#off-topic-chat

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frank moth
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they said i should do helium

tardy crescent
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true

golden ivy
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Yes

tardy crescent
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The only chance for people like me (disadvantaged by the game's selection) to get the pet is save editing

golden ivy
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I don't know how to get your save without root though

frank moth
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root?

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u fuking wot

tardy crescent
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no matter if you really reverse engineer the minigame and dedicate 8 daily hours for 50 years, if the game has said no it's a no

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you'll get 65, but never 66

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no matter if you even know the exact positions where to throw the ball with micrometric precision, you'll still not get the pet

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and if you got 65 in the first round, the other 2 will be fat 0s

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no matter what you fucking do, it's like the past, it's unchangeable

frank moth
tardy crescent
golden ivy
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A couple more complaints: not being able to use candies on pets and needing hyper egg coupons to reasonably get new pets past a certain point

tardy crescent
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you got positively elected by the game, say thanks to lava @frank moth

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I have literally tried stuff and the game is too broken to be considered serious

golden ivy
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Why can't egg rarity just boost new pet chance more?

tardy crescent
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therefore I declare that adding hoops to the stable gem sources is a lie

gloomy shore
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What's the talk of 65? Isn't the pet at like 57?

golden ivy
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Or buff the discovery gene

tardy crescent
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no, it's 66

golden ivy
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No

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I don't want new shit lava

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Just fix the game

tardy crescent
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I want fixes

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especially hoops since it's a big gem source

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if I got the skill don't try minimising it through outright stupid bugs

frank moth
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manual saving pls

tardy crescent
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yes

gloomy shore
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That would be nice. Especially with the 6* card BS.

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I don't mind the bugs as long as it's truly free to play, play for speed.

golden ivy
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What is bs about 6* cards?

tardy crescent
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having to give them in

gloomy shore
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But with so many 6* cards being locked behind a wall of expensive cards... it's drifting away from true F2P.

tardy crescent
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I honestly disapprove that you have yo give in bosses

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true

golden ivy
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How is it p2w

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Everything but the boss cards is easy to get

tardy crescent
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some crucial crus cards are limited to 5*

gloomy shore
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Not p2w. It's !f2p.

frank moth
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buy gems or stall in progress

tardy crescent
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like FOA for brew speed

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or narcissus

golden ivy
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You don't have to buy gems

gloomy shore
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Since you can get dupes in the 6* packs, it takes a BS amount of gems to get everything.

golden ivy
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That is a bit dumb

tardy crescent
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that little difference can do a lot

gloomy shore
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Before, reasonable play would reasonably get everything eventually.

tardy crescent
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having to give in boss carda is just outright stupid

golden ivy
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I have never bought a card pack

gloomy shore
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No longer true.

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And you don't have all the 6* cards, eh?

tardy crescent
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I have never bought any and never will I

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Getting all the normal 6* cards isn't the real problem

golden ivy
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True

gloomy shore
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But it is a goal which is effectively locked behind a paywall now.

golden ivy
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I'm considering buying card packs if it will end my suffering

gloomy shore
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I'm just saying, lava knows things shouldn't be hidden behind paywalls. He backed off with the 2x mastery. This 6* pack thing is a sneaky way of bringing that back.

golden ivy
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Grinding for the last sentinel card is causing me emotional damage

gloomy shore
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@golden ivy hey, me too!

tardy crescent
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I can get all normal 6* cards and will only buy card packs when I'm done buying the entire stock of normal cards, idgaf about pride

gloomy shore
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I've killed that ducker like 200 times and no card!

tardy crescent
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there are so many more considerable dmg boosts

golden ivy
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Like darkmode potions

tardy crescent
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@gloomy shore then try feeling what is it like having to spend 5k keys for occ x for your first asylum card, literally no asylum key boost, etc.

gloomy shore
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Right. But it's a principle of the matter thing. No content behind paywall. That is effectively no longer true

tardy crescent
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true

golden ivy
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It's not a literal paywall though

tardy crescent
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gem gain is objectively too slow

gloomy shore
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@tardy crescent that's awful. I got so bored killing sentinels that I started on the asylum bosses. Occ x took like 50 tries. Sorry.

golden ivy
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100+ a day isn't that slow

gloomy shore
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It's an effective paywall. Not a literal one. Sure.

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It is compared to the number of 6* packs necessary to get all those cards.

golden ivy
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The amount of gems you get from buying should be higher though

tardy crescent
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note the probability of not getting occ x in 1.66k tries is 1 in 17 million

gloomy shore
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That's outrageous man. Sorry.

tardy crescent
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imagine that with literally 0 asylum key boosts

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like, a real fat 0

golden ivy
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I agree that the odds are bullshit

gloomy shore
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I saved up 4k keys before trying the asylum bosses because I was worried about that.

golden ivy
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But i don't give as much of a fuck about boss cards

tardy crescent
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it took me several months till I even got my first asylum card and had to do everything with literally 0 boosts

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it's way too excessive

golden ivy
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This game needs a lot of tweaks

tardy crescent
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and only now have I got a decent key gain

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have I potentially got the worst luck of all people here?

