#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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Core linux, freedos and ubuntu

livid lava
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tails

golden ivy
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what why would I want tails

fading nymph
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kvetko. Go.fuck.yourself.into.a.hole lol

livid lava
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yathatwhatmuricansay

solemn estuary
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Gigiggidy

tame sparrow
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@golden ivy "Internet" is geeeenerally your WAN port, and Eth0 or Eth1 or LAN0/1 will be your internal LAN port

livid lava
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because tails is userfreindly, it change ur mac, it has tor installed

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it is easy to use

fading nymph
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its pronouced giggity benjee. :p

solemn estuary
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I was trying to spell it for ages

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Haha

tame sparrow
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BenJee and Lava sitting in a tree

golden ivy
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And since the DSL port is connected to the phone line that would be the one that goes to the outside world

solemn estuary
fading nymph
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F.u.c.k.i.n.g. :o

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Same amount of letter i think

solemn estuary
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Lava is too much to handle

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Idle Skilling Fanfic

golden ivy
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Well I call it a phone line but there aren't any phones on it

tame sparrow
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Ahhh if its a DSL modem then internet will be your internal LAN I suppose. I actually haven't had occasion to support much DSL stuff as we mainly serviced hybrid fiber/coax equipment, but I did train on it a bit in school. Its mostly going away her ein the US since we're like, actively destroying as much old copper line as possible in favor of fiber

solemn estuary
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I looked at my phone and noticed little lava sitting on his planet without his shoes off, my eyes fade to black imaging his toes

tame sparrow
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Oh my god benjee

golden ivy
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benjee

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that's fucked up

solemn estuary
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Its not fucked up

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It could go worse

tame sparrow
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"What is the Earth's defense system father?"
-BenJee to Lava

golden ivy
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My dad's like you have to get your assignments done and

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I have two whole fuckin weeks left to do them

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Why would I do them today

tame sparrow
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Do em now so you can do whatever you want later

solemn estuary
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I don't get it vad :o

livid lava
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imagine using telephone line in 2020

tame sparrow
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Its a meme lol

golden ivy
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Like I think I'm supposed to be stressed

solemn estuary
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I'm pretty slow on memes these days

fading nymph
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burn your assignmebts

solemn estuary
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Planking is still cool right

fading nymph
golden ivy
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So my parents are like 'oh don't push yourself' because my mental health isn't great

solemn estuary
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Lava is so hot

golden ivy
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And here they are fuckin pushing me

fading nymph
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homework is different

solemn estuary
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Tell them that they are pushing you and you need some space

tame sparrow
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Memenesty over

solemn estuary
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Communication is key

fading nymph
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stabby stabby

golden ivy
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They said that I shouldn't push myself to do my assignments ffs

livid lava
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push urself

golden ivy
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I finished my science assignment yesterday give me a break

fading nymph
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So, do like one provlem and say you are workibg on it

livid lava
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ur drunk snow

fading nymph
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Kvetko. Shut up

livid lava
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ok

fading nymph
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I cant drink

livid lava
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sry

solemn estuary
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Drinking is bad

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Don't drink

livid lava
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I only had fre

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few

golden ivy
fading nymph
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You had two cases. That is your few.

livid lava
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fck u that is old

solemn estuary
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Tbh I have had jd coke and strongbow earlier but I don't drink

golden ivy
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I haven't eaten all day lemme go eat something now

livid lava
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I have some, because friend was at my place

fading nymph
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Bray convinced me to make mead

golden ivy
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23 days until my bday

fading nymph
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Futureman.

livid lava
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fck it is frist of march

solemn estuary
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You made your own mdead

golden ivy
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I'm getting a crusade helmet

tame sparrow
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:O In Australia is only 20 days till DOOM Eternal

golden ivy
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and I'll see if I can get a crusade cloak as well

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:O

fading nymph
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And animal crossing

livid lava
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overrated game

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yes

fading nymph
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Crusade helmet would be cool

livid lava
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u wanna crossing not doom

golden ivy
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vad I'll buy you doom eternal so you can get it early

fading nymph
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You could go larping

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He already owns doon eternal

tame sparrow
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My friend already pre ordered DOOM Eternal for me, but thanks

solemn estuary
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I wish I had friends like that

livid lava
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imagine not owning animal crossing

golden ivy
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ok

solemn estuary
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My friends just occupy my bed

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Legit

livid lava
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kick him out

solemn estuary
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2 layin in now

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I'm on pc

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He big boy

golden ivy
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If anyone here likes me that much could I have a steam card so I can buy it without spending my own money

tame sparrow
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I got a GTX 1080 instead of a Nintendo Switch :/ Only very seldomly do I regret it

livid lava
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wait for him to sleep and then pepe on the lips

fading nymph
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quick, dog pile on benjees bed

solemn estuary
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He is falling asleep

livid lava
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u only need nintend 3ds

solemn estuary
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He fell asleep for 5 minutes

livid lava
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or old crossing on ds

solemn estuary
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I was going to put a mortzerella stick in his mouth

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But I'm scared and I ate it

tame sparrow
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If I only need a 3DS then I can just emulate it

livid lava
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u kno what is bettet then mortzerella stick ?

golden ivy
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no

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and I don't wnat to

tame sparrow
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2 mortzerella stick

livid lava
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yeeeeeeeeeet 3ds is the best nintendo console

fading nymph
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Mozzarella dick in his mouth

golden ivy
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SNOW

solemn estuary
livid lava
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apart from switch

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ok

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I ment pee pee but ok

solemn estuary
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Fuckers

fading nymph
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What?

