#off-topic-chat

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strong ore
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did they just squander that time?

livid lava
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did u looked at europe and asia ?

oblique carbon
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In Poland government closed schools and universities and other public places where there is a lot of people

strong ore
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I knew about Corona in 2019

livid lava
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same

oblique carbon
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now they want close connection between some cities

livid lava
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restaurants, pub, any other markets only till 8 pm, they will be open thru 12am-8pm max

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haha

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schools of any kind are closed

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malls will be too soon

oblique carbon
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yeah

livid lava
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idk, like I am just waiting for the time when we are gonna rob everything

oblique carbon
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I don't want everything. I want toilet paper

livid lava
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we have 5 rolls

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for 3 ppl

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because america

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ur in middle of it

strong ore
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canada is just starting

livid lava
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ur in the beginning

strong ore
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korea reduced its daily cases by 80%

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we can joke about it

livid lava
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" it is just starting" tell that asia and itally

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haha

strong ore
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u said its too early

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its been months

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governments should have already been setting up mask and hand sanitizer manufacturing facilities

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preparing testing kits

livid lava
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that is what no country has

strong ore
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just "no flight from Korea LELELEELEL"

livid lava
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yes, but just because there are no or little cases in america, does not mean that the whole word is not affected by this

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u said it is too early

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yes

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and watch that

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ur brreaking rules

strong ore
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I mean that has been the response of other countries. Just block specific countries flights. No actual measures

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we are on the back side of it

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oh?

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our peak infection rate was 950 per day, we had 130 yesterday

livid lava
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we had 20 today

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Itally had nearly 200 today

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600 died

strong ore
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we are doing 20,000 tests a day

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italy had 200 DEATHS

livid lava
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1.016 now

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lol

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DEATHS

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15k cases

strong ore
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they arent testing thoroughly

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they should be at around 100k cases

livid lava
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I am just watching live worldometer

strong ore
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yeah thats based on confirmed, not real or estimated

livid lava
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but like, idk, I love those memes

strong ore
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rest of europe and north america will get hit soon

livid lava
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rest ?

strong ore
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"look a weirdo with a mask"

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wait till you get 200 infections a day

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then you will be hit

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haha

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why?

livid lava
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cold country ?

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yes

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it will

strong ore
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because everyone is washing their hands, wearing masks and self-quarantining?

livid lava
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ok I need to frame this

strong ore
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is your school cancelled brayden?

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lmao

livid lava
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I live in little piece of shit post communism country and we have like 10+ a day

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and realllllly small country

strong ore
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canada is waiting too long

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we had 65 deaths so far

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italy 1000

livid lava
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and because of the living env.

strong ore
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is italy a dirty place with bad air?

livid lava
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not north

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but overall I would say it is poor country

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like, north is modern and rich

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the rest is not

strong ore
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Korea has better healthcare than Canada

livid lava
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well maybe not, but like, canada has only small places where u can live, bray ?

strong ore
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And they are much ready for a pandemic

livid lava
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u live in certan area and most of the land is uninhibited ?

strong ore
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I have tons of friends in Canada, still many people making jokes about bad flu

safe ruin
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St Patties gonna add a few cases

strong ore
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toronto, montreal, vancouver = will be hit

safe ruin
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But yea Canada won’t reach 200

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Disagree

strong ore
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the point is too many canadians simply wont follow the proper guidelines

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this isnt the fly

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flu

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wash and sanitize your hands, wear a mask

safe ruin
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Not quite still Brayden

strong ore
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oh wait, canada is already out of masks

safe ruin
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This won’t last as long as the flu

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There are still masks in Canada?

strong ore
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it will last longer than the flu

safe ruin
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Still stalked at the Walmart near me

strong ore
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because you dont become immune after recovery

safe ruin
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And lmao no it won’t last more than 6 months

strong ore
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flu and wuhan flu are completely different

safe ruin
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Flu season is not 6 months

livid lava
strong ore
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dude its already well known in asia... u can get covid-19 the day after full recovery

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brayden, wait a month LEL

livid lava
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and well ya expert says that covid 19 will not survive till spring and summer time

safe ruin
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Covid won’t last till Spring

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You’re right

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Just like how we don’t actually know if pigs will ever fly

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Ah I too love skewed statistics

vast coral
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you say it wont last till spring? but its already here in north dakota

safe ruin
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So WHO just said it’s too early to put a number

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But you’re right, worldometer is the pinnacle of information

livid lava
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it is still some info

strong ore
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So you are putting your money on it dying fast despite Canada's fumbled response?

livid lava
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I just wanted to buy so penne for my pasta....but with this corona time, u can not even buy a frecking meat right now

strong ore
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you expect that 20 degrees temperature will kill all of it because some south-east asian countries dont do proper testing and have low numbers?