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oh, and no sent b and y when literally everyone has those pets

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oh, and I had needed around 5k tickets or so for some demon y card (yes, TICKETS)

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then got 7 different raid cards for 70 tickets

gloomy shore
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I'm missing sent b. It's my last pet.

tardy crescent
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sent b and y here

gloomy shore
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I've gotten sent y like 7 times...

tardy crescent
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I have given up on b

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wtf

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I never have I gotten y

golden ivy
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It took me so long to get sentinel b that i forgot they even existed

tardy crescent
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I think the actual chances are 100000000x lower

frank moth
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what are you guys talking about i have nothing

tardy crescent
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lel

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you probably spent <1k keys

golden ivy
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I got occulon legitimately 4 times before i got sentinel b

tardy crescent
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lol

golden ivy
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Some bullshit

frank moth
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how do you get king x

golden ivy
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Haven't even unlocked the fucking platypus

tardy crescent
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looking at the fact that so many people have got sent y so often and that I never have, the chance of having no sent y drop out of 10k+ keys is around 1/1 trillion

frank moth
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do you just grind nightmare or is it dependent on difficulty

tardy crescent
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nightmare is best for pets

frank moth
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card

tardy crescent
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oh

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then you gotta go to the respective difficulty

frank moth
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so x is daydream

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fuck

tardy crescent
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yes, fucking 1/1 trillion chance

golden ivy
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This stupid fucking platypus is taunting me

tardy crescent
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considering the 5k keys on occ X, this goes up to 1/18QQ

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oh, and we can't forget using 5 chaotic and genesis and getting the whopping amount of boost of 0%!

golden ivy
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"Can't get me yet! Grind for gems and get more coupons!"

tardy crescent
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let's say the chance of going through all what I have gone through is around 1/1 plasma

frank moth
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lots

tardy crescent
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yee

frank moth
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thank u

golden ivy
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Fuck you, you smug duck billed bitch

tardy crescent
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:^)

frank moth
tardy crescent
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@gloomy shore I don't know if you know anyone with a luck lower than me, literally

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1/1000QQ hahaha

golden ivy
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If there were pet interaction minigames like pokemon I'd get the police called for animal abuse for what I'd do to the pets in this game

tardy crescent
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I haven't even mentioned all the other unlucky stuff I've went through in this game

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50 balls with literally 0 gem yield, what about that?

worldly lichen
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Imagine getting 11 time the Occulon pets before getting his card

tardy crescent
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not even the poor 2 gems, fat 0

golden ivy
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Where did you get your account creation date?

tardy crescent
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11 occulon pets before even the card uh that's a tough one as well

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but clearly more common than spending 5k keys and not getting occ x

worldly lichen
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I had the same thing with emigdala

frank moth
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tatsumaki

tardy crescent
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h m m

frank moth
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you poor guys are isolated from every bot except mee6 so

golden ivy
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Sassy lost child

tardy crescent
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having LOTS problems with sents

golden ivy
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I'm in other servers

frank moth
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hi in other servers

golden ivy
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Hi DAD, i didn't realize you were back from the dead after 7 years

tardy crescent
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haha

frank moth
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i adopted you

tardy crescent
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lel

golden ivy
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Doesn't even make sense

frank moth
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whatever

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sleep

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bye

tardy crescent
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s l e e p

golden ivy
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I'm 21 i can't be adopted

tardy crescent
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oh god

golden ivy
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Bye, i guess

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Why, "oh god"?

tardy crescent
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cuz yes xd

sour socket
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im slowly getting closer to 9* damage

native phoenix
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@foggy thorn I'm trying to get into anime. I've heard very little. I've watched attack on titan and one punch man. Any other good ones? I like action and big fights lol

sour socket
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hunter hunter is really good

safe ruin
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My Hero Academia is pretty popular rn

sour socket
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season 4 just had one of my favorite fights

worldly lichen
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Demon Slayer is a really good one

foggy thorn
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globin slayer

worldly lichen
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Berserk

sour socket
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i never watched goblin slayer

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Berserk is a really good manga

foggy thorn
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plunderer

tall sonnet
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Globin slayer is better than goblin slayer

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Plunderer is great

sour socket
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what ^?

worldly lichen
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Vinland Saga

sour socket
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also supposed to be really good, havent watched it yet

worldly lichen
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I really liked it

sour socket
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Im really enjoying ID:Invaded from this season but thats not an action show

worldly lichen
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Parasyte maybe

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And all the fate

sour socket
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dont send him down the fate rabbit hole

foggy thorn
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bro i tried getting into fate

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there are so many fucking series

sour socket
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i know i would love fate there's just so much to it

foggy thorn
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I don't even know where to start

worldly lichen
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And the order is f*cked up

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Yeah

sour socket
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hang on ive got a video for that kauka let me find it

foggy thorn
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I probably already saw it

sour socket
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gigguk trying to understand the fate series

foggy thorn
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yeah I saw it already

sour socket
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ok

tame sparrow
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Don't try to understand Fate series. There is no understanding. Just watch to look at the spectacle

sour socket
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lol

native phoenix
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@safe ruin I've just started my hero this week. I'm liking it so far

safe ruin
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I just caught up with RWBY too

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If you are looking for more Shonen

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Or just wanna cry

sour socket
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i love RWBY but i also know its not a great series

outer spear
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Remember when Merlin gave King Arthur Excalibur?

