#off-topic-chat
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Oh yeah
i dont like vancouver much
too touristy
Last D&D session the bard cut his dick off
Actually it was the session before that
nice
what did he do with it
It's in my pack
personally i would put my in resin and keep it on my desk
Well he was trying to hurt himself to frame the shopkeeper for stabbing him
i see
did he sterilize the snips?
or just go for it
He rolled a nat 1 and his dick was almost all the way off
I hope he did
And then the cleric (Ella) was only level 2 so couldn't heal him
She decides to cut it all the way off
What's the chance for gem jackpot
Well, I did it again
K
I gave up on ym nap earlier because I just couldn't drift off and I've just officially hit the 40 hours awake mark once more
Nice
Anyway so Ella decides not to give the bard a handie and just cuts his dick off
And for a good half an hour last session we were arguing on who was supposed to carry it
nice
Sacrfice it to a deity or something
Or shove it in someones mouth while they are sleeping
If we can't find a skilled healer I'll either do that or feed it to Sena instead of one of my weed-infused sausages
Or do that yeah lol
Lmao
I dunno last game I played ended with me rolling a nat 1 on a disarm trap and blew up the entire party
I got a nat 1 on perception and got shot 3 times in the neck
Also we now have a demon flying around so that's fun
Pet or enemy?
Enemy
So what happened was
We were in a dungeon and we were gonna leave (it was filling with blood) and Steph was like 'oh there's glowing red runes on the floor let me press all of them'
whats the difference between doom1 and doom 2
Admittedly I've rolled a 20 to shove berries up the fighter's nose
Hallucinogenic berries.
I had a party member roll a nat twenty on hitting a little girl in the face
She flew out a window because of stupidity.
I've gotten a 20 on sauntering down stairs
Dancing
Slithering over to loot dead bodies
Lmfao was that a dex and perception roll?
Yep
I need to find a new group
As much as I would love that, I think people would find it weird.
Especially if I tell them I'm going to go play d&d with a high schooler.
Lmao
I just avoided the mental hospital. Don't need to give them more reasons.
Lol yeah
π
If my condition gets worse I'm probably gonna be set to one too so uhh
It was mentioned
I'd rather stay home y'know
We do have a free spot in my party
My friend really loved playing with us but she's gone now
Can't really call her a friend now
Time. Give it time. Something will get better. You're at rock bottom now. It has to go up from here.
I hope so
I drew a comic last night, first time I've drawn in nearly a decade and it's a pretty sad comic if you see the deep meaning
Keep drawing. It'll help you get feelings out you can't express out loud
And if it helps. Burn them after.
Mental cleaning. Out with the bad. Cleanse it, and try move past it.
I'm keeping them in my book because if anyone appreciates them it'll be my psychiatrist and my mum
But I never read them after I'm finished
π¦ I'm sure they mean more to you then anyone else.
But yeah, they are made from sadness and they should be forgotten after.
Holy... I wish I could draw like that
looks neato
You say you haven't drawn in a decade?
You would have been 6 years old
i think i would say its been like 9 years since i have drawn things alot
I seriously don't remember drawing after I was 6 or 7
I'm more of a mechanical person. I can build contraptions that do meaningless things.
My mum's pestering me about my assignments π
Tell her it's done.
its good that she cares
so just do the assignment and make her proud
It's hard enough converting my thoughts into speech and she thinks I can do surface area?
i dont remember the last time my mom asked about school
pokes bray in face
Ew. Geometry
Surface area is balls. I just use the internet to do all my math
Wolfram had a good equation solver. Lol
I have to go take my sleeping meds like I promised... Have a good night everyone.
Sorry, bray. Have to. My little episode yesterday has everyone on edge. π§ But I shall return on the morrow.
Shes coming on the Morrow
Thank you. You're a kind man.
No, thank you. I needed the reminder
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

