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PC is absolute turd shit
I've spent all of my gray and green star cards lol
okay
why? for max total card lv?
Are the pc versions graphics still bugged?
yes
... oh well
its ok
For damage
Ugh crusader gear is so rng
Beans
huh
#free-gem-contest๐ React. We need to burn the system down. 600 reacts for -1 winner. We can do it!
Y'all already know it's that time
Bed time.
Meh
Time to sleep in a vat of acid.
Roughly half that clicked the mailbox clicked the gem. I'm impressed
I read it and clicked both cause I can
I just
Idk
The whole contest thing is
Not interesting?
Idk
This whole uh, everything just has more hype then it should ๐
tbh true
he's hyping things up much more than it should
if it's a let-down, it'll be a big drop in game moral
Welp
Sorry. I'm just bored. Thought it would be fun to watch people lose.
Oh i sorru
Won't happen. He's working on school work.
And the game.
He keeps mentioning his classmates are doing his projects for him in school. Lmao
I highly doubt that cause they don't care that he made a game.
oof
Lmao
Again, i mean
morning
For real
that just sounds like bad practice
Hey kve
he could just say that he's busy with irl stuff
I'm still pissed he called his little scratch project a "business"
Watch Kve. He's been sneaking in the n-word when no one is looking then removing it. Lmao
Lmao
I did that once like just for the joke
Better then calling idle skilling a business
and I never even say the word
Idle skilling is a pet project. :v
At most
i am the T word, now can anyone guess what the T word is?
Tiddy?
Otherwise he'd ask for help fixing the game
Aww
but i do have a good pair

O mai
ara ara
I just picture that guy from little nicky with boobs for a scalp
I wish i had boobs worth boasting about T.T
Lmao, what's little Nicky?
Comedy about a demon
i am not proud of my honkers tho
Why nots?
Old School Adam Sandler.
And the laziest movie description award goes to...... lol
you're an all star
lel
Nah. Just double entendres everywhere
sure Lmao, let's talk
No

Stahp

Trash tiddies
You = beautiful
Thanks
I found boob head and this is the most tasteful I could find
Amazing
Lol
am trash
I will fucking fight you
That was from that movie
The "comedy demon"movie
I dunno. Someone saves a bunch of people with Popeyes chicken.
.๐ญ
Grab him and scrub him down.
then I'll just be clean trash
You changed a coke into a Pepsi? That was your evil plan?
Trash monkey
Now let's sing the Dookie in a jar song.

I wonder if the server could handle it if 1k of us continuously clicked on and off an emote
You'd see it jump hundreds at a time
Lmao yeah, that'd be glorious
It doesn't work that well. I've seen it attempted.
i forgot that i had to react to the mailbox
instead i reacted to the gem out of spite
No one is going to win anyways eldar lol
true tho
i mean so far the winner count is at 2
Yeah. I'm running a campaign to get -1 winners.
heard lava hand-picks winners
He uses a dart board.
i mean, the more people react, the worse our odds will be
that sounds unrealistic but hilarious to imagine
or
Price is right wheel or wheel of fortune?
how about the biggest YouTube meme of all
he puts each name under something and let's his dog choose 5 random winners?
he puts each name individually under a bowl
Need to get a flash mob together to dance for hours in his town.
Lmao yeah
oh yeah hes enjoying this
he makes a program auto generate fighters and then let's them battle hunger games styles and chooses the last 5 standing
lol
Coronavirus fest. Get your infection early to avoid being late to the party.
lel
racism
Burn the system down
I can make you if you want to win az :p
He got in trouble for making people yellow. :p
Adam isn't a fan of comedy
the only point of clicking the gem is if you want everyone to suffer
lol, maybe, tbh I'm not very concerned with winning, cuz like, i gots inf gems basically already lel
That's the point eldar.
Plus at -1 winner lava might murder someone.
