off-topic-chat

[fading nymph]

Hubby comes back tomorrow so mother in law goes home tomorrow lmao

She thinks we are getting along. I want to shove her in a closet.

She thinks we are getting along. I want to shove her in a closet.

[golden ivy]

LOL

[fading nymph]

But alas Idle skilling is being slow right now. 12 hours till next set of potions.

[toxic ruin]

In laws can be the worst

[fading nymph]

She treats me like a child. -_-

[golden ivy]

kinda related i hate my step mothers parents

[toxic ruin]

My wifes grandmother calls 27 times a day to breathe on the phone

[fading nymph]

Grandmothers are easier to deal with though

[livid lava]

just show them ur kids

oh hi snow

[golden ivy]

they favourite my step brothers

but like in such a mean way

[livid lava]

what are u doing step bro

[toxic ruin]

She calls when the kids are asleep in the a.m. calls when we put our 1 year old down for a nap, calls when we are eating supper and then again while we try to put them to sleep

[livid lava]

huh

[golden ivy]

except my grandpa

the only person i truly respect

[toxic ruin]

Its insanely annoying and she wont listen to reason

[livid lava]

my grandparents just ask my how I am and then slip be some money

even tho I know some of them need that more than I do

[golden ivy]

my grandpa worked long and hard his whole life in poverty until making it big in stocks

[livid lava]

one of my grandparents did great too.. other ones not, but they are much more sweet

huh

I love them more

[fading nymph]

Sweat

[toxic ruin]

My wifes great grandfather is on a quest to spend all his money before he dies. He showers the whole family.

[livid lava]

grandpa is hunter, his cooking skills are something that not many ppl wanna.. but sure it is really good

ya fcl i snow

[toxic ruin]

Ox tail soups and what not?

[livid lava]

fck

ya things like that

[toxic ruin]

My family is hippies and hers is hunters

[livid lava]

lots of fish and wild animals.. but it is super good, good with beer haha

[golden ivy]

i have alot of hippies in my family

[toxic ruin]

Deer tongue is actually quite good

[livid lava]

like we always have good fishes, good meat from him

[fading nymph]

Everything is good cooked in beer

[livid lava]

I do not like those parts

haha

oh cooked in, well.. even drank with

oh fck

[toxic ruin]

Shove a beer can in a turkeys anus.

Wonderous

[livid lava]

YES

[fading nymph]

Rocky Mountain Oysters were the last strange thing I tried. Lmao

[toxic ruin]

Prairie oysters in alberta canada

[livid lava]

Like I really love, when I am on my grandparents cottage, eating some fat jung food from my grandpa with some cheap beer

[toxic ruin]

Cow testes

[livid lava]

it is really a wonder I guess

[fading nymph]

Yeah... Bull testicles.

[livid lava]

never had those

but I had karp sperms

carp*

[toxic ruin]

My grandmother got super excited and took a selfie with a sign that said "testicle fest,buy now, go nuts"

[livid lava]

nice sign

[toxic ruin]

Its a big deal in calgary i guess lol

Big tourist thing during calgary stampede.

[livid lava]

I am starving for some good hunters goulash

with beer

within open fire

[toxic ruin]

Mmmm

[golden ivy]

my dad makes this nice hungarian soup dish

only thing he can cook

[livid lava]

goulash ? haha

hungarian goulash soup

or what

[golden ivy]

yes

yes thats it

[toxic ruin]

A bunch of stuff in a pot my father called it

[livid lava]

it is eaten mostly with bread, but sometimes with dumpling or pasta.. what ever u like

like I love goulash with dumplings the most

[toxic ruin]

A nice hard bread

[livid lava]

but like I make this hungarian soup 1x or 2x a month when I have some leftover stuff that I need for that

and it is fcking delish

[toxic ruin]

Now I want hummus

[livid lava]

I wanna some fine ass meaty chilli

haha

[toxic ruin]

Spicy or no?

[fading nymph]

Garlic

[toxic ruin]

I want my eyes to burn just from being in the same room

[livid lava]

oh ya spicy as fck

with yogurt or sour cream

I am gonna make some hobo stew tomorrow huh

I somewhat got taste for it now hahas

[golden ivy]

wow i suck

[livid lava]

suck in what

[golden ivy]

cs go

first match against real people and i die within a second

[fading nymph]

Cs go is an abomination

Original or nothing https://store.steampowered.com/app/10/CounterStrike/

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[golden ivy]

why is it an abomination lol

[fading nymph]

Loot boxes

[golden ivy]

ah yeah but you can just ignore those

other than that GO is better

[fading nymph]

Can you?

[golden ivy]

i think

yes

...yes you can?

[fading nymph]

Also I played on rpg servers, and superhero servers

[livid lava]

we have lan parties with 1.6 in my uni

we start at someting like 10 pm till 6 am

[fading nymph]

1.6 is still my fav. So is unreal tournament

[bold quest]

You can if you don't have money or a way to use money on csgo

[fading nymph]

Facing Worlds.

