off-topic-chat

[golden ivy]

I should add my pirated games to my dream library

Steam*

So I can keep track

[livid lava]

no

do not do that

[golden ivy]

No

I woll

Woll

[low anchor]

no really

[golden ivy]

No I am

You can't stop me

[livid lava]

ok, do it, get cucked by volvo

[low anchor]

iirc steam can detect it's a pirate

and fuck you up

[golden ivy]

Too late

[low anchor]

and this my friends

is how you fucking get your steam account banned

[golden ivy]

No u

But in all seriousness we need a service to keep track of playtime on non steam games

That would be nice

[low anchor]

we need just

more services to give hours

i wish the epic games launcher would be more specific

and that battle net would just give me my fucking hours in the first place

[frigid coral]

You know Fitbit? Well, get GameBit! The only fitness tracker that tracks hours played on your games. Any system, any game, just plug it in and watch your cholesterol soar!

[red cobalt]

fuckbit

[low anchor]

fuck bitches get money

[golden ivy]

That was the advice my sister gave me when I first entered highschool

[red cobalt]

No, it tracks the hours you are not having sex.

[livid lava]

why u wanna track it

[red cobalt]

Like fitbit but for incels.

[livid lava]

like u wanna be neet #1 ?

[low anchor]

i wonder how many hours it's been since like

august sometime

[golden ivy]

Oh thorp

Nice pfp

[low anchor]

thank you

[golden ivy]

Yes

[low anchor]

i changed it from my old one because this picture embodies me

[golden ivy]

I see

[low anchor]

oh yeah, what are you seeing a surgeon for?

[golden ivy]

Oh nothign

[low anchor]

h m m m

[golden ivy]

Some routine brain transplant stuff

Jk

[low anchor]

o w

o

you fukin bamboozler

[golden ivy]

Bamboozler

Lmao

Ugh time to go now

Bubye

[frail cedar]

So the staff is en masse today

[foggy thorn]

yep

but it's all fine

lava is prepping that announcement

[frail cedar]

Yay?

[frigid coral]

Yup. He's "prepping" and I'm leaving.

[frail cedar]

Like, yeeting from existence? Or just going offline atm

[frigid coral]

Like leaving the server.

[frail cedar]

Ah

"Just leaving the server"

Minor stuff

[frigid coral]

Basically, yeah.

[frail cedar]

Why you leaving tyrs?

You're like, integral to the system

[frigid coral]

Long conversation about it above with several long posts by me. tl;dr is that I don't like how this server, game, and developer's brain are being run.

[frail cedar]

I get that. I sorry mans..

Not exactly what i wanted to come back to, but,

So is life

[frail cedar]

Yeah I've always felt this entire server was a shitshow, but that's what i started accepting it as

No, that's not good, but, nobody has/had the power to change Jack

A few months back, i was just throwing some genuine assistance towards "unnamed server owner" and when he hit me with "i know how to run my business" i laughed my ass off and gave up

[foggy thorn]

I just gave up on the game, save got deleted

and this server is just

a shitshow

[frail cedar]

I know bröther

Is okays though, i don't regret meeting the large majority of you 😊

[foggy thorn]

I'm still waiting for my nitro :/

[frail cedar]

Kuaka dear, i live an hour from the bank XD I'm sorry

It's hard for me to get round

[frigid coral]

I regret nothing, but I'm also not into being in a server where I basically don't participate at this point and it's more of just a random social server masquerading as a game server. I'm already in too many of those.

[frail cedar]

Ye

I thrust my efforts into this server to improve something i enjoyed doing, got ignored for the better part of 6 months, and I'm just, oop

Y'know

Tired XD

[frigid coral]

I have no idea what that's like. Cannot relate. Username definitely not contradictory.

[frail cedar]

Well what's the ratio of people who are sick of IS to people who are over invested

Like

Surely SOME people will remain

[frigid coral]

Surely they will, I just won't be one of them.

[frail cedar]

Ick i don't like talking about people leaving 😅😅😅

I'm getting sad shakes

I'd like to say, as the superior flame and female of this server, sorry to all you folk who've felt how i have

[frigid coral]

Well, you can still message me anytime. It just won't be in this server, where you don't message me anyways. 😛

[frail cedar]

Like

Ye tyrs

I definitely will

[frigid coral]

And I will reply solely in memes, as I do with all people who message me privately.

[frail cedar]

That's understandable, no judgment

[tough zealot]

not sure if comforted or intimidated by that

the man's second language is meme

[frigid coral]

My first language is puns.

[tough zealot]

o shi

[frail cedar]

I missed ya tyrs

Well, i guess I'll take it upon myself to be the guiding light to any poor soul who accidentally happens upon this server

[frigid coral]

Whatever works for you, Ash.

[golden ivy]

Oh

It worksd

[golden ivy]

Ok I have wifi

Am at hospital

Making me anxious

[ashen orbit]

oh hey, Ash is back

so is Tyr

[golden ivy]

Yes

[ashen orbit]

where you guys been?

[golden ivy]

And yes

[frigid coral]

I'm only back to say I'm leaving the server.

