off-topic-chat

[livid lava]

but like, how can they prepare u for highschool in primary, u learn basic math in primary

[fossil stratus]

well THAT'S what i call efficacity

[livid lava]

not something that they tech in highschool

[fossil stratus]

not only

[livid lava]

they teach u basic everything

[golden ivy]

they prepare us by teaching us proper time managment or work management skills, and teaching us how to handle the work thrown at us

[fossil stratus]

basic grammary rules too lol

[livid lava]

oh

[fleet ivy]

Spoilers go in the spoiler chat FMJ :p

[livid lava]

u mean soft skills

[fossil stratus]

yep

[pearl oak]

Tis not a spoiler.

But a flex

And we don't have a flex chat

[golden ivy]

lmao all of my spoilers are set to auto expose

[fleet ivy]

You spoiled which one is the gem!

[golden ivy]

dude

s

how has your day been?

ook

i thought we werre passed this

[ashen orbit]

lel

[livid lava]

what

[golden ivy]

idk

[fossil stratus]

thats a big nope

Btw i never got the "69" thing, can u explain it to me plz?

[golden ivy]

69

[pearl oak]

Wait what

[golden ivy]

sex position

the 6 is an upsidedown person sucking the cock of a 9

and the 9 is rightside up

[pearl oak]

Or vise versa.

[golden ivy]

sucking the cock

or other thing

[livid lava]

how do u know it is not 2 guys or 2 girls

[golden ivy]

we dont?

[pearl oak]

It can be either

[golden ivy]

thats why I said "or other thing"

[pearl oak]

Buuuuuuuut

[livid lava]

buuuuut

[golden ivy]

buuuuut

[pearl oak]

69

There's no stick handing out on the tails. Sooooo

A. Bray. That was gay as hell

[golden ivy]

what was

you asaw nothing

[pearl oak]

B. They're vaginas

I did see.

[golden ivy]

I am aware

[pearl oak]

Mr. My only 69 experience was with a man

I saw it.

[golden ivy]

never happened

prove it

[pearl oak]

You said it did

[golden ivy]

mr chef man

you saw nuttin

[foggy thorn]

the guy next to me is watching porn

[golden ivy]

say hi

introduce yourself

[fossil stratus]

oh ok that takes another sense actually now

[golden ivy]

make a friend

[fossil stratus]

i dont need friends. I need exp.

[golden ivy]

making friends is fun

[fossil stratus]

exp is better

[outer spear]

Someone needs to inform lava that saying an announcement exists is not an announcement

[fossil stratus]

for instance, i gain friends-making everyday, leveling up my friend-making ability

[outer spear]

And that saying “it’s going to take a long time” isn’t just letting angry gamer brain taking over, it’s called criticism

Shit like that pisses me off

[golden ivy]

calm down

[outer spear]

You’re right, I’m calming down

[golden ivy]

I am left

now calm down

[outer spear]

You see my point though, right?

[fossil stratus]

middle*

[outer spear]

You can’t claim that you’ve been doing work, show no evidence for it, then say any criticism to the contrary as being “lol you’re just angry”

[fossil stratus]

im neutral

[outer spear]

If I had an employee like that I’d fire him on the spot

[pearl oak]

You can fire me big boy

😉

[outer spear]

Sigh, it’s really sad to see this kind of behavior. That’s human beings for you.

Shame lava doesn’t have a boss or anything to keep him in check, he honestly has talent.

[pearl oak]

Yep. I made you chuckle though

[fossil stratus]

lol my sister just came in and was like "F U GIVE ME UR FING CONTROLLER U B*H AHOLE"

[outer spear]

Yeah, I appreciate the chuckle

Lmao

[fossil stratus]

so i told her "get out"

[pearl oak]

What the fuck

[fossil stratus]

yes

[pearl oak]

Can you repeat that

Like...

Without

[fossil stratus]

what do u mean

[pearl oak]

I want the explicit version

[livid lava]

slap her and tell her to make u sandwitch

[golden ivy]

why

[fossil stratus]

i honestly dont know why she did this

[pearl oak]

Oh. She called you a bitch asshole

[golden ivy]

oh why the fuck did you censor it?

[pearl oak]

The b**h confused me in italics

[golden ivy]

dont fucking censor your messages fucking fuck bitch

[livid lava]

bruh

[fossil stratus]

it was fucked up

[pearl oak]

Bray

[golden ivy]

WOO

[livid lava]

fuck her up too

[golden ivy]

^

kill her

eat her

yummy

[livid lava]

eat her

what

:----) how

[golden ivy]

YES

[pearl oak]

Calm your long ass tiddies down bray

[golden ivy]

no

make

[pearl oak]

No nipple having some bitch

[golden ivy]

ok i need to like take a breeeeeeeeak

[fossil stratus]

... what the fuck did i just start

[pearl oak]

2 plus 2 not knowing what it is some bitch

[golden ivy]

actually no

[livid lava]

the other thing is how old is ur sister

[golden ivy]

21

[fossil stratus]

shes 11

[golden ivy]

LOL

[livid lava]

oh nvm

[fossil stratus]

im 15

[pearl oak]

Kevin Hart .. Anyone

[fossil stratus]

and im a guy

[zinc moat]

My local gamestop is going out of business

[golden ivy]

how much does she weigh, followup, how big is your oven

[livid lava]

oh I want switch

[fossil stratus]

i need to feed her more

[pearl oak]

Woah bray

[livid lava]

but I do not wanna spend soo much on some console

[golden ivy]

its a joke no being a snowflake fmj

[pearl oak]

You can't bake

[fossil stratus]

lol

[pearl oak]

Lemme do it

[golden ivy]

bet

[pearl oak]

Bro

[golden ivy]

i would turn her into burnt rubble

[pearl oak]

I fuckin seen your baking.

