#off-topic-chat

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fading nymph
wind lily
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Reached the Mist

fading nymph
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Can you see in the mist?

wind lily
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Yeah, but I’m eating a lot of damage

pearl oak
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Yo. Where's ash at?

foggy thorn
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gone

golden ivy
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I'm in purgatory for the 3rd time, and these baddies eat a truck load of damage

foggy thorn
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@frail cedar poop head

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gottem

fading nymph
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Kuaka is like an ingrown toenail. Painful and hard to get rid of. Lol

frank moth
tame sparrow
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@autumn copper are you still alive

pearl oak
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Is anyone truly alive

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What is the meaning of existing

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, how can we prove that it in fact DOES make a sound?

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IS SNOW TRULY A FEMALE?? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE MUST ASK

fading nymph
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Don't be sexist

pearl oak
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It's not sexist. It was a question

fading nymph
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Otherwise I'll question whether you are or not.

pearl oak
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I question that myself at times...

fading nymph
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Are you the furry in Meats clinic?

pearl oak
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I mean...id like to be.

fading nymph
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Hmm.

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I realize that sounds really bad without context. Lmao

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Vad doesn't read his DMs. I sent him a message days ago and he didn't read it. Yeah it was just a link but even just a shut up snow like everyone else sends me would do.

fleet ivy
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Shut up snow

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:p couldn't resist

fading nymph
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Yep. Just like that

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🤪

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Is lava okay? I haven't seen him online today.

tame sparrow
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I had muted you shortly before that, what makes you think I wanted to hear from you at the time? I read all my DMs

foggy thorn
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can confirm

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just sent him one

fading nymph
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It didn't say you had me muted

tame sparrow
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Muted you here

fading nymph
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Meh.

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And you still could have told me to shut up.

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Most people do just tell me to shut up or call me names in my DMs

tame sparrow
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I don't owe you a response

fading nymph
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Nobody owes anyone anything lol

tame sparrow
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In other news, my wife decided she wanted to play DOOM and it was on sale for $6 so she is playing it now

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And I'm replaying to 100% secrets so we're kinda playing DOOM together

fading nymph
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Doom 64 comes out on the day eternal comes out

tame sparrow
fading nymph
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Oh. Well. I'm curious which version of 64 it is.

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There's no real info on it. Lmao

golden ivy
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Heya

fading nymph
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Bray. Bray Bray. Bray Bray Bray.

pearl oak
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Hey. Anyone like the old GB font that you saw whenever you popped in a game?

golden ivy
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Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow.

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🐧

fading nymph
golden ivy
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Its my seal of approval

pearl oak
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Better yet, who here has a Samsung phone

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And yes, like that

golden ivy
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Credits to my cat for posing

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And my atrocious Photoshop skills

tame sparrow
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I have a samsung phone

fading nymph
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That doesn't look like a fat cat

golden ivy
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No that's the skinny one

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Her mom

pearl oak
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Vad. I'ma send a file here. See if you can install it properly and apply it.

golden ivy
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That's milky. Her baby Mini-milky is the chub

graceful hinge
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my guess is

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Lava is adding onto crafting?

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for this update?

tame sparrow
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I mean, idk about installing some random file

pearl oak
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It's from the Galaxy store.

fading nymph
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It wouldn't open

pearl oak
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What do you mean it wouldn't open

golden ivy
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So I cheated the wifi

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I just clicked "use as is" on the wifi sign in

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And it worked

tame sparrow
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It installed but did nothing

pearl oak
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Go and see if you can apply the font

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It won't show up on discord. (Which I hate) but for most other things it should give you the old GB font

fading nymph
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You have to apply it

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I wouldn't open. Lmao

pearl oak
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Hmmmm

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Lemme try a few other things. I've been trying to see if I can can send true monotype fonts for use on other Samsungs

golden ivy
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🐧

tame sparrow
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Ah, "This Font is not supported"

pearl oak
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Any ideas vad?

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It's a true font from the Galaxy store. Like i bought it. Could it be licensing issues?

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That's what it looks like when applied

tame sparrow
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I doubt the settings app is checking for a license. I would get a refund and go find a free version

pearl oak
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You can't. 😭 If you want to apply a new font that's not already preinstalled to a Samsung it's gotta be made by monotype and they all cost

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I mean. Shit. I only paid $1.49 for it.

kind rover
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Lava's status: Prepping an announcement...

Excites

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Meanwhile: Rocket league 20 minutes

fading nymph
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Been like that for days. Lol

kind rover
golden ivy
near wharf
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i play rocket league while eating

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maximum efficiency

tame sparrow
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And he eats while pooping! Double Max Efficient

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Also lava I pinned a very special post today pls no remove

near wharf
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thanks for brining it to my attention

tame sparrow
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:O

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:(

chilly prawn
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I make special posts 😦 they get banned

tame sparrow
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It was special the first couple times. After the 20th time everyone got tired of you

chilly prawn
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It still hasn’t been addressed. Bc now it’s censored and buried

tame sparrow
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Jesus christ man, you have no concept of what censorship IS if you're still saying that

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The issue is known

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Literally everyone here knows that iOS is behind

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There are multiple posts about it in suggestion discussion

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I'm pretty sure (but haven't checked) that it is also addressed in best suggestions

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Lava KNOWS its behind

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All the mods KNOW its behind

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All the regular users KNOW its behind

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You're not being censored. You're being a big baby.

fading nymph
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Vad triggered

zinc moat
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I was about to say. A baby is a little harsh dude

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Let the man cry in peace

tame sparrow
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Jeeeeesus

chilly prawn
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When you say don’t talk about X or Y. Or you can’t talk about X or Y What’s that called ?

fading nymph
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Censorship

hollow forge
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dictatorship

fading nymph
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Boot up ass.

