#off-topic-chat

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foggy thorn
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no you are bored

red cobalt
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Hi random people on the discord

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If you do not feel greeted, the RNGods have not blessed you.

quick ginkgo
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Blackwolfe

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that means the RNGods haven't blessed you too

red cobalt
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I know 😦

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They hate me.

quick ginkgo
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i feel ya

red cobalt
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That much is apparent with my shitty luck getting bosscards and bosspets.

quick ginkgo
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i have most raid cards

red cobalt
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I had most raid cards

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Then I didn't.

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Refarming them.

quick ginkgo
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can't show now, because my phone has been confiscatedanger

red cobalt
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wai

quick ginkgo
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i was forced to study, and i played MC instead

red cobalt
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oh

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On your phone?

quick ginkgo
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no. pc lol

red cobalt
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Why was your phone confiscated if you played on the computer

quick ginkgo
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Idfk

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thats exactly what i asked my mom

red cobalt
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"Because it's small and light and I can put it in my pocket. Oh who is that sexy wolfe on your computer"

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Prob what she said

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It would be silly to confiscate the pc when there was a sexy wolfe on it.

quick ginkgo
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you're not sexy

tame sparrow
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You're

foggy thorn
quick ginkgo
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shut up

foggy thorn
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no

red cobalt
foggy thorn
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lol

red cobalt
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So random

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Bored I am.

livid lava
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Drunk I am.

red cobalt
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Are you ever not drunk?

livid lava
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yes

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no

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like

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yes

foggy thorn
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he's always drunk

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or drinking

livid lava
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fck u

foggy thorn
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u too

tame sparrow
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Its pretty sad, honestly

livid lava
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ur sad vadd

tame sparrow
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If I wanted my own come-back I'd slap your mother on the cheeks

livid lava
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like idk muricans do not even know that europe exist so

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slap her if u wanna

red cobalt
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Which cheeks?

tame sparrow
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None of that made any sense

livid lava
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idk

tame sparrow
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por que no las dos

livid lava
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maser si debílku

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hh

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co uděláš frajere

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co

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nerozumíš haha

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volíčku, debílku, frajírku

foggy thorn
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yep

livid lava
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vyser si voko qaqa

foggy thorn
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no

red cobalt
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I'd like ketchup and mustard with that

livid lava
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jeden burger s kečupem a hořčicíc pro fraírka děkuji

red cobalt
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So is your mother

livid lava
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my mother is burger with ketchup and mustard ?

red cobalt
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Yes

quick ginkgo
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im telling dad that mom's cheating on him

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WOLF

livid lava
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ok fck

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do not do that

quick ginkgo
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already did

livid lava
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show me the beating

red cobalt
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Not sure why your mother looks like wolverine though

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It must be the spandex

livid lava
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my mother is sexy

red cobalt
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Thus wanting to slap her on the cheeks. No, not those, her buttcheeks

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That's what Vad wants

livid lava
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yes

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like I love my mom

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and I would always say that she is pretty for her age

quick ginkgo
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my mom is wolverine yeah

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my dad is shooting lasers at mom

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he's superman

livid lava
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if u say otherwise ur just fcking piece of garbage

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every mom is good looking woman

quick ginkgo
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bot never answered then

livid lava
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what

ashen orbit
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Lmao

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Nice one

quick ginkgo
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im actually 13

livid lava
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ok

ashen orbit
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that... for some reason makes it even better ngl

livid lava
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ur girl or boi

quick ginkgo
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girl

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lol

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jk

livid lava
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oh ok

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nvm

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HAHHAAGBAHAHAHA

quick ginkgo
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what would you do if i was girl

livid lava
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I would send u a letter how are u

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lol

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what ?

quick ginkgo
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you know my adress?

livid lava
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well I would ask for one

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fck u vad

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no th

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x

ashen orbit
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Vad

tame sparrow
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What the fuck

ashen orbit
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show us yer tits

quick ginkgo
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its nipples

livid lava
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wtf

quick ginkgo
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bitch

livid lava
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13

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liíke boi

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wt

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f

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how old are u azaz

ashen orbit
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it be them tits

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physically, mentally or emotionally?

livid lava
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fck u

quick ginkgo
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im mentally 1.9

ashen orbit
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you're too pussy to fuck me

livid lava
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u got me

ashen orbit
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mood tho Moshi

livid lava
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give me ur adress

quick ginkgo
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and im enough penis to fuck u

quick ginkgo
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wtf

livid lava
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I am gonna give best fucky time

quick ginkgo
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thats cool

livid lava
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ur enough penis

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what i enough

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girl

ashen orbit
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Květ, you're too pussy to fuck anyone

quick ginkgo
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Kvetko is going insane

livid lava
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ok

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thx guys

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time for helium

quick ginkgo
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ok

livid lava
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helium suicide bag I mean

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ya I am drunk as hit

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fck u

ashen orbit
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you're too pussy to fuck anyone

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Květ

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show us yer tits

quick ginkgo
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he doesnt have

ashen orbit
quick ginkgo
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I can show u mine tho 😏

livid lava
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happy

ashen orbit
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lol

quick ginkgo
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yo wtf

ashen orbit
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actually man

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respect

quick ginkgo
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those are small

ashen orbit
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yo

livid lava
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because I am man

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lol

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sugargays

ashen orbit
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much respect

livid lava
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u wann wank on that

red cobalt
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Well this is awkward

ashen orbit
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no i was doing it as a reference and a complete joke

winged sigil
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we don't need topless pics from anyone in here

ashen orbit
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Alien

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mate

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show us yer tits xd

livid lava
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like I send u even my butt if u wanna lol

red cobalt
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But what would you sit on.

