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is bugged
doesnt work?
does work
doesnt stack with arcane carpet though?
wtf
IONIZE DOESNT INCREASE EXP WHAT
ive said this before
but lava needs to fix some shit
Oh my. If I could know it, I wouldn't reinstall then.
seriously
@foggy thorn
I wanted to reinstall because my weed extended time to 2.2k. :p
Ionize combo has been bugged since pets were released. I have a completly unexplainable feeling that it's never getting fixed.
Witchcraft
bean
Beans
You think the new update is taking longer cause lava is fixings some of those pesky bugs?
no
I have faith in him
wow, that's rare lol
he isn't being lazy
same
hopefully
Plot twist: it's not an update at all, it's Idle Skilling 2.0. Now with twice the bugs!
i know he's gonna do well
or: no bugs! no content! winwin!
Just deletes the game off the App Store
will do
lol
and Kong
idle skilling modded version: no bugs
just a black screen
Oooo what if he comes out with a new card that when you equip it it fixes the bugs only at 6-star tho
at 7-star so you've to wait 3more updates before he releases those
Tru
1* 10% chance to avoid bug
anyone have any suggestions for incrementals to play?
IS
NGU
ive played enough of that today
Realm grinder
Ew
i've played those before and they are not fun
What’s ngu
^ itrtg ripoff
NGU is an idle/incremental game with a focus on resource management
There is a new dragon quest app coming out soon I’m looking forward to that
What's it called
woo
Grats, you are now poop coloured.
oh yeah
Very good incremental game
i remember that game
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

WHAT
Inflation was a good one
what
thats a good pet
post in #achievement-pics
@long glen thanks for that compliment your a kind guy girl mask thing
as well
Sorry @distant siren
Ah I did uwu
Shame there’s a lot of good idle games but not all of them are incremental
ill find one
beans
I've been on a streak of getting new pets
I got Sent Y yesterday, and Emigdala and Crystal Bird today
woo
woo?
new pets
Doop a doop
pets is annoying
hoops is fair
Hoops is a lie.
@outer spear wins yesterday's "Identify This" contest. Prize to be decided later when I have time
Also its not bronze
what material is it?
Stainless
Cool
Transformers. Assholes in disguise.
Laser cut
One time I ate a watch battery.
Yeah I believe you
Ah, colored stainless. neat.
Can I see?
no
Its not colored, just weird lighting I think
oh, it looks really orange in that picture
What's it go on?
Its a Ruger 10/22 bolt release
I saw it was a bolt release. I just wanted to see what it went to. :p
It goes to a ruger 10/22
You named the picture bolt release.
That's what we call a "hint"
:v
Say 123 if you want to kill the ice age baby
who?
headoff
Alright bye.
Cya
Turns out zues bolt is pretty strong. Not sure if it's better than gorshank's abomination, but it's definitely strong
zeus bolt is suuuuuuuuper good
its really good
zeus bolt 9 gene combo
is amazing
never tried it myself yet because im focusing on travel speed but whatever
Bowling for soup
garbage
sweet
first real programming language
im already downloading python
and i got some tutorials open
but thanks
yeah i dont understand anything
i'm never going to get around to coding
i swear
its just mind exploding to me
Try taking a course
So, the very first step to learning programming, is to understand logic
Something that will walk you through it step by step
Your friend is a damn fool
k
Python is perfectly suitable for a beginning programmer
so, take courses
agreed
Check out that link I gave you
"code the blocks"
no.
not this again
im gonna see if something finally makes me able to start
actually, is there "visual" stuff in python?
basic is scripts. but there are librarys that can create visual stuff
lava you may speak
i was just going to say if you actually want to start coding
pick a language and just look up "how to make [insert very simple, old game] in [whatever language]"
i guess youre right
and follow the video exactly, like literally copy what they do
its the best way to get over that "holy crap there are so many things on the screen, what do i type?? what do i click to get started??" feeling that stops 90% of people who try to start
i will try that
Lmao that was one of my very first coding projects
don't forget to dark theme your IDE
I basically made like a catan like game
It was a super basic turn based thing with tiles that generated resources
Ah memories
you've to install pip
Note: If you have Python version 3.4 or later, PIP is included by default. .. or nvm?