[bold quest]

Justice league

[golden ivy]

lol some russain dudes are beating us and keep saying "filthy americans will pay for the moonlanding"

[outer spear]

I miss tribes

[livid lava]

what

[fading nymph]

Tribes was a good series too

[outer spear]

I also miss tribes ascend, back when it was good

[livid lava]

nice

OH YA TRIBES ASCEND

[outer spear]

Why’d they have to ruin such a fun game

[warm sphinx]

I hate when somebody is like:tomorrow were gonna finish the mansion,I'm very tired today will see ya later.

Then never comes online for years

And when he does he doesn't join or respond

[outer spear]

Ya got ghosted fam

Don’t worry about it and let em be

[warm sphinx]

✋😔

[outer spear]

I miss tribes

[golden ivy]

my dad did that once

[livid lava]

of I miss that game

oh boi

I really really liked that when I was kid

[outer spear]

Wow discord be acting up tonight

[warm sphinx]

Yes tribes I almost forgot

Gud gam3

[livid lava]

maybe u need better friends

to join

[warm sphinx]

The thing is nobody I know likes minecraft

[fading nymph]

Tribes was a good series too

[warm sphinx]

They just play that garbage pubg mobile

I really dont know why they liked it so much

[livid lava]

ya i was going out from the supermarket and there were like 4 kids with mobiles and pubg

haha 😄

maybe u need better friends

[golden ivy]

pubg mobile is fun

[livid lava]

nice

[outer spear]

I also miss tribes ascend, back when it was good

[golden ivy]

ok time for real match

i will win

[warm sphinx]

@golden ivy pubg pc: sad story.
Pubg mobile: bUy ThIs nOW

[livid lava]

what wtf are my msg slowed

[outer spear]

discord is acting up

it double posted my messaged

messages*

[golden ivy]

because i am gamer

[outer spear]

like 3 minutes later

[golden ivy]

discord is slow atm

[livid lava]

of I miss that game

[golden ivy]

ok kvetko

because i am gamer

[livid lava]

it does not even load my msg

[outer spear]

also its very very slow

[livid lava]

maybe u need better friends

[warm sphinx]

And then backfires to spam which gets u banned @outer spear

[livid lava]

of I miss that game

[warm sphinx]

K we get it

[livid lava]

LOOK at that...

[warm sphinx]

You repeated that like 5 times already

[livid lava]

maybe u need better friends

no those msg are like 1 h old

what wtf are my msg slowed

[warm sphinx]

And then backfires to spam which gets u banned @outer spear

[golden ivy]

pubg mobile is fun

[livid lava]

ok same

[warm sphinx]

Wut

I posted that message like 5 mins ago why is it there

[wispy dagger]

minecraft is funner

[livid lava]

ok same

[outer spear]

like 3 minutes later

[livid lava]

LOOK at that...

[warm sphinx]

The thing is nobody I know likes mincraft

[outer spear]

also its very very slow

[warm sphinx]

Wut

Why are things getting remessaged

[livid lava]

WHAT THE FCK

[golden ivy]

discord is slow atm

[livid lava]

WHAT THE FCK

[warm sphinx]

What

[wispy dagger]

ya i was going out from the supermarket and there were like 4 kids with mobiles and minecraft

[warm sphinx]

Wut

[livid lava]

WHAT THE FCK

[golden ivy]

stop

[warm sphinx]

I'm literally deleting these and they are coming back

[wispy dagger]

why dont you restart your discord

[golden ivy]

stop

[supple kraken]

4 kids playing minecraft at the shop? that aint right

[wispy dagger]

Lol

[warm sphinx]

It's doing it again!

It's doing it again!

It's doing it again!

And then backfires to spam which gets u banned @outer spear

It's doing it again!

It's doing it again!

I'm literally deleting these and they are coming back

[livid lava]

fck

[supple kraken]

someone is ddossing the server

[wispy dagger]

discord is amazing

ya i was going out from the supermarket and there were like 4 kids with mobiles and minecraft

[golden ivy]

because i am gamer

no

[livid lava]

it is auto lol fck, going for cig and sleep bb

[supple kraken]

4 kids playing minecraft at the shop? that aint right

[wispy dagger]

i sent this exact message 20 minutes ago

[golden ivy]

im 50% sure @warm sphinx is doing it on purpose

[warm sphinx]

It's doing it again!