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Being without butt must be difficult

quick ginkgo
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flat ass

ashen orbit
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lol nahh, this was really just a joke and a reference

red cobalt
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Deflate your ass

livid lava
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I h ave good ass tbd

quick ginkgo
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I would get 5k score on chicken thing

red cobalt
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Then you should keep it-

quick ginkgo
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but confiscated fucking phone

red cobalt
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Bluestacks

quick ginkgo
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bluestacks is slow

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why here?

winged sigil
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can you not

red cobalt
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Bluestacks is not slow if you set up your computer properly and also not use a potato

livid lava
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can u what

quick ginkgo
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im using beast rn

red cobalt
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Something something erm.. bios thing

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It even says in bluestacks

quick ginkgo
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Oh, my pc is fine

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stop

livid lava
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what

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fck u

quick ginkgo
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like duck

livid lava
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lol

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I have a gf

quick ginkgo
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no u

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i have bf

livid lava
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ur wanna see my ass

quick ginkgo
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wait what?

livid lava
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what

winged sigil
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stop using gay as an insult, thanks

kind rover
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This is getting out of hand. Guys, stop

red cobalt
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waht

livid lava
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gay is gay

quick ginkgo
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Meteor, kvet is showing off his gf

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not my prob

livid lava
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hey met

quick ginkgo
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blustacks time

livid lava
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good to see ya

red cobalt
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plz peeople, dis is christian server, k? Jesus is very dissapointed in you all.

livid lava
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it is like nearly 0:00

ashen orbit
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all gay people are homosexuals, and that's a fact

quick ginkgo
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fr?

livid lava
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that is racist

quick ginkgo
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kvet

red cobalt
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Racist towards?

quick ginkgo
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ur lesbian, k?

red cobalt
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Gay people aren't a race.

quick ginkgo
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being a wolfe is doe

kind rover
quick ginkgo
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How do you flood a chat?

red cobalt
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Water

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Lots of it

kind rover
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Moshi don't push it, I'll mute if I have to.

quick ginkgo
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jk

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bluestacks doesn't wanna download

livid lava
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what

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wot

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what meteor

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what waste

quick ginkgo
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the stuff

livid lava
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what stuff

quick ginkgo
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we're talking bout

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k bye

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gtg

livid lava
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same

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I love u guys

red cobalt
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I love me too.

livid lava
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same

bold quest
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Go to sleep

livid lava
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go to ur mum heiz

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idk)

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here

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Ï love u guys

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and u do not

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fck

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meteor say something nice

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lol I am too fcked uo

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up

kind rover
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!tempmute @livid lava 1h you've been warned. Try to stay sober.

raw folioBOT
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Květko#0201 has been muted for 1 hour

Reason: you've been warned. Try to stay sober.

[unmute]

bold quest
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Petition to increase mute duration

winged sigil
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maybe he'll be asleep in an hour

kind rover
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He's trying to call me, sounds like a trap :p

bold quest
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Watch him be like "sup bitches, still drunk"

winged sigil
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well, we can just mute him again, nbd

tame sparrow
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Pizza rolls

kind rover
quick ginkgo
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lol

bold quest
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What about pizza rolls?

chilly prawn
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What about 4.1 update for iOS and pc

bold quest
chrome goblet
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So I got a potion brewing that has 99D on it and it hasn't changed that I've noticed since yesterday even after using candy anyone able to help or incite

golden ivy
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Lmao I just told my friend that I was letting her go because she said she can't stay (massive paragraph) and her reply?

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Alright.

smoky juniper
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potion times visually cap at 99 days, its probably far more

golden ivy
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Amusing and slightly annoying at the same time

chrome goblet
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Ohh Jesus who has the time to wait that long o.O

bold quest
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Reply with k

golden ivy
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Ayo

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I'm bak

winged sigil
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mayo

golden ivy
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Yes

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That is short for the egg sauce

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Clever

bold quest
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💦

tame sparrow
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What is the best kind of pizza rolls?

