#off-topic-chat

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nimble vale
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Is pc version good now?

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Well, that's unfair

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More updated I mean

slate trellis
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Was PC version ever good?

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I mean, before Lava pushed the game to mobile as well

strong ore
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PC is absolute turd shit

formal oyster
strong ore
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okay

fossil stratus
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why? for max total card lv?

nimble vale
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Are the pc versions graphics still bugged?

fossil stratus
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yes

nimble vale
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... oh well

fossil stratus
nimble vale
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Sorry

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I'll remember that

fossil stratus
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its ok

formal oyster
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For damage

toxic echo
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Ugh crusader gear is so rng

tawdry seal
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Beans

toxic echo
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huh

fading nymph
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#free-gem-contest๐Ÿ’Ž React. We need to burn the system down. 600 reacts for -1 winner. We can do it!

frail cedar
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Y'all already know it's that time

fading nymph
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Bed time.

frail cedar
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Meh

fading nymph
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Time to sleep in a vat of acid.

ashen orbit
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lol

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it's starving time bois

fleet ivy
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Roughly half that clicked the mailbox clicked the gem. I'm impressed

ashen orbit
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lol, nice

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well looks like people are reading the words

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which is surprising

tawdry seal
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I read it and clicked both cause I can

ashen orbit
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lel same

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Wonder who will win this time tbh

frail cedar
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I just

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Idk

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The whole contest thing is

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Not interesting?

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Idk

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This whole uh, everything just has more hype then it should ๐Ÿ˜…

ashen orbit
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tbh true

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he's hyping things up much more than it should

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if it's a let-down, it'll be a big drop in game moral

fading nymph
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I want lava to murder someone for negative winners.

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As a sacrifice.

frail cedar
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Welp

fading nymph
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Sorry. I'm just bored. Thought it would be fun to watch people lose.

frail cedar
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Oh i sorru

ashen orbit
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hopefully he finally does this "Announcement" soon

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lol it's ok

frail cedar
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I mean even if he does

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ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

fading nymph
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Won't happen. He's working on school work.

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And the game.

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He keeps mentioning his classmates are doing his projects for him in school. Lmao

frail cedar
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Sounds like a problem of inefficiency

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That's not very german

fading nymph
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I highly doubt that cause they don't care that he made a game.

ashen orbit
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oof

fading nymph
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Lmao

frail cedar
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Again, i mean

livid lava
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morning

frail cedar
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For real

ashen orbit
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that just sounds like bad practice

frail cedar
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Hey kve

ashen orbit
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he could just say that he's busy with irl stuff

frail cedar
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I'm still pissed he called his little scratch project a "business"

ashen orbit
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we'd understand, wouldn't be happy but we'd understand

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oof

fading nymph
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Watch Kve. He's been sneaking in the n-word when no one is looking then removing it. Lmao

frail cedar
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Lmao

ashen orbit
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Lmao

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Nice

livid lava
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I did that once like just for the joke

frail cedar
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Better then calling idle skilling a business

livid lava
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and I never even say the word

fading nymph
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Idle skilling is a pet project. :v

frail cedar
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At most

ashen orbit
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i am the T word, now can anyone guess what the T word is?

frail cedar
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Tiddy?

fading nymph
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Otherwise he'd ask for help fixing the game

ashen orbit
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tbh yeah, that sounds like the best thing to call it

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nope, i am not tiddy

frail cedar
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Aww

ashen orbit
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but i do have a good pair ChikaBrows ChikaBrows

frail cedar
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O mai

ashen orbit
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ara ara

fading nymph
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I just picture that guy from little nicky with boobs for a scalp

frail cedar
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I wish i had boobs worth boasting about T.T

ashen orbit
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Lmao, what's little Nicky?

fading nymph
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Comedy about a demon

ashen orbit
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i am not proud of my honkers tho

frail cedar
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Why nots?

ashen orbit
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huh, sounds interesting

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cuz reasons, i don't want them

fading nymph
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Old School Adam Sandler.

frail cedar
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Oml

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Give me

fleet ivy
ashen orbit
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lol, I'd be happy to, just come over here and suck all the stuff out of it ChikaBrows ChikaBrows

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lel

frail cedar
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O jees

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Hey now

ashen orbit
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you're an all star

frail cedar
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This is def dm talk

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Time and place mofo

ashen orbit
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lel

fading nymph
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Nah. Just double entendres everywhere

ashen orbit
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sure Lmao, let's talk

frail cedar
ashen orbit
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lel

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also, the T word was trash

frail cedar
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No

ashen orbit
frail cedar
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Stahp

ashen orbit
fleet ivy
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Trash tiddies

ashen orbit
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am trash

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yos

frail cedar
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You = beautiful

fleet ivy
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Thanks

fading nymph
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I found boob head and this is the most tasteful I could find

frail cedar
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Amazing

fleet ivy
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Lol

ashen orbit
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am trash

frail cedar
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Bad glax

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Shush

ashen orbit
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lol, nice gif

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but

frail cedar
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I will fucking fight you

fading nymph
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That was from that movie

fleet ivy
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The "comedy demon"movie

ashen orbit
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lol, that's from there?