[livid lava]

yes

haha

[golden ivy]

why are you still going on and insulting me

im confused

[pearl oak]

Bc...

It's fun

[golden ivy]

I thought we settled this

and you were baking her

[pearl oak]

I'll get her baked alright

[golden ivy]

okay

[distant siren]

oh so you like making people feel bad

[golden ivy]

fucking asshole

[pearl oak]

Puff puff pass bro

[distant siren]

how about i do it to you

[fossil stratus]

saying every cursed word in the english language

[livid lava]

do it

[pearl oak]

THERE IS NO REASON TO CALL MARK AN ASSHOLE BRAY

[livid lava]

mark is an asshole

yes

[golden ivy]

you cumbubble

you fucktrumpet

you knobhead

[livid lava]

sugargay

[golden ivy]

pissflap

twat

shitbag

cocknose

[pearl oak]

Why don't you go suck the sugarfied tip of Trump's dick you AIDS INFESTED CUM BUBBLE

[golden ivy]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexfinnis/the-100-most-brilliantly-british-swear-words-in-existence

i was reading the list

arsebadger

[livid lava]

dougewaffle

[golden ivy]

jizzcock

[pearl oak]

Jizzcock?!

The fuck is that

[livid lava]

jizzsock*

what

[golden ivy]

idk its on the list

[pearl oak]

Kvets is better

[golden ivy]

its not mine

dumbfuck

I was reading the list i sent in chat

dumbfuck

[pearl oak]

Douchecanoe

Fuckin moose fucker.

[golden ivy]

im going to say it

[pearl oak]

Oh sorry eh

[golden ivy]

this is why jews exist

you are a bad jesus

i see why they reject you

[pearl oak]

Good.

The Jews are better with money than canadians

[livid lava]

my friend is jew

he spend most of his money

is dumb

[pearl oak]

Still better than canadians

[livid lava]

wait

bray do not like bashing on canadians

stop that

[pearl oak]

Lol

I'm waiting for bray to return fire

[golden ivy]

Im not returning fire

[pearl oak]

Lol

[golden ivy]

the only return fire in here is at your schooling system

[pearl oak]

Hahaha. I graduated at the age of 17

[livid lava]

fmj where are u from ?

it was germany or something ?

[pearl oak]

America

[livid lava]

america

[golden ivy]

lmao ego much

[livid lava]

oh

waht

[pearl oak]

Lol. No ego.

[golden ivy]

uh huh sure

[livid lava]

and I wanted to make some stupid ass joke about american school system

[golden ivy]

you dont fail to send your amazing cooking everytime someone brings up anything bad about you

[pearl oak]

I graduated at 17. Mid term of my sr year.

[golden ivy]

right

same

[livid lava]

and what is the normal year ?

[golden ivy]

or atleast i am on track to

[livid lava]

like we graduate at around 18-19

[pearl oak]

18/19

[livid lava]

ur smart or what

[pearl oak]

No. Just didn't feel like staying in school any longer. So I did my work and graduated

[livid lava]

u can do that in america ?

lol

[pearl oak]

Yea.

[golden ivy]

and canada

[pearl oak]

As long as you have the required amount of credits from passed classes.

[golden ivy]

^

[pearl oak]

I needed 325 I had 350

[livid lava]

oh u have credits in high

what is that lol, that is somewhat good but somewhat bad at the same time

[pearl oak]

Yea. Just from grades 9-12

You have to achieve that many credits within 4 years. And most classes are 5 per quarter.

[livid lava]

sounds like uni grading system lol

[pearl oak]

Lol. Yea. It was bad. Like. You could take a max of 9 classes per quarter.

[livid lava]

we just get by.. u still need to go to ur 4 years of school, u need to at least get 4 at every subject and at least 4 in any grad. test

[golden ivy]

graduating in the US is easy

the hard part is not getting shot before

[pearl oak]

....

That's actually true.

[golden ivy]

maybe i went too far

[pearl oak]

We had someone bring a machete to my school before.

[livid lava]

U have set of subjects u need to take, u can not choose, u just get them, u stay with ur class for whole 4 years etc.. idk like if I like this more or ur system more

[golden ivy]

jeeze thats scary asf

[livid lava]

what

[pearl oak]

And another kid bring a loaded shotgun

And another bring a .45

[golden ivy]

i need to stop speaking

[pearl oak]

None.

