off-topic-chat

[foggy thorn]

mangos too

[fossil stratus]

I have a power bank

[golden ivy]

Oh yes

[foggy thorn]

they are literally the best fruits

[golden ivy]

You slice the mango in half and eat it with a spoon

[fossil stratus]

And it s not an avocado

[golden ivy]

I like dragon fruit aswell

Similar to mango

[fossil stratus]

I love mango juice

[foggy thorn]

dragon fruit are nothing like mangos

[lavish umbra]

They’re just a fruit. A variety is the best thing you can have.

[fossil stratus]

I know

Already tried one

@lavish umbraur right, in the end its just sugary fruits or salty vegetables

That satured voice

Ugh

[lavish umbra]

There’s all this magic fruit and ancient seeds and grains stuff now. It’s good that people are being more healthy but you don’t need to pay in gold bullion for fruit or seeds it’s all good stuff.

[fossil stratus]

Yeah, i heard that in usa u can pay only 1$ for a happy meal but its 23$ for 2 cherries (im obviously exaggerating here)

[livid lava]

Can I have that 1 dollar happy meal ?

[foggy thorn]

no

[livid lava]

like I was always wondering how american folks can spend sooo much on fastfood, deepfry etc.... and well, the cost is same as in my country but they make 10x more

[foggy thorn]

mine

[golden ivy]

@strong ore any last words?

[void spade]

???

[foggy thorn]

"okay brayden is here, im out bye bye" - Khanate#7051

[golden ivy]

the name is illegal

instant ban

[fossil stratus]

Nuu khan

We spoke for 20 mins but i already feel close to u

[old tusk]

Is MEE3 broken?

[void spade]

yea

[distant siren]

mee12

[golden ivy]

mee66

[solemn estuary]

Hey

[tardy crescent]

mee420

[solemn estuary]

Mee69

[worldly lichen]

Mee59

[solemn estuary]

Meesa jaja binks

[tardy crescent]

MeeI'mANoobAndIKnowIt

[distant siren]

jaja?

[solemn estuary]

Is there a nest upgrade calculator

[distant siren]

no

[foggy thorn]

i think there was

[distant siren]

IS question

why does IS lag on my phone so bad?

ive seen a video with super fast tillers

[solemn estuary]

You have a bad phone

[wind lily]

I rebirthed but I don’t feel like I gained that much power...

[oblique carbon]

how many points?

I rebirthed and got a lot of boosts

biggest from premium crystals

[golden ivy]

who is nut

[foggy thorn]

idk

[golden ivy]

yeah me neither thats why im asking!

[foggy thorn]

#_

[golden ivy]

ok

[halcyon prawn]

Henlo everyone

[foggy thorn]

hello

[halcyon prawn]

After a long process of exchanging my thoughts in my brain, I have decided to join the server

[ashen orbit]

Nice

welcome

I'd suggest you leave this place because it's 95% cancer, 4% Portuguese and 1% actual help

[foggy thorn]

I'm like

all of that

[ashen orbit]

do you actually speed Portuguese tho?

[foggy thorn]

yes, i speed Portuguese

[ashen orbit]

oh nice, and Do you speak it?

[foggy thorn]

a bit

[ashen orbit]

wait actually?

[foggy thorn]

yes

[ashen orbit]

damm, nice lol

[golden ivy]

@halcyon prawn don't listen to @ashen orbit he's a big meanie head

[halcyon prawn]

I'm a doge. I can survive.

[ashen orbit]

if I'm a big meanie head then you're a big Brown poopoo sewer blockage

[halcyon prawn]

Ahhh, a giant, lovable family

[foggy thorn]

gotten

yeah

much love

[halcyon prawn]

such love

much family

[foggy thorn]

i hate history so much

it's so dumb

and it only gets harder

[golden ivy]

just like me

[ashen orbit]

lel

owo?

[halcyon prawn]

Hard time

uwu

[ashen orbit]

who's having a hard time rn?

[foggy thorn]

we know you are dumb adam

[ashen orbit]

Adam is da big gar

gae

actually no, he's the big gar

gargar

[golden ivy]

yes but more importantly i only get harder

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

call me caterpie

[foggy thorn]

more importantly, you are dumb

[golden ivy]

no wait

[ashen orbit]

Lmfao

[golden ivy]

what's the one that hardens

[ashen orbit]

kakuna?

[golden ivy]

that or metapod

[ashen orbit]

the weedle evo right?

yeah

[golden ivy]

i don't know dude i don't speak NERD

[ashen orbit]

kakuna or metapod

[foggy thorn]

ok

[ashen orbit]

ok boomer

[golden ivy]

Hiya

[ashen orbit]

ok booner

boomer

[golden ivy]

ok brayden

[ashen orbit]

lel

ok so for cash it goes:
normal, green, lava, blue, cool
and for damage it's:
normal, blue, purple, solar
right??

[golden ivy]

yeah but galactic not cool

[ashen orbit]

is it really galactic? huh

[foggy thorn]

dimensional

both of you are wrong

and there's no blue

[ashen orbit]

also there's one more tier for cash than damage? that's stupid

[foggy thorn]

it's gold, plasma, lava, dimensional

[golden ivy]

oh yeah dimensional fuck

revoke my mod pls

[foggy thorn]

for dmg it's normal, crystal, nova, and solar

ok

[ashen orbit]

oh alright, so
normal green lava cool
normal blue purple solar

lol huh

thank you

[foggy thorn]

yes

[ashen orbit]

so 1-25 26-50 51-75 76-100 +++

Nice

thanks

[foggy thorn]

huh

[ashen orbit]

I'm counting how many digits there are in each section btw

1 green has 26 digits for example

[nocturne oasis]

Is this too many?

