off-topic-chat

[distant siren]

its too warm

[frank moth]

i guess i am a loser

[distant siren]

literally every part of my body is cold but feet

[worldly lichen]

No socks when sleeping gang

[kind rover]

bro even at 100 degrees f / 40 c I'll wear socks

[distant siren]

looks like we're all losers

[kind rover]

The only time I'm not fully clothed is when I shower

[distant siren]

but... atleast we're losers together, right

[tardy crescent]

xd

[worldly lichen]

x)

[kind rover]

Fully clothed summers + no shorts + blankets when sleeping = God tier

Jeans for summers all the way

[frank moth]

yeah it doesnt look like im going to sleep

my fates beig decided.

[tardy crescent]

lel

[kind rover]

So's your mom

[frank moth]

ok

[worldly lichen]

Stop with mom thing Meteor xD

[tardy crescent]

I even was wearing a coat and a sweater at a 42º celsius place, got inside a car (roughly 50 degrees celsius or 120 F inside) and didn't even feel warm

[frank moth]

i was just going to accept the perma like a fucking loser

[distant siren]

i hate mom jokes

[kind rover]

Your mom feels warm

[frank moth]

thank god someone helped me out

[tardy crescent]

lel

[distant siren]

i hate jokes that offend people of your family

we all know that

[frank moth]

ok somy legs are cold

[distant siren]

some people are missing family members

[frank moth]

meteor what the shit?

[kind rover]

Your mom's cold

[distant siren]

you're a mod

you're not supposed to be offending random people

jesus christ

[kind rover]

Your mom's a mod

[distant siren]

now you've done it

[worldly lichen]

Yeah even if it's a joke that's not funny

[tardy crescent]

I even was wearing a coat and a sweater at a 42º celsius place, got inside a car (roughly 50 degrees celsius or 120 F inside) and didn't even feel warm
@kind rover what about that

[frank moth]

oh that would be bad meteor

mom being mod is a huge mistake

[tardy crescent]

lol

[kind rover]

Elmenda i can still make a mom joke there

[tardy crescent]

lel

[long glen]

fully clothed at 40c
Bruh. I'd melt at that temperature, even naked. 0-10c is my t-shirt weather.

[tardy crescent]

k

fully clothed 50c here chy

[worldly lichen]

I just have a t-shirt all the time xD

[distant siren]

meteor

[frail cedar]

I'm naked all the time

[distant siren]

i dont have a mother

[frank moth]

in winter its cold af
in summer its hot af

[distant siren]

you realise that right

[kind rover]

Your mom has a t-shirt all the time

[frail cedar]

Because I'm always hot

[frank moth]

im enduring both

[tardy crescent]

if you'd burn at even 40c imagine being me and being fully clothed at 50c

[kind rover]

Ash is 🔥

[frail cedar]

Hell yeah

[tardy crescent]

please fucking templock the channel

[kind rover]

Fully clothed master r-gets shot

[tardy crescent]

xd

Fully clothed master z bell 100 here

[frank moth]

so anyways, why?

[tardy crescent]

nah seriously, I could be in Sahara fully clothed

and I wouldn't even feel warm

[frail cedar]

What's that

Somebody feels

cold

[tardy crescent]

yee

[kind rover]

Elmenda are you like 80 years old

[frail cedar]

Let me fix that

[tardy crescent]

no

[kind rover]

Ash I'm cold hold me

[tardy crescent]

lol

[kind rover]

😏

[frail cedar]

Give body

I'll make a hoe melt

[tardy crescent]

!mute #off-topic-chat 1y

fuck it

[kind rover]

I'm a person not a tool

[frail cedar]

Oh sorry

*whore

[tardy crescent]

:^)

[kind rover]

Lmfao

[tardy crescent]

l m f a o

[outer spear]

“I said my sword was a tool of justice!”

[tardy crescent]

pls can y'all shut up? there are 5 year old kiddos watching us do shit

[kind rover]

Your mom's a tool of justice

[frail cedar]

Oh snap

[worldly lichen]

Dang

You really can't stop

[frail cedar]

That's what we call, in the industry

a sick burn

[kind rover]

Neither can your m-gets shot

[distant siren]

autism time

[tardy crescent]

s i c k

[distant siren]

kmu,ji iki,umkjmuikjuimkjumkiujmki

[outer spear]

A pro gamer move

[distant siren]

\jjjjmjmsadzxxjmaszdxjmzjmkaszdxjmasdjasjmasjmasdx

[frank moth]

stroke

[distant siren]

apple bottom jemas

[frank moth]

he had stroke

[frail cedar]

People be dying

[frank moth]

call 991

[distant siren]

9 9 1

[kind rover]

People die when they are killed

[frail cedar]

Seizing on keyboards smh

[long glen]

Don't worry elmenda, I'll ban you and no five year-olds will have to see this.