[regal root]

What school do you go to wtf

[livid lava]

do u need licence for guns in america ?

[pearl oak]

Yes

[livid lava]

and yes.. where do u go to lol

looks like it is easy to get huh

[pearl oak]

Nebraska.

[livid lava]

here it is super hard to even do the tests

[golden ivy]

from what I have heard yes

[pearl oak]

We all got guns

[livid lava]

.....

[golden ivy]

here we have licenses for hunting weaponary

[livid lava]

😄

[pearl oak]

I got a few sitting at my cousin's.

He has a couple gun safes.

So he holds mine for me

[regal root]

Yeah it is pretty easy to get guns

[livid lava]

u need to get past psycho tests. then just memory test about laws and stuff and then practical test

and then maybe u can have ur licence

[golden ivy]

I think we have a nice and sound system for guns here in canada

but idrk

[livid lava]

but like, who need a gun in capital city and like.. it is illegal to even shoot someone in self defence

at least here

[pearl oak]

No crimes within 10 years.
Pass the tests.
Prove you can shoot.
Then apply. Wait and see on a background check.
Then you need to apply to buy a gun.

Oh. If someone enters my home here, I can legally shoot to kill.

[livid lava]

we can not do that

[golden ivy]

We can

[livid lava]

we can not even shoot somebody in frecking leg if he stole from us

or anything

[pearl oak]

I'm in the south now lol

[livid lava]

haha or laws are fucked somewhat

[golden ivy]

but most here dont have guns

[livid lava]

guns are expensive here

[pearl oak]

Technically. If someone were to not leave my property after I told them to, I could

[golden ivy]

we see so much bad about guns in the news with our neighbours down south that we tend to stay away

[pearl oak]

Guns are fun. Hunting is fun

[golden ivy]

the only threat we ever had here was a lockdown last year for a prank

some people had water balloons and an airhorn and we all got evacuated

its a sensitive system

[pearl oak]

Lol. We went on lockdown a lot.

My teachers actually hid 9mm in their desks

[golden ivy]

thats fucked

our teachers have mints

🙂

[pearl oak]

We had someone come in one time during a lockdown, principal almost got shot

By a teacher.

[livid lava]

🙂

muric

ok I will not say it

[pearl oak]

They're supposed to radio over a special code that means it's safe. Well....they didnt. Principal came to the door. Opened it and teacher had a 9mm at his skull. Lol

This bitch was 5'3 too. Lol

[golden ivy]

jeeze

our drill is just, principal goes over the speakers and says something and we all sit down at the door and wait for the cops to unlock them

welll not at the door but like against the wall

[pearl oak]

My school was fucked.

Still is.

There was this legend about a curse the school had.

At least one kid out of each graduating class would die before they graduated from that school

Was true. My class of 2011 actually had 3 kids die. One was shot. One committed suicide. One died in a car accident.

None of the kids die their freshman year. It's generally only jr/sr year

[regal root]

One kid from my school two years ago died from cancer

He was a senior

We aren't cursed like you guys

[pearl oak]

Mine was.

It's still happening too.

[regal root]

What grade are you in

[pearl oak]

I graduated Dec 2010

[regal root]

Oh wow ok

I was gonna say good luck

[pearl oak]

Gd... I've almost been out of school 10 years ..

Thanks for making me think of that. Lol

I'm currently in college though. Like started Jan

[distant siren]

wtf

[pearl oak]

What

[distant siren]

nothing

just wondering about my future life

and how it will be even worse

[golden ivy]

fmj

how do i make good eggs

[distant siren]

how did you people manage graduation

there's nothing interesting even going on in the school

[pearl oak]

You can add just a wee bit of water into the eggs before you whisk them to make em fluffy

[golden ivy]

ok so how do i make eggs

[pearl oak]

What kind of eggs

[regal root]

Hey what are you majoring in fmj

[golden ivy]

uh

white

yes

[pearl oak]

Scrambled bray?

[golden ivy]

yes

[pearl oak]

I'm actually in culinary

[regal root]

Oh awesome

[golden ivy]

scrambled

yes

[pearl oak]

Take eggs. Put them in a bowl. Add water

[golden ivy]

yes yes

[pearl oak]

Just a little bit. Like less than a tbsp

[golden ivy]

how much water

yes yes

[pearl oak]

Whisk em

[golden ivy]

ok ok

[pearl oak]

Get a pan. Heat on low.

[regal root]

Cooking channel when?

[pearl oak]

Add a little bit of butter in the pan to keep it from sticking.

[golden ivy]

yes yes

[pearl oak]

Add in the eggs when butter is melted

And just stir the eggs in the pan slowly until they're cooked fully.

[golden ivy]

on low heat for the whole time?

and how do i tell if theyare fully cookeed

[pearl oak]

Yes.

And when they're not runny.

[golden ivy]

and sitring

how agrewssive

should i be

when sitriting

[pearl oak]

Not very.

[golden ivy]

ok

[pearl oak]

Just be gentle. Lol.

[golden ivy]

how many eggs should i use for a portion of one person?

