#off-topic-chat
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true
Yes
The only chance for people like me (disadvantaged by the game's selection) to get the pet is save editing
I don't know how to get your save without root though
no matter if you really reverse engineer the minigame and dedicate 8 daily hours for 50 years, if the game has said no it's a no
you'll get 65, but never 66
no matter if you even know the exact positions where to throw the ball with micrometric precision, you'll still not get the pet
and if you got 65 in the first round, the other 2 will be fat 0s
no matter what you fucking do, it's like the past, it's unchangeable
im gonna rub your wound with salt

A couple more complaints: not being able to use candies on pets and needing hyper egg coupons to reasonably get new pets past a certain point
you got positively elected by the game, say thanks to lava @frank moth
I have literally tried stuff and the game is too broken to be considered serious
Why can't egg rarity just boost new pet chance more?
therefore I declare that adding hoops to the stable gem sources is a lie
What's the talk of 65? Isn't the pet at like 57?
Or buff the discovery gene
no, it's 66
I want fixes
especially hoops since it's a big gem source
if I got the skill don't try minimising it through outright stupid bugs
manual saving pls
yes
That would be nice. Especially with the 6* card BS.
I don't mind the bugs as long as it's truly free to play, play for speed.
What is bs about 6* cards?
having to give them in
But with so many 6* cards being locked behind a wall of expensive cards... it's drifting away from true F2P.
some crucial crus cards are limited to 5*
Not p2w. It's !f2p.
buy gems or stall in progress
You don't have to buy gems
Since you can get dupes in the 6* packs, it takes a BS amount of gems to get everything.
That is a bit dumb
that little difference can do a lot
Before, reasonable play would reasonably get everything eventually.
having to give in boss carda is just outright stupid
I have never bought a card pack
I have never bought any and never will I
Getting all the normal 6* cards isn't the real problem
True
But it is a goal which is effectively locked behind a paywall now.
I'm considering buying card packs if it will end my suffering
I'm just saying, lava knows things shouldn't be hidden behind paywalls. He backed off with the 2x mastery. This 6* pack thing is a sneaky way of bringing that back.
Grinding for the last sentinel card is causing me emotional damage
@golden ivy hey, me too!
I can get all normal 6* cards and will only buy card packs when I'm done buying the entire stock of normal cards, idgaf about pride
I've killed that ducker like 200 times and no card!
there are so many more considerable dmg boosts
Like darkmode potions
@gloomy shore then try feeling what is it like having to spend 5k keys for occ x for your first asylum card, literally no asylum key boost, etc.
Right. But it's a principle of the matter thing. No content behind paywall. That is effectively no longer true
true
It's not a literal paywall though
gem gain is objectively too slow
@tardy crescent that's awful. I got so bored killing sentinels that I started on the asylum bosses. Occ x took like 50 tries. Sorry.
100+ a day isn't that slow
It's an effective paywall. Not a literal one. Sure.
It is compared to the number of 6* packs necessary to get all those cards.
The amount of gems you get from buying should be higher though
note the probability of not getting occ x in 1.66k tries is 1 in 17 million
That's outrageous man. Sorry.
I agree that the odds are bullshit
I saved up 4k keys before trying the asylum bosses because I was worried about that.
But i don't give as much of a fuck about boss cards
it took me several months till I even got my first asylum card and had to do everything with literally 0 boosts
it's way too excessive
This game needs a lot of tweaks
shocking fact: I have needed more than 15k keys just for these
and only now have I got a decent key gain
have I potentially got the worst luck of all people here?
oh, and no sent b and y when literally everyone has those pets
oh, and I had needed around 5k tickets or so for some demon y card (yes, TICKETS)
then got 7 different raid cards for 70 tickets
I'm missing sent b. It's my last pet.
sent b and y here
I've gotten sent y like 7 times...
It took me so long to get sentinel b that i forgot they even existed
I think the actual chances are 100000000x lower
what are you guys talking about i have nothing
I got occulon legitimately 4 times before i got sentinel b
lol
Some bullshit
how do you get king x
Haven't even unlocked the fucking platypus
looking at the fact that so many people have got sent y so often and that I never have, the chance of having no sent y drop out of 10k+ keys is around 1/1 trillion
do you just grind nightmare or is it dependent on difficulty
nightmare is best for pets
card
yes, fucking 1/1 trillion chance
This stupid fucking platypus is taunting me
considering the 5k keys on occ X, this goes up to 1/18QQ
oh, and we can't forget using 5 chaotic and genesis and getting the whopping amount of boost of 0%!