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alright I'll need to watch it

fading nymph
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I dunno. Someone saves a bunch of people with Popeyes chicken.

ashen orbit
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yes, fight me, I'll loose like trash should

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Lmao what?

frail cedar
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.๐Ÿ˜ญ

fading nymph
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Grab him and scrub him down.

ashen orbit
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then I'll just be clean trash

fleet ivy
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You changed a coke into a Pepsi? That was your evil plan?

ashen orbit
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Lmao

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oof

fleet ivy
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Trash monkey

fading nymph
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Now let's sing the Dookie in a jar song.

ashen orbit
fleet ivy
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I wonder if the server could handle it if 1k of us continuously clicked on and off an emote

ashen orbit
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hmm, probably?

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not

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but it would be funny lel

fleet ivy
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You'd see it jump hundreds at a time

ashen orbit
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Lmao yeah, that'd be glorious

fading nymph
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It doesn't work that well. I've seen it attempted.

frank moth
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i forgot that i had to react to the mailbox

ashen orbit
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does it get fucked?

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Lmao

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rip

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no reward for you then

frank moth
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instead i reacted to the gem out of spite

ashen orbit
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lel

fleet ivy
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No one is going to win anyways eldar lol

ashen orbit
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true tho

frank moth
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i mean so far the winner count is at 2

fading nymph
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Yeah. I'm running a campaign to get -1 winners.

ashen orbit
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heard lava hand-picks winners

fading nymph
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He uses a dart board.

ashen orbit
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i mean, the more people react, the worse our odds will be

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that sounds unrealistic but hilarious to imagine

frank moth
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he uses a wheel

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places 1000 names on it and spins

ashen orbit
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or

fading nymph
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Price is right wheel or wheel of fortune?

ashen orbit
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how about the biggest YouTube meme of all

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he puts each name under something and let's his dog choose 5 random winners?

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he puts each name individually under a bowl

fading nymph
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Need to get a flash mob together to dance for hours in his town.

ashen orbit
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Lmao yeah

frank moth
ashen orbit
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he makes a program auto generate fighters and then let's them battle hunger games styles and chooses the last 5 standing

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lol

fading nymph
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Coronavirus fest. Get your infection early to avoid being late to the party.

ashen orbit
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lel

fleet ivy
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White names are the only ones who can win

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We're screwed

frank moth
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racism

fleet ivy
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Burn the system down

ashen orbit
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so why don't you become white then dudes?

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lol

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dudes, show us yer tits

fleet ivy
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I can make you if you want to win az :p

fading nymph
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He got in trouble for making people yellow. :p

fleet ivy
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Adam isn't a fan of comedy

frank moth
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the only point of clicking the gem is if you want everyone to suffer

ashen orbit
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lol, maybe, tbh I'm not very concerned with winning, cuz like, i gots inf gems basically already lel

fading nymph
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That's the point eldar.

frank moth
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look

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what happens if you get more than 2000?

fading nymph
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Plus at -1 winner lava might murder someone.

tawdry stirrup
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500 reacts getting close goldenplop

frank moth
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2000 - that number is negative gems

tawdry stirrup
fleet ivy
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If it overflows anything like his game we might all win

ashen orbit
fading nymph
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Ohhh... Overflows

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:p

ashen orbit
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none of us here will win, that's for sure

fleet ivy
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Well I guess that would be an underflow

fading nymph
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Can we overflow arcade?

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Lmao

ashen orbit
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lol ig?

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how do you even do that?

fleet ivy
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Get more than 2.1b balls

ashen orbit
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ah

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hmm

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i can actually try doing that

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with the power of ts

fading nymph
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I'm going over there. Or over there. Or over here. Nah. Over there.

ashen orbit
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over there?

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you sure?

fading nymph
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Yeah that's where I dropped my hoagie.

fleet ivy
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But yeah I still don't know why Adam got so pissy about me changing your color to yellow, snow. You didn't seem to care and seemed to appreciate the joke. And the ranks mean exactly nothing to begin with lol

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A lot of people on pc had hundreds of millions of balls and gems because he only fixed the exploit on android for months

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Idk if they ever attempted to overflow though

ashen orbit
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huh, interesting

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well i suppose if i left my clicker running for a week i could possibly get around 1 million balls

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i could attempt making a clicker that collects the balls from arcade itself but that would be very tedious and I'd need to micro manage it, which i don't want to do

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or i could shave off about 20 seconds with an early exist...

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hmm, possibilities

wispy dagger
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Hmmm

stark mesa
frank moth
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i did and its infuriating

ashen orbit
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lol, yeah

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but it's a contract thing, so it's meh

stark mesa
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Contract?

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I sat on this minion for a full day till I realised it didnโ€™t give a card lol

fleet ivy
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You played yourself homie

livid lava
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huh

stark mesa
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I did indeed lol

neon edge
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how da heck do i get purple souls

tame sparrow
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But also

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Just

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do it

glad jay
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Vad

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Do ypu know why the time candies stopped working? Or is this just a me issue

tame sparrow
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Time candies work fine

glad jay
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Ummm not according to my ap perk

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Im susposed to get one every 24 hours according to the perk

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And its been 3 days and still none

tame sparrow
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You get a coupon to buy one every 24 hours

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You have to go to the gem shop and spend the coupon

glad jay
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Yes i havent gotten the coupon

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Yeah ik

tame sparrow
glad jay
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Ok

tame sparrow
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Also this whole conversation belonged in #_ , for future reference

granite oyster
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I hate picking what to spend large amounts of gems lol

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It's painful

tame sparrow
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have you got all the pets?

granite oyster
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No, not yet

tame sparrow
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Eggs

granite oyster
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Would more gold nests be any good