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Who?

livid lava
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at least u have friends at ur house

golden ivy
tame sparrow
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Benjee you look like my buddy jeff

solemn estuary
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I'm not in the photo

livid lava
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my roommated cursed my friend out like " ugh ur too lound¨ so I am alone now

tame sparrow
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Well then one of your boy-toys looks like my friend jeff

solemn estuary
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Right or left

golden ivy
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yes

tame sparrow
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right

fading nymph
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Meat the only one who say my dick comment. Lol

solemn estuary
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Ah Big boy jeff

golden ivy
fading nymph
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Benjee needs more sticks.

livid lava
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where are ur dick comments

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where is ur dick pic

solemn estuary
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I read the comments too slow

livid lava
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I am going to sleep

solemn estuary
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Snow can you gather some more sticks for me

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I would sleep....

livid lava
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fck u snow, I love you

fading nymph
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There's two on your bed

solemn estuary
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They wont be moving

fading nymph
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They would provably cook real nice

solemn estuary
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The right one will

golden ivy
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ok gotta go eat

solemn estuary
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Left one too small, need to plump him up before cooking

golden ivy
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Episode 3 of cooking with Meat today

tame sparrow
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go eat

fading nymph
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Pancakes and Tater tots?

golden ivy
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I'd stream it but no vc anger

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Probably bacon

solemn estuary
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A full pig

fading nymph
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And two chickens and their eggs

solemn estuary
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Slow split roast him over an open fire

tame sparrow
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Its always spitroasting with you benjee

fading nymph
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I'm not allowed to eat food. Lmao

solemn estuary
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I think i have mentioned it before haha

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How comes snow. you going hospital?

fading nymph
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Liquid diet for a few days.

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The doctor told me no solids till my gut flushes cause I had a blockage somewhere down low. Lol

tame sparrow
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She's got the Hank Hill problem

fading nymph
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Turns out my stomach pain wasn't from bad milk

solemn estuary
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What was it

fading nymph
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Propane

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Lmao

tame sparrow
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and propane accessories

fading nymph
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I'll tell you what.

solemn estuary
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Wait what

fading nymph
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Lol

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I already said what. Lol

tame sparrow
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Dang ol tell you what man mhm

fading nymph
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Boomhauer singing was my biggest surprise. Lol

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Mostly because I could understand him

golden ivy
fading nymph
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Shroooooms. I wants.

solemn estuary
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He's starting to snore

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YES MUSHROOMS <3

tame sparrow
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lmao

solemn estuary
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Jodoc's wip

fading nymph
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why is there a question mark?

solemn estuary
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Also this

fading nymph
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Brain sucker

solemn estuary
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Its work in progress

fading nymph
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It's eating your head

solemn estuary
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Yes :D

fading nymph
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Wtf

solemn estuary
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It's like Paras

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Or the evolution

fading nymph
solemn estuary
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I still haven't watched that movie

fading nymph
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Bryan cranston commercial?

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Lmao

solemn estuary
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OH lol

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Yeah I've seen that

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Just not shining or what ever

fading nymph
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I wanna see the sequel

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Doctor sleep

solemn estuary
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To the the commercial?

fading nymph
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No the movie the shining

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Lmao

solemn estuary
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I know nothing about it really, has it been annoucned

golden ivy
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I should probably do more cheese

solemn estuary
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Looks nice

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Enjoy it

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Do you add sauce

golden ivy
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Yeah I have some chilli chutney I made a while back

solemn estuary
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Nice

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I like Onion Chutney

fading nymph
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The sequel was already in theaters.

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It came out in the last few months I think

solemn estuary
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Oh lol

solemn estuary
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My friend just said he liked it

fading nymph
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Redrum. Redrum. Lol

solemn estuary
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Is that Ewan

fading nymph
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Yep. He plays the adult version of the kid from the shining

solemn estuary
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Ah

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I didn't know there was a kid in the shining

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Redrum is murder backwards

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I've seen that before in something

fading nymph
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In the shining. Lmao

solemn estuary
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Oh lol

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Probably used in other stuff as a reference to shining

fading nymph
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Yep

solemn estuary
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So I should watch both

fading nymph
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In futurama bender has a joke using a mirror like that

solemn estuary
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Sounds about right I love futurama

solemn estuary
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Guessing it says redroom

fading nymph
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666 in binary

solemn estuary
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I know his room is boobs

golden ivy
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Ok I got my drink, chocolate

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This stuff is great

fading nymph
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Your drinking pure chocolate?

golden ivy
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Nah it's about a seventh

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Family said it would taste disgusting if I put honey in the bacon

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It's actually pretty good

fleet ivy
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I mean there's maplewood bacon

golden ivy
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I'm using manuka honey

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It's surprisingly runny

fleet ivy
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And I dip mine in syrup when applicable

fading nymph
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Chocolate bacon soda.

golden ivy
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Lmao

fading nymph
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I'm not joking...

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That unholy concoction is real.

golden ivy
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EUGH

fading nymph
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That's from Amazon. Lmao

golden ivy
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You can get everything from amazon

golden ivy
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I'm good

fading nymph
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Lava?

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Lol

golden ivy
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@ LavaFlame2

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i watched jacksepticeye drink those

fading nymph
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There's a normal flavor from that brand. It's called birthday cake

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Lmao

golden ivy
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what's even worse

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is that there's clearly a market in these

fading nymph
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I prefer Jones soda.

golden ivy
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should i stick with emerald or get a more modern pokemon

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same snwo

fading nymph
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Invisible flavor is the best

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Nuka cola quantum

golden ivy
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coolio

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COVID-19 is weakened by heat

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My Australian ass

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you have almost 4x the amount of cases than my country

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so yeah

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Have you noticed that they're all asians

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WAIT REALLY?