[golden ivy]

They hooked up and moved to alaska

[ashen orbit]

mhm, i read

[frail cedar]

.😭

[golden ivy]

Yeah it's pretty sad

[ashen orbit]

whatever you do in life, i hope you stay safe and succeed man

best wishes

[golden ivy]

Well I seem to be losing internet here

It's quite poor

[foggy thorn]

tyr is a teacher teaching teachers

[golden ivy]

So if I stop talking that's why

[frail cedar]

Ye

[frigid coral]

I will. Believe it or not this server is a very small part of my total self-esteem. XD

[ashen orbit]

lel

[frail cedar]

Aw

[ashen orbit]

that i can very easily believe

[frigid coral]

But given that I only have a very small amount of self-esteem, it's basically all of it. D:

[frail cedar]

Aw

Shush

[golden ivy]

Wait can you guys see my messages?

[frail cedar]

Yes

[ashen orbit]

yes we can

[frigid coral]

Why wouldn't we be able to?

[ashen orbit]

cuz hes loosing his mind, i mean his wifi

[golden ivy]

Say 123 if u can

[ashen orbit]

321

123

yeet

[golden ivy]

Oh ok

[frail cedar]

132

[golden ivy]

Good

[ashen orbit]

lel

[frigid coral]

I not need no MAN telling ME what to do, but 123.

[ashen orbit]

Tyr youre an awesome person

much fun

[frail cedar]

Tyr

[ashen orbit]

lel

[golden ivy]

This place is real depressing

[frail cedar]

Would you like a woman to tell you what to do

[golden ivy]

I hate hospitals

[frail cedar]

XD

[foggy thorn]

uno dos tres

[frigid coral]

I would, yes.

[ashen orbit]

much depresso

[frigid coral]

Much preferred.

[frail cedar]

Welp

[ashen orbit]

i smell some femdom here

owo

[frail cedar]

I see a symbiotic relationship forming

[ashen orbit]

lel

bdsm gang lets goooo

[frail cedar]

Ah jeez

I see aza wasn't here in the early days

Back when i indulged my entire sex life XE

[frigid coral]

🎵 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down, show me how much you like me. 🎵

[foggy thorn]

glax has been here before you

[ashen orbit]

ive been here for a while

lel

lol Tyr yes

[frail cedar]

Imagine changing your name in discord, thus confusing anyone who didn't know it happened-_-

I'm not clairvoyant

[ashen orbit]

i dont know where you got that from, im guessing 50 shades, which was a shitty ass movie as i hear, but thats still amazing

lel

i mean, i only changed my nick

i remember your sex life on the server well Ash

[frigid coral]

It's old as time, as far as I know. I've just been quoting it for ages.

[ashen orbit]

ah i see

awesome

im stealing it lol

[frigid coral]

Please do. Spread it far and wide, as with all my vast and infinite crazy wisdom.

[ashen orbit]

lel

well of course

but Tyr

since youre leaving

[golden ivy]

Ok full interne in general surgery

[ashen orbit]

does that mean

[golden ivy]

That's good

So now I can talk

[ashen orbit]

that im the senate?

[frail cedar]

Dismantle the pyramid

[distant siren]

hey

[golden ivy]

It smells of disinfectant

[ashen orbit]

yeets moon into pyramid

gday

[distant siren]

gnight

[golden ivy]

Oh hi mark

[ashen orbit]

ight noight

[distant siren]

🐧

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

There is a small child playing with toys

[ashen orbit]

[frigid coral]

I don't mind if you take over Senate duties when I'm gone, so long as you don't join any of my other servers.

[golden ivy]

It is wearing red pants

[ashen orbit]

[foggy thorn]

I'm the new senate

[ashen orbit]

that depends, what other servers are you in?

Kuaka no

i was the senate before you

[foggy thorn]

Glax yes

[golden ivy]

This small child has brown hair

[ashen orbit]

yes i am the senate

Kuaka youre not

[foggy thorn]

I have like 2% more power than you

[frigid coral]

Mostly a lot of ones no one knows about and wouldn't join anyways.

[ashen orbit]

what

if

theres a server

for teachers

who teach teachers

how to teach

and hes in it?

[golden ivy]

Spam much

[frigid coral]

Three private servers, three Monster Hunter servers, two writing servers, three TTRPG servers (Scion, L5R, and Anima: Beyond Fantasy), and then the Talespire Server.

[golden ivy]

In a couple of years I get to join a tentacle emporium

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

Could be more technically

[ashen orbit]

welp, now that i saved what servers youre in

[golden ivy]

Depends how vad defines an adult

[ashen orbit]

time to scout all of them and get into every single one of em

[frail cedar]

Obviously senate duties go to me

[frigid coral]

Whatever works for you. I'll be in them, though some I only monitor some of the less-used channels.

[frail cedar]

Nobody in this server is chaotic enough to handle it

Except for me, of course,

[golden ivy]

Ashley where have u been

[frail cedar]

Sticks, USA

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

I assumed you just like ate the wrong mushroom and fell into a deep and eternal sleep

[ashen orbit]

lerl

lel

[frail cedar]

Naw, I'm a weed gal, shrooms icky

Oml met

[kind rover]

Chat has been BORING and EMPTY without you

[frail cedar]

Aw we're having a big smash bros meet up before the server implodes

[golden ivy]

Lmao you are never here either meteor

[kind rover]

Bray I lurk most of the time

[ashen orbit]

lel

[frigid coral]

Because it's boring and empty, Bray.