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My wife says pepperoni

golden ivy
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totinos

tame sparrow
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Jesus christ bray

kind rover
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Totinos are bestos

golden ivy
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i have to satisfy my hungry guys

bold quest
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Just bread is better

fading nymph
golden ivy
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thanks snow

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now i can toast

fading nymph
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Yeah, fuck you bray. Going back to stabbing things.

golden ivy
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oh ok have fun

void spade
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Lmao

quick ginkgo
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lma

golden ivy
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@fading nymph I took up drawing again to help deal with the depression

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I also told my friend to go and live her life without me because she said she couldn't stay but hadn't left

fading nymph
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You've got a road of a million paths and you've taken your path. The horizon is far and you don't know what is coming but you should know that despite walking away now, paths always cross again.

golden ivy
quick ginkgo
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Wow, i never thought of Snowy being nice

fading nymph
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Onion.

quick ginkgo
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Usually everyone here but Meat is not nice

golden ivy
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hey fuk u buddy

tame sparrow
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I'm nice to most people

quick ginkgo
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im jking

golden ivy
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I hope so moshi

quick ginkgo
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luv u Adam

wispy dagger
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you'll find th frying pan for your meat one day, keep looking and maybe you'll find the right one

golden ivy
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thank

wispy dagger
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brock found his

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nows your chance

void spade
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Yeah Vad sends me neat videos occasionally, Vad == Nice

wispy dagger
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look at the universe

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date a planet

quick ginkgo
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Jodoc, ive never heard words as emotional as these

golden ivy
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vad does send neat videos

tame sparrow
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Just yesterday I sent him one called "lemonparty.mp4". It was a video about a party with lemons

golden ivy
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Lmao nice analogy jodoc

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And thanks

quick ginkgo
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Vad

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send me that shit rn

wispy dagger
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oh god

tame sparrow
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No ur underage

wispy dagger
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no vad

golden ivy
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daD*

wispy dagger
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lol

tame sparrow
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Lemons arent for the likes of you

quick ginkgo
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And?

wispy dagger
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E V I L- every villain is lemons

quick ginkgo
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my friend's little bro, 9 years old, discovered porn and says its a nice thing

wispy dagger
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hes ruined

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gg

quick ginkgo
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and still watches for now

golden ivy
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Lmao

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Gj

tame sparrow
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Jodoc, you haven't contributed anything at all since you joined my discord

quick ginkgo
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gj

golden ivy
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Ok gotta go to appointment bye

fading nymph
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Back to stabbing an orange tree....

Meat. You've got places to go and things to do. You'll be ready the next time you meet.

wispy dagger
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you always say that to everyone vad

quick ginkgo
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Guys

wispy dagger
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Girls

quick ginkgo
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if i skipped 6 years, will it count towards being 19 and joining Vad's sex server?

wispy dagger
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no

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changing your devices time doesnt work like that

tame sparrow
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Moshi I wouldnt let you in my hentai server if you were a hundred

wispy dagger
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hes gonna be dead by then

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we all are

tame sparrow
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I hope so

quick ginkgo
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What if i was MENTALLY 18😏

tame sparrow
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You're fukken NOT lol

wispy dagger
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then you need to go to the ranch

quick ginkgo
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You've never seen something like it eh?

tame sparrow
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brb gotta slam some pizza rolls in the oven for my wife

quick ginkgo
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ok Vad

wispy dagger
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hella yea pizz roll

quick ginkgo
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you mentally 2 ok?

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so dont talk

fading nymph
wispy dagger
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moshi your pfp is depressed person ye?

fading nymph
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That picture is this server

wispy dagger
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does that make you mentally unstable

quick ginkgo
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Yes...

tame sparrow
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If moshi's still being a shite when I get back I'll mute him for a number of minutes determined by a random number generator set from 1-100

quick ginkgo
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My mom said i have a disorder

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i dont know if its true, but it sure does look like it

wispy dagger
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then take it back and get your order straight

quick ginkgo
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Yeah, ive messed up my order at the restaurant

wispy dagger
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restaurant of life?

quick ginkgo
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Most likely restaurant

fading nymph
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Vad has a foot up his ass.

wispy dagger
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🦶

quick ginkgo
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Lol

wispy dagger
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🍑

quick ginkgo
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im gonna be shet until vad gets back

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im hyped for the number

wispy dagger
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69

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88

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42

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34

quick ginkgo
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imagine 69

wispy dagger
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11

fading nymph
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Imagine dragons

quick ginkgo
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419

fading nymph
wispy dagger
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look at them buns

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🤤

quick ginkgo
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jodoc

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sooo

fading nymph
quick ginkgo
wispy dagger
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coookem

quick ginkgo
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you got 88 right

wispy dagger
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thats lesbian

quick ginkgo
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your lesbian

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or am i?

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No he is

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wait if they are?

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wait... is she lesbian?

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Na, can't be. Must be that guy

fading nymph
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Moshi divided by zero.

quick ginkgo
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Equals no moshi

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Who would be proud if i wasn't a thing?

fading nymph
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It's a trap

golden ivy
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Same

quick ginkgo
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no me

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her?

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no, them

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That thing?

tame sparrow
fading nymph
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Brayden. Brayton. Bryan.

quick ginkgo
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stop

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no

wispy dagger
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23 seconds?

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hmmm

quick ginkgo
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im not shet

golden ivy
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23 seconds?