but i just tried to-
C:\Users\Your Name\AppData\Local\Programs\Python\Python36-32\Scripts>pip --version been a while i tried this (im not very good at python)
I believe python -m pip install also works
takes a bit to get used to python at start >.<
My cat is obese
Show us pls
you added Python to PATH when you installed right? @distant siren
static <3
G'day
o/
ahoy!
chips ahoy
no?
i want to die for a week
🐧
in1957 they threw an atomic bomb in an abandoned mineshaft and put a 500ton manhole cover on it. the bomb kinda yeeted the cover into space at 200.000 km/h
It is far more likely that the cover vaporized from shock heating before making it in to space, unfortunately
Would be hilarious if some alien space trucker got hit with a manhole cover in 3000 years tho
they got it on camera, because the first time they tried this they couldn't find the cover
so they tried the second time with a camera
They got the manhole cover in like one frame and at the speed it was going it almost certainly vaporized before exiting the atmosphere
I didn't do the calculations, but it shouldn't burn up fully
Since then, Brownlee's concluded it was going too fast to burn up before reaching outer space. "After I was in the business and did my own missile launches," he said. "I realized that that piece of iron didn’t have time to burn all the way up [in the atmosphere]."
What are you even saying right now.
"I didn't do the calculations"
Just.... look it up. Other people have already done them.
yeah couldn't find them quickly :/
If the manhole was made of anything oxidizable without anything to protect it
That shit is particulate matter
Ugh I hope 🐧 doesn't have that ear piercing headache
Ugh ugh ugh
My parents are going on vacation so I'm stuck at my mom's house without my PC for a week
Ugh ugh
And I just got GTA 5 but can't play it now
And I have to wait 2 weeks for my monitor stand
Ugh
welcome mobile games
wait what
N o
What happened
Oh ok
Sorry
Hope you get happy soon
FUCK my foods teacher wants me to wipe the table and fold all the towels
Absolute madlad
Just delivered my last ice cream just need to get the top row done
Ty ty
I feel like the next update will be an addition to tunneling
It's the only area without 3 icons
And the last time lava released one with 2, about a month later the third was released (contracts)
🤔
- Stuff like that belongs in #511292561109942312
- Stop unnecessarily tagging Lava
He muted us all
!tempmute @fading nymph 6h tagging lava after being asked not to
Reason: tagging lava after being asked not to
Oh oof
Bit of a strong reaction but okay
They deleted all but one of their posts first, too 
[Users were only harmed emotionally in the making of this motion picture.]
oh, that's more of a pattern than it appeared, i've stopped chuckling now
[quantum chuckling intensifies, or and doesn't]
We won't know until we observe the chuckling
Good thing I'm all the way over here, you'll never know. 
there's another thousand in the rest of the server combined
maaaaaaybe dont ping the developer of the game unless its actually necessary
just rule of thumb
for life
@raw folio
Hehehe
I mean, moooost of the time users ping lava its either for laughs or to suggest something, which is why #511292561109942312 is there
Id hate to be pinged like that
Lava doesn't read dm so he probably disable ping in all channel
Let's get it, just need the carpets now
The way kids use 'dm' these days, is that specific to any platform or is it a generic term?
Woah. This chat is deaaad
Dm= Direct messages = private messages= maybe all platforms yeah
If thats what you mean
Way more impactful than a single carpet
I knew what it stands for. I just usually hear it in association with FB and IG. I wasn't sure if when someone says DM on discord, if they're talking about a discord direct message or a Zuckerberg direct message.
Discord i think
Yeah
discord and twitter both label their private messages as dm
Bitching about how dead chat is rather than just making chat not dead by striking up a conversation other people want to participate in: A Thesis by Learnedax,PHD
25 Days till DOOM Eternal
bitch chat
Real bitch hours who up
im down
and here goes another server that i just left
finally moved on from a discord server to another one, which is this one
@tame sparrow I only got a Masters degree. Sorry.
about time anyways
Just got up from a nap
nap again
And yes, it go master's-thesis, and doctor's- dissertation.
The dead chat primarily seems noteworthy because of Lava's chain yanking about new stuff.
