#off-topic-chat
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nice
helium is cheap here
ok ppl bash the birds of Preay and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn but I kinda liked it
a kid died at my school for putting his mouth up to a tank of helium and cranking it
well that is the point
Hey, I saw something on the wiki about going to the buy gems page and finding links to some social pages you could go to to earn gems, has that been removed?
In the gem screen it should appear somewhere near the top
could be currently hidden due to a pack being present
Probably, this is what I currently see
yeah
Weird though since I've been playing for a while, not sure why a starter pack offer is still there lol
the timer is a bit broken
time does not matter... what matter is what u buy, so like, if u buy the first one, there will be second one for the whole time till u buy the second one
and then third one(last one I think)
let me drink coke in a glass with a positve and negtive power termanals in them
for the card give away was it sleves or actual cards
you egg?
Kuaka stabs Knives.
night
day
night broskee
I'm not getting that shirt.
you make me big sad
It's called showing good taste, Bray. If you like it, others can't.
If you win the drawing, I will.
ugh ok
Just enter multiple times by hitting the reaction button again and again. That's how that works, right?
hoi tyr
Hey Knives.
Makes sense to me.
Can't you just buy the whole card shirt like everyone else?
Why you just want sleeves? Your cards gonna get cold.
I removed my name from the pizza drawing. :p
if i win i want it shipped to my PO box, i dont trust you with the adress
Snow doesn't want pizza? D: And to think I tried to seduce you away from your husband, or whatever I said I was doing. Guess I'll need to seduce your husband now instead. I bet he appreciates pizza.
tyr its been 10 hours
I... Didn't want people to hate me more for winning a pizza
its time
Snow, if people hate you for being a winner, that's because they're losers.
Vad wants a hairy man as a husband?
im not new here i just never check here
We can braid our hair together
holy shit that quote is good
I still got half an hour-ish. But I'll probably do it sooner.
Whateva. Take him. Not like he likes me either.
Well, if vad is seducing Snow's husband, I'll take Snow.
You can fuckin have her, man
Lmao
I fed them toes.
i love you too
Hey, Snow's mine as per the latest state of this oddly specific agreement.
Snow, would you be moving in immediately as my second wife, or would you want to date first? I have this policy about always having W-1 girlfriends, where W is the number of wives I currently have, so I need to know if I need a second wife to take you on, or if I should start dating.
Cute background.
You're whalecome.
yes tyer
i need a whole sum wifu
same
@fading nymph
pm her
she can help you
if you want to know the song i am lesting to it is railroad song by lynyrd skynyrd
you need friends
Bray, stop trying to set up Snow with all of your fr- acquaintances.
Yeah, might be, but I'm leaving forever in roughly the next hour, so that's on you.
I say words a lot.
sameziez
I'm leaving the server in about an hour.
why
yeah rip tyr
can i have ur mod when u leave
(and pizza)
tyr can i be your friend
Lots of reasons.
It's all in the backlog somewhere.
Anyways no, only if you win it from me in a contest to the death, and probably not.
ok
well
if i kill you do i win
can i be your friend tyr
followup: wherwe do u live
okie
I don't know you. But if you draw some fanart for me I like people then.
im not an artist
I'm not much of one either, but that's life.
so dose chiptune count as techno
Pretty much all of my friends and family are artists, so the bar is set pretty high there.
He's still prepping the main course hmm
pimp dio
Wonder how much kids food are in there.
tyer can i get pizza for fanart
also if i leave randomly im eating dinner so goodbye if I miss u
@ LavaFlame2#0739 why u so slow
The kids are easy to cook...smh
I need my tender meaty goodness
god you are making my mouth water
OH YEAH
you make me want to eat a candy
isnt dio that
no
i was pretty sure vocalist had died D: mb
road rollaru
plifsterator
but i like iron madien better
plifsterator is a great band
english please
como você está
什麼?
que?
你可以殺我麼?
Lol
I don't
speak it
RUSSIAN TO SPACE
i will translate
eating orange
he said "comrade pass vodka"
xD
you guys want some actual Russian
i do know little russian
你是一個很笨的人。
i know more but i dont wanna use keybord
:)
wait what
Nice
He's using gboard
No
To translate
Wrong
Hmmmmm
Stop using the people in the basement to translate again...smh @golden ivy
I see
ㄞㄞㄞㄢㄋ i have this copied what the fuck
I like french fries
same
Je ne sais rien pas.
