#off-topic-chat
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Kvetko being racist. Quick hire someone to kill him.
Uno Reverse Card towards Bray Intensifies
Kvetko buy a fucking map
Canada isn't america
Do we need to go back to primary school
nah to kindergarten
he refers to you as murican because Canada is a part of North America
Nah. It's part of the arctic circle. :v
No we are part of greenlandia
lel wat
Ok Netflix time bubye
what happen to the nakey snake
it was naked
I wanted that snake
nice

π΅
relax
Don't do that another time kvetko
yeah cause I'm actually here now and not doing stupid work
mhm
better be
Ive read them like 5 times to be sure
don't do what again?
i have bought new phone, idk why but game looking very bad on it
Cause you are seeing it in HD instead of SD?
what phone
how bad ? it is oled it is big
idk, how lava coded it, it should repixel to ur resolution
Oh hey ppl chatting
hey
very pixeled, u know
Like i cant read how many % of skill exp i have
that is weird
Are you playing in full screen mode or regularly? Trying to recreate the effect. Lol
he bough samtiang phone
And is this only game pixelated or blurry?
Idk XD
O.o
good morning everyone
good afternoon
Man haven't been here for a while
good night
Neither have I. I took the weekend off of my phone lol
Good night for europe
I need more euro ppl
Remote control stopped working so I took it out and put it on the counter and there was a loud pop and I can back and it was open and pieces were everywhere... Just dumped baking soda all over the area.
oh I though they exploaded from nothing
2 of my 18650 exloaded because of broken dectector and high current haha
near my head
i'm not exactly an expert, but I imagine pressure release could do that
specially if they're old remote/batteries
Hydrogen can build up in the battery and cause explosive results... Wtf.
aye @near wharf you're one of my favorite devs and i like you and all stuff that you've done
i know that you'll do your best in da next update for us
β€οΈ
one of ?
oh like from diff. games, sorry
ye
Ok I am back
wb
what did u watched
π±
Everyone hit that gem in #free-gem-contestπ we need the amount of winners to be 0!
Boo.
that'll teach em
What happens if it gets to 600? If there are -1 winners, does lava go out and murder one of us?
He takes gems from everyone
Dastardly.
I've got 5.5k for the next update. If he robs us I'll never forgive him.
I took .5k of yours. :p
-5.5k gems 
I'd shit a brick, and then use it to destroy my phone.
Eat more fiber
Is there any unofficial word on the timing of the announcement?
I've done my part in ensuring 0 winners for #free-gem-contestπ , have you?
I don't believe so
He admits he is working on the game more then doing school work and doing the announcement. Lol
I wanna some cooking stuff
Is lava in uni or hs?
Uni
If he was in high school id be more impressed. :p
what
Lava+1 of Smiting would be a lava+5 of smiting
ok boomer
ok loozer
Curious how much he makes from this game lol
who knows depend of the money ppl spend on the game
ok commie
8 star damage, one more to gooooo although it's starting to get really hard to get more damage
hoping the last few potions bring me across the finish line and I don't have to rejigger my cauldrons for cost reduction
Coincidence? I think not
wait...If the latest #free-gem-contestπ contest gets 500 gems, there will be no winners. but 600? there will be -1, and the program will revert it to its maximum value, meaning EVERYONE gets free gems!
let's a vote then 
"the program" is a college student who could care less about our gems
I reacted just to watch the world burn
Don't listen to @lament goblet. Vote for the gem.
We need 600 people to react.
We want to see the world burn.
#free-gem-contestπ React Now!
None of you deserve free gems
no u
get corona
I fucking hate mark wahlberg
"There will actually be one less winner for every 100 gem reacts"
yes
hopefully some nerds remove their react
might just vote to get to 600 reacts and support the cause
i have too many gems anyway
and ill get my 7000 alts to react as well
i salute thee
ugh beefed it on my second hoops run today, 14/1/32
just needed an 18 and i woulda had it
Don't remove your reacts.