[wispy dagger]

ya i was going out from the supermarket and there were like 4 kids with mobiles and minecraft

[supple kraken]

LMFAO

[wispy dagger]

why dont you restart your discord

[supple kraken]

whos hacking

someone is ddossing the server

[warm sphinx]

Its happieng again wtf I'm not resending these

[wispy dagger]

discord is amazing

[golden ivy]

stop

[slim stone]

This is discord welcome to pain

[supple kraken]

this is too funny

[golden ivy]

nvm

[warm sphinx]

Discord on crack

[golden ivy]

sorry for accusing you

[supple kraken]

this is too funny

[livid lava]

wtf

[golden ivy]

one of my messgaes just popped up again

[wispy dagger]

its working again

no wait

its broken still

lol

[livid lava]

ok

yes

[supple kraken]

i think its fixed

[wispy dagger]

no

[slim stone]

check one two

[wispy dagger]

its still slagging behind

[livid lava]

no

sugar gay

yes

it is good

now

yes

[wispy dagger]

sugayr

[slim stone]

seems like we survived

[livid lava]

it is ok ?

yes

[wispy dagger]

discord war 3 is over, we survived

[livid lava]

ww3 on discord

[warm sphinx]

That made me cringe not gonna lie

[supple kraken]

its happening on other servers as well

[slim stone]

it happened in wispers also

[livid lava]

discord having ddos

yeeeeeeeeeeet

wish something

[wispy dagger]

no discord was cringing at the stuff being sent through its text bar, so it had a tough time sending the messages

[supple kraken]

bray must have stopped typing

jk

[livid lava]

bray

just stop

[wispy dagger]

bray

keep going

[livid lava]

yes

or

what

[wispy dagger]

🐧

[warm sphinx]

penguin

[livid lava]

I nearly dropped my beer

like never had this chill before

[warm sphinx]

That made me remember the rise and fall of penguin club
Loved how the penguins were chubby

[golden ivy]

penguin club

[warm sphinx]

Bray you make history

[brittle oar]

Waiting for the results

[supple kraken]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[warm sphinx]

spam

[golden ivy]

what

[supple kraken]

this is the most retarded shit ive seen in my entire life

[livid lava]

what

[golden ivy]

huh

[supple kraken]

massive juicy cock

[golden ivy]

yo same

[livid lava]

mine

what

[supple kraken]

highlight the message to read

[livid lava]

ya only u

what

[warm sphinx]

Ah yes cock's are a delicious species

[livid lava]

what

[warm sphinx]

I'm talking about roosters

[livid lava]

u know like it is 1 am here

I always wanna try to suck my ppp

[golden ivy]

cock inst a species

[livid lava]

but never realy achieved it

[supple kraken]

FIXED

[warm sphinx]

Wow 2 hours late 3am here @livid lava

[livid lava]

ugh

[warm sphinx]

@livid lava seems your near I can now hunt you down and eat you

[livid lava]

eat my what

:--)))

[warm sphinx]

your whole body

To the dogs ofcorse

[livid lava]

ugh

najs

[warm sphinx]

"najs"

[livid lava]

that mean "nice"

[warm sphinx]

Wow you teached me language more than school thank you @livid lava you are my savior

[livid lava]

but like najs is not even czech word I thing... it is just how u say "nice" in czech u say [najs]

[warm sphinx]

Oh

[worldly lichen]

That's najs

[warm sphinx]

I should make najs my new phrasw

[livid lava]

yes

that is najs

[worldly lichen]

Yeah I will remember that too

[livid lava]

ugh haha

[warm sphinx]

You repeat ugh all the time bruv seems like your bored or tired

[worldly lichen]

Ugh

[livid lava]

no like, if u wanna say "nice".... you just type najs.. it is like czech-english term.. but "nice" or "najs" mean I think like "super" in czech

[worldly lichen]

Super

[livid lava]

nice also mean "pěkné"

[warm sphinx]

I feel that najs is my new spirt animal

[livid lava]

which is like... u say tha when u wanna say like "that is nice" or that is "good" u say "to je pěkné"

[worldly lichen]

You are a najs XinlX

[livid lava]

xindlx

what

xindlex

[worldly lichen]

Uh ?

[livid lava]

that is our singer

[warm sphinx]

?

[livid lava]

XindleX

haha

xindlX I mean

"songwriter"

[warm sphinx]

"Xindl X will remember that"

[worldly lichen]

to je pěkné

[livid lava]

cool

nvm going to sleep so

have a good day or night

and by

bie

bye

fck

[warm sphinx]

Bye have a good morning @livid lava

[livid lava]

ya morning haha

[worldly lichen]

Bye xD

By

Bie

[warm sphinx]

Or night or afternoon or day or something

I bet kveto is still there

[livid lava]

like go to school

yes

I need to watch one more video

[warm sphinx]

Maybe two?

[livid lava]

yes

but it is about cooking

[warm sphinx]

What is the food

[livid lava]

idk like those are some "meme" cooks from my country

and they make like czech style food

but they are joke

even that on of them was best cook in comunism era

and the other one is just meme in general

[warm sphinx]

So it's a meme

[livid lava]

ya, they are meme

[warm sphinx]

Why do I feel Czech is related to Rome or somthing

[livid lava]

no

rome is really different

maybe to germany

slovakia

hungaria

polish folks

but not rome haha

[pseudo sphinx]

Maybe more like Romania

[livid lava]

ehhh no

[warm sphinx]

You know alot of countrys used to control lots of land and now they are smaller than a microscope on the map

[pseudo sphinx]

Why no?

