#off-topic-chat
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Hi random people on the discord
If you do not feel greeted, the RNGods have not blessed you.
i feel ya
That much is apparent with my shitty luck getting bosscards and bosspets.
i have most raid cards
can't show now, because my phone has been confiscated
wai
i was forced to study, and i played MC instead
no. pc lol
Why was your phone confiscated if you played on the computer
"Because it's small and light and I can put it in my pocket. Oh who is that sexy wolfe on your computer"
Prob what she said
It would be silly to confiscate the pc when there was a sexy wolfe on it.
you're not sexy
You're
shut up
no
lol
Drunk I am.
Are you ever not drunk?
fck u
u too
Its pretty sad, honestly
ur sad vadd
If I wanted my own come-back I'd slap your mother on the cheeks
Which cheeks?
None of that made any sense
idk
por que no las dos
maser si debílku
hh
co uděláš frajere
co
nerozumíš haha
volíčku, debílku, frajírku
yep
vyser si voko qaqa
no
I'd like ketchup and mustard with that
jeden burger s kečupem a hořčicíc pro fraírka děkuji
So is your mother
my mother is burger with ketchup and mustard ?
Yes
already did
show me the beating
my mother is sexy
Thus wanting to slap her on the cheeks. No, not those, her buttcheeks
That's what Vad wants
what
im actually 13
ok
that... for some reason makes it even better ngl
ur girl or boi
what would you do if i was girl
you know my adress?
Vad
What the fuck
show us yer tits
its nipples
wtf
bitch
fck u
im mentally 1.9
you're too pussy to fuck me
u got me
mood tho Moshi
give me ur adress
and im enough penis to fuck u
wtf
I am gonna give best fucky time
thats cool
Květ, you're too pussy to fuck anyone
Kvetko is going insane
ok
he doesnt have

I can show u mine tho 😏
happy
lol
yo wtf
those are small
yo
much respect
u wann wank on that
Well this is awkward
no i was doing it as a reference and a complete joke
we don't need topless pics from anyone in here
like I send u even my butt if u wanna lol
flat ass
lol nahh, this was really just a joke and a reference
Deflate your ass
I h ave good ass tbd
I would get 5k score on chicken thing
Then you should keep it-
but confiscated fucking phone
Bluestacks
can you not
Bluestacks is not slow if you set up your computer properly and also not use a potato
can u what
im using beast rn
like duck
ur wanna see my ass
wait what?
what
stop using gay as an insult, thanks
This is getting out of hand. Guys, stop
waht
gay is gay
hey met
blustacks time
good to see ya
plz peeople, dis is christian server, k? Jesus is very dissapointed in you all.
it is like nearly 0:00
all gay people are homosexuals, and that's a fact
fr?
that is racist
kvet
Racist towards?
ur lesbian, k?
Gay people aren't a race.
being a wolfe is doe
Move it to #550107059920699392 guys. Don't flood the general with this waste
How do you flood a chat?
Moshi don't push it, I'll mute if I have to.
the stuff
what stuff
I love me too.
same
Go to sleep
go to ur mum heiz
idk)
Song: Le Festin
Artist: Camille
Album: Ratatouille Original Movie Soundtrack
MANY THANKS to twindodger and LiveJournal for the updated lyrics and translations
French lyrics:
Les rêves des amoureux sont comm'(e) le bon vin
Ils donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrin...
here
Ï love u guys
and u do not
fck
meteor say something nice
lol I am too fcked uo
up
!tempmute @livid lava 1h you've been warned. Try to stay sober.
Reason: you've been warned. Try to stay sober.
Petition to increase mute duration
maybe he'll be asleep in an hour
He's trying to call me, sounds like a trap :p
Watch him be like "sup bitches, still drunk"
well, we can just mute him again, nbd
Pizza rolls
Wow wtf keep it in #550107059920699392 bro holy shiznits
lol
What about pizza rolls?
What about 4.1 update for iOS and pc
So I got a potion brewing that has 99D on it and it hasn't changed that I've noticed since yesterday even after using candy anyone able to help or incite
Lmao I just told my friend that I was letting her go because she said she can't stay (massive paragraph) and her reply?