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i had no clue

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There's like one or two people that're a citizens

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They issued emergency quarantines on thursday

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2020 wasnt a good year for australia

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nah it wasn't lmao

fading nymph
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2021 isn't a good year for everyone.

granite oyster
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has anyone had a good year?

fading nymph
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I don't even know what year it is.

golden ivy
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i have had a wonderous year

fading nymph
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Liar. You had panic attacks.

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And it's only February. Lmao

fleet ivy
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I see snow is snowing down that hard truth

golden ivy
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in comparison still better than last year

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atleast i not jr mod anymore

fading nymph
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Dummy. Lol

fleet ivy
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I miss pants Elsa

fading nymph
golden ivy
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this year has been really good because i got my first pc

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and first gaming setup

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and it will be the first full year with a stable income

fleet ivy
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The butt crack in the pants is way too the left

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It should be farther right

fading nymph
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I didn't make it.

fleet ivy
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WELL FIX IT

fading nymph
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Tell jodoc to fix it.

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And ask meteor why I shouldn't wear pants

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Cause he is the reason I changed it. Lol

fleet ivy
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I can't find him even mentioning pants!

golden ivy
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jeans

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you goof

fading nymph
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Being 32 isn't old enough. :v

golden ivy
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ur only 32

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young

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i turned 91 tuesday

fleet ivy
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Do jeans have a different meaning than when I was younger?

golden ivy
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no

vernal flame
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Lol

fleet ivy
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Then I don't get it

fading nymph
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I have no freaking clue but he mentioned gamefaqs

golden ivy
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i hate poeple who treat their ping like a level of privelege

fading nymph
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Vad. Lol

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Jk

golden ivy
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no but like actually

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take the attention and move on

fading nymph
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Or mute all mentions like lava did

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And I did.

outer spear
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you shouldnt have to mute all mentions because people pointlessly ping you

fading nymph
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You should.

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That's the reason that setting is there

outer spear
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that doesnt excuse the people who pointlessly ping

golden ivy
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i've been pinged 471 times on this server

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not 1 has been for a reason

outer spear
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its a dumb thing to do and you shouldnt do it

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and just because they have an option to mute all pings

fading nymph
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I vote digdwag gets spammed by bray

outer spear
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doesnt give you the right to do it

golden ivy
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well

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but i do have the right

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@outer spear

outer spear
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just because someone has a brick wall doesnt mean you have the right to throw rocks at it

golden ivy
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ur fault for giving me the rocks

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and a brick wall

fleet ivy
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Is it normal to throw rocks away a brick wall if you own it yourself?

outer spear
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if its your brick wall you can throw rocks all you want at it

fading nymph
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This convo is old

outer spear
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you own it

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treat other people with respect

fading nymph
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If you don't want to be pinged there's nothing preventing it from happening

outer spear
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thats all

bold quest
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All of you are old

outer spear
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youre right, so respect other people and dont ping them needlessly

fading nymph
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And every person has different understanding on what an acceptable ping is

golden ivy
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jesus

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now that i mention it

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471 pings

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is alot

fading nymph
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And I don't ping anymore even if I want to ask a particular person a question because the people making the laws don't think my questions are worth anyones time.

kind rover
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What did I do this time
Stop harassing me omg everyone talking about pings and omg omg omg

outer spear
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its pretty obvious when you cross the line snow

kind rover
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Also I didn't realize you were 32

bold quest
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Who's 32?

outer spear
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just because its subjective

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doesnt mean theres a line

fading nymph
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Lines are subjective.

kind rover
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And again if any1 has a question for me or whatever, I really don't mind pings. Just completely random stuff like "duz u like potatoes @kind rover" would be dumb

tame sparrow
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Snow, you're such a fucking whiner about your mute, jesus. You pinged lava, which you had been told not to do. I gave you ANOTHER FREE CHANCE, you pinged him again right then and there, to two separate accounts.
Cry harder

fading nymph
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Shut up vad. I didn't fucking start this convo!

golden ivy
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no

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bad

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stop conversing

tame sparrow
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You mentioned me by name, I'll say what I want

fading nymph
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Lmao

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Bray's fault. Lol

bold quest
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@golden ivy change the topic

golden ivy
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cheese is the food that’s most likely to be stolen.

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fun fact

bold quest
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Your dad died

fading nymph
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Bread.

tame sparrow
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That's because the mafia runs mafiatown

golden ivy
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The country that eats the most doughnuts is Canada.

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fun fact

dapper sleet
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lol

bold quest
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They eat doughtnuts because of the holes

golden ivy
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Lobsters used to be popular prison food. No one liked these “sea insects” back in the early 1900s, so they were given to prisoners who complained that they were fed lobsters too often. It wasn’t until after WWII that lobsters were considered a delicacy.

dapper sleet
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but are they good though?

fading nymph
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I prefer when lava steals your soda.