[pearl oak]

Depends on how hungry they are. Between 2-3

[golden ivy]

okay

[pearl oak]

I mean my daughter is 3 and will devour 2 eggs with cheese all day long.

[golden ivy]

should i use salt

[pearl oak]

Just a pinch

[golden ivy]

okay6

[pearl oak]

And same with pepper.

White pepper if you have it is better.

[golden ivy]

i might idk

aight bet brb making eggs

[pearl oak]

Channel sometime after I graduate in just over a year

And manage graduation how?

Like. I got my diploma and started working lol

[vale flicker]

Has anyone here caught the boomer remover?

[pearl oak]

Well working full time.

Nope. Not yet

[vale flicker]

Shame

@golden ivy add bacon

[pearl oak]

And green onion. Some peppers. A little bit of paprika

[vale flicker]

Agreed

Chives are good on eggs

Egg benedict is meh favourite

Easy and somewhat simple

[regal root]

How long has lava's status mentioned an announcement?

[vale flicker]

But tastes great

[distant siren]

weeks

[vale flicker]

I got the gem on the last pop

[pearl oak]

Click on one of those. Then click and hold on the one you opened.

[tardy crescent]

give this man 10¹⁰ gems

[pearl oak]

It'll tell you where they all are.

[distant siren]

i think lava knows about the minesweeper rpg game craze that's been going on

[tardy crescent]

[distant siren]

hello elmenda

i shall ping you in another server for fun

[livid lava]

oh cooking time chat

I just made some eggs

[distant siren]

🥚

[tardy crescent]

lol

[distant siren]

oh woah

[livid lava]

my roommate put ton of olive oil in it, into scrambled eggs

and I am like whoooo slow down

[vale flicker]

Eggs gonna burn

Or not cook

👀

[void spade]

shoutout to @hushed gull thanks to him showing some symptoms of Coronavirus I get to work from home now

[tardy crescent]

c o o k

[livid lava]

no like, she will scramble the eggs and then pour so much olive oil in that

[vale flicker]

Oh

[livid lava]

u can barely taste the eggs I guess haha

[vale flicker]

Wtf

[livid lava]

not even salt or pepper

yes...

[golden ivy]

eggs done

[livid lava]

@void spade what

[hushed gull]

I'm glad my demise benefits someone @void spade

[final hearth]

Is this the cool kid club

@light nebula

[golden ivy]

what

[void spade]

@final hearth no

[golden ivy]

static do you have corona

[void spade]

i dunno

if bro bro does than probably

[hushed gull]

I probably do

[golden ivy]

fucking hell

[pearl oak]

Bray. Let's see the eggs.

[void spade]

but my body is strong like Ox

[golden ivy]

no fmj

these are private eggs

[pearl oak]

C'mon

[livid lava]

yes bray

[hushed gull]

What about Eli-bola @void spade

[void spade]

that was awful

[hushed gull]

Mr. Sweaty on the couch with no shirt

[void spade]

your child is walking chemical warfare

[pearl oak]

😂😂😂

[golden ivy]

oh hey frispy

[distant siren]

security breach

[golden ivy]

been a while

[pearl oak]

Bray

[golden ivy]

i finished them fmj

no egg for u

[mortal atlas]

Oh my god, it is finally happened, bruh

[pearl oak]

I just walked you through the process

[void spade]

ye I don't think Frispy has been playing IS lately

[mortal atlas]

I finished it

Rip contracts

[golden ivy]

jdownloader is op

this is my first time using it

[shell mirage]

guys try kill deathX D

XD*

[golden ivy]

@pearl oak thanks for the advice the eggs were good

[shell mirage]

can you actually?

[mortal atlas]

Yes, and you unlocking something by killing him

[golden ivy]

death is easily defeated

like real early game

[mortal atlas]

But... What to do now, before next update

[livid lava]

die

I guess u just have to die

[golden ivy]

okay then

[mortal atlas]

My main goal to finish all contacts done, and i fill empty

[pearl oak]

Lol. Dude. They were just scrambled eggs.

[mortal atlas]

How do you die?

[livid lava]

I never got to the point of dying so idk

[golden ivy]

ugh

2.5 hours left

fucking suks

[mortal atlas]

Dam, idk too

[distant siren]

fight gorshank bell 11

but dont kill him

[pearl oak]

Lol

[distant siren]

leave him on second phase

[pearl oak]

That shit hurts

[distant siren]

its the only way

[pearl oak]

Even with major godshields. He fuckin obliterated me

[golden ivy]

i might make more eggs because of how good they were

[pearl oak]

Send pix

[distant siren]

send eggs

[pearl oak]

And now to learn sunny side up eggs

[livid lava]

send it

[mortal atlas]

Oh ill try

[livid lava]

u mean like fried eggs ? but not the american fried style in deep oil ?

[distant siren]

what do i do with 2k exp in NGU

[golden ivy]

uh

[vale flicker]

How do I get the singularity card anyways

[golden ivy]

is that even a thing?

[distant siren]

yes

probably

[golden ivy]

fried eggs in deep oil?