Alright.
potion times visually cap at 99 days, its probably far more
Amusing and slightly annoying at the same time
Ohh Jesus who has the time to wait that long o.O
Reply with k
mayo
💦
totinos
Jesus christ bray
Totinos are bestos
i have to satisfy my hungry guys
Just bread is better
Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Toaster with Easy-Clean Toaster Baskets and Adjustable Toasting Dial https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0744M3SB4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_yrCtEb0WAM8EG
Yeah, fuck you bray. Going back to stabbing things.
oh ok have fun
Lmao
lma
@fading nymph I took up drawing again to help deal with the depression
I also told my friend to go and live her life without me because she said she couldn't stay but hadn't left
You've got a road of a million paths and you've taken your path. The horizon is far and you don't know what is coming but you should know that despite walking away now, paths always cross again.
sad posting should go in #550107059920699392
Wow, i never thought of Snowy being nice
Onion.
Usually everyone here but Meat is not nice
hey fuk u buddy
I'm nice to most people
im jking
I hope so moshi
luv u Adam
you'll find th frying pan for your meat one day, keep looking and maybe you'll find the right one
thank
Yeah Vad sends me neat videos occasionally, Vad == Nice
Jodoc, ive never heard words as emotional as these
vad does send neat videos
Just yesterday I sent him one called "lemonparty.mp4". It was a video about a party with lemons
oh god
No ur underage
no vad
daD*
lol
Lemons arent for the likes of you
And?
E V I L- every villain is lemons
my friend's little bro, 9 years old, discovered porn and says its a nice thing
and still watches for now
Jodoc, you haven't contributed anything at all since you joined my discord
gj
Ok gotta go to appointment bye
Back to stabbing an orange tree....
Meat. You've got places to go and things to do. You'll be ready the next time you meet.
you always say that to everyone vad
Guys
Girls
if i skipped 6 years, will it count towards being 19 and joining Vad's sex server?
Moshi I wouldnt let you in my hentai server if you were a hundred
I hope so
What if i was MENTALLY 18😏
You're fukken NOT lol
then you need to go to the ranch
You've never seen something like it eh?
brb gotta slam some pizza rolls in the oven for my wife
ok Vad
hella yea pizz roll
moshi your pfp is depressed person ye?
That picture is this server
does that make you mentally unstable
Yes...
If moshi's still being a shite when I get back I'll mute him for a number of minutes determined by a random number generator set from 1-100
My mom said i have a disorder
i dont know if its true, but it sure does look like it
then take it back and get your order straight
Yeah, ive messed up my order at the restaurant
restaurant of life?
Most likely restaurant
Vad has a foot up his ass.
🦶
Lol
🍑
imagine 69
11
Imagine dragons
419
coookem
you got 88 right
thats lesbian
your lesbian
or am i?
No he is
wait if they are?
wait... is she lesbian?
Na, can't be. Must be that guy
Moshi divided by zero.
It's a trap
Same
Brayden. Brayton. Bryan.
im not shet
minutes
23 seconds in paradise
23 seconds of doom
im not shit
Oh I see
i've been a good boy
You can't prove it
!tempmute @golden ivy 23s
SnowySnow, you can't use that
LOL
!tempmute @golden ivy 23s
k
are you proud of me
no
:(
He needs a new tie
no suicidal talk
@quick ginkgo sadposting goes in off topic
Don't ask. They perma mute people who ask.
they ban
Funny isn't here anymore
y
dont be sad cause sad backwards is das and das not good
I scare Moshi just by typing, so now I'm going to type for a really long time so he thinks I'm writing a complicated ban reason
Kuaka
Im not scared anymore
gio's unmuted now
he wants you to not be scared
@mighty slate
go win your tft game
see, no mute role
that way you'll be caught off guard once you actually get banned
I'm working on it
it's first round
im trying to find my sad
We ever figure out why funny got demoted? Lol
Because he's funni
And if it was real or not?
I was demanding that mods can't be in contests and he removed funny. Lol
I don't think they're related
Lol
wait you have pants now
LMFAO
no
@native gate snow says its her fault you got banzord
I've been claiming so all day vad.