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For hwat

tame sparrow
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minutes

wispy dagger
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23 seconds in paradise

fading nymph
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23 seconds of doom

quick ginkgo
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im not shit

golden ivy
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Oh I see

quick ginkgo
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i've been a good boy

golden ivy
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Nah

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U r bad

wispy dagger
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bray thinks you're naughty

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watch out

quick ginkgo
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You can't prove it

tame sparrow
fading nymph
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!tempmute @golden ivy 23s

raw folioBOT
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XMARK6 SnowySnow, you can't use that

quick ginkgo
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LOL

foggy thorn
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!tempmute @golden ivy 23s

raw folioBOT
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Brayden#3422 has been muted for 23 seconds

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

quick ginkgo
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hi kuaka

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Im a cultist now

foggy thorn
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k

quick ginkgo
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are you proud of me

foggy thorn
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no

quick ginkgo
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:(

fading nymph
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He needs a new tie

foggy thorn
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no suicidal talk

tame sparrow
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@quick ginkgo sadposting goes in off topic

quick ginkgo
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no

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phiou

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i thought you were muting me

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Everytime Vad talks, i feel scared

fading nymph
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Don't ask. They perma mute people who ask.

foggy thorn
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no

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that's funny

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but now he can't do that

quick ginkgo
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they ban

fading nymph
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Funny isn't here anymore

quick ginkgo
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y

wispy dagger
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dont be sad cause sad backwards is das and das not good

tame sparrow
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I scare Moshi just by typing, so now I'm going to type for a really long time so he thinks I'm writing a complicated ban reason

fading nymph
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Kuaka

quick ginkgo
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Im not scared anymore

tame sparrow
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gio's unmuted now

void spade
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he wants you to not be scared

tame sparrow
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@mighty slate

foggy thorn
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go win your tft game

tame sparrow
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see, no mute role

void spade
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that way you'll be caught off guard once you actually get banned

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I'm working on it

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it's first round

wispy dagger
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im trying to find my sad

fleet ivy
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We ever figure out why funny got demoted? Lol

wispy dagger
foggy thorn
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no

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lava never gave a reason

quick ginkgo
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Because he's funni

fleet ivy
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And if it was real or not?

foggy thorn
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we never got a reason

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so we will never know

fading nymph
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I was demanding that mods can't be in contests and he removed funny. Lol

void spade
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I don't think they're related

fleet ivy
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Lol

foggy thorn
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wait you have pants now

fading nymph
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LMFAO

wispy dagger
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snowy it takes people so long

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sigh

quick ginkgo
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no

tame sparrow
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@native gate snow says its her fault you got banzord

fading nymph
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I've been claiming so all day vad.

tame sparrow
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@native gate she's been bragging about it all day

fading nymph
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I keep changing the reasoning for it though

void spade
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didn't funny delete Cyber's cheated score or something?

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could've been cause of that

quick ginkgo
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cheated

fading nymph
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And then muted him for 24 hours.

foggy thorn
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he cheated

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admitted to it

void spade
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right yeah but Lava was acting weird about it

fleet ivy
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Idk if he should have made a contest where people have to be honest

fading nymph
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Just cause he said he cheated doesn't mean he did.

fleet ivy
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Sounds like a bad idea

void spade
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he didn't seem like he was trolling or anything lmao

quick ginkgo
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Did he open the game in google and used inspect element to change his score to 6969?

fading nymph
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Lava thought he was being trolley sarcastic.

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He says he photoshoped

quick ginkgo
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That's another way.

void spade
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but it didn't seem troll-y at all lmao

fading nymph
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Did to me.

fleet ivy
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Is lava also the one who removed the mod role from funny?

tame sparrow
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You guys ever seen the world's largest ball of twine?

void spade
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yeah

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to dudes

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no to twine

fleet ivy
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Kinda seems legit

tame sparrow
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I used t work across the street from it

fading nymph
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The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota?

tame sparrow
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No, the actual biggest one is in Kansas

fading nymph
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Boo. Weird Al lied.

tame sparrow
quick ginkgo
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Who wants to know a fact?

void spade
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14 THOUSAND pounds?

tame sparrow
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And that was 30 years ago, its like, bigger now

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Every year they have a ""Twine-A-Thon" and add more to it

quick ginkgo
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Africa is in Europe, and Europe is in North America. Which makes North America in Africa, and that also means Egypt doesnt have a continent

void spade
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what in the fuck are you talking about

quick ginkgo
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idk

fading nymph
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Moshi being moshi

quick ginkgo
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Wanna know another fact?

fading nymph
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Your cat farted

quick ginkgo
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No, i just realised Korea is raided by Aliens, and then Asia became South America, and Canada also moved to China

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hi funny

void spade
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hi funny

quick ginkgo
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i changed name

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Fits me well tbh

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surprised i came up with that

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my brain was never able to do something as incredible

vague turtle
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nice profile pic funny

fading nymph
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Did you know in actuality, cockroaches would be the first to die in a nuclear fallout?

quick ginkgo
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If a Midget inhales nitrites, would he be high, medium or low?

void spade
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smokes drugs

quick ginkgo
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shush

golden ivy
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I got pinged

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Oh

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I was tempmuted

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Ok

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Bubye

void spade
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bye

raw folioBOT
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

quick ginkgo
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cool

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anyways

lament goblet
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well well well

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Guess who's a boss slayer B)

quick ginkgo
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If a Midget inhales nitrites, would he be high, medium or low?

fading nymph
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@golden ivy Useless tag. Ignore this.