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I'll probably just get demon & gorshank

tame sparrow
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You kinda only need one

granite oyster
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Ah okay

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I'll just get gorshank and da demon uwu

tame sparrow
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Do you own all the canaries for spelunking?

granite oyster
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I don't yet

tame sparrow
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You only need one desolator but all canaries is super good

granite oyster
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But my learning is already pretty good imo

safe ruin
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@glad jay you have to physically go to the AP tree to get the coupon

tame sparrow
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They know I'm sure

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Since it was working for them before

glad jay
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@safe ruin its still not working :(

safe ruin
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Did you press the perk itself

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Itโ€™s really annoying

glad jay
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Yes

safe ruin
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Hmmm thatโ€™s all I got, that sucks :(

glad jay
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Yeah it does it just means an update needs to happen

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Until then i wait xD

tawdry stirrup
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show us the Ascension screen with the perk?

glad jay
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Alrighty gimme 2 seconds

tawdry stirrup
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and move to ask qeustions

void spade
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nah

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bug-reports probably at this point

glad jay
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Ok guys i got the screens where would you like me to post them too so im not filling chat with spam

void spade
foggy thorn
void spade
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bad mod

foggy thorn
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good mod

void spade
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ty

foggy thorn
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np

tame sparrow
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Kuaka, don't make me roll up a newspaper

foggy thorn
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I won't

tame sparrow
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I'm not convinced

foggy thorn
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me neither

lofty oracle
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waves

tame sparrow
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Shit its the ocean again

foggy thorn
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ocean is nice

lofty oracle
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I finally finished the last contract :D

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damage ftw

foggy thorn
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math is boring

void spade
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yeah fuck math

foggy thorn
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and now we are forced to do some dumb program

old jungle
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E

foggy thorn
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A

tame sparrow
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ITS IN THE GAME

void spade
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SPORTS

foggy thorn
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god dammit

tame sparrow
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Damn static you really let me down there

foggy thorn
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yep

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I'll take back that good mod

tame sparrow
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I saw you typing and was like "I'm gonna go for it"

void spade
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you're an idiot

tame sparrow
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But you whiffed it

void spade
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that's how it goes

tame sparrow
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:O

void spade
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it's not "EA ITS IN THE GAME"

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it's "EA SPORTS, ITS IN THE GAME"

foggy thorn
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yeah

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and you were too slow

tame sparrow
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You're an idiot for not understanding that I was relying on you to finish sports before I was done with my bit

void spade
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?????

frank moth
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lol

foggy thorn
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wait what

void spade
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????????????????

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man Discord sucks

frank moth
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lol

foggy thorn
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???????

void spade
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I'm going back to IRC

foggy thorn
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agreed

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let's go back to skype

frank moth
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E A ITS IN THE GAME SPORTS

tame sparrow
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kuaka, no

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skype bad

foggy thorn
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van yes

tame sparrow
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VAN

foggy thorn
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why did it auto correct

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it has never done it before

tame sparrow
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bullshit your fingers are just super long

golden ivy
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Marshmallow

tame sparrow
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Marshmallow sluts

void spade
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I saw a video of some prototype VR game someone made where it's just Jenga but your fingers get longer after every move

tame sparrow
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I saw that also

foggy thorn
tame sparrow
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They modeled it after kuaka

frank moth
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my fingers are undergoing mitosis

foggy thorn
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my toes sis

void spade
tame sparrow
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what is that screenshot

foggy thorn
void spade
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that

tame sparrow
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no the other one

foggy thorn
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use vad

tame sparrow
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Yeah but why the fuck did you post it

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you tangerine

foggy thorn
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because I have permission

tame sparrow
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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That thing

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Use me daddy

foggy thorn
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

tame sparrow
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Your cowardice has been noted

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Shaka, his arms wide

ashen orbit
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vad

tame sparrow
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Ohhh by the way, be careful not to banter here, or tell jokes. It makes you a bad mod

ashen orbit
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show us yer tits

tame sparrow
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Azazel was there

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He keeps his head in a freezer

ashen orbit
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i was, but really tho, you shouldn't have been shitposting

tame sparrow
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I'll shitpost as I please

ashen orbit
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fair enough, your grave is not my concern i suppose

tame sparrow
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Tilling my own grave to keep it level

ashen orbit
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lol indeed

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from your Ashes roses shall bloom

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then wither

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then bloom

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as the cycle of life

tame sparrow
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False
My body will be reduced to a skeleton and fired at the moon

ashen orbit
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lol alright, sounds fun

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wait

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so does that mean

tame sparrow
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THE SKELETON WAR BEGINS ANEW

ashen orbit
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that you're taking the skeleton war to space?

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YESSSSS

tame sparrow
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A long time ago a tumblr user called iguanamouth wrote a comic about the skeleton war that became very popular, and I did an audio narration of it that also became very popular. I'm sad that my old tumblr no longer exists

frank moth
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im gonna place a bet that audio narration was good

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100 gems

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i bet 100 gems

ashen orbit
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ohhhh, so that's where the skeleton war comes from

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i never knew where it originated from

tame sparrow
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I think the skeleton war meme existed before that comic did actually

ashen orbit
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hey can you link me to the comic?