zinc moat
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Alphabetphobia

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X or Y are kinda scary

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Ngl

fading nymph
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Yeah don't talk about X and Y. Z is taboo but nobody gonna say nothing bout it

tame sparrow
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Nobody said that talking about how the game is behind is not permitted. As you were ALREADY TOLD MULTIPLE TIMES the problem is that you are beating a dead horse. And you already know that. You fucking know it because you were told. That's not censorship. That's cutting down on SPAM. What you are doing is spamming. Don't conflate the two things.

golden ivy
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Poor horse tho

tame sparrow
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That horse is a puddle now

golden ivy
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well

chilly prawn
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Spam? That’s like 83% of what’s in this channel. Random meaningless spam

fading nymph
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Vads definition of spam is anything and everything

golden ivy
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I disagree

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If you walk into chat on an off day, you might see some kinda spammy stuff but meaningful heartfelt discussion takes place

zinc moat
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This man really just pulled out a calculator and got the exact percentage of what he considered spam in this channel

chilly prawn
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Scrolled up seen furry talk. Flashlight stuff random pics and cooking pics.

golden ivy
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The cooking pics are always needed

chilly prawn
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Just bc you and few others disagree. Then I can’t talk about it? I’m sure there’s plenty of people don’t want to see or talk about other stuff earlier today

golden ivy
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Its just annoying my guy

fading nymph
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There's a fire here and nobody is trying to put it out.

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Both parties gonna nuke us.

zinc moat
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Guinea pigs are kinda hot

tame sparrow
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This is the general chat, you can talk about anything you want. Topics that most people get tired of (minecraft, terraria, sadposting, etc) go to off topic.
General chat is not just for idle skilling talk. Off topic is a holding cell for stuff that people get tired of seeing in the general chat.

zinc moat
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Anyone attracted to Guinea pigs?

golden ivy
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No

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Pears tho

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They sexy

fading nymph
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Just don't insert them wildvine

zinc moat
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I'm the inserter

chilly prawn
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How many is a people enough to send a topic to off topic. How does that get voted on

fading nymph
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Oh God.

tame sparrow
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AND moving stuff to off topic isn't censorship, either.

zinc moat
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Whoops

fading nymph
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Pokemans

tame sparrow
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Generally when people start complaining about it enough. That's how minecraft got moved there. That's how your dead-horse-beating got moved there, too.

zinc moat
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Didnt mean to send that. Not the right time

golden ivy
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A topic going to off topic is usually just stuff that the people in general don't want to here

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When there's enough people to talk about it but it's not popular enough that everyone is talking about it kinda thing

tame sparrow
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But also, this isn't a democracy. You don't get a vote. Idle Skilling Discord is not a free country. If you don't like it, tough. Make your own discord channel.

chilly prawn
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Where’s the voting booth for yess/no to topics. Bc I’m sure there’s plenty people that don’t want to see multiple topics. There is in every group of people. Can’t please everyone. So everything should be off topic at that point

fading nymph
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This is a police state. Vad knows what you're typing before you do.

golden ivy
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Or just we talk in general and annoying people who are unnecessarily opposing it can leave

fading nymph
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Minority report.

tame sparrow
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Vote time: How many hours should I mute napolleon for? Use a number react to record your vote.

chilly prawn
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So just the mods can have the chat and everyone else has no pinion

fading nymph
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I vote for vad to be muted for ten minutes.

golden ivy
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Nah

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Vad is a cool

tame sparrow
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We have 100 hours or infinity so far

golden ivy
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Average it

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So infinity

tame sparrow
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Eggplant I'm gonna say stands for 12 hours

golden ivy
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I approve

chilly prawn
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Muted for trying have discussion about what goes to off topic. Which is anything the 10-15 mods don’t want to talk about that particular day

tame sparrow
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Oh I didn't mute you yet, the votes aren't in.

fading nymph
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Cartman from south park. Respect my authority.

tame sparrow
zinc moat
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The only topic that they are mad about is the "iOS version needs update" I have never seen anyone muted for anything else. I know there are topics that could get you you muted, but you are the only case I have actually seen

tame sparrow
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I muted snow the other day for being weird

fading nymph
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Aboose

zinc moat
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Understandable

fading nymph
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Amoose

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Moose

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Vad rides the moose into the sunset.

zinc moat
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I ride the Guinea pig into the bed room

tame sparrow
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Also I find the argument a bit disingenuous in the first place. "General chat is for anything so I'm only going to use it to spam my gripes".

golden ivy
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Holy fuck that made me laugh so hard

dark linden
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If lava done 25% in two month, patch Will be in a half year?)

golden ivy
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He did the hard 25% first maybe

fading nymph
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I get muted for being against vad. Or funny lucky.

zinc moat
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Lunny fucky

fading nymph
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Looney Tunes

tame sparrow
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You have never been muted for being "against" me, you've been muted for breaking the rules. Don't tell lies.

zinc moat
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Just fucking admit it

tame sparrow
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Admit what

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.>

zinc moat
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You abuse mod powers

tough zealot
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Mfw I show up to drama

zinc moat
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I've seen it on countless occasions

tame sparrow
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How many?

fading nymph
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Vad muted me for a rule that's not posted. Lol

zinc moat
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69 times if I'm not mistaken

foggy thorn
zinc moat
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Imagine owning an apple product

proven moss
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Makes sense to me

fading nymph
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Kuaka is an iPad.

zinc moat
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Rip

tame sparrow
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vAD MutEd Me FOr a RuLE tHAt iSn'T EvEN PoooOOOsTTedD

foggy thorn
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what's an iPad

fading nymph
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The thing you wipe your butt with

zinc moat
golden ivy
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Wow funni maymay

zinc moat
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I searched that just for this use

tame sparrow
fading nymph
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Vad doesn't like jokes. Lol

golden ivy
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Usually bad in this one

zinc moat
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Mine was relevant to chat

foggy thorn
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^

tame sparrow
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Oh I don't mean you should go there. Just the usually bad part

zinc moat
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Fuck you mean?

golden ivy
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It's pretty bad

zinc moat
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That's the prime rib of memes right there

tame sparrow
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Your MEME was BAD sir

golden ivy
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Get ur 2010 memes out of my swamp

fading nymph
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Bad Meme Bad Meme watcha gonna do when vad comes for you.