I nap too much
I disagree
Too much life is unhealthy? So if you're 113, dying is the HEALTHY thing to do?
The chat is busy sometimes and slow other times. Its sunday night and people are probably trying to get weekend chores or homework done, which is generally what causes it since the server is full of children
I can never have too much of the ponies
What time zone are you, vad?
I know there's an ebb and flow, but it seems to be... ebbing a lot more lately. :P
Central time. And I've been here at a lot of different times due to insomnia and no job, its not unusual at all for the chat to be slow at this time of the week and evening
Well, I'm pretty sure it's Monday night for central. Did you lose a day somehow? 😋
I'll only trade it for 23k pachinko balls.
Do you have any idea how long it would take to launch all those?
It'd definitely be a bit.
I've got 11k saved up. One I hit enough to have a reasonable chance at jackpot I'm gonna dump them.
Or alternatively, I'll spend a bunch if we ever get another holiday event.
I really wonder how lava calculated that %chance for gem jackpot
Because it’s like a binomial distribution with a twist
Because of the portals, so in reality it’s a much “taller” pachinko board than what we are led to believe
But it can theoretically loop forever
Which fucks up probabilty calculations
I guess it’s really just a binomial distribution stacked with a discrete random variable for the portals
Does that have a name? Like binomial?
I've had a ball go from the purple portal and end up back in the first bucket
Where you have like 3 boxes, and each box has some random different chances within it?
Like the pachinko rewards tiers? I can’t remember if that has a name or not
Binomial I can remember because that’s just price is right style ball drop like IS pachinko
Which is also Pascal’s triangle
That’s some bad luck vad
how does it feel knowing that you have less of a chance of that happening thna you getting a jackpot?
Anger-ey
I have had two jackpots before tho
Not like, in a row. Just over the time since pachinko was released
Yeah but more expensive for less storage
I don't need it for it's speed
I just need the gigs
How much storage do you need tho? you can get a 1tb SSD for less than a hundred bucks and they're gonna get even cheaper by the time you're running out of space on it, unless you foolishly never delete anything
I keep a tight ship with my files
I even have a 2TB HDD fresh
still in its static free packaging
that i ahvent had to install because i havent run out of room
I need 1tb hdd
get 1tb ssd then
just 1TB? get an ssd then
unless you need like a RAID with dozens of TB of data or something
just get an SSD
Ah that's only 90 US dollarydoos
seems like canada's currency is starting to suck again
Yeah it sucks
My uncle is a jade miner and he told me he can't buy equipment because people come from the US and use their dollar to swoop in and outbid him
I believe it
BELIEVE IT
Shhh it’s quiet hours
Who's talkin here I'm tryna take a nap
you
Hoist on my own petard
my friend challenge my to make the dragun gun of enter the gungeon,and i turn to this
hmmm
is seems more of a vector
you know i dont really make pixel guns
neat gun
the one you made however reminds me of a hot glue gun
i heve triend make this tutorial but i never can ;-; is very hard to me
my english is a shit
it is shit
that shouldnt be that hard
i would say a problem i dont like having to deal with is animating fire
probaly is more easy with a tablet
you could probably make a ball and just smudge tool it out ith a hard edge
then go back over it with lighter colors
my only problem is animating fire only because of how many different ways fire can be done
plus the jumpyness of it
i ill learn more about color theory,because my hability with mix color is not good
this just looks like a fucked up chicken nugget
is like my burning chicken nugget?
just takes layering
when you shrink it it looks better slightly
heah is looks a burning chicken
how i would normally make a pixel fire is going from red orange gold yellow bars (like a gradiant) stacked on top of each other, then cut out a flame shape then kind of go back and diffuse the colors a bit
IDK looks like fire to me, not like a nugget
try to make a fire something like that,i hope ithis ill help you
going back to when i put fire on ashleyflame
as an example of what i mean
like see theres many ways to make a fire's shape... but getting it and animating it is ass
some fires are even more round
and look like a ball
with less tendrils
i need sleep now,here is a tip(i guess) try to make the shapes in the part like this
i do idk if was a gif
no
you should remove some of the excess transparent spacing surrounding it
you no have program fro gif?
i guess i make a gif
nice!