[ashen orbit]

meteor

[kind rover]

Not much to say usually

[ashen orbit]

tell me your secets

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

^

So I'm in the waiting room

Deciding what toys to play with

[frigid coral]

GO FOR THE SLIDEY BLOCKS.

[golden ivy]

Like the rainbow Slidey thing

[frigid coral]

Yes.

[golden ivy]

With the wires

Ok ok

[frigid coral]

Best toy of all.

[golden ivy]

There is one here

[foggy thorn]

the only toy

[frigid coral]

There always is.

[golden ivy]

I would take a picture but I'm in a hospital and that would be weird

[frail cedar]

I forgot bray was little boy

[frigid coral]

All doctors' offices ordered them in 1470 B.C. and they've just been passing them down ever since.

[kind rover]

Ash, life heading in a better direction lately or same old same old?

[golden ivy]

I'm not a little boy I'm just anxious as hell and want a distraction

There's a fish tank

Maybe Nemo is in there

[frail cedar]

Well uh

I'm alive

[golden ivy]

"Turner's tug" it's a boat fish tank

[frail cedar]

That's a plus

[kind rover]

Ah I see

[ashen orbit]

just search porcc on google and youll be busy for a while

[golden ivy]

Anyone wanna meat me at Burnaby Children's Hospital

[ashen orbit]

or even better

scat

[frigid coral]

Glax, no.

[golden ivy]

You know those chairs they have at highschool

[frigid coral]

You have lost senate privileges.

[golden ivy]

They have smaller ones for little kids here

[ashen orbit]

lol

that was expected

but still

now that youre leaving

[foggy thorn]

I'm the senate

[ashen orbit]

i am the fucking senate

[golden ivy]

I am senate

[foggy thorn]

I said it first

so I win

[frigid coral]

Until I'm gone, I'm still the senate, and kuaka did say it first after Glax lost his rights to it.

[golden ivy]

Tyr can u come to where I am and play toys with me

[frail cedar]

I am the crimson maiden, and the only fire this server needs

[ashen orbit]

but i said it months ago

[frigid coral]

I can, Brayden.

[ashen orbit]

before hedid

[foggy thorn]

teha

but

you lost the rights

[golden ivy]

Aww thanks tyr

[ashen orbit]

then i shall be taking your head

[foggy thorn]

and then I said it

[golden ivy]

The place is depressing since our corona outbreak

[ashen orbit]

and making toilet paper out of it

[frail cedar]

It's treason then

screech sound

[ashen orbit]

actually no, im not gonna continue that thought

[foggy thorn]

so you have chosen death

[ashen orbit]

yes please daddy Kuaka

kill me

pls

[golden ivy]

Aww there is a dory

[frail cedar]

Hey hey

[golden ivy]

In the fish tank

Cuuute

[frail cedar]

Hold on a sec

[foggy thorn]

huh

what

[frail cedar]

I might have been dead

But daddy is STILL my thing

[golden ivy]

Holy FUCK

Big nemo

Omg

[ashen orbit]

lol

im not stealing your thing Ash

[golden ivy]

Its like 5 inches

Biggg nemo

Daddy nemo

[frail cedar]

;p

[golden ivy]

King nemo

[frail cedar]

I know glax

You can say daddy anyway

I can share

[golden ivy]

So what's new with u ashley

[frail cedar]

The problem is, nobody here is daddy

[golden ivy]

Anything cool

[frail cedar]

Ohhhh

Uh

Not really

[kind rover]

Ew ur a daddy type of WEIRDO

[golden ivy]

Will you be getting the new DOOM?

When it comes out

[frail cedar]

I've just been working and slowly dying

I will be

Aha

[golden ivy]

In 15 days

[kind rover]

Smoke more

[golden ivy]

Yes me too

I can't wait

[frail cedar]

Met i smoke every day 😅😅😅

[ashen orbit]

lel

big ood

[kind rover]

I have yet to smoke tbh >_>

[ashen orbit]

oof

smoking cig or what?

same Meteor

[kind rover]

No connections and I dunno where to look.

Weed

[frail cedar]

I use my mother

[kind rover]

I will never touch cigs

I don't even drink. Don't like it

[ashen orbit]

lel

[frail cedar]

Drinking is ikcy

[golden ivy]

In my school alot of smoking activities are done in the forest

[ashen orbit]

i wanna like

[golden ivy]

So I just go there

[ashen orbit]

ok, ive drank only 3 bottles of beer in my life

but like

i wanna grab a bottle of rum

and just down it

once a week

[frigid coral]

And this is where my straight-edge self ducks out of the chat for an hour or two til this dies down.

[golden ivy]

Yeah would not recommend

Drinking is bad

[kind rover]

Was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to do voice chat later on here but all "lololol no vc channel"

[frail cedar]

Still??