"Can't get me yet! Grind for gems and get more coupons!"
let's say the chance of going through all what I have gone through is around 1/1 plasma
lots
yee
thank u
Fuck you, you smug duck billed bitch
:^)
i feel old
@gloomy shore I don't know if you know anyone with a luck lower than me, literally
1/1000QQ 
If there were pet interaction minigames like pokemon I'd get the police called for animal abuse for what I'd do to the pets in this game
I haven't even mentioned all the other unlucky stuff I've went through in this game
50 balls with literally 0 gem yield, what about that?
Imagine getting 11 time the Occulon pets before getting his card
not even the poor 2 gems, fat 0
Where did you get your account creation date?
11 occulon pets before even the card uh that's a tough one as well
but clearly more common than spending 5k keys and not getting occ x
I had the same thing with emigdala
tatsumaki
h m m
you poor guys are isolated from every bot except mee6 so
Sassy lost child
having LOTS problems with sents
I'm in other servers
hi in other servers
Hi DAD, i didn't realize you were back from the dead after 7 years
haha
i adopted you
Doesn't even make sense
s l e e p
I'm 21 i can't be adopted
oh god
cuz yes xd
im slowly getting closer to 9* damage
@foggy thorn I'm trying to get into anime. I've heard very little. I've watched attack on titan and one punch man. Any other good ones? I like action and big fights lol
hunter hunter is really good
My Hero Academia is pretty popular rn
season 4 just had one of my favorite fights
Demon Slayer is a really good one
globin slayer
Berserk
plunderer
what ^?
Vinland Saga
also supposed to be really good, havent watched it yet
I really liked it
Im really enjoying ID:Invaded from this season but thats not an action show
dont send him down the fate rabbit hole
i know i would love fate there's just so much to it
I don't even know where to start
hang on ive got a video for that kauka let me find it
I probably already saw it
gigguk trying to understand the fate series
yeah I saw it already
ok
Don't try to understand Fate series. There is no understanding. Just watch to look at the spectacle
lol
@safe ruin I've just started my hero this week. I'm liking it so far
i love RWBY but i also know its not a great series
Remember when Merlin gave King Arthur Excalibur?
But this time King Arthur is a 14 year old girl?
Some Vols are meh but overall I like it
Good times
So goblin berserk vinland and plunderer I'm look into lol
I also didnβt like the mechanics of FGO
Anime tiddies with swords
Liked other gatchas more
I quite liked the mechanics
But also all I have IS rn because life getting busy
You can beat all the content if you strategize right and not have to pay a cent
But you can buy to roll your favorite dudes
Itβs relaxed that way
And it makes them a shit ton of money
Highest grossing app in the world or some crazy shit
I spent 100$ on gems and haven't finished idle
Wow
its made billions
not only does it make billions, it makes billions YEARLY
it makes more money than fortnite
technically yeah
ahhhh, with damage color changing i didn't notice i dropped my crit chance to 0% with the rb toggle
you'll get to a point where you can craft so much crit chance that you can have the toggle be max and you still have 100% crit
good to know - i bet I can make some progress in crusades now that i've realized my mistake xD
Noted
LED strips
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but it's a pillow so you don't get that satisfying click when you smash the enter button
Mechanical is the way to go. Get them cherry switches yo
What about a weighted mouse?
Well I'm hesitant to replace mouse and keyboard because I just got them like 2 months ago and they still work
So I might just go for an accessorie like the audio thing or a headphone stand
okay but mechanical keyboard > everything else
What about a robot arm?
6DOF robot xArm Full Metal Programmable Robotic Arm with Feedback of Servo Parameter, Wireless/Wired Mouse Control, Mobile Phone Programming https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0793PFGCY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VVxvEbA57WC82
robot arms don't go clickity clack
I don't need a robot arm
And my keyboard is clicking enough for my standards
Though I need lights for it because it looks dark on my black mousepad
Keyboard on a mousepad?
yeet.

Yes keyboard mousepad
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its extended
but i gtg to bed anyway
yes
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i agree
I've had construction not move at all
thorp its Fu||nnyLu||cky
i have pets of billion power
what the fuck is your point lmao
oh
i was like "why would i care about your pet power π€
Because you wouldn't.
why you keep editing it lol
He's making it prettiful
now space it all out
Sorry
its a bird
its kvetko's new favorite
!tempmute @livid lava 1 trillion years
Lmao
I have 30.99$ (cad) left
he got off easy
After buying my monitor arm
So that's my budget
Buy a game. Lol
see bray you into robotic arms
stop using your hormones adam and use ur brain 
Tog?
gonna report that haha
tower of god
abouse
What is Tower of God?