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oh? tell me more pls

foggy thorn
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sure

ashen orbit
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thanks lol

long glen
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The skeletons have infiltrated every level of our society. Their network of spies is so vast, some say they have every human under constant watch.

frank moth
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i dont know why that looks creepy

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wholesome yet so weird

tame sparrow
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Oh I just found the audio file

frank moth
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pog

tame sparrow
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That's the unedited version

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The version I published was slowed down, cleaned up, reduced in pitch, with selective reverb added

ashen orbit
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awesome, thanks

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I'll listen when I'm home

foggy thorn
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np

ashen orbit
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Kuaka: does nothing
Vad: does all the work
Kuaka: you are most welcome for all my services since i did everything

foggy thorn
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correct I did everything

sour socket
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kuaka always does all the work

foggy thorn
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except my math work

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because fuck math

sour socket
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lol

foggy thorn
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and Spanish

tame sparrow
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I wait all my life
Just for the rush
the passing of fire
in to my blood

ashen orbit
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lol

tame sparrow
ashen orbit
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owo

foggy thorn
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ok

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Spanish teacher is gone

frank moth
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we groovin?

vernal flame
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HMMMMM

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Lies

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smh

safe ruin
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Is it Calc

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I can teach Calc

livid lava
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they gonna postpone out exams because of coronatime and we are gonna have shorter summer holidays anger

lofty oracle
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I need to get better at hoops so i can get whatever the 60pet boost is... and you know actually drop red sentinel....

livid lava
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oh russia, I watched some video about what russian folks think about lgbt, it was funny

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and they are ?

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I only read something about the president function

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but putin was agains

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or from what Ive read

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oh

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huh

bold quest
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kvetko is sober, right?

livid lava
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we have the same thing

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and well, russia is rcountry of religion

frank moth
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funny has the power of ะฒะพะดะบะฐ

livid lava
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my mom was in petrograd like two weeks ago

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nah not that good, but maybe better then russia

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depend

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and yes I am sober

strong ore
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europe aint small

golden ivy
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9 days

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9 days left

strong ore
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until?

golden ivy
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gem 09 Day left

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Woot

livid lava
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yes europe aint small but russia aint small either

golden ivy
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Whoot

livid lava
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doom

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yes from Prague to another country is like 4 hours

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but not walk

strong ore
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amerifats cant walk anyway

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they gotta use their mobility scooter

livid lava
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yes

golden ivy
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Lmao

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Amerifats

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I like that

livid lava
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are muricans in work or school now ?

outer spear
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Both?

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Yes

frank moth
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yes

wind lily
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Chaotic Scallius defeated toot

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I should maybe consider challenging Chaotic Gorshank actually

frank moth
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youre probably going to die

wind lily
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Yeah, maybe I shouldnโ€™t

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I basically one-shot Scallius though so idk

frank moth
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youre gonna need to beat first phase with a weak attack and fuck him up on the second one

distant siren
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oh my god

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icarly episode 1 is on tv right now

frank moth
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"It is so wonderful"
bell rings three

distant siren
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frice?

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fourice?

frank moth
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thrree

wind lily
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Whatโ€™s best for dropping the first head? Poison? Flurry?

frank moth
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when the first phase ends those get deactivated

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poison is the weakest

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start with that

wind lily
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Ow. I dropped the first head well enough but misclicked to switch to buffs

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Maybe with a little more power later

distant siren
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is it just me or is claw the best attack move in the endgame?

foggy thorn
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yep

distant siren
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ok goo

foggy thorn
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goo

distant siren
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you egg

wind lily
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Holy crap

distant siren
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he stabs him

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is what you were supposed to say

wind lily
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I just upgraded my first card to 5โญ

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King-Z

distant siren
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you criminal

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cool

wind lily
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Chaotic Gorshank is down toot

livid lava
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yes

wind lily
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I bet with this damage I could take on Nightmare Emigdala if I had enough keys

distant siren
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Don't worry, the

foggy thorn
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Don't worry, the

river nova
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yeah seriously, don't worry, the

distant siren
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he stabs him

foggy thorn
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egg

boreal turret
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Oof, so close to 0 winners

livid lava
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hey muricans, u know that feeling when u get tested on corona virus and do not have to pay anything ?

kind rover
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Cdc does free testing. Otherwise rip wallet

long glen
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American healthcare. hahaha Want to prevent a pandemic? That'll be $3k!

ashen orbit
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oof, governments are big dumb

high brook
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The company I work for told everyone to work from home for the next 2 weeks and all international travel has to get approved by a senior VP, it's pretty nuts out here

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speaking of nuts, I just got a straight in pachinko

ashen orbit
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oooo nice, lucky

high brook
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it's 125 gems, idk if I should feel like that's a lot or a little.

ashen orbit
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it... it's ok

high brook
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on the one hand it's certainly more than you get for a pair

ashen orbit
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Lmao yeah

high brook
#

on the other hand I accidentally spent 75 gems yesterday because I accidentally super absorbed without a canary

#

I don't think that anyone has spent gems on super absorb or equipment reset on purpose ever

long glen
#

I spent gems on absorb. Regretted it.

oblique carbon
#

that button in eq in tinkering is super close to reset button

high brook
#

I'll pray for you

#

yeah it makes me so nervous

#

luckily now I just use an auto clicker, but before that, woof

lilac wigeon
#

What is your combat card set so btw?