We need to hit -1 winners.
We need to make this happen with 600 reacts.
We can do it.
#free-gem-contestπ React Now!
ok so Mark Wahlberg
i hate him
his face reminds me of all of those family friendly mass produced "comedy" movies on netflix
i want to kill him
Don't hate on Marky Mark
You need to watch the other guys more
good point
i'll let you in on a secret
we are nice because we are scared of you
since 1814 we live in fear of annexation
Nice is nice is nice
Down to only 2 winners of 1732 gems...
Does the bat have coronavirus
the world is bein destroyed
everythings dying
plot twist! they save the world, series continue
channel that anger into your sex life
i have neither of those things
then masturbate furiously
Thatβs weird
Ok am back
The world... is on the brink of goin boom boom
WOOH
WOOO
Blasphemy is so OP wtf xD
That's why the church hates it
the church hates all op things
No. The church just hates you for thinking your op
you're
So
yes
Next contest will have 3 winners?
guess so
...What if there will be 500
reactions π€
ok so if i play game for the next 2.5 years every day for 6 hours I will get 5000 hours
We need more reacts on
reactions. Our goal is 600 reacts #free-gem-contestπ
Help burn the system down!
Make me.
I know but i was still sad
Uh-huh. Sure.Nobody really cares I disappeared. I just turned my phone off for a few days.
I cared
I need to update you on the last 3 days
uh
actually nothing happened
π¦
Yeah. Chat seems to have been pretty slow.
But that's okay. There are lulls in the server after the main force of the game is finished. Then when there's a new announcement it'll pick up just before release... And then after update the server will boom. Then start the cycle all over again.
oh you missed a lot of lava bullying
Cookies and cream?
I have a lemon drop one
"cookie crumble"
ok i need to rant for a bit
why cant companies man the fuck up and sell cool products here in canada
ok so like for my tenth birthday my dad took me to the US to buy cool flavours of mountain dew and when I was there I realized how we have no cool things in our convenient stores
Brayden, you are an idiot
Canada gets special Canada only stuff too
yes thats true but its usually just discontinued american products
idk i just got jealous of the amazingly cool flavoured drinks and cool gummies and shit
my semi-rant is over
No.
I've didn't know about it till last month
wow
Friend tried to force feed me it.
its pretty good from the right places
But he cooked it... So... I stabbed him and ran away
restaurants can fuck it badly tho
it makes me sick personally for some reason but I still eat it because of how good it is
Trapped
side with me here
we have no cool mtn dews
White label
Oh I've only had black label
also "pitch black" is a thing aparently
... Halloween discontinued pitch black
Like: New flavour, out of names guys
I would kill for some of these flavours
"ok guys we need a name... how about the color, of the drink's can"
it litterally looks like a placeholder image for the prototype
"White label"
"Insert real name here"
Well, how about we name it after the colour of the label on the can?
like thats what the artist sent them to work with and it stuck

SOMEONE CALL THE PR TEAM
I WANT WHITE LABEL OUT THERE PRONTO
Lol
Yeah we don't have mtn dew flavours
They had some discontinuation things with the dye in it aparently
i think i read something about it
My school is next to an old person's home
I'm hype for corona virus to hit us
It's a town away rn
My school is gonna close as fast as Thanos snaps
Well
Here's whats gonna happen
Kids are gonna go shopping in Nanaimo over the break
nice
Guaran fucking teed
Since we don't have a single mall for litteraly hours of driving
I kid not
Closest is courtney or Nanaimo
so it will spread over big parties and crowded malls
Yeah
FUN
So some kid will get it
good thing none of us get invited to those
And since spring break is 2 weeks
The symptoms will show as school starts up
AND BAM
#CantGetCoronaWhenYouDontGoOutsideForThreeDaysInARow
EXTRA LONG SPRING BREAK
#Gamer
I'm so fucking hyped
Same
and we have the largest asian population of any school in our district
No gym equipment that isn't badminton and balls
i guess i got lucky
2 gyms
our teacher did a funny oopsy
he exploded sodium last wednesday and accidentally created a reaction with lithium and didnt open a window so we all started coughing on friday
oh wow
I'm taking it online
our grade 10 is divided to precalc and workplace math
Last year I got fucked
is it same for you?