golden ivy
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yes Tim bits

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a staple of canadian snacks

fading nymph
bold quest
fading nymph
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Lobsters are just underwater cockroaches

kind rover
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God damn it heiz I clicked that like an idiot >_>

tame sparrow
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.>

fading nymph
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Lmao

kind rover
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Vad noooo

tame sparrow
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We both need a helmet, stat

kind rover
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I need your mom

fading nymph
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||if you are reading this, there's a bug behind you|| Dont read this

kind rover
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o
OOOOHHHH

tame sparrow
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she ded

bold quest
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If there's a bug behind you, then there's a chance for a vore scene

tame sparrow
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My wife and I just got back from the kitchen: made tacos

foggy thorn
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just had tacos

fading nymph
tame sparrow
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fukken NOICE

bold quest
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Just had your dad

tame sparrow
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he is a federal prisoner so its possible

fading nymph
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Not supposed to rob banks

tame sparrow
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robbing banks is apparently bad luck

bold quest
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Rob them before they get to the bank

fading nymph
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Nah. Rob them after they use the atm

kind rover
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Yo which one of you mother truckers has d2 on Xbox one. I need someone to help me get the savior title. Just need Inotam legend but I got no mic, no groups will invite me. Tried it solo but I struggle to get enough points by the end of the 3rd stage.

tame sparrow
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kuaka might

fading nymph
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Need to transfer my cross-save from ps4 to xbox

kind rover
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:0

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Hurry up

bold quest
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I can help you

fading nymph
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Nevermind. My ps4 isn't here today. Hubby took it to work -,-

tame sparrow
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wtf

kind rover
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Also I won't be able to hear most of the time since other people are usually sleeping in a room nearby, but I'm no scrub I solo content for a living basically

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Damn husbands are selfish ass wipes!!!

twin hound
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Okay... Crafting is.starting to get a bit nuts...

fading nymph
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He's a monitor watcher. When nobody is there he only has one monitor to watch so he plays final fantasy 14...

tame sparrow
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meteor I wanna see your face so I can stop trying to imagine what a goober you are

kind rover
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_>

bold quest
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Meteor does neck reveal

fading nymph
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Metoer looks like Steve austin

kind rover
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I have hair, skin, a nose, 2 eyes, 2 ears

twin hound
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I wonder why is it some crafts cap at 335t material needed, but some continue on into q

tame sparrow
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caps

bold quest
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Is that a question or are you just talking to yourself?

fading nymph
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Put on that William shatner mask and take a pic.

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We can think you are Michael Meyers from halloween

bold quest
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Get a ball gag and use it on yourself

tame sparrow
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He can't

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He never said he had a mouth

fading nymph
tame sparrow
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That's also the real reason he doesn't go on voice chat

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No mouth

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just a hole for ingesting the nutrient paste

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honestly why would anyone buy ketchup in a glass bottle in this day and age

fading nymph
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It was a threat to heiz lol

kind rover
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Ladies and gentlemen

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Behold...

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My hand

tame sparrow
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Whitey is the devil

fading nymph
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Alright time to find an anthropologist to figure out where you live

tame sparrow
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Should probably use a Meteorologist, they'll have more specific information

fading nymph
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And maybe a geologist.

twin hound
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Or... You could just snag his ip, or something

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Somehow

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And trace it back to his exact address

tame sparrow
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Its not worth the effort, an IP address is pretty meaningless these days

fading nymph
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That's against the rules too

tame sparrow
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unless he's dumb enough to be on the interwebs with no vpn

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and then it will most likely only lead you to a 2-3 block area, not a specific accurate address

kind rover
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Doesn't take long to find literally anyone these days tbf

tame sparrow
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours big boy ;)

bold quest
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Swordfight

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Vad x Meteor

fading nymph
bold quest
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Jousting

kind rover
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Frozen ketchup?

bold quest
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Snow seems hateful today

tame sparrow
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someone tried to circumcise that sauce

golden ivy
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did i ever tell u guys about the time that a faulty wiring in my house caused flickering lights for 4 months

kind rover
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You sure that wasn't just nosferatu

tame sparrow
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Fire hazard

golden ivy
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we had it checked like 20 times

bold quest
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Free warmth

golden ivy
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they couldnt find an issue

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im booooored

tame sparrow
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Play Deep Rock Galactic

golden ivy
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or u could just talk to me

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and amuse me

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i am a social creature

tame sparrow
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Can't, I'm about to be playing Deep Rock Galactic with my bud

fading nymph
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Deep rock galactic is nice.

golden ivy
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nuuuu

tame sparrow
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Its a lot of fun

golden ivy
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awww

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ok

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fine

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actually im probably going to grind some pokemon

tame sparrow
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See, you're not bored at all

fading nymph
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Go play Minecraft.

golden ivy
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omg snow play with me

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that would be epic

fading nymph
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Co op pokemon?

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Lol

golden ivy
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minecraft

fading nymph
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Don't have a PC to run Minecraft. -_-

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I have a craptop

golden ivy
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rip

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is downloading roms technically piracy

fading nymph
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Sharing them is the bad part.

golden ivy
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well yeah

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I just never thought of it before

fading nymph
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You can technically have roms if you have the physical

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And if anyone asks you have them

golden ivy
#

i need a fun game for the game boy advance

fading nymph
#

Links awkaening

tame sparrow
#

A Link to the Past, Metroid Zero Mission, Metroid Fusion, Dark Arena, Golden Sun + The Lost Age, Castlevania Double Pack, Final Fantasy 1, 2, 5, Gunstar Heroes

#

Any of the various Yu Gi Oh games

golden ivy
#

is link's awakening even on game boy advance

tame sparrow
#

No, its a Gameboy/Color game

golden ivy
#

yeah thats waht i thought

#

thank q

tame sparrow
#

Links Awakening is GB, Links Awakening DX is GBC

#

They're GBA compatible of course

#

I have literally all of the GBA ROMs that exist on this machine, let me see if I can compress them to a managable size