[golden ivy]

I think I'm next

I'm scared

[frail cedar]

For fucks sake, shaking my head

[kind rover]

Is reverse engineers needs a vc for the rare chance it gets used

[golden ivy]

Yeah

Reverse engineers is a shit name

[ashen orbit]

everyone agree to sacrefice Bray to the lava gods to get the vc back?

[foggy thorn]

yes

[kind rover]

We'll hear a bunch of 9 year old voices, my manly voice, and ash just crackling like a firepit

[golden ivy]

So many other cool techy puns you could have made

Relating to idle

[frail cedar]

Hhh

Yeah i crackle, what of it

[golden ivy]

Yeah sacrafice me

[ashen orbit]

lol

[kind rover]

Sacrifice bray to ash

[golden ivy]

Yeah

Please

[ashen orbit]

i mean, id say my voice is fairly develpőed

yes

[frail cedar]

Ight bray comes here, I'll hug ya, and you'll combust

[ashen orbit]

thats fantastic

[kind rover]

Virgin sacrifice must be made

[golden ivy]

Better than doing this surgery consulting right now

[ashen orbit]

lets fuel her fire even more

lel

[kind rover]

Fuel your mom oooohhhhh

[golden ivy]

I have the monsters inc theme song stuck in my head

[frail cedar]

You know whats crazy, normal I'd be like let's kill bray

But

Idk

[golden ivy]

Not making this easier

[frail cedar]

He okay

[golden ivy]

Fuck fuck fuck

No

I am not

[kind rover]

Bray has a green name. He's a loser

[ashen orbit]

oi

[golden ivy]

Oi

[ashen orbit]

i have a green name too

.-.

[frail cedar]

Aw

[ashen orbit]

am i a looser too then?

[kind rover]

Yeah but idk you, you could be cool

[ashen orbit]

.-.

yaay

thank

[kind rover]

Lol

[golden ivy]

Well

[foggy thorn]

pee color

[golden ivy]

I am big sad

But that's okay

[frail cedar]

That's a sleight demote

[golden ivy]

Speaking of demote

Can I have mod

[foggy thorn]

nope

[kind rover]

As a discord mod it is only right to give myself a higher role

[frail cedar]

XD

[kind rover]

I am now developer

[golden ivy]

Fair

[foggy thorn]

I am now developer too

[kind rover]

No screw off

[ashen orbit]

i am the color of the pee, i am the pee of colour

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

I really still want a new lvl 50 rank

[foggy thorn]

I will not screw off

[kind rover]

A new rank would be chill ngl

[golden ivy]

Yes

Maybe even 2

[foggy thorn]

we can make one

[golden ivy]

27 is teehee so like 39 and 50

[kind rover]

Idk

[foggy thorn]

no one's stopping us

and it's not like lava cares

[frail cedar]

Oof

Too real

[ashen orbit]

oof

[golden ivy]

If I stop chatting it means I am in my appointment

So bubye in advance

[frail cedar]

My first decree as new server flame, is make new roles

[kind rover]

I can't make new groups

[frail cedar]

We need them

[foggy thorn]

but what would be the name of the role

[frail cedar]

Hmmmmm

[kind rover]

At least not on mobile but whatevs

[foggy thorn]

I can make

[kind rover]

Well it has a pattern...

[foggy thorn]

on mobile

[golden ivy]

Idk what new rank

Like a good idle skilling thing

Like enemy

[kind rover]

What is better than a teehee...

[frail cedar]

We could use one of the asylum bosses as a rank

[ashen orbit]

Ash Ash, since you just became the new Lava of the server, meaning you became the new dev of the game, can you confirm to us that version 69.0.0 will be the sex dungeon update?

[golden ivy]

You could do gorshank I guess

[foggy thorn]

but that like wack

[golden ivy]

Not better tho

[foggy thorn]

v5 will have waifus

[frail cedar]

Yes, version 69.0 will feature bdsm

[golden ivy]

Idfk make two new ranks tho

[foggy thorn]

lava confirmed

[kind rover]

Man you reallllly love bdsm lol

[frail cedar]

Of course

[kind rover]

My balls are still intact

[frail cedar]

Oh dear

[golden ivy]

Cock and ball torture all the way

[frail cedar]

Then i suppose it's time

For

cock and ball torture

[golden ivy]

Me first

Pls

[frail cedar]

Nay

[ashen orbit]

cbt

[kind rover]

I've never seen the appeal of it tbh

[golden ivy]

Ok fine

[kind rover]

I'm a basic bitch

[golden ivy]

Kuaka first

[ashen orbit]

whos up for cnc?

for some*

[frail cedar]

Dvda gang

[golden ivy]

Cock rings amirite

[frail cedar]

Jean dick ring?

[livid lava]

cock ring

[ashen orbit]

Meteor is the servers basic white bitch confirmed

[foggy thorn]

this is what tyr means when he say that #off-topic-chat is just random shit

[golden ivy]

Cofe tho

Amirite

[ashen orbit]

cofefe

[frail cedar]

Yeah, server isn't utilized well

Now let's dismantle it

[fleet ivy]

@foggy thorn @golden ivy iirc it's not that he doesn't like steam, he said the program he uses makes it near impossible to port to steam

[distant siren]

cbt

[golden ivy]

Coconut cracker men?