[ashen orbit]

jesus fucking christ that's a lot of notifs

[solemn estuary]

Kuaka

[foggy thorn]

BenJee

[golden ivy]

Not enough

[fading nymph]

Burn it with fire.

[granite oyster]

holy shit!

[lament prairie]

grats

[vocal inlet]

Gzzzz

[golden bluff]

How many months did it take? XD

[ashen orbit]

Nice

[foggy thorn]

this feels weird

[worldly lichen]

You start another account ?

[foggy thorn]

nope

save got deleted

[worldly lichen]

Ugh

[foggy thorn]

lol

i have a back up

but why not start over

[worldly lichen]

Wow you are motivated xD

[foggy thorn]

i mean

it's not like I have anything to do

[worldly lichen]

Yeah it's basically waiting for construction

[foggy thorn]

yeah

and i'm not autoclicking for multiple days in a row just to get one upgrade

[worldly lichen]

But for the next updates you don't want to have your back up ?

[foggy thorn]

hm

[worldly lichen]

Like on the new account you will be stuck by other thing

[foggy thorn]

i mean I can just use the backup

[worldly lichen]

Yeah ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fading nymph]

Stick him in the butt?

[woven apex]

Omgggg

Hiiiii

Kuaka big fan

[fading nymph]

Lurker foo is spotted

[woven apex]

Owo, rip stealth

[fading nymph]

Last time you unstealthed you saw a nasty picture. So here's a new one.

[woven apex]

He's cute

What announcement is Lava prepping?

[tame sparrow]

Hey foo

[woven apex]

Hi

I bet Lava is pregnant

[fading nymph]

It's a mix between his new update and his college thesis

[tame sparrow]

His eggo is prego

[woven apex]

Bob is the father

[fading nymph]

Catbob.

[tame sparrow]

That's why they call him The Bobfather

[woven apex]

What's that tag Vad🤔

Or should I say, mr. Impaler

[fading nymph]

Vad the impaler

[tame sparrow]

Someone accused me of being overzealous and someone else called me "the impaler" so I changed it

[fading nymph]

Or as I call him Vad the impala

[woven apex]

Mine's better

[fading nymph]

Nah. You should go play the game goat stimulator. It's better then goat simulator

[woven apex]

Irl?

[fading nymph]

You lost your king status...

[woven apex]

FooKing sounds like the F-word

So I'm cool

[fading nymph]

At least you are not the sofa king.

[woven apex]

So many teehee's...

[fading nymph]

Too many people.

[woven apex]

Civilians are an asset

[fading nymph]

It's okay. I regularly get downgraded and reinstated as a teehee

[tame sparrow]

Its almost as if the number of people in the Teehee role will continue to increase as the server ages until a new, higher role is realized.

[woven apex]

You kill them, they're gone

[fading nymph]

Time to assassinate other teehees until I become highlander.

[tame sparrow]

There can be only one

[woven apex]

Nobody got the reference

I'm disappointed

[foggy thorn]

you are here

[tame sparrow]

Welcome to the thunderdome

[woven apex]

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it

[tame sparrow]

What are you referencing

[fading nymph]

Screw Bain and his team

[tame sparrow]

Oh

[fading nymph]

Payday. :p

[tame sparrow]

I tried to like Payday 2, I really did. Its just not something I can get in to for some reason

Probably because the stealth is totally ruined the moment you make a single mistake and there's no way to get it back

[fading nymph]

I like it better now then when it released but it's dumb.

[tame sparrow]

So going loud is often guaranteed on some game modes or maps.
And the meth shack is just the worst

[woven apex]

I dislike the stuff locked behind dlc's

[fading nymph]

Everything?

Lol

[woven apex]

There are entire heists locked behind a paywall

[fading nymph]

The whole game is paywalled it seems like

[tame sparrow]

Every once in a while all the DLC goes on super sale at once. I think I own all the DLC up to like, 2015? because of that. But nothing after because the game just isn't fun

for me, that is

[fading nymph]

I prefer left 4 dead.

[woven apex]

Ye, I think I bought ultimate edition but still

[tame sparrow]

ALSO why are these professionals always using cheap drills with no cooling system

[woven apex]

Are you trying to find logic in payday 2?

[tame sparrow]

"Oh no our cheapass drill is overheating again!"

"There's no way we could have solved this by doing practice runs and buying a better drill or adding a cooler"

[woven apex]

Major spoiler for the end of the story of Payday 2, don't click if you don't want to get spoiled ||Bain is literally believed to be reincarnated as the president of the united states||

[frozen holly]

The drill is a meme in Payday, you should know this if you're a veteran heister

[golden ivy]

Well Australia's pretty much fucked

why

At least it looks like it. If people actually follow the quarantine then probably not

corona virus has like less than 1% lethality rate

41 confirmed cases, two deaths so far

who cares

wait no

i sent that before

i mean like it's not a huge deal, not who cares about them dying

I mean it's unlikely I'm going to get it but

[tawdry seal]

Corona virus hasn’t killed anyone

[golden ivy]

That's bullshit actually

[tawdry seal]

It’s usually pneumonia or similar disease as a effect of weakened immune system

[golden ivy]

I'm going to believe the government when they say people have

And since they died from the effects of COVID-19 I'm gonna say they did

[tawdry seal]

Corona virus is just a strain of the flu we don’t have a vaccine for

[void spade]

coronavirus has killed people, but mostly just the elderly and people with weak immune systems

[golden ivy]

I mean it's better not to find out if you're gonna get lucky and die

[void spade]

but yeah I don't think it's gonna be some huge crisis that kills a shit ton of people, just people that would probably also die if they were to get any kind of disease like the Flu

[vocal inlet]

Lolol

As someone who works in a vaccine company

I'd take it seriously.