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But this time King Arthur is a 14 year old girl?

safe ruin
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Some Vols are meh but overall I like it

outer spear
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Good times

safe ruin
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Fate is too much thinking for me

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I just wanna see half naked girls fight with swords concerned_froge

native phoenix
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So goblin berserk vinland and plunderer I'm look into lol

outer spear
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Then play F:GO

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That’s all it is

safe ruin
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I also didn’t like the mechanics of FGO

outer spear
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Anime tiddies with swords

safe ruin
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Liked other gatchas more

outer spear
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I quite liked the mechanics

safe ruin
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But also all I have IS rn because life getting busy

outer spear
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You can beat all the content if you strategize right and not have to pay a cent

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But you can buy to roll your favorite dudes

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It’s relaxed that way

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And it makes them a shit ton of money

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Highest grossing app in the world or some crazy shit

golden ivy
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I spent 100$ on gems and haven't finished idle

outer spear
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That one app makes more money than the biotech company I work for

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Which is surreal

golden ivy
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Wow

sour socket
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its made billions

outer spear
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not only does it make billions, it makes billions YEARLY

sour socket
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it makes more money than fortnite

outer spear
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technically yeah

tough zealot
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ahhhh, with damage color changing i didn't notice i dropped my crit chance to 0% with the rb toggle

sour socket
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you'll get to a point where you can craft so much crit chance that you can have the toggle be max and you still have 100% crit

tough zealot
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good to know - i bet I can make some progress in crusades now that i've realized my mistake xD

golden ivy
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I have some extra Amazon cash

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What should I buy

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For my setup

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Must be cool

tame sparrow
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A big twisty knob for your volume control?

golden ivy
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Noted

void spade
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LED strips

fading nymph
void spade
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but it's a pillow so you don't get that satisfying click when you smash the enter button

golden ivy
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Keyboard is probably my best bet

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My keyboard is trash

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Came with the prebuilt pc

tame sparrow
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Mechanical is the way to go. Get them cherry switches yo

golden ivy
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Membrane keys

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Yeah

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Oh I found a headphone holder

fading nymph
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What about a weighted mouse?

golden ivy
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Well I'm hesitant to replace mouse and keyboard because I just got them like 2 months ago and they still work

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So I might just go for an accessorie like the audio thing or a headphone stand

void spade
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okay but mechanical keyboard > everything else

fading nymph
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What about a robot arm?

void spade
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robot arms don't go clickity clack

golden ivy
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I don't need a robot arm

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And my keyboard is clicking enough for my standards

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Though I need lights for it because it looks dark on my black mousepad

fading nymph
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Keyboard on a mousepad?

distant siren
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yeet.

fading nymph
low anchor
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goes to bed after starting a 5.7 hr construction

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doesnt finish in 11

distant siren
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hello thorp

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what a coincidence

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we went here at the same time

golden ivy
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Yes keyboard mousepad

wispy dagger
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

golden ivy
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Its extended

distant siren
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but i gtg to bed anyway

low anchor
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i am upsetti spaghetti about that fucking construction

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why is is so fuuucky

distant siren
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hm

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is is?

low anchor
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yes

fading nymph
distant siren
low anchor
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i agree

golden ivy
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Snow is reading my mind

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That's the one in my cart lmao

fading nymph
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I've had construction not move at all

wispy dagger
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thorp its Fu||nnyLu||cky

distant siren
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i have pets of billion power

low anchor
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what the fuck is your point lmao

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oh

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i was like "why would i care about your pet power πŸ€”

fading nymph
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Because you wouldn't.

wispy dagger
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why you keep editing it lol

fading nymph
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He's making it prettiful

distant siren
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ok its 5 past bedtime

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i am go now

wispy dagger
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now space it all out

golden ivy
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Sorry

distant siren
fading nymph
wispy dagger
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its a bird

livid lava
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tower of god gonna get anime wtf

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is this

wispy dagger
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its kvetko's new favorite

livid lava
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no

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I dropped that webcomic

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because it was shit and the anime looks even worse lol

golden ivy
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!tempmute @livid lava 1 trillion years

raw folioBOT
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KvΔ›tko#0201 has been muted for 1 second

Reason: trillion years

[unmute]

fading nymph
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Lmao

golden ivy
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I have 30.99$ (cad) left

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he got off easy

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After buying my monitor arm

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So that's my budget

fading nymph
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Buy a game. Lol

golden ivy
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Nah

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If I need a game I call up my good friend fitgirl

wispy dagger
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see bray you into robotic arms

foggy thorn
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wait

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did he just say

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tog is shit?

livid lava
golden ivy
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Tog?

livid lava
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gonna report that haha

foggy thorn
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tower of god

livid lava
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abouse

fading nymph
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What is Tower of God?

golden ivy
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Never heard of it

foggy thorn
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webtoon

livid lava
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yes, it is going to be an anime

foggy thorn
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yes

low anchor
wispy dagger
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hook the monitor on a robotic arm to rest on so you can walk around with it attached to you

livid lava
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well, wait for the other ones thorp

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haha

fading nymph
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I broke it. πŸ˜‘

foggy thorn
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!tempmute @livid lava 1 gazillion years

raw folioBOT
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KvΔ›tko#0201 has been muted for 1 second

Reason: gazillion years

[unmute]

golden ivy
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again he got off easy

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1 gazillion years is not enough

foggy thorn
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yea

low anchor
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that's literally the only one that's gonna take ages becasue you visibly have to catch it

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from what i've seen

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which is complete dick

fading nymph
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Yep

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I froze the timer in order to beat that. Lol

wispy dagger
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1 infinity

low anchor
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hardest contract in the game smh

wispy dagger
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and beyond

livid lava
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guys, I know ur underage and do not like adult opinion