Uh
actually idk if its still like that
Its like a nice fucking field
WE HAVE FOREST
like the best fucking field
WE DON'T HAVE A TRACK
WE HAVE TO RUN DOWN THE STREETS OF THE TOWN
AND THEN INTO A FOREST TRAIL
we have that too
Fuck gym
but like the track is amazing i love it
Yeah I used to go to a school with a track
I'm not much of a runner
But I can sprint really fucking fast
When I have motivation ofc
And-
its not too amazing but i like it
no and you shouldnt?
Anyways I love running on tracks
that wasnt an invitation to leak my schoool
It gets the blood pumping
What else do normal schools have
ADST building
i see
So that class is always full
Electives
What do you have for electives
Because we have like 8
Wait-
5
We have 5
That are in school
not large
its not that amazing
i would like a school without pointless features
without stuck up rich kids and without racism
oh we have a sports bubble in the back that opeened last year which is nice
We have drug dealers, gangs, fights, and stabbings
samezies
yes
like around it
Well some kid did get a stab in the bathroom
3 kids died from dope overdoses last year
american schools
where do those things happen?
Canada
So at the start of the year we get a presentation asking them to smoke cigarettes and weed off school property so they don't get in trouble
Not to not smoke weed
Oh we have a 300 population for the school
is it in ontario?
oh
So that's 1/3 of the kids smoking weed on school property
It's a genuine epidemic
BC is drug capital of canada
uh ok?
Quebec is the best part of Canada
even if we were drug capital its not suprising, we also have one of the largest provincial populations
yeah fuck quebec
the brits tried to assimilate these fuckers into our society but we dont want them
can you imagine living between BC and Ontario? LAWL
#AbortQuebec
They don't want us either
Between BC and Ontario is just farmland and shit
The problem is
and the dumb french
im french canadian π
Alberta said they leaving and joining Quebec if they leave
Bon enfin une francaise lol
ur from fucking BC
yes
BC is like a suburb of Wuhan
Jpemsais etre le seul canadien a jouer a sa πππ
Dont wprry im bilingual
half of the people are chinese, and its full of diseases
what disease
ALL OF THEM
yes what disease
Saskatchewan said they leavin with Alberta
So Quebec can't leave
Gov doesn't want a civil war
as much as I like to make fun of BC and Ontario, saskatchewan and alberta are literally shit
and a referendum on quebec leaving wouldnt pass in quebec nowadays
Lmao im in quebec ππ quebec is trasg
BC is a happy medium of modern civilization and beautiful landscape
quebec has a hot job market nowadays
well thats because noone lives there
It almost did last year
the wild baguettes ate all the locals
yo brayden? you know crystal meth?
yes
Remember bloc Quebec
...
Hey khanate
I must be a german for the thoughts I am having about your province
Im a he
Met a guy from Alberta once, he just looked sad
Alberta is meth
Khanat nous avorterons votre province comme un enfant indΓ©sirable que vous salissez
Bc is dope
I agree
Making fun of drug problems in provinces you don't like might be a bit much
Quebec isn't even a province
BC has best weather in Canada and has nice city
Fentanyl is in alot of dope
and UBC is a good school
good school
I hope so
That's the whole problem
UBC, UoT or McGill
We all addict to dope
amen
Fentanyl isn't the problem, the dope is
That's why I like Korea
yes same
Studying is the main drug
I mean drug dealers could just not put fentanyl in dope
And we would all have a good time
you barely need to worry about drugs when your neighbour is a fat asian man about to blow ur ass
Way less deaths
No one care about the Nork lol
It's really not a subject of conversation cuz no one cares
Were you born in korea?