[livid lava]

u mean like germany controlled most of us

haha

[pseudo sphinx]

Controlled?

Not sure about that

[warm sphinx]

You mean puppet contrys

[pseudo sphinx]

Roman empire had the most influence upon all european civilisations

[livid lava]

ur not sure about my country when ur not even living it that ?

oh

I mean like past 100 years lol

[pseudo sphinx]

Which country are u from

[warm sphinx]

I wonder how much languages u folks know

[pseudo sphinx]

4

[livid lava]

czech republic

I know 2/3

[warm sphinx]

I know 2, arabic and english

[pseudo sphinx]

Romanian, english, french, spanish

[golden ivy]

Hungarian, English, French, german

[pseudo sphinx]

Oh, hello neighbour

[livid lava]

well I know czech, slovakia, english, can use some germany and polish

or russia

they are similar

[pseudo sphinx]

Not just a few words, full grammar I mean

[livid lava]

but not that well... I can "use" them, but not really talk in them

I can use it

and I mostly understand all

[pseudo sphinx]

Cool

[livid lava]

but no, I can not use it at daily basis as "my" language

[pseudo sphinx]

Want to learn chinese

[warm sphinx]

Why do most people think Arabic is hard I mean yeah it's on the right

[livid lava]

oh I wanted to learn vietnamese and japanese

it is hard as fck

[pseudo sphinx]

Chin shen jin chong

[golden ivy]

yes full grammar

[wispy dagger]

xinlx most people are on the left

[livid lava]

ching chan wong dong

ya

[pseudo sphinx]

Am I doing it rightm

[livid lava]

no

[pseudo sphinx]

Lol

[livid lava]

yes

haha

[golden ivy]

uh

[livid lava]

nvm, now I am going to sleep

[golden ivy]

ching chan wong dong
@livid lava

[wispy dagger]

sleep is the weenies

[pseudo sphinx]

Eat mai wong dong

[golden ivy]

is this an actually sentence

or just racism?

[pseudo sphinx]

Racism indeed lol

[livid lava]

hey I know most of the vietnamese food I wanna order

[pseudo sphinx]

But not to that level

[livid lava]

or what I wanna from my friend

I have lot of vietnamese friends

[warm sphinx]

"The forest of talking tree's" (Vietnam

[wispy dagger]

Hello sir, what can i get you?

[pseudo sphinx]

Anyone here living in New York?

[livid lava]

no prague

[warm sphinx]

Ah yes New York

[pseudo sphinx]

?

[warm sphinx]

Idk I haven't been there

[pseudo sphinx]

That's good

Don't

[warm sphinx]

Why

[pseudo sphinx]

Better places to go to or live in

I'm just here for tha mOnEyZ

Still young and stupid enough to visit the world

[warm sphinx]

Why do people think that new Yorkers are wierdos and toxic piece of shits

[pseudo sphinx]

Because they are

Not that they want to

It forces you to be

[warm sphinx]

I aggre chris, my friend says that too

[pseudo sphinx]

Too* lol

It's very crowded, and it's not healthy

People struggle

[warm sphinx]

Full of garabge

[pseudo sphinx]

Just to earn their living

Expensive rents, food

[supple kraken]

what does that remind me of

everywhere else 😔

[pseudo sphinx]

1800 I pay for a one bedroom aptm

And not in manhattan

Without utilities which add an extra 200

[warm sphinx]

I pay 2200$ for a 2 day rent for a shit hotel

[worldly lichen]

Ugh

[pseudo sphinx]

Lel

Where?

[warm sphinx]

I think otar

[supple kraken]

i pay $50000 per second in my cardboard box

[golden ivy]

2200$

i think not

[pseudo sphinx]

Maybe he can only sleep on marble beds with gold plated

Doctor's recommendation ofc

Free roomservice and girls at his disposal

[supple kraken]

waterbed but the water is melted gold

[pseudo sphinx]

Then yes 2200 seems legit

[worldly lichen]

"shit hotel"

[wispy dagger]

jonny you know that wouldnt work

[warm sphinx]

Wtf marble beds with gold plated i need what your smoking chris

[pseudo sphinx]

A hotel made out of shit is actually a big challenge

[supple kraken]

it can work in his fantasy world

[pseudo sphinx]

I'm an architect, can confirm

[worldly lichen]

And that have no utility

[warm sphinx]

It had utility duh

[pseudo sphinx]

The structure must be made out of pure fine shit, coming only from extinct bats living south of indonesia

[warm sphinx]

I feel like english is a big meme

[worldly lichen]

And them make people pay 2200 for 2 night for living in shit

[pseudo sphinx]

English is shit..english is the shit..