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but

golden ivy
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i'm 20

livid lava
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shaet

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ur 12

foggy thorn
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I'm 67

golden ivy
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^ this is true

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i've seen pics of his floppy dong

fading nymph
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20 is underage and 67 is underage too

golden ivy
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I guess I could get more leds

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I have a strip running on the bottom of my desk, my headphones, speakers, mousepad and cactus lights already have enough light tho

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i have 0 LEDs or RGB

fading nymph
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Adam. Pics or it didn't happen

golden ivy
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i have it on my keyboard, mouse and computer but i've turned them all off

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how do you like that?

livid lava
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u know, u can like, not use any leds

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and use table lamp

wispy dagger
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embed LEDs into your body

fading nymph
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Bray likes to Bling. Leave him alone

golden ivy
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My setup is perfect once I get my monitor stand

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Idk what to buy

fading nymph
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Buy a cat to sit in your setup

livid lava
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buy gym pass

low anchor
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oh yeah i had excess crystal bashers so i reset it once and got a 750% roll

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in two uses of the best boosters and mutator

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sicc

wispy dagger
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mutato potato

golden ivy
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34$ now, I found a cheaper arm

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37.99$

wispy dagger
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bray if you're buying a prostetic arm, you know that probably is too cheap

fading nymph
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Only two hundred easy payments of $2.99

golden ivy
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I guess my cacti could use a new grow light

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And succulents

void spade
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yknow

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you could just like

golden ivy
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Like succulents in general

void spade
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save it for when you need it

golden ivy
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Cacti are succulents

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Yes static

void spade
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instead of buying something you don't need

golden ivy
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Butttt no

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Actually that's not a bad idea

fading nymph
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You could pay static to sit on your desk

golden ivy
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If I wait like 2 weeks I can get more money and buy like something cool

fading nymph
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And make it pretty

void spade
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because what happens if you break your keyboard and then you're like "oh fuck I have no money for a new keyboard how am I supposed to steal games now???"

golden ivy
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i miss feeling like i really want to buy something

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nowadays i just get it and don't want it anymore ykno

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I am just setup happy right now

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It looks amazing

fading nymph
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Adam. You need a hairless cat.

golden ivy
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I'm so happy

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ew @fading nymph

void spade
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^

golden ivy
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37.99$ could buy me a new keyboard

void spade
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Sphinx cats are kinda ugly

wispy dagger
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snow's hairless cat

void spade
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Jodoc please

golden ivy
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Does it belong to snow?

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Or are you calling snow anhairless cat

fading nymph
void spade
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Look what you did Jodoc now Bray is confused

golden ivy
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You could say like

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Snow is hairless cat

fading nymph
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Bray didn't understand

golden ivy
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Or snow's cat

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Like it's her cat

fading nymph
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Double entendre

golden ivy
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I need to sleep

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Help

fading nymph
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You get one hour too?

wispy dagger
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bray its her cat

golden ivy
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Oh ok thanks

wispy dagger
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she owns one

golden ivy
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Same

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I weighed my cat

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She is 11 lb

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Kinda obese

fading nymph
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Chubby kitty

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Not obese. Just more to love. Lol

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Say it.

golden ivy
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Yes

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Except I hate her

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She is a bitch

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But I still love her

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🐧

fading nymph
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Cats can't be bitches. Only dogs can be.

golden ivy
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She is a bitch

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She meows

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All day

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And eats

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Everything

fading nymph
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She's bored so all she does is want to eat.

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That's your fault.

golden ivy
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Nah

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She just loves food

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Her family line was all ruthless hunting farm cats but she was born as this chubby little snowflake

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And doesn't go outside, and just cuddles, eats, and meows

fading nymph
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Vets say that cats’ weight gain usually comes down to the type and quantity of food they’re fed, along with plain old boredom.
β€œWhen they're bored, they think, β€˜I might as well go eat. ... Oh, look there’s no food in my bowl, I’m going to bother mom for more food,’” Mustillo says.
And when they whine, many owners give in to keep their pets happy.

normal dawn
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I definitely just bought a doubled mastery upgrade and somehow went from like... barely making any progress in Oblivion to killing billions and blasting through the mobs.

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This is the PC version so, uh... I assume it's just wacky bugs.

fading nymph
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Nah mastery is just that cool

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Also F.

normal dawn
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yeah I hope there's a way to transfer, RIP PC version 😦

tough zealot
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Definitely not where I expected this game to go, but with Flash sundowning it's not too surprising I think

golden ivy
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there is pc > android

wispy dagger
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put android on your switch

fading nymph
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I have jodoc sitting on my switch

wispy dagger
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how are you supposed to play games like that

fading nymph
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The garage door keeps opening and closing

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You're not moving. I assume you have gas.

wispy dagger
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to be honest, im not moving right now

fading nymph
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Yeah. I know

wispy dagger
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and i dont have gas

fading nymph
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Then why is it opening and closing? Get off the switch!

wispy dagger
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uh

fading nymph
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πŸ‘…

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I always wished I could attach a dial to the garage door so it opens as high as the dial is if I didn't want it all the way open.