[vale flicker]

It doesn't wanna drop for me

[golden ivy]

ew

[livid lava]

yes it is

[distant siren]

singularity card?

[livid lava]

idk if that is in "deep"

[distant siren]

oh you mean the purgatory death

[golden ivy]

I dont think even americans like the oil eggs

[vale flicker]

Death 2

[livid lava]

but it is in lot of oil

[vale flicker]

Was it an event card

Or

Am I just unlucky

[livid lava]

or maybe it is not style, but I just know fried egg in butter and from the youtube I saw that most folks from US or whatever do it in oil

[golden ivy]

fucking fuck

100 gb worth of downloads today

[distant siren]

wtf

[livid lava]

wtf

[golden ivy]

almost 100

[distant siren]

wtf

[golden ivy]

closer to 95

call of duty WWII is big

[distant siren]

linus tech tips

[livid lava]

is the gnu like some kind of joke ?

[golden ivy]

once i unpack it its like fucking 150

calm down kvetko its just a game

[vale flicker]

I have a TB of storage on my pc

[golden ivy]

I have 4 tb

of hdd

and 1 tb of ssd

but i fill them quik asf

[vale flicker]

1 tb of HDD and 1 tb of ssd

I don't need much more

[golden ivy]

i have filled 2tb of hdd

[vale flicker]

Wtf

[golden ivy]

and my ssd is just windows

[vale flicker]

How

[distant siren]

oh hey

someone's trying ngu for the first time

[golden ivy]

i pirate alot of content

[distant siren]

u h o g

[golden ivy]

currently^

[livid lava]

oh I have ww2 on steam

the multi is pretty good

[golden ivy]

i didnt even check steam for it

I just found out it was a game

[livid lava]

but I still love bo1 most

[golden ivy]

and got it

I have bo2 on my pc rn

[livid lava]

I never played the story of most call of duty games haha

bo1 only and some old ones haha

[golden ivy]

bo3 and ww2 are 80$ each

I cant afford it

so i just did the thing and now i have

[livid lava]

that is expensive as fck

huh

[golden ivy]

oh its only 90 gb

ohh the dlcs

are 60

[foggy thorn]

bo3 is not 80

[golden ivy]

ww2

oh

bo3

[foggy thorn]

neither is ww2

[livid lava]

he is canadian

[golden ivy]

^

yeah sorry i forgot

the conversion is scuffed

[livid lava]

even if it was not that expensive, still cod games are expensive in general

for what they offer

[golden ivy]

jesus

[livid lava]

wtf

[golden ivy]

all games for 1k

• more

its a good deal

alot of goodgames

[livid lava]

good deal it is maybe but like, ugh

this is maybe for some rich guy who wanna collection

[golden ivy]

5 hours until i can start unpacking ww2

and like 3 hours until thats ready

[livid lava]

I am 100% sure that nobody would play everygame from this bundle

[golden ivy]

so 8 hours until i get to play this game

[fleet ivy]

Lol, the main feature of most of those games is multiplayer, which it's likely long dead for most of them. How is that a good deal?

[livid lava]

what the fuck do u use p2p

[golden ivy]

no

ddl

[tardy crescent]

what about using PAY TO PLAY instead

[golden ivy]

nah

thats stupid

[livid lava]

no wonder it is so slow when ur using ddl

but why tho

[golden ivy]

because it will be slower with a free vpn and I am not going to buy a paid vpn

[livid lava]

oh ur using vpn

[golden ivy]

yes

[livid lava]

why

[golden ivy]

piracy isnt legal in canada

[livid lava]

and where is

[golden ivy]

exactly

[fleet ivy]

Just pirate a vpn

Problem solved :p

[livid lava]

but like, depend on the laws... we have some fcked laws that somehow allow pirating

u just need to disable seeding

[golden ivy]

kvetko i get in trouble with my isp for piracy if I am doing p2p without a vpn

and i dont have a vpn

so i use ddl

[fleet ivy]

Yeah the biggest unlawful thing about pirating is uploading

[livid lava]

oh ya, I wanted to ask about isp

[fleet ivy]

In most cases it's not illegal to download

[golden ivy]

p2p is uploading

[livid lava]

the problem is, even if it is not illegal to download, some things are

[golden ivy]

technically

so thats why i ddl

[livid lava]

not really, u can remove the sharing of the file

[fleet ivy]

Plus I believe in most places you're legally allowed to have a backup copy of most of your media

[livid lava]

which is, agains p2p but if ur not using private tracker, it does not matter

[golden ivy]

you will get in trouble no matter what for torrenting so just usea vpn and not get in trouble

easy

[broken cedar]

[foggy thorn]

blob

[golden ivy]

egg

[fleet ivy]

I agree with Bray

Looks like a jumping boiled egg

[foggy thorn]

just saw this

[golden ivy]

saw what?

[foggy thorn]

nothing

[golden ivy]

oh ok

[fleet ivy]

Can we "uninvite" members now?

[foggy thorn]

kick then?

no

[golden ivy]

damn

looks like i will live another day

[fleet ivy]

I could just mute you if you wanted

[long glen]

Well, technically, we could make a role that can't see any channels.