[tardy crescent]

PREPARING FOR BEING MORON
REDUCING IQ TO 0```

[worldly lichen]

15

[distant siren]

hmm, yes, this floor is made out of floor

[tardy crescent]

lol

[frail cedar]

This lava is floor

[tardy crescent]

the floor is diamond

[worldly lichen]

The floor is air

[sour socket]

What is going on

[distant siren]

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

[frank moth]

baba is you

[kind rover]

The floor is lava. Damage report

[distant siren]

baba is baba

[tardy crescent]

FREE GEMS YAY

[sour socket]

baba is you

[worldly lichen]

[frank moth]

cash is gems

[distant siren]

ok

[long glen]

Babs Is You And Defeat.

[frail cedar]

Roll for random damage table

[distant siren]

autism end

[frank moth]

profit

[sour socket]

baba is win

[tardy crescent]

every 60 seconds in europe 45 seconds pass

[distant siren]

elmenda: posts something

[tardy crescent]

30 for murica

[distant siren]

also elmenda:

[tardy crescent]

also mark: complains

[frail cedar]

i rolled a six! you've been hit by an oak table

[distant siren]

also me: uses "also X" format

[tardy crescent]

also also also also also: also

[kind rover]

Your mom uses x format

[frail cedar]

Also also also also

[worldly lichen]

¯(°_o)/¯

[distant siren]

also lasso

[tardy crescent]

preparing to load LOTS files

[worldly lichen]

LOTS/YIKES

[frail cedar]

Hey meteor

[tardy crescent]

the holy LOTS cannon

[distant siren]

i'm gonna format you into a fucking pile of blood if you don't stop making mom jokes

[kind rover]

Sup ash

[frail cedar]

You're full of bees

😘

[kind rover]

NOT THE BEES

[distant siren]

no

[tardy crescent]

I'll make him into a mercury pile don't worry xd

[frail cedar]

Wait

Omg

[tardy crescent]

I'm the professional 360 noscoper here

[distant siren]

sprinkle some acid in there

[frail cedar]

Meteor

[kind rover]

Yes

[frail cedar]

Did you just nick cage me

[tardy crescent]

don't worry, some botox will do

[kind rover]

Yes

[frail cedar]

Holy fuck

Marry me

[kind rover]

First thing I thought of

I love you lmao

[frail cedar]

This chat is now moist

[tardy crescent]

kills Meteor in the marriage day

[frail cedar]

What

Aw man

[kind rover]

Server getting REAL hot in here

[tardy crescent]

@near wharf?

[worldly lichen]

(ﾉ°_o)ﾉ⌒┫ ┻ ┣ ┳

[tardy crescent]

oh god wat

[frail cedar]

Pfff we don't need lava

We got

[tardy crescent]

pfff

[frail cedar]

Ash

[distant siren]

elmenda

[kind rover]

I'll kill death and come back just like in my idle Skilling anime

[distant siren]

what have you DONE

[tardy crescent]

frick

pc is so bad

[frail cedar]

Yes

[tardy crescent]

I didn't write the tag wtf

[worldly lichen]

ಠ_ಠ

[tardy crescent]

I only wrote Lavaflame2 with the @, not with the #number

wtf

[worldly lichen]

@elmenda452

[tardy crescent]

let's request discord admins to remove this shit

[long glen]

You got auto-completed. Get rekt.

[distant siren]

how did you do that

oh

@near wharf

F U C K

[tardy crescent]

@uncut crater (quit for now)

OH NO

[worldly lichen]

Lmaoo

[tardy crescent]

XD

[distant siren]

i didnt even autocomplete

[tardy crescent]

y'all complaining bout me but pinging lava

[distant siren]

how @worldly lichen

[worldly lichen]

@Mark

[tardy crescent]

@uncut crater

oh no xd

probably pinged an inactive

[distant siren]

LMAO

[kind rover]

<@tardy crescent>

[tardy crescent]

XD

[worldly lichen]

@Meteor

[tardy crescent]

#8144, ye surely an inactive

[long glen]

Don't worry, with a generic name like that they're probably a bot.

[tardy crescent]

dafoq

maybe lol

[kind rover]

@every0ne

[tardy crescent]

@everyone

doesn't work

[kind rover]

Oh shit

[worldly lichen]

@elmenda452452452452452

[tardy crescent]

xd

[kind rover]

Bad idea

Lmao

[long glen]

I said your name is generic and you're probably a bot. Are you hard of hearing?

[tardy crescent]

@worldly lichen ** **

oh no

[worldly lichen]

Lmao

[kind rover]

I see a navy seal copy pasta, I like

[tardy crescent]

** **@worldly lichen [¯_(ツ)_/¯]

xd

wtf's going on with this trash

[distant siren]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[worldly lichen]

Why delete that ? I didn't even read the whole thing

[distant siren]

you wanna read it all?

ok

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[tardy crescent]

lol wot

[compact horizon]

whats going on?

[distant siren]

copypasta

navy seal

[tardy crescent]

lol

[kind rover]

Enthusiast, did you get a ping?

[tardy crescent]

I would kill that guy in 0.069420 seconds

[kind rover]

Blame elmenda, they pinged everyone...