Baguette
me too
Spaghet
Lmao t
WHO TOUCHA MA SPAGHET
Well I'll be back.... In a few days. Maybe.
Love you, Snow. Platonically speaking until we figure out this arrangement.
Também não sei de nada
He's gonna hide em corpses...duh
Have fun and such.
Cya soon tyr 😉
Moi ? Non. Je ne sais rien pas ! Je suis le roi des dauphins !
rei golfinho?
i need to take a shower
Man, looks like I gotta pick a second winner instead.
B-b-b-b-bakaaa
pizza me daddy
So...slice you to 8 pieces? @tame sparrow
yes
Preferably unequal huh
why 8
Noooo they pieces must be of equal size
i cut my toast in to 8 cylindrical pices
Better be careful
I might eat you from the inside out
@golden ivy why you tryna be my friend
DECLINED DOI
I do it, because I'm a loser and proud.
To some Hotdog stall
I know. I've drawn twice now.
I'm trying to give away this pizza, but no one seems to want it.
give me
Maybe they'll want that instead
He asked for a donut but all I had for him was my hole
ANYONE WANTS DONUTS?
Memeing belongs in #519106547692077067 .
and jojo memes belong in the fucking trash
JoJo just is a meme. The show is so ridiculous, you don't even have to do anything to it. Just show a clip, any clip. Instant content.
why do memes like "repost if you" exist
Same reason chain letters exist.
"repost if you"
includes a random ass fucking gif
no the thing is
its JUST REPOST IF YOU
Repost if you
LOL
But kk
Oh I was using that to imply that your meme was shite
Man, if this doesn't work I might have to leave without giving away any pizza.
the first two guys live in brazil
no
static is offline
Bruhzil
lol
Nothing I can do about them not taking that into account.
surprised static isn't here
Why don't you pick someone who's listed online you goober
Leave the pizza on the floor and commence a battle royale
To eliminate all Fortnite players
The first person was listed as online when I picked them.
(TL note: keikaku means plan)
I find online status indicators are only good 1/3 of the time.
TN* keikaku means plan
@hushed gull you
Ah
go tell your brother
I deserve the pizza more than Funny does
to get his pizza
What pizza
static won a pizza
read that
LOL
no
He took the pizza...aaaaaa
Imagine being FunnyLucky and thinking you deserve anything other than no-pizza
Guess imma stick with tender child meat
guys @native gate is bullying me
he's had a stoke
Funny, go do literally your only job and clean the stupid comments out of #best-suggestions-✅
bye
be safe
not
Wonder what Lava is doing
hi safe I'm kuaka
Hi I'm safe and back, I'm daddy
Don't worry I took care of it for you
Bruh
I actually owed in taxes this year. Made too much money.
oof
suffering from success
I don't want to hear about your rich people problems
Together, my wife and make just enough to get into the next tax bracket, where we pay more than if we'd earned that much less, basically.
Thaaaats not how taxes work
Not how they're supposed to work.
When you move up to a new bracket you only pay higher rate on the portion that is actually in the next bracket
Depending on how it's earned, as I understand it.
And we earned ours the wrong way, it seems.
Eye yam.
I'm beginning to see why you teach english and not math or economics
I don't do my own taxes. I didn't learn them, so it's out of my current knowledge range. My wife does understand them, so she does them.
Ironically, I'm actually much better at math than she is.
I reckon she might be hiding some money from you
But I don't like taxes, so I don't do them.
Eh, if she is then that's on her. -shrugs-
The current tax system is bunk, that's what I know. They have all your information. They get all your information. You're expected to submit it again and if you get it wrong it's your ass, and they purposefully make it a cluster if you aren't dead simple.
I once earned like, $40 from selling my books on Amazon, and the number of forms I had to go through to report that was nonsense, ONLY to figure out that I didn't actually need to because it was below a certain threshold for "hobby earnings."
no more pizza??
Pizza was rewarded
:)
I am very excited
Oh I didn't win
And, with that pizza awarded and done, I take my leave. For the final time, it's been something being here, and I wish you all the best (except for Funny, to whom I wish THE VERY BEST... LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!). Again, feel free to randomly add me anytime and message me sweet nothings or at least semi-funny memes.