It's not "just flu"

[kind rover]

While you guys worry about the Corona lite virus, I'm gonna worry about the upcoming covid 2020

[void spade]

allow me to make a quick add-on to my comment

Disclaimer: I don't know shit bout shit

[kind rover]

It's brown

[golden ivy]

Australia's had a bad year so far

[void spade]

Disclaimer: I know some shit bout shit

[golden ivy]

And plus I'm only stating what I read I don't know shit

Sorry mate

[vocal inlet]

But yes Silvia is right it's a deep lung issue and it's pneumonia that kills you -- but that's as silly as saying AIDS doesn't kill you

[golden ivy]

The knowledge ain't gonna save you

[kind rover]

Yo fuck pneumonia. Had it years ago, that shit was so bad I went into zombie mode. Absolute hell.

[vocal inlet]

The truth is you probably won't die but you will know someone who did die from it, especially if "we" don't make a vaccine before fall

Which imo is unlikely, vaccines are harder to crank out and prove they work compared to antibiotics

Hence why they're currently throwing all things we've produced and seeing if anything is a panacea

[golden ivy]

old people should just stay indoors at all times at this point and we'd have very few deaths right?

[kind rover]

Send patients into Washington.

[vocal inlet]

Tbd but yeah I mean if I was old id be scared

[void spade]

unfortunate that this is all going down with Super Tuesday/Other primaries

[golden ivy]

wtf even is super tuesday

why does it have such a silly name

[void spade]

I read somewhere that Mike Pence shook a students hand that is currently quarantined now

[kind rover]

Most states voting for delegate allocation

[void spade]

Super Tuesday is just a day where a lot of states hold their primaries, which happens to be a Tuesday

[vocal inlet]

Yes he did lol

[kind rover]

Rip pence, hardly knew ya

[void spade]

hardly wanted to know ya

[kind rover]

Yup

[golden ivy]

glad to not know ya in the future

[kind rover]

Glad I know your mom OHHHHHH

[golden ivy]

weak

[frozen holly]

Well, that would make you the child of said mother as well. Perhaps you're brothers?

[golden ivy]

i'm confused

[kind rover]

I know her intimately.

[frigid crystal]

🇭 🇾 🇵 🇪

[kind rover]

Flag fail

[frigid crystal]

you saw nuffin'

[kind rover]

But yeah he's still working on it, but not 24/7

Ladies and gents do I have the highest juiced up? Level 39

[void spade]

Ask Alien @kind rover he's been occasionally posting his stupid long build times

he was at like 38 or so in #526150063542501386 the other day

[kind rover]

For builders I've got like 3 at 38, the rest at 37, since I can't get 5 star cash due to my bazillion bugs

I've got more red skulls than I can use as a result

[fading nymph]

Buy me lunch

[kind rover]

Nu

[fading nymph]

Dog got pulled over

[golden ivy]

Poor doggy

[tame sparrow]

Do the dog crime, do the dog time

[golden ivy]

Döggïë

[void spade]

well you can't just drive on the sidewalk

[golden ivy]

I have to do foods class now

Ugh

[void spade]

ugh

[fading nymph]

Bray... Don't make that cookie again

[golden ivy]

I will

[fading nymph]

It was horrible looking

[golden ivy]

#allcookiesarebeautiful

^

Don't shame her you bad

[fading nymph]

Bray. Show him the cookie.

[kind rover]

WOW

Seriously?

What the actual HELL

Guys keep this in the #550107059920699392 channel. You're making it difficult for REAL, ACTUAL PLAYERS to discuss IDLE SKILLING in the general chat.

[golden ivy]

Imagine spamming #off-topic-chat

I got a set of these boys

[fading nymph]

stabs meteor

[golden ivy]

Gj meat

The bass on this thing is make my desk viiiibrate

[kind rover]

I'm going to have to mute and report all of you to lava

[golden ivy]

ok

[foggy thorn]

same

[kind rover]

Lava gtf in here and back me up

[golden ivy]

everyone who has ever talked in #off-topic-chat is now permanently muted

[foggy thorn]

we asked for lava, not you adam

[fading nymph]

Lava has me locked in his basement. Send help.