Lacks propper grammar and is very ambigous

[supple kraken]

xinix which 5* hotel you at?

[worldly lichen]

Every language have weird thing

[pseudo sphinx]

Yea mean 7*

Probably underwater hotel

[warm sphinx]

Idr @supple kraken

[supple kraken]

atlantis hotel lol

[worldly lichen]

He actually have the whole hotel

[warm sphinx]

Yes

@supple kraken hey can I live in your cardboard box it seems legit

[supple kraken]

only if you split the cost

$25000

[warm sphinx]

Will do

[supple kraken]

sounds good 👌 no scam

[supple kraken]

mad

[pseudo sphinx]

I know what I am smoking, but dunno what this guy popping to have so much money

[warm sphinx]

Oh sorry @supple kraken i forgot I had to give 25000$ every sec

[supple kraken]

yeah for the 240 seconds u missed u owe me an extra 200% interest though, so its actually about 12000000 u owe me now

[warm sphinx]

Split or no deal

[supple kraken]

fineeee

[warm sphinx]

It's for our own saftey

[pseudo sphinx]

Protection tax

It was nice chatting, imma hesd back to my tv show

The Outsider, 2020

U should give it a try

This is not sponsored by HBO

[warm sphinx]

Isn't that a yt channel

[supple kraken]

yeah im going to bed as well

[warm sphinx]

4am folks

[pseudo sphinx]

8pm, just came to check the cards drawing

Good luck guys

[warm sphinx]

You must live on the other side

[wispy dagger]

https://namemc.com/skin/31e973de0a70545e

[quick ginkgo]

I'm moshi

[light raven]

Yo guys I just joined this game is pretty dope not going to lie

Working on the 5th ice cream now

[vital heart]

that peppa is scary accurate\

[quick ginkgo]

Yourdad, how did you get through first ice cream lol

I can't get through it

I'm only lunar place

[worldly lichen]

Potions / rb perk / pets ?

[toxic ruin]

are your crafts at 1bil?

[light raven]

Potions 100% they increase damage by a ton

Specially the ones you unlock when you turn in ice cream they are really nice

[quick ginkgo]

K potions

And queef nut hell naw

I only get trillions a day

Like, 1Q

[tawdry seal]

I finally got red brewing speed today

[quick ginkgo]

Cool

[vital heart]

get the galaxial slasher gains damage for broken daggers thing

and craft em

[quick ginkgo]

So slasher then dagger?

[void spade]

galaxial slasher 😩

[vital heart]

both

tbh

[tawdry seal]

Where is lava with the free gem contest announcement I gotta go to work in 30 minutes 😦

[quick ginkgo]

I am doing bot

Bot?

Both*

I'm idling on Copper

[golden ivy]

Baoeth

[quick ginkgo]

And the good this is, my mom confiscated my phone for a good 7 days

So ima get a lot of copper

That's actually bad

But

Yeah

[hushed gull]

Tfw showed up early to an event so I'm just sitting in my car waiting

[worldly lichen]

Just chilling in bed

[void spade]

what event

[hushed gull]

Birfday dinner for my friend

It's a fancy place, and I don't have to pay

[void spade]

Pog

[hushed gull]

So i actually am going to a thing i got invited to

[void spade]

more like happy bday to u

[hushed gull]

I hope the cocktails are good 👀

[solid tiger]

I've yet to come across a free cocktail I didn't enjoy

[tame sparrow]

I have
Shrimp cocktail

[true wadi]

[hushed gull]

They have a smoked orange cocktail on the menu that looks great

Discord choose my cocktail

[tame sparrow]

Bourbon & Berries

[quick ginkgo]

Ok

Bourbon?

[hushed gull]

Done

[solid tiger]

Manifest destiny sounds real good, but I'm way too partial to vodka drinks

[tame sparrow]

Put a check on your comment so people can vote

[solid tiger]

Yasss, come to the dark side

[light raven]

I’m low key addicted to this game

[raw folio]

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

[hushed gull]

Literally everyone else is late by ten minutes

If nobody else is here in another ten I'm just gonna go home and do drugs

[quick ginkgo]

Then do drugs

Jk

Don't

LOL

I FOUND A RIPOFF TO IDLE SKILLING

[glossy stone]

Wait. Who won the giveaway

[quick ginkgo]

No one knows

[hushed gull]

Go home it is

[tame sparrow]

druuuuugs

[hollow forge]

dont do drugs, they do you

[tame sparrow]

I used marijuana every day for over 2 solid years and it did nothing but improve my life by an order of magnitude

[hollow forge]

why use marijuana when u can use heroin?

hardcore

[toxic ruin]

I love drowning in throw-up while I'm sleeping

I honestly don't see why any person would find that apealing

[hollow forge]

right? addiction can do miracles

[tawdry plover]