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Double tapping it makes weird things happen

wispy dagger
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you should tap it

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repeatedly

fading nymph
#

You first.

wispy dagger
#

i already did

fading nymph
#

Watch it explode

wispy dagger
#

the grenade is active

golden ivy
#

I did see cranking of numbers and saved even more cash

#

I have 17$ after I buy a wireless mouse

fading nymph
#

🎈x99

wispy dagger
#

99 redballooooon

golden ivy
#

So I need cool stuff for 17$ on Canadian amazon

wispy dagger
#

lal alala

golden ivy
#

Anyone here ever play mappy?

#

The arcade game

fading nymph
#

O.o

golden ivy
#

I think it's called mappu

#

Mappy*

#

It was my favourite

void spade
#

never heard of it

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

That's it

fading nymph
#

Get a Mame emulator and play it again bray.

golden ivy
#

My sister had a shitty emulator

#

I used to do it there

#

I might be able to pull it out if the garage

void spade
#

so just get an emulator on your computer

golden ivy
#

Good idea

fading nymph
#

Emulate that windows in Linux on a Mac.

void spade
#

it was also ported to NES apparently, so if you can't get an arcade version working NES emulators are piss easy

#

why does it say Namcot in the top right of that artwork and not just Namco

fading nymph
#

Namco is newer

low anchor
#

mapp

fading nymph
#

Kind of like Squaresoft games And Enix games became square enix

void spade
#

that isn't the case actually, that was just a brand they used when porting their arcade games to Nintendo hardware, they were always named Namco

#

until they merged with Bandai at least

fading nymph
#

Go play digdug

low anchor
#

now that i think about it im surprised that lava didnt add construction upgrades that expanded rebirth for construction based bonuses

#

πŸ€”

fading nymph
#

That comes later.

#

He always adds related boner sous after a while.

#

πŸ˜‘

tough zealot
#

...Bonuses?

fading nymph
#

Yes

low anchor
#

what

fading nymph
#

Bonuses

tough zealot
#

"boner sous" lol

low anchor
#

boner soup

tough zealot
#

Is that voice to text fail, or just a hilarious local meme

golden ivy
#

autocorrect hahaha

fading nymph
#

That was... I misspelled bonus and it decided to auto correct.

golden ivy
#

I'm a back

#

My succulent is doing much better since I turned my lights back on

wispy dagger
#

Such succulence

tame sparrow
tardy crescent
#

59Q 9*, soon will be in #TwoDigitStarGsng

languid echo
#

hi

tardy crescent
#

hi

languid echo
#

Γ©_Γ©

fading nymph
#

Not random enough

wispy dagger
#

what the fuck is this

#

its like pokemon threw all their shit in a blender and said fuck it, lets use that

fading nymph
#

It's a caterpillar with a bowtie.

pearl oak
#

It's a wurmple/Caterpie

fading nymph
#

What Pokemon name?

pearl oak
#

Let's say...Wurmplepie

#

Actually...gimme a minute

#

I know a site.

fading nymph
#

You're a pie.

#

Seribii?

pearl oak
#

Wurmpie

#

Thats what this generator came.up with

#

Not happy.

#

Snow. I found your....toy...in the middle.

low anchor
#

whats with all these cursed pokemon

pearl oak
#

Generators lol

#

Gimme 2 gen one pokemon

low anchor
#

please tell me btw that lava knows that closing the game on construction fucks shit up

#

and its just a big

#

bug

#

and not intended

chilly prawn
#

We are on iOS- I can’t say anything more than that

pearl oak
frail warren
#

twf

golden ivy
#

this makes me uncomfortable

pearl oak
#

Which one

golden ivy
#

snow's gif

vernal flame
#

Lol

golden ivy
#

Good morning

#

gm

indigo iron
golden ivy
#

wait i thought best was combined score?

fading nymph
#

Removed it for Adam.

golden ivy
#

Oh boy here comes the Pain&Depressionβ„’

lavish umbra
#

Argh now gattaca is asking for gems. Rude.

void spade
#

Lava did u rly have to do it to the man

#

gem react and genie react?

vernal flame
#

Lul

#

Lava plans to give us gems

#

Because he is genie

tough zealot
#

Ingenie-ous

vernal flame
#

And he grants wishes

#

LOL

golden ivy
#

Who want to see pics of my chubby cat

#

She is only 11lb

void spade
#

me

frail warren
#

my cat is like 18lb

#

kinda chonk

golden ivy
#

I'll also send some pics of the chickens

wispy dagger
fading nymph
#

The announcement is he is retiring the game?

worldly lichen
#

fixing bugs

fading nymph
#

Won't ever happen. There are no bugs.

#

They are all really disliked features.

#

But features nonetheless,

worldly lichen
#

fixing disliked features

#

Selling bob tee-shirt

fading nymph
#

Shush.

tame sparrow
worldly lichen
#

My brain can't understand that

fading nymph
#

Simple trick

worldly lichen
#

Yes but why is that even existing xD

fading nymph
#

It's the last thing you expect. Is it not?

worldly lichen
#

Is it

fading nymph
#

Well, some purveyor of parlor tricks prefer comedy over illusion.

#

Mostly cause I Iike when teller talks. Lol

#

Need to invent idle skilling magic. Lmao

#

Then it would be all fun and games till Bob actually pokes you in the eye.

foggy horizon
#

so close to 3 genetic slots. exciting

fading nymph
#

3 genetic slots is the dream

fading nymph
fading nymph
#

It started abstract... I agree it looks like a finger

#

I wish I could draw mobius strips

tame sparrow
#

Try tracing a few so you get used to the form

fading nymph
#

I actually can't fathom 180 degree single sided objects.