Needs a little higlighting to differentiate foreground flame tendrils from background
hmmm
Does gif support partial transparency?
I bet you would have better luck converting it to an animated png
pngs arent animated?
i ''fixed'' the bug
thats better
way better
its so tiny you cant even see it
i
am
groot
gooing sleep
s l e e p
l e e p
i dont know what to do
listen to this eldar
Track 3 on 'Solid State Survivor'
Written by Yukihiro Takahashi
LYRICS:
Instrumental
I think it is time for me to descend into the depth of my conscious for the next 8 hours.
Goodbye comrades
👋
don't think there is oof
argh I like snow
I believe snow left this discord after being muted for pinging lava
After being warned not to
👏
if youre happy and you know it clap your hands
Welp my friend has left me now. I finally have a FUCKING ANSWER
aparently the song from above was used in an old pixel train game
you'll be okay meat...
She's gone now.
I gave her a second chance
And she turned it down, so she hurt herself. Can't blame it on me now.
In hindsight I should have stopped her. But I can live through the pain. Fuck.
Snow is back in the server, I guess she rejoined?
Lavaflamez2
Which, y'know, fine. Silly to leave in the first place, though
Unless that's some kind of bug with the mute command that makes it look like people have left the server. But I don't think it is.
that moment when you play idle skilling on your switch
apparently i can get past two zones to get to the second last one
i have so much damage its easy to complete them
if hoops was a person
i'd let it sit in the femur breaker for all eternity
i have much more to say but i wont
anyway
um
is no one going to say anything about meat's friend commiting suicide
seriously
thats just how its worded
well if thats suicide, then this changes things
im not gonna say anything though. most of the time, it just doesnt end well...
i learned from the worst.
its gonna hurt if ya ping
Ok
heavy is dead
ice age baby
Hmm
busted the cabbage
should you trust the slots?
the slots has a cooldown timer this bot sucks
do !crime and he takes 20k of your money while !work gives 50-200 like bitch
Lul
i regret doing !crime
!slut isnt any better, takes 750 but gives 250
the 35% chance makes this not worth the profit
guys heiz is writing a novel
should we ping him
back to making games because im bored
What bot lol
the "Your Dad" bot
what novel?
the unbelievaboat
Your novel
you dont even know the name
guys heiz is writing a novel
@frank moth this
but you still dont know the name
that does not indicate the amount of content though
Oh I thought it's your dad bot novel
lol
dad
I had a premonition of Eldarsomeone planning shit
dasda
@bold quest
Suck it, I'm on break so that doesn't count as disturbing me
yeah ill suck your dick
I don't have a dick
Owo
UwU
no
Sounds dangerous 😂
no
So we can't max everything yet right?
mann, are we ever getting the reincarnation / ascension thingy back on pc. :<
LUL pc
lol the ball just freaked out and started flying in a 45 degree up LOL i hit the thing in such a way where it stuck in the wall and slide down... then porseeded to shake then sarted floting off lol
you can still see it a little in the last shot
I sure hope we do... just glad I got as far as I did without it breaking, or I might not be playing still
also gz does the hoop keep changing its movement after 50
im trying to see what happens if i hit 65
but ge after 50 its crazy hard to see where its going with it changing so often
has anyone hit 65 high score?
Yes
how do i die
surrpised how fast i got back to a normal spot after rebirthing for the first time
Yep rebirth make you progress a lot
after the first rebirth.. best to just keep ascending till you unlock more in purg?
Do some ascend and then rebirth a second time I think
Purg will be very hard at the beggining
yeah especially when you're like me and leave mark on
xD
The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

Fishing overflow is getting annoying now. A functional cloud save for everyone would be the best thing all round.
it means that you have a slime in a capsule @sharp isle
whelp... hit high score of 64.... so close lol... well hope i do well for the coming gem one. i did as you saw, high but i did not even know i was playing a gem game lol
its not really the hoop thats truble but me hitting it in just the wrong spot where it just does not count when it goes through... really its done me in for like 10 times
ma
🇦

I'd like to request a moment of silence for our fallen boss cards. They will be gone but not forgotten.
Rip
I'm so tired
Oblivion?
It is yes
any tips for hoops?