@native gate she's been bragging about it all day
I keep changing the reasoning for it though
cheated
And then muted him for 24 hours.
right yeah but Lava was acting weird about it
Idk if he should have made a contest where people have to be honest
Just cause he said he cheated doesn't mean he did.
Sounds like a bad idea
he didn't seem like he was trolling or anything lmao
Did he open the game in google and used inspect element to change his score to 6969?
That's another way.
but it didn't seem troll-y at all lmao
Did to me.
Is lava also the one who removed the mod role from funny?
You guys ever seen the world's largest ball of twine?
Kinda seems legit
I used t work across the street from it
The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota?
No, the actual biggest one is in Kansas
Boo. Weird Al lied.
Who wants to know a fact?
14 THOUSAND pounds?
And that was 30 years ago, its like, bigger now
Every year they have a ""Twine-A-Thon" and add more to it
album pic, not my music
Africa is in Europe, and Europe is in North America. Which makes North America in Africa, and that also means Egypt doesnt have a continent
what in the fuck are you talking about
idk
Moshi being moshi
Wanna know another fact?
Your cat farted
No, i just realised Korea is raided by Aliens, and then Asia became South America, and Canada also moved to China
hi funny
hi funny
i changed name
Fits me well tbh
surprised i came up with that
my brain was never able to do something as incredible
nice profile pic funny
Did you know in actuality, cockroaches would be the first to die in a nuclear fallout?
If a Midget inhales nitrites, would he be high, medium or low?
smokes drugs
shush
bye
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

If a Midget inhales nitrites, would he be high, medium or low?
@golden ivy Useless tag. Ignore this.
Oh ok
Midget is a bad word moshi
Since when?
a while
Since they decided they want to be called dwarves, little persons, etc
I don't know what the current correct term is, but midget is pretty universally considered a slur to them
dragonflies use their penises as a shovel to scoop the jizz of rival dragonflies out of potential mates.
Resetting Creep Counter: It has been 0 days since Snowy was a creep in chat
play it moshi
Why?
My parents decided it would be like that
Probably for the best
A male honey bee explodes when they ejaculate, leaving bits of himself in the Queen.
You seem like someone who should spend a lot more time studying
I really wanna flex my money to my friends lol
I study a lot
But some of it go to waste
if the information is hard to understand, a part of me says "Hell naw i aint learning shit" and i forget everything
Im a god in maths tho
i dont even study and i get 90's and over
math is ez
Seems like people should chill more
seems like people should glue their head to their shoulder more
seems like people should forget more old stuff more
Seems like people should cut off their heads
Seems like people should not talk for a while
Seems like there's too many people on earth
Seems like Snow is a countless object
Seems like Snow is a topic
Seems like Heiz is sexy
Seems like Moshi is Thicc
5000 keys to get occulon card set again. :(
Just steal someone's score
Unlike his pp
Am i going to mess up on my first try
Seems like Snow is craving for thicc animals
Seems like i have a stick pp now
Looks like Heinz needs to go back to developing ketchup
Looks like Snowy learned how to roast
Seems like Snow wants more of my fluids
Nah. Heinz likes to call me a midget.
You are one
what if you are?
cool
lol
The moon is coming
im uploading bluestacks
Only got three days. Say your prayers.
then im gonna outstall it
so what is bluestacks?
Pray for Snow to gain some height
Android emulator for pc
Yes
i should try it cuz thumbs over screen tends to be a prob
Yeah you can set keyboard and mouse actions to the screen
not that fast reaction too. least for my left
If GD on pc is better than on mobile, the Chicken game on pc is better than on mobile
I can give you a program if you want
trigger fanger prob will be huge boost lol
Trigger finger. Like the disorder or you mean like the index finger?
index
thx possible
🙃
Finger finger
lol. lets see if i get to w7
Who thinks i can get to leaderboard
@tame sparrow and his pizza rolls think you can.
how do i shoot again?
Home button
no
ive played hollow knight, souls and blood borne. my timing is good. just key speed was the problem
fr, how
that and not seeing all of the screen at times when watching for the jumps
Did you set it up?