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so why canada not get hit badly?

vast coral
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you guys live in an area where people panic bought? cringe

safe ruin
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Why is Canada’s response fumbled

strong ore
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I live in Korea, what do you think

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We have 7000 cases

safe ruin
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I’m Canadian, Trudeau put a decent plan out

livid lava
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canadians are too proud

strong ore
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Yeah that's half-assed

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close infected areas after they get infected

safe ruin
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Public’s schools in Ontario are closed for 2 weeks after March break

strong ore
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offer testing where? hospitals? you bring contagious people to regular hospital?

safe ruin
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Lmao

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Yes

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Where the fuck else

strong ore
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funny

safe ruin
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Lots of people just private transport

vast coral
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same we have 1 person in our state

strong ore
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well prepared countries do not allow covid-19 patients into hospitals. They are tested in covid-19 testing centers by staff in full hazmat suits

safe ruin
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Ah you’re right, we should panic more

strong ore
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You guys should be prepared more

safe ruin
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Let’s just bomb cities to really make sure it’s gone

strong ore
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Setup mask manufacturing lines

livid lava
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ppl are panicking even if the country is prepared

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that is just natural thing

strong ore
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Setup covid-19 testing centers

safe ruin
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It hasn’t hit Canada that hard

livid lava
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because older ppl are dumb and can not really get good info from rep. sources

safe ruin
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Nor will it

strong ore
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Yet

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Anyways, gotta go

vast coral
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wrong kevtko

strong ore
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See you in the post-apocalyptic canadian wastelands

safe ruin
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Woah there Brayden

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Korea is not dirty first of all

livid lava
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wrong ? u mean like those frecking lines of old ppl that bough all the things ? even when median said it is useless and wrong ?

safe ruin
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It’s just we had way more time to prepare

vast coral
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i live in a state with a very high old people population and our gorcery stores havent been raided

strong ore
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Korea is way more modern than Canada

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with better healthcare

livid lava
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Canada is shit hole lol

strong ore
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how often you go to dentist brayden?

safe ruin
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Shut up Brayden

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Cringey ass teenage cover up

strong ore
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how long you wait at the doctor?

livid lava
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there are too many + but also too many -

safe ruin
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Just admit you were being racist and move on

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concerned_froge actual cringe man

strong ore
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canada wings its dental health, and people wait too long to see a doctor

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with shit ass old subway systems

safe ruin
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Anyways, I’m out because as always, corona just leads to people being racist

strong ore
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imagine waiting 10 minutes and still not paying 40% tax rates

livid lava
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hahaha bray getting his own racist juice

strong ore
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im canadian goatzz

safe ruin
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Because that’s all people wanna do and Corona let’s them do it freely

strong ore
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i live in canada 25 years

livid lava
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I am German by blood

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Heil

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Zeman

strong ore
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canada has clean air, that's the main thing it has going for it that beats korea by a long shot

livid lava
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but he is old, drink, smoke and idk why he is alive

strong ore
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and even regular office jobs pay decent

livid lava
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ur too proud of ur country, that is the problem maybe

strong ore
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all im saying is that canada's measure are less than countries like korea despite having way longer to prepare

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and that they do not have the ability to ramp up these measures because korea ramped up their pandemic measures during the avian flu, SARS and MERS

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and it takes time to build up these policies

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and to build that infrastructure

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so it is NA's first experience with a real pandemic crises. And this corona is way more severe than MERS or SARS

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Because those didn't spread much despite being more lethal

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And avian flu wasn't very lethal at all

livid lava
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how can u blame memes

strong ore
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That is all up to the government

livid lava
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that is what young ones know

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comeone bray really ?

safe ruin
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Wait this is golden lmao

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Bray is blaming memes

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Holy fuck

livid lava
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news are trying to milk soo much from the corona, meme are just making fun of it

strong ore
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Look, everyone needs at least 2 masks per week

livid lava
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just because of stupid news, old ppl are storming the stores

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because "we need to prepare"

strong ore
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Even you make more than that you need people to not just buy everything

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In Korea we can only buy masks on one day of the week, and the amount we buy is capped at 2-3. We cannot go somewhere else and buy more

livid lava
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are u really that delusional to think that young ppl can do something ?

strong ore
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There is hand sanitizer in every building entrance, bus and subway

livid lava
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and we do not have that

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haha

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no sanitizer

strong ore
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I wished Canada showed its leadership by doing more though. I really did

livid lava
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u can not even buy that because there is no stock

golden ivy
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your mom

strong ore
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anyways gtg, cya

livid lava
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u think that canada do not owe nothing to anybody ? hahaha

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every country owe money

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every country have debt

gilded sparrow
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I wasted my gems on the pachinko balls. I messed up.

foggy horizon
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thats an expensive lesson

gilded sparrow
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Doesn't matter

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I found a way to get way more quicker

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Nightmare anathema

foggy horizon
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"More Fast" dear god the growth after getting this

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oh its super nice when you get there @gilded sparrow

gilded sparrow
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Just need 300 more gems

foggy horizon
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whatcha after?

gilded sparrow
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Gem portal

golden ivy
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good investment

gilded sparrow
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Huh. Nice PFP marble.

foggy horizon
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Thanks!