Wow I actually got that uncontested
nice
when i see myself i cringe
one of the boys left the class apparently
so they just show a pic of him and
they put a RIP above his face lmAo
Hi
hi
Hi
Just came from a latino club
How can people pay for sex or even worse for girls to dance with them
2 dollars per song lmao
ask em
I tried
try harder
no
I mean I get rejected by girls in clubs all the times..so it seems normal
But going so far, and paying for dancing lmao
Most of my friends lost their virginity to hookers
lmao
I lost mine at the age of 21
i plan on becoming a sage
Better than a eunuch
well, i plan on keeping me balls
Havint balls is always a nice thing
It's very rewarding and satisfying
Wouldn't imagine my life without my balls
Did I mention I drank about 11 beers?
And yet my grammar is still impeccable
Whoever will read these conversations when they wake up will have a nice suprise
I'm off to sleep
Au revoir
cya
luckiest human ever?
idk it gets omegafast later on
last card was A kill lava pls
why not 5
well have I committed ultra dimension shift or wth
why me
lava doesn't like you
@ lavaflame2
when there's so little left to do in mastery lol I really need to get almighty
and i dont think theres much more for me to do
except blood vessels and getting forewordi up
meh the game gets kinda boring
and you know, 9*
and you know, 9*
may I say 11*
endgame is a bit boring but its satisfying to max out/see everything become op
tru
thats kinda why we play this game...
to break it
0.02% for new pet chance with spoon+newest pet
lel
i had to sacrifice miscs to get my crystal crown to 4k%
which pet
i dont remember what its called
but it has bp passive
and i got my 100B bp per rebirth finally
haha got like 300B and could finally max ni ni shrubbery
could anyone tell me the probability for three of these to drop from same enemy?
when I'm done with a bit more stuff such as get the other 4 iodized builders I'll try getting the learn necklace to 20k%
seriously, it's that meta
though seriously, first will have to get me even more miscs and level boostio
it took long enough to get gold skull
nah seriously, I want to get da learn shit to like lvl 1M lol
then you don't want to know the price for green skull
around 1B sigil equivalent
jesus
its difficult to even get a million
you can never get good enough in this game i swear
lava has it all laid out
for us to keep grinding
tru xd
imagine having to collect 1M red obols
will have to get me the other 2 boost slots later on xd
peasant req
50B 
I'm even missing 4 iodized, and lots of possible upgrades through da red obols
Welp I gotta go
still need to get max gem purchases
Gn
3 hours ya serious?
where
!kill @neon edge
@tardy crescent how long do you play idle skilling?
I see you have almost everything upgraded in construction :p
Jan 2019 lmfao
And I'm not even as far as I should be
honestly I should be near 11* dmg
i've gone nearly like a week without an ascension/rebirth but today probably needs to be the day to cash in on some free apoc potions bursts and get some pts to finish construction
anyone else dread rebirths and doing all the tedious button mashing to get back to where you were lol
Flowers is the annoying part, everything else is easy. Have to wait a while for your crops to build back up again as well, thatβs just time though. The flowers are tedious.
I especially hate flowers when rebirthing yeah
With all the new ones. It wasnβt too bad before but itβs a long journey now.
it wouldn't be nearly as bad if it just didn't take forever to set/reset pots
its like tunnel spamming but 10x worse
sweet. i just got scalluis's card. i know its passive but does this one still work where it does 2x more if i have it on when opening the pachinko screen?
(^:
Is there a max level on perks in ascend perk tree?
A couple do but most don't @sage mauve
no
Stuff like tperks and cashback do
Yo
I have a q
How do i unlock the last 2 perk things
Its farming and smth else i think?
what a stupid price, but at least it's not absurdly cheap compared to time req as in most buildings
the file name had a little imprecision, fixed
so many 2s
That's my favourite gif
Uh ?
Play games x)
but i just did
sexaul question
sexual answer
steve harvey: :O
the questions are clearly meant to be answered with an innuendo
Well TV
true :^)
gg
7 more long levels to go
I remember when I was ur level, it feels like a long time but really isnt too bad
nah
Nah levels don't matter it's just fun
Levels are the societal roles.
Some think they matter, some don't. It's all how you define yourself
Wow...I guess that works with genders nowadays too...
none of them really matter
Are you saying it doesn't matter what anyone thinks of you but yourself and the standards that you hold yourself to?
Lol why
What's good bro
Been busy with school. Started another class halfway through this one.
bro
What's going on
some people on my robotics team said we had a scrimmage today in a highschool ~1hr away
and
there was no scrimmage
and my mom got triggered
Why
define scrimmage
Bray you got to be 18 to buy gta v
bruh
Stick to your robox and forknite
That's illegal
they legally aren't supposed to know
what parents
That's why video games are failing online, overhauled with kids
Yo Ben. Where you from?
my mom nearly kicked me out of house when she saw me, running thru ppl in tank
Damn children
I'm from the land of stabbers, England
Kvetko has to use nerf utensils
I had to google what utensils even mean
fancy word for metal stabbers
Lmao
Yeah pretty much
like all things
Anything used as a hand tool in a kitchen
yes like i said
That's not a tool.
its a turkey squeeze thingy
That's an accessory
Baster.
yes
LMAO
i knew the word but didnt want to mispell it
Spell masturbaster. And remove the mastur
or just spell aklfhalsdkjfhaklsdjfjkdbaster and remove the aklfhalsdkjfhaklsdjfjkd
Turkey baster.
exactly bray
can u use it like for, not turkey ?
yes turkey
Bray likes to masturbate.
do I?
You're a teenager.
You're*
hoooo
Owls regurgitate their food.
why doesnt google chrome give an estimated time on downloads
because u use bloat spyware
but like, what are u downloading
nothing
because
@golden ivy try ctrl+j and see if it shows there
nah ctrl+j just opens downloads tab
weird
Uninstall chrome.
maybe you just didn't download it
well i mean it shows in doqwnloads
dont listen to these idiots. Chrome is nice
just not the estimated time
I used chrome because i was already signed into google drive
so i could bypass the download limit by copying the files
Ima just ask here because someone in qna is still trying to reccomend the best pet build when I don't have half the pets. My trekking build is absolutely garbage and needs updating, can I get some input on a decent team?
Thanks you lovely souls