Have an awesome one, and try to stay classy, everyone.
Peace.
I'm just trying to fix a ISDone.dll error I keep getting
Bye tyr 😔
@frigid coral bye tyr!!! Thank you!!!
Bye tyr!
I hate you tyr for wishing for Funny
:)
oh wow
Nice
you don't just put them away?
Just throw them away...ez
good idea
Silverfish kuaka
We do when they're dry
Attract the nasty creatures...and cook them...
dog
Philly steak
Dogpizza
Dog 2 small 2 eat
True
Just a snack.
RIP Tyr. May he find a server with a more responsive owner.
Salute
He should be referenced in the next update
I realy like the way peoples voice sound over voice calls
fuck you themes
Yeah fuck themes
yeah fuck autocorrect
Yeah fuck
duck
Yeah...fuck the duck
HMMM
no u dont
it was a nice and very talkative guy, but hes gone not so long ago
so now we re joking about it
yes
PoG...he finished the kids and is making announcement
aaaand he deleted it
PEPELUL
Well
NEW-CON-TENT
Soooooooooo...like a long time huh
Yes
Android only confirmed?
Time to make it bigger by taking kids into the afterlife
I love the announcements about the announcement
Afterlife deletes your saves
And the bonuses dont do anything
New Game +/-
Imagine getting more pets
More construction
More CRAFTS
Potions
Etc
Botany
KEKW
New location
Hmmm
Bet afterlife is the next place
After Oblivion
Basically, we start killing holy creatures
:)
So we know who isnt a complete SCRUB
hey everyone its me flame2lava
LUL
You did it first

did you poo in the loo?
That's a pretty strange question
Hmm
what is an oucement?
about $3.50
fucking british fuckheads messing with bloody units again?
With whom ;)
You're pretty bad at the sleeping thing
its times like this
where i really rely on the ultimate truth that
eventually
whether or not this announcement thing is well received wont matter what with that whole heat death of the universe and all that
I've got a bet going that you're working on a pixel art hentai game
i honestly dont even know what im doing
in terms of not talking
probably should just not make posts so late
this reminds me of my mastery crybaby posts lol
Lava just tell us... is it a futa pixel art hentai game or a yuri pixel art hentai game
Pls I'm trying to win some money
i am make idle skill 2 hen tie addition
stfu funny you're dumb and your face is dumb
My cat says hello
PS/2 to USB adapter, imagine not buying a motherboard with PS/2 built in
90's squad
lol i would kill myself before i just make idle skilling 2
if i wanted to make idle skilling 2 id just have copied other idle games to begin with instead 😉
True
Lel, cubeworld. Some development, then radiosilence for years and then some announcements and steam and a tiny bit of development and then back into radiosilence.
I'm still mad about Cube World
I bought it the first time from the website
And it turned out to be garbage
I bought it the first time from the website, then redeemed the steam key from the website when it came to steam.
Scammed
How about idle skilling 69
That's what I did, and the steam ver is NOT decent, its terrible
But fuck wollay.
The OG had potential and he squandered it
This version has potential in that he could fix it and make it actually fun to play
But he won't
Just kill me and send me off to the Afterlife
Because that's really what awaits us in the next update
Chances are that it's afterlife. Chances are that afterlife gets scrapped and we get something else.
Who knows 😛
Atm I basically play a bit every 36 hours.
Idle Afterlife 😳
Idle Skilling: Afterlife is a DOOM Eternal tie in game where you plant crops in hell and fight demons
You basically die every 14 hrs and stay in the afterlife for 6 hrs then come back to life
The update is that we all die IRL and end up in the afterlife in idle skilling.
New combat feature with its own mechanics, new crafting skill, new cards, new perk tree
Lava absorbs our souls and puts them in the game.
Lul
That's what I'm expecting
Lava add Glory Kills to Idle Skilling
Every time you talk about idle skilling, lava devours a kitten.
They're very nutritious
Anoucemt
And crunchy
Baby chicks are better
Its the bones that make em crunchy
Afterlife is ascension 3, requiring you to beat teehee 69 to unlock and costing infinity cash. It resets everything and you get no bonuses for doing it. The new meta becomes speedrunning the game to increase your afterlife counter so you can flex on everyone else.
lel, that would be terrible 😛
Sounds extreme. I can see lava stretching things out for sure but not with a full reset.