[foggy thorn]

eh

[golden ivy]

Xylophone

[foggy thorn]

his fault for using stencyl

[frail cedar]

Yup

[golden ivy]

The program has a paid version for exporting to a desktop app

[ashen orbit]

oof

[golden ivy]

He has the paid version

[fleet ivy]

Don't worry though kuaka, he's prepping an announcement lol

[golden ivy]

Because he exports for iOS which requires paid version

[ashen orbit]

hes probably writing a novel at this point ngl

[golden ivy]

He hasn't started on the announcement

[frail cedar]

I was just about to make a not funny

[foggy thorn]

he's just working on a new game

[fleet ivy]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he's so far out of the loop that he thinks idle Skilling is good and he's announcing another game

[frail cedar]

XD

[ashen orbit]

lol

[golden ivy]

Making a new game with idle assets would be cool

Basically no aseprite work

Just coding

[fleet ivy]

My "don't worry, he's prepping an announcement" comment was sarcasm

[ashen orbit]

lel

[golden ivy]

I asked in chat "do you think lava would be ok with me using his assets" and he said no

So I am sad

[frail cedar]

Bray

[outer spear]

well, that is technically stealing

[frail cedar]

Bray

[golden ivy]

Yes

[frail cedar]

I'm gonna say an honest

[golden ivy]

If I leave I am on appointmemt

[frail cedar]

What the fuck is he going to do

[golden ivy]

Just for the info

Idfk

[frail cedar]

He can't afford lawyers XD

[golden ivy]

I was just saying a thing I'm bored

Fuck the doctors came out and told me to wait like a minute

[fleet ivy]

Luckily neither can Bray most likely lol.

[frail cedar]

True that

But the plaintiff needa good legal backing

So uhh

[golden ivy]

I can barely afford a fucking coffee in the morning

I'm going to law school to be a lawyer

[frail cedar]

Oh

So uh

Yeah i did a big brain

[golden ivy]

Good job

Another child is here

[frail cedar]

You could use IS assets for "educational use" and he couldn't do piss about it

No money = no lawsuit

[golden ivy]

That isn't true ashley

[frail cedar]

Oh?

[fleet ivy]

Judge: "What law did he break?"
Lava: uhh hold on its in my notes somewhere. Wait these are my idle Skilling bug notes I thought I threw out!
Judge: case dismissed

[frail cedar]

XD

[golden ivy]

I can't make a Mario Education and get away with ripping off Nintendo

[frail cedar]

Nintendo is not lava

Nintendo can actually sue

XD

[golden ivy]

Lava could too

[frail cedar]

X

X

X

[distant siren]

did i see

three X'es

[fleet ivy]

Nintendo WILL sue lol. They're pretty known for it

[golden ivy]

He once got mad at me for posting a photoshopped pic in chat of him saying something

[frail cedar]

Oh you mean

[golden ivy]

And for saying his real name

In chat

Which is on his iOS page

[ashen orbit]

"educational purposes"

how not to make a bad game 101

dont do what lava did

lel

[frigid coral]

Under Fair Use laws as they are, you could put Mario in your not-for-profit product and not sell it and you'd get sued. You would probably win, eventually, but you'd drown in legal fees over literally something you're making no money off of.

[frail cedar]

Wrong picture

[ashen orbit]

[frail cedar]

Oof XD

[distant siren]

lmao

[ashen orbit]

lel

[fleet ivy]

You mean his real name isn't "Lava Flame"?

[golden ivy]

No

Its Lava Flame Two

[distant siren]

Lava "Two" Flame

[frail cedar]

But fr, thamks for the input tyr

The main part of what i said stands, lava x bray can't do legal battle

[fleet ivy]

Tyr you can't leave. You'll never find out what the announcement was!

[golden ivy]

We could

Neither of us would do a good job representing ourselves

[frigid coral]

My luck, the announcement will be naming me as new server admin, and then my inbox will blow up even though I'm not here.

[golden ivy]

But still

[frail cedar]

Tyr for new server owner

[fleet ivy]

Tyr for bug fixing

[frigid coral]

But given that the odds of that are lower than my IQ when pretty girls are nearby, I'll take my chances.

[fleet ivy]

According to ads there are always local singles nearby

[golden ivy]

oh shit ash is here everyone hide

[frail cedar]

Wuh

Kind of late for that XD

[golden ivy]

well i just got here so i can only warn people now

[frail cedar]

I'm not being toxic

I promise

[fleet ivy]

Yet

[golden ivy]

no i mean everyone should hide cause none of us are cool enough to hang out with you

[fleet ivy]

!

[golden ivy]

Kapp

[frail cedar]

Adam

You shush

I can't text while flattered

[frigid coral]

Ash, you'll have to forgive Adam. He's only 12. He thinks all girls are too cool for him and he's right.

[frail cedar]

Stop inflating my ego

XD

[golden ivy]

@frigid coral actually factually correct

i don't talk to my mom anymore, she's more hip with the kids than me

[frail cedar]

Tbh even if I'm cooler than the entire server I'm STILL daunted by you guys

[golden ivy]

🤔 daunted how?