wild arch
#

LOL

distant siren
#

lul

wild arch
#

That contest anouncement ๐Ÿ˜‚

distant siren
#

what's so funny child

high brook
#

yeah pretty soon no wieners at all

distant siren
#

wiener

#

noo

#

i want a wiener

vale flicker
#

What's ya'lls opinions on chain meme

void spade
#

Remember everyone we only need roughly 120 more gem reacts on the contest in #free-gem-contest๐Ÿ’Ž to ensure there are 0 winners. Make sure you do your part

snow hedge
#

np

foggy thorn
#

wtf

#

I have a legendary core and no one told me about it

snow hedge
#

kuaka you have a legendary core

foggy thorn
#

thanks klotz

snow hedge
#

always glad to help

paper sequoia
#

so many people really not reading

#

t_t

old tusk
#

I have a month of no school now because of Corona virus...eh

Well time to get grinding in Minecraft I guess!happy

paper sequoia
#

schools still on for me

old tusk
#

And idle skilling but grinding that all the time anyway

snow hedge
#

where are you from lordqualle?

old tusk
#

Somewhere in EuropeIdleHMMMM

snow hedge
#

i know italy closed schools until 3rd april

#

any other countries?

old tusk
#

I'm not from Italy

#

Above Italy

radiant nest
#

Switzerland?

old tusk
#

No

radiant nest
#

Deutschland?

old tusk
#

Nohahaha

radiant nest
#

uhhh
Denmark

old tusk
#

No

#

Start with รถ

snow hedge
#

germany only does 14 day closings

radiant nest
#

Osterreich?
aka Austria

old tusk
#

Yes

radiant nest
#

nice, I live more to the East

snow hedge
#

and only in some districts

#

everybody stocked up on toiletpaper?

radiant nest
#

of course
my food rations have depleted but at least I'm surrounded by literal pillars of toilet paper

snow hedge
#

the supermarket i was today, only the cheapest brand of noodles was sold out

#

people are stupid

old tusk
snow hedge
#

get some 20kg rice bag from an asian market

old tusk
snow hedge
#

i bought one last year and probably still have >15kg left

old tusk
#

Perfect

#

I write it down

snow hedge
#

don't forget the multivitamins, don't wanna get scurvy right

old tusk
#

K gotta go now

#

Bye

ashen orbit
#

Lmao

near wharf
#

my finals didnt get cancelled

snow hedge
#

rip lava

near wharf
#

honestly what the hell is the point of corona virus

radiant nest
#

F

near wharf
#

why did we invent it if its not even gonna do any good

radiant nest
#

we didn't invent it tho

snow hedge
#

my coworker was at the doctor yesterday with breathing problems and flu like symptoms, didn't get tested for coronavirus because he wasn't in a 'risk zone'

#

rip i guess

near wharf
#

astounded by the wide range of peoples reactions

kind rover
#

Lava posted on 4:20pm est ๐Ÿ˜

snow hedge
near wharf
#

i have a game theory

ashen orbit
#

that's stupid honestly but rip co-worker

near wharf
#

that lavas announcement is fake

ashen orbit
#

lel

#

same

near wharf
#

i bet his announcement is a cure for corona virus

#

but because he isnt a biology major he cant actually solve it hahaha

kind rover
#

I have a game theory

That the yo yo demon stick figure from idle awards will make a return in idle skilling

near wharf
#

classic character

ashen orbit
#

i bet he's announcement is just a lie just to cover up the fact that he's doing nothing and wasting his life waiting for he's rechargeable keyboard to charge

snow hedge
#

true

ashen orbit
#

probably in a fetal position sucking his thumb too lel

kind rover
#

The announcement was already revealed. People just aren't smart enough to figure it out. The announcement is announcing an incoming announcement for the announcement trailer of Idle Skilling 5.0's announcement trailer.

ashen orbit
#

Lmao yeah

snow hedge
#

idle skilling: announcement update

ashen orbit
#

lel

high brook
#

game theory: announcement is just his latest misspelling of ashketchum and he's actually just playing the game a lot

ashen orbit
#

lol, probably

slim grove
#

game theory: the current gem contest has destroyed my faith in humanity

meager trout
#

Finally got pet today. ๐Ÿ˜

#

But took screenshot too late. xdd

high brook
#

holy got damn dude, nice

near wharf
#

๐Ÿ€ nice geno, i still havent gotten it yet hahaha

golden ivy
#

๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿฅ‘

outer spear
#

I do think the announcement is fake

#

:^)

vast coral
#

guys im a dumbass i only just realized that you can upgrade miners. i just thought they were forever slow af

foggy thorn
#

wait really?

vast coral
#

yea ๐Ÿ˜‚ i have a small phone and big fingers so for a 1 week ive been playing ive been clicking on the miner and ore pile and it would only select to the ores

#

and i just never thought to try to click the miners

ashen orbit
#

oof, rippp

#

you need to click everything

#

literally, click, everything

golden ivy
#

Good morning everyone!

#

And yes click fuckin everythin

fading nymph
#

I just woke up. -_-

#

:p

ashen orbit
#

lol, morning guys

fading nymph
#

sarcasm So happy my mother in law turned my alarm off.

ashen orbit
#

oof

fading nymph
#

๐Ÿฅ”

ashen orbit
#

yes, your mother in law is a bit potato

golden ivy
#

Mother in laws are a good excuse to go to the arcade to play dig dug all day

#

Go ahead, just make sure my cat gets a new owner that is nice

fading nymph
#

I know this crazy cat lady who has 8 cats.

ashen orbit
#

aww, and he wants his pussy taken care of too

fading nymph
#

๐Ÿ‘€

ashen orbit
#

lel

golden ivy
#

I want to cat to be cuddled every day

#

And fed liquid fishy crackers

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

sounds interesting

golden ivy
#

No

#

It is her diet

#

Mix the fishies with water and blend them thoroughly

ashen orbit
#

lel

fading nymph
#

Lmao. It's not the worse thing you've came in to.