Hmm...
get 4 fighters with at least 1 firefist gene and then focus on swiftness/incubation/firefists combo
imo
Do I wanna 9 combo that?
youre too far away from that
well I'd say get as much as you can
yes
@distant siren 9 combo is easy though π
dunno if you have all arcane carpets etc.
get a hyper coupon, and savescum gorshank
Just one arcane carpet
than do a arcane carpet 9x gorshank combo
wait, does gorshank have adominable?
yes Mark
kjlhgkjhysdfhjkkhjlm,,dsf]
just quit the game if u dont get the right pet
i need this right now
you just close the game without switching screens when you don't get the right pet
^
then it won't save
yeah
it also works if you accidentally spend gems/currency on something you didnt want
gem purchases autosave
well super absorbs dont
yeah true
i've saved about 300 gems from that
I'm litteraly just getting normal pets wtf
I got one boss pet
And I've gotten nothing after that
just keep tryiing
That screen says you have 4 boss pets 3 raid boss and 1 asylum boss
a;most done part 3/10
So why gor pet?
Also so far I've gotten: A polar bear x3, Emi, blue sent x2, entertainer pet x5
My luck is garbage
Still tho why gorshank?
Isn't Occ really good?

Also do I have to unlock him through an IC?
Because that would explain why I'm having garbage luck
no
Oh
asylum nightmare (doesn't matter wich bell) has best change of getting gorshank
he is using coups
ah
How is everyones day
Huh?
I did nuffin today
yes
Why am I going for gor then
gor multyiplies damage but occ will suffice
I mean I already nuked him
But looking at this
Seems like the Occ gene is used alot more
I'm just asking
π
I don't have these genes so I don't know the reasons behind the answers
What does the lightning do?
oh woops wrong one >.<
it does 250% damage (without crit) and fire rate = fast,
you don't need the 3/6/9 combo yet
4x damage for a 9 combo
And 4x damage from gor for the 9 combo
Plus the crit damage multiplier
Those seem broken together
Good morning