#

2D objects/ single sided.

#

Whatever

tough zealot
#

draw it in 3d instead

#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

fading nymph
#

Not a Mobius strip then

tough zealot
#

it's the 3d projection of a 2d surface

#

ezpz

fading nymph
#

They are defined by being 2D lol

tough zealot
#

watch, i can draw it too: ∞

lavish umbra
#

Start with triangles and impossible squares or infinite staircases

fading nymph
#

Infinite staircase.

#

That reminds me of that fake staircase at some school

vernal flame
#

Inb4 Lava's announcement is a long ass essay

vernal flame
#

Aseprite sounds like some kind of drug

fading nymph
#

2:33 for the stairwell

vernal flame
#

No

#

Stab time

fading nymph
#

It is a supposed infinite staircase that has been proven fake. Lol

tame sparrow
golden ivy
frank moth
#

so uh

#

i have 236 pings

#

why?

#

well guess ill find out why

fading nymph
#

Where'd you get pinged?

frank moth
#

in an old server of very very old drama...

#

im reliving the past once again

fading nymph
#

Oh.

#

Stop it. Lol the past is dead for a reason.

granite oyster
#

resisting the urge to absorb all of them

fading nymph
#

If you say Kuakas name three times does he come outta the phone and murder you?

#

Resist

#

You must resist

granite oyster
#

r e s i s t

#

I'm too impulsive for this game

fading nymph
#

10 is the best.

granite oyster
#

Really?

fading nymph
#

15 is better.

#

Lmao

granite oyster
#

I've been stopping at 9 lol

fading nymph
#

Don't take any of my stats into account.

#

This is my hacked save.

#

Lmao

#

9 is good too

#

Extra bag helps. But 10 gives speed per level.

granite oyster
#

I don't need speed anymore tbh

frank moth
#

y

granite oyster
#

My desolater already gets bag 11 instantly

frank moth
#

does he go mining at the speed of light?

granite oyster
#

Pretty much lol

fading nymph
#

I'm missing something here. Lol

#

Mine doesn't get that high a bag

granite oyster
#

Huh

#

That's weird?

#

oh!

#

I have my speed card unequipped rn

vernal flame
#

LOL

fading nymph
#

O.o

granite oyster
#

Even then, it's only 70k?

fading nymph
#

She's going for distance. She's going for speed. Alone alone in her time of need

granite oyster
fading nymph
#

My value is really low

granite oyster
#

It's still half mine

#

So it should still give you mach 11

fading nymph
#

Hmm... I can't upgrade the spluenker directly anymore... Hmm

#

I'll fiddle with the cards again.

granite oyster
#

This game is so finicky lol

fading nymph
#

Oh... Maybe I should read the bags.

#

Not the giant x on them

#

Lmao

granite oyster
#

It might be like the bug on the trekking speed with tinkering

#

oh lmao

fading nymph
#

Bag 14

#

Rip me. I don't even know what I have lmao

quick ginkgo
#

Cool

wispy dagger
#

bag 69

#

still no improvement

vernal flame
#

Hmm

#

Lava is currently writing a thesis on the announcement

frank moth
#

bag 4

#

i suck

vernal flame
#

What is bag (x) supposed to be

#

The number of colors

#

Or stars passed

frank moth
#

i barely get the blue bag one dtar

#

star

vernal flame
#

Oof

#

I'm currently getting the Music note thing

#

Now, I'm just learning

fading nymph
#

He's not releasing any announcement he's just trolling us.

vernal flame
#

Yep

frank moth
#

wdym hes typing?

fading nymph
#

He already called me lame in his last announcement.

frank moth
#

oh his status

#

prepping an announcement

#

define prep?

vernal flame
#

He's writing a thesis paper on the announcement

fading nymph
fleet ivy
#

Don't be lame!

frank moth
#

dude

fleet ivy
#

What happened to Elsa pants?

vernal flame
#

Elsa ded

frank moth
#

elsa died

vernal flame
#

Devoured by bunnies

frank moth
#

these fluffy fuckers suffocated her

fading nymph
#

Someone told me pants were... Indicative of something sexist.

frank moth
#

i am a sexist

fleet ivy
#

Who lol

vernal flame
#

Tell them they're sexist for thinking that

fading nymph
#

So instead of causing problems I changed it.

frank moth
#

sexerist

fading nymph
#

Meteor told me that

vernal flame
#

Kk

#

Lul

frank moth
#

a meteor?

#

did he grant your wish?

vernal flame
#

Fell on the dinosaurs

wispy dagger
#

lava is making paragraphs of explaination of what the hell is happening in the update

fading nymph
#

I'd tag him but I've been told I'm not allowed to ping people without good reason, namely means for no reason.