I said I'm from Quebec
ok
Just been in Korea 10 years now
If you have a good job
If not ur fucked
Because housing price is similar to BC but bad jobs are mexican salaries
Our gas is more expensive
1.70$/L
Woah
but public transport >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canada
yeah i would think so
Seoul has 30 or 40 subway lines
No
we have 728 stations and 23 lines actually
compass card is just Vancouver
oh ok
well compasss cards are godly
how so?
well basically you just buy the card and put cash on it and tap it
so its a good system repklacing our old bus fare and zone system
I just tap my credit card, no need for a separate card or to put cash on it
same
We still need change
but you can buy these cards and load them with cash so no need for a debit or credit card
Because you are an asshole if you sit at the front of a bus and type in your card info
And should fucking die
its a good system for people with and without debits
no trapped
its tap
only
i would assume
You said u need a compass card and that you need to charge it
ok
it does it auto with debit or you can tap debit
People have to stand behind you for 6 minutes
It's not tap
Remember how we don't have malls?
Its tap or not tap?
That's cause this town sucks
ur in vancouver too?
No
the fuck do you live that doesnt have a mall?
70% of this towns population is over 50
Femails?
females
whats the city?
dude there are more than 5 people in that city
ur a special kid
^
Fuck off
I've given out enough info about me on this server that telling my school would doxx me
I live in north vancouver
same for me
more specifically my postal code is G8J 2E4
i live o 163 bolevard street north dakota
I divulged way too much info
who fucking cares
what are we going to do send 50 pizzas to each person in ur vicinity and try to get lucky
lava doxxed me once
You can find out my address through my full name, school, and family
Rule of thumb
he does
i only tell people what continent i live in lol
And with a bit of reading back, my full name and address, postal code, town, school, relatives, age, and occupation
how
just by knowing your city? π€
that is one small ass city lmao

Point is I'm not doxxing myself
Moving on
I wrote a rap lyric earlier about shrek five
Can't find shrek five I think I've lost my e-rec-tion
Release date twenty-twenty is a mis-di-rec-tion
And I don't plan on
Ok boomer
I'll make you look at fishing memes if you call me a boomer one more time
Fisher boomer
dont you just hate it when your fish overflows?
Language pls
What the fuck guys
We gonna have no winners at this rate
All those extra gems
One person is gonna get 1600 gems
Instead of 5 people getting 2000
Dumbasses
Oh he edited it
The braindead 1 reaction team is at it again
He should get a reward for being both racist and stupid now
Well atleast Lava's plan worked maybe too much this time π
Smh
Good point
Let's get it past 300
Rn
C'mon guys only 300, don't you want the gems?
Smh
Guess there are a lot of Duel Links players here
(DL players tend to not read and die a lot)
Guess Imma vote
Let's get this to 500
And so you can take give gems to 694 players
I thought everyone got 5
Why does that picture look so fake
no
everyone fucking got cards?
Bob pin too
who didn't?
Aight my real pic is in the winner channel
ping if u dare
@lavaflame1.5
Let's discuss fishermen
seph and alien probably wont care
You mean those people who are always wet
Yes
Wet and slippery
Fuck yes
The current gem contest makes me question the universe
Vote to get it to 300
We need everyone to vote it up
If I can't win no one will
Cause the dumbasses voted it up this high already

HYPE
@golden ivy how did you get cards
You didn't win any contests
@vale flicker seperate comp for mods
And I was a mod at the time
Jk the pic is shopped
Is this a paywall? 
1th level supposed to be without gems, i guess
Cause it's really looks like paywall lol
I know, but still
A paywall would mean that u need to pay...
You can do it by free gems or buy yourself a pass
I mean there are lots of other things u need to grind for a while to unlock
This specific thing u can either gather gem for 1 day or donate 1$.....