[compact horizon]

no, I just came here meteor

[frank moth]

lol

[tardy crescent]

lol wat 😂

[kind rover]

Oh ok. It's random chat atm.

[tardy crescent]

xd

[distant siren]

WAIT

[worldly lichen]

@elmendapingeveryone

[tardy crescent]

lel wat

[distant siren]

why does @ someone work

[worldly lichen]

Oh. No

[distant siren]

i just wanted to test

[worldly lichen]

@Mark

[distant siren]

discord you dumb fuck i thought you were kidding

[frank moth]

@someone

[worldly lichen]

@uncut crater4

[kind rover]

We have over 2600 people in this discord

[worldly lichen]

Ugh

It's not like 10k with the inactive ?

[kind rover]

Each with a burning passion to slap elmenda

[distant siren]

i wonder

what would happen if you @ someone 100 times at once

in a huge server

[worldly lichen]

It's more like 1000M with a burning passion to slap elmenda ?

[kind rover]

Online I should say

[worldly lichen]

@distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren @distant siren

[distant siren]

no

like

not SOMEONE

i mean @ someone

[worldly lichen]

Oh xD

[distant siren]

the random ping

im gonna test this in a server

[kind rover]

@YourMom

Oh she's right here 😏

[distant siren]

wait

it defaults to @ Kasani

[kind rover]

Weight

[distant siren]

im stupid

[worldly lichen]

No

[distant siren]

Yes

[worldly lichen]

It's just someone named someone

[kind rover]

Your mom's someone

[warm sphinx]

K

[worldly lichen]

Meteor you are a akwhgdbz

[kind rover]

Dbz me likes

[worldly lichen]

@someone

[distant siren]

dragon ball zoo

[kind rover]

Dragon ball pee pee. Virginia! Come to play with little boys in spandex again! No!... Yes.

[warm sphinx]

@kind rover your not hot but a Comet is hotter~ (shit joke)

[kind rover]

https://media.tenor.com/images/6135a066e0c880d0259243e006468371/tenor.gif

[frank moth]

wh

[warm sphinx]

wh

[distant siren]

wh

[golden ivy]

wh

[kind rover]

You are now aware of your own breathing

You are now aware that your toes are touching

You are now aware of your own heartbeat

You are now remembering that dark souls 3 used to have poise disabled

[warm sphinx]

You are now aware that your a homosapien

[kind rover]

Your

[warm sphinx]

Yes

[distant siren]

nothing worked

except the heart beat one

i am already aware

[warm sphinx]

I am aware that that mark was cbt

And that means

Nothing

[long glen]

Used to have? Pretty sure it was never disabled, they just changed it to only apply to hyper-armor or whatever it's called.

[kind rover]

I'm going to start a war, and revel in the chaos... Observe.

Medium rare meat is trash and has no flavor.
Well-done is the best way to cook meat, not to be confused with burning your food into charcoal.
If you go to a restaurant ask for medium-well since cooks will shit all over you and burn your food half the time if you ask for well-done, despite that clearly being different.

[long glen]

Imagine not wanting to eat charcoal.

[kind rover]

Yeah it applied to hyper armor but it was easy to break through most of that early on

Yo for real my dad likes his meat burnt. Fucking wacko

[livid lava]

imagine not eating rare steak

like

buy chicken or pork instead

[warm sphinx]

I haven't ate meat rare or medium rare or anything

[livid lava]

u know, we were cooking some good steaks, the first thing my friend did was WASH the meat and then he cooked it well done

[warm sphinx]

Has anyone ate donkey

[livid lava]

I was like

can I get my money back ?

[kind rover]

Wtf who the hell washes their steak

[livid lava]

I ate shark and kangaroo but not donkey

[kind rover]

Literally taking away flavor

[livid lava]

if u wash most of ur meat, ur brain will tell u wash every meat

and yes, it was horrific

[kind rover]

Oh and those dumbasses that use ketchup on steak. Like, can we just straight up remove them from society?

[warm sphinx]

Yes

[livid lava]

oh boi ketchup, store, cheap ketchup

if it was homemade, I would maybe said yes....

[kind rover]

A good steak doesn't need sauce imo

[livid lava]

yes, but there are some really good souces

[manic falcon]

who eats stake with sauce?

The chads

[distant siren]

s t a k e

[kind rover]

Open the package, sprinkle some tasty salt on it, cook.