I want both
Decent
π
did you put King pet in tank Trapped?
Yeah I put scal in days ago
did you put scallax in with 3 gen "ionize"? this will speed up leveling alot
try to breed a king pet with 2x ionize and put it in too ^^
goto pets, and then the codex
I'll do that then
true.. sorry Adam π
i was referring to boirb not you
I don't expect you to read back Adam so basically the people in ask questions were being annoying assholes who kept reccomending the best pet build when I had barely any of the pets so I moved here and got good advice
General is a much better place
don't do that :)
also i'm 99% sure they weren't being assholes
lol bro he said what you should substitute with if you didn't have what he said
He reccomended substitute genes, not substitute pets that I was, y'know, straight up missing
Is my emote illegal
yeah
why would it be lol
wait it isn't?
im confused
why do you think it is π€
I have two types of those emotes
so it isnt legal?
i have the chronic confusion
he asked if it was illegal, not legal
oh why not?
It's legal and it's not illegal that's all
Ok so why does it keep getting deleted
Lmao
Try another time
IT WAS MEEEEE
Oh wait
Lmaooo
i guessed
iT iS mOd AbUsE
^
isnt it dot tv
Tis funni twitchi emoot
At this point I'm just save scumming for Occ or Gor
Cause I'm just gonna buy another coup and get the other one after
coup?
Instead of my second carpet
coupon adam jeeze
What a boomrr
wow my internet just died
OH yeah Adam, how are you liking Kill 6 Billion Demons?
what message?
Just a server side issue that prevented the sending of one or more mee6 messages
I'm not
On my phone when you have more than 99 tabs it change the number in a little smiley
ok having that many tabs on your phone is degenerate
it's understandable on pc
because you can actually see them and your pc doesn't die
but on mobile, no
My pc is down so I don't really have the choice xD
well my download failed
I don't understand you people at all
why nawt
I open a tab when I need one and close it when I'm done with it. Everything lives in bookmarks
same
no, u open 20 tabs because u need them
my tabs are pseudo bookmarks
I have most of my times maybe 10 tabs open
im trying to switch from chrome to brave but chrome looks so much nicer
I use brave on my ntb
it is .... good I guess
ads and rewards does not work in my state
used UR browser... it was same, "good" still better then chrome
maybe just use opera huh
or firefox if u really need on of the big brothers
Real gamer hours who up
soo 24/7 Adam?
no, only the hours that when you convert them to binary then morse code then english become slurs
oddly specific
Occulon pet is quite useful, you should keep trying for it.
Ik lol
I want Occ and Gor
Whichever I get first I'll take
I'll be able to afford another coup in like an hour
Savescum the other
Scallux pet might be the next one you should farm for, especially if you already have emigdala
he got that one luckley
Nice
Got lucky with scal and demon
emigdala and/or entertainer for faster capsule xp
I have bad luck with scallux :(
yupppppppppperino
@ivory prism , don't advertise other discords without asking
@ivory prism please acknowledge that you understand
Oh Iβm so sorry for that it will not happen again
Good stuff
So this is the deck I'm trying for huh
I'll have Occ in an hour or so
Which ID are these two pets? Litteraly the only ones I don't have
And are either of them locked behind icecreams
The silver genie guy is ID 25
The golden platypus guy is one of the last pets and I think is ice cream locked or pet locked
^that too
Anyway, are all the pet requirements not on the wiki? I will check on that and advise the wiki-bois if so
Okay, platypus requires ice cream 2
@vale flicker the wiki page has all the info you need
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Hatchery
π¦§
π¦§
Lul
Oh sweet I'ma just rb and get myself a platapussy