You can get ~400 free gems per day
26 from hoops + ~25 from crypt
^
Doesn't sounds like 400
Ok, +40 from pachi and +20 from raids+asylum
45 from hoops, ~45 from crypt, ~150 from pachinko, ~10 from pachinko cards, 100 from asylum
maybe 10-15 from raids
Doesn't it cap at like 30
How the fuck gems cap works?
you get ~300 asylum keys per day
wait do you? i haven't played in a while
u run on bell 11 u getting about 5 gems per run
thats about 100
pachinko I run about 300-400 balls per day I think
300 per day? It's like 1 key per 5 minutes
1 key per 5 minute is 288 keys per day...............
you can easily get 12 key drops while doing asylum
lmao rekt #math
Wait
147 balls per day from collection, plus the balls that you get while doing pachinko and the balls u get from crypt
true but i don't think that makes up for the difference @strong ore
You said 300 keys per day. 1440/300=4.8
are you doing asylum bosses on bell 11 with 6* raid luck cards?
1440 / 5 = 288 keys... you can get 12 keys from asylum drops
so yeah ur doing about 300 keys per day
I usually got like 300-350 a day from everything except asylum
300 a day EXCEPT asylum... see... im not on fentanyl
@fleet ivy yes or no to avocado toast
Nah
blatant favoritism @golden ivy
Doesn't do it for me
Avocado is cool
if u go to a nice brunch place then avocado toast is great. if your throwing avocado on white bread then fuckdatshit
Because of guacamole sause
If it comes from an restaurant that knows how to properly make it sure
Otherwise
Fuck naw homie
avocado is the worst vegetable by far
^
I wonder how many keys I have now lol. I had 25k like a month ago
i would put literally any other on toast
Haven't logged into it since then
fiddlehead
Someone guess how many keys I'll have when I log into asylum
avocado is the worst vegetable by far
Aubergine is worse ||did i spelled it right?||
never heard of that
50k
and aubergine is great if u can cook em well
I've used a translate ok?
fuck off frenchie
I don't know how this thing calls in eng
its called an eggplant
My mom used to make us pick fiddle heads in the woods to sell at the flea market
And actually i'm Russian xd
Ostrich feather I think was the type
Only 44k
hexar, how you feel about poutine?
People would buy them and grill them with some onion and oil, they are delic
haha dudes
Burger King upsets my stomach
I'm missing half the cards still too, even more pathetic lol
your face upsets my stomach
Because I'm lazy
Aw
I had burger king in hawaii, it was awful
But in Korea BK is good
And I got the ones I wanted the second time
i love me too
Nah I got really lazy with raid cards. He fucked the drops I'm pretty sure so they're annoying as shit now
hexar, how you feel about poutine?
I'm not allowed to say something bad about that. Everybody could be a FSB agent
i don't know what i'm looking at but i want it
I see potatoes
fries, cheese and sauce
And beans
bleh not worth to farm right now
no beans
π©
I Γ±iterally savescummed a hyper egg for sent b
cheese curds though
cuz I want beastmaster already
elmenda, you dont have sent B?
yes
π© π© π© π© i've never wanted to try a new food than i do now
lol
Cheese? I already love this thing
i havent had over 100 tickets in so long
Poutine is amazing
so imagine if lowering ticket gain
And it goes well with everything
I decided I'm getting raid cards through 6* packs
Burger and poutine, hot dog and poutine, just poutine
they don't get given in when you get foil bosses right?
its gonna take u tons of 6* packs
I need that
and anyway I want to commit have all cards to 6* tho
will upgrade all normal cards to 6* before even starting to buy them, still have to get me a sent y
I don't give a shit for pride
there are so many more important damage boosts than that piece of shit
the pride potion
?
the one which gives dmg for every 5* but is bugged for 6*
oh okay
Hmm... Bugged or not supposed to work with?
Bugged I guess
wat?
I feel like the pride potion should need to be upgraded to get that far.
6* > 5* so
you do you bro
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous




