#off-topic-chat
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tails
what why would I want tails
kvetko. Go.fuck.yourself.into.a.hole lol
yathatwhatmuricansay
Gigiggidy
@golden ivy "Internet" is geeeenerally your WAN port, and Eth0 or Eth1 or LAN0/1 will be your internal LAN port
because tails is userfreindly, it change ur mac, it has tor installed
it is easy to use
its pronouced giggity benjee. :p
BenJee and Lava sitting in a tree
And since the DSL port is connected to the phone line that would be the one that goes to the outside world

Well I call it a phone line but there aren't any phones on it
Ahhh if its a DSL modem then internet will be your internal LAN I suppose. I actually haven't had occasion to support much DSL stuff as we mainly serviced hybrid fiber/coax equipment, but I did train on it a bit in school. Its mostly going away her ein the US since we're like, actively destroying as much old copper line as possible in favor of fiber
I looked at my phone and noticed little lava sitting on his planet without his shoes off, my eyes fade to black imaging his toes
Oh my god benjee
"What is the Earth's defense system father?"
-BenJee to Lava
My dad's like you have to get your assignments done and
I have two whole fuckin weeks left to do them
Why would I do them today
Do em now so you can do whatever you want later
I don't get it vad :o
imagine using telephone line in 2020
Its a meme lol
Like I think I'm supposed to be stressed
I'm pretty slow on memes these days
burn your assignmebts
Planking is still cool right
So my parents are like 'oh don't push yourself' because my mental health isn't great
Lava is so hot
And here they are fuckin pushing me
homework is different
Tell them that they are pushing you and you need some space
Memenesty over
Communication is key
stabby stabby
They said that I shouldn't push myself to do my assignments ffs
push urself
I finished my science assignment yesterday give me a break
So, do like one provlem and say you are workibg on it
ur drunk snow
Kvetko. Shut up
ok
I cant drink
sry

You had two cases. That is your few.
fck u that is old
Tbh I have had jd coke and strongbow earlier but I don't drink
I haven't eaten all day lemme go eat something now
I have some, because friend was at my place
Bray convinced me to make mead
Futureman.
fck it is frist of march
You made your own mdead
I'm getting a crusade helmet
:O In Australia is only 20 days till DOOM Eternal
And animal crossing
Crusade helmet would be cool
u wanna crossing not doom
vad I'll buy you doom eternal so you can get it early
My friend already pre ordered DOOM Eternal for me, but thanks
DOOM
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I wish I had friends like that
imagine not owning animal crossing
ok
kick him out
If anyone here likes me that much could I have a steam card so I can buy it without spending my own money
I got a GTX 1080 instead of a Nintendo Switch :/ Only very seldomly do I regret it
wait for him to sleep and then pepe on the lips
quick, dog pile on benjees bed
He is falling asleep
u only need nintend 3ds
He fell asleep for 5 minutes
or old crossing on ds
If I only need a 3DS then I can just emulate it
u kno what is bettet then mortzerella stick ?
2 mortzerella stick
yeeeeeeeeeet 3ds is the best nintendo console
Mozzarella dick in his mouth
SNOW
Fuckers
at least u have friends at ur house
lmao
Benjee you look like my buddy jeff
I'm not in the photo
my roommated cursed my friend out like " ugh ur too lound¨ so I am alone now
Well then one of your boy-toys looks like my friend jeff
Right or left
yes
right
Meat the only one who say my dick comment. Lol
Ah Big boy jeff
Benjee needs more sticks.
I read the comments too slow
I am going to sleep
fck u snow, I love you
There's two on your bed
They wont be moving
They would provably cook real nice
The right one will
ok gotta go eat
Left one too small, need to plump him up before cooking
Episode 3 of cooking with Meat today
go eat
Pancakes and Tater tots?
A full pig
And two chickens and their eggs
Slow split roast him over an open fire
Its always spitroasting with you benjee
I'm not allowed to eat food. Lmao
Liquid diet for a few days.
The doctor told me no solids till my gut flushes cause I had a blockage somewhere down low. Lol
She's got the Hank Hill problem
Turns out my stomach pain wasn't from bad milk
What was it
and propane accessories
I'll tell you what.
Wait what
Dang ol tell you what man mhm
Boomhauer singing was my biggest surprise. Lol
Mostly because I could understand him
Boomhauer Singing Blue Moon of Kentucky
From King of the Hill
Mushrooms are cooking
Shroooooms. I wants.
lmao
why is there a question mark?
Also this
Brain sucker
Its work in progress
It's eating your head
Yes :D
Wtf
I still haven't watched that movie
To the the commercial?
I know nothing about it really, has it been annoucned
Yeah I have some chilli chutney I made a while back
Oh lol
The World Will Shine Again. "Stephen King's Doctor Sleep" Only in Theaters November 8.
http://DoctorSleepMovie.com
https://www.facebook.com/doctorsleepmovie/
https://www.twitter.com/DoctorSleepFilm
https://www.instagram.com/DoctorSleepMovie
“Doctor Sleep” cont...
My friend just said he liked it
Redrum. Redrum. Lol
Is that Ewan
Yep. He plays the adult version of the kid from the shining
Ah
I didn't know there was a kid in the shining
Redrum is murder backwards
I've seen that before in something
In the shining. Lmao
Yep
So I should watch both
In futurama bender has a joke using a mirror like that
Sounds about right I love futurama
Guessing it says redroom
666 in binary
I know his room is boobs
Your drinking pure chocolate?
Nah it's about a seventh
Family said it would taste disgusting if I put honey in the bacon
It's actually pretty good
I mean there's maplewood bacon
And I dip mine in syrup when applicable
Chocolate bacon soda.
Lmao
EUGH
That's from Amazon. Lmao
You can get everything from amazon
I'm good
I prefer Jones soda.
coolio
COVID-19 is weakened by heat
My Australian ass
you have almost 4x the amount of cases than my country
so yeah
Have you noticed that they're all asians
WAIT REALLY?
i had no clue
There's like one or two people that're a citizens
They issued emergency quarantines on thursday
2020 wasnt a good year for australia
nah it wasn't lmao
2021 isn't a good year for everyone.
has anyone had a good year?
I don't even know what year it is.
i have had a wonderous year
I see snow is snowing down that hard truth
Dummy. Lol
I miss pants Elsa
this year has been really good because i got my first pc
and first gaming setup
and it will be the first full year with a stable income
I didn't make it.
WELL FIX IT
Tell jodoc to fix it.
And ask meteor why I shouldn't wear pants
Cause he is the reason I changed it. Lol
I can't find him even mentioning pants!
Do jeans have a different meaning than when I was younger?
no
Lol
Then I don't get it
I have no freaking clue but he mentioned gamefaqs
i hate poeple who treat their ping like a level of privelege
you shouldnt have to mute all mentions because people pointlessly ping you
that doesnt excuse the people who pointlessly ping
its a dumb thing to do and you shouldnt do it
and just because they have an option to mute all pings
I vote digdwag gets spammed by bray
doesnt give you the right to do it
just because someone has a brick wall doesnt mean you have the right to throw rocks at it
Is it normal to throw rocks away a brick wall if you own it yourself?
if its your brick wall you can throw rocks all you want at it
This convo is old
If you don't want to be pinged there's nothing preventing it from happening
thats all
All of you are old
youre right, so respect other people and dont ping them needlessly
And every person has different understanding on what an acceptable ping is
And I don't ping anymore even if I want to ask a particular person a question because the people making the laws don't think my questions are worth anyones time.
What did I do this time
Stop harassing me omg everyone talking about pings and omg omg omg
its pretty obvious when you cross the line snow
Also I didn't realize you were 32
Who's 32?
Lines are subjective.
And again if any1 has a question for me or whatever, I really don't mind pings. Just completely random stuff like "duz u like potatoes @kind rover" would be dumb
Snow, you're such a fucking whiner about your mute, jesus. You pinged lava, which you had been told not to do. I gave you ANOTHER FREE CHANCE, you pinged him again right then and there, to two separate accounts.
Cry harder
Shut up vad. I didn't fucking start this convo!
You mentioned me by name, I'll say what I want
@golden ivy change the topic
Your dad died
Bread.
That's because the mafia runs mafiatown
lol
They eat doughtnuts because of the holes
Lobsters used to be popular prison food. No one liked these “sea insects” back in the early 1900s, so they were given to prisoners who complained that they were fed lobsters too often. It wasn’t until after WWII that lobsters were considered a delicacy.
but are they good though?
I prefer when lava steals your soda.
Lobsters are just underwater cockroaches
God damn it heiz I clicked that like an idiot >_>
.>
Lmao
Vad noooo
We both need a helmet, stat
I need your mom
||if you are reading this, there's a bug behind you|| Dont read this
o
OOOOHHHH
she ded
If there's a bug behind you, then there's a chance for a vore scene
My wife and I just got back from the kitchen: made tacos
just had tacos
fukken NOICE
Just had your dad
he is a federal prisoner so its possible
Not supposed to rob banks
robbing banks is apparently bad luck
Rob them before they get to the bank
Nah. Rob them after they use the atm
Yo which one of you mother truckers has d2 on Xbox one. I need someone to help me get the savior title. Just need Inotam legend but I got no mic, no groups will invite me. Tried it solo but I struggle to get enough points by the end of the 3rd stage.
kuaka might
Need to transfer my cross-save from ps4 to xbox
I can help you
Nevermind. My ps4 isn't here today. Hubby took it to work -,-
wtf
Also I won't be able to hear most of the time since other people are usually sleeping in a room nearby, but I'm no scrub I solo content for a living basically
Damn husbands are selfish ass wipes!!!
Okay... Crafting is.starting to get a bit nuts...
He's a monitor watcher. When nobody is there he only has one monitor to watch so he plays final fantasy 14...
meteor I wanna see your face so I can stop trying to imagine what a goober you are
_>
Meteor does neck reveal
Metoer looks like Steve austin
I have hair, skin, a nose, 2 eyes, 2 ears
I wonder why is it some crafts cap at 335t material needed, but some continue on into q
caps
Is that a question or are you just talking to yourself?
Put on that William shatner mask and take a pic.
We can think you are Michael Meyers from halloween
Get a ball gag and use it on yourself
That's also the real reason he doesn't go on voice chat
No mouth
just a hole for ingesting the nutrient paste
honestly why would anyone buy ketchup in a glass bottle in this day and age
It was a threat to heiz lol
Whitey is the devil
Alright time to find an anthropologist to figure out where you live
Should probably use a Meteorologist, they'll have more specific information
And maybe a geologist.
Or... You could just snag his ip, or something
Somehow
And trace it back to his exact address
Its not worth the effort, an IP address is pretty meaningless these days
That's against the rules too
unless he's dumb enough to be on the interwebs with no vpn
and then it will most likely only lead you to a 2-3 block area, not a specific accurate address
Doesn't take long to find literally anyone these days tbf
I'll show you mine if you show me yours big boy ;)
Jousting
Frozen ketchup?
Snow seems hateful today
someone tried to circumcise that sauce
did i ever tell u guys about the time that a faulty wiring in my house caused flickering lights for 4 months
You sure that wasn't just nosferatu
Fire hazard
we had it checked like 20 times
Free warmth
Play Deep Rock Galactic
Can't, I'm about to be playing Deep Rock Galactic with my bud
Deep rock galactic is nice.
nuuuu
Its a lot of fun
See, you're not bored at all
Go play Minecraft.
minecraft
Sharing them is the bad part.