[golden ivy]

Kinky

[kind rover]

If you go in the dictionary and look up ass kisser, you'll see a picture of Adam in the description

Snow I'd love to be in lava's basement right now. I know he'd treat me well

[golden ivy]

Snow show me a pic of lava

surely

[golden ivy]

:O

[foggy thorn]

egg

[fading nymph]

Kuaka is an egg

[kind rover]

Someone I know just passed ||the biggest fart peeeee uuuu dayum smelly ||

[void spade]

[fading nymph]

Not cool

[kind rover]

Coral

[void spade]

got em

[kind rover]

My condolences

[tame sparrow]

Its your baby

[winter patio]

huh

[kind rover]

Abortion it is

[void spade]

👀

[fading nymph]

Pro life

:v

[tame sparrow]

abortion it is

[winter patio]

just do c-section lmao

[fading nymph]

X section

Insta gibbed

[kind rover]

I'm a fan of giving this D section instead HEYOOO

[winter patio]

[fading nymph]

The chat is in hell right now

[void spade]

Whoever installed Meteor's lame joke plugin really needs to re-tune it

[fading nymph]

I retuned it to dad jokes

[void spade]

what are these from Meat

now that you've sent 2 my curiosity is piqued

[golden ivy]

Sorry watching a DOOM review by LGR

[kind rover]

You know the city of Baltimore, Maryland? You know why it's called Baltimore? Cuz ||nobody wants to live in a city called Baltiless||

[void spade]

that one sucked

[fading nymph]

It's an 🥑

[void spade]

like a lot

[kind rover]

I'm full of shitty jokes

I make dad jokes look good

[void spade]

also I fuck wit LGR, pretty solid content @golden ivy

[fading nymph]

You want fries with that suck?

[void spade]

😩

[fading nymph]

🤪

[golden ivy]

Imma cook me some breakfast, I won't burn down the kitchen this time

[tame sparrow]

good plan

[golden ivy]

And I won't pull a Bray

[fading nymph]

Time for nachos.

[golden ivy]

I was thinking bacon because we're outta corn chips

:(

[fading nymph]

Chicken fried nachos

[kind rover]

Careful, your mom might burn it down, cuz she's hot! Heyoooo

[fading nymph]

That was as bad as this haircut.

[kind rover]

Lookin good there snow

[golden ivy]

omg alright

I gotta eat first then imma binge these

[fading nymph]

Lmao

[kind rover]

Omg that's me!!!

Also u creepy

[fading nymph]

I stole meteors hand

[tame sparrow]

Destiny 2 would be a much better game if they let me fly the ship

Snow is the resident creep meteor

[fading nymph]

They let you rock back and forth

Jk

That was warframe

Vad is the resident stick in the mud.

[tame sparrow]

I have more fun in my pinky toe than most humans will experience in an entire lifetime

[fading nymph]

Is that before or after you take your anger out on us? :p

[kind rover]

Wow wtf snow ur evil

[tame sparrow]

I performed the correct action

[fading nymph]

I am. What of it?

[kind rover]

Well... Your mom!

[fading nymph]

Vad I am not even referring to that

[kind rover]

Thay

[fading nymph]

I'm talking about Catsans. Lmao

[chrome current]

Hey i think i need help with crusade, im lvl 160 and have not unlocked the 2 new guys to fight. Am i doing something wrong?

[kind rover]

Construction has them as an unlock

[chrome current]

Ohh thx

[kind rover]

No problem

[golden ivy]

Hey vad do you like my speakers

No

He hates them

He will stop at nothing to destroy them

Beware

[tame sparrow]

You're referring to Catsans? You don't even know what that was about

[fading nymph]

He sent you an image of what you said.

[tame sparrow]

Mainly because that person was DMing me

[fading nymph]

Because he like to so much.

So the answer is. Don't dm Vad.

[fading nymph]

Yeah. Everyone was commenting on that.

[pearl oak]

....

[tame sparrow]

The answer is, don't DM me stupid bullshit out of the blue with vaguely insulting gifs attached

[pearl oak]

The fuck

[fading nymph]

The iPhone emoji for choosing roles is for Android.

[tame sparrow]

And then get bent out of shape about me calling you out on it, and then deliberately misunderstand what I said

to accuse me of "cussing you out"

[fading nymph]

Still love you vad.

[tame sparrow]

I'm gonna be real here, I don't love you.

[fading nymph]

I know

It's one sided.

[tame sparrow]

BECAUSE of the way you complain about the shit I do constantly

[fading nymph]

Yep.

[pearl oak]

That's how women show love

[tame sparrow]

I have a wife, she doesn't do that, and she loves the hell out of me

[fading nymph]

That's how bitches show love. There's a difference. I know you all think it.

[pearl oak]

Lol. I tried...

But guess who loves you all the most???

[fading nymph]

Lava

[pearl oak]

No

Satan... Our Lord and savior

[fading nymph]

Ah. Hmm... I think he ignores me.

[golden ivy]

He sure ignores me

[fading nymph]

Dooooooooooom

[golden ivy]

I'm gonna buy it even though I know full well that I can't run it

[tame sparrow]

I mean

They've got it running on the Nintendo Switch

[fading nymph]

To be fair, they have crysis running on switch too.

Old meme. Lmao 🕵️

[tame sparrow]

You can run crysis on a processor with no graphics card now

[kind rover]

If crysis wars had servers put up I'd play the shit out of it

My peak fps was back then. My brain would snapshot towards an invis dude across Mesa and I'd gauss them without even trying. I was basically a human aimbot.

[golden ivy]

vad you see this already?

[tame sparrow]

Yeah I seent it

[golden ivy]

I got these cheap secondhand

couldn't be happier

[tame sparrow]

Good job

Any lines on a DOS machine?

[golden ivy]

Nope not yet :(

[tame sparrow]

Might be good to just spin up a VM or something for now

[golden ivy]

Yeah I'm ordering some cheapo parts for a new Minecraft/file server so I'll probably stick DOS on it too

Did someone say DOOM

[granite oyster]

Should I use a coupon for gorshank or demon?

[golden ivy]

Gorshank

[granite oyster]

Fuck wrong channel

Thank you though 😅

[golden ivy]

je m'ennuie

[granite oyster]

Quid lingua est?