IC 2 is easy
Just was procrastinating
Lol
gta v almost done
Nice
So you'll most likely finish the last IC

if afterlife gonna be another prestige layer then it would be cool if it was like a "digitalisation" aka the use of high tech to boost literally everything 
potions for sure
i have a theory about idle skilling
quantum computing be like
has anyone here seen the episode of rick and morty about the car battery
Yep
LOL
World Hacking
Takes away all the power from Earth to boost literally everything by a factor of 3.28eeeeee20175927
lol
or you mean by a factor of 6.94eeeeee177013
so after we use afterlife it will show a cutscene of lava driving his car
:)
:^)
Lol
requirement for afterlife: break infinity damage
oh man im hyped for doom eternal
when you really want to get next pet and you git gud
LOL
still only 12% chance per 100 eggs lol
let's say it's near 14% per 120 eggs
purple eggs take 5 cycles of 2 mins each so 10 mins... 200 mins per collect
why are they slower π€
calm down
wut
the fok
you're the one who needs to chill
you've been awoken out of nothing
reported
lal
this is what you get for not calming down
@ Overlord Miners (MODS)
he has been awoken out of nothing and says other people to calm down halp
my dad is the CEO of discord and hes banning ur account unless u calm down
wat
why would I apologize? I was alays calm lol
if ur not sorry than im banning u from discord
already taking too long
you shouldn't be able to ping mods
i agree
I haven't lol
like not as a group
@ Overlord Miners (MODS)
should be a permission
@trusted_members? lol
ok
lol
I lost my save. I need it back π
rip
Goodbye save, you will be missed
Indeed
nice
2 stand enter
1 stand leave
3
still trying to find a good solution to not having a vesa at the back of one of my monitors
Send a good pic of the back, I might have a solution
I sent him a hack for that lol he just doesn't want to spend money
no
send me hackers thing
the hack you sent requires a special thing at the back of the monitor to be present
Goosebumps author going to write garbage pail kids book
garbage pail kids are my jam
This was one of the signs of the apocalypse I'm sure.
i think im going to glue a peice of wood to my monitor and just screw the wood to the stand
above is bye
Use epoxy not glue
Use epoxy and...
ok
Why is there a second one?
Imma stay in here.

I killed everyone.
Muhahahahahahaha
General chat 2 is full of cyanide gas
Imma roll around in here.
the OhNo friends
chill on the gifs mom
Don't spam the channel snow
ok I won't sorry
Dang we didn't got the announcement
Molten Rock on Fire 2 was just jbaiting us...smh
:%)
xD
Not spamming. Was talking to myself cause you all were being rule breakers.

No it was #general2 so that's good

i didnt notice #general2 and if kuaka didnt tell me i would have never known its existence
Fake screenshot
you have a long ass phone
it's probabl an iphone 99
Why did you said general2 snowy ?
Fake screenshot
charge your phone
Make me.
lol
read ur damn pings
No
also what r u downloading?
or finished downloading
Gifs
That's why I cut part of screenshot lmao
also also make some damned server folders
No
gattaca lvl 4+ shouldn't even cost gems imo
nothing should
true
Inb4 pc crashes
Corrupted file. Have to redownload
yee :D and start all over :D
The 11 are corrupted so you are not
yee haha
the 9 i have so far seem to not be corrupted
but also i do have to unpack these for a long time
They seem not corrupted but they are actually like that
Made in Alabama
Who has the most pings in discord on a single server?
Alone
votes against
what a bad kuaaka
me too
wat
Bray lost his suggestion
SnowySnow made me remember of a game when I was a child
i deleted it
Boo
when kuaka sleeps illput it back up
You need someone higher power then kuaka to post it.
than*
lol me sleeping
I have been getting no sleep
last three days
No I slept
0 hours
Hm
Kuaka lies.
LIES
kuaka sleeps a ton
He has no heart
he has AI to take over when he sleeps
He's a souless asshole
Malbolgian Enmity incoming
@golden ivy that was the old ai
I eatted his heart in vampire the masqurade
eatted?
She et it
I stepped on brays sandwich
my sandwhich is too tall for you
Do I need to teach you some god damn manners
yes
The salad fork goes on the left
Kuaka needs a bratwurst shoved in his ear.
That at first glance looks like a cockroach
that gives me
ewe ew ew