You can technically have roms if you have the physical
And if anyone asks you have them
i need a fun game for the game boy advance
Links awkaening
A Link to the Past, Metroid Zero Mission, Metroid Fusion, Dark Arena, Golden Sun + The Lost Age, Castlevania Double Pack, Final Fantasy 1, 2, 5, Gunstar Heroes
Any of the various Yu Gi Oh games
is link's awakening even on game boy advance
No, its a Gameboy/Color game
Links Awakening is GB, Links Awakening DX is GBC
They're GBA compatible of course
I have literally all of the GBA ROMs that exist on this machine, let me see if I can compress them to a managable size
Zipping, we'll know in about 20 minutes
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bbbbbbb
Fantastic, tell me more
ccccccccc
rude
B&
Bray is a lusty slattern, pass it on
You would know if you weren't so lusty
well
slat•tern slăt′ərn►
n. An untidy, dirty woman.
n. A woman who is negligent of her dress, or who suffers her clothes and household furniture to be in disorder; one who is not neat and nice; a slut.
Pertaining to or characteristic of a slattern; slovenly; slatternly.
That's the third time today someone has used that word...
Slattern?
Yeah. My hubby used it to describe someone. And I read it in a book afterwards.
Oh damn, fancy
my stepdad used to describe people with the n word
i was too young to know what it meant
but years later i have vivid memories of our road rage induced adventures
Third time in one day. I'm suppose to learn this word apparently
Oh, my grandpa told me his story about vibrators and menstrual blood in the middle of a toy store when I was a child.
😑
noooooope
bad grandpa
smack him with a newspaper, in the past
You'll need a time machine
Yeah. That's okay. My Grandma referred to me as a virgin whore all the time.
I hated her. My grandpa was fun despite... Strange incidents where I'm convinced he was a sexual predator at one point in his life.
But he was an okie. He grew up during the depression and moved to California.
I feel like everyone from that era had no filters
I've got a newspaper. I cant find the time machine. Lol
And is he bring you anything bray?
Urgh. I want a milkshake. I wonder if McDonald's has a shamrock shake yet.
What you're gonna do is, you're gonna go to Arbys
Don't have one of those
Lmao
Where the hell do you live that you don't have arby's
Oh it's a meme. Sorry.
Might be one 50 miles over there but. Arby's closed a few years ago because they had a mice infestation.
McDonald's, so not worth your dollar
I only drink their shakes. Lol
Not even for a minty shake you aren't guaranteed to get because the ice cream machine isn't working
60% uptime because they refuse to update their milkshake systems
OH YEAH
Can't handle the heat of being in kitchen
At one mcdonalds they had employees jacking off into the frys.
Fucking vile
I forgot those things were out
And how long did they let that shit go on?
My save is still gone
fuck
One employee said he had done it since he got hired. 2 years. Lol
there were 2 tanks and i tried to jump into one which caused the other to shoot me and blow up the tank so that tank got made and shot the other
Only reason he got caught was because someone put a camera in the back.
and now both tanks are on fire
-_- I don't think people really care about health codes.
Nope
All the more reason to never eat mcdonalds
Lol
I’m sorry
Never know what their employees, who only work there to make things worse, are doing to the food
Anyways
That's just kinda what happens when your workers are severely mistreated
Suppose I'll need to ascend eventually... Been going 12 days since my last rebirth
Got contracts and mastery challenges that need to be done
I don't rebirth unless I have to.
That reminds me... I also have an ice cream I need to do
It can be nice if you want a higher apo level for mamma mia
But that's about all I rebirth for now
@twin hound good luck!
Which are you on?
The first one
oh shit!
Well, haven't started it yet
good luck!
Don't upgrade the potion you get after btw
I made that mistake
now I'm screwed

Currently have 1* solar damage
Due to how long I've been on this one ascension
But, I'm reluctant to have to remake everything, fight through everything, and level up everything all over again
But it needs to be done
Eventually
i’m so mad i just got 45 on hoops and got the ball wobble on my last 2 trials only putting me at 52
So sad
Yeah, I hate hoops
i just realized how are we going to beat the damn corona virus if anti vaxxers are present
been there. you kust get those pain hoops
most of my prob after 30 is hitting the back of the hoop and it not counting
just some spots and movement kill the ball it feels
i got more than 65 and it feels good
Who wants to see how dangerous a mandolin slicer is
Cuz I found out today lol
how
NGL, it's pretty dangerous
oh then what happened for u to realize
oh
I lost a chunk of it
what.