[golden ivy]

Gallica

[granite oyster]

Ah ita

sorry I like to use Latin whenever I see an opportunity

[golden ivy]

Yeah latin is cool

[golden ivy]

Ok snow

Sometimes it's hard to understand how you could possibly be a real person

Some guy from my ISP is coming to help setup better wifi!

[fading nymph]

I'm not real.

[golden ivy]

Oh

Ok

🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 penguin party!

[fading nymph]

I was watching music videos. Went from Cranberries-Zombie to that Sledgehammer song to Genesis-Land of confusion. That music video is creepy.

[golden ivy]

Ok so I get better wifi soon

Wooo

And and and my stand is coming soon

And and and my mouse bungee

Woo

[fading nymph]

Better wifi but not better internet?

[golden ivy]

Did someone say STAND

Ora ora

I’ll let myself out

Well that's what I meannnnn snow

I'm just wording itn stupidily

[next warren]

just went on twitter

literally couldnt tell it was a parody from reading it

only bc it says parody in the account name

[granite oyster]

fuck I thought it was a real tweet because I didn't read what you said

[strong ore]

Looks like the real thing

[fading nymph]

It's his official parody account. He posts there first and if it does well he posts it to his real account

[strong ore]

is it true mike pence got corona?

hopefully the orange baffoon also gets it

[fading nymph]

One can hope.

[strong ore]

they are at a prime age to die from it

and I cant imagine trump is healthy

[fading nymph]

His diet of ketchup on overcooked steak.

Lmao jk

What he eats is listed somewhere online.

[strong ore]

overcooked steaks is what I hate the most about him

cherry on top of the pickle

[fading nymph]

Yeah. Why ask for it overcooked then smoother it in ketchup of all things.

He made cheap ass meatloaf basically

[strong ore]

meatloaf is good

overcooked steak is a crime

[fading nymph]

Depends on who makes it. :p

[golden ivy]

Ok Telus guy is here

[strong ore]

oh fuck, brayden is back

[fading nymph]

Telus.

[golden ivy]

Bullying bray is so 2019

[strong ore]

Telas?

isnt telus that canadian telecom company?

[fading nymph]

Telecommunications in Vancouver

Yep

He is getting better internet

[golden ivy]

^

Yes

[strong ore]

canadian telecom = overcooked steak with ketchup

[golden ivy]

Ok then

Was that supposed to be a joke?

[fading nymph]

American telecom = burnt steak and ketchup

[strong ore]

like what... 100$ for 100mb?

[golden ivy]

Idk the price

We have gb

[strong ore]

1gb connection speed?

[golden ivy]

Woah

This Telus guy is like 6'7

[strong ore]

canuckistan has gb internet speed now?

[fading nymph]

Make him clean your ceiling fans. 🛬

[strong ore]

oh yeah look at that

we just got 10 gig

cheapest internet is 2.5 gb speed

[fading nymph]

I have 25mbps...

[strong ore]

2.5 gb / 5.0 gb / 10 gb

[golden ivy]

We got our fibre optic from telus

1gb for 80$

[strong ore]

25 mpbs is less than a phone?

[golden ivy]

This man is a god damn giraffe

Its so weird seeing someone look down upon my father

Who is 6'4

[fading nymph]

5mbps is required to connect to Playstation network.

[foggy thorn]

egg

[fading nymph]

25mbps is what I use to game. -_-

[golden ivy]

Ok so Telus guy is getting a new motom and setting up 2 new boosters

Motom

Motum?

[fading nymph]

Modem

[golden ivy]

How to spell

Yes

[strong ore]

modem

[golden ivy]

Don't know why I blanked on that

[fading nymph]

You were just talking about it too

[strong ore]

whats ur ping on games?

[golden ivy]

22

Usually

On krunker

That's when I'm lucky

[strong ore]

on overwatch I get 2 to 6

[golden ivy]

Tbh I average 50-75

Its horrible

[strong ore]

I remember p;laying quake 2 with 450 ms

[golden ivy]

It once took 2 days to download 25 gb

[tough zealot]

wow, one of the research tanks gives ||damage per point of hoops highscore|| this game is truly evil

[golden ivy]

So new modem and some boosters and maybe a 5e ethernet for my room

[fading nymph]

Yes it is domirade

[strong ore]

Whats ur max domi?

5g cellphone?

[tough zealot]

my high score is 32 i think

[fading nymph]

My max is 7 baskets...

[strong ore]

7?

[fading nymph]

Yes... 7.

[strong ore]

how?

telus?

32 is fine btw

[golden ivy]

We are talking about basketball

[strong ore]

yeah

[fading nymph]

I suck at hoops

[strong ore]

honestly its easier after 10

[golden ivy]

you dare show your face again? after spitting on the grave of my ancestors? @strong ore

The Telus guy said he is putting a booster right by my pc

[strong ore]

Dont insult the orcs!

[golden ivy]

yes

wait what orcs

[fading nymph]

spits on Adams shoes there

[golden ivy]

Adam

Do you remember the first thing I pm'd you?

free shoe polish @fading nymph

[strong ore]

Sext

Brayden sexted you

[golden ivy]

no, why?

[fading nymph]

I remember bray sexting in chat as Obama.

[golden ivy]

sounds just like him

[strong ore]

muslims dont sext

[golden ivy]

October 25th 2019

Colorised

[fading nymph]

Urgh. That word.

[golden ivy]

aight, why bring that up now?