golden ivy
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Oh ok

tame sparrow
#

Midget is a bad word moshi

quick ginkgo
#

Since when?

void spade
#

a while

tame sparrow
#

Since they decided they want to be called dwarves, little persons, etc

quick ginkgo
#

Ok

#

Sorry Bray

tame sparrow
#

I don't know what the current correct term is, but midget is pretty universally considered a slur to them

quick ginkgo
#

How about little

#

thats all

#

i just saved the world

fading nymph
#

dragonflies use their penises as a shovel to scoop the jizz of rival dragonflies out of potential mates.

quick ginkgo
#

that was random

#

but thanks anyways

#

Damn, i really wanna play GTA

tame sparrow
#

Resetting Creep Counter: It has been 0 days since Snowy was a creep in chat

#

play it moshi

quick ginkgo
#

Can't, only on weekends

#

😦

tame sparrow
#

Why?

quick ginkgo
#

My parents decided it would be like that

tame sparrow
#

Probably for the best

fading nymph
#

A male honey bee explodes when they ejaculate, leaving bits of himself in the Queen.

tame sparrow
#

You seem like someone who should spend a lot more time studying

quick ginkgo
#

I really wanna flex my money to my friends lol

#

I study a lot

#

But some of it go to waste

#

if the information is hard to understand, a part of me says "Hell naw i aint learning shit" and i forget everything

#

Im a god in maths tho

#

i dont even study and i get 90's and over

#

math is ez

fading nymph
quick ginkgo
#

that's so relatable

#

holy shit

fading nymph
bold quest
#

Seems like people should chill more

wispy dagger
#

seems like people should glue their head to their shoulder more

quick ginkgo
#

seems like people should forget more old stuff more

bold quest
#

Seems like people should cut off their heads

quick ginkgo
#

Seems like people should not talk for a while

bold quest
#

Seems like there's too many people on earth

quick ginkgo
#

Seems like Snow is a countless object

bold quest
#

Seems like Snow is a topic

quick ginkgo
#

Seems like Heiz is sexy

bold quest
#

Seems like Moshi is Thicc

quick ginkgo
#

Seems like Heiz is starting to see things

#

Seems like Heiz ate Magic mushrooms

pine hawk
#

5000 keys to get occulon card set again. :(

quick ginkgo
#

lol

#

ima try

bold quest
#

Just steal someone's score

quick ginkgo
#

funnny

#

is game hard?

bold quest
#

Unlike his pp

fading nymph
quick ginkgo
#

Am i going to mess up on my first try

bold quest
#

Seems like Snow is craving for thicc animals

quick ginkgo
#

Seems like i have a stick pp now

fading nymph
#

Looks like Heinz needs to go back to developing ketchup

quick ginkgo
#

Looks like Snowy learned how to roast

bold quest
#

Seems like Snow wants more of my fluids

fading nymph
#

Nah. Heinz likes to call me a midget.

bold quest
#

You are one

quick ginkgo
#

what if you are?

fading nymph
quick ginkgo
#

cool

dapper sleet
#

lol

fading nymph
#

The moon is coming

quick ginkgo
#

im uploading bluestacks

fading nymph
#

Only got three days. Say your prayers.

quick ginkgo
#

then im gonna outstall it

dapper sleet
#

so what is bluestacks?

bold quest
#

Pray for Snow to gain some height

fading nymph
#

Android emulator for pc

quick ginkgo
#

yes

#

and im winning that package

dapper sleet
#

ah.

#

hm

bold quest
#

Yes

dapper sleet
#

i should try it cuz thumbs over screen tends to be a prob

fading nymph
#

Yeah you can set keyboard and mouse actions to the screen

dapper sleet
#

not that fast reaction too. least for my left

quick ginkgo
#

If GD on pc is better than on mobile, the Chicken game on pc is better than on mobile

bold quest
#

I can give you a program if you want

dapper sleet
#

trigger fanger prob will be huge boost lol

fading nymph
#

Trigger finger. Like the disorder or you mean like the index finger?

dapper sleet
#

index

quick ginkgo
#

thx possible

fading nymph
#

🙃

bold quest
#

Finger finger

dapper sleet
#

lol. lets see if i get to w7

quick ginkgo
#

Who thinks i can get to leaderboard

fading nymph
#

@tame sparrow and his pizza rolls think you can.

quick ginkgo
#

how do i shoot again?

bold quest
#

Home button

quick ginkgo
#

no

dapper sleet
#

ive played hollow knight, souls and blood borne. my timing is good. just key speed was the problem

quick ginkgo
#

fr, how

dapper sleet
#

that and not seeing all of the screen at times when watching for the jumps

quick ginkgo
#

how do i shoot

#

meat

fading nymph
#

Did you set it up?

quick ginkgo
#

nvm

#

i just realised how to

fading nymph
#

Hit h to change hats you have too

quick ginkgo
#

shit

#

i had 1.6k points

#

this game is hard

#

cool.

#

I won't be winning this.