[warm sphinx]

s t e a k

[livid lava]

meat without pepper is no good for me

[kind rover]

Stacy laughs at Chad's small hotdog when he whips out a bottle of ketchup

[livid lava]

and like pepper(herb) sauce is good with cheap steak

[warm sphinx]

no

maybe

[livid lava]

good wine sauce same

[kind rover]

Unpopular opinion? I think more foods need an assortment of peppers mixed in. Bell peppers, jalapeños, green peppers, etc

[warm sphinx]

what the fuck is wine sauce

[livid lava]

I ment pepper like the herb 😄

not the veggie

and yes.... peppers are hella umami

[kind rover]

Yeah but you reminded me

[livid lava]

ah

most of my friends does not even eat bell peppers, nor most of those peppers

[kind rover]

Veggies are underrated

[livid lava]

wine sause ? it is like stock sauce from the steak with wine

[kind rover]

Wish it didn't cost so much to get nicer, pre-made food

[warm sphinx]

never heard nor tasted it

[livid lava]

bell peppers are hella expensive here

[warm sphinx]

Bru

h

Bell peppers here are like 0.40

[livid lava]

3 dollars

for kg which is like 3 peppers maybe

and that is hella expensive for veggie

here

[warm sphinx]

Wow

Veggies here are like 40 cents

Each one

[livid lava]

and it is getting worse, because of bad soil and weather and stuff, potatoes, garlic, etc... it is nasty if it is not bio and it is expensive for the quality

1 kg of potatoes is like 1,3 dollars and the quality is sooo bad

[warm sphinx]

Oh god

[livid lava]

local czech garlic is 3x more expensive then the one we ship here

and onions are nasty too... but the price is ok I guess

[warm sphinx]

Even tho I live in a deserty contry with dry environment they're still good quality

My country did a dick act by increasing the doctor mask things since Corona is here
(4.50$ > 6.80$

Kve it still might be the people your buying from

[livid lava]

we are out of medical suply

we do not have masks, nor hand sanit.

etc..

and ppl are dumb

ah buying from, well idk, like from our big markets Albert or Lidl

[distant siren]

anyway its not the time now

[livid lava]

ok digglet

fck

[warm sphinx]

I wonder where they all went

The medical supplies

@livid lava so do you live in the Czech republic or Slovakia (i think they were 1 contry

Wait when did they sell the cards

[livid lava]

they were till 1993

I live in Czech Republic

[golden ivy]

people speaking in #_ pisses me off

i fix

[kind rover]

There's gotta be people not posting their packages yet. Only a few posted so far. I wanna see dem holo cards!

[foggy thorn]

@golden ivy you just did

and lava will delete the message when he sees it

[ashen orbit]

[tardy crescent]

h m m

[golden ivy]

well otherwise people are gonna talk there lol

[neon edge]

owo

[next warren]

:-]

[tough zealot]

I just entered the trekking area where the first yellow vessels are at the boss AHHHHH excite

B> triple gene pets already

ohei it's a lava. hi lava. long time no shi

[hollow forge]

cute cards

[distant siren]

lava

is dead

[livid lava]

can I get some even if I did no win ?

I like, dying and need them

[distant siren]

getting something mailed to my house would be a nightmare

yes.

[meager trout]

Woo first time purple dmg. ~~

[distant siren]

cool

#achievement-pics if you want

[livid lava]

same

[distant siren]

same

[kind rover]

Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement.

That is all.

Lava should totally add a balloon wolf emote

[vocal inlet]

GOT PLATYPUS now I just need occulon to quit being a bitch

[golden ivy]

Lmao good luck

[wispy dagger]

hmm

[lofty badger]

Anyone got any good game recommendations? Need something to pass the time until this update hits 😂

[golden ivy]

do you like gachas

[lofty badger]

Not really

[livid lava]

A Story About My Uncle, gone home, outer wild etc...

lots of story telling games are wonder

or like, go to sleep for x month and then wake up

[golden ivy]

ok kvetko

[livid lava]

like I am watching the new Castlevania series, and what is that cooking channel ?

first x minutes is about that snob making some high end dinner

[outer spear]

Outer worlds story is kinda meh

There isn’t any really interesting lore either

Nothing stood out to me about that game sadly, I really wanted to enjoy it

[minor fable]

A earthquake happened here 1 hour ago, bro its crazy

[strong ore]

big one?

[minor fable]

5.3 one

It was my first time

[strong ore]

were you hyped?

one time my monitor shook because of an earthquake, I was shook

[golden ivy]

Our city is still preparing for "the big one" that people keep saying is coming

[foggy thorn]

i have successfully tamed 8 dogs at once

[golden ivy]

you sick fuck

now there can't be one best boy

[foggy thorn]

ofc

[golden ivy]

now they have to fight for the death for the title

[foggy thorn]

they are all best boys

[golden ivy]

there can only be one

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

build a dog arena
it must be done

[foggy thorn]

no

bor

one of them fucking died

it suffocated

ok two of them i guess

i have 6 now

[golden ivy]

a well executed plot if you ask me

whichever dog just rose in rank did it

[livid lava]

what

[foggy thorn]

they just destroyed a skeleton

and now a spider

[livid lava]

oh minecraft

[golden ivy]

Ogres have layers

[foggy thorn]

omg

the sword attack is stupid

fuck i made a baby

3

[golden ivy]

Kuaka is a dad now

Gg

[foggy thorn]

ok now i have 11 dogs

[livid lava]

ya that how baby is made u fuck and then u swear and then baby is born

[foggy thorn]

13*

[livid lava]

and not ur fcked

[foggy thorn]

14*

holy hell why are there so many

[strong ore]

whats is mine craft?