Idk

[fading nymph]

cause he's dying of an infected foot. Someone inserted it too far up his butt

[golden ivy]

oh bray you silly goose

[strong ore]

Is that true snowy?

poor fuckings bray

[golden ivy]

if you have to ask that, then it's not

[fading nymph]

😆

RIP bray. The telus guy mustve gotten him.

[golden ivy]

so i dont wanna lose my ap cus chanlange so how can i boost my damage without resetting

[fading nymph]

Potions and cards.

Crafting

Tinkering

[golden ivy]

oh and i need to boost how much ore i get

[livid nexus]

First crystal

[foggy thorn]

huh

[livid nexus]

Hm?

[strong ore]

wat?

[foggy thorn]

oh

you're green

[strong ore]

wow

wtf

im sick

[foggy thorn]

welcome to the cool kids club

[strong ore]

when is purple?

I think I deserve red, but I will settle for purple

[tame sparrow]

You have to be blue first

[golden ivy]

Back when I was jr mod I was always waiting for my chance to post in one of the restricted channels

Just because

And I missed my oppertunity

[tame sparrow]

Not true, you have 1 post in moderator chat

[golden ivy]

no not in mod chat

like in #best-suggestions-✅

or like #_

i get 13 ping now

wow

[solemn estuary]

I still haven't ate food 😐

[midnight portal]

I dont have any colors 😦

But I have 7* dmg though lol

[twin hound]

No colors...?

Tell me... What color is maelstrom to you?

[midnight portal]

No like my name lol

[twin hound]

Oh

Talk more

[midnight portal]

blah

[twin hound]

Eventually you'll become a bob

[midnight portal]

blah

blah

[twin hound]

You get a bit of rank exp every minute you talk

Oh hey

I'm now blue

[dapper sleet]

woot first 5 star card drop. and from grassland no less

[twin hound]

5* card drop?

Yellow card?

[dapper sleet]

ya

[twin hound]

I got my first from old friend, while trying to figure out why it wasn't dropping it's card

Only to find out it didn't have one

Early in the game

[dapper sleet]

i been getting 4 rarely. i have 160% card drop from cards and i think its 50% for rarer on ap perk

card drop from cards upgrades rareity chance too

but ya im not that upgrades so that shocked me to see one drop for once lol

was going to upgrade my other card drop one from purg today lol

i think the last is on moon right? or oblivien

[twin hound]

I've got 150% on my perk, 649% from cards, and I've been using the wrong crusader gear this entire time... 0% from that

[dapper sleet]

i dont have the one from crusade yet

[twin hound]

Had it on my mining gear

[dapper sleet]

what level is that one at?

lol

[twin hound]

77 for the hat, 84 for the amulet

[dapper sleet]

i feel like it does not apply the buff where the cards drop some times. like ill have a deck on in another screen then go to fight and see mainly 1 star

[twin hound]

And you'll need material from narcissus

You don't have a high enough % to get green cards more frequently than grey

[dapper sleet]

ill see some them when i get higher % if its buggy or not

[twin hound]

Second to last godly potion increases card effect

Which helps with getting better cards

[dapper sleet]

right

i need a rebirth to upgrade its starting level. i think im hetting close to the red ones if i do

[twin hound]

But yeah, from my experience, you'll need at least 500% to get rarer cards more frequently

Noticeably

[dapper sleet]

what zone was narcissus?

[twin hound]

99 crusade level

[dapper sleet]

oh lol ya thats going to be some time for it all. think my exp build up will hit lvl 80 soon

[twin hound]

I ignored my crusade stuff for a while

When I got back to it, I pretty much had enough stuff to jump straight to 90+ tinkering

[dapper sleet]

not that slow if you have the attack power though

i got 70s boss card some how for the exp too now

that and the purg one will be pretty good

[tough zealot]

Now that I have a couple more booster chance mastery upgrades, I should try and get more equipments to Pearlescent

[twin hound]

When you can, if you can, envy is a must have total damage card

[dapper sleet]

when i seen some crusader cards just ruleing over others

when?*

[twin hound]

Envy drops from the narcissus stage

[dapper sleet]

oh ya i have one of the 2 crusader card drop cards as well. what was the other after the slime one?

ah

[twin hound]

I never use the crusader card drop cards

[dapper sleet]

sounds like i got alot to look forword too

i think it stacks well with card drop cuz its not the same thing

some like base damage stacking with total damage cards

why there is 2 and low %

[twin hound]

Blobulytes and Envy appear to have the highest total damage

[dapper sleet]

ill soon see. ill be 5 staring most card drop for when i have to grind out crusade

[twin hound]

Crusade grind can be simplified with an auto clicker

For grinding out materials

[dapper sleet]

on androd

[twin hound]

Yup

Android has auto clickers aplenty

[dapper sleet]

meh i only get those for laptop and pc

[golden ivy]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.autoclicker.clicker&hl=en_US

^ would reccomend

[dapper sleet]

ty then. i dont like looking clickers up too lol

ill try it at least since you linked it

[golden ivy]

Im just a chat bot

its my job to link this clicker

[dapper sleet]

but i really dont have a problem about needing one.... i guess i might with tunals

[midnight portal]

Click assistant is way better

You can do patterns and stuff

define repititions and timings

Record patterns of you doing stuff

[golden ivy]

I use tapping because alot of people on this server do, and can help with it

[dapper sleet]

that sounds better.