500 reacts getting close 
2000 - that number is negative gems

If it overflows anything like his game we might all win

none of us here will win, that's for sure
Well I guess that would be an underflow
Get more than 2.1b balls
Yeah that's where I dropped my hoagie.
But yeah I still don't know why Adam got so pissy about me changing your color to yellow, snow. You didn't seem to care and seemed to appreciate the joke. And the ranks mean exactly nothing to begin with lol
A lot of people on pc had hundreds of millions of balls and gems because he only fixed the exploit on android for months
Idk if they ever attempted to overflow though
huh, interesting
well i suppose if i left my clicker running for a week i could possibly get around 1 million balls
i could attempt making a clicker that collects the balls from arcade itself but that would be very tedious and I'd need to micro manage it, which i don't want to do
or i could shave off about 20 seconds with an early exist...
hmm, possibilities
Hmmm
Anyone else notice you canโt get a card from this minion
i did and its infuriating
Contract?
I sat on this minion for a full day till I realised it didnโt give a card lol
You played yourself homie
huh
I did indeed lol
how da heck do i get purple souls
Time candies work fine
Ummm not according to my ap perk
Im susposed to get one every 24 hours according to the perk
And its been 3 days and still none
You get a coupon to buy one every 24 hours
You have to go to the gem shop and spend the coupon
Never heard of that bug, go put it in #495885293325516800
Ok
have you got all the pets?
No, not yet
Eggs
You kinda only need one
Do you own all the canaries for spelunking?
I don't yet
You only need one desolator but all canaries is super good
But my learning is already pretty good imo
@glad jay you have to physically go to the AP tree to get the coupon
@safe ruin its still not working :(
Yes
Hmmm thatโs all I got, that sucks :(
show us the Ascension screen with the perk?
Alrighty gimme 2 seconds
and move to ask qeustions
Ok guys i got the screens where would you like me to post them too so im not filling chat with spam
#495885293325516800 is okay
in #welcome-faq
bad mod
good mod
ty
np
Kuaka, don't make me roll up a newspaper
I won't
I'm not convinced
me neither
waves
Shit its the ocean again
ocean is nice
math is boring
yeah fuck math
and now we are forced to do some dumb program
E
A
ITS IN THE GAME
SPORTS
god dammit
Damn static you really let me down there
I saw you typing and was like "I'm gonna go for it"
you're an idiot
But you whiffed it
that's how it goes
:O
You're an idiot for not understanding that I was relying on you to finish sports before I was done with my bit
lol
lol
???????
I'm going back to IRC
E A ITS IN THE GAME SPORTS
van yes
VAN
bullshit your fingers are just super long
Marshmallow
Marshmallow sluts
I saw a video of some prototype VR game someone made where it's just Jenga but your fingers get longer after every move
I saw that also
also
They modeled it after kuaka
my fingers are undergoing mitosis
my toes sis
what is that screenshot
that
no the other one
use vad
๐ณ
vad
Ohhh by the way, be careful not to banter here, or tell jokes. It makes you a bad mod
show us yer tits
i was, but really tho, you shouldn't have been shitposting
I'll shitpost as I please
fair enough, your grave is not my concern i suppose
Tilling my own grave to keep it level
lol indeed
from your Ashes roses shall bloom
then wither
then bloom
as the cycle of life
False
My body will be reduced to a skeleton and fired at the moon
THE SKELETON WAR BEGINS ANEW
A long time ago a tumblr user called iguanamouth wrote a comic about the skeleton war that became very popular, and I did an audio narration of it that also became very popular. I'm sad that my old tumblr no longer exists
ohhhh, so that's where the skeleton war comes from
i never knew where it originated from
I think the skeleton war meme existed before that comic did actually
sure
thanks lol
The skeletons have infiltrated every level of our society. Their network of spies is so vast, some say they have every human under constant watch.
pog
That's the unedited version
The version I published was slowed down, cleaned up, reduced in pitch, with selective reverb added
np
Kuaka: does nothing
Vad: does all the work
Kuaka: you are most welcome for all my services since i did everything
correct I did everything
kuaka always does all the work
lol
and Spanish
I wait all my life
Just for the rush
the passing of fire
in to my blood
lol
"It puts the lotion on it's skin." Inspired by Silence of the Lambs
owo
we groovin?
they gonna postpone out exams because of coronatime and we are gonna have shorter summer holidays 
I need to get better at hoops so i can get whatever the 60pet boost is... and you know actually drop red sentinel....
oh russia, I watched some video about what russian folks think about lgbt, it was funny
and they are ?