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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Thanks vad

zinc moat
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I prefer green

golden ivy
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^ comedian

fading nymph
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Bluegrass should be green.

zinc moat
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^brayden

golden ivy
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Well I am 50% snow

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As she is my mother

fading nymph
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I saw someone named Brayden today. He bagged my groceries

golden ivy
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My evil twin brother

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If he asks to help you to your car, refuse

fading nymph
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Oh Is that why his butt had a goatee?

golden ivy
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So uh CDC is telling people to shave facial hair to not contract corona

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I hope static doesn't do it

fading nymph
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Except... That's only if you wear masks.

golden ivy
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Nah

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Oh fuck

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Its fake

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Nvm

fading nymph
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No seriously, they would say this because they interfere with respirators and face masks.

golden ivy
chilly prawn
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It’s for masks for contact masks make for seal.

golden ivy
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Yes I understand how masks work

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My mom got goofed

chilly prawn
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Just like wearing gas masks in military or for demo work

fading nymph
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I used to shave people so they could wear respiratory masks at the hospital.

golden ivy
chilly prawn
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Which TBH most the corona news is clickbait junk

golden ivy
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It has my seal of approval

fading nymph
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So does this channel apparently.

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Twitter 23 minute ago.

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Who saw lava say he was bored?

golden ivy
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I hope not 7 people

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My email is my full name so lava has my full name

fading nymph
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He already knows that.

tame sparrow
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Terrible mistake, now lava is gonna skin you and make a lampshade from it

fading nymph
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He doesn't have skin.

golden ivy
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^

fading nymph
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He is made of jello

golden ivy
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I'm getting a hello cake for my next birthday

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Hello*

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Hello*

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Fuck

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Nvm

fading nymph
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Lmao

tame sparrow
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Jello

golden ivy
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Jello

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Yes

fading nymph
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I am making cookies for the hospice house and it's staff.

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And not that monstrosity bray called a cookie either.

tame sparrow
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Nice, what kinds?

golden ivy
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I can't make cookies

fading nymph
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Oatmeal raisin, Chocolate chip, and snickerdoodles.

golden ivy
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But it's ok

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Snickerdoodles are eppppppic

tame sparrow
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very nice

golden ivy
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If I was competent in the kitchen I would make a batch

fading nymph
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Used to work there. -_-

golden ivy
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In the kitchen?

fading nymph
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No... Taking care of dying people

golden ivy
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Oh I see

tame sparrow
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@golden ivy you can buy premixed stuff where you just have to add butter and eggs and bake

golden ivy
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Good idea

tame sparrow
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one step below just buying the raw dough

golden ivy
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Or I could make the mug cake snowy linked like last week

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Anybody got any retro rpg reccomendations? Not snes stuff.

fading nymph
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Like on Android?

golden ivy
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No, just in general

tame sparrow
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Hmm most of the good retro RPGs were on SNES

golden ivy
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Debatable

fading nymph
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I play doom and destiny and siralim on Android.

tame sparrow
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How retro we talkin here?

golden ivy
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Is there a good Snes emu on PC

tame sparrow
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There's several great SNES emulators on pc bray

fading nymph
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Zsnes has always been my goto

golden ivy
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Ok good

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Shit like baldurs gate or arcanum

tame sparrow
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I like SNES9x, personally

fading nymph
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Ohhh that kind. So isometric rpg

golden ivy
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they don't have to be crpg's

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I feel like I grew up in a bad time game wise

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Y'all got nes and stuff and I got a Wii and Ds

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Tf am I going to do with a wii

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bsnes is one of the best

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I guess I could make a mii

fading nymph
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Fallout, Planescape, I want to scream but I have no mouth, wasteland remastered just released

golden ivy
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Don't misunderstand

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I had a gameboy advance sp and a ps2

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This shit was before i was born

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I had a PS2 and remember playing too much GTA San andreas

fading nymph
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Divinity 2

golden ivy
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retro

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not new

fading nymph
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Retro as in time or retro as in plays like it?

tame sparrow
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Isn't bsnes only released as part of higan now?

golden ivy
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no

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I just realized that all of my cats names start with an mm

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I don't think so at least

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Mocha, mini, milky, Marley, munchies, molang

fading nymph
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They've been releasing some sequels to some really old games that play the same way.

tame sparrow
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no you're right

bold quest
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Midget

tame sparrow
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I just checked and there's official separate releases again

golden ivy
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Here's the situation

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I have an old laptop from 2011

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and it can only really play old ass games

fading nymph
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ah.

golden ivy
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I currently have deus ex and morrowind installed

fading nymph
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Okay so you want games that can run on a 2011 PC.

golden ivy
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Just get like metroidvania games

fading nymph
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Preferably RPG

golden ivy
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They are low on hardware

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No, only rpgs

fading nymph
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Okay only rpgs

golden ivy
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they don't have to be isometric

fading nymph
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Brb. Gonna pull up my gog account and list the games I have. Lmao

golden ivy
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Shit, gog is probably a good place to look