#

Zipping, we'll know in about 20 minutes

wispy dagger
#

aaaaaaa

tame sparrow
#

yes

#

I agree

void spade
#

bbbbbbb

tame sparrow
#

Fantastic, tell me more

golden ivy
#

ccccccccc

tame sparrow
#

rude

void spade
#

B&

tame sparrow
#

Bray is a lusty slattern, pass it on

void spade
#

Okay

#

Bray is a lusty slattern, pass it on

golden ivy
#

tf is a slattern

#

oh i see

tame sparrow
#

You would know if you weren't so lusty

golden ivy
#

well

#

slat•tern slăt′ərn►
n. An untidy, dirty woman.
n. A woman who is negligent of her dress, or who suffers her clothes and household furniture to be in disorder; one who is not neat and nice; a slut.
Pertaining to or characteristic of a slattern; slovenly; slatternly.

fading nymph
#

That's the third time today someone has used that word...

tame sparrow
#

Slattern?

fading nymph
#

Yeah. My hubby used it to describe someone. And I read it in a book afterwards.

tame sparrow
#

Oh damn, fancy

golden ivy
#

my stepdad used to describe people with the n word

tame sparrow
#

Oh fuck

#

that's not okay

golden ivy
#

i was too young to know what it meant

#

but years later i have vivid memories of our road rage induced adventures

fading nymph
#

Third time in one day. I'm suppose to learn this word apparently

#

Oh, my grandpa told me his story about vibrators and menstrual blood in the middle of a toy store when I was a child.

#

😑

tame sparrow
#

noooooope

#

bad grandpa

#

smack him with a newspaper, in the past

#

You'll need a time machine

fading nymph
#

Yeah. That's okay. My Grandma referred to me as a virgin whore all the time.

tame sparrow
#

and a newspaper

#

fuckin weirdos

fading nymph
#

I hated her. My grandpa was fun despite... Strange incidents where I'm convinced he was a sexual predator at one point in his life.

#

But he was an okie. He grew up during the depression and moved to California.

golden ivy
#

speaking of california

#

my dad came back from calli like 4 hours ago

fading nymph
#

I feel like everyone from that era had no filters

#

I've got a newspaper. I cant find the time machine. Lol

#

And is he bring you anything bray?

golden ivy
#

yeah but im getting them with the other kids

#

and theya re at my moms

fading nymph
#

Urgh. I want a milkshake. I wonder if McDonald's has a shamrock shake yet.

tame sparrow
#

What you're gonna do is, you're gonna go to Arbys

fading nymph
#

Don't have one of those

tame sparrow
#

and get yourself a mint shake

#

dammit

#

meme ruined

fading nymph
#

Lmao

fleet ivy
#

Where the hell do you live that you don't have arby's

fading nymph
#

Oh it's a meme. Sorry.

#

Might be one 50 miles over there but. Arby's closed a few years ago because they had a mice infestation.

golden ivy
#

i got in an airplane and they blew up the plane

#

dumb feds

fading nymph
#

.> good.

#

I thought you were playing Pokemon.

twin hound
#

McDonald's, so not worth your dollar

fading nymph
#

I only drink their shakes. Lol

golden ivy
#

their coffee is godly

#

or atleast in canada it is

fading nymph
#

In Canada they use real coffee

#

Not powdered shit

twin hound
#

Not even for a minty shake you aren't guaranteed to get because the ice cream machine isn't working

fading nymph
#

60% uptime because they refuse to update their milkshake systems

twin hound
#

Heat cycle in the middle of rush hour

#

Or some shit

fading nymph
#

Cleaning cycle at 5 pm.

#

Yeah.

#

Random ass reasons

twin hound
#

Been there, done that

#

Never working fast food again

slim grove
#

OH YEAH

twin hound
#

Can't handle the heat of being in kitchen

fading nymph
#

At one mcdonalds they had employees jacking off into the frys.

twin hound
#

Fucking vile

slim grove
#

I forgot those things were out

twin hound
#

And how long did they let that shit go on?

mental spade
#

My save is still gone

golden ivy
#

fuck

fading nymph
#

One employee said he had done it since he got hired. 2 years. Lol

mental spade
#

Pog

#

Extra protein

golden ivy
#

there were 2 tanks and i tried to jump into one which caused the other to shoot me and blow up the tank so that tank got made and shot the other

fading nymph
#

Only reason he got caught was because someone put a camera in the back.

golden ivy
#

and now both tanks are on fire

fading nymph
#

-_- I don't think people really care about health codes.

twin hound
#

Nope

mental spade
#

Yummy yummy fried cummy

#

Fries and cummy filling my tummy

twin hound
#

All the more reason to never eat mcdonalds

fading nymph
#

Lol

mental spade
#

I’m sorry

twin hound
#

Never know what their employees, who only work there to make things worse, are doing to the food

#

Anyways

granite oyster
#

That's just kinda what happens when your workers are severely mistreated

twin hound
#

Suppose I'll need to ascend eventually... Been going 12 days since my last rebirth

#

Got contracts and mastery challenges that need to be done

fading nymph
#

I don't rebirth unless I have to.

twin hound
#

That reminds me... I also have an ice cream I need to do

granite oyster
#

It can be nice if you want a higher apo level for mamma mia

#

But that's about all I rebirth for now

#

@twin hound good luck!

#

Which are you on?

twin hound
#

The first one

granite oyster
#

oh shit!

twin hound
#

Well, haven't started it yet

granite oyster
#

good luck!