#

ill wait for another event

#

i give up lol

tame sparrow
#

Man Funny, what did you do to Lava anyway

#

You must have sent him feet pics again

quick ginkgo
#

lol

fading nymph
#

Lava banished him to canada

#

To live among the bray

tame sparrow
#

A fate worse than death

frank moth
#

funny still doesnt have the mod huh

burnt pecan
#

Funny got demoted? Lol

#

What haopened

#

Happened

frank moth
#

long story...

#

lava took all his roles away, no reason given

burnt pecan
#

Lmao

frank moth
#

its just, there, in audit logs.

fading nymph
#

I blame me.

frank moth
#

tombstone was also a mess

#

we debated it

#

someone got caught cheating

burnt pecan
#

Oof

fading nymph
#

I was complaining about mods entering contests

burnt pecan
#

I've been trying to get at least 5th most of the day lol

bold quest
#

Watch lava forget about funny

fading nymph
#

He did already

frank moth
#

lol

burnt pecan
#

Also how did someone cheat the game? Was it an exploit?

fading nymph
#

No. It was photoshop

frank moth
#

nah just some photoshop

burnt pecan
#

O lol

frank moth
#

but the progress bar was smaller so uh

#

he fucked up

burnt pecan
#

I guess you could do that

fading nymph
#

Funny noticed something off with the progress bar lol

burnt pecan
#

That's dumb af tho

bold quest
#

Reward for noticing

fading nymph
#

And then the guy... Came clean but lava didn't believe him coming clean lmao

burnt pecan
#

Anyone with 5 brain cells can photoshop a pic of that to look legit

frank moth
#

take a pic from dungeons

#

carefully replace the digits

#

done lol

burnt pecan
#

K, well back to flinging my children at wolves tied to balloons

#

Lol

#

I need this card pack

frank moth
#

and the progress bar if you dont want to look sus af

burnt pecan
#

Ima legit die

bold quest
#

Nice

frank moth
#

ok ill give it a try

#

not gonna try for 5k but i gotta see how it works

burnt pecan
#

I get to caves almost everytime, I just get swamped by enemies before I even make it half way

#

I'm flinging chicken as fast as possible and still cant keep up with the amount of enemies spawning

frank moth
#

actuslly yeah its kinda hard

#

but i can play this on bluestacks easily

#

bind two keys

burnt pecan
#

Imagine using an emulator

frank moth
#

play the game and let muscle memory take over

burnt pecan
#

And not your actual phone

#

Smh

#

Yea, I dont really even pay attention to what's going on in the game for the first few zones, I kinda space out and just let muscle memory do it for me

frank moth
#

jumping and slamming is hard

burnt pecan
#

Yea, having to double tap is weird

#

Also, bouncing off bombs in kind of annoying

frank moth
#

how does that work?

burnt pecan
#

I think I need to tap to jump but end up slamming myself into a pit

frank moth
#

ive only gor one bomb going but i jumped over it

burnt pecan
#

You just slam on a bomb

frank moth
#

cause i killed them then i fucking slammed into a pit

burnt pecan
#

Also you can glitch bomb bouncing a bit

#

If u spam slam you can do like a double jump thing

#

Off of a bomb

#

Oof score to beat is in the 4.9k now

frank moth
#

well as i presumed

#

aint getting it

#

still gonna play it casually

frail warren
#

yes

burnt pecan
#

It's a good game

#

I like it regardless

#

Still want to try tho

fading nymph
#

Butt muscle memory

wispy dagger
#

huh

#

you're playing the chicken game with your butt?

#

you're weird snowy

fading nymph
#

Seen at a fashion show

wispy dagger
#

lets hope her pits arent as bad as her eyebrows

fading nymph
#

People are saying it is racist. Not sure how.

wispy dagger
#

i mean george bush aintt saying anything is he

burnt pecan
#

Fuck

wispy dagger
#

you should really tap your quests tho

burnt pecan
#

O

#

Lol

#

Didnt realize u had to tap them

wispy dagger
fading nymph
#

Lol

#

I did a nono

#

👀

#

I tagged lava and it summon funny

#

We all doomed! DOOOOOOOMED

vernal flame
#

Lava took down Funny

#

RUN

fading nymph
#

You took down funny

vernal flame
#

Perhaps

fading nymph
#

Toot toot mother trucker

#

O?

#

Or 0?

wispy dagger
#

how are all?

frank moth
#

how you is?

fading nymph
#

Toot toot

somber scarab
#

What's the best auto clicker for skunking (In using Android phone (

fading nymph
#

I usehttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.inscode.autoclicker

We are happy to bring you Clickmate!

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Clickmate is the app that gives you possibility to record and replay your touch input in record mode and perform tapping and swiping actions in manual mode.

It does not require ROOT!

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Here are little details:

Record...

toxic ruin
#

I vouch clickmate

vernal flame
#

oof

#

My phone isn't compatible

dapper sleet
#

gz already last place again?

#

@fringe compass great job! lol bet that was long then

burnt pecan
#

Ngl, this is basically hoops 2.0

#

And I already suck at normal hoops

kind rover
#

I got super lucky this morning. Probably played the game for like a total of 40m when I suddenly got my high score

#

I managed to beat caverns on first try and lucked my way through a chunk of the dungeon

burnt pecan
#

Did you just luck out on enemies? That's been my issue

kind rover
#

Reached dungeon 3 times. 2nd time was 2 points behind, 3rd time was like 5100 about an hour ago

burnt pecan
#

I make it to caverns more than half the time, I just cant get through with how fast enemies are spawning

kind rover
#

I don't need to get lucky with enemies tbh. My issue is accidentally missing my jumps.