ashen orbit
#

quote me, i dare you

#

yeah, you could've came into snow

fading nymph
#

quote me, i dare you
@ashen orbit

ashen orbit
#

damm, you outsmarted me yet again snow

#

Nice

fading nymph
#

There's a face hiding in there

#

This was news apparently. Lmao. The cat no one can see.

ashen orbit
#

Lmfao

#

Nice lol

fading nymph
#

I feel like if you give your child that many stuffed animals you need to be stuffed yourself.

indigo iron
#

I see it

fading nymph
#

:)

ashen orbit
#

lol, so true snpw

#

snow

tough zealot
#

Oh no, I ascended and fell asleep before reactivating away time on things again

ashen orbit
#

oof

#

rip

fading nymph
gloomy shore
#

Just saw a hoop position I've never seen before.

#

Far off as possible, up high as possible.

#

Of course to hit that you need to release going up, as high as possible.

#

Tried 3 times, failed each time. None of the balls were going far enough to get in.

#

I am no hoops master, but that is a ridiculous shot.

fossil stratus
#

Same issue with the hoop being too close

#

Feel my p a i n

willow pumice
#

@gloomy shore don't force it and quit the game with the ball high up to reset the counter without loosing a ball :)

unreal mauve
#

So lavaflame2 hates my guts now. He deleted all my progress. And now.... to kick the bucket

golden ivy
#

I am home

ashen orbit
#

oof, rip

bold quest
#

Lol

fleet ivy
#

So close to 400

golden ivy
#

I found my old GameCube!! now where the fuck are the controllers

high brook
#

I'll buy your copy of Kirby Air Ride

golden ivy
#

I can't find a memory card or power connector, sorry man

#

I have to check if the disc still works

golden ivy
#

no u

copper meteor
#

Down to one winner

golden ivy
#

Going to sushi

#

Pls give suggestions

#

I need good sushi

fresh compass
#

Should I rebirth as soon as I unlock it?

golden ivy
#

#_ can tell you if you give them specifics

lime tartan
#

sorry for the late gift

golden ivy
#

Really late lmao

lime tartan
#

fr

#

still

golden ivy
#

Its march

lime tartan
#

its the thought that counts

#

silence

golden ivy
#

Eh I guess

#

Will you be my valentine

lime tartan
#

yes daddy

golden ivy
#

Fuck yeah

wispy dagger
#

will you eat my valentine

golden ivy
#

Depends

#

How meaty?

wispy dagger
#

vad knows

golden ivy
#

Uh

wispy dagger
#

hes the beef kween

golden ivy
#

Oh yes I forgot about that

#

Be gone for like an hour

#

Bubye

#

Sushi time

#

Oops

#

I touched my phone screen to my plasma globe and my phone screen died

frank moth
#

fool

wispy dagger
#

Excalibuuuur

golden ivy
#

Fools

#

Foop

#

I am back from sushi

foggy thorn
#

soup time

frank moth
#

i survived emigdala y

golden ivy
#

Nice

foggy thorn
#

but soup time

abstract kestrel
foggy thorn
#

pood

fading nymph
#

At that very moment in the apartment directly above, a rogue scientist doing tests on radioactive ants knocks over a jar of his infected specimens, one of which, without any hesitation, crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites our soon-to-be superhero. He screams in pain, stumbling backwards. In a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall that sends them squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes in waiting to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Ernie and Tim's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed, when...

#

They proceed with movie night and eat slightly overcooked popcorn. Suddenly, an amazing reaction to the overcooked popcorn hits them with a jolt of cosmic super energy, metamorphosingErnie into an incredibly strong, seastar-wearing superhero and Tim into a slightly less strong, but also super sailor-looking guy.

fleet ivy
#

I think I accidently clicked on a rp server

frank moth
#

welcome to the world where overpowered is always a thing!

fleet ivy
#

I didn't actually read that large post. Were you talking to me or snow? Lol

foggy thorn
#

shame

#

boo him

frank moth
#

i didnt read snow

#

fuck that

fleet ivy
#

I'm waiting for the tl:dr

foggy thorn
#

I did

#

tl:dr guy gets superpowers?

fleet ivy
#

Ah cool

#

I'm pretty sure the McDonald's near me was getting robbed while I was in line lol. It's open 24/7 and I went there at like 1am and they said they were closed. When I went by like 10 minutes later after getting food elsewhere they had 3 cop cars in the parking lot

foggy thorn
#

lol

fleet ivy
#

Either that or Karen flipped her shit right after I left

foggy thorn
#

probably karen

fleet ivy
#

What's the guy equivalent to Karen?

strong ore
#

got robbed'

#

my brother worked in a convenience store... getting robbed was the norm

#

in a bad neighborhood

fleet ivy
#

Yeah there's a gas station up the road in as rougher part of town that always gets robbed. My wife swears by that one, but that place gets robbed like once a week so I try not to go near it lol

strong ore
#

they know what to do

#

both the fentanyl addict and the cashier

#

because those places always deposit above a given amount

fleet ivy
#

I see new cashiers every time I do happen to go there

strong ore
#

yeah people dont like to have a gun or knife pointed in their face

fading nymph
strong ore
#

tom hanks got chinese virus

fading nymph
#

Yes! Maybe we'll see someone important die.

strong ore
#

too young

#

I want trump to get it

#

and choke on his vomit

fading nymph
#

He may be too young but does he have one of those preexisiting conditions everyone talks about?