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Never played an rpg before

fading nymph
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Yeah, neverwinter should run

golden ivy
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I guess Undertale counts

fading nymph
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I dunno about neverwinter 2

golden ivy
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I didn't know for the longest time that GOG is a wholly owned subsidiary of CD projekt red

frail cedar
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Nothing happens when you die

golden ivy
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Hey ash

tame sparrow
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I wonder if fable would run on it

golden ivy
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I've played enough fable for a while

frail cedar
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Bray is a brony?

golden ivy
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Yeah

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i have it on xbox

fading nymph
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Yeah, and they have both Older games and newer games on gog

tame sparrow
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I'm all out of ideas then

golden ivy
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Changed pfps and lost the PNG of my old one

tame sparrow
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I played all my terrible old RPGs on the xbox

frail cedar
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Well that fucking literally explains all the past months of shit, damn

golden ivy
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Yeah

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Only exciting thing that happened

fading nymph
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Ash. Missed you.

frail cedar
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My b for the constant bullying

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Henlo

golden ivy
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I've beaten every fable once or twice

frail cedar
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Missed yall too

tame sparrow
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Damn bronies

golden ivy
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Fable 3 sucks dick

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Yeah chat was cold when you left

tame sparrow
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Hello ashley

fading nymph
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Agreed distophic

golden ivy
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And had 20 pounds of pussy and ass less than it would if you were here

fading nymph
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Bray. Wtf.

golden ivy
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That sounds bad out of context

frail cedar
bold quest
golden ivy
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Fable anniversary edition is the best

tame sparrow
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Is that what we do here, just ahegao the enitre chat right up?

golden ivy
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Yup

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Is that a tomboy or a regular boy?

bold quest
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Shota

fading nymph
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It's a heinz ketchup packet

golden ivy
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Rule 34 My little pony here I come

fading nymph
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Oh God no. Not again.

golden ivy
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My rating for the MLP r34 community: Not enough spike 0/10

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lmao

bold quest
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You mean penetration?

golden ivy
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5/10 after I saw apple jack nsfw

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No

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to heiz

fading nymph
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Alright. I'm out. Lmao

golden ivy
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Ok bubye

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I used to have a friend that was a brony

tame sparrow
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Used to, good

fading nymph
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I do too. His name is bray.

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-_-

golden ivy
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Then he just stopped talking to me one day and refused to tell me why

bold quest
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@golden ivy he was guilty of using you as fap material

golden ivy
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You think something of that caliber is enough to shame a brony into not talking?

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No one faps to me

bold quest
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He needed new material

golden ivy
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Not even me

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the MLP r34 community and hentai have him covered on that front

bold quest
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Teletubbies r34

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@golden ivy new pfp idea?

golden ivy
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No

bold quest
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How bout peppa pig r34 then?

fading nymph
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R63 sonic

frail cedar
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So I've been playing the division 2

tame sparrow
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Nice

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Isn't there a new dlc coming?

golden ivy
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Aproved

frail cedar
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Yesm

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My body ready

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What my body isn't ready for is IS because i haven't played in 5ever XD

kind rover
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Oh you live!

bold quest
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My wallet isn't

kind rover
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You missed the cards contest stuff

golden ivy
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Kinky

kind rover
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_>

golden ivy
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.jfif?

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What's a jfif

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it was a jpeg

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discord did something

bold quest
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Kinky

fading nymph
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It's a jpeg file interchange? Wtf howd that happen

golden ivy
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I wish I had nitro so I could make my seal of approval an emote

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nope

fading nymph
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Jpeg file interchange format... It's still a jpeg...

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But not...

golden ivy
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its just jfif for some fucking reason

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literally never seen this before in my life

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Why does this cat have so much damn hair

fading nymph
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The JPEG File Interchange Format is an image file format standard. It is a format for exchanging JPEG encoded files compliant with the JPEG Interchange Format standard. It solves some of JIF's limitations in regard to simple JPEG encoded file interchange.

golden ivy
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Jiffffy

fading nymph
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And... That explains... Nothing

golden ivy
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Lmao

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All that hassle for that

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First thing that popped into my head when heiz said teletubby

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That's worrying

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it wasn't really difficult

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I just had to scroll a bit more

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Took like 2 seconds

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Don't just let your memes be dreams

fading nymph
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Oh. So chrome and google is saving shit as jfif and discord doesn't support that format yet

golden ivy
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Ok so my nose is bleeding

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Fuck

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edge too, because chromium

fading nymph
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Bray. No means no

golden ivy
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i use edge for specific reasons

bold quest
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Bray drink it so you don't lose blood

golden ivy
#

Gross

#

Edge

fading nymph
#

I use opera and dolphin lmao

bold quest
#

Puffin browser

golden ivy
#

It's actually not that bad

#

That browser makes me want to jump of a L-edge

#

Edge on mobile is ass though

bold quest
#

So you can play hentai web games on mobile

golden ivy
#

I was using firefox

#

Why?

fading nymph
#

Firedox

golden ivy
#

but it just stopped working one day

#

More like firebad

#

More like badfox

#

More like bad

#

Tell me why you hate it

fading nymph
#

More like vad

golden ivy
#

Instead of just making shitty puns

#

No

#

Thanks

fading nymph
#

Used to use firefox. Then one day I took an arrow to the knee

bold quest
#

Vadfox

#

Furry

golden ivy
#

^Comedy

fading nymph
#

I'm sorry. Is that meme DOA?

bold quest
#

What's doa?

golden ivy
#

DOA momma

fading nymph
#

Dead on arrival

golden ivy
#

Remember when we could say fa***t on the internet and people wouldn't get mad because they knew it wasn't being directed towards gay people?