Hit h to change hats you have too
shit
i had 1.6k points
this game is hard
cool.
I won't be winning this.
ill wait for another event
i give up lol
lol
A fate worse than death
funny still doesnt have the mod huh
Lmao
its just, there, in audit logs.
I blame me.
Oof
I was complaining about mods entering contests
I've been trying to get at least 5th most of the day lol
Watch lava forget about funny
He did already
lol
Also how did someone cheat the game? Was it an exploit?
No. It was photoshop
nah just some photoshop
O lol
I guess you could do that
Funny noticed something off with the progress bar lol
That's dumb af tho
Reward for noticing
And then the guy... Came clean but lava didn't believe him coming clean lmao
Anyone with 5 brain cells can photoshop a pic of that to look legit
K, well back to flinging my children at wolves tied to balloons
Lol
I need this card pack
and the progress bar if you dont want to look sus af
Ima legit die
Nice
I get to caves almost everytime, I just get swamped by enemies before I even make it half way
I'm flinging chicken as fast as possible and still cant keep up with the amount of enemies spawning
actuslly yeah its kinda hard
but i can play this on bluestacks easily
bind two keys
Imagine using an emulator
play the game and let muscle memory take over
And not your actual phone
Smh
Yea, I dont really even pay attention to what's going on in the game for the first few zones, I kinda space out and just let muscle memory do it for me
jumping and slamming is hard
how does that work?
I think I need to tap to jump but end up slamming myself into a pit
ive only gor one bomb going but i jumped over it
You just slam on a bomb
cause i killed them then i fucking slammed into a pit
Also you can glitch bomb bouncing a bit
If u spam slam you can do like a double jump thing
Off of a bomb
Oof score to beat is in the 4.9k now
yes
Butt muscle memory
lets hope her pits arent as bad as her eyebrows
People are saying it is racist. Not sure how.
i mean george bush aintt saying anything is he
you should really tap your quests tho
Lol
I did a nono
👀
I tagged lava and it summon funny
We all doomed! DOOOOOOOMED
You took down funny
how are all?
how you is?
Toot toot
What's the best auto clicker for skunking (In using Android phone (
I usehttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.inscode.autoclicker
I vouch clickmate
I got super lucky this morning. Probably played the game for like a total of 40m when I suddenly got my high score
I managed to beat caverns on first try and lucked my way through a chunk of the dungeon
Did you just luck out on enemies? That's been my issue
Reached dungeon 3 times. 2nd time was 2 points behind, 3rd time was like 5100 about an hour ago
I make it to caverns more than half the time, I just cant get through with how fast enemies are spawning
I don't need to get lucky with enemies tbh. My issue is accidentally missing my jumps.
I have a strategy for the enemies but I won't share it until the contest ends
Also, I dont plan on getting anywhere close to your score lmao, I just want top 5 for my cards 
Meteor using hax confirmed
Remove him
So I can be 5th 
I can eliminate the enemies until dungeon
Use hax
Dungeon is half luck since you can't remove the enemies quickly due to the chains
Very fun
Gotta jump lasers and double tap to get between bombs and ledges
And tap registration is odd when you're close to the ground
6000 when
I wanna see what the other zones are, someone decompile the game 😂
😯
Also if I get first place I wanna ask lava to donate my gems evenly to the other 4 players. So 6000 gems means the other winners will get 1500 more each
I've also found a double jump trick, although it's really useless since you need a bomb and a lot of space
That's cool
i haven't even got 2000 lmao
i died at 1019 after being this close
to going thru the damn portal
I still find myself occasionally messing up in grasslands from the slow start and jumping way too early
Same lol
i find myself slamming into pits
kinda mad you cant shoot the balloons tbh
holy shit what takes you so long to type whatever youre typing
lol now its just that hard. its pushed me to my limit so far. alsobi was keeping up with spawns in caves just about. mind of how i made it. but ya i need to work on my bomb skills
phone...