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Oof, sad to see there's gonna be no winners from this gem event

void spade
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Ah!

safe ruin
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It’s commentary on society

void spade
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We only need 5 more reacts for no winners!!!

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Lets go guys we can do it

foggy horizon
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kek

void spade
golden ivy
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there

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fine

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i reacted

void spade
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Hell yea

foggy horizon
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yeah i'll do it, no going back lmao

golden ivy
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anyone here ever use jdownloader

void spade
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Nah

golden ivy
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its being weird on me and idk why

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i was 498

vernal flame
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OH YES

golden ivy
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do it boys

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hm

vernal flame
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NO GEMS KEKW

golden ivy
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winners are selected on pi day

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speaking of pi day

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the pi competition at my school got cancelled 😦

vernal flame
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It was replaced by the better Pie Competition

golden ivy
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nah

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it just landed on a weekend

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so no pi for me

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im so close

viral sparrow
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499 !

golden ivy
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498 !

livid lava
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oohhhh

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497

golden ivy
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nooo

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498

frank moth
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499

golden ivy
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498

frank moth
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496

golden ivy
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497

livid lava
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who do this

golden ivy
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me

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8 minutes left

vernal flame
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Lul

fading nymph
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Fuck it in the butt.

golden ivy
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who

livid lava
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what

fading nymph
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When

vernal flame
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OwO

golden ivy
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where

vernal flame
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Why

golden ivy
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i will never let it happen

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it hit 500 so i unreacted

fading nymph
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Too late.

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Time to make alts like jonny

vernal flame
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:>

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497

fading nymph
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Hanging chad and gerrymandering.

vernal flame
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498

golden ivy
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once my download is done ill react

vernal flame
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LUL

fading nymph
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Ballot stuffing

golden ivy
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6 minutes

vernal flame
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499

fading nymph
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#free-gem-contest💎 get your free react in. Doesn't matter if it's for a price or not.

golden ivy
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ok its done

livid lava
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done

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haha

fading nymph
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I blew up your face. Maybe

livid lava
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blew up on my face

fading nymph
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Refartening

vernal flame
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499

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KEKW

golden ivy
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it was at 500 for a while

vernal flame
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:)))

livid lava
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refartening, is it someting to do with recycling farts

vernal flame
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Guess who

golden ivy
pale pebble
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How do I get to the purgatory

golden ivy
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i was 500 #1

fading nymph
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No, it's the name of a horror game ill make. :p

pale pebble
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I've cleared the dungeon and can't work out how to

livid lava
golden ivy
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ew

errant stratus
golden ivy
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imagine using discord original theme

vernal flame
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Lul

fading nymph
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PC version is bugged

livid lava
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imagine not using unix

golden ivy
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I am

pale pebble
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Dudes for real how do I get to the purgatory

fading nymph
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Go into portal and click purg

golden ivy
pale pebble
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Oh yo I'm so dumb ty

livid lava
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ok, then imagine using preinstalled distro with native de

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ich

golden ivy
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150 files almost down downloading

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actually its 168

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3 left

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pog

fading nymph
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You're a wizard Harry.

golden ivy
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nah

livid lava
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huh

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good one

golden ivy
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i dont get it

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1 minute ;eft

fading nymph
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I dunno

livid lava
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and I do not know why I am laughing but I do

golden ivy
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oh kvetko

fading nymph
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Kvetko is a nut.

livid lava
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yes

golden ivy
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yes

livid lava
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I am

golden ivy
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you are nut

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we will eat you

livid lava
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eat me

fading nymph
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Ew.

golden ivy
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yeah ew

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we will not eat you

livid lava
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I am clean

golden ivy
livid lava
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well not R E A L LY

golden ivy
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Bro

fading nymph
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9 mins

livid lava
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s

golden ivy
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uh

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whatis it doing

livid lava
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time for home juice

golden ivy
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oh they extract the files for you

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thats nice

livid lava
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"the police were killing the black kids like rabbits" good entering in movie

golden ivy
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what

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the fuck

livid lava
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yes, movies

golden ivy
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whats an entering in a movie

livid lava
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privilage white lives, ok not watching that

golden ivy
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and whats home juice

livid lava
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Escape from pretoria

golden ivy
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whats home juice

livid lava
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with harry guy

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home juice ?

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I do not wanna tell

golden ivy
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liquid cocaine

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?

livid lava
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65% spirit

golden ivy
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and 35% liquid cocaine?