#

God, i miss old xbox live

fading nymph
#

Xbox of the Xbox era. I miss halo.

golden ivy
#

I tend to tread lightly saying it anywhere but in my own home

chilly prawn
#

Was before the alphabet soup diversity got forced upon us

golden ivy
#

I can't know if someone will get mad

#

I remember when people could say n***** and it wasn't offensive because it was also the 1800s

#

Or MW2 voice chat

#

Not wrong

bold quest
#

It's just virtual, so let your mouth run free

golden ivy
#

Its virtual until it isn't

#

Until habbit catches you and you say the bad word at the dinner table on thanks giving

#

I probably need sleep now

#

Allergies gotten too bad

#

Seeya

#

The good ole days

bold quest
#

You don't want to though

#

You don't want to sleep

vernal flame
#

SLEEP FOREVER

#

JOIN US

#

:)

golden ivy
#

That's my worst nightmare

vernal flame
#

Lol

bold quest
#

It's not a nightmare

vernal flame
#

But you'll be free of the pain that is life

bold quest
#

You're just confused

golden ivy
#

My parents wouldn't be able to handle it

fading nymph
#

Your worst nightmare is waking up and your butt is on fire.

golden ivy
#

I wouldn't be able to stand the wreck o would create of their lives if I died

#

Sleep really is the closest to death without actually dying you can get (barring a coma)

fading nymph
#

Let's all coma each other. Heinz first.

bold quest
#

@fading nymph also waking up and realizing that your height in the dream is not your real height and in reality you're actually small

golden ivy
#

Nah, i'm good

fading nymph
#

Heiz is in all the same idle game chats as me...

vernal flame
#

I'll get you coma @fading nymph

bold quest
#

No I'm not

golden ivy
#

How many idle game discords are you in?

vernal flame
#

Then you gib me ded

fading nymph
#

I'm in 3.

vernal flame
#

Lol

fading nymph
#

He's in the same 3

golden ivy
#

I see one of them is antimatter dimensions

vernal flame
#

Wut Idle Games?

fading nymph
#

Cave heroes

golden ivy
#

Don't know that one

vernal flame
#

Lul

bold quest
#

I thought I was in a realm grinder server but apparently I still need to join one

fading nymph
#

Shugasu. Aka idling to rule to gods

vernal flame
#

Woht m8

golden ivy
#

The artstyle on that one is oof

fading nymph
#

Yeah. Not as bad as NGU`s art

bold quest
#

I want to be done with my UPCs damnit

zinc moat
golden ivy
#

It's worse

fading nymph
#

Smelter?

vernal flame
#

I'll visit you @zinc moat

#

:)

zinc moat
#

Fucking bet

bold quest
#

That made me think dying light

golden ivy
#

Widevine drm?

vernal flame
#

Send plane?

#

Apparently I'm too poor

zinc moat
#

I'm just gonna turn on a podcast and vape the night away

golden ivy
#

Has amazon's new DRM been cracked yet?

vernal flame
#

Once again, I'm asking for your financial support

fading nymph
#

That pallet of sodium hydroxide.

golden ivy
#

them webrips just ain't good enough anymore

zinc moat
#

I work with wonderful chemicals

#

I fell into a 4 foot deep pit of mystery fluid last week and now my foot has a huge chemical burn on it

golden ivy
#

Wait, this isn't a piracy discord

#

Y'ARR

bold quest
#

Nice

fading nymph
#

Lol

golden ivy
#

BTW being a pirate in the 1800's was actually terrible

bold quest
#

Almost preserved my whole hand with formalin once

golden ivy
#

oof

fading nymph
#

Get a splinter and die.

bold quest
#

Some also entered a wound at that time

golden ivy
#

Don't eat an orange and die

#

Don't shower and die

fading nymph
#

Well, any fruit really.

bold quest
#

Just realized something

fading nymph
#

Oranges were just easy to get. Lol

#

Lemons would have sufficed

bold quest
#

Formalin actually works better than viagra

golden ivy
#

technically yes but oranges grow in tropical areas

fading nymph
#

Someone buy me some figs.

golden ivy
#

I.E. the bahamas

#

God, i love fig newtons

fading nymph
#

I want to make fig newtons

knotty forge
#

Did you guys know that in ancient time, oranges were considered the fruit of gods?

#

Maybe

fading nymph
#

Ambrosia salad has oranges in them.

golden ivy
#

Did you know the greeks were probably the gayest civilization ever?

bold quest
#

Nectar sauce

fading nymph
#

As gay as the Romans?

golden ivy
#

Gayer

fading nymph
#

Oh geez

golden ivy
#

The romans stole that

bold quest
#

Did you know that Zeus was so horny he fucked a few guys?

golden ivy
#

Like all the other shit they stole from greece

fading nymph
#

Zeus also raped women as animals.

zinc moat
#

I fuck both genders in the ass when I play zeus in smite

golden ivy
#

Hera killed a lot of his offspring

zinc moat
#

And animals

fading nymph
#

Hera wanted to kill heracles too

#

That time zeus was a goat.

golden ivy
#

Hera tricked him into killing his family

knotty forge
#

What a trickster #HeraTheCoolKid420

frail cedar
#

Epstein suiciden't

knotty forge
#

"You see that rock? " "that's not a rock its my son her..." "ITS A ROCK. NOW KILL IT"

golden ivy
#

Then his third wife poisoned him with some magic snake venom or some shit and then he jumped into a fire so he could shed his mortality and become a full god

fading nymph
#

Didn't the king of Lycan feed zeus his own child?