#

Even if it is a good reason lmao

vernal flame
#

@ LavaFlame2#0739

frank moth
#

UPDATE

| more new content |

but bugs multiply
Approx 30 days
BUILD
fleet ivy
#

PC still unplayable

vernal flame
#

Bugs increase exponentially

#

And you get +1 additional stuff

#

Wow

fading nymph
#

How many times do I have to say. There are no bugs. They are just all unpopular features, but features nonetheless.

vernal flame
#

More inconveniences then

golden ivy
#

nut

fading nymph
#

Don't spam

vernal flame
#

Daily

fading nymph
#

Weekly?

frank moth
#

penis

fading nymph
#

It's a daily weekly penis

golden ivy
#

nut, dont spam daily weekly penis

vernal flame
#

Wonder what it tastes like

frank moth
#

what is sizing

#

oh wait i got thecontext

#

ok

#

"prepping an announcement"

playing Risk of Rain 2

tame sparrow
fading nymph
#

Lmao

frank moth
#

nani?

chilly prawn
#

Guess what I hope he announces :p

fading nymph
#

Free bobs with every purchase

#

The retirement of the discord and game

#

Uh... Pickles in your shoes

#

Hmm...

#

The restructuring of discord mods again

#

A New Vegas Sequel

#

I'm guessing I wasn't supposed to actually guess?

lament goblet
#

yo

#

kongregate ver is so weird

#

you have pets instantly unlocked

#

and you cant access arcade for some reason

#

its so weirdd

#

oh and the HP bar is glitched

#

great

frank moth
#

kongrefucked

lament goblet
#

Lmao

frank moth
#

does arcade have the invisible lock lul

lament goblet
#

Yep

#

and pets straight up doesnt have one

fading nymph
lament goblet
#

@frank moth what do you even need to unlock arcade lmao

frank moth
#

idk how pc works but progress in fighting seems to be the only way

lament goblet
#

Genius level iq

fading nymph
#

Level Q

#

I dead.

#

Deaaaaaad

shrewd warren
#

hwat, prepping an announcement!?

twin hound
#

Man, I've neglected crusade for a long while

#

Or, well, tinkering

fading nymph
#

That's what he says. Expect the announcement in a week

golden ivy
#

🍞

shrewd warren
#

true true

frank moth
#

i just bought all the fucking deck links

#

700 gems down the train

golden ivy
#

Ok ok ok so tomorrow I get to order my new wireless mouse

shrewd warren
#

tomorrow i have a uni math exam. can i have your day?

frank moth
#

i need to get a new router

golden ivy
#

I'm excited

vernal flame
#

He is obviously currently finding "sources" for his thesis on the announcement

frank moth
#

so i just saw porn images

#

fucking gross

vernal flame
#

Bruh

golden ivy
#

Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour is dissapointed

vernal flame
fading nymph
#

Bray.

golden ivy
#

Hi

#

My allergies are flaring up

#

Help

#

I can't stop sneezing

golden ivy
#

And for some reason I'm itchy everywhere

#

Could be fleas I guess

#

🐧

tame sparrow
fading nymph
#

I'm getting both

tame sparrow
#

We don't own a switch yet, unfortunately

fading nymph
#

Lites are nice but I prefer regular as a console

#

Even got a pro controller for playing dead cells lol

#

Why is rouge legacy on iOS but not android? -_-

tame sparrow
#

Rogue legacy is on android if you just pirate it

fading nymph
#

Imma play moonlighter till I pass out. Night everyone.

outer spear
#

Where’s my prize vad

tame sparrow
#

.>

#

Look over there

outer spear
#

My lamp?

tame sparrow
#

Congratulations, its a lamp!

#

I'm kidding

outer spear
#

But I don’t own a lamp

tame sparrow
#

My intention was to draw something, I just haven't done it yet

outer spear
#

Lol

#

Well whenever you draw it, post it here

#

I’m sure lots of people would like to see it

tame sparrow
#

Will do

ashen orbit
#

Vad

#

show us yer tits

tame sparrow
#

Listen

#

You aren't gonna see my awesome rocking tits

#

You're just not quality enough for this sweater meat

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

I'll keep asking purely because i get a laugh out of it every time

#

@ashen orbit

obsidian spear
#

!guide

raw folioBOT
bold quest
#

@obsidian spear #bot-commands

lavish umbra
#

Did lava fall asleep on his keyboard or what?

#

Prepping...

golden ivy
vernal flame
#

NICE

#

POG

bold quest
#

Is this an alt funny made?

golden ivy
#

πŸ€

worldly lichen
#

I NEED those cards

knotty forge
#

Draken try upgrading your real life card drop chance and you'll get them too πŸ™ƒ

worldly lichen
#

I don't know where the portal to ascention is xD

knotty forge
#

In space duh! Just next to the lava corpse on that red flouting planet. I don't know why he thought that he could survive in space...

worldly lichen
#

Hmm so I need to be an astronaut for having a chance to get those card
Rip mini lava maybe he forgot to upgrade his health

foggy thorn
#

no

worldly lichen
#

yes

foggy thorn
#

fine

knotty forge
#

The best reverse psychology I've ever seen kuaka

vernal robin
lament goblet
#

Hmm...

