#off-topic-chat

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fleet ivy
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I don't see anything new

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I'm dudes, clearly

vital heart
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im a dude too and vad used a plural

golden ivy
vital heart
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god i want some water

bold quest
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@tame sparrow what stuff can I do to extend battery life

tame sparrow
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On your phone?

frank moth
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the fucking guy that went shit on me after i corrected his grammar mistake did a mistake AGAIN

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he never fucking learns

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he never will

tame sparrow
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The main 3 things you can do on your phone to extend battery life are:

  1. Reduce screen brightness, and resolution if your phone supports that
  2. Disable unneeded background applications
  3. Disable the radios in your phone (3G, 4G, WiFi, Bluetooth) by switching to airplane mode.
frank moth
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fucking "imporsinate"

livid lava
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or buy new battery

tame sparrow
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Buying a new battery does not extend the life of your current battery

bold quest
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Sorry slow internet

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On my laptop

frank moth
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my router rejects my pc

tame sparrow
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@frank moth its the internet man, correcting people's spelling doesn't make them spell better, it makes them think you're a douchy pedant.

frank moth
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thats even worse

tame sparrow
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How does your router "reject" your PC?

frank moth
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it connects

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then it disconnects

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lol

tame sparrow
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Do you get any error messages?

frank moth
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no it just happens

bold quest
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It connects but doesn't really connect

vernal flame
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oof

bold quest
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Connected but no internet connection?

tame sparrow
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Assuming you're talking about wifi, how far are you from the router/access point?

frank moth
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uhh

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15 humans steps

bold quest
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Just get an ethernet cable

frank moth
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thats an option i cant do

tame sparrow
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It should definitely be working if you are that close to it though

bold quest
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You can get long ones

tame sparrow
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Are any other devices having trouble connecting?

frank moth
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my router is positioned in a way that i cant plug in an ethernet cable to it

bold quest
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Then attach them to the ceiling or something

frank moth
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dads laptop too

tame sparrow
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Have you already tried resetting the router?

frank moth
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anything mobile works

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yes so many times

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internally and externally

bold quest
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Laptops are technically mobile

frank moth
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phones works

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work

tame sparrow
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Have you checked to make sure the router's antennas are screwed all the way on?

frank moth
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uhbrb

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snows a bitch

tame sparrow
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Mobile phones often have better noise rejection characteristics than laptop wifi radios

bold quest
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Snow as in the weather or @fading nymph ?

frank moth
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both

tame sparrow
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lmfao

vernal flame
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LOL

frank moth
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my antenna should be fine, but im not there so ill find out later

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but i think thats not the fucking problem...

tame sparrow
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Does your computer ever have trouble connecting to other access points than that one?

bold quest
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Looks like I'm gonna have to do 3-5 more downloading sessions

frank moth
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it connects to my hotspot just fine and stays connected

tame sparrow
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Have you tried switching between the 2.4GHz and 5GHz bands?

frank moth
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ok what the fuck

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no

bold quest
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Clean the thing?

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Maybe?

frank moth
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ill consider ^

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its been there the whole time, so dust might be a bitch to it

tame sparrow
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One of the bands might be noisy, which can be caused by leaky microwave ovens, or more commonly, a shitty landline wireless phone handset

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Some nearby industrial equipment might be causing it, too

frank moth
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example

tame sparrow
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Bigass electric motors, a welding shop, stuff like that

bold quest
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Would home appliances affect it?

frank moth
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do you expect me to have such shit though

bold quest
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Yes

frank moth
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the router is isolated by wooden walls so

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some tiny room for the router and thats it

bold quest
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You just mentioned your daddy's laptop so that means you're not living alone

frank moth
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that begs the question if my dad has this shit

bold quest
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Wouldn't having no walls between the router and device help?