#

So he turned him into a wolf?

zinc moat
#

Remember when athena let Poseidon rape medusa

golden ivy
#

Don't forget about Tantalus

vernal flame
#

Wtf

knotty forge
#

I dont know about that. In the Disney movie for kids, which is obviously the most reliable source, he jump into some magic green tornado river

zinc moat
#

Then made her ugly from jealousy

golden ivy
#

90% of that movie is horseshit

vernal flame
#

Just watch Fate

#

Ez

#

:>

knotty forge
#

THE MOST RELIABLE SOURCE

fading nymph
#

That movie doesn't include Heracles' sidekick.

zinc moat
#

Hera threw her own baby son off of mount olympus because he was butt ugly

golden ivy
#

Heracles wasn't even Hera's

fading nymph
#

The one who actually killed the hydra.

knotty forge
#

Hydra sucks

golden ivy
#

Or that he murdered Megara

zinc moat
#

Not herc

#

Hephaestus

#

And all of the heroes who abandoned people who helped

#

Like Jason and medea

golden ivy
#

Or the fact that the trials were made up by a bitch ass king to get rid of him

fading nymph
#

My hubby is so drunk he fell asleep half-naked in the hallway.

zinc moat
#

Or theseus and ariadne

vernal flame
#

Damn

knotty forge
#

Why kill the hydra when you can keep it as an infinite source of monster meat?

vernal flame
#

Fate gives facts

#

:>

golden ivy
#

Or that he wrestled a lot

#

Like A LOT

fading nymph
#

How he couldn't figure out how to skin that lion

#

While he was naked.

#

Someone told him how to do it. Lol

zinc moat
#

Antaeus had a human skull collection

knotty forge
golden ivy
#

Lies

zinc moat
#

Fuck you napolleon

#

Oh

#

I mean shiro

knotty forge
#

Wow

#

Wow

fading nymph
#

Lmao

tardy crescent
#

interesting idea tho 🤔

fading nymph
#

We are talking about IS.

tardy crescent
#

general upgrades at lvl 100 spelunk 🤔

zinc moat
#

Next update is Greek mythology themed

golden ivy
#

How the fuck do you get that much

fading nymph
#

Elemenda had a headstart

golden ivy
#

Can you just snowball the upgrades from learning?

#

Or am i missing something?

#

I'm like level 94 spelunking what is this bullshit

knotty forge
#

Guys i dont wanna brag but im level 999qqq cold 29 stars spelunking lvl

tardy crescent
#

not even that big one lol

fading nymph
#

Elemenda is like in 4th place for most advanced game.

golden ivy
#

tell me your secrets

tardy crescent
#

I was kinda latent on alpha, my real work started when official update was released

zinc moat
tardy crescent
#

and no, I'm not 4th even by far

zinc moat
#

Let me put you guys on this

tardy crescent
#

school is cringe? more like school kills

fading nymph
#

School kills hobos

golden ivy
#

I like swagger and fitz

zinc moat
#

Podcast stomps their videos

knotty forge
#

I like fitz and swagger

zinc moat
#

And I love their videos

knotty forge
#

JK LMAO

#

They suck

golden ivy
#

But seriously, how do you do it elmenda

knotty forge
#

DOUBLE JK

#

They dojt suck

#

Get rekt

#

Plebs

tardy crescent
#

been playing LOTS hours lately

fading nymph
#

My game is hacked. Lol

tardy crescent
#

lol

golden ivy
#

So have i

fading nymph
kind rover
#

laughs in exploits

tardy crescent
#

lol

golden ivy
#

lol indeed

fading nymph
#

Oh God. Meteor is in first place.

golden ivy
#

hacked my ass

tardy crescent
golden ivy
#

those are some pussy numbers snowy

tardy crescent
#

curious fact: my first learn ever was at 7

fading nymph
#

Yeah, I have all the contracts finished though

kind rover
tardy crescent
#

had left the game several days so 🤷‍♀️

#

lel

kind rover
#

I just spend about 10m red skulls

tardy crescent
#

obvious exploit

golden ivy
#

what exploits

fading nymph
#

Alpha exploits

tardy crescent
#

LEARNING: DONE

fading nymph
#

Alpha testers

golden ivy
#

That doesn't help me

fading nymph
#

They have access to bugs before us. And their saves don't wipe

tardy crescent
#

@golden ivy just look at what could you improve lol, a month ago or so I was at 4* dmg

kind rover
#

Sadly my damage and cash are so broken that I cant get the cash for upgrading my builders beyond level 38

golden ivy
tardy crescent
#

haha

golden ivy
#

Shit sucks

fading nymph
#

Shhh... I just started tunnels.

tardy crescent
#

17: 4 hours

#

wait you got higher learn speed than me

kind rover
#

I will say this though, if I didn't say anything about capsules or the learning exploits, the average player would be God tier broken

golden ivy
#

Wut

#

you goddamn monster

vernal flame
#

Bruh

tardy crescent
#

meteor shouldn't even be considered in the lbs xd

fading nymph
#

And I bought every gem you could buy in my game.

#

Lmao

golden ivy
#

Goddamn you meteor

kind rover
#

I'm not on any idle skilling leader boards :/

golden ivy
#

you fucked my pet progression

knotty forge
#

And not pay to win

kind rover
#

No one wants to include me in any department even if it's legit

golden ivy
#

neither am i omegalul

fading nymph
#

I bought 100 fishing hats. Lmao

tardy crescent
#

I don't use exploits so

#

lmao you stoopid

golden ivy
#

i can't use exploits

tardy crescent
#

those gems were better invested elsewhere lol

#

6 star packs lel

fading nymph
#

I bought it all

golden ivy
#

because they either don't exist or i don't know about them

kind rover
#

I'm missing one 6* card -_-

tardy crescent
#

haha

fading nymph
#

Hacked game. I got the max purchasable gems.

vernal flame
#

🤔

fading nymph
#

I still have to play the game. Mostly.

knotty forge
#

🙃

fading nymph
#

🍆 💦

knotty forge
#

Snowy can you hack me some gems and send them to me

vernal flame
#

🤪

kind rover
#

Fun fact, there's at least 1 gem item that caps out at like 1000 purchases. I wanna say it was ap boost

golden ivy
#

do any exploits even exist anymore

kind rover
#

Some do

#

I can think of 3.