#

And if Trump gets it nothing will happen. No one will care. Lol

strong ore
#

He will die

fading nymph
#

Yeah then pence takes over

fleet ivy
#

Tom Hanks is a treasure. You watch your mouth

#

Lol

strong ore
#

Pence or Trump... no idea what is worse

#

I feel like Trump is worse

fading nymph
#

But if tom hanks dies... Shit'll get done

strong ore
#

like what?

fading nymph
#

Tom Hanks is a treasure. You watch your mouth
@fleet ivy

fleet ivy
#

I think they meant. Shit like what?

strong ore
#

will USA do anything to curb chinese virus?

#

they might lower taxes on the rich

fading nymph
#

The nuke option is always present. Just nuke all the sick areas

strong ore
#

hope trickle down economics cures everyone

fading nymph
#

Economy is fucked anyway

#

Italy goes down. Opec explodes. The more countries on completely lockdown the less money flowing in the entire world

strong ore
#

housing prices will inexplicably go up

fading nymph
#

Already are in some places.

#

Although we could always use a new Spanish flu to cull the stupid people.

#

Steve Wozniak joked he was patient zero.

fleet ivy
#

Someone change how the play store works so people can review early access games. I just want to know if they're shit or not

fading nymph
#

which games?

strong ore
#

anyone can get sick

fleet ivy
#

I don't have a specific one in mind

fading nymph
#

Oh. I spend most of my time jumping game to game in the early access on Google play

strong ore
#

I know a good game, but its fucking full of bugs

fleet ivy
#

Yeah I have hundreds of games linked to my account lol

#

Half are trash

fading nymph
#

Hundreds of thousands.

fleet ivy
#

Another 40% are also trash

fading nymph
#

99 percent are trash

strong ore
#

all of them

fading nymph
#

Even idle skilling is trash. :p

strong ore
#

buggy piece of shit

fading nymph
#

I play trash. Lmao

fleet ivy
#

Dev stopped responding to concerns :p

fading nymph
#

Playing an otome right now called obey me. Lol

fleet ivy
#

I believe it

fading nymph
fleet ivy
#

Do you play pc or mobile Khan?

fading nymph
#

Android game. Lol

strong ore
#

what?

#

I play PC

fleet ivy
#

Eww

strong ore
#

yeah

fleet ivy
#

That shit is so broke

fading nymph
#

Where is the fan update that fixes the game? Lol

#

It's PC. Its easy to push unofficial updates.

strong ore
#

JUST REVERSE ENGINEER IT LULUL

fleet ivy
#

There's no guarantee there will be any fixes in the update he's coming out with lol. Don't get your hopes up, it's lava after all

fading nymph
#

Yeah. That's what everyone says khan.

#

I did. It's a mess and I don't understand most of it. Lmao

fleet ivy
frank moth
#

good talk yes

fleet ivy
#

That was 3 days later lol

strong ore
#

but I dont think PC is that broken

frank moth
#

yeh im blind sorry

strong ore
#

its just a lot worse than android

fading nymph
#

Isn't there a Kong version?

strong ore
#

kong = PC?

fleet ivy
#

I did say partially to completely

fading nymph
#

I'm getting my games mixed up

strong ore
#

like I get that spending an hour fixing PC might seem like a waste of time

fading nymph
#

I thought this was on steam. Lol

strong ore
#

but construction costs could be done in 10 mins

#

personally I donate pretty often to these games

fading nymph
#

I've fiddled with Android version so much that I broke it.

strong ore
#

but I aint donating to a game with this many bugs on the version I play

fading nymph
#

Yeah. I haven't given any money to lava.

frank moth
#

im broke

fading nymph
#

I really want to, but he's too antisocial. Lol

strong ore
#

i make a good amount of money

fleet ivy
#

It's hard to justify donating to it at all just knowing 2/3 platforms are riddled with near game breaking bugs lol. My platform could be next on his not care list

strong ore
#

but most people just want a bug fix and QoL update

fading nymph
#

All versions need it.

#

PC needs it most

#

Then ios

strong ore
#

and he has detailed bug reports

fleet ivy
#

Android makes him money

strong ore
#

people who do thorough testing

fleet ivy
#

It'll always be his baby

strong ore
#

same people give suggestions

frank moth
#

in europe android is lavas baby
in soviET RUSSIA LAVA IS ANDROIDS BABY

strong ore
#

some old joke

fading nymph
#

Eldar is the joke. :p

#

But seriously. When a dev just pushes new content without fixing bugs... You get anthem.

vernal flame
#

FOD

fleet ivy
#

Is it though?

vernal flame
#

Maybe it's made of children

fleet ivy
#

My man Gorden would not approve

vernal flame
#

Hmmm

#

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

fleet ivy
#

Is the mouth also a nose?

vernal flame
#

No

#

The mouth is also a hole of glory

fleet ivy
#

I'm disappointed

#

It should be able to smell the glory

vernal flame
#

Also...