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damn

livid lava
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yes

golden ivy
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nice blend

livid lava
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like, I want that

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cocaine the bottle

golden ivy
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uhh

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okay

livid lava
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some day, I just wanna be drugged as hell, naked, running down to streets

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then get caugh by some sexy handsome police lady who will punch me up

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yes

golden ivy
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i did it

livid lava
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what the fck

golden ivy
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thats not even half of it

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a crisp 150 gigabytes of pirated ww2

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isnt she sexy

livid lava
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huh

golden ivy
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huh what

fading nymph
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Call of duty sucks ass

golden ivy
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nah

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wrong

fading nymph
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They decided to remaster modern warfare 2 before they make another modern warfare remake game

golden ivy
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okay

fading nymph
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Go play warzone

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It's free to play

golden ivy
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I wanted to play ww2

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so i got it

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after like 4 hours

fading nymph
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Cause you do peer 2 peer.

golden ivy
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no

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i dont

fading nymph
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Then why does it take 4 hours?

golden ivy
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That was mean im sorry

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i just have bad internet

fading nymph
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What download speed?

golden ivy
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3.5mbps

fading nymph
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You need 4 minimum to play online games. Wtf...

golden ivy
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oh thats wrong sorry

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the speed isssss

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1 sec im doing a speed test

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27 mbps

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once i connect ethernet I expect more

fading nymph
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Yeah... I only download at 35 most times but it only takes me an hour to download stuff

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And I only do wireless cause I'm not allowed to use a drill :p

golden ivy
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I got like a booster thingy and I can connect ethernet to it to my pc

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so thats what i am doing

fading nymph
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4 hours still seems a long time

golden ivy
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its 83 gb

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so 20 per hour

fading nymph
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Ff15 is 103 gigs.... Took me an hour.

golden ivy
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and the actual downloading is 3.5

fading nymph
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Oh.

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3.5 is way too slow.

golden ivy
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speed test said 27 but i download at 3.5

fading nymph
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I wonder if its the distance from download location

golden ivy
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could be

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also my PC has a hard time handling wireless

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I blame bad hardware

fading nymph
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Oh. But it gets 27 without download

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The download is the problem. Probably just distance to download server.

golden ivy
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idk

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this isthe largest game i own now

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150 gigabytes after unpack

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i love the word anomaly

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or however u spell it

fading nymph
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Anomaly is right

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Like a paradox

golden ivy
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yeah

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just the word

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is fun to say

fading nymph
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I claim that I am a paradox

golden ivy
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i see

fading nymph
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I also like to say my mother died before I was born.

golden ivy
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uh

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oksy

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i like to say the word anomaly

fading nymph
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Moist

golden ivy
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shlurp

fading nymph
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Cattywampus is a word too

golden ivy
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coolio

fading nymph
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Oh oh bumfuzzle

golden ivy
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i am buying some more ram

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and a new hdd

fading nymph
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Not a internal ssd?

golden ivy
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no

frank moth
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why does redd white have such a giantesque vocabulary

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his locutions confuse me

fading nymph
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I hate hard drives unless I dismantle them and make jewelry with the shiny disks.

golden ivy
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why

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ssds are slightly faster and just more expensive

fading nymph
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I always crash them.

golden ivy
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how?

frank moth
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school quarter is about to end

fading nymph
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I have so many fried hard drives lying around

golden ivy
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how snow

fading nymph
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Schools here are closed

golden ivy
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how

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how

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ho

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w

fading nymph
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Virus fear.

golden ivy
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no

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how dou fry the drives

frank moth
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we have no cases here

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which is suprising really

golden ivy
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its spring break woooo

fading nymph
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Can I live under your bed?

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I'll keep it clean

golden ivy
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nvm

fading nymph
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:p

golden ivy
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good news

fading nymph
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So first hard drive was just age. Second one was age. Third one just stopped. Fourth one caught fire.

golden ivy
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my game is soon to be released

fading nymph
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Fifth hard drive got electricuted.

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Sixth one decided it wanted to come apart while running

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Seventh one decided to die of age.

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Eighth one got demagnitized...

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Not proud of that one.

frank moth
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dont come closer to my pc

fading nymph
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Ninth one disappeared mysteriously.

frank moth
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how the fuck do you even-

fading nymph
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That was my current one.

golden ivy
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Either my PC is lying or this is optimized as all hell

fading nymph
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It just isn't in my desktop anymore.

golden ivy
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1 hour for a file of 50gb to unpack to 150gb on my PC is eoic

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Less than an hour*

fading nymph
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I like this song lmao

dense mortar
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hello

frank moth
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hi

dense mortar
golden ivy
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Okg

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The the team titans song

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Teen

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They did a whole episode about it

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I saw my brother watching it

winter cedar
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No winners in the latest gem giveaway lol

tame sparrow
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We did it

lament goblet
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damn

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idle skillin update lookin good 😳

copper meteor
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Crushing that no winners spite

lament goblet
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cri

abstract kestrel
vernal flame
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LOL

lament goblet
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OH

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LMAOOOO

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took me a while. Nice.

kind rover
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So I just data mined the announcement and I'm super happy about what we're gonna get.

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Turns out it's a complete graphical overhaul for the game. It's going 3d.

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Bad news is hoops is also in 3d, which means the hoop will move on the Z axis as well.

lament goblet
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god damit

deep vine
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Hay guys, got one question. Im at the third ice cream and at the maelstrom keymaster (got 1million kills on him) but he wont drop the key for the next stage

lament goblet
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not again

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oh

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uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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have you tried exiting and going back?

deep vine
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Yep

lament goblet
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have you tried resetting your phone?