I only read something about the president function
but putin was agains
or from what Ive read
oh
huh
kvetko is sober, right?
funny has the power of ะฒะพะดะบะฐ
my mom was in petrograd like two weeks ago
nah not that good, but maybe better then russia
depend
and yes I am sober
europe aint small
until?
yes europe aint small but russia aint small either
Whoot
yes
are muricans in work or school now ?
yes
Chaotic Scallius defeated 
I should maybe consider challenging Chaotic Gorshank actually
youre probably going to die
youre gonna need to beat first phase with a weak attack and fuck him up on the second one
"It is so wonderful"
bell rings three
thrree
Whatโs best for dropping the first head? Poison? Flurry?
when the first phase ends those get deactivated
poison is the weakest
start with that
Ow. I dropped the first head well enough but misclicked to switch to buffs
Maybe with a little more power later
is it just me or is claw the best attack move in the endgame?
yep
ok goo
goo
you egg
Holy crap
Chaotic Gorshank is down 
yes
I bet with this damage I could take on Nightmare Emigdala if I had enough keys
Don't worry, the
yeah seriously, don't worry, the
he stabs him
egg
Oof, so close to 0 winners
hey muricans, u know that feeling when u get tested on corona virus and do not have to pay anything ?
Cdc does free testing. Otherwise rip wallet
American healthcare.
Want to prevent a pandemic? That'll be $3k!
oof, governments are big dumb
The company I work for told everyone to work from home for the next 2 weeks and all international travel has to get approved by a senior VP, it's pretty nuts out here
speaking of nuts, I just got a straight in pachinko
oooo nice, lucky
it's 125 gems, idk if I should feel like that's a lot or a little.
it... it's ok
on the one hand it's certainly more than you get for a pair
Lmao yeah
on the other hand I accidentally spent 75 gems yesterday because I accidentally super absorbed without a canary
I don't think that anyone has spent gems on super absorb or equipment reset on purpose ever
I spent gems on absorb. Regretted it.
that button in eq in tinkering is super close to reset button
I'll pray for you
yeah it makes me so nervous
luckily now I just use an auto clicker, but before that, woof
What is your combat card set so btw?
LOL
lul
That contest anouncement ๐
what's so funny child
yeah pretty soon no wieners at all
What's ya'lls opinions on chain meme
#519106547692077067 I think white discord is far worse than chain memes
Remember everyone we only need roughly 120 more gem reacts on the contest in #free-gem-contest๐ to ensure there are 0 winners. Make sure you do your part
np
kuaka you have a legendary core
thanks klotz
always glad to help
I have a month of no school now because of Corona virus...
Well time to get grinding in Minecraft I guess!
schools still on for me
And idle skilling but grinding that all the time anyway
where are you from lordqualle?
Somewhere in Europe
Switzerland?
No
Deutschland?