[foggy thorn]

we had one

lava deleted it

[long glen]

We can remake it. We have the technology.

[golden ivy]

im happy lava keep the power thirsty mods in check

[fleet ivy]

Name it something he won't notice

Like "bugs"

[foggy thorn]

ah yeah

[fleet ivy]

Made me laugh at least

[long glen]

Name it PC or iOS. It's not like they can play anyway, no need to see any channels.

[fleet ivy]

We can just make the iOS role the one that can't see any channels. They aren't like us anyways

[golden ivy]

fuck

i cant tell if my stepmom is home or not

[fleet ivy]

Better put that thing away

Just incase

[golden ivy]

wow

[rapid ginkgo]

Hey guys schools are closed in France now

[golden ivy]

Fucking hell

if someone mentions corona one more time im fucking done

im so sick of hearing about it

[livid lava]

coronatime

[long glen]

Covid-19.

[golden ivy]

well played

there is like a human shaped bump on her side of the bed

but like she has alot of blankets

so i cant tell

she stays home alot due to getting sick from food alot

[gloomy shore]

@golden ivy you mean the Boomer Doomet virus?

[golden ivy]

no

[gloomy shore]

Damnit. Boomer DoomeR.

[golden ivy]

i mean she drank led infected water and now her body is incapable of digesting alot of food

alot of types that is

[gloomy shore]

So based on the future content announcement, I'm guess 90% chance of Idle Skilling 2.

[golden ivy]

no

there is no announcement

[worldly lichen]

YEES

[golden ivy]

ik the announcement

[worldly lichen]

School get closed

[golden ivy]

he has the cure to corona but isnt sharing it until after all the other californians die and he gets the whole state to himself

[fleet ivy]

No one can read that

[worldly lichen]

Wait 2s

[golden ivy]

ill translate

[worldly lichen]

But for our collective interest, as of Monday and until further notice, nurseries, schools, colleges, high schools and universities will be closed. Closed for a simple reason: our children and our youngest ones, according to scientists, are the ones who seemingly spread the virus the fastest. "

[golden ivy]

^

[gloomy shore]

Congrats.

[fleet ivy]

That's true for every disease

And virus

[fossil stratus]

Hey guess what

[worldly lichen]

Dang I'm happy

[gloomy shore]

Chicken butt?

[golden ivy]

wat

ok that was easier than I tohought

i justtexted my step mom and asked if she was home

so she isnt

yay

[livid lava]

just yell "STEP MOM ARE U HOME"

[golden ivy]

idont want to wake her if she is sleeping

[foggy thorn]

just go check???

like just walk

[golden ivy]

her door was closed

[indigo iron]

Bust it in?

[livid lava]

u wanna like wank or what

[golden ivy]

no lmao

so Tom hanks

and his wife

are infected

[tame sparrow]

@ashen orbit what do you want

[ashen orbit]

uhh

i don't know

don't remember

sorry

[tame sparrow]

Did you know

discord has a messaging function

[golden ivy]

I love massages

[tame sparrow]

you could have sent me a message

[golden ivy]

how do i apply

8 days

[tame sparrow]

Apply a fork to your nearest electric socket

[golden ivy]

WOO, 8 days left

[frail cedar]

Steez

[golden ivy]

" Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson are isolated in stable condition in an Australian hospital Thursday after contracting the new coronavirus, the actor and Australian officials said."

why does noone else here care about this

we need a toy story 5

we cant let woody die

[frail cedar]

Because we're all dying to the same shit

[golden ivy]

good point

[tame sparrow]

Tom Hanks won't die he has money

[frail cedar]

Holy fucking hell the teehee list btw

[golden ivy]

ikr

used to be just 3

when only 3 non-mods qualified for it

[tame sparrow]

We can demote a few if you want. You volunteering?

[frail cedar]

You unfunny joke gets a pass

Fuck

[golden ivy]

I sitll want a new one

[frail cedar]

Typo like a noob

Bad ashley

[golden ivy]

for level 35 or 45 or like 53 or smthn

[tame sparrow]

I'm going now

[frail cedar]

Whomever gets to 104 first demotes the entire server

[golden ivy]

no

alien might get there first

he isnt that active

so idk

[frail cedar]

Naw it ok the server will be derelict before anyone hits 104

[fossil stratus]

Guess who wont have school starting from monday until next order

[golden ivy]

already is

[vernal falcon]

is there a resource for best in slot pets/teams

[golden ivy]

#_

[vernal falcon]

whoops sry

[fossil stratus]

Its ok

[golden ivy]

no it isnt

go to the shame corner

[fossil stratus]

Im feeling happy now

I will surely have to stay home all day but idgaf

[tardy crescent]

lol having serious problem to advance in trekking

this may be the moment where the dmg crew is more worth it than the travel crew

[lament goblet]

im surprised at the very low amount of people who know where this is from:

[tardy crescent]

h m m

when crowns create a completely black background it means you have reached positive power

prestige 23 doesn't do that btw

[lament goblet]

Yeah...

fun

imagine 23 star damage

[fading nymph]

Imagine Dragons

[golden ivy]

ikr

[rose halo]

What if 'announcement' is an actual game?