[livid lava]

mein what

[foggy thorn]

its like fortnight

[golden ivy]

Fortnite

[livid lava]

u stupid

[foggy thorn]

no

im dumb

[strong ore]

what is forty nights?

[golden ivy]

14 nights

[unborn oar]

I sure do love when the hoops ball clips through the net

[livid lava]

40

dumb

[golden ivy]

14

[strong ore]

thats cuz ur bad KOS

[foggy thorn]

kos?

[livid lava]

teen vs ty

[strong ore]

king of sleuthes

[livid lava]

xx vs x0

dumb

[unborn oar]

pc hella buggy, I blame lava for being bad at hoops

[foggy thorn]

wait you didnt know ?

oh

i got a horse now

[golden ivy]

What game?

Mc?

[strong ore]

14 nights

[foggy thorn]

irl

[golden ivy]

Oh

Nice

[livid lava]

forty nights sounds more like 40 then 14

or I am too drunk, too sleepy ehm, for thinking

[strong ore]

do u know Ninja?

he invented the floss dance

[livid lava]

ninja

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[livid lava]

fck

[golden ivy]

He is straight

[strong ore]

dont be homophobic

[livid lava]

yes

[golden ivy]

You can say gay if he is openly gay tho

[livid lava]

I got muted by sjw and lgbt guys here

[strong ore]

be hydrophobic

[golden ivy]

^

Be homogeneous

[livid lava]

I still use sugargay

that is made up thing

[golden ivy]

This message has been removed due to bray feeling insecure

[pearl oak]

...

Wow bray

[livid lava]

what

[pearl oak]

Best, come back, ever

[strong ore]

good job bray

[foggy thorn]

lol

[golden ivy]

What?

[pearl oak]

Like...

[golden ivy]

I didn't say anything

[strong ore]

thats why we proud of you, kept ur trap shut

[pearl oak]

You couldn't have come up with anything better 😂😂

I'm not proud

I'm more terrified

[foggy thorn]

i recounted

[livid lava]

yes

[foggy thorn]

i have 16 dogs

[golden ivy]

Gg

[pearl oak]

Brays comebacks are as good as his baking

[livid lava]

do not breed them u bloody

[strong ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_w4iKar_8

[foggy thorn]

19

i am breeding them

[golden ivy]

Ok well I'm going to leave now

Bubye

[foggy thorn]

and you cant stop me

[golden ivy]

🥑

🥑 🥑

🍞

[livid lava]

fck 1 am in the morning

[golden ivy]

Avacados

[livid lava]

it was like 10

[foggy thorn]

its 6pm

[pearl oak]

And bread?

[strong ore]

9 AM here

[pearl oak]

It's almost 6pm here

[foggy thorn]

i had avocado toast this morning

it was so good

[livid lava]

ugh worldwide server

[strong ore]

1AM = europinos

[livid lava]

ur rich kuaka

[foggy thorn]

pine trees?

i am?

[pearl oak]

Kinda

[foggy thorn]

why

[pearl oak]

Avocado toast is expensive

[livid lava]

yes 1am = Übermensch

[strong ore]

do u know BTS?

[livid lava]

avocado is expensive as fck

[pearl oak]

Burn the stage

[foggy thorn]

behind the scene?

[livid lava]

ur breakfast is my drink time with movie

u rich dude

[foggy thorn]

dang

[strong ore]

I like avocado and bread smoothie

[golden ivy]

I just deleted 8 apps I don't use

I am proud

[foggy thorn]

i must be super rich

[golden ivy]

Spring cleaning yay

[livid lava]

I love avocado on anything

[foggy thorn]

bc i eat avocadoes daily

[strong ore]

small avocado is 3$ each here

[livid lava]

but like, when there are sales only

[strong ore]

fuck

[pearl oak]

Holy hell

[golden ivy]

Avocado is a good source of healthy fat

[strong ore]

daily?

[foggy thorn]

yea

[livid lava]

non ripe avocado here is like 2 dollar somewhat around that

daily

wtf

are u like super rich

[foggy thorn]

bro

[strong ore]

1 avocado per day = 1000$ a year

[foggy thorn]

you dont have a farm?

[livid lava]

= my beer addiction

yes

same

[foggy thorn]

lol

[pearl oak]

Dude. Even here, avos be like $1.50

[strong ore]

1.50?

[livid lava]

similar here yes

[foggy thorn]

idk where my mom gets them from but she always gets like 2 or 3

[golden ivy]

Having a quick metabolism means I need to have about 117 avocadoes per day to gain weight

[strong ore]

i eat kimchi everyday

[livid lava]

u can buy ripe small ones for big price or unripe bigger one for around 1.5 when it is on sale, it is like 0.95 dollars

[strong ore]

u can put it in the ground and eat in winter

[golden ivy]

I always buy the ripe ones because I eat em quick

[livid lava]

kimchi huh... it is hard to even find the right ingrediences for that

[foggy thorn]

there are currently 3 avocadoes laying around

you want one?