[golden ivy]

alright use whatever you want

[dapper sleet]

you have alot of buttens to tend to in here so ya lol its not a simple ckicker thats for sure

[twin hound]

There's only 5 (6, counting the event card) cards for increased card drop, huh...

Damn

[dapper sleet]

ya i have 4 of the 5 then

when was the last one?

[twin hound]

Monkey, Dryic Relic, Keymaster Z, The Cursed, and Thimbulo

And golden turkey

Which is an event card

[nocturne wedge]

How do you get event cards

[golden ivy]

is anyone here good with internet piracy

[midnight portal]

Why do you ask

[golden ivy]

nevermind

[fleet ivy]

What's there to be good about? Most pirated shit comes with directions in a notepad file lol

[golden ivy]

is it neccesary to use a vpn for direct downloading? i was sure it wasn't but a friend thought differently

[fleet ivy]

At least you don't have to download an outside program anymore to mount to drives now

Never hurts to use a vpn

[twin hound]

RIP Limewire

[hollow forge]

in my country we can just download everything '.'

no need for vpn

[lament goblet]

🅰️

🅰️ 🅰️

[fleet ivy]

@lament goblet hit the craft button instead of the multi craft

It should update it

[lament goblet]

o

[fleet ivy]

Did that work?

[lament goblet]

Yeah

Thanks

[fleet ivy]

Np :p

[golden ivy]

so i have brand new wifi now

wooooo

[lament goblet]

Owoooooo

[golden ivy]

im fucking pumped for this new wifi

full bars always

[strong ore]

is it true vancouver is full of crack addicts?

[golden ivy]

no

[tiny saffron]

Yes

[golden ivy]

SNes

Yo

[fading nymph]

I heard bray is a crack addict

[golden ivy]

who fucking told you that

was it kuaka

fucking kuaka

[fading nymph]

You just did.

[golden ivy]

I was asking for a friend

i swear i didnt want the crack

[tiny saffron]

Cuz I am only a crack in this caaaastle of glass

[frank moth]

still prepping huh

[vernal flame]

He's preparing the Cyanide gas for us

[red cobalt]

Death is the ultimate idle.

[vernal flame]

Precisely

[red cobalt]

How else are we to get to purgatory irl

[tame sparrow]

You could always murder just enough people to offset all the good you've done

Or do enough good to offset all the people you've murdered

You must have a heart full of neutrality

[frank moth]

but if you say "fuck you" to someone, you'll never be able to do enough good

to compensate

[red cobalt]

Fuck you

[golden ivy]

fallout 4 is almost done

[red cobalt]

And fuck being neutral

[golden ivy]

fallout 4 is almost done

i cant wait

[red cobalt]

Fallout 4 is almost complete

You can't wait

[tame sparrow]

You're gonna love fallout 4 if you haven't played 3 or new vegas

You're gonna love the engine if you have played those but not the story stuff :/

And once you live in the engine improvements for a while it will be hard to go back

[red cobalt]

New Vegas had better humor.

More like Fallout 1/2.

[fading nymph]

Fallout 4 bugged for me. Some of the settlements were incompleteable.

[frank moth]

whats fallout

[fading nymph]

Your butt

[red cobalt]

Ofc, then there was the bs that enemies could spawn inside your walls even if you put walls all around it.

When you were away.

[fading nymph]

But overall the story was okay.

[red cobalt]

Yeah, it's ok.

[fading nymph]

I preferred if I could kill certain npcs. :p

[red cobalt]

I mean..

You can.

[fading nymph]

Mods

[red cobalt]

😛

[fading nymph]

Lmao

You know which one right?

The npc. That I wish would stop calling.

[red cobalt]

Oh, that bastard.

[frank moth]

who

[red cobalt]

Also npcs that keep getting kidnapped.

They never learn.

[fading nymph]

Oh... Right the random encounters that sent you running back and forth forever

Best ignore those unless you need resources. Lol

I like Harold. They need to bring back Harold.

Best ghoul around.

[red cobalt]

Ah yes, harold.

[golden ivy]

I played New Vegas

but it was a while back and on a shitty ps3

the load times were ass

2 minutes to load a new area

[fading nymph]

Oh that was the worst version.

[golden ivy]

yes

so I'm getting New vegas and 4 for my new pc

[red cobalt]

I wouldn't play a game like that on console..

Not being able to mod a bethesda game properly would suck.

[strong ore]

I just noticed that at 50 the hoop starts rotating in opposite fucking direction

like after shooting

[frank moth]

thats terrible lol

[strong ore]

yeah serious

i was hoping to beat my previous high score.... of 50

[tardy crescent]

f c u k

I only want lava to #FixHoops and to #FixApo

first time I reached visual cap dmg tho

[strong ore]

upgrading nests is so boring

i dont see anything wrong with hoops though

[tardy crescent]

the game is coded intentionally so only a few select players can ever get the hoops pet

even if you did 1000 points out of a day trial would you get 65 points in daily, but never ever 66

if the minigame was coded better I'd be doing absolutely insane scores lol

[strong ore]

excuses

[tardy crescent]

meh

[strong ore]

ur just bad

[tardy crescent]

try doing 1k and we will talk

[strong ore]

u did 1k?