[tardy crescent]

🤔

google: Did you mean: gayme

[neon edge]

yeah u

[golden ivy]

gotem

[tardy crescent]

gotem

[half pumice]

we're so close to 0 contest winners, keep it up!

[golden ivy]

oof

oh lava posted a new vid on his yt channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

!tempmute @golden ivy 2 years

[raw folio]

Brayden#3422 has been muted for 2 seconds

Reason: years

[unmute]

Muted until · Mar 12, 2020, 9:33 PM

[golden ivy]

imagine

[gloomy shore]

@rose halo That's what I think.

[high brook]

dQw, dead giveaway

[gloomy shore]

Idle Skilling is dead. 😤

And he wants us to keep playing/buying until the new game launches.

[tardy crescent]

yee xd

[golden ivy]

It be breakfast time

you're eating a mushroom for breakfast?

[tardy crescent]

[outer spear]

Didn’t even cook the thing

[vocal talon]

so is that mine/gem guessing thing in content-blog cheating, or I'm really bad and got gem on the last one 😦

[golden ivy]

lol it's just luck

i got it on my like 4th or 5th

[high brook]

I'm a pro at it. I can guess it right 1st try every time now.

[frail cedar]

Hewwo

[golden ivy]

:o a rare ash sighting

hi

[livid lava]

u drop egg in that shroom

[meager trout]

Woo. Got blasphemy on 2nd brew. :D

[oblique carbon]

[long glen]

Been looking to change internet provider (yay for choices!) and one of them is offering three different speeds (100/100, 250/250, 500/500 Mbit) for the same price. I can't even.

[livid lava]

for same price ? really

is not there some catch ?

[golden ivy]

would reccomend gigabit

[long glen]

Still only in the price comparison stage, not read through any contracts yet.

[golden ivy]

i have horrible internet

[long glen]

Eh, I don't need gigabit. It's nice to have when downloading big games, sure, but most of the time I only use 1-2 megabyte/s.

[golden ivy]

3.5 is my best when downloading

[livid lava]

well anything after 100mb is gigabit it does not matter, if ur cable can do that and ur provider can provide that

[golden ivy]

i did a speed test and it said 30mb

[winged sigil]

gigabit is 1000mb

[golden ivy]

no

yes

idk

bit is 1/8 of byte

i think?

[long glen]

Yeah.

[winged sigil]

mb is megabit

[golden ivy]

makes snesnse\

[winged sigil]

MB is megabyte, no?

[livid lava]

that is just standard now

it does not matter

[golden ivy]

the highest i can get is 2mb

the fuck

20*

[winged sigil]

fast is fast but there's still a difference between 100 and 1000

[golden ivy]

trash

[long glen]

I currently have 50/10. Probably going to upgrade to 100/100 on a different ISP since the price is basically the same.

[livid lava]

yes, but just because u have 1Gb standard does not mean ur isp will deliver to u that much

[golden ivy]

20/2 here @golden ivy lol

[livid lava]

and wtf bray that is super trash

[golden ivy]

im half the average

[golden ivy]

are you using ethernet

[winged sigil]

yes?

ofc

[golden ivy]

ok im not

so thats the issue for me

[livid lava]

what are u using lol

[winged sigil]

I'm on a pc

[golden ivy]

i have a booster in my pc but it has a port for ethernet which is good

once i buy the cable my speed will be better\

[livid lava]

booster

yes

u mean bloatwear

[golden ivy]

uh?

no?

[livid lava]

oh nvm u mean hw

[golden ivy]

yeah lmao

[livid lava]

I though u using some sfw that folks using like cleaners and boosters and stuff

sorry

[golden ivy]

i think we have gigabit internet

[livid lava]

that is the standard now

[golden ivy]

but my pcs connection hardware is ASS

i need ethernet so damn bad

[winged sigil]

I get about the same on my phone

[golden ivy]

yeah lemme check my phone

[minor fable]

School will end in Portugal on Monday, let's play this game 24/7

[golden ivy]

i think the issue is the hardware in my pc is bad

[livid lava]

well I am still using dls

dsl

huh

[golden ivy]

uh

my stepmom just sent me a heart

wtf

[livid lava]

back home I had some really sweet 500/80

[regal root]

I don't even have internet

[livid lava]

what is internet

[regal root]

I have to use phone data because I live in rural Missouri

[golden ivy]

yeah my phone got double the download

and its also trash

[long glen]

Shit, Brayden about to star in some- wait, no, you're underage aren't you? Probably shouldn't continue that joke then.

[livid lava]

then just download custom rom huh

[golden ivy]

i was about to make basically the same joke

but decided that she meant to send it to my dad

[livid lava]

I am still using phone from 2013 huh

[golden ivy]

almost done downloading cod ww2

[livid lava]

idk if that is sad or funny

[golden ivy]

@regal root how do you live?

isn't phone data limited?