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or device

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or the webpage or whatever

kind rover
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Restarting the game, maybe killing the next enemy (glitch), a bunch of fast kills, some of these help

lament goblet
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ya i had a similar issue

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dunno how i solved it

deep vine
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Nope only closing the game. Dont think shutting my phone will help😅 yes im at the 7th glitch

kind rover
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Refreshing the fighting area maybe. A bunch of wacky things to just try and make the key drop. It's a bit wonky.

gilded sparrow
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Spastic clicking between enemies?

lament goblet
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cheeks

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wo

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w

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a lot of these emojis are from lava's other games

kind rover
#

Try sticking to just keymaster. Maybe try tapping him idk lol

lament goblet
deep vine
#

Ok spastic mode on

kind rover
#

I remember having a lot of trouble with key drops on ice creams when it took a while to kill the keymaster.

deep vine
#

Nope nothing worked. Problem is, i cant kill him while im on the fighting screen.

kind rover
#

Try a 2h candy

lament goblet
#

rip

#

sacrifice

#

😔

kind rover
#

I was on screen when I did all mine. Not sure if that's mandatory tbh

lament goblet
#

oh wait

#

i have an idea

#

exit the game

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wait 10 mins with the game NOT on off-screen

#

and then go back

deep vine
#

Ok i used a candy. No progress😆

kind rover
#

Damn wtf. What is this sorcery

deep vine
#

🤣 ok i will close the game for 10min

kind rover
#

Sorry you have to go through this. Eventually you'll get it but.... It's unnecessary these issues

deep vine
#

Yep ill wait

tame sparrow
#

If you can't kill him ON the fight screen then you can't get a key. build more damage

gilded sparrow
#

RNG bad? Or is it not RNG?

deep vine
#

Ok thank you, ill try.

lament goblet
#

@gilded sparrow RNG = random number gen
attack = not random

gilded sparrow
#

No as in is it RNG to get key? If so maybe bad luck.

fleet ivy
#

You can however leave it on the fight screen (non away or offline) and take like an hour to kill it

tame sparrow
#

Just make sure your screen stays on

fleet ivy
#

That would be away :p

lament goblet
#

@gilded sparrow oh, well no. Im pretty sure not. When you kill a boss, atleast for me, their keys have always insta-dropped.

vale flicker
#

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG DICK ENERGY MOVE

#

LESSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

deep vine
#

Ok ir worked now. Need to be on screen while killing him

strong ore
#

no

vale flicker
#

Also while I'm here

strong ore
#

get it to 10000

vale flicker
#

You're all arrested

#

And don't you fucking dare turn on your virtual machines

#

I'll arrest you twice

strong ore
#

in the YOU K

fading nymph
#

I turned it on. I turned everyone elses on too.

vale flicker
#

#911#

fading nymph
#

I still remember San Diego's overreaction to pedobear.

vale flicker
#

?

#

I remember something like that happening

#

But I don't remember what actually went down

#

👀

#

Give me a rerun

fading nymph
#

Guy shows up to a con dressed as pedo bear and gets accused of being "pedophile"

#

And then this happens.

#

Police didn't know what a meme was. Lol

#

Or rather they misunderstood what the meme was

vale flicker
#

Lmfao

#

Did he actually get jail time?

#

👀

fading nymph
#

A few days at most I think. I actually lived around there at the time and I just laughed so hard for days. Lol

vale flicker
#

HOLY SHIT

#

LMFAO

#

I FEEL SO BAD BUT THAT'S HILARIOUS

fading nymph
#

Yeah. Lmao. Overreaction to something they don't understand. Lmao like discord.

#

Like the Taliban reportedly recruiting in WoW and Minecraft.

#

Or Pokemon players being devil worshippers. Or farther back when dungeons and dragons was only used to summon satan. Lmao

vale flicker
#

DnD and Pokemon players were the OG moments

#

LaVaNdeR tOwN

#

CtHuLhU

fading nymph
#

Lavender town. That's my ringtone. Lol

vale flicker
#

Nice

fading nymph
#

Red and Blue version.

vale flicker
#

Ofc

fading nymph
#

I had to replace the battery in my Pokemon red. -_-all those Pokemon lost forever.

vale flicker
#

Aw

#

That sucks

humble oracle
#

Praise the lord and father i reached oblivion

fading nymph
#

Gratz

#

Now the slow and arduous journey to the teehees

vale flicker
#

I'm at Incarnate 105 and it's making me very upset

#

I'm so close but I can't get closer

humble oracle
#

Yeah dont even get me started @fading nymph

fading nymph
#

Yeah. Incarnates last too long

vale flicker
#

I've capped on most bonuses cept for construction and pets

#

Don't have 6* boss cards

#

But most things are 6* and almost all my pots are capped for bonuses

fading nymph
#

Don't need 6s. In fact 6 could slow you down

vale flicker
#

Wtf how

fading nymph
#

One of the potions is for 5* only.

vale flicker
#

Should I just

#

UGH

fading nymph
#

Yeah

vale flicker
#

OH

#

I SHIT

#

LMFAO

#

I FORGOT

#

THE CONSTRUCTION POTIONS

#

LMFAO

#

I'LL BRB

#

GONNA KILL A TEEHEE

fading nymph
#

Lol

humble oracle
#

Now that i unlocked dairy isle, what is the max level of a tank?

fading nymph
#

Tank in Pets?