#

Don't upgrade the potion you get after btw

#

I made that mistake

#

now I'm screwed

twin hound
#

Currently have 1* solar damage

#

Due to how long I've been on this one ascension

#

But, I'm reluctant to have to remake everything, fight through everything, and level up everything all over again

#

But it needs to be done

#

Eventually

granite oyster
#

It's rough to reset, but I'd do it

#

It's worth it :)

twin hound
#

I should build up some ap tickets

#

Spends all night doing seconds long ascensions

golden ivy
#

oh wow

#

anyone have a link's awakening rom for gbc

snow scaffold
#

i’m so mad i just got 45 on hoops and got the ball wobble on my last 2 trials only putting me at 52

pearl oak
#

So sad

dusky thunder
#

Yeah, I hate hoops

frank moth
#

i just realized how are we going to beat the damn corona virus if anti vaxxers are present

dapper sleet
#

been there. you kust get those pain hoops

#

most of my prob after 30 is hitting the back of the hoop and it not counting

#

just some spots and movement kill the ball it feels

frank moth
#

i got more than 65 and it feels good

pearl oak
#

Who wants to see how dangerous a mandolin slicer is

fossil stratus
#

not me

#

why

pearl oak
#

Cuz I found out today lol

fossil stratus
#

how

pearl oak
#

NGL, it's pretty dangerous

fossil stratus
#

u cut urself

#

u lost a finger?

pearl oak
#

No. I didn't cut myself

#

No

fossil stratus
#

oh then what happened for u to realize

pearl oak
#

I didn't lose a finger

#

The thumb isn't a finger

fossil stratus
#

oh

pearl oak
#

I lost a chunk of it

fossil stratus
#

what.

pearl oak
#

Lemme see if I can spoiler this photo on mobile

fossil stratus
#

are u alright

pearl oak
#

I'm ok.

#

Just in loads of pain

fossil stratus
#

oh

#

then ur not ok

pearl oak
#

No. I mean. I'm still alive

fossil stratus
#

did u see a doctor?

#

i mean that must be important

pearl oak
#

My mol was a midwife for 40yrs

#

She knows medicine. She worked on it

fossil stratus
#

oh

#

i guess it'll do

#

u got a photo?

twin hound
#

Guess I was fretting over ascending for nothing

pearl oak
#

For those who don't wanna see

twin hound
#

Popping out still doing solar damage

pearl oak
#

Those pics are like..3h after

#

SOO close to bone

fossil stratus
#

wow

pearl oak
#

Almost took off nail too lol

fossil stratus
#

it's not as bad as i imagined it, but worse than i hoped

pearl oak
#

No. I didn't lose half the thumb but still

#

I'm a fucking chef

#

This shits gunna make work hard

fossil stratus
#

oh

#

well yeah

pearl oak
#

And I was prepping supper when I did that

fossil stratus
#

but cant u take a week off?

pearl oak
#

Got it fixed and went right back to prepping

#

A week off? That's a lot of pay to be missing out on

#

And it's gonna take about 6 to heal

fossil stratus
#

but when i see this

pearl oak
#

It's bad, but I'll have to wear a glove over it at work

fossil stratus
#

aaanyways

#

imma go to bed, its beena hard day for me too

#

i mean its saturday, but i had to work all day at my father's house

#

so yeah

#

gn, get better

pearl oak
#

Thanks. Gn!

frank moth
#

why did i click the spoiler

pearl oak
#

Idk. I never spoiler stuff unless gorey

#

And I also warn

frank moth
#

reminds me of that time when my arteries were clogged in the legs

pearl oak
#

Dude. Now that's brutal

#

But yeah, just lost close to 3/4" x 1/2" x 1/4" of my right thumb

frank moth
#

i could see my legs being red/purple

#

so uh thats fun

#

a misdiagnosis is also fun

pearl oak
#

Oh yeah totally! Misdiagnosis ftw

#

Aren't they great. I heard amputation is all the rage rn too

frank moth
#

fortunately i got a diagnosis

#

so i had to go through a lot of shit

#

they took my blood filled it with something and transfered it back and it probably fixed the issue

livid nexus
#

monka..S

golden ivy
#

indeed

frail cedar
#

No

golden ivy
#

no

#

Ashley blocked me

#

pff

#

its because you didnt buy her bathwater

raw garnet
#

HAPPY MARCH 1ST EVERYONE (for those of you who live in the US or live somewhere where it's March 1st rn)

golden ivy
#

no

uneven dune
wispy dagger
#

you could make them actual rounded teeth

#

but it might lose the appeal in the current style that you have given it, if you do

frail cedar
#

eat pant

uneven dune
wispy dagger
#

ashley you weenie

#

where have you been

#

hmmm

outer spear
#

Speeeen

fading nymph
#

New car. 6k only.

#

I want one. Lmao

tame sparrow
#

TWENTY DAYS UNTIL THE RIPPING AND TEARING BEGINS ANEW

vernal fjord
#

I'm getting super unlucky with getting this card

fading nymph
#

20 days till vad leaves us for hell.

tame sparrow
#

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here (in this chat)

vernal fjord
#

just hit 1k kills without getting the card

uneven dune
tame sparrow
#

that's a very small number of kills

vernal fjord
#

yea, I've only prestiged twice and it's only nutto

fading nymph
#

If this is hell, where is Bea Arthur?

tame sparrow
#

Worry less about farming fight cards and more about getting progression for a bit, cards will come quite easily later

vernal fjord
#

with an extra 8% card drop rate

golden ivy
#

ok i got link's awakening

#

finally

tame sparrow
#

Okay so I compressed all the GBA roms for you, it came out to 12.8GB. Any ideas for where you want it uploaded to?

