol. Prob
Uh
even Spain, with a lag of 999999999999999, has finally done something
Okay then
We're on spring break from my job rn at a college.
same shit
No
wait what is it then? an alien invasion?
baise français
Yes
or an Illuminati congress?
The enemy Nexus has been destroyed.
^
r u n
🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️
:run:
Well fuck I hope my teacher isnt too pissed
piss level urine
Its the last day of school anyway
ಠ_ʖಠ
Brayden!
Why were you late!!!!
xd
me: starts ultra long speech on why oversleeping is benefitial for life
I can imagine it
me: summons gorshank z bell 50
Back in my day, you only slept in if you were hungover, or late night masterbation sessions
And you're too young to drink.
Doesn't mean I don't lmao
u do not go to school when ur hungover
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
noone cares about how was it in the past
History repeats itself.
not anymore
snowy
used to repeat itself, but sir, you cannot confirm that anymore.
is that some erotic novel

Well I have got a bit of time until my next class I might as well skip it
👯♂️
yeah its a novel
Bunny
History repeating itself...
Fashion.
Wars.
Brayden being dumb
this guy, he knows so much about his utopia.
🐰
...too much.
huh
I slept in because of a late night chill out fmj
wat
Chill out cock out?
yes
ban Cheese
See. Masterbation confirmed.
the fuck 
How halarious
summons gorshank z bell 100
poison, claw
*no
then what were u doing
Kills bell 100
if not catching the snake
bell 100 has inf health
Elemenda won't stop talking about idle, kvetko is just kvetko, and eldar only ever posts pics from other discords
And fmj
He sucks
Yes.
bray are you on drugs
Bray is drugs
No
druggie
I don't talk only about idle
...
and? bro 
Nobody asked for you to roleplay with gorshank
No but it was much appreciated
And nobody asked you for an opinion
Eh who cares I just miss the real people on this server who are good
I just used gorshank at my own will without offending anyone so 🤷
real people
Oh hi mark
so Abon is real? ban him
fuck im fake
HEY @tardy crescent ! EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN OPINION
doesn't mean that their own opinions aren't wrong
actual cringe man