Never heard of it
webtoon
yes, it is going to be an anime
yes
oops
hook the monitor on a robotic arm to rest on so you can walk around with it attached to you
I broke it. π
!tempmute @livid lava 1 gazillion years
yea
that's literally the only one that's gonna take ages becasue you visibly have to catch it
from what i've seen
which is complete dick
1 infinity
hardest contract in the game smh
and beyond
i'm 20
I'm 67
20 is underage and 67 is underage too
I guess I could get more leds
I have a strip running on the bottom of my desk, my headphones, speakers, mousepad and cactus lights already have enough light tho
i have 0 LEDs or RGB
Adam. Pics or it didn't happen
i have it on my keyboard, mouse and computer but i've turned them all off
how do you like that?
embed LEDs into your body
Bray likes to Bling. Leave him alone
Buy a cat to sit in your setup
buy gym pass
oh yeah i had excess crystal bashers so i reset it once and got a 750% roll
in two uses of the best boosters and mutator
sicc
mutato potato
bray if you're buying a prostetic arm, you know that probably is too cheap
Only two hundred easy payments of $2.99
Like succulents in general
save it for when you need it
instead of buying something you don't need
You could pay static to sit on your desk
If I wait like 2 weeks I can get more money and buy like something cool
And make it pretty
because what happens if you break your keyboard and then you're like "oh fuck I have no money for a new keyboard how am I supposed to steal games now???"
i miss feeling like i really want to buy something
nowadays i just get it and don't want it anymore ykno
I am just setup happy right now
It looks amazing
Adam. You need a hairless cat.
^
37.99$ could buy me a new keyboard
Sphinx cats are kinda ugly
snow's hairless cat
Jodoc please
Look what you did Jodoc now Bray is confused
Bray didn't understand
Double entendre
You get one hour too?
bray its her cat
Oh ok thanks
she owns one
Cats can't be bitches. Only dogs can be.
Nah
She just loves food
Her family line was all ruthless hunting farm cats but she was born as this chubby little snowflake
And doesn't go outside, and just cuddles, eats, and meows
Vets say that catsβ weight gain usually comes down to the type and quantity of food theyβre fed, along with plain old boredom.
βWhen they're bored, they think, βI might as well go eat. ... Oh, look thereβs no food in my bowl, Iβm going to bother mom for more food,ββ Mustillo says.
And when they whine, many owners give in to keep their pets happy.
I definitely just bought a doubled mastery upgrade and somehow went from like... barely making any progress in Oblivion to killing billions and blasting through the mobs.
This is the PC version so, uh... I assume it's just wacky bugs.
yeah I hope there's a way to transfer, RIP PC version π¦
Definitely not where I expected this game to go, but with Flash sundowning it's not too surprising I think
there is pc > android
put android on your switch
I have jodoc sitting on my switch
how are you supposed to play games like that
The garage door keeps opening and closing
You're not moving. I assume you have gas.
to be honest, im not moving right now
Yeah. I know
and i dont have gas
Then why is it opening and closing? Get off the switch!
uh
π
I always wished I could attach a dial to the garage door so it opens as high as the dial is if I didn't want it all the way open.
Double tapping it makes weird things happen
You first.
i already did
Watch it explode
the grenade is active
I did see cranking of numbers and saved even more cash
I have 17$ after I buy a wireless mouse
πx99
99 redballooooon
So I need cool stuff for 17$ on Canadian amazon
lal alala
O.o
never heard of it
That's it
Get a Mame emulator and play it again bray.
My sister had a shitty emulator
I used to do it there
I might be able to pull it out if the garage
so just get an emulator on your computer
Good idea
Emulate that windows in Linux on a Mac.
it was also ported to NES apparently, so if you can't get an arcade version working NES emulators are piss easy
why does it say Namcot in the top right of that artwork and not just Namco
Namco is newer
mapp
Kind of like Squaresoft games And Enix games became square enix
that isn't the case actually, that was just a brand they used when porting their arcade games to Nintendo hardware, they were always named Namco
until they merged with Bandai at least
Go play digdug
now that i think about it im surprised that lava didnt add construction upgrades that expanded rebirth for construction based bonuses
π€
...Bonuses?
Yes
what
Bonuses
"boner sous" lol
boner soup
Is that voice to text fail, or just a hilarious local meme
autocorrect 
That was... I misspelled bonus and it decided to auto correct.
Such succulence
59Q 9*, soon will be in #TwoDigitStarGsng
hi
hi
Γ©_Γ©
Not random enough
what the fuck is this
its like pokemon threw all their shit in a blender and said fuck it, lets use that
It's a caterpillar with a bowtie.