Lemme see if I can spoiler this photo on mobile
are u alright
No. I mean. I'm still alive
Guess I was fretting over ascending for nothing
For those who don't wanna see
Popping out still doing solar damage
wow
Almost took off nail too lol
it's not as bad as i imagined it, but worse than i hoped
No. I didn't lose half the thumb but still
I'm a fucking chef
This shits gunna make work hard
And I was prepping supper when I did that
but cant u take a week off?
Got it fixed and went right back to prepping
A week off? That's a lot of pay to be missing out on
And it's gonna take about 6 to heal
but when i see this
It's bad, but I'll have to wear a glove over it at work
aaanyways
imma go to bed, its beena hard day for me too
i mean its saturday, but i had to work all day at my father's house
so yeah
gn, get better
Thanks. Gn!
why did i click the spoiler
reminds me of that time when my arteries were clogged in the legs
Dude. Now that's brutal
But yeah, just lost close to 3/4" x 1/2" x 1/4" of my right thumb
Oh yeah totally! Misdiagnosis ftw
Aren't they great. I heard amputation is all the rage rn too
fortunately i got a diagnosis
so i had to go through a lot of shit
they took my blood filled it with something and transfered it back and it probably fixed the issue
monka..S
indeed
No
HAPPY MARCH 1ST EVERYONE (for those of you who live in the US or live somewhere where it's March 1st rn)
no
what i make i the mouth?i wrote correct mouth?
you could make them actual rounded teeth
but it might lose the appeal in the current style that you have given it, if you do
eat pant
that part is twisted(i kuess)in portuguese torto
Speeeen
TWENTY DAYS UNTIL THE RIPPING AND TEARING BEGINS ANEW
I'm getting super unlucky with getting this card
20 days till vad leaves us for hell.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here (in this chat)
just hit 1k kills without getting the card
i literaly make a random strech
that's a very small number of kills
yea, I've only prestiged twice and it's only nutto
If this is hell, where is Bea Arthur?
Worry less about farming fight cards and more about getting progression for a bit, cards will come quite easily later
with an extra 8% card drop rate
Okay so I compressed all the GBA roms for you, it came out to 12.8GB. Any ideas for where you want it uploaded to?
@golden ivy
idk
Mega upload is good
same
I'll try it
is it best to keep all my files on hdd and just keep windows on ssd
i heard someone say that once
Large or seldomly accessed files belong on your HDD, but if you want games to run real good and stuff, put them on your SSD if you have the space
I'm running windirstat on my SSD right now, I'll show you what's basically on there
Upload is only at 2% btw, gonna take goram forever
i just moved about 100 gb of stuff to my hdd just to free up storage
but nothing i need to acess alot
This is a windirstat tree display
Of my C drive, which is an SSD and also where I have Windows installed
The big red box is DOOM 2016
The big blue box is Warframe
The other large boxes are other games
Purple and green are also for DOOM lol
lol
In the very lower right all those tiny grey boxes are Windows updates and drivers and shit
So my SSD is just Windows, programs I use often, and games I'm currently playing
yeah thats what im doing now
and im keeping roms and emulators on hdd because they dont use alot of power anyway so it shouldnt lack too much in comparison
If a game doesn't require disk access to run properly I'll install it on the HDD but bigass games all stream everything from the disk in to RAM or VRAM constantly while you're playing so they should be on the fastest storage you have, which is your SSD
But for things like emulating ROMS and small games, they get basically fully loaded in to RAM when you run them, so there's no reason to keep them on the SSD when a spinning hard drive will do fine
So you're doing good
yay
i did a good
i put an option to uncap frames and aparently i can get 1k fps on pokemon emerald
i am proud
149 levels to go 
I'm really thinking I won't do it in a reasonable amount of time
🤦♀️
17%
well I know xd
you sure?