#

Hmm... 1000? I don't remember that one.

humble oracle
#

Ai

fading nymph
#

It's probably around there. Takes a lot. Some of them soft cap the bonuses before that though.

vale flicker
#

Fuck

#

Meh damage is zooming

#

I don't even have 5 pots unlockex

dreamy spear
vale flicker
#

I hate myself for sitting on over 30 possible new pots in 50 secs for over 2 weeks

dreamy spear
#

I'm the guess master

vale flicker
#

I HATE MYSELF

#

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

#

SOMEONE YELL AT ME FOR THIS FUCK UP

#

I'M AT TEEHEE 13

golden ivy
#

Huh

strong ore
#

brayden, trou d'eau's wife got corona?

vale flicker
#

Ya

strong ore
#

and he himself wont be tested. majestic

safe ruin
#

He showed no symptoms

vale flicker
#

That's stupid and everyone who's spend 3 seconds reading the WHO website would know that

#

Symptoms don't show for 5-14 days

#

After you catch it

#

But you can still have it

#

To increase recovery% you want to catch it in its early stages or before symptoms show

#

As if pneumonia develops before you are tested the chances of surviving plummet

#

Thanks and have day

lament goblet
#

Speedrun
Recovery%

frank moth
#

why do you have evaxephon as your pfp

mighty shadow
#

If we will get 600 reactions, will Lava force someone to pay 500gems to him?

fading nymph
#

He murders someone.

golden ivy
tame sparrow
#

Remove all screws

golden ivy
#

Yep.! There's this old HP in the corner of my room where there's a hidden joint somewhere in the middle and I dunno how to take it apart

#

Lmao

chilly prawn
#

Lol I need to saw a few things 🙂

golden ivy
#

I was planning on putting back to together...

chilly prawn
#

Oh

#

Duct tape

golden ivy
#

That's where lava's gonna go if he makes a shitty update

chilly prawn
#

Lol even if it’s shitty iOS and pc won’t ever get it so it’s 👍

#

And there’s usually good take apart repair videos on YouTube for like everything. You can find your thing

golden ivy
#

Aight thanks haven't considered googling it

chilly prawn
#

Lol I had to YouTube for my saw to get on stand bc directions sucked

golden ivy
#

I'm finally fixing my relationship between my brother and I by gaming with him

#

I just have to keep reminding him that I need space.

tall sonnet
#

So the decks got updated

#

Did the crusade gears get updated as well?

#

I mean the bis things

ashen orbit
#

bis ?

#

also

strong ore
#

what decks?

tardy crescent
#

1 in 16 million man the fuck

golden ivy
ashen orbit
#

Nice, looks good

#

enjoy

tardy crescent
#

^

tame sparrow
#

I hunger

ashen orbit
#

same

#

vad

#

show us yer tits

tame sparrow
ashen orbit
#

lol

golden ivy
#

:O

#

It was delish

#

tum tum full now

#

I happy now

fading nymph
#

Salty chalk.

golden ivy
#

Gn snow I gotta go play some stuff on my Gamecube

fading nymph
#

Pokemon snap for the n64

tame sparrow
#

Metroid Prime

golden ivy
#

Marioparty 6 with the fam

#

Crazy taxi

#

and many others

#

including pikmin

frank moth
#

corona hit the kazakhstan

#

theyre neighbours so uh, shit...

tardy crescent
#

^

#

also RIP Africa (GodWillKnowWhen-2020)

golden ivy
#

food

wispy dagger
#

doof

tardy crescent
#

F O O D

vocal talon
#

Lmao no prizes for the latest gem react thing

tardy crescent
#

yeeeee :D

livid lava
#

they closed restaurants and fastfood in big malls

#

it is ghost town

ashen orbit
#

oof

livid lava
#

i was at restaurant place(they only close the ones that does not have "own building") and there was like 1 family haha

#

borders are closed from 16th, nobody can come in or out, well in some special cases they can

ashen orbit
#

oof, that's smart, that's limiting the spread of the virus

void spade
#

Our whole office is working from home now

#

Because i potentially infected everyone there lmao

tall sonnet
#

How about you monkeys all stop panicking over something that is barely worse than a common cold unless you're old/already sick/an idiot?

void spade
#

I'm not panicking?

tall sonnet
#

I'm saying in general

void spade
#

It's also not a problem because of mortality rate it's a problem because of the impacts it has on the economy and hospitals and such. If a shit ton of people are infected all at once then hospitals get fucked