No
uhhh
Denmark
germany only does 14 day closings
Osterreich?
aka Austria
Yes
nice, I live more to the East
of course
my food rations have depleted but at least I'm surrounded by literal pillars of toilet paper
the supermarket i was today, only the cheapest brand of noodles was sold out
people are stupid
Definitely need more supplies
get some 20kg rice bag from an asian market

i bought one last year and probably still have >15kg left
don't forget the multivitamins, don't wanna get scurvy right
Lmao
my finals didnt get cancelled
rip lava
honestly what the hell is the point of corona virus
F
why did we invent it if its not even gonna do any good
we didn't invent it tho
my coworker was at the doctor yesterday with breathing problems and flu like symptoms, didn't get tested for coronavirus because he wasn't in a 'risk zone'
rip i guess
astounded by the wide range of peoples reactions
Lava posted on 4:20pm est ๐
the magic number
i have a game theory
that's stupid honestly but rip co-worker
that lavas announcement is fake
i bet his announcement is a cure for corona virus
but because he isnt a biology major he cant actually solve it 
I have a game theory
That the yo yo demon stick figure from idle awards will make a return in idle skilling
classic character
i bet he's announcement is just a lie just to cover up the fact that he's doing nothing and wasting his life waiting for he's rechargeable keyboard to charge
true
probably in a fetal position sucking his thumb too lel
The announcement was already revealed. People just aren't smart enough to figure it out. The announcement is announcing an incoming announcement for the announcement trailer of Idle Skilling 5.0's announcement trailer.
Lmao yeah
idle skilling: announcement update
lel
game theory: announcement is just his latest misspelling of ashketchum and he's actually just playing the game a lot
lol, probably
game theory: the current gem contest has destroyed my faith in humanity
holy got damn dude, nice
๐ nice geno, i still havent gotten it yet 
๐ฅ ๐ฅ
guys im a dumbass i only just realized that you can upgrade miners. i just thought they were forever slow af
wait really?
yea ๐ i have a small phone and big fingers so for a 1 week ive been playing ive been clicking on the miner and ore pile and it would only select to the ores
and i just never thought to try to click the miners
lol, morning guys
sarcasm So happy my mother in law turned my alarm off.
oof
๐ฅ
yes, your mother in law is a bit potato
Mother in laws are a good excuse to go to the arcade to play dig dug all day
Go ahead, just make sure my cat gets a new owner that is nice
I know this crazy cat lady who has 8 cats.
aww, and he wants his pussy taken care of too
๐
lel
No
It is her diet
Mix the fishies with water and blend them thoroughly
I turn my phone on and I SEE THIS SHIT
lel
Lmao. It's not the worse thing you've came in to.
quote me, i dare you
@ashen orbit
There's a face hiding in there
This was news apparently. Lmao. The cat no one can see.
I feel like if you give your child that many stuffed animals you need to be stuffed yourself.
I see it
:)
Oh no, I ascended and fell asleep before reactivating away time on things again

Just saw a hoop position I've never seen before.
Far off as possible, up high as possible.
Of course to hit that you need to release going up, as high as possible.
Tried 3 times, failed each time. None of the balls were going far enough to get in.
I am no hoops master, but that is a ridiculous shot.
This is a bit frustrating...
@gloomy shore don't force it and quit the game with the ball high up to reset the counter without loosing a ball :)
So lavaflame2 hates my guts now. He deleted all my progress. And now.... to kick the bucket
I am home
oof, rip
Lol
So close to 400
I found my old GameCube!! now where the fuck are the controllers
I'll buy your copy of Kirby Air Ride
I can't find a memory card or power connector, sorry man
I have to check if the disc still works
no u
Down to one winner
Should I rebirth as soon as I unlock it?
sorry for the late gift
Really late lmao
Its march
yes daddy
Fuck yeah
will you eat my valentine
vad knows
Uh
hes the beef kween
Oh yes I forgot about that
Be gone for like an hour
Bubye
Sushi time
Oops
I touched my phone screen to my plasma globe and my phone screen died
fool
Excalibuuuur
soup time
i survived emigdala y
Nice
but soup time
Did somebody say... Soup time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_DI1E264DI
Music: Title Theme (Alpha Mix)
Composer: Koji Kondo & Shinobu Tanaka
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D0nIBJxAjsDbkFTgg1EBeuE
Platform: Nintendo Gamecube
Read the channel description so I don't have to.
pood
At that very moment in the apartment directly above, a rogue scientist doing tests on radioactive ants knocks over a jar of his infected specimens, one of which, without any hesitation, crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites our soon-to-be superhero. He screams in pain, stumbling backwards. In a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall that sends them squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes in waiting to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Ernie and Tim's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed, when...