That's how far my upload for Bray is
oh
It is unrelated to you
k
All the different GBA carts that were ever made
This is the most complete collection of GBA games possible
wiki says 1504
Any games not in this archive are either so rare that nobody has been able to dump them, or they're one-offs produced by nintendo for a competition or something
I downloaded them as part of a set of all the cartridge ROMs that exist for every system that ever took cartridges, from the 80's all the way up to the GBA
i see
You get the idea from this screenshot
yes i do
19%
it makes me feel so small thinking about the sheer amount of content produced
like there is so much at such a rate its impossible for me to play every game
Indeed
A vast ocean of data awaits your exploration
And it doubles in size once a month
wow
Its insane that we live in an age where I jump on a website and can download something taking 3 hours that will give me 5k hours of entertainment
finally the chad 1073741824x boost
hmmmm
man you can get any number you want by dividing by an amount comprised in the real set of numbers
stop with these ultra unfunny jokes of divide something by <insert_number_with_HELLA_decimals_here>
what is the fastest way to lvl up?
er, what duration isn an average ascension
lol
thx
the duration of time itself is dependant on what you have previously obtained in the game
where do I get the PC version?
its already march 1st here
bluestacks
Nox*
ah
boxlobkcx
Nox kinda sucks but is a tad bit more stable imo
i still want the sound files from chicken odessey
no bluestacks is
blue(packs of <usually> 64 items in minecraft)
packed icee
Also nox has a multidrive system for different emulation states which is nice
Bluestacks is certified by Google, the android consortium, Intel, and many other hardware adjacent companies. Nox is literally known far and wide for installing stuff without your permission, automatically. I know which one I'm going to trust.
neitheer
I love how elemenda reacted to his own message with 

i still do that sometimes bray
funnier than nox being a chinese malware at least 
Ur funny tho jodoc
Elemenda is just special
And yeah vad ur spitting facts
I don't use either anymore
species: [REDACTED]
Do it right
Did you guys hear about that guy in 2012 who got 6 years in prison for a joke on runescape
i want to say yes but it is a fuzzy memory to mee
mee6?
I was too young to know about it at the time but he was on a podcast I watched and it's real sad
He said he was going to blowup and shoot up his school and the FBI raided his house and the judge he got in trial hated him for no reason and tripled the sentence he was supposed to get
Yeah
Imagine though like not knowing anything past 2012 and being thrown back into society in 2018
You would have to learn all the new tech and memes and games
or being born before 1900s and being sent to 2000s
if you had a time machine and brought all curreent knowledge to the past before it existed, would it ruin the present you return to? or further advance it
I'd say further advance it
They would put me in a little room, interrogating me for hours. "Hydrazine is a monofuel" I would tell them.
We would skip our mistakes with the industrial revolution, disease and overcrowding, and have entire models of atomic structures and DNA without ever having to lift a finger
I think it would advance our civilization
hydralazine is similar but very different vad
Google tells me that is a high blood pressure medication, whereas hydrazine is an extremely poisonous substance that is also carcinogenic and tends to burst in to flame at the earliest opportunity (that's what makes it a good monofuel)
🐧
It's March death.
Its a satcom joke. They make you learn all kinds of stupid bullshit about satellites when all you really need to be concerned with is RF stuff
13 days until pi day
Alright! Occulon pet get!
nice
You said it.
Every year a competition is held at my school and a winner is chosen by whoever memorizes and recites the most digits of pi
You know pi to the millionth place?
Practice bray.
I don't think I need to
They even have a quiz
How many 4s are in the first 40 digits? :p
I grabbed like 20 sheets of blank paper and my laptop and would write them over and over again backwards and forwards
Uh 4s?
4
Yeah
141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Is 51
🥧
I have a pi poster
Now figure out the circumference of lavas head.
I will
He has to measure his head first. Lmao
Lmao I was watching a twitch streamer playing Cs:go and he randomly just switched to Minecraft during our conversation
Now I'm sad
I wanted to see cs
I just cleared first dungeon of moonlighter without taking damage using a spear.
Oh ok

Big boss.
Looks fun
Legend of Zelda meets shop keeper
You go into a dungeon at night and sell stuff during day
And I saw you had gotten it
Now go to bed
:)
Except for a few constructions I thought the scaling was pretty reasonable... And then this
Lmao
mandelier
I'm boooored
42%
wat
9 iodized
lel