[livid lava]

we wanted to make big batch with friends, but there are not the things for that

what

no we do not have farm

[golden ivy]

I have ichiban instant noodles to eat

[livid lava]

like, I need to make farm

[strong ore]

what are you missing?

[livid lava]

well even in our "vietnam town" there is not everything or when it is, it is super expensive

[strong ore]

cabbage + pepper powder + fermented mini shrimps

[livid lava]

well.. that is maybe the poor version or so

[golden ivy]

3rd ingredient

[strong ore]

lots of salt

[livid lava]

or not ?

[strong ore]

necessary

but u can replace with other things

[golden ivy]

I can never find the third

[livid lava]

mini shrimps, I think one korean small shop has that

that pepper powder should be in the vietnam town

oh yes, well maybe, now I need some big jars or stuff

mini shrimps are super expensive haha

[strong ore]

should come in a jar

[livid lava]

I mean those fermented really tine ones

[foggy thorn]

dogs

[golden ivy]

Good job kuak

We are proud

[livid lava]

yes this thing

[golden ivy]

My little blueberry baby

[livid lava]

one small korean shop has that

[foggy thorn]

horse

[strong ore]

how much?

[golden ivy]

Not even brown

Smh

[foggy thorn]

what? is white not a good color?

[golden ivy]

https://media.tenor.com/images/b8d9373e6bc0f123928e59f9d7a94ae0/tenor.gif

No I'm kidding white is best color

[foggy thorn]

taking that out of context

[golden ivy]

^ pls don't take that out of context

[strong ore]

racist too?

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[foggy thorn]

where should i build my house

[strong ore]

anyways, I get all my kimchi from my in-laws

[golden ivy]

Idk

[strong ore]

cuz white boys cant make kimchi

[livid lava]

idk, like I was at that shop once

haha

[golden ivy]

I was on a server with some bros and we built a house in the ocean

[foggy thorn]

over here

[livid lava]

but it will be expensive, well as many thing that are here just in specialized shops

[foggy thorn]

or over there

[strong ore]

I think we make 100 heads of cabbage every year or so

u catholic?

[livid lava]

czech republic
religion

[strong ore]

I meant kuaka, he made a cross

[livid lava]

oh

[strong ore]

are czech religious?

[livid lava]

not really

[golden ivy]

all my friends convinced me to get like a shit ton of fps games

[foggy thorn]

lol

[golden ivy]

help

[livid lava]

most of us are catholic if there are any

like 35%

[golden ivy]

most

35%

[livid lava]

but I would say like 50% are atheist

or they believe in something else

like really else

[strong ore]

do u get pissed off when people say Czechoslovakia?

[livid lava]

no

[golden ivy]

im Confucianist

[livid lava]

because I know that u should not be mad on dumb and uneducated ppl

[strong ore]

fuck off brayden, you're just confused

[livid lava]

[golden ivy]

are you mad about my religion

lmao what

[livid lava]

like, it hurt little bit deep down, that ppl thing that there is s till czechoslovakia, but no, I mostly just explain that there is no such thing, not really mad

[strong ore]

i met a czecho girl, called it Czechoslovakia

she looked like she had heard it 10000 times

[livid lava]

maybe because she did not really wanna explain the difference and those dates etc.. so it is better to say some murican guy or asian guy, hey yes, czechoslovakia

[strong ore]

do u like kozel or pilsner urquell better?

[livid lava]

kozel, pilsner is expensive and overrated

[foggy thorn]

oh I can make a reddit community

[livid lava]

I mean for the price

[golden ivy]

a question about Czech republic was what won me a trivia competition once

[strong ore]

same price here

[livid lava]

oh boy, I found that even korea sell kozel

oh

[strong ore]

yeah we have the blond and the dark one

[livid lava]

kozel is like 0,5 dollar and pilsner is 1,5

nice bray

[strong ore]

500 ml pilsner 1.5%, 500ml kozel 1.5$

[livid lava]

ugh

[strong ore]

1.5$

[livid lava]

I would always take the pilsner urquell

if there is no price difference

[strong ore]

yeah

[livid lava]

but I love kozel.. and I mostly drink Svijany

[strong ore]

i used to drink mainly PU

[livid lava]

Svijany is by most favorite one from those " EU beers"

[strong ore]

but korean beers getting good and cheap nowadays

[livid lava]

yes most ppl drink just PU I mean tourist and well even locals, but for that price... I could get 2 other brands

[strong ore]

if I see I try

[golden ivy]

did u guys hear about the twitch streamer who accidentally shot a gun on stream

[livid lava]

nah, ppl still say that korean beer is piss and it is not strong

but it is cheap

nowadays

[strong ore]

we have new beers

they sell microbrewery in convenience store now

[livid lava]

that is nice

[strong ore]

for not expensive

[livid lava]

but that will be expensive

oh

[strong ore]

I mean... beer is still cheaper in europe or US

but comparatively

[livid lava]

I would try some beer from korea... but here it is super expensive if u find any

[strong ore]

get Soju

[livid lava]

soju is expensive as fuck here too

and maybe 2 stores sell it

[strong ore]

1$ a bottle here

[livid lava]

in 300 ml bottles for 4 or 5 dollars

[strong ore]

mix with beer

is good

[livid lava]

oh ya I saw that they drink it with beer

I will try it sometimes

someday*

[strong ore]

dried fish sidedish is top

[golden ivy]

im kinda sad

[strong ore]

why?