#

I have a strategy for the enemies but I won't share it until the contest ends

burnt pecan
#

Also, I dont plan on getting anywhere close to your score lmao, I just want top 5 for my cards hahaha

#

Meteor using hax confirmed

#

Remove him

#

So I can be 5th hahaha

kind rover
#

I can eliminate the enemies until dungeon

vernal flame
#

Use hax

kind rover
#

Dungeon is half luck since you can't remove the enemies quickly due to the chains

vernal flame
#

Very fun

kind rover
#

Gotta jump lasers and double tap to get between bombs and ledges

burnt pecan
#

I just pray I get a collateral with my chicken wing

#

Lol

kind rover
#

And tap registration is odd when you're close to the ground

frank moth
#

6000 when

kind rover
#

I wanna see what the other zones are, someone decompile the game 😂

burnt pecan
#

Also I think I know what trick ur talking about meteor

#

Wont say it here tho lol

kind rover
#

😯

#

Also if I get first place I wanna ask lava to donate my gems evenly to the other 4 players. So 6000 gems means the other winners will get 1500 more each

burnt pecan
#

I've also found a double jump trick, although it's really useless since you need a bomb and a lot of space

#

That's cool

kind rover
#

Give them to me

#

YES

#

You've activated my trap card, Bob! Bob

frank moth
#

i haven't even got 2000 lmao

#

i died at 1019 after being this close

#

to going thru the damn portal

kind rover
#

I still find myself occasionally messing up in grasslands from the slow start and jumping way too early

burnt pecan
#

Same lol

frank moth
#

i find myself slamming into pits

pearl oak
#

I uninstalled the game. It's rigged.

#

That's gotta be it.

tame sparrow
#

kinda mad you cant shoot the balloons tbh

frank moth
#

holy shit what takes you so long to type whatever youre typing

dapper sleet
#

lol now its just that hard. its pushed me to my limit so far. alsobi was keeping up with spawns in caves just about. mind of how i made it. but ya i need to work on my bomb skills

#

phone...

frank moth
#

well make you phome bigger

pearl oak
#

Kinda mad at that game tbh

dapper sleet
#

try about 2 5 secs for each word

frank moth
#

what

pearl oak
#

Someone's been drinking

dapper sleet
#

slow lol

frank moth
#

anyways im gonna go program

pearl oak
#

C'mon eldar, don't make the poor guy type more than he had to

#

That first one was painful. I thought my phone froze

dapper sleet
#

no, big thumbs, small screen

pearl oak
#

I'm in the same boat but you could try Swype

dapper sleet
#

lol im fine

pearl oak
#

Trust me. If you had to send a message out calling for help bc you're dying. You'd be dead

dapper sleet
#

prob

#

less i do HELP

pearl oak
#

Or would that be a possible outcome

tame sparrow
#

Sometimes it just takes a little longer to type high quality words

pearl oak
#

ba dum tisss

frank moth
#

why would you be using messages

dapper sleet
#

you know i made this name way back for pvp. lol

frank moth
#

when you can call people

dapper sleet
#

its funny for deaths

frank moth
#

911

pearl oak
#

Hey. This is 2020! I bet you, out there, there's kids snap chatting or posting insta stories about needing an SOS distress call

dapper sleet
#

you know yoi can just have a 1 buttun 911

#

man lol

pearl oak
#

BTW P.O best thing ever was playing the original Halo and playing against someone when your name was Hitler

#

I played against my brother and one of us was Hitler, the other were The Jews

dapper sleet
#

oh gz LOL

pearl oak
#

Oh man. The shit you'd see

dapper sleet
#

lol

pearl oak
#

Hitler has rocketed The Jews.
The Jews have killed Hitler

dapper sleet
#

i mean its all good fun and jokes

tame sparrow
#

"Hitler committed suicide, Round Over"

dapper sleet
#

lol

pearl oak
#

Damn it vad

#

I was just typing that

#

That was the best of all

tame sparrow
#

When I'm not sick I can do a really good impression of the multiplayer announcer guy

pearl oak
#

How to remake history. Lol.. Use Halo

tame sparrow
#

"Killamanjaro, Tied for Leader"

pearl oak
#

Lol right. You can make the jokes endless

dapper sleet
#

well im going to die some more on the bird. not going to use blue cuz im sick as a dog rn and dont even feel like sitting at my pc

pearl oak
#

Oh man. That reminds me of what memes were first like

#

Take some medicine. You getting better in the morning is one of the PossibleOutcomes

#

😂😂😂😂

dapper sleet
#

haha... ya its not a cold or fluw too... its nasty

pearl oak
#

Damn Corona Virus

dapper sleet
#

lol

tame sparrow
pearl oak
#

Why vad?! Why

dapper sleet
#

i sure hope i dont have that but air here has been level 2 and getting some wooth bonides

#

might have that

pearl oak
#

What

tame sparrow
#

was that english???