Have you guys ever noticed

That the positioning of the 4th tier of hatchery eggshell

is one pixel higher

than all the other eggshells

on the upgrade screen

[tame sparrow]

Okay, we need a 4th for a first time run of Hero Quest on Friday night. Must speak English well (a quality microphone is absolutely necessary), not be a child, and be roughly familiar with the controls of (and own) TableTop Simulator on Steam

[void spade]

Lost me at needing to own something

[tame sparrow]

bro, tabletop simulator is easily thousands of games for the price of one

[foggy thorn]

lost me at "Okay"

[tame sparrow]

Eat shit kuaka

[hushed gull]

Thousands of games that need friends

Hard pass

[tame sparrow]

No there's plenty of single player board games

[covert wraith]

Hey

You guys wanna see a joke

[foggy thorn]

hello

sure

[hushed gull]

Are they 3d

[wispy dagger]

HELLO

[hushed gull]

With dragons

[covert wraith]

Imagine that

[tame sparrow]

yeah they're 3d

[covert wraith]

37q

[hushed gull]

And can i move in 3d

With no turn system

[covert wraith]

I think I'll stop right there

[void spade]

I would play with the Mouse Trap board all the time :)

[hushed gull]

And it's just skyrim

[void spade]

@covert wraith yea it's bugged

[covert wraith]

Bugged?

[covert wraith]

It's not supposed to be that long?

[void spade]

Correct

[covert wraith]

I figured he ment to do that lol

[void spade]

The formula gets fucked

[wispy dagger]

my phone was dead and i didnt realize it

yay

[foggy thorn]

huh

[tiny saffron]

56 , haxx

[worldly lichen]

Save edit ? For the 56

[fleet ivy]

@foggy thorn I've always assumed it was on purpose. And he's going to eventually add more sets of 6 star cards. Once you spend the tunnel set off 5 star cards it'll lower the time required for that and you'll eventually unlock the card again. Idk if that's actually planned but it made sense in my head lol

[tawdry seal]

Where is lava

[light raven]

Just got blue money, ballin $$$

[foggy thorn]

huh

[fleet ivy]

Well currently there's no way to get the two construction cards again

If we sacrifice them

By holding that one back using time, it gives us another way to get them

Once we sacrifice the 5 star set, the time will also lower to a reasonable amount. Thus allowing us to level it and unlock the cards a second time

I have nothing at all to back this up. But it makes sense to me

[foggy thorn]

I mean we can already get all the cards to 6*

just need to send some gems

[fleet ivy]

Not without tons of gems

And lava is supposedly against pay to win

Supposedly

"Some" is a bit of an under statement lol

[frank moth]

"just need to send some gems"
All the cards in the game: am i a joke to you?

also when is lava going to announce the winners?

[tawdry seal]

Good question

It’s been more than 20hours

[high dust]

can't wait, those cards look super cool

[wispy dagger]

turtles have feathers

[tawdry seal]

Still no announcement hmmm

[foggy thorn]

there's no winners

[wispy dagger]

kuaka is the winner

[tawdry seal]

Lava is the only winner

[foggy thorn]

correct, jodoc

[wispy dagger]

so whats happenin?

[tawdry seal]

At work

[solemn estuary]

Jelly anyone

[wispy dagger]

i'll take one to go, please

[solemn estuary]

I'm just here to flex

[wispy dagger]

silvia is here to flex too

[solemn estuary]

I see I have been beaten

[foggy thorn]

lol bad flex

[wispy dagger]

kuaka is gonna flex

watch out

[solemn estuary]

Kuaka

[foggy thorn]

gooder flex

[tawdry seal]

Cheater

[foggy thorn]

no

I'm just good

[tawdry seal]

Alpha cheater

[solemn estuary]

Kuaka is best

[foggy thorn]

😎

[wispy dagger]

kuaka do you have any of the pets on the third or fourth codex pages?

[earnest stratus]

I'm in a shortage of grey cards, what can I do?

[wispy dagger]

get blue pet tanks

[foggy thorn]

yes

I have all

I'm good

[high dust]

inb4 lava announces that he is the only winner and keeps all of the cards to himself

[foggy thorn]

I'm the winner

[outer spear]

just like mcdonals monopol

[foggy thorn]

Monopol

[outer spear]

mcdonal

[high dust]

mcopol

[solemn estuary]

Good night friends

[wispy dagger]

Goodmorning Benjee 👋

[tawdry seal]

Yeah it’s 5 am here

Good morning

[high dust]

it's almost 6:30 in here

[foggy thorn]

it's 11pm

[solemn estuary]

4 30 don't judge

[tawdry seal]

Bored

[foggy thorn]

good

[tawdry seal]

No good

[high dust]

nice

[foggy thorn]

very good

[high dust]

amazing

[tawdry seal]

Bawls

[wispy dagger]

when you're in a call with a friend but they fall asleep so you set your computer volume to go into the call instead of your mic

and play awkward music loudly

[high dust]

like, what else you are supposed to do

[wispy dagger]

put earape on?