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Vad?

frank moth
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vad disconnected

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made by pegboard nerds

bold quest
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F

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I only downloaded 15% before my laptops battery went down to 17%

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Being in a dorm sucks sometimes

tame sparrow
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I was getting my wife some water

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I don't expect you to have industrial sized motors or a welder running 24 hours a day, no, lmao, but some people live near factories or pump stations

frank moth
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nope

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my router is very fucking old tho

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10 years ago

tame sparrow
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If the cell phones are connecting fine but the laptops are not, could be that they're on different bands. Thats all I've got for now without knowing more about the situation

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Might be time to get a new router tbh

bold quest
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Isn't it about time you get a better one?

tame sparrow
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If its ten years old it is time for a new one anyway, and it might fix whatever the weird issue is

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PLUS a new router will definitely have 5GHz available on it, which is always nice

frank moth
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difference being?

tame sparrow
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5GHZ band is generally less congested because it is shorter range. Still very good inside of a house, but you won't be getting interference from your neighbor's devices either

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It has other benefits but I don't need to go in to them here, just know that more bands = more better

bold quest
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Vad pls tell me kcd is worth playing

tame sparrow
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Kingdom Come Deliverance?

bold quest
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Yep

tame sparrow
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I haven't played it

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But it has "Very Positive" rating on Steam

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And I have not heard anything negative about it

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And its currently on sale 50% off

bold quest
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Here goes 5 trips down to the lobby

tame sparrow
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lmfao

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be safe

lavish umbra
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It’s pretty choppy

bold quest
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It's actually pretty safe here, the security is nice

lavish umbra
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Don’t expect elder scrolls

bold quest
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@tame sparrow it's free on epic

frank moth
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yeah

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expect eldar scrolls

mint crest
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Hey guys,where is the ascension tier liste ?

frank moth
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i just spread my ap

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not optimal but not so sucky

bold quest
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Fairly sure there was a pic someone sent here for that

mint crest
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Yes

frank moth
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its on the pins

mint crest
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With like s or a

frank moth
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go look

mint crest
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What Channel ?

frank moth
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i hope you dont see the ass

mint crest
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This one ?

frank moth
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mm no

vernal flame
tame sparrow
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I don't support the Epic Game Store, but thank you for letting me know

bold quest
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The pic with the whole tier list isn't there anymore

frank moth
vernal flame
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BRUH

bold quest
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28?

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Wait no lol

frank moth
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lol

tame sparrow
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67

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no

bold quest
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I was assuming it's 5 per shape inside the thingy

tame sparrow
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Its missing the square

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unsolvable

bold quest
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47?

vernal flame
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11x

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Ez

frank moth
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so what does x stand for..?

bold quest
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Your dad

vernal flame
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The unknown value

frank moth
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i have 11 dads damn

vernal flame
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Aka your dad

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At least he got em cigars

frank moth
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well if its my dad

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youre wrong

bold quest
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@frank moth Did you know that your mom can be someone elses dad?

vernal flame
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Owo

frank moth
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whatever

tame sparrow
frank moth
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its all a fiction so

bold quest
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The image doesn't load for me

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Therefore you don't have a dad

vernal flame
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:)

frank moth
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the dad has so many lines on its forehead it approaches infinity

bold quest
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It's daddy season here

vernal flame
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Kinky

bold quest
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Daddy centipede

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Connected by what allows them to be identified as a male

tame sparrow
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Heiz

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Quit being so fuckin weird

bold quest
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Yes?

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No

vernal flame
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I'll connect into you @bold quest

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:)

bold quest
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@tame sparrow Join us

tame sparrow
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Nope

vernal flame
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We can play together....uwu

tame sparrow
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You can't handle all this

bold quest
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You can be in the middle

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UwU

tame sparrow
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DOI, not appropriate for chat

vernal flame
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K

bold quest
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Imagine being inappropriate

vernal flame
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My message didn't come out right

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Lul

weary sluice
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Do you think those cards Lava made will be for sale? Because even if I don't get drawn I would love to get my hands on those

tame sparrow
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Send him a PM and ask

bold quest
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Send a pm to who?

tame sparrow
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"Dear Lava, pls let me give you moneys in exchange for cards"
"Also here's a picture of my feet to incentivize you"

bold quest
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Toe pics

tame sparrow
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"If you do not comply more feet pics will be sent"

vernal flame
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LOL

bold quest
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Skinny af

vernal flame
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Sadly the Djinn thing gives only +10 kills

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Lul

bold quest
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Get the +% more kills

vernal flame
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Yeah

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I'm using the green disciple guy

bold quest
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Death secret + enigmatic boosters

vernal flame
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and upgrading the enigmatic

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Yep

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That's what I do...lol

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But for every 250qq, I have to press like 500 times

bold quest
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Craft all

vernal flame
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For optimal results...lul

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Craft all upgrades less

bold quest
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Who cares about optimal when you get so much from mining

vernal flame
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So I do that instead

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Well,...