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

bronkies?

pearl oak
#

Idk. I even had to Google search that. Google called the cops thinking I'm on meth

#

Bronchitis

tame sparrow
#

Call 911 he's strokin out

pearl oak
#

He's something.

#

Wait. What's the number for 911

#

My friends on Snapchat don't know either

dapper sleet
#

lol... o been good though. i just cant be working hard for a bit.. energy sapped rn though

tame sparrow
dapper sleet
#

LOL

pearl oak
#

😂😂😭

vernal flame
#

Lol

dapper sleet
#

oh ya i was going to first ask. does mist have any card drop cards?

golden ivy
#

yes

pearl oak
#

They all do

#

Bray bray!

golden ivy
#

it def has more than 0

#

i think

tame sparrow
#

He means cards that improve card drop rate

dapper sleet
#

nost mounten i think

tame sparrow
#

@dapper sleet check the wiki

tame sparrow
#

The wiki page for cards is sortable via the bonus column

dapper sleet
#

just wanted to have a qick responts

#

ill look bit just thought to ask first

#

oks i did not know that

#

ty

vernal flame
#

There's 5 I think

#

:)

foggy thorn
#

if you speak about the thing in #679600005694357509 I'm coming to your house and telling your mom

#

so don't speak about it

somber scarab
#

🤐

vernal flame
#

What happened?

#

What happened?

foggy thorn
#

nothing

vernal flame
#

Hmm...

#

Kk

somber scarab
#

Do I get 1 grey star card for finding that out?

foggy thorn
#

no

somber scarab
#

☹️

foggy thorn
#

someone already spoke of this

golden ivy
#

no u

#

gotem

dapper sleet
#

... ya 3rd from last card there LOL.

foggy thorn
#

same

dapper sleet
#

got a 4 star off the ball game today. so i was thinking to upgade but ya 5%? ill save it

#

thats a bit more then the first 2

golden ivy
#

im bored

dapper sleet
#

lol i do not

#

4h let?

#

left

tame sparrow
#

Bray

golden ivy
#

Well I've been prescribed with Avanza (I think that's how you spell it)

tame sparrow
#

Hello meat

#

What are you playing on your PC lately

golden ivy
#

Minecraft

tame sparrow
#

Same answer every time I ask :(

kind rover
#

The real winner of the contest is Wizard-Baker for getting the rarest hat

tame sparrow
#

Right?

#

Hats are the true prize

golden ivy
#

Alright fine vad I've also been playing Sniper Elite III but my laptop is having trouble running it

solemn estuary
#

Wait is all the colours changed or did I eat the wrong mushrooms

vernal flame
#

You actually ate the right mushrooms @solemn estuary

solemn estuary
#

That's nothing

tame sparrow
#

MOAR boosters

kind rover
#

There ya go lucky

vernal flame
#

True

tame sparrow
#

Moar enigmatic boosters is the "MOAR STRUTS" of IS

vernal flame
#

But I still have to press about >500x

#

I calculated it...and damn

#

;)

#

I guess my right arm can hold out more...

golden ivy
#

If you're a man your right arm should be fairly strong if you get what I mean 😏

tame sparrow
#

Lava needs to get Sigourney Weaver to voice in Idle SKilling

golden ivy
#

Lava should voice mini lava

vernal flame
#

I need it to be stronger

#

Of course

#

I'll be beating @golden ivy

#

:)

#

;)

#

and weird how the game doesn't have any sounds

#

LUL

solemn estuary
#

It does

#

You just need a speaker to hear it

wispy dagger
#

all the sounds are in chicken odessey

vernal flame
#

Oh...lol

#

Chicken Odyssey stole it...smh

wispy dagger
#

nope just you

solemn estuary
#

Jodoc did you progress on my Jeff

wispy dagger
#

you think lava is gonna post 1 participation slot on the tombstone thing

#

you are calling it jeff?

vernal flame
#

Hmmm

solemn estuary
#

It's what it is right a Jeff

wispy dagger
#

a gif?

tame sparrow
#

OH hi benjee

solemn estuary
#

Yeah

#

Hello vad

#

Did you turn blue

tame sparrow
#

I've been blue for a while

solemn estuary
#

Oh I knew that

golden ivy
#

I only just noticed that BenJee was purple lmao

tame sparrow
solemn estuary
#

Pepper

worthy sparrow
#

Is this game worth?

tame sparrow
#

SALT

solemn estuary
#

Yes

tame sparrow
#

You have been salted Benjee

solemn estuary
#

But it's black dots so it's pepper

tame sparrow
#

You're pepper

solemn estuary
#

That don't look like salt

#

Hello I'm pepper pig

wispy dagger
worthy sparrow
#

Is this game set up?

tame sparrow
#

What do you mean is this game set up?

#

The game is good. This discord has a couple thousand people that love the game. The idle games subreddit voted it among the best idle games of 2019

fading nymph
#

Stabby stabby

tame sparrow
#

Install the game and play it, you will enjoy it, too.

worthy sparrow
#

I want to leave the account

tame sparrow
#

We speak English here.