#

@golden ivy

golden ivy
#

idk

fading nymph
#

Mega upload is good

golden ivy
#

yeah i guess so then

#

thanks vad

#

ur the best

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

same

tame sparrow
#

I'll try it

golden ivy
#

is it best to keep all my files on hdd and just keep windows on ssd

#

i heard someone say that once

tame sparrow
#

Large or seldomly accessed files belong on your HDD, but if you want games to run real good and stuff, put them on your SSD if you have the space

#

I'm running windirstat on my SSD right now, I'll show you what's basically on there

#

Upload is only at 2% btw, gonna take goram forever

golden ivy
#

i just moved about 100 gb of stuff to my hdd just to free up storage

#

but nothing i need to acess alot

tame sparrow
#

Of my C drive, which is an SSD and also where I have Windows installed

#

The big red box is DOOM 2016

#

The big blue box is Warframe

#

The other large boxes are other games

#

Purple and green are also for DOOM lol

golden ivy
#

lol

tame sparrow
#

In the very lower right all those tiny grey boxes are Windows updates and drivers and shit

#

So my SSD is just Windows, programs I use often, and games I'm currently playing

golden ivy
#

yeah thats what im doing now

#

and im keeping roms and emulators on hdd because they dont use alot of power anyway so it shouldnt lack too much in comparison

tame sparrow
#

If a game doesn't require disk access to run properly I'll install it on the HDD but bigass games all stream everything from the disk in to RAM or VRAM constantly while you're playing so they should be on the fastest storage you have, which is your SSD

#

But for things like emulating ROMS and small games, they get basically fully loaded in to RAM when you run them, so there's no reason to keep them on the SSD when a spinning hard drive will do fine

#

So you're doing good

golden ivy
#

yay

#

i did a good

#

i put an option to uncap frames and aparently i can get 1k fps on pokemon emerald

#

i am proud

tardy crescent
#

I'm really thinking I won't do it in a reasonable amount of time

golden ivy
#

329 left

#

dumby

tardy crescent
#

🤦‍♀️

golden ivy
#

oh wow im big brain

#

319*

tardy crescent
#

still 🤦‍♀️

#

cuz I want to go to lvl 250

golden ivy
#

yes

#

but you see

#

the jokes was

#

101 +319

#

= 420

tame sparrow
#

17%

tardy crescent
#

well I know xd

golden ivy
#

you sure?

tardy crescent
#

and what about 17%

#

I already knew you were making a reference to a 420 joke so

tame sparrow
#

That's how far my upload for Bray is

tardy crescent
#

oh

tame sparrow
#

It is unrelated to you

tardy crescent
#

k

tame sparrow
#

Unless you want all the GBA ROMs there are

#

in which case, the upload is at 17%

golden ivy
#

all?

#

like how many

tame sparrow
#

All the different GBA carts that were ever made

#

This is the most complete collection of GBA games possible

golden ivy
#

wiki says 1504

tame sparrow
#

Any games not in this archive are either so rare that nobody has been able to dump them, or they're one-offs produced by nintendo for a competition or something

golden ivy
#

jeeze

#

how did u get them all?

tame sparrow
#

I downloaded them as part of a set of all the cartridge ROMs that exist for every system that ever took cartridges, from the 80's all the way up to the GBA

golden ivy
#

i see

tame sparrow
golden ivy
#

yes i do

tame sparrow
#

19%

golden ivy
#

it makes me feel so small thinking about the sheer amount of content produced

#

like there is so much at such a rate its impossible for me to play every game

tame sparrow
#

Indeed

#

A vast ocean of data awaits your exploration

#

And it doubles in size once a month

golden ivy
#

wow

#

Its insane that we live in an age where I jump on a website and can download something taking 3 hours that will give me 5k hours of entertainment

tardy crescent
tough zealot
#

B> Gorshank pet

#

;-;

golden ivy
#

1073741824?

#

Divide it by 2556528.152380

wispy dagger
#

hmmmm

tardy crescent
#

man you can get any number you want by dividing by an amount comprised in the real set of numbers

#

stop with these ultra unfunny jokes of divide something by <insert_number_with_HELLA_decimals_here>

echo ivy
#

what is the fastest way to lvl up?

golden ivy
#

Buy gems

#

Won't hurt

echo ivy
#

er, what duration isn an average ascension

tardy crescent
#

lol

golden ivy
#

They are smarter than us

echo ivy
#

thx

wispy dagger
#

the duration of time itself is dependant on what you have previously obtained in the game

golden ivy
#

🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 peng party

#

Woooo

#

Its the first of March in like 12 minutes

echo ivy
#

where do I get the PC version?

wispy dagger
#

its already march 1st here

golden ivy
#

Kongregate

#

Or use an emulator

wispy dagger
#

bluestacks

golden ivy
#

Nox*

echo ivy
#

ah

wispy dagger
#

boxlobkcx

golden ivy
#

Nox kinda sucks but is a tad bit more stable imo

wispy dagger
#

i still want the sound files from chicken odessey

tame sparrow
#

25%

#

Nox is chinese malware

tardy crescent
#

no bluestacks is

golden ivy
#

Well bluestacks kept bluescreening my pc

#

Idk what I did

#

Nox had no issues

tardy crescent
#

blue(packs of <usually> 64 items in minecraft)

wispy dagger
#

packed icee

golden ivy
#

Also nox has a multidrive system for different emulation states which is nice

tame sparrow
#

Bluestacks is certified by Google, the android consortium, Intel, and many other hardware adjacent companies. Nox is literally known far and wide for installing stuff without your permission, automatically. I know which one I'm going to trust.