well make you phome bigger
Kinda mad at that game tbh
try about 2 5 secs for each word
what
Someone's been drinking
slow lol
anyways im gonna go program
C'mon eldar, don't make the poor guy type more than he had to
That first one was painful. I thought my phone froze
no, big thumbs, small screen
I'm in the same boat but you could try Swype
lol im fine
Trust me. If you had to send a message out calling for help bc you're dying. You'd be dead
Or would that be a possible outcome
Sometimes it just takes a little longer to type high quality words
ba dum tisss
why would you be using messages
you know i made this name way back for pvp. lol
when you can call people
its funny for deaths
911
Hey. This is 2020! I bet you, out there, there's kids snap chatting or posting insta stories about needing an SOS distress call
BTW P.O best thing ever was playing the original Halo and playing against someone when your name was Hitler
I played against my brother and one of us was Hitler, the other were The Jews
oh gz LOL
Oh man. The shit you'd see
lol
Hitler has rocketed The Jews.
The Jews have killed Hitler
i mean its all good fun and jokes
"Hitler committed suicide, Round Over"
lol
When I'm not sick I can do a really good impression of the multiplayer announcer guy
How to remake history. Lol.. Use Halo
"Killamanjaro, Tied for Leader"
Lol right. You can make the jokes endless
well im going to die some more on the bird. not going to use blue cuz im sick as a dog rn and dont even feel like sitting at my pc
Oh man. That reminds me of what memes were first like
Take some medicine. You getting better in the morning is one of the PossibleOutcomes
😂😂😂😂
haha... ya its not a cold or fluw too... its nasty
Damn Corona Virus
lol
Why vad?! Why
i sure hope i dont have that but air here has been level 2 and getting some wooth bonides
might have that
What
was that english???
Idk. I even had to Google search that. Google called the cops thinking I'm on meth
Bronchitis
Call 911 he's strokin out
He's something.
Wait. What's the number for 911
My friends on Snapchat don't know either
lol... o been good though. i just cant be working hard for a bit.. energy sapped rn though
LOL
😂😂😭
Lol
oh ya i was going to first ask. does mist have any card drop cards?
yes
He means cards that improve card drop rate
nost mounten i think
@dapper sleet check the wiki
The wiki page for cards is sortable via the bonus column
just wanted to have a qick responts
ill look bit just thought to ask first
oks i did not know that
ty
if you speak about the thing in #679600005694357509 I'm coming to your house and telling your mom
so don't speak about it
🤐
nothing
Do I get 1 grey star card for finding that out?
no
☹️
someone already spoke of this
... ya 3rd from last card there LOL.
same
got a 4 star off the ball game today. so i was thinking to upgade but ya 5%? ill save it
thats a bit more then the first 2
im bored
Bray
Well I've been prescribed with Avanza (I think that's how you spell it)
Minecraft
Same answer every time I ask :(
The real winner of the contest is Wizard-Baker for getting the rarest hat
Alright fine vad I've also been playing Sniper Elite III but my laptop is having trouble running it
Wait is all the colours changed or did I eat the wrong mushrooms
That's nothing
MOAR boosters
There ya go lucky
True
Moar enigmatic boosters is the "MOAR STRUTS" of IS
But I still have to press about >500x
I calculated it...and damn
;)
I guess my right arm can hold out more...
If you're a man your right arm should be fairly strong if you get what I mean 😏
Lava needs to get Sigourney Weaver to voice in Idle SKilling
Lava should voice mini lava
I need it to be stronger
Of course
I'll be beating @golden ivy
:)
;)
and weird how the game doesn't have any sounds
LUL
all the sounds are in chicken odessey
nope just you
Jodoc did you progress on my Jeff
you think lava is gonna post 1 participation slot on the tombstone thing
you are calling it jeff?
Hmmm
It's what it is right a Jeff
a gif?
OH hi benjee
I've been blue for a while
Oh I knew that
I only just noticed that BenJee was purple lmao
Pepper
Is this game worth?
SALT
Yes
You have been salted Benjee
But it's black dots so it's pepper
You're pepper
Is this game set up?
What do you mean is this game set up?
The game is good. This discord has a couple thousand people that love the game. The idle games subreddit voted it among the best idle games of 2019
Stabby stabby
Install the game and play it, you will enjoy it, too.
I want to leave the account
We speak English here.