Your life resets but you get no bonuses for it.
you lose everything and the reward is death
It’s not impossible, he’d have to streamline everything though and supercharge it.
Imagine your body slowly disintegrating but you cannot die.
Because you killed death.
That was an SCP tale
It shows up in lots of works. I know one Spyro fanfic that had it as the backstory for one of the antagonists.
Yeah, it's been done so many times.
Training reset could be a thing otherwise all new trainers as a part of afterlife
Then new stages or maybe just starting again in grasslands with much harder enemies
Oh I got the kings ransom today

With the prize and the waterfall of ball it was about 2k gems.
The mastery completion was the most satisfying part
"I know one Spyro fanfic that had it as the backstory for one of the antagonists"
Why do you know any spyro fanfics
after seeing the cards: idle skilling merch when? 🤔 🤔 🤔
Bob costume
The necklaces 3D printed. Except for the babies on a chain
Because I read a lot of fanfic, vad.
Weird
A t-shirt with a "dead or deader" of Bluehero lmao
Little lava voodoo dolls
Mainly for pc and iOS users
i got pinnged ?
made in abysss is good manga
Well yeah it is
I'm super excited for the latest movie to get subbed
Also if you get pinged discord has a thing you can click on to see the message with the ping in it
The blobulytes
oh :/
You wanted real babies?
-- A short made for the Adult Swim show “Off The Air - Sound”-- watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/tpwe69g_7Sg
Directed// edited by Mike Diva [full credits below the fold]
Produced by Lord Danger
Music by Kill Dave & Mike Diva
Shot by Aaron Grasso
Alien 1: Evan Han...
Something like this @lavish umbra
It's really well made sound track
I cant get crusade xp
That's one way to get attention @golden ivy
Baby jokes are funny but that’s just weird
Controversy sells
hmm queso
they are also premature fetuses, order yours right now at your local antivaxx mom
Yeah but what’s the idea, like messing up not real babies
There’s no punchline just punching
The idea is art imo. That's all
a lad mixed kiddos sounds, added some smashing
and boom, art
@ashen orbit never seen any Karen at my place
doubt if i could find anti-wax mom as well
:/
Idk, I like art. Even aphex twin is entertaining, pretty twisted but kind of funny as well. The baby one feels like too much, maybe that’s just me.
do not underestimate the power of Karen's and antivaxx moms to appear blend into society, because at a moments notice, they can reveal their true nature and strike you with their essential oils and demands to call your manager
hmmm
i wonder for what Karen's would call boss at my place lol
since i work at museum, all we have is photos
tho those photos are nsfw sometimes
"your showing my little sensitive angel those grotesque photos of those sluts?? how dare you!! i demand to speak to your manager and have them burnt immediately!!!"
or would you like me to give you a worse example?
lul 😄
we had an exhibition
of 60 or 70 y old lady photographer who took photos of herself naked for her whole life
it was like one photo per 5 years or so
that would've been interesting exhibition with karens
Lmfaooo
that that would've been a sight to see, just Karen's shrieking and fucking loosing it
lol
but yea
it was good exhibition
then we had one where a guy bought a mask of Orc from LOTR
and did pictures wearing it with 16y old girl
(Her mom gave permission, and they were not nsfw)
just it looked.. weird
you want to see one fun lad ? @ashen orbit
ay
oy
Soooo, I work with scanners here at museum @ashen orbit , i see a lot of different pictures. My job is just to get digital images with help of scanners, and make them to look as alike as real ones
And this is one pic i've found once
This is real Mad lad
oh u like ur job?
yea
it is a kiddo at extremely young age
tho i have no information how old was he
yes @fossil stratus , yes i do
i d say 3
But yea
i encounter a lot of interesting pictures
and documents
like i have few pictures from i would say 1970 y wedding
males look quite ugly (most of them)
can u show one please
lemme see if i will be able to find it
ok
Some magnificent perms in there
just curious
which may be like photo album, book, document, regular picture, document, painting
oh ok
with correct settings
then i get tiff file in photoshop
edit it to adjust colors and crop shit i don't need
and then i send it away to wherever it needs to go
so it isnt "just scanning"
u ever use these things u know to do to do other stuff?
oh ok
i take photos, i could use photoshop for modification of em
but i'm not yet advanced in PS well enuf
like memes?