#

and also a lot of people happen to know/care for someone/multiple someones that are old/sick/have some kind of existing respiratory issue/etc. so obviously they're going to be concerned and don't want the shit to spread because that increases chances previously mentioned person is going to get it

tall sonnet
#

That's true

#

But rejoice, temperatures will go up and chokehold the virus into oblivion

void spade
#

god bless

#

Global warming is actually a good thing confirmed

tall sonnet
#

I think I had Corona last/this week

#

I sneezed a few times more and my throat was sore

#

🤷‍♂️

void spade
#

I believe I currently have it or am in the process of getting it. My brother is showing symptoms and we live together so odds are if he does I do

#

but neither of us can afford to get tested so 🤷‍♂️

tall sonnet
#

Yeah

#

I know someone who's mother had it, they had it yesterday, they feel better today after a good night sleep

#

Inb4 China was playing Plague Inc. Because they're too many/pollution

void spade
#

they're too many is a funny way to say they're over populated and I love it

tall sonnet
#

They're too many, gotta lower the demographics

fair cape
#

Schools and kindergarten got closed for one month

tall sonnet
#

It's like China in it's plagiarism spree forgot to steal condom designs and sell them as Dorkex

#

Like shit if they love banging that much at least get protection

void spade
#

South Korea has been handling the outbreak really well apparently. Saw something today saying they have more recovered cases than they do people infected

livid lava
#

Nobody is really panicking, I am just stating the situation

void spade
#

Kvet calm tf down

#

jesus

neon edge
#

im big dumb

#

forgot to take next icecream

void spade
#

dum

neon edge
#

so there is that

#

everything else is maxed

livid lava
#

what

neon edge
#

?

livid lava
#

I am asking static

neon edge
#

ah

#

oof

#

was going soo good huh

#

how much is full color

vital heart
#

imagine not getting a straight

neon edge
#

damn, do i wana finish all icecreams today

void spade
#

do it

steep thunder
#

Inb4 new update has a Coronavirus event

regal root
#

And if you lose your save is wiped

wispy dagger
#

you know that was what the card packs lava gave away was for, Majj

steep thunder
#

Maybe

safe ruin
#

I have finished all ice-creams

#

Please clap

neon edge
#

infinite rebirth perks

#

thats pog

#

got 2 more ice creams

#

i forgot to accept another icecream..

#

kill me

safe ruin
#

You almost have it

ashen orbit
#

@safe ruin

safe ruin
#

Thanks

#

Tanks I guess are next

#

And botany traces

oblique carbon
ashen orbit
low anchor
golden ivy
smoky juniper
#

Well it does have a slightly larger box

golden ivy
#

true

#

i want my 1 gem now

pallid star
#

here ya go

uneven dune
novel jacinth
#

looking like the crystal I wanna serve to

#

but only colorized one)

uneven dune
#

in the left have scretch of a sword

novel jacinth
#

but neither of us can afford to get tested so 🤷‍♂️
@void spade wow, isn't it free ?

void spade
#

there are some free options but only 2 clinics in a 20 mile radius of me and I got voicemail for both

novel jacinth
#

isn't Europe, I think?

tardy crescent
#

instead of posting 10 images xd

pearl oak
#

You should be able to call a doctor and they'll give you the symptom check

tardy crescent
#

will level up now those 4* ones

novel jacinth
#

not in Ukraine tho(

livid lava
#

u can not call ur doctor in ukraine ?

tardy crescent
#

what

novel jacinth
#

yeah, most people doesn't feel safe to call a doctor
thanks God I have med insurance

#

hail to Lava, he inspired me to go in IT

#

only one way to get proper insurance

#

duh, im boring

ashen swallow
#

@tardy crescent what's your favorite card of them

pearl oak
#

I'm pretty sure it's demon z

#

That's most people's for it's away gains skill

tardy crescent
pearl oak
#

Was I right?

tardy crescent
#

demon z was trash back then

pearl oak
#

Back when it was 30-40%

tardy crescent
#

up is previous

#

xd I want to have all cards to 6* already

pearl oak
#

Time and money

tardy crescent
#

at least the normal ones

pearl oak
#

Just time.

tardy crescent
#

a few days will do

pearl oak
#

How close you to breaking damage

tardy crescent
#

I'm getting excess green, blue, purple and orange star cards

#

breaking -> infinite dmg?

pearl oak
#

Yep

tardy crescent
#

quite far

#

also can't really know whether I got 10* or 11*

pearl oak
#

How long you been at post max visual

tardy crescent
#

a week, not much longer

pearl oak
#

Oh. So prob 10*

tardy crescent
#

for sure not over B 10*

pearl oak
#

I really wanna double my current damage %

tardy crescent
#

damage is harsh 9* on

pearl oak
#

It's over 2m% in perk tree.

tardy crescent
#

bleh I don't upgrade it that massively

#

nor have I got the points to invest that much

pearl oak
#

I got demon x and y in my fight deck for increased total lol

tardy crescent
#

fair enough lol

pearl oak
#

Time to set an autoclicker for 30 min on fight lol

tardy crescent
#

lol wat

#

you could just use auto skill for valor

golden ivy
#

I just woke up an hour after my first class starts

pearl oak
#

Lol. I know.