[frail cedar]

Idk, it just feels like I'm fighting a hivemind when i talk to yall

[golden ivy]

in what way?

how are we a hivemind and how are you fighting us?

[frail cedar]

I guess, the way the server becomes shit

[frigid coral]

We're all the same color, so Ash thinks we share the same brain.

[frail cedar]

Oop

[frigid coral]

She's not wrong, but it's what she thinks.

[golden ivy]

wow you're purplecist?

[frail cedar]

No

[golden ivy]

also what does "I guess, the way the server becomes shit" mean?

[frail cedar]

I'm conversation-go-poopy" cist

Fug

I hate texting XD

[golden ivy]

yeah typing on phone should be illegal with how fucking impossible it is

[ashen orbit]

lel

[foggy thorn]

it's not that hard

just get good

[viscid raptor]

The cyan square for the secrets do i have to clear every raid for it to appear in the bottom right? 💀

[foggy thorn]

no

#_

[frail cedar]

What the

How the

[foggy thorn]

who the

why the

[frail cedar]

Motion to stop the servers incoming traffic

We need to cleanse

[golden ivy]

depends on who we're cleansing

[frigid coral]

And I'll be the nurse giving the sponge bath.

[ashen orbit]

lets prune all the heretics

[frail cedar]

Actually

[golden ivy]

now i'm very interested @frigid coral

[ashen orbit]

[frigid coral]

Actually, no. I'm not good at nursing. I'm really bad with medical stuff in general, as it were, despite all my surgeries.

[golden ivy]

giving a sponge bath isn't quite 'medical stuff'

[distant siren]

he

[frigid coral]

It is if there are any wounds or it's a guy. Giving guys a sponge bath is always medical, cause otherwise it wouldn't be very heterosexual of me.

[golden ivy]

my game crashes like all the time is bruh

[foggy thorn]

have a backup

[golden ivy]

no its fine

[ashen orbit]

lel

[foggy thorn]

trust me

[golden ivy]

words said moments before

[foggy thorn]

you will lose your save

[golden ivy]

it saves but like it crashes all the time

[foggy thorn]

bro

just trust me

[fleet ivy]

I like this guys confidence

[golden ivy]

crash = save loss

[foggy thorn]

you don't want to see this the next time you open the game

[fleet ivy]

It's wrong, but I like it

[golden ivy]

no but it like forces me out

i have android ver

so does kuaka

[foggy thorn]

me too

and I lost the save

and the game didn't even crash

[fleet ivy]

If your game keeps crashing and you don't want to keep a backup. I don't want to see you in bugs next week whining about losing your save lol

Because you played yourself homie

[distant siren]

i wonder how games work around bonuses higher than 100%

[fleet ivy]

Usually you get +2 of whatever it gives

[frigid coral]

Depends on the game and the bonus and such.

[distant siren]

what if it's multiplicative?

as in

reduction

does the value become 0?

[frigid coral]

Again, depends on the game and such.

[golden ivy]

either half or 0

[fleet ivy]

Oh. Those are dumb. It takes like 9990% damage reduction to hit a 90% reduction for example

[frigid coral]

Or they cap at some arbitrary value, or whatever.

[distant siren]

well its good to know

[foggy thorn]

egg

[woven apex]

he stabs him

[foggy thorn]

thank you

[frigid coral]

Shakespeare at his finest.

[distant siren]

what you egg

anywya

good night

[foggy thorn]

night night

[frail cedar]

Hey you! ........ You uh, you're still here. Yeah sorry, i don't sell shit here anymore. The sales price of gems kind of blech, you know? Might i interest you in uh... minecoins? Or, uhhhhh..... robux? At this point, everything is stonks.

[foggy thorn]

can I get some v bucks

[golden ivy]

with that bulletproof sales tactic, i'll take your entire stock @frail cedar

[frail cedar]

Aw hell yes, 13500 vbucks and an entire stock of in game currency coming right up

I'm gonna buy a lambo, boyos

aggressively retires

[golden ivy]

Ok

My appointment is done

[foggy thorn]

give

give me the vbuck

[frail cedar]

I give the nitro, the suck and the vbuck

That'll be one tenth of a bitcoin

[golden ivy]

I'll take nitro

Always

[woven apex]

Just Google a v-bucks generator

[foggy thorn]

oh thanks for the idea

[golden ivy]

Same with robux

They always work

Ugh I just want to leave this place

[fleet ivy]

I don't recall anyone ever getting all those nitro's that were promised :p

[golden ivy]

Yeah lmao

how much is a tenth of a bitcoin?

if it's 5 bucks that's a good ass deal

1,200

Canadian

eh still pretty alright

[fleet ivy]

So like 5 American

[golden ivy]

yeah canadian money is like monopoly money right?