kk
oh
so what did u change on these pics
nothing, on these
ok
Is that macroscopic, that’s the word right?
as i said, i don't change stuff on pictures i take as hoby
Expensive camera
seemed like there was a focus
the part i use from work in my life, is if i need to preserve pictures or documents
like old pictures of my grandpa or grandma
etc
and @lavish umbra it's phone 😄
oh
i have photos of my grandparents too
i take care of them
even more of the ones of my grandfathers since they're dead...
but lets not talk about this
yes
yeap
touch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh ok
its fine then
cough cough If you want more pictures, fallow me on instagram
Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.
ok
ok
There's few good ones that i really like
I folow
Like diz
even worse
stupid wasp
so i got her out of my window
and took few photos of her
and no
wasps ain't stupid
only dumb wasps do that
btw i still have a hornet nest on my roof
yes
ikr
@foggy thorn ok :/
i won't speak about this with you anymore
as you have your point of view
and i do have mine
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Phones are getting pretty good, that would look insane with a macroscopic camera though. If you really like photography
you are speaking about DSLR camera, i assume @lavish umbra
they cost a liver
helo
Hi Nut
bye
bye
no you bye
no u
spam
bye
kuak ban spamr
ok
ye sure
!tempmute @golden ivy 1 thousand years, spam
You cannot mute someone already muted.
LOL
no
!unmute @golden ivy
!tempmute @golden ivy 1 thousand years, spam
gottem
this second it really long
Yes
Wait mute me for 1 sec too so its fair
perm mute
Stop it
Roblox is minecraft's autistic lil brother
exactly
im the autistic older brother of my sister btw
i have actual internal autism
Nice
Lol
Isn’t it just the new word for retarded as an insult. Most people probably don’t really know what it means.
A mental disorder caused by DNA error @fossil stratus
Am I able to get the hoops pet even if I haven’t ascended
yea
Was that a yeah to me lol
I mean you are the only person here
hoops are
stupid
seriously
ive seen people who are like
pet id 10 and have hoops pet
i have the entire codex except for the hoops pet
Practice
bruh
isnt that just me
yes you can practice
I practiced four like 2 days straight before I tried to go for the daily to get it
But I had more motivation lol. I was the first to get all 60 pets:p
The stupid 150 nest's level takes the longest imo
I don't think you can x an opinion lol
ok fine
I mean you can, but it looks dumb as shit lol
If you have 2b pets you should have gotten the basketball by now lol
well i havent
You must not be practicing
The pet itself isn't that great. And if you have 2b pet levels you can reach the end of trekking without the bonus for 60 pets
i just want beastmaster
Hell most of the people who reached the end did it without the 60 pet bonus
It only goes to 450 iirc
Lol I started a war
I had over 100b pet levels before the simplification in levels. And I still need the pet to this day
lol don't suck
Loooool
First 10 levels are the hardest
I wonder if lava is working on converting the game from flash to unity or something
It would be a big jump for him to get out of Stencyl but boy is it needed
Gooooooodmorning
Hoops suck
Ya they do
I got 35 this morning
1 good shot away from mr basketball
But naw, decided to brain fart and shoot the ball waaaay over the backboard
I've done this 3 times already
Lmfao
alright, that's good to know
oof
time to use another, less superior autoclicker
lol
i used to have 18k
but then i spent it on something
idk what
i also have 11k balls if that means anything
You should probably go to a doctor about that
huh
He can count the number of times he's been to Chernobyl on one hand!
Its 14 times.
@ashen orbit that's a lot of balls
hello 
Does discort offer a channel for talking to yourself?
User Settings -> Voice and Video -> Let's Check
I check it, thanks
you egg
stab
s
I got a bp coupon on a gorshank y once
it means "please stop raping me"
Wish they'd drop just cards for me
i was in a server in a game where it translated everything others said to whatever country you were in
it translated to german for me
sounds like hell
hmm queso
hoi
boi
hi
I feel bad for devs that feel the need to justify working on stuff all the time
More time and less bugs I'm still happy
hmmmmm
i really what the next updfate can be
i mean
we got like
everything
from basic rpg idling to micro management to "town" building
crafting/synthetising souls/farming
harvesting
ores/fishs/crops/plants
raising pets and upgrading skillers all over the game
what would be left ?
and like even if you find a new theme, we already have a shitload of progression systems