[tardy crescent]

not on this hell bug

[strong ore]

i bet you dont even get double digit

[tardy crescent]

wat

[strong ore]

you get dunked on by 6 years old

IRL

[tardy crescent]

bleh

[strong ore]

BTW, 6k tanks not possible

cant reach 100% chain

[tardy crescent]

I've seen 4k

[strong ore]

4k easy

[golden ivy]

1 hour until fallout 4

Can't wait

[tardy crescent]

when lava fixes this I'm absolutely gonna beat the all-time score

[strong ore]

wat?

do you trust bethesda?

cuz bethesda will thrust you from behind

[tardy crescent]

kid with mic intensifies

[golden ivy]

I trust Bethesda lmao

[strong ore]

why?

you saw fallout online?

[golden ivy]

Who cares

Like honestly

[strong ore]

elder scrolls online?

[golden ivy]

No but actually

Who cares

[strong ore]

I trust lavaflametwo

except for PC updates

[golden ivy]

I don't

[frank moth]

eldar scrolls

[strong ore]

But once a company starts chasing the dollar, they are done

same with blizzard

[golden ivy]

Its a company

Isn't the whole point to make money

[strong ore]

Some companies think that they will make money if they make good games

Some companies think that they should swindle people from their money

[golden ivy]

I believe in the second one

Let's just like sell everyone's data pls

[strong ore]

Same with many big companies that start failing

Some big shot guy comes in, starts talking about data

[golden ivy]

Just because a company is using questionable antics of money gain, I'm not going to hate them any less

[strong ore]

Cuts benefits and makes layoffs to reduce cost

Product becomes buggy crap

[golden ivy]

Especially in the case of losing a shit ton over one of their latest releases

[strong ore]

Boeing MAX 737 for example

Then customers change provider

Company needs to make more cuts cuz profits are down

Then its just a shithouse

[golden ivy]

Well see if didn't say profit

At risk of losing money over something can cause people to do lots of things

Also their brand was thoroughly fucked

So who cares if they cut corners and shit

We still get our games

[strong ore]

Yeah but the games are shit

[fossil stratus]

Ey

[strong ore]

I would rather work on my personal stuff. Advance my career, get some bonuses

Than play fallout online

[fossil stratus]

Well it help me stress less

[golden ivy]

Eh not like I am 1) buying the games and 2) being able to play online because I'm not buying the games

[fossil stratus]

To play video games

[strong ore]

what are you stressed about?

[fossil stratus]

School, mainly

Highschool

[strong ore]

What part of school?

[worldly flare]

Geez, I just lost 40bucks on kreds because Chrome decided to update ¬¬

[fossil stratus]

Parents pushing mevtoo hard

[strong ore]

oh yeah parents are suck

but once u get into MIT its worth it

[fossil stratus]

Yeah

Still u need to get that far

[strong ore]

Honestly stress itself can fuck up grades

[golden ivy]

^ amen

[worldly flare]

And work

And family

And health

[strong ore]

And corona virus

[worldly flare]

Stress = bad, in general

[frank moth]

if the parent isnt satisfied with his kid, he will never be satisfied ever

[golden ivy]

Mental health is a big one

Fucks up grades

Bad bad

[fossil stratus]

Yep

[worldly flare]

You can even go sterile =3

So it even fuks your fucks

[strong ore]

and then u get stress cuz ur grades are bad

[fossil stratus]

But still im doing good

[strong ore]

keep at it then

[golden ivy]

"oh ur doing worse this month? Probably lazy bitch"

Meanwhile you are having an anxiety attack on the floor

[strong ore]

get into ur dream school and never talk to ur parents ever again

[worldly flare]

Still, if you aren't learning or doing bad and talking with the teachers isnt helping, it isnt entirely your fault, after all, you are paying the school

But that my opinion

[fossil stratus]

Lol at least i saw my father this february

He gets it

[golden ivy]

Oh I have a cool story

[strong ore]

COOL story?

[golden ivy]

My science teacher as a joke decided to do some shit with lithium and sodium today and forgot to open a damn window

And we all started choking

And coughing

Fun stuff

[fossil stratus]

Wow

[strong ore]

....

[fossil stratus]

Ur teacher is lit

[strong ore]

Im pretty sure Id be fired

[fossil stratus]

Wat

[strong ore]

If I poisoned my students

[fossil stratus]

Where did that come from

[strong ore]

what?

[fossil stratus]

My message reposted itself

[worldly flare]

I had a similar one on high school, but we made smoke bombs with sulfur

[fossil stratus]

Oh

And everyone died! The end~

[strong ore]

My dream is no undergrads

[fossil stratus]

Daring today arent we

[worldly flare]

My dream is that Lava fixes the fucking bugs and that your savefile doesn't suddenly deletes itself =3

But, thats just a dream xD

[strong ore]

I suggest having dreams that are a little bit more possible, like becoming an astronaut

[worldly flare]

I had a similar one on high school, but we made smoke bombs with sulfur

[frank moth]

repost lol

[worldly flare]

¬¬

[fossil stratus]

My dream is to go to new york one day

[strong ore]

....

[frank moth]

my dream is

[strong ore]

where do you live?

[frank moth]

france

[golden ivy]

Bray for jr mod #2020

[fossil stratus]

Who

[strong ore]

u

[fossil stratus]

In east of the france

[frank moth]

baguetye

[strong ore]

new york aint that far

[fossil stratus]

Ye lol

[golden ivy]

Where do you live khanate

[strong ore]

there are direct flights paris-new york

[worldly flare]

You two want to hook up or what? lol

[fossil stratus]

Only 1000 km

[strong ore]

I live in Seoul

[frank moth]

no

[golden ivy]

Nah

Seoul isn't real

[worldly flare]

^ agreed

[fossil stratus]

Saoul is

[golden ivy]

Yup