900$ american

[fleet ivy]

Canadian money is always sticky with maple

[frail cedar]

Guys

I had natural syrup for the first time

[golden ivy]

Hard to keep ur money when u die in a shooting twice a week

[frail cedar]

It was 123/10

[golden ivy]

Smh americans

what's natural syrup 🤔

[frail cedar]

From tree

[golden ivy]

Like from the tree

[frail cedar]

Yee

[golden ivy]

Yes

As a Canadian it is all I drink

We don't even have taps on our sinks

Just tapped trees

[fleet ivy]

Lol did you see that south park episode Bray?

[golden ivy]

No

But it was probably accurate

but isn't that all syrup?

No

[fleet ivy]

Lol go watch it, you'll laugh more at what you said

[golden ivy]

Syrup is flavoured and sugared and chemmed the fuck up

how do i know if i got the natural kind or chemmed up kind 🤔

it just says "light syrup"

Check ingredients

Fewer the better

[livid lava]

do you put syrup onto snow so it will be hard ?

or something like that I saw on the i n t e r n e t

[golden ivy]

sounds very not healthy

with who knows what being in the snow

[livid lava]

depend where u live

[golden ivy]

Yes

Syrup pops

[fleet ivy]

It's all natural, how can it be unhealthy!

[livid lava]

if u melt snow here it is just grey-brown garbage full of piss and stuff

[golden ivy]

yum

[woven apex]

That's yellow snow

[livid lava]

but like... we have not had snow last year and this year ? well still nothing

[golden ivy]

We have Canadian syrup pops

Made by the polar elves

[frail cedar]

Bray, i will give you asylum incase your country goes to shit, but you better bring that good shit

[golden ivy]

3 tons of syrup

non negotiable

[foggy thorn]

hmm

why only 3

[woven apex]

3 a day

[foggy thorn]

for a year

[frail cedar]

3 tonnes a day?

Fucking hell

[foggy thorn]

yes 3 tunnels a day

[golden ivy]

no weak ass american tonnes, metric tons

[woven apex]

Breakfast lunch and dinner

[golden ivy]

i eat syrup

[frail cedar]

Uh

[golden ivy]

i live in syrup

[frail cedar]

Wait

[woven apex]

Perfectly balanced

[golden ivy]

syrup is life

syrup is love

[woven apex]

Adam is syrup

[frail cedar]

Tonne = ton

What

"Weak american tonnes"

[golden ivy]

oh i thought tonne was an american ton

[frail cedar]

I meant metric you slip

😘

[golden ivy]

ah forgive me my syrup lord

[woven apex]

What's a slip

[golden ivy]

whatever it is i am

[frail cedar]

I just made that up

[frigid coral]

https://blog.harwardcommunications.com/2012/01/23/the-difference-between-ton-and-tonne/

[frail cedar]

I thought slip was good

[woven apex]

Figured it was something american

[frail cedar]

Nupe

Just said it on the fly

[golden ivy]

oh shit so i was wrong exactly @frigid coral

[woven apex]

Just anything Ashley says is "american"

[foggy thorn]

correct

[frail cedar]

Aha gross ton

[livid lava]

tonne

like wtf

[frail cedar]

Tis gross indeed

[livid lava]

why is murica so weird

[woven apex]

Tonne sounds French

[frail cedar]

Idk man

[livid lava]

yes or italian

[fleet ivy]

Bring 1 mile of maple

[golden ivy]

i'm betting french since america has a lot of french loan words

[fleet ivy]

Like French fry

[golden ivy]

yes dudes, exactly like that

[fleet ivy]

Lol

I thought it was funny at least

[woven apex]

I'm certain Mr. Stands for monsieur

So that's French too

[golden ivy]

nobody tell him

[woven apex]

What else could it possibly be? More Room?

Mating rights?

[golden ivy]

it stands for Mister Rogers

[golden ivy]

yeah that's what i said

[woven apex]

Fake news

All this misinformation nowadays smh my head

Did I miss the corona discussion btw?

[golden ivy]

i mean i assume there's been a few so

[livid lava]

it is corona time

[ashen orbit]

puts a crown on Kvet

no one will get this super meta joke but hungarians

[livid lava]

how can use such swear word, I am from Czech Republic, proud czech and Aryan, how can u say to me that I am hungarian

[frail cedar]

Psst

Kvet

One word

Hungary

[livid lava]

Slovakians are Hungarians

[frail cedar]

So I'd like a heresy check, mine has told me to put parmesan in my ramen, because it's delicious apparently

Thoughts?

[livid lava]

well what ever u like, but japanese ppl do not really eat cheese, so, no, that is just bad

[frail cedar]

True true

[golden ivy]

that doesn't mean they don't go together

i've never heard of cheese on ramen

but it could maybe work depending on the broth and stuff

[frail cedar]

To be fair, I'm doing it regardless. And yeah she said the broth becomes dank

Buuut

[livid lava]

when somebody tell u they made ramen, most of the times it is instant noodles

[frail cedar]

I was just curious if a ramen puritan would kill me

[livid lava]

or did he made some super duper 12h ramen ?

[golden ivy]

is kvet a ramen puritan?