vernal flame
#

AP?

fading nymph
#

There is one hiding in pets.

kind rover
#

Ascension points

golden ivy
#

that isn't the eggsploit?

fading nymph
#

The boss pet exploit

kind rover
#

Eggsploit but it's harder to do and not as good as alpha

#

Another the mods won't talk about

golden ivy
#

It's so inconsistent

kind rover
#

And one only I know about but won't tell

zinc moat
#

I finna go crazy and stupid

knotty forge
#

Tell

#

Tell

#

Tell

#

Tell

golden ivy
#

can you tell me about the third one then

fading nymph
#

Someone time traveled

kind rover
#

It's only useful in early game, it used to be super powerful like a year ago.

golden eagle
#

Is it possible to learn this power?

golden ivy
#

damn

kind rover
#

I won't say what it is

zinc moat
#

Nope

golden ivy
#

why are you keeping one to yourself

zinc moat
#

Oh

#

Yeah

knotty forge
#

I found a forth exploit

golden ivy
#

no

kind rover
#

Because I know it would be patched even though it's harmless now

fading nymph
#

Stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni

zinc moat
#

24 hours and I reverted. Shitty 5 day construct and now my game is fucked. I gained nothing from it

golden ivy
#

Harmless how

kind rover
#

Like I said earlier

knotty forge
#

Lava fuucked up the gem portal so if you buy it you actually get more gems than yoy paid lel

kind rover
#

It's only useful in early game, it used to be super powerful like a year ago.
@kind rover

golden ivy
#

Also, time travelling exclusively fucks you

#

oh

fading nymph
#

I did 32 years time travel.

tardy crescent
fading nymph
#

I'm still good

#

You just have to know how to work the bugs out.

#

Before you revert

golden ivy
#

you got any tricks for getting those last 2 treasures elmenda

knotty forge
#

Git gud

golden ivy
#

i don't need to hear that from you

kind rover
#

Have you tried thoughts and prayers

#

Or an auto clicker

knotty forge
golden ivy
#

Fuck thoughts and prayers

#

and autoclickers overheat my phone

knotty forge
#

Whats thoughts and prayers

#

Guys

tardy crescent
knotty forge
#

Stop cheating

#

Nerds

tardy crescent
#

only got lvl 79 construct :<

zinc moat
tardy crescent
#

lol

zinc moat
#

How do I work the bugs out

#

24 hours should not fuck up my timers for 70 days

tardy crescent
#

🤔

zinc moat
#

PM me if you dont want it being common knowledge

golden ivy
tardy crescent
autumn copper
#

Did someone ping me earlier?

tardy crescent
#

idk

kind rover
#

Distophic, auto clickers don't need to be super fast for spelunking

golden ivy
#

they aren't

autumn copper
#

Turns out I missed a whole conversation about me lol

kind rover
#

If your phone overheats with a slow macro then you might just have an old phone idk

tame sparrow
#

IT WAS ME

golden ivy
#

leaving them on too long just makes my phone get hot

#

and actually restarts my phone

tardy crescent
#

;-;

autumn copper
#

Sounds like a brick to me.

tardy crescent
#

1993 Nokia

kind rover
#

Hmmm, try putting your phone in the freezer

#

Or fridge

golden ivy
#

And does this shit

kind rover
#

Or in front of a fan

golden ivy
tardy crescent
#

8m lol

golden ivy
#

Nope

tardy crescent
#

how

golden ivy
#

Leaving the autoclicker on for too long restarts my phone

tardy crescent
golden ivy
#

and that fucks with the timer and does that shit

#

it literally overflows on other screens and gives me negative h20 experience

knotty forge
#

How do you get an autoclicker for the phone? (asking for a friend🕵️)

golden ivy
#

play store

#

or mobilism in my case

tardy crescent
tame sparrow
#

Not even close

vernal flame
#

I see

tardy crescent
#

lal

#

@tame sparrow got 20 or wot

golden ivy
#

how did you get from 4 to 9* in a month

tardy crescent
#

dunno man, playing a lot and paying attention to every area in the game

#

(except gym and similar lol)

tame sparrow
#

I only have 9, I just don't think its excessive lol

kind rover
#

Shiro I use QuickTouch automatic clicker

#

But I also paid to remove ads

tardy crescent
#

🤷‍♀️ 12.9 LOTS

vernal flame
#

Lol

#

I played for like a year and you got way farther @tardy crescent

tardy crescent
#

🤔

#

you must have played less than me

#

I have played many hours these weeks

vernal flame
#

I see

#

Lol

tardy crescent
#

lel

vernal flame
#

I started playing a lot when I started talking here

tardy crescent
#

:^)

#

As I can summarise everything: play a lot, focus on every single area (especially potions/pets/tunneling, as most boost is found there) and choose a smart strategy

#

and even if you can't play a lot you can still progress decently if you think how to progress

#

it's a cool thing of this game: doesn't matter your available time, you can do cool stuff

frank moth
#

cool stuff?

zinc moat
#

I hate getting on often. I enjoy coming back and seeing full nests and tons of levels and yadda yadda cool stuff

frank moth
#

lava is still prepping an announcement

tame sparrow
#

The prepping will continue until morale improves

golden ivy
#

I know I'm not supposed to sadpost here but I'm gonna mention I'm in the ER right now and if you wanna know DM me

#

I finally fricking got all my crusade equipment to 4 stars

#

Only good thing today

errant granite
#

What is the voyage pact?