It's a wurmple/Caterpie
What Pokemon name?
Wurmpie
Thats what this generator came.up with
Not happy.
Snow. I found your....toy...in the middle.
whats with all these cursed pokemon
please tell me btw that lava knows that closing the game on construction fucks shit up
and its just a big
bug
and not intended
We are on iOS- I canβt say anything more than that
twf
this makes me uncomfortable
Which one
snow's gif
Lol
When you tie yourself :c
wait i thought best was combined score?
Removed it for Adam.
Oh boy here comes the Pain&Depressionβ’
Argh now gattaca is asking for gems. Rude.
Ingenie-ous
me
I'll also send some pics of the chickens
The announcement is he is retiring the game?
fixing bugs
Won't ever happen. There are no bugs.
They are all really disliked features.
But features nonetheless,
Shush.
My brain can't understand that
Simple trick
Yes but why is that even existing xD
It's the last thing you expect. Is it not?
Is it
Well, some purveyor of parlor tricks prefer comedy over illusion.
I'm gonna pay for this. https://youtu.be/7xwAEdokypA
After more than 40 years performing together, theyβve become two of the best-known personalities in magic. Now the almost-always-silent Teller speaks up as he and Penn Jillette teach you the art of magic.
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Mostly cause I Iike when teller talks. Lol
Need to invent idle skilling magic. Lmao
Then it would be all fun and games till Bob actually pokes you in the eye.
so close to 3 genetic slots. exciting
3 genetic slots is the dream
It started abstract... I agree it looks like a finger
I wish I could draw mobius strips
Try tracing a few so you get used to the form
I actually can't fathom 180 degree single sided objects.
2D objects/ single sided.
Whatever
Not a Mobius strip then
They are defined by being 2D lol
watch, i can draw it too: β
Start with triangles and impossible squares or infinite staircases
Inb4 Lava's announcement is a long ass essay
Aseprite sounds like some kind of drug
2:33 for the stairwell
It is a supposed infinite staircase that has been proven fake. Lol
Here's the moment you've been waiting for...
which
Where'd you get pinged?
If you say Kuakas name three times does he come outta the phone and murder you?
Resist
You must resist
10 is the best.
Really?
I've been stopping at 9 lol
Don't take any of my stats into account.
This is my hacked save.
Lmao
9 is good too
Extra bag helps. But 10 gives speed per level.
I don't need speed anymore tbh
y
My desolater already gets bag 11 instantly
does he go mining at the speed of light?
LOL
O.o
Even then, it's only 70k?
She's going for distance. She's going for speed. Alone alone in her time of need

My value is really low
Hmm... I can't upgrade the spluenker directly anymore... Hmm
I'll fiddle with the cards again.
This game is so finicky lol
Cool
He's not releasing any announcement he's just trolling us.
Yep
wdym hes typing?
He already called me lame in his last announcement.
He's writing a thesis paper on the announcement
Don't be lame!
dude
What happened to Elsa pants?
Elsa ded
elsa died
Devoured by bunnies
these fluffy fuckers suffocated her
Someone told me pants were... Indicative of something sexist.
i am a sexist
Who lol
So instead of causing problems I changed it.
sexerist
Meteor told me that
Fell on the dinosaurs
lava is making paragraphs of explaination of what the hell is happening in the update
I'd tag him but I've been told I'm not allowed to ping people without good reason, namely means for no reason.
Even if it is a good reason lmao
@ LavaFlame2#0739
UPDATE
| more new content |
| but bugs multiply |
|---|
| Approx 30 days |
| BUILD |
PC still unplayable
How many times do I have to say. There are no bugs. They are just all unpopular features, but features nonetheless.
More inconveniences then
nut
Don't spam
Daily
Weekly?
penis
It's a daily weekly penis
nut, dont spam daily weekly penis
Wonder what it tastes like
what is sizing
oh wait i got thecontext
ok
"prepping an announcement"
playing Risk of Rain 2
Lmao
nani?
Guess what I hope he announces :p
Free bobs with every purchase
The retirement of the discord and game
Uh... Pickles in your shoes
Hmm...
The restructuring of discord mods again
A New Vegas Sequel
I'm guessing I wasn't supposed to actually guess?
yo
kongregate ver is so weird
you have pets instantly unlocked
and you cant access arcade for some reason
its so weirdd
oh and the HP bar is glitched
great
kongrefucked
Lmao
does arcade have the invisible lock lul
@frank moth what do you even need to unlock arcade lmao
idk how pc works but progress in fighting seems to be the only way
Genius level iq
hwat, prepping an announcement!?