They proceed with movie night and eat slightly overcooked popcorn. Suddenly, an amazing reaction to the overcooked popcorn hits them with a jolt of cosmic super energy, metamorphosingErnie into an incredibly strong, seastar-wearing superhero and Tim into a slightly less strong, but also super sailor-looking guy.
I think I accidently clicked on a rp server
welcome to the world where overpowered is always a thing!
I didn't actually read that large post. Were you talking to me or snow? Lol
I'm waiting for the tl:dr
Ah cool
I'm pretty sure the McDonald's near me was getting robbed while I was in line lol. It's open 24/7 and I went there at like 1am and they said they were closed. When I went by like 10 minutes later after getting food elsewhere they had 3 cop cars in the parking lot
lol
Either that or Karen flipped her shit right after I left
probably karen
What's the guy equivalent to Karen?
got robbed'
my brother worked in a convenience store... getting robbed was the norm
in a bad neighborhood
Yeah there's a gas station up the road in as rougher part of town that always gets robbed. My wife swears by that one, but that place gets robbed like once a week so I try not to go near it lol
they know what to do
both the fentanyl addict and the cashier
because those places always deposit above a given amount
I see new cashiers every time I do happen to go there
yeah people dont like to have a gun or knife pointed in their face
tom hanks got chinese virus
Yes! Maybe we'll see someone important die.
He may be too young but does he have one of those preexisiting conditions everyone talks about?
And if Trump gets it nothing will happen. No one will care. Lol
He will die
Yeah then pence takes over
But if tom hanks dies... Shit'll get done
like what?
Tom Hanks is a treasure. You watch your mouth
@fleet ivy
I think they meant. Shit like what?
The nuke option is always present. Just nuke all the sick areas
hope trickle down economics cures everyone
Economy is fucked anyway
Italy goes down. Opec explodes. The more countries on completely lockdown the less money flowing in the entire world
housing prices will inexplicably go up
Already are in some places.
Although we could always use a new Spanish flu to cull the stupid people.
Steve Wozniak joked he was patient zero.
Someone change how the play store works so people can review early access games. I just want to know if they're shit or not
which games?
anyone can get sick
I don't have a specific one in mind
Oh. I spend most of my time jumping game to game in the early access on Google play
I know a good game, but its fucking full of bugs
Hundreds of thousands.
Another 40% are also trash
99 percent are trash
all of them
Even idle skilling is trash. :p
buggy piece of shit
I play trash. Lmao
Dev stopped responding to concerns :p
Playing an otome right now called obey me. Lol
I believe it
Do you play pc or mobile Khan?
Android game. Lol
Eww
yeah
That shit is so broke
Where is the fan update that fixes the game? Lol
It's PC. Its easy to push unofficial updates.
JUST REVERSE ENGINEER IT LULUL
There's no guarantee there will be any fixes in the update he's coming out with lol. Don't get your hopes up, it's lava after all
Yeah. That's what everyone says khan.
I did. It's a mess and I don't understand most of it. Lmao
I mean here's the mod chat, he clearly doesn't care to respond lol
good talk yes
That was 3 days later lol
but I dont think PC is that broken
yeh im blind sorry
its just a lot worse than android
Isn't there a Kong version?
kong = PC?