Hoops is a secret added in 2.5. :basketball: :wastebasket:
For unlock info, see:
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Secrets#Hoop_Challenge
there's a video for it
🐧
🐧
staring off into the member list
Penguin gsng

scribble
Why the fuck that thing look like a demon
it looks like a demon that has been attacked with ketchup and mayonnaise
Eye of the beholder.
Great thing about abstract art is that everyone sees what they want to see.
Looks like a demon ready to eat your fucking soul then desecrate your no longer breathing body
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT
I drew it. So blah.
I'm going back to bed. Thought I'd post that.
needs more s p e e d to get out the cage

Us here waiting on the new content updates.
No nitro doesn't mean you can't post gifs. Lol
Just remake the gif on your phone and
today's one of those days where I feel like dying
@foggy thorn you ok bud?
feeling death should be considered as a totally normal thing in everyday life wtf
woke up with a headache, got no sleep, the person I'm working with didn't do what he needed to do
What do you do?
What do you do for work?
it's a school project
Well, whats the project
we have to make a map, a timeline, and make a 4 page essay
Holy hell. For what
AP history
I hope it wasn't the 4 page essay
the essay
Just quick type up, A 4 Page Essay
Hand it in. You'll either fail bc your teacher doesn't have a sense of humor, or pass bc that's smart
^^
I got a 322% in German V.
bruh
oh god why not y -_-
why does it have to be so difficult to get something literally everyone has
but so easy to have stuff noone does
literally got sent r 3 times
when will the game want to give me y -_-
I asked my teacher if I can write an essay in German for 20 points extra credit on my midterm. I got a 97 on my midterm and I drew about 47 pictures....
Every 1000 words was worth 20 points extra
She asked why the pictures.


And yep. Sosig got it.
did you tell her?
Yep. She gave me the points.
ok
She also told the rest of the class they can only write the essay for points. I got away with it on a technicality.
Oh dude. My German teacher was the best. All of the teachers literally wanted us to respect them as much as they did her.
She gave us unrestricted access to her candy drawer.
Half of a filing cabinet, full of candy
Candy drawer 👀 👀
K. You need to finish school at my old high school bro.
bro
the only teacher that would do sométhing like that would be my math teacher from freshman year
my history teacher was the best
ok
she gave away free extra credit points for giving her chocolate
my chemistry teacher gave me an award at the end of my junior year because he liked my dry humor
and she once gave me like 20 extra points for reciting the gettysburg adress
oh yeah
Mine gave us extra credit for going to elementary schools and teaching them German... During school
i got the award of most holes burned into cd's
Oh. And that was part of the ciricullum
curriculum
Whatever
I hate having to do community service hours
my school tried to force me to do community service hours but I found out it wasn't required and was just for a scholarship I already didn't qualify for
can't
they have them recorded
Are there certain stipulations
bro you can't use big words around me
What are the rules
Like. I could sign off on it
Look at the rules,
If there isn't anything stating it has to be a certain kind of community service, then I could help you
I'm just going to donate blood
....
you get 25hours
WHAT?!?!?!
yep
for a 2 min fucking donation
and it happens twice a year
25 hours of what
community service
-_-
K is a bad boy
He stole a candy bar
Now he's got 50h community service
Don't bother back reading. It's legit
What "Contract Shops" are effected by Doctorate ice cream???
Man I feel like all my progression is riding right now on vessel unlocks in trekking
I did?
Yes.
guess I did then
Lol
god I can't wait for April to come
Why
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🦇 Noblesse
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and 2nd season of slime comes out
Never seen slime.
it's good
What's it about
probably one of the best isekais
guy dies, becomes a slime, meets a dragon, consumes the dragons, builds a city of monster
Lol. Well. I got today off. I know what I'm doing.