[foggy thorn]

fuck

[high dust]

absolutely, Jodoc

[wispy dagger]

anyone know anything to watch ? (generally anime)

[high dust]

kuroshitsuji

if i remember it correctly

[pseudo sphinx]

You can watch yourself in the mirror

Meditate upon the inner self

Achieve enlightenment

Then you can use your third eye to stream any movie or anime u want

[echo spade]

You can’t move your upper teeth

[wispy dagger]

you can remove them but they wont go back in

gl

[high dust]

gg

[echo spade]

Mission: remove teeth

[wispy dagger]

thats a horror movie

about tooth faries

under some house

but the door was sealed

then some retard that moved in unlocked it

then i think theres scenes on someone with big clamps, pulling teeth out

and lots of screaming

and then a bowl of teeth is presented to the hole where the faries reside

[echo spade]

A bird pooped on me

That sucks

[worldly lichen]

Oof

[wispy dagger]

that means you're lucky today

[echo spade]

Well

[high dust]

poop on bird as revenge

[echo spade]

The bird lives with me

[high dust]

that or you are bird

[echo spade]

Yeah like a I’m bird that poops on myself

[high dust]

who said you could be smort bird?

[echo spade]

Here’s a picture of what his species look like

[foggy thorn]

I disagree @echo spade

420 is the funny number

[echo spade]

No

Thanks

[foggy thorn]

you're*

[echo spade]

Ok

Ha

[wispy dagger]

did you know dodo birds never went extinct, they just evolved into chickens

[echo spade]

Why dodo birds be kinda dumb

[high dust]

you are the sole survivor of dodos

[echo spade]

Nah the only reason why dodo birds went extinct is because they just stood there when someone attacked

Or that’s what I heard

[wispy dagger]

this isnt ARK

[pseudo sphinx]

Guys the winners have been selected!!!!

You all are the winners!

[echo spade]

Cool

[high dust]

neat-o

[foggy thorn]

no

I disagree

[echo spade]

Is my reward being alive?

[pseudo sphinx]

Now send me your credit card numbers, expiration date and ccv code to send you gems!!!

[echo spade]

If so

Cool

[vernal flame]

177013

:)

[echo spade]

Upside down M

[wispy dagger]

no

[echo spade]

Yes

[wispy dagger]

WUMBO

[pseudo sphinx]

Actually it's 90 degree E

[vernal flame]

MUWBO

[wispy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/wumbo-spongebob-gif-10902129

[high dust]

patrick grabbing that WM like champ

[wispy dagger]

just how spongebob likes it

[echo spade]

Coming right up

[pseudo sphinx]

It's M for Mandingo

[echo spade]

In like 1 minute

[wispy dagger]

Mermaid Man

[high dust]

weremaid man

[wispy dagger]

chris learn your facts you weenier

[pseudo sphinx]

kay

[echo spade]

Big m

Woah

[pseudo sphinx]

Omg @echo spade how can you be so funny

I am dying here

[echo spade]

Did not expect that

[pseudo sphinx]

Pls more

Humor taken to next level

[wispy dagger]

Wumbob

[pseudo sphinx]

Millenial humor

[pseudo sphinx]

Next time just zoom on one pixel and increase the image size to 1920x1080

[high dust]

mumbo

[pseudo sphinx]

That'll show'em

[pseudo sphinx]

Hilarious

Here's my e-mail.so u can spam it too

[echo spade]

I’m doing this all on phone

[wispy dagger]

not really that funny

[pseudo sphinx]

Amazing

Teach us master

[echo spade]

Um

Not that hard

[wispy dagger]

bies

[high dust]

im ghost

[foggy thorn]

can we like

not

[high dust]

sry

[pseudo sphinx]

Shut up, kuaja

[wispy dagger]

kuaja?

[pseudo sphinx]

Don't disturb them

[foggy thorn]

bro idk who you are

but I can mute you

for being rude

[pseudo sphinx]

No

[foggy thorn]

yes

[high dust]

maybe?

[pseudo sphinx]

Mute me for spamming

[pseudo sphinx]

There ya go

Mute me

[foggy thorn]

@echo spade stop

[echo spade]

Ok

[pseudo sphinx]

Abusing power are we

[wispy dagger]

kuaka isnt

[pseudo sphinx]

U son't know sarcasm anymore

[foggy thorn]

yep

abusing all the powers I have

you might not know

but im muting everyone

[echo spade]

Now I just have letters for pictures

[pseudo sphinx]

Sure u do

[echo spade]

Yikes

[pseudo sphinx]

Just like the spammers

[wispy dagger]

stop tho

[foggy thorn]

^

next one is mute

[wispy dagger]

for real you look like a pleb

the letter spammers

[echo spade]

[high dust]

lets all calmdown

[foggy thorn]

first one was funny and all

now it's just boring and spammy

[pseudo sphinx]

Non was funny

[wispy dagger]

FunnyLucky isnt here

[void spade]

Got em

[foggy thorn]

yes he left forever

[wispy dagger]

dont switch the first letters in both words of his name though

[pseudo sphinx]

Laughing at letters has something to do with chromosomial disorders

I'm curious now, what ages are you guys

[high dust]

close to 21

[pseudo sphinx]

Anyone above 30?