#

Oh, wrong chat, sorry, I’m new here

golden ivy
#

It's fine and I have literally no clue lol

#

@shy sequoia WADUP BOYYYYY

#

I wonder why am i Teeheeee

#

Also, praise the lord, I'm reborn

tame sparrow
#

"It's been a great run mates, I really liked you all (Well.. Except maybe FunnyLucky and SGR), but i'm going to leave this server for now and for ever. I have no more interest in idle skilling as it doesn't give me as much joy as it used to, so stay amazing yall folks, i hope Lava will keep producing updates and remember
Abon sucks
FunnyLucky does too"

golden ivy
#

Abon still sucks

#

and FunnyLucky ain't funny

#

and i am back from my depression

#

now i've ascended into great new depression

#

and whomst've are you ? @tame sparrow

#

You seem to know a lot about me

#

i doubt if i will come back to game yet, but i still like annoying Anon

#

Also i have bragging rights as being one of end game players ages ago

#

and one of people with most messages in this server (over 47k)

tame sparrow
#

Oh really? Good for you

golden ivy
#

i wasn't online for nearly half of year too

#

which is a lot

tame sparrow
#

I can do this

golden ivy
#

who are you

#

and why am i tee hee

tame sparrow
#

You're probably teehee because the level structure changed

golden ivy
#

ummm...

#

oh well

#

interesting shit, ngl

#

@safe isle hi you blob

#

@snow hedge @golden ivy @timid spear you too

formal oyster
#

I just discovered that Gold flower bonus card also affects new flowers

tame sparrow
#

Yup, its nice not to have to farm any new cards for the new flowers

formal oyster
#

I SPENT SO MUCH STUFF TO GET AS MUCH NEW FLOWERS AS I NEEDED AND HERE WAS THE EASY WAY

#

I guess Lava needs to update description

strong ore
#

who said they werent gold flowers?

#

its written on the card list excel sheet also

tame sparrow
#

To be fair, it doesn't say so anywhere in the game

formal oyster
#

Does last crop card also affects to new crops?

tame sparrow
#

I don't think it does, you have to mix and match crops to get the bonus since each crop card only gets powered from 1 type of crop

formal oyster
#

That's sucks

golden ivy
#

who are you @tame sparrow

#

remind me your old name

tame sparrow
#

This has always been my name

golden ivy
#

nope

#

it has not been

formal oyster
#

lol

shy sequoia
#

hi belgud

golden ivy
#

hi you big oof

#

you still noob, ye?

shy sequoia
#

yes

#

i guess

golden ivy
#

bruh @tame sparrow

#

i would remember you

#

if that would've been your name

tame sparrow
#

This has always been my name.

#

vadhakara

bold quest
#

Bitch why u here?

tame sparrow
#

Oh
Snap

golden ivy
#

well

#

whatever

#

i know that you are not saying the truth

#

either because you think you're too funny

#

or because you have amnesia

#

or because multi-personality disorder (or how it is called)

bold quest
#

You have amnesia

golden ivy
#

i wanted simple answers, you don't give me them

#

that's your decision

#

just seems no reason why to do so

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

tame sparrow
#

@bold quest have I ever been anyone except vadhakara?

bold quest
#

Nope lol

golden ivy
#

Nope

#

Amnesia/delusion it is den

#

and with Mandela effect

#

interesting

bold quest
#

@golden ivy I advise you not to listen to this person

golden ivy
#

I'm not

#

yes

#

noone should listen to me

#

Abon especially

tame sparrow
bold quest
#

This is vad's way of gaining recognition from bel

#

Such tsun

tame sparrow
#

I just don't understand why he thinks I'm someone else lmao

golden ivy
#

nope

#

that's fake

#

because

#

i don't remember you

#

when i should have

bold quest
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@tame sparrow what was that disorder where you refuse to accept a fact?

outer spear
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Belle, vas’s been here since at least may of 2019

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You left in September of 2019

tame sparrow
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Oh there's several

golden ivy
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I've been here since January 15th 2019

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i should have seen him once or twice

bold quest
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I joined august I think

tame sparrow
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This one might be Dunning Kruger tho

golden ivy
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and i remember you for sure @bold quest

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but not Vad

bold quest
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Vad was ghosting you

outer spear
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Or you just don’t remember every single person in this discord?

raven kraken
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Maybe just maybe Belle is going senile? 🤔

tame sparrow
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I am the best kept secret in Idle Skilling

golden ivy
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Vad has too much messages sent

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for me not to remember him/her/them

outer spear
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Not really

golden ivy
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i know what i am speaking about

tame sparrow
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Well, I don't remember you at all, either.

bold quest
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You spent too much time muted, to remember

golden ivy
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it might not be the case for you, Dig

outer spear
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I think you’re reading too much into it

golden ivy
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i was muted only two or three times @bold quest

bold quest
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Yeah nah

golden ivy
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i think i am reading just enough into it

bold quest
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Fairly sure it was more than that

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Atleast more than me

golden ivy
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well..

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once for setting my name and icon to Lavaflame2 i believe

bold quest
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Well you got muted instead of me in some cases

golden ivy
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once cuz i mass pinged android beta testers

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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once cuz i asked to bemuted

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who says that i ain't calm btw?

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noone

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so there's no reason to calm me down

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now bring me a virgin child

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i want to sacrifice it

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Abon fits perfectly

bold quest
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I remember you having "cookie monster" on your name

golden ivy
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since he will be virgin forever

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yes

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because cookies are dope

bold quest
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Hilariously cute

golden ivy
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how so ?

outer spear
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Is it weird I take a little bit of pride in the fact that I’ve never been seriously muted in any discord I’ve ever joined?

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I’ve been joke muted before

tame sparrow
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That just means you're not a shitbag Dig

outer spear
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But I seriously don’t understand why people would do anything that would potentially get them muted

tame sparrow
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Its okay to take pride in not being a shitbag