I would like someone to lend me LOTS HOLY MOLY* cash and HELLA YIKES* crops and plants if that'd be possible thanks
Ugh the animation of ToG seem really weird
oh damn i knew about ToG but not the god of high school
bro this guy is so fucking gay
literally got like 40% more from ores lmfao
no
yeah Kuaka
he'll do it later Kuaka gosh give him a break
you can insult him but not by using a sexual orientation you nitwit
but like he's gay
do you mean he likes men or are you saying it like 'he's so gay dude'
How do you get AP so high? I thought it's basically capped
yes
yeah cause we killed Duck for doing that, so it gives mixed messages if mods are doing it. Set a good example Kuaka
geez
!tempmute @foggy thorn 1 year using gay as an insult
You can't mute a moderator.
damn
huh
Justice fails again
I'm immune
ye
the what
tower of god
I wanna see the gohs trailer
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

no
Why did lava decide this was acceptable?
dunno man
lol not even 18k
!kill @foggy thorn
!kill @tardy crescent
18k is for people with more gems than me
I killed you before you can't kill me 
I can't die
no
i have committed waste of gems and time lol 1.5B -> 1.7B trekking spedd
900 gems to the trash bin
what about spending 3k gems in literally 3 more boost slots lol
yea
Wish i could get it
a completely noob trash I shouldn't have paid for
the real difference is very little, definitely not worth the sum of 900 gems and 1 green vessels
Literally just unlocked the vessel required for the first level
lol
ive stopped farming for gattaca D;
the difference is very small, gattca should be low on your priority list
Need to get vessel gain up so i can get the last few constructions
people love overrating stuff which isn't that good
even tho I'm trying to make the ultimate trekking team I'm not happy about having farmed for gattaca
1.5B -> 1.7B trekking speed, almost nothing
How did you spend gems for that though?
gattaca needs gems from lvl 5 onwards
Fuck that
200 for lvl 5, 300 for 6, 400 for 7
fuck that !!!!
already need 400 for anotha one stupid thing
how many gems do you get for one day
Mastery doubler is a better use of 900 gems
I actually expected x2 mastery to be 1500 gems before the update
easily 100 gems per day
that theory is pure trash
im kinda trash at hoops
around 140 pachinko balls + crypt + asylum bosses + hoops + raid , c'mon u can get 100
Sometimes i get unlucky
I can't control hoops man how
o.o
hoops are fuckingly broken how can you even control that
bugs every fucking where
I could be getting solid 250 points daily if it wasn't for the fucking bugs
True
some occasions where the ball goes in but doesnt score
But 50 points is doable
gem gain is capped anyway so why lava wants us to fail so much
and I even time cheated a few days in to try out getting the bb pet and realised that the game actually is more buggy in the daily trials
Anything past like 50 is pointless
hoops highscore affects damage
fuck that
but then again does that matter
Not that much
I want some people to really find out why hoops are that broken
There's a discord server specifically for shit like that
But yes
It's bad coding
I have confirmed that the amount of bugs is higher in the daily trials than other times
so lava purposedly adds in bugs
he just might have done that in a hurry and thats it
no point fixing that either, since it doesnt affect your game
true
When i complained and said that lava should program with something elsesomeone said "why should lava do that for one minigame?"
Like hoops is the only issue
the only?
I honestly think lava coded in purposedly the bugs for us to don't get bb code unless you get lucky by an rng factor (determined forever)
so I won't ever get it
I can try 10 years yet I won't be able to
I get scores of 50 every day
The only chance for these people is save editing
wow whats your trick
And the day i get the pet i got 80
It clearly says your best is 47
how -_-
It's a total score of 65
It just decided to not fuck me that day
also why 26 gems lmfao
I just got the pet
hoops really are broken
lol
It was capped at 26
I request #FixUrGame
ignored
we must stop people getting away from bb pet just by an rng factor and not skill factor
who the fuck is bb
I could even get 1000 score if it wasn't for the insane amount of bugs
basketball
hoops bitch
then how the fuck did you not get it yet
would take like an hour but 1000 score is doable if the minigame was well coded
Botany and apothecary speed being broken, hoops and the boost skill are my biggest issues
cloud saving
I don't need aiming devices or shit, I just use pure physics
but the game fucks up stuff
im about to transfer and cloud save may fuck up everything so
I have way less problems with cloud save then i do anything else
It's fucked me though
for example changes a bit the trajectory of the ball and isn't a true parabola, or the ball literally goung out when by real world's physics it'd be a perfect swish
Don't get me wrong
and the fact that power is modified whether you go up or down is just fucked