[livid lava]

yes

[frail cedar]

😶

Uh oh

[livid lava]

I would add cheese to instant ramen

[frail cedar]

The ramen king has spoken

[livid lava]

but like, if ur making 8-15h broth, homemade noodles and ur trying to find all ingrediences, because, post communism country a nobody wanna sell that stuff here for good prices or even sell it in general, no I would not add cheese to that 😄

[frail cedar]

Noted

Real broth noodles, no cheese

[livid lava]

like heck I added fcking sausage to my instant ramen

[golden ivy]

post communism or pre communism

depending on how you look at it 👀

[livid lava]

well communistic political party had like 5% votes so... I am sure there will not be any new communism

[frigid coral]

The real trick is to save a bit of the instant noodles pre-cooked and then crush them to crumble on top. Adds a needed crunchy aspect.

[golden ivy]

once commie always commie

[frail cedar]

The deed has been done

[golden ivy]

let us know how far you throw up

[livid lava]

all my family that lived tru communis sad that it was bad, some thing were better, but most of the thing were bad, so idk so

[frail cedar]

Guys

Guys

Holy fuck

Holy actually fuck

[livid lava]

yes throw to that more msg

[frail cedar]

Idc if it's wrong

[livid lava]

and then anything u find in kitchen, even cream

[frail cedar]

It's delicious

[golden ivy]

give me a taste

[frail cedar]

giveth

[golden ivy]

eh, had better

it kind of melted my tongue because of how hot it was

[frail cedar]

Fuck

Sorry

[frigid coral]

No, don't be sorry.

He asked for it, literally.

[golden ivy]

if my tongue isn't disfigured by the end of a meal, it's a bad meal

[livid lava]

do u like, not wanting to taste anything or

I am trying to finally play some game or like, watch movie or stuff, and all I did for past 2 hours was watching tik tok

[golden ivy]

tik tok WeirdChamp

[frail cedar]

Welp

Adam is tongueless

[golden ivy]

a great loss for women all over the world

[kind rover]

Got my package!!!

[void spade]

:0

[ashen orbit]

lol

what?

Adam just go to India

your tongue will die in minutes

[golden ivy]

Ok

[kind rover]

Holy shit

Holographic teehee

[golden ivy]

Ok I'm back

[kind rover]

And a signednstrawby

[golden ivy]

Still no new role

Smh

Here is a chicken

Staring at a line

[ashen orbit]

wait what?

[golden ivy]

Oh fuck those are cool

[ashen orbit]

they look amazing

damm

[ashen orbit]

damm, nice

[kind rover]

The teehee is just absolutely amazing

[ashen orbit]

yeah, looks amazing

[golden ivy]

We owe lava a little more respect

Those are sexy

[kind rover]

Lol the signature got covered by light

[nocturne wedge]

How do you get the first flower for the new potions?

[golden ivy]

#_

[ashen orbit]

#_

fucking

I'm always slow

[ashen orbit]

btw you get it worth splunking

damm

looks sick

[nocturne wedge]

Thanks!

[kind rover]

Not only did I get a holographic card, it was a teehee. Definitely my favorite

[ashen orbit]

yeah lol, kinda sad i scuffed it and didn't win at all

[golden ivy]

rare Pog

[ashen orbit]

ok ngl, these cards actually raise the quality of the game

[golden ivy]

He should sell merch

[kind rover]

The package didn't have my name so I'm surprised that someone figured out it was mine and put it in my room.

[ashen orbit]

lol

[kind rover]

The written slip has lava's DNA on it

You know what that means...

Cloning time

[golden ivy]

Lava is a really good artist but because the games are on android you can't see them well because of how small they are

[kind rover]

This is the real prize

[ashen orbit]

probably figured you're the only who's nerd enough to get such cards

[kind rover]

None of the packages were pre-made per person. Just randomly made, then he started writing addresses

My only real shot at getting these was a skill based contest, so I'm glad he hosted the chicken odyssey

[midnight portal]

Prepping an announcement my ass

[tough zealot]

lul https://i.imgur.com/7XBSAWn.png

those cards are sick though

fangirling intensifies

[kind rover]

Yeah I'm so happy about these cards.

[livid lava]

so like, u got cards and even pin

are u mad

[kind rover]

The pin is also pretty cool how it has depth

But yo that holographic teehee omg 😩

[golden ivy]

Did it have a return address on it? Because then we could figure out where he lives

Before the DNA test comes back anyway

[kind rover]

Nope

[golden ivy]

Oh you guys don't know where he lives lol

He is lava, and he is flame

knowing lava, he probably wore gloves @golden ivy

Volcano

[kind rover]

Yellow slip, just as he showed, with postage on top and middle is

Resident
Street
Town
State, zip```

[golden ivy]

And it's California so it's always on fire

So he lives on a volcano in California

[kind rover]

Where resident is literally just "Resident"

[golden ivy]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8c930ffaeb6e887401d3a37bbd45ac67/tenor.gif

Ah shit

I wanted to go over to his house and make him some bacon because he deserves bacon

Lava is good boi

I am going to eat him if I find his adress

[livid lava]

ugh

I would frame this

on some A3 frame

A2 maybe

[kind rover]

Tiny little frames for these amazing cards

@near wharf these cards and pin are amazing. Thanks for the great work. P.S. Love your art style.

[golden ivy]

he dithers alot