[snow scaffold]

17

[golden ivy]

imagine

boomers

[pseudo sphinx]

Asl pls

[foggy thorn]

I think there's two people here above 30

[golden ivy]

tyr and vad?

snow

[pseudo sphinx]

One is me lol

[foggy thorn]

wait 4

tyr, vad, dudes, and you supposedly

[golden ivy]

and snow

[pseudo sphinx]

I'm almost 30

But I am a millenial

[foggy thorn]

idk how old is snow

[golden ivy]

33

or 35

[foggy thorn]

o

[pseudo sphinx]

When I was browsing 4chan, you guys were doing me gusta memes on 9gag

[foggy thorn]

me gusta?

[high dust]

ah, rage comics

[foggy thorn]

what do you like

[golden ivy]

anyone here used one of those idle steam trading card things

that like tricks steam into giving u cards

[pseudo sphinx]

Don't tell me you buy games too

On steam

[golden ivy]

no lmao

no no no

[pseudo sphinx]

Phew

[high dust]

it's 2020, who the fuq buys games

[pseudo sphinx]

There is hope

[golden ivy]

exactly

see

people on this server always buying games

i hate it

[pseudo sphinx]

I buy alot of gems, but i never buy games lol

[golden ivy]

same

[pseudo sphinx]

It can be 1 dollar, fuk you

But ingame gem pack for 20 bucks..fuck yea

[golden ivy]

so uh

you dont buy games

how do you get them

[pseudo sphinx]

insert Stonks meme here

[high dust]

i got answer

yaaargh

[pseudo sphinx]

I cannot tell you

[golden ivy]

whys that?

[pseudo sphinx]

Its something that we do not speak of

[golden ivy]

i just want to know if you ddl or torrent

[pseudo sphinx]

Torrent ofc

[golden ivy]

samezies

we are going to be best friends

[pseudo sphinx]

FBI wants to know your location

Am I doing this right?

[golden ivy]

no

sto

p

[pseudo sphinx]

Am I memeing good enough?

Oh sorry

[golden ivy]

no

sto

o

p

[pseudo sphinx]

Let me spam a zoomed letter

[foggy thorn]

yes pls

[pseudo sphinx]

Haha

[foggy thorn]

i wanna mute someone

[golden ivy]

I appreciate the funni maymay

[pseudo sphinx]

Taken from #519106547692077067

[golden ivy]

i made a meme once

it was bad

nobody noticed

[high dust]

F

[golden ivy]

peak maymay material

[pseudo sphinx]

I made a meme long time ago too..

[high dust]

no

[pseudo sphinx]

Look how funny it is

Omg

[high dust]

moth "memes" = not funni

[pseudo sphinx]

Now u have my reddit account

Feel free to spam me with upvotes

[high dust]

*downs

[pseudo sphinx]

Oh wait, I need to use inverse psychology on gen Z kids

Downvote me

[high dust]

yes

[golden ivy]

i wish i had a lamp

[pseudo sphinx]

Lämp*

[high dust]

*Lömb

[pseudo sphinx]

Lump

Still waiting for the card winners

[high dust]

same

[pseudo sphinx]

I am in a good mood so I can't sleep

Need something depressing like not winning to sleep well

[vernal flame]

Play Duel Links @pseudo sphinx

You'll get lots of sleep

[pseudo sphinx]

Jesus

Not even in a parallel universe

Played heartstone for a few days

[golden ivy]

play my heart

[pseudo sphinx]

Yuyks

I saw that!!!

[high dust]

play yourself

[vernal flame]

Yikes

[pseudo sphinx]

Don't hide from me, son!!!

[high dust]

*beltening intesifies

[pseudo sphinx]

@golden ivy you get back here right away

[vernal flame]

Kinky

[golden ivy]

oh

ok

im winning

[pseudo sphinx]

You never called me dad before

[high dust]

shieet, gotta go for uni

[pseudo sphinx]

I know I am your stepfather and its hard for you

But i'm getting emotional and whatnot

[high dust]

step-dad? *PH intro starts playing

[pseudo sphinx]

Brayden called me 'dad' but he deleted it right away

Thinking I wouldn't notice

[golden ivy]

i dont remember this

im just playing cs

[high dust]

daddy always notices

[pseudo sphinx]

Corse you are

Did you do the dishes?

You play games all day!!

[golden ivy]

yes

i did dishes

[pseudo sphinx]

You do nothing in this house

[golden ivy]

ok boomer