[livid lava]

yes I had dried squid that was nasty haha

dried fish is super good and dried vietnam spici beef is top

so I was looking at the price of soju, well it is cca 7 or 8 dollars huh

that is super expensive for 350 ml.. with the 20% of alcohol... which is like nothing huh

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[hollow forge]

is that food for ants?

[frank moth]

its 7 am and its sunday

[hollow forge]

10pm and its saturday

[frank moth]

happy womens day

[hollow forge]

happy women's day

[frank moth]

i was constantly waking up and falling back to sleep

it was horrible.

[golden ivy]

i still have quite some hours until womens day

isnt it crazy that all women are born on one day

[wispy dagger]

every other day after and before that is man day

[gloomy shore]

Tomorrow night is the most evil night of the year in the US.

[frank moth]

oh its womens day

thats why my sleep was fucked up

WOMEN

[gloomy shore]

It makes grown men weep and mothers ignore their children

Daylight savings night is upon us soon.

[frank moth]

why is that a thing

[gloomy shore]

Something-something-energy-savings

[hollow forge]

our new president removed that '.'

[foggy thorn]

ok

building circles is way too hard

and phantoms arent easy to deal with

[golden ivy]

I just got a high score of 45 on basketball and I’m so annoyed cuz it GOD DAM GLITCHED 😭

[gloomy shore]

Congrats.

Embrace the glitches. They're lava's way of saying God hates you.

[ashen orbit]

LOL

so true tho

[golden ivy]

Maybe it's God's way of telling us that lava hates us

[ashen orbit]

^

that

preach Bray, preach

[golden ivy]

or maybe we just justify our lack of hoop skill to an existence of a fake god

Turns out it’s coded like that on purpose

[foggy thorn]

its a feature not a bug

[golden ivy]

Idle Skilling, sponsored by Bethesda

That’s the announcement isnt it XD

[strong ore]

the announcement is the announcement itself

lavafire2 playing with your fragile little mind

[golden ivy]

Lavafire?

[vernal flame]

Lavafire2 is Lavaflame2's rebellious teenage son

:^)

and it was all a prank made by Lavafire2

[warped shell]

Aye how do i unlock farming

[shadow saffron]

question

[foggy thorn]

#_

[shadow saffron]

Is there an estimated time to when the ascension thing will be fixed for pc?

[foggy thorn]

nope

@warped shell reach mountains

[shadow saffron]

aw

[golden ivy]

Estimate time - ♾

[loud oak]

1 week after the last person to ask

everytime someone asks lava resets the clock

said clock is on the wall right next to the 40k squats return clock

[pearl oak]

BTW, this was amazing. Risotto Arborio Rice, Carrots Vichy and Braised Chx thigh with a reduced sauce

[golden ivy]

oops

im fucking stupid

[vernal flame]

HMMMM

[golden ivy]

we have always known matpat is pewdiepie

[vernal flame]

I should've known better

[golden ivy]

yes

I used to be the biggest fan of game theory ever

at one point i had seen every vid on all three of his yt channels

[frank moth]

yes

[golden ivy]

good job

now do it on this server and beat kuaka

[foggy thorn]

good luck

[frank moth]

well if i havent been banned i wouldnt, but i got banned, so i can

[golden ivy]

i got my mc account banned on hypixel lmao

like 20 minutes ago

[frank moth]

why

[golden ivy]

i am mega sad

[foggy thorn]

how

[golden ivy]

i had a script running to spam "fuck you james" for my friends server and clicked on hypixel instead

well not really a script

[frank moth]

lol

[golden ivy]

its a feature in the client i use

so yeah

fuck

[frank moth]

i shipped two people and got banned

[golden ivy]

LOL

[frank moth]

just like that.

[golden ivy]

who did u ship

[frank moth]

unfortunately an adult and a minor

[golden ivy]

oh oof

[frank moth]

which i didnt know

[golden ivy]

thats rough

wait someone vaped belle delphines bath water

tf

[frank moth]

jackbox used to get me in trouble
still does!

[golden ivy]

why didnt i know about this

[wispy dagger]

when it comes to online stuff, stay away from relationships if you dont know the peopless

[golden ivy]

i ship jodoc and kuaka

[frank moth]

but what if one of them is minor

youre fucked kid

[golden ivy]

kuaka is

fuck me

[frank moth]

lol

[golden ivy]

jodoc age pls

whats ur age

actually dont answer

do not

[wispy dagger]

explicit content

[frank moth]

i got a bit desperate in quiplash and uh

[golden ivy]

my ps3 doesnt work anymore so im getting black ops 2 for my pc

[frank moth]

yeah

[golden ivy]

i cant wait to relive old memories

[tame sparrow]

Shaved my own hair in to a mohawk live on stream tonight

[foggy thorn]

what

what

[golden ivy]

did u wear a gas mask?