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Mining...yes

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||I'm not that far to get that much ores...LOL||

bold quest
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Crystals

vernal flame
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I have to earn a bit more gems for some crystals

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and crystal slots

bold quest
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If you can get lucky with the pachinko

vernal flame
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Ye

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I do that daily

bold quest
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Divine reward 1 of each crystal

vernal flame
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Damn

lament hawk
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!dairy

raw folioBOT
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Infinite perk locks and cosmic potions are locked behind completing ice cream in dairy aisle.

Each ice cream reduces your damage by ^2/(2+x), with x being which number ice cream you're on. The best way to increase your damage on an ice cream run is to craft facestompers, rubium dusters, djinnic trinkets, broken daggers, and galaxial slashers. If you forget any of these 5 items, you are severely hindering your potential damage.

To see if you have enough damage to attempt an icecream, check Alien's Icecream Calculator here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VAoRSvXsZAEkl5KMo3ernSmc1WdX9iH8getHcKJNfGY/edit#gid=1308305454
To use it, make a copy and fill in the three green cells with your own info.

Or visit the JSCalc version here:
https://jscalc.io/calc/nq3NQq1THUFIhgar

bold quest
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@lament hawk #bot-commands

lament hawk
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ohhhh I apologize

vernal flame
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At least I get to the next monster in an hour

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And I can apparently get new monster cards in like a few sec if I'm lucky

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Perhaps a minute or two if not

bold quest
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Card drop chance

tame sparrow
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If it takes an hour to get to the next monster and you're not even to purgatory yet, its time to ascend

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Or rebirth

vernal flame
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Well in Oblivion

tame sparrow
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Oh I thought you were early game, sorry

bold quest
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Uninstall Rebirth probably

vernal flame
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LOL

bold quest
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Caramel puffs are draining my allowance

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Probably

bold quest
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Imagine having the enthusiasm to continue playing

vernal flame
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Lul

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Basically completed base Rebirth perks within 2 Rebirths

vital heart
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ok

bold quest
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I remember flexing in front of the mirror

tame sparrow
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Flexerific, I'm certain of it

fleet ivy
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You should be able to review early access games on the play store

tame sparrow
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Early access games should also be banned from running ads in most ways

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Early access is for getting your game tested by actual players, not making cash and then abandoning, which is what happens to 99% of them

fleet ivy
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I just want to know if it's good or not lol

vernal flame
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"wan't"

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LOL

fleet ivy
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Lol edit gone bad

tame sparrow
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GOOD MORNING STATIC

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@void spade notice me senpai

void spade
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Good morning Vad

tame sparrow
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no its too late now, the moment passed

void spade
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sry, I was figuring out why my safespace ( #_ ) was flooded with meme kids

tame sparrow
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I took care of it lol

vernal flame
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Lul

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Guess I need baked kale

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“baked”

tame sparrow
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That's... the joke, yeah

vernal flame
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Yes

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I was too high to notice the joke

void spade
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I'm sure

vernal flame
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Damn, I need more smithing traces to get more kills passed on with the shrine thing but I need to rebirth...lul

bold olive
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goodafternoon everyone!

tame sparrow
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Rebirth then

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hello zmoonya

vernal flame
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But I'm getting to the next monster every hour...lul

tame sparrow
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rebirth anyway

vernal flame
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How far is incarnate anyways?

tame sparrow
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18 miles, roughly

vernal flame
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Hmm

bold olive
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atleast 18 miles

frank moth
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"how far is incarnate"

69 McDonald buildings

tawdry seal
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Hmmmm

vernal flame
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Umu

frank moth
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umu?

worldly lichen
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🇭 🇲 🇲

tawdry seal
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Patiently waiting to be tagged in free gem contest

worldly lichen
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Yeah xD

frank moth
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itll happen at 4 am for me so