#

Something is wrong..

golden ivy
#

yeah pc right? backgrounds are fucked

limpid spruce
#

Idk if i should accsend

#

I only get 29 b

#

How much harder is the third ice cream then the second?

golden ivy
tardy crescent
#

!icecream

#

lel

vocal inlet
#

Lol I'm starting to get burnt out on tunnel level requirements holy shit

vernal robin
#

@vocal inlet I'm on the last on, need level 90. It sucks.

vernal flame
#

Wonder how many sources Lava has for his research document on his announcement

formal echo
#

Am I being a big dumb? Where are the new tilling crops from the tunnels upgrade?

golden ivy
#

Good morning

#

🐧

foggy thorn
#

tap the grey thing on the top right @formal echo

golden ivy
#

Hey kuaka!

void spade
#

good morning bray

golden ivy
#

How is it going?

foggy thorn
#

and #_ next time

#

bad

golden ivy
#

Oh that's awful

#

Hey static

formal echo
#

Do I need to rank up to get to them?

foggy thorn
#

yes?

formal echo
#

Ah. That might be why

golden ivy
#

I'm placing the order for my mouse later today

#

I'm excited

supple kraken
#

that will take your krunker level to the max

livid lava
#

afternoon guys

void spade
#

hi Kvetko

tame sparrow
#

Howdy

void spade
#

hi Vad

livid lava
#

hey

foggy thorn
#

today I slept

tame sparrow
#

Hi static

foggy thorn
#

it felt good

tame sparrow
#

Kuaka, congrats on the sleep

void spade
#

good job Kuaka

foggy thorn
#

got home, ate some food, went to bed

livid lava
#

that what I wanna do too

#

eat and sleep

#

so like I started to going on judo lectures, and there is this guy, 10cm taller then me, doing box, multiplesports..... he nearly choked me to death

void spade
#

lol did he use you for an example or something?

frail warren
#

today i had school off because of bad weather

#

lets go

livid lava
#

no like there are like 10 ppl on those lectures 6 girls and 4 guys... 3 guys are like beginners and 1 guys is good at other sports(box and more) and he took that just for the fun, 1 guy and me are same height, other 2 are as well in their group... we practiced some hold and stuff and the guys who train us said that we should switch with our partners(me and other beginner together).... and I was like oh god

#

but ya it was fun, the teachers 2 sentence was " so like, last year, 2 guys broked their bones"

void spade
#

well try not to break your bones

foggy thorn
#

will do

livid lava
#

her nearly broke my ribs... he is like 20kg more then me huh

frank moth
#

"i broke my bones at these 3 places"
"then dont go to those places"

livid lava
#

yes

#

thanks

fading nymph
pearl oak
#

Snows always mad...

#

Damn

tame sparrow
#

I think she's just like that

#

Pay it no mind

pearl oak
#

He/she

#

One can not simply assume gender nowadays

livid lava
#

did u just called her she

distant siren
#

good day

tame sparrow
#

She has claimed to be female multiple times

pearl oak
#

Claimed.

tame sparrow
#

Oh hai mahk

pearl oak
#

But never proven

distant siren
#

it appears we are talking about

#

gender

pearl oak
#

Yes

distant siren
#

hmm yes

tame sparrow
#

Its not 2007 we don't need proof any more lmao

distant siren
#

snow is female

pearl oak
#

Lol. Is there proof?

distant siren
#

oh by the way did you mean that thing for real

pearl oak
#

I know vad is male bc he sent proof before.

tame sparrow
#

Shhhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyone

pearl oak
#

Lol. I didn't. You just did.

#

I meant about you in the gas masks you got. Lol. Thanks for putting it out there though.

void spade
#

πŸ‘€

pearl oak
#

Sup Jr mod sir

void spade
#

tired

distant siren
#

tiblue

pearl oak
#

Up all night wanking it again?

tame sparrow
#

I'm gonna show you guys a thumbnail of my work in progress on the art thingy I'm doing to reward @outer spear

void spade
#

yeah what else would I be doing

pearl oak
#

Getting laid. Drinking. Partying.

tame sparrow
pearl oak
#

Oooooo

distant siren
#

uh

worldly lichen
#

Hmm

tame sparrow
#

I still have to do body shading, teeth shading/fill, and eyes

distant siren
#

that looks weird

void spade
#

intradasting

pearl oak
#

How's it weird.

distant siren
#

but its good

pearl oak
#

You can see what it is In the top left. πŸ˜‚

distant siren
#

you know the vibe check meme?

#

it kinda reminds me of that

pearl oak
#

Never seen it.

distant siren
#

good art though

tame sparrow
#

Yeah I put a reference image in lol. It will be removed before the project is final

pearl oak
#

Lol. It's gunna look great dude.

#

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#

Omg. That's awesome.

distant siren
#

i quit IS for now

#

the hoops pet really got me demotivated

#

and so did the endless spelunking grind

tame sparrow
#

How long are you quitting for?

distant siren
#

until next update, hopefully

tame sparrow
#

But like

#

I need a number for the command

#

ZOMBIE

#

that mfer eats brains

distant siren
#

what command?

tame sparrow
#

.> nothin

distant siren
#

t e l l m e

tame sparrow
#

its a secret

distant siren
#

||shit||

#

chat die

tame sparrow
#

You killed it!

distant siren
#

Yay!

tame sparrow
#

I'll post my thumbnail again, that will revive it

#

Didn't work, F

pearl oak
#

Sorry. Got busy

#

My wife and I have a board for important events and other shit. We decided to have fun

tame sparrow
#

tacks "do the sex" on the cork board

#

Penis drawings are not appropriate for the general chat sir

void spade
#

who posted a penis drawing

tame sparrow
#

Guess lmao

void spade
#

was it me?

tame sparrow
#

...

void spade
#

It's okay, you can tell me if it was, I can take it

tame sparrow
#

I bet you can take it

void spade
#

😩

pearl oak
#

Damn. It got blocked.

void spade
#

oh, it was fmj

pearl oak
#

Lol yep.

#

My wife drew it.