That's what he says. Expect the announcement in a week
π
true true
Ok ok ok so tomorrow I get to order my new wireless mouse
tomorrow i have a uni math exam. can i have your day?
i need to get a new router
I'm excited
He is obviously currently finding "sources" for his thesis on the announcement
Bruh
Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour is dissapointed
23 days now bois
We don't own a switch yet, unfortunately
Lites are nice but I prefer regular as a console
Even got a pro controller for playing dead cells lol
Why is rouge legacy on iOS but not android? -_-
Rogue legacy is on android if you just pirate it
Imma play moonlighter till I pass out. Night everyone.
Whereβs my prize vad
My lamp?
But I donβt own a lamp
My intention was to draw something, I just haven't done it yet
Lol
Well whenever you draw it, post it here
Iβm sure lots of people would like to see it
Will do
Listen
You aren't gonna see my awesome rocking tits
You're just not quality enough for this sweater meat
lol
I'll keep asking purely because i get a laugh out of it every time
@ashen orbit
!guide
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
@obsidian spear #bot-commands
Is this an alt funny made?
π
I NEED those cards
Draken try upgrading your real life card drop chance and you'll get them too π
I don't know where the portal to ascention is xD
In space duh! Just next to the lava corpse on that red flouting planet. I don't know why he thought that he could survive in space...
Hmm so I need to be an astronaut for having a chance to get those card
Rip mini lava maybe he forgot to upgrade his health
no
yes
fine
The best reverse psychology I've ever seen kuaka
So close...
yeah pc right? backgrounds are fucked
Idk if i should accsend
I only get 29 b
How much harder is the third ice cream then the second?
Lol I'm starting to get burnt out on tunnel level requirements holy shit
@vocal inlet I'm on the last on, need level 90. It sucks.
Wonder how many sources Lava has for his research document on his announcement
Am I being a big dumb? Where are the new tilling crops from the tunnels upgrade?
tap the grey thing on the top right @formal echo
Hey kuaka!
good morning bray
How is it going?
Do I need to rank up to get to them?
yes?
Ah. That might be why
that will take your krunker level to the max
afternoon guys
hi Kvetko
Howdy
hi Vad
hey
today I slept
Hi static
it felt good
Kuaka, congrats on the sleep
good job Kuaka
got home, ate some food, went to bed
that what I wanna do too
eat and sleep
so like I started to going on judo lectures, and there is this guy, 10cm taller then me, doing box, multiplesports..... he nearly choked me to death
lol did he use you for an example or something?
no like there are like 10 ppl on those lectures 6 girls and 4 guys... 3 guys are like beginners and 1 guys is good at other sports(box and more) and he took that just for the fun, 1 guy and me are same height, other 2 are as well in their group... we practiced some hold and stuff and the guys who train us said that we should switch with our partners(me and other beginner together).... and I was like oh god
but ya it was fun, the teachers 2 sentence was " so like, last year, 2 guys broked their bones"
well try not to break your bones
will do
her nearly broke my ribs... he is like 20kg more then me huh
"i broke my bones at these 3 places"
"then dont go to those places"

did u just called her she
good day
She has claimed to be female multiple times
Claimed.
Oh hai mahk
But never proven
Yes
hmm yes
Its not 2007 we don't need proof any more lmao
snow is female
Lol. Is there proof?
oh by the way did you mean that thing for real
I know vad is male bc he sent proof before.
Shhhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyone
Lol. I didn't. You just did.
I meant about you in the gas masks you got. Lol. Thanks for putting it out there though.
π
Sup Jr mod sir
tired
tiblue
Up all night wanking it again?
I'm gonna show you guys a thumbnail of my work in progress on the art thingy I'm doing to reward @outer spear
yeah what else would I be doing
Getting laid. Drinking. Partying.
Oooooo
uh
Hmm
I still have to do body shading, teeth shading/fill, and eyes
that looks weird
intradasting
How's it weird.
but its good
You can see what it is In the top left. π
Never seen it.
good art though
Yeah I put a reference image in lol. It will be removed before the project is final
i quit IS for now
the hoops pet really got me demotivated
and so did the endless spelunking grind
How long are you quitting for?
until next update, hopefully
what command?
.> nothin
t e l l m e
its a secret
You killed it!
Yay!
Sorry. Got busy
My wife and I have a board for important events and other shit. We decided to have fun
tacks "do the sex" on the cork board
Penis drawings are not appropriate for the general chat sir
who posted a penis drawing
Guess lmao
was it me?
...
It's okay, you can tell me if it was, I can take it
I bet you can take it
π©
Damn. It got blocked.
oh, it was fmj