fleet ivy
#

Haha

vernal flame
#

It releases waste

#

The basil is tasty with the egg

#

POG

fleet ivy
#

Ah it's an egg dish

#

I thought it was some kind of biscuit

#

That makes more sense

#

On mobile :p

clever inlet
#

casually waits for a "in the next 2 minutes" option

frank moth
#

snail

clever inlet
#

Wow it took me to get all nine wrong answers possible first before finding the gem ๐Ÿ˜ข

slim grove
#

In all fairness to the players

chilly prawn
#

Same

slim grove
#

I dont think its OBVIOUS that its not going to take that long

chilly prawn
#

Itโ€™s taken 3 months so far for a patch for non android so it could take long long

frank moth
#

i got a gem after 8 explosives

#

fuck

opal hound
#

Giys

#

That ressource

#

For unlocking 3rd stat

#

Where do i get it

strong ore
#

in

#

c

#

lasagna

errant stratus
#

hi guys

strong ore
#

hewy

errant stratus
#

15 more and I finish Mists

ashen orbit
#

i swear this announcement sounds like he's outsourcing the game to China or something

errant stratus
#

Hiyas Azazel

ashen orbit
#

g'day mate

errant stratus
#

still noob, but I'm figuring things out

#

Aussie?

tame sparrow
#

8 DAYS UNTIL DOOM ETERNAL

frank moth
#

1.142857142857142857 weeks until doom eternal

ashen orbit
#

lol, nice enjoy

#

Nice, take your time and enjoy the game mate

tame sparrow
#

I'm going to enjoy it more than anything I have enjoyed since the first game came out.

ashen orbit
#

ooo shit, lotsa hype i see

tame sparrow
#

So fukken hype

ashen orbit
tame sparrow
strong ore
#

whats that

#

looks like diablo

ashen orbit
#

lol, gif ain't loading

#

sadness

strong ore
#

what game is it

ashen orbit
#

idk, gif ain't loading

#

probably doom eternal tho

strong ore
#

oooh

#

meh

frank moth
#

looks like a ritual

strong ore
#

ID's best game is....

steel bluff
#

@ashen orbit i mean, with all the current bugs that plague the game, Chinese devs are going to be better

strong ore
#

then you will have viruses instead of bugs

steel bluff
#

corona โค๏ธ

ashen orbit
#

lel

#

True

#

xD

strong ore
#

oh man the match i linked is great

ashen orbit
#

lol

formal echo
#

I swear I get less loot when I put on raid drop cards

hardy hearth
#

I really hooe the even doesn't reach 500 reacts ๐Ÿ˜…

steel bluff
#

@formal echo i think it helps with getting boss cards, but fkes everything else (except the pets)

hardy hearth
#

Tbh i have been farming to get the last 4boss cards from normal and hard of bosses juggler and sheilder

#

And ive put every card i can on

ashen orbit
#

raid drop and card drop does NOT help raid/asylum boss card chances

steel bluff
#

so what do they help with?

gleaming patio
#

i guessed at 3rd try

errant stratus
#

I'm not there yet, but what comes after you finish the dungeon?

ashen orbit
#

dungeon?

#

purgatory

errant stratus
#

I'm about to finish the Mist area

ashen orbit
#

then bog, lunar Isle, malestorm then finally oblivion

#

Nice

#

big leap

#

@steel bluff they help with card drops in the regular fighting area, like grassland, desert, bog, lunar isle etc

steel bluff
#

talking about raid drop%

ashen orbit
#

oh, then they increase your chances to get stuff from raids like gems, extra tickets, coupons etc

steel bluff
#

i remember reading that they just decrease your overall drops because there are fixed number of rolls

#

so overall it is useless

ashen orbit
#

after a certain amount it overflows and breaks drop chance yeah

#

basically lol

neon edge
#

asaah duuds

#

my builders are so hecking slow

ashen orbit
#

oof, mood man, mood

supple kraken
#

ive had nothing to build for months bc i cba autoclicking for materials

neon edge
#

bruh next builder is so expensive

#

holy heck

vernal flame
#

True

#

I only got to green Trillions if I'm correct

neon edge
#

FOR A WHILE

vernal flame
#

Actually...Hundred thousands

neon edge
vernal flame
#

oof

formal oyster
#

I have red amount of crops :)

vernal flame
#

AAAAA

#

I also need to get better in pets

#

I also need luck in getting the Asylum pets

#

And cards

formal oyster
#

If you have such low amount of crops maybe you don't have Certo Ouzo potion

neon edge
#

probably

#

i dont have levels to do any of the new potions

formal oyster
#

Once you'll get to the black potions you gonna get a huge boost

neon edge
#

the... block potion?..

formal oyster
#

i dont have levels to do any of the new potions
For this you need Persezia potion

neon edge
#

i cant even make all red ones

formal oyster
#

Look up for Persezia potion. It's from ice cream

neon edge
#

oooooooh

#

well ya, i only have 2 icecreams so

formal oyster
#

Use total damage tinkering items + trinket efficiency cards + total damage cards + idle attack damage cards. Craft as much %damage and idle attack damage smithing items as you can and go ahead for the next ice creams

indigo iron
formal oyster
#

I still don't understand what does "max tanks levels" means. They don't have any of max levels

indigo iron
#

1000 on each

#

Used to say max before the last update

formal oyster
#

Oh, ok. Another episode of "What the fuck does this description means" hosted by Lava

indigo iron
#

^ lol

ashen orbit
#

lol

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mood tho

naive vigil
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My arcade just flipped out and the first two portals split out hundreds of balls?

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It wasnt normal. I have no idea what happened.

fleet ivy
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Do you have 1k+ more gems now?

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You likely won the jackpot

formal oyster
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How does winning the jackpot is even possible?

fleet ivy
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What?