golden ivy
#

Fuck

tardy crescent
#

how the fuck you'd have class

pearl oak
#

I was gunna use it on the fight perk tree.

tardy crescent
#

are the governors dumb

#

oh well

pearl oak
#

Lol. Prob

golden ivy
#

Uh

tardy crescent
#

even Spain, with a lag of 999999999999999, has finally done something

golden ivy
#

Okay then

pearl oak
#

We're on spring break from my job rn at a college.

golden ivy
#

I didn't mean school

#

I have my french lessons

tardy crescent
#

same shit

golden ivy
#

No

tardy crescent
#

it's still a lesson

#

unless you're homeschooled

golden ivy
#

No

#

No

tardy crescent
#

wait what is it then? an alien invasion?

pearl oak
#

baise français

golden ivy
#

Yes

tardy crescent
#

or an Illuminati congress?

pearl oak
#

Sir.

#

You know the Illuminati doesn't exist.

tardy crescent
#

Sir.

#

Noone has confirmed that.

pearl oak
#

⊙﹏⊙

#

Shhhhh

#

You'll get us all killed.

#

they're watching

tardy crescent
#

The enemy Nexus has been destroyed.

golden ivy
#

^

tardy crescent
#

r u n

pearl oak
#

🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

tardy crescent
#

:run:

golden ivy
#

Well fuck I hope my teacher isnt too pissed

tardy crescent
#

piss level urine

golden ivy
#

Its the last day of school anyway

pearl oak
#

ಠ_ʖಠ
Brayden!
Why were you late!!!!

tardy crescent
#

xd

livid lava
#

imagine having last day and u are late

golden ivy
#

I slept in

#

So yes

tardy crescent
#

me: starts ultra long speech on why oversleeping is benefitial for life

golden ivy
#

I can imagine it

pearl oak
#

(눈‸눈)
Slept in....

#

I call BULLSHIT

golden ivy
#

Uh

#

Ok

tardy crescent
#

me: summons gorshank z bell 50

pearl oak
#

Back in my day, you only slept in if you were hungover, or late night masterbation sessions

#

And you're too young to drink.

golden ivy
#

Doesn't mean I don't lmao

pearl oak
#

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

#

YOU DONT

livid lava
#

u do not go to school when ur hungover

pearl oak
#

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

tardy crescent
#

noone cares about how was it in the past

pearl oak
#

History repeats itself.

tardy crescent
#

not anymore

frank moth
tardy crescent
#

used to repeat itself, but sir, you cannot confirm that anymore.

livid lava
#

is that some erotic novel

tardy crescent
golden ivy
#

Well I have got a bit of time until my next class I might as well skip it

tardy crescent
#

:bunny:

#

oh no

golden ivy
#

👯‍♂️

frank moth
#

yeah its a novel

golden ivy
#

Bunny

pearl oak
#

History repeating itself...
Fashion.
Wars.
Brayden being dumb

frank moth
#

this guy, he knows so much about his utopia.

tardy crescent
#

🐰

frank moth
#

...too much.

livid lava
#

huh

golden ivy
#

I slept in because of a late night chill out fmj

tardy crescent
#

wat

pearl oak
#

Chill out cock out?

livid lava
#

yes

tardy crescent
#

ban Cheese

pearl oak
#

See. Masterbation confirmed.

tardy crescent
#

the fuck hahaha

golden ivy
#

How halarious

pearl oak
#

It was.

#

You chuckled

tardy crescent
#

summons gorshank z bell 100

golden ivy
#

No

#

You guys are imo the least funny to me

pearl oak
#

poison, claw

tardy crescent
#

*no

livid lava
#

then what were u doing

pearl oak
#

Kills bell 100

livid lava
#

if not catching the snake

tardy crescent
#

bell 100 has inf health

golden ivy
#

Elemenda won't stop talking about idle, kvetko is just kvetko, and eldar only ever posts pics from other discords

#

And fmj

#

He sucks

pearl oak
#

Yes.

tardy crescent
#

hahaha bray are you on drugs

pearl oak
#

Bray is drugs

golden ivy
#

No

livid lava
#

druggie

tardy crescent
#

I don't talk only about idle

pearl oak
#

...

golden ivy
#

Bro

tardy crescent
#

and? bro hahaha

golden ivy
#

Nobody asked for you to roleplay with gorshank

pearl oak
#

No but it was much appreciated

tardy crescent
#

And nobody asked you for an opinion

frank moth
#

aw im not funny

#

ok

golden ivy
#

Eh who cares I just miss the real people on this server who are good

tardy crescent
#

I just used gorshank at my own will without offending anyone so 🤷

distant siren
#

me: launches discord

#

also me: discordu

tardy crescent
#

real people

golden ivy
#

Oh hi mark

tardy crescent
#

so Abon is real? ban him

frank moth
#

fuck im fake

pearl oak
#

HEY @tardy crescent ! EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THEIR OWN OPINION
doesn't mean that their own opinions aren't wrong