[winged sigil]

in the us it is lol

[golden ivy]

so how does he do it

[near wharf]

gonna need better internet to download the announcement 🕵️

[golden ivy]

how many gigs?

why are we downloading an announcement

we talking terabytes?

yotabytes?

[vast coral]

5 pentabytes

[golden ivy]

damn

pretty big announcement

oh thats nothing

[winged sigil]

pentabyte is not a thing

[golden ivy]

peta

[vast coral]

nah that isnt the annoucement

[golden ivy]

shhh @winged sigil

not penta

[vast coral]

that is the announcement's announcement's announcement

[golden ivy]

8 days

[livid lava]

no

[golden ivy]

just 8 days

[vast coral]

till doom eternal?

[golden ivy]

hell yeah

[livid lava]

ur not 18 bray

u can not play it

[vast coral]

i already have it preordered it

[golden ivy]

1. i am 18 2) never said i was playing it

im 18 in canadian years

[vast coral]

you cant stop my 15 year old ass from playing doom eternal

[golden ivy]

yeah it will be eppppppppppppppppppic

[livid lava]

I can

I will call ur mom

[golden ivy]

you will need a ouji board

[vast coral]

my mother doesnt give a shit

[golden ivy]

im probably going to pirate it because I cant afford it

[vast coral]

she doesnt care as long as i pay with my own money

job gang

[livid lava]

I was running thru ppl in gta sa with tank and my mother slapped my ass and I could not played it again

bad times

[golden ivy]

i have a job but i have to do other thingswith the cash

[vast coral]

being the 5th son in my family my mom learn to go with the flow before i was born

[golden ivy]

oh oof

I was the 3rd of 7 in my family

[livid lava]

I was 1st

[vast coral]

oof

[livid lava]

u imagine the rest

[vast coral]

my 1st 2 brothers werent aloud to wear shirts with skulls on them till they were 18

[livid lava]

haha

[golden ivy]

my parents stopped caring after the first 2

i got lucky

[livid lava]

I am maybe lucky that they cared more but, sometimes it was pain huh

[golden ivy]

they cared but like not for overly strict shit

[vast coral]

same but even less strict

[livid lava]

huh my parents were pretty open

not strict that much

[golden ivy]

well my dad is very strict

[livid lava]

I can outrun my dad so I do not care

[golden ivy]

"aloud"
bruh

his parents never gave him the oppertunity to go to high school or uni and instead he had to work from age 13, so naturally he wants me to get a degree for him

so he is kinda strict w/me

[livid lava]

adam not everybody can speak just one lang. like u do, give ppl break

[golden ivy]

no kvetko

do better

[vast coral]

nah im just shit at spelling

[livid lava]

yes, I speak more then one lang. that is why I do better

[golden ivy]

so does adam

[livid lava]

and yes, ur on the internet.. wtf some spelling errors

[golden ivy]

and me

[livid lava]

we understand so we do not care

[golden ivy]

adam speaks adamtalian

[vast coral]

i just remembered how to spell allowed

for like 5 minutes there i stared at aloud brain dead

[winged sigil]

adam speaks adamtalian
it's called swedish you dumdum

[livid lava]

he is swedish ?

I need to find some good stereotypes

hey adam do u like surströmming

[golden ivy]

I do

its a nice cuisine

im so hyped for doom eternal

[livid lava]

nice cuisine ?

[golden ivy]

yes

[livid lava]

when u have like 5 different better types of cured fish u can eat

[golden ivy]

no

[livid lava]

hmmm idk if I can find that flatbread they use

[golden ivy]

baltic sea herring is a delicous fish

[livid lava]

idk if I ever had that

[golden ivy]

yeah its pretty neat

[livid lava]

I just mostly had some croatian fishes, czech dirty water ones and stuff like that

[golden ivy]

i've never even eaten fish

vegetarian

[blissful summit]

is there anyway you can play google play games on your PC?

[winged sigil]

android emulators

e.g. bluestacks

[slim stone]

nox is also an android emulator

[livid lava]

I though vegetarian eat fish

or like

some folks do not count that as meat, because it is different

[outer spear]

Some vegetarians do eat fish

It depends on their reason for going vegetarian

[livid lava]

oh well yes

[oblique carbon]

that semi vegetarian

[golden ivy]

there's different tiers of vegetarian with names for them that i don't care about or bother with

[livid lava]

oh ya flexitarian, looking at that

[oblique carbon]

I don't like meat but I eat it sometimes

retardarian

[livid lava]

I like meat and I eat it nearly every day

[golden ivy]

I eat alot of human flesh

I buy it from this guy in russia

[winged sigil]

I knew funny was up to something funny

[oblique carbon]

:d

[golden ivy]

meat and potatoes

it wasa actually funny who introduced me to the flesh guy in russia

[oblique carbon]

like eat bats

[golden ivy]

LOL

[livid lava]

oh ya frecking fried cheese with potatoes or fries and lots of tartar sauce

[strong ore]

why too soon?

the USA had two months to prepare

and Canada

[livid lava]

imagine americans saying it is too soon

like