[wispy dagger]

pic or it didnt happen

[golden ivy]

like during it

[foggy thorn]

why didn't I know of this

[golden ivy]

^

same

did u stream it to ur tentacle emporium

[tame sparrow]

Because I don't advertise my friends' streams in unrelated discords. I'm not a monster lol.
I will post a pic tho

[frank moth]

i advertise my experience

its awful

[golden ivy]

YES

post pic

i need this

[tame sparrow]

I will I just need to crop it first

[wispy dagger]

gets sent big forehead pic

[frank moth]

crops mohawk

[golden ivy]

"just need to crop out the dead body in front of me, one sec"

[foggy thorn]

@ me when pic is posted

[frank moth]

youve chosen death

[foggy thorn]

no I haven't

[wispy dagger]

kuaka he posted it

[foggy thorn]

thanks

[wispy dagger]

you look like chicken little

[golden ivy]

i should join the youtube partner program

i qualify

[foggy thorn]

lol @wispy dagger

[frank moth]

you know i have more questions about your face

no

the eyes

[wispy dagger]

lol

[golden ivy]

ngl i expected someone completely different

[frank moth]

you never get the expectation when it comes to faces

[wispy dagger]

are you gonna keep that style vad? it kinda looks good for you

[golden ivy]

ooh i got a new sweater

[wispy dagger]

the best time to wear a striped sweater

[golden ivy]

its red and blue and white

[frank moth]

RUSSIA

[golden ivy]

oh noes

[wispy dagger]

france

[golden ivy]

Dominican republic

[frank moth]

i need to become green

oh i reached oblivion

gotta update

[golden ivy]

nepal

czech republic

Algeria

[frank moth]

done

[golden ivy]

Chile

and jamaica

all the flags i know that have those colors ^

[frank moth]

usa?

[golden ivy]

not a real place

[wispy dagger]

flag emojis tho

[golden ivy]

i didnt look at those, these are from memory

[frank moth]

🇭🇲

well now im stuck in the unofficial places of the game

since the official server decided death for me

the council has decided

[golden ivy]

how long do you think it would take to unpack a file from 8gb to 50gb

[frank moth]

uhhhh

69 seconds?

[golden ivy]

funni

maymay

[frank moth]

23

[golden ivy]

probably like 5 hours but idk

[frank moth]

wait what

[golden ivy]

limited at 2gb of ddr4 probably

idk

tho

[frank moth]

time to play idle skilling

[golden ivy]

have fun!

[frank moth]

instead of chatting in discord like a loser

[wispy dagger]

goodluck

loser

[golden ivy]

oh

well i felt that one personally

[frank moth]

my mentality after the ban was never the same

[golden ivy]

what ban?

[frank moth]

ship

[golden ivy]

oh yeah

forgot

[frank moth]

meanwhile there were cocks said in the game

[golden ivy]

ok so can i pitch an idea to you eldar

[frank moth]

yeah

[golden ivy]

alright so picture an elevator

and the bottom is a like hotplate that you can turn on and off

the bottom on the outside of the elevator*

and its on a block of ice

and you turn on the hotplate to melt the ice under it and slowly descend

[frank moth]

didnt i hear this

[golden ivy]

ice elevator

good idea

yes

wait you did?

damn

[frank moth]

lol

i feel like the hotplate could fucking melt me inside so

[frank moth]

lol

[golden ivy]

ugh i forgot one

oh nvm i didnt

[wispy dagger]

you guys doing okay?

[golden ivy]

No, my city just declared corona virus outbreak

[wispy dagger]

oof

[golden ivy]

Yeah

I found out from @vale flicker

Wouldn't have known otherwise

[vale flicker]

Ya

[golden ivy]

We live pretty close to eachother

[vale flicker]

Kekw

[wispy dagger]

you gonna hide in your house and never come out?

[golden ivy]

Yes

[vale flicker]

Lol

You'll be fine

[wispy dagger]

get one of those full body nuclear waste suits with a gas mask

[golden ivy]

6 new cases popped up in an boomer house

oofem

[vale flicker]

Only one healthy guy in central Vancouver died from Corona virus

[golden ivy]

Still

Its not bad if we get ot

But other people's immune systems aren't as good

[vale flicker]

Can't verify the legitimacy of his age but I believe he was 20-40

[golden ivy]

My cousin with aids dipped from the country

[vale flicker]

My immune system is garbage

Completely

I have a good chance of dying

But eh

Live a little

[golden ivy]

It popped up in Toronto and his doctor told him to just fucking leave

[vale flicker]

Man might already have it

Spread

[golden ivy]

My friend is sick at home right now

[vale flicker]

I'm sick as shit but not coughing so it's probably not CoV

[golden ivy]

We were all joking about corona and he texted me "bro I think I might have corona virus lmao"

Haven't talked to him since

[vale flicker]

We all bound to get it eventually

[golden ivy]

Yeah but it's not much worse than the flu