wispy dagger
#

neitheer

golden ivy
#

I love how elemenda reacted to his own message with hahaha

tardy crescent
golden ivy
#

And noone else

#

Because it wasn't funny

#

Kinda sad

wispy dagger
#

i still do that sometimes bray

tardy crescent
#

funnier than nox being a chinese malware at least hahaha

golden ivy
#

Ur funny tho jodoc

#

Elemenda is just special

#

And yeah vad ur spitting facts

#

I don't use either anymore

tardy crescent
#

species: [REDACTED]

tame sparrow
#

Do it right

golden ivy
#

Did you guys hear about that guy in 2012 who got 6 years in prison for a joke on runescape

wispy dagger
#

i want to say yes but it is a fuzzy memory to mee

tardy crescent
#

mee6?

golden ivy
#

I was too young to know about it at the time but he was on a podcast I watched and it's real sad

#

He said he was going to blowup and shoot up his school and the FBI raided his house and the judge he got in trial hated him for no reason and tripled the sentence he was supposed to get

wispy dagger
#

welp

#

thats why you shouldnt jokee about things like that

golden ivy
#

Yeah

#

Imagine though like not knowing anything past 2012 and being thrown back into society in 2018

#

You would have to learn all the new tech and memes and games

wispy dagger
#

or being born before 1900s and being sent to 2000s

golden ivy
#

That would be weird asf

#

Or being born in the 2000s and being sent to 2100s

wispy dagger
#

if you had a time machine and brought all curreent knowledge to the past before it existed, would it ruin the present you return to? or further advance it

golden ivy
#

I'd say further advance it

tame sparrow
#

They would put me in a little room, interrogating me for hours. "Hydrazine is a monofuel" I would tell them.

golden ivy
#

We would skip our mistakes with the industrial revolution, disease and overcrowding, and have entire models of atomic structures and DNA without ever having to lift a finger

#

I think it would advance our civilization

wispy dagger
#

hydralazine is similar but very different vad

tame sparrow
#

Google tells me that is a high blood pressure medication, whereas hydrazine is an extremely poisonous substance that is also carcinogenic and tends to burst in to flame at the earliest opportunity (that's what makes it a good monofuel)

golden ivy
#

I'm lost

#

🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧 penguin party

wispy dagger
#

🐧

golden ivy
#

Its march

#

1st

#

Yay

fading nymph
#

It's March death.

tame sparrow
#

Its a satcom joke. They make you learn all kinds of stupid bullshit about satellites when all you really need to be concerned with is RF stuff

golden ivy
#

13 days until pi day

twin hound
#

Alright! Occulon pet get!

tame sparrow
#

nice

golden ivy
#

I will yet again be pi king

#

Woo

fading nymph
#

Killing who?

#

Piking is a bit archaic.

golden ivy
#

Who are we piking?

#

And why?

fading nymph
#

You said it.

golden ivy
#

Oh hehe

#

No non no

#

I will be the king of pi

fading nymph
#

but you don't have pie.

#

Or a circle

golden ivy
#

Every year a competition is held at my school and a winner is chosen by whoever memorizes and recites the most digits of pi

fading nymph
#

You know pi to the millionth place?

golden ivy
#

Only like 200 or so

#

A tad bit rusty

#

But now that's its march the grind begins

fading nymph
#

Practice bray.

golden ivy
#

I don't think I need to

fading nymph
#

They even have a quiz

golden ivy
#

Its so engraved into my head

#

It took about 20 hours

fading nymph
#

How many 4s are in the first 40 digits? :p

golden ivy
#

I grabbed like 20 sheets of blank paper and my laptop and would write them over and over again backwards and forwards

#

Uh 4s?

#

4

#

Yeah

#

141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105

#

Is 51

fading nymph
#

🥧

golden ivy
#

I have a pi poster

fading nymph
#

Now figure out the circumference of lavas head.

golden ivy
#

I will

fading nymph
#

He has to measure his head first. Lmao

golden ivy
#

Lmao I was watching a twitch streamer playing Cs:go and he randomly just switched to Minecraft during our conversation

#

Now I'm sad

#

I wanted to see cs

fading nymph
#

I just cleared first dungeon of moonlighter without taking damage using a spear.

golden ivy
#

Gj

#

Idk what any of that means

#

But I'm proud of you

fading nymph
#

Example

#

Teleporting predictable bosses.

golden ivy
#

Oh ok

fading nymph
golden ivy
fading nymph
#

Big boss.

golden ivy
#

Looks fun

fading nymph
#

Legend of Zelda meets shop keeper

golden ivy
#

Speaking of legend of zelda

#

I got links awakening

#

Yay

fading nymph
#

You go into a dungeon at night and sell stuff during day

#

And I saw you had gotten it

#

Now go to bed

#

:)

golden ivy
#

No

#

Its only like modnight

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And a half

fading nymph
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Modnight

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Are you trying to call them in here? Lol

willow pumice
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Except for a few constructions I thought the scaling was pretty reasonable... And then this

golden ivy
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Lmao

willow pumice
distant siren
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mandelier

fading nymph
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I know chandelier can take 5 years with max construction ing skill

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Lmao

golden ivy
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I'm boooored

tardy crescent
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5 years lol

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more I'd say

fading nymph
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Stop cheating elemen

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Lmao

tame sparrow
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42%

tardy crescent
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wat

fading nymph
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You saw it.

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:v

tardy crescent
golden ivy
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Ooh ik what i can do

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I'll go check my rank

tardy crescent
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lel