I did say partially to completely
I'm getting my games mixed up
like I get that spending an hour fixing PC might seem like a waste of time
I thought this was on steam. Lol
but construction costs could be done in 10 mins
personally I donate pretty often to these games
I've fiddled with Android version so much that I broke it.
but I aint donating to a game with this many bugs on the version I play
Yeah. I haven't given any money to lava.
im broke
I really want to, but he's too antisocial. Lol
i make a good amount of money
It's hard to justify donating to it at all just knowing 2/3 platforms are riddled with near game breaking bugs lol. My platform could be next on his not care list
but most people just want a bug fix and QoL update
and he has detailed bug reports
Android makes him money
people who do thorough testing
It'll always be his baby
same people give suggestions
in europe android is lavas baby
in soviET RUSSIA LAVA IS ANDROIDS BABY
some old joke
Eldar is the joke. :p
But seriously. When a dev just pushes new content without fixing bugs... You get anthem.
Is it though?
Maybe it's made of children
My man Gorden would not approve
Is the mouth also a nose?
Also...
Haha
Ah it's an egg dish
I thought it was some kind of biscuit
That makes more sense
On mobile :p
casually waits for a "in the next 2 minutes" option
snail
Wow it took me to get all nine wrong answers possible first before finding the gem ๐ข
In all fairness to the players
Same
I dont think its OBVIOUS that its not going to take that long
Itโs taken 3 months so far for a patch for non android so it could take long long
hi guys
hewy
15 more and I finish Mists
i swear this announcement sounds like he's outsourcing the game to China or something
Hiyas Azazel
g'day mate
8 DAYS UNTIL DOOM ETERNAL
1.142857142857142857 weeks until doom eternal
I'm going to enjoy it more than anything I have enjoyed since the first game came out.
ooo shit, lotsa hype i see
So fukken hype

what game is it
looks like a ritual
ID's best game is....
David vs. Purri. Map is q2dm1. David POV. Fifth match in best of seven for European Duel League #10 Grand Finals.
@ashen orbit i mean, with all the current bugs that plague the game, Chinese devs are going to be better
then you will have viruses instead of bugs
corona โค๏ธ
oh man the match i linked is great
lol
I swear I get less loot when I put on raid drop cards
I really hooe the even doesn't reach 500 reacts ๐
@formal echo i think it helps with getting boss cards, but fkes everything else (except the pets)
Tbh i have been farming to get the last 4boss cards from normal and hard of bosses juggler and sheilder
And ive put every card i can on
raid drop and card drop does NOT help raid/asylum boss card chances
so what do they help with?
i guessed at 3rd try
I'm not there yet, but what comes after you finish the dungeon?
I'm about to finish the Mist area
then bog, lunar Isle, malestorm then finally oblivion
Nice
big leap
@steel bluff they help with card drops in the regular fighting area, like grassland, desert, bog, lunar isle etc
talking about raid drop%
oh, then they increase your chances to get stuff from raids like gems, extra tickets, coupons etc
i remember reading that they just decrease your overall drops because there are fixed number of rolls
so overall it is useless
oof, mood man, mood
ive had nothing to build for months bc i cba autoclicking for materials
bruh next builder is so expensive
holy heck
i aint gona see that many crops in a while
Actually...Hundred thousands
my shit weak 
oof
I have red amount of crops :)
AAAAA
I also need to get better in pets
I also need luck in getting the Asylum pets
And cards
If you have such low amount of crops maybe you don't have Certo Ouzo potion
Once you'll get to the black potions you gonna get a huge boost
the... block potion?..
i dont have levels to do any of the new potions
For this you need Persezia potion
Look up for Persezia potion. It's from ice cream
Use total damage tinkering items + trinket efficiency cards + total damage cards + idle attack damage cards. Craft as much %damage and idle attack damage smithing items as you can and go ahead for the next ice creams
This is perhaps one of my greatest achievements ever
I still don't understand what does "max tanks levels" means. They don't have any of max levels
Oh, ok. Another episode of "What the fuck does this description means" hosted by Lava
^ lol
My arcade just flipped out and the first two portals split out hundreds of balls?
It wasnt normal. I have no idea what happened.
Do you have 1k+ more gems now?
You likely won the jackpot
You can confirm if this is ticked
How does winning the jackpot is even possible?
What?