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yeah

worldly lichen
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The cards seem amazing

frank moth
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problem is if i win how do i get shipped

tawdry seal
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Yeah they pretty cool

frank moth
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not like theres a good chance of winning but

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assume

vernal flame
worldly lichen
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2/250 and 6/2500

tawdry seal
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Idk, I’m stationed overseas so I wonder if I can get it

vernal flame
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||make more accounts for a higher chance to win||

tawdry seal
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That’s illegal

worldly lichen
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xD

tawdry seal
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Punishable by death

worldly lichen
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0.004 and 0.0024 chance of win oof

frank moth
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equivalent of my cultist getting a blue soul

worldly lichen
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If only it was like that

tawdry seal
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Or hitting the royal flush

frank moth
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chances are even lower then no?

vernal flame
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or getting isekaied by truck-kun

worldly lichen
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Way lower I think

frank moth
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youve been hit by

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youve been struck by

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TRUCK KUN

tawdry seal
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A smooth genital

vernal flame
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Uwu

tawdry seal
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Oh

vernal flame
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Oh wait

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But that sounds good

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Owo

tame sparrow
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If anyone has ever told you a "wrong hole" story, just remember, either they're lying, or they have a fairly small penis.

vernal flame
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Lol

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Or they are gay and not telling you that

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:)

frail warren
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lmao

tame sparrow
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When you're gay, there's no wrong hole.

cedar shard
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Finally blue cash

frail warren
tame sparrow
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Fuck yeah, good job

cedar shard
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So far this is the only idle game that kept me in, so many things and sastifying visuals

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Unlike others that numbers visuals doesnt change no matter how insane your number is >_>

fleet ivy
frank moth
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penis

fleet ivy
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How dare you say such words in this very pg server

neon edge
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getting 7m white souls is gona be kinda harsh

frank moth
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nut exists so this server isnt pg

fleet ivy
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Nah bruh, white souls are easy peasy

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Nut is perma muted

neon edge
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ok buddy

frank moth
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you just need money

fleet ivy
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So wrong

neon edge
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my money big smol

worldly lichen
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Money is expensive

fleet ivy
neon edge
cedar shard
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because 6* strong strong

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from what i saw

fleet ivy
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Some are

neon edge
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i dont have enough cards

fleet ivy
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Some of them, the difference between 5 and 6 stars is trash lol

cedar shard
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Thats... concerning

fleet ivy
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Well check the sheet first then

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!cards

neon edge
cedar shard
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I checked it before but I dont remember seeing 6* ones there, thanks.

fleet ivy
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!guides

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One of them is updated

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!chy

raw folioBOT
fleet ivy
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Idk which one

golden ivy
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does it matter? 🤔

fleet ivy
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Like I said, some card changes from 5 to 6 star are garbage. He didn't want to waste his cards lol

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I told him to check before upgrading

golden ivy
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wdym?

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the change is always the same

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unless the scaling of the card is garbo like 2% per rank no matter what

fleet ivy
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Some are triple. Some barely increase

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Upgrade all the damage and money cards, you'll see what I mean

worldly lichen
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It depend on the stat a lot too

fleet ivy
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Some of the damage cards went from like 5k to 5.5k% for me

cedar shard
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Well this is when the Card Bonus potion does its spotlight right?

fleet ivy
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While the boss ones of the same type tripled

worldly lichen
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Yeah that potion is really strong Magnowser

cedar shard
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pretty expensive though, 1% per level

safe ruin
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Hey Dudes

fleet ivy
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Sup

safe ruin
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Hope you have a great day

fleet ivy
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Uhh

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You too

safe ruin
tawdry seal
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I got bit by a stray dog on the way to work and had to get rabies shots

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Fun stuff

fleet ivy
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Did the dog catch anything?

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I'm concerned

tawdry seal
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Just aides

fleet ivy
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At least it got someone to help

tame sparrow
worldly lichen
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Big meow

chilly prawn
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Captains log: day 44. The fabled island of fourpointone has yet to appear in the horizon. The crew is threatening mutiny as they say I have gone mad that I keep believing the next day will bring “4.1” into my life. Our ship is in disrepair we have been on this voyage for 44 days and we only prepared for a ten day journey. Yet it has gone on and on and the “4.1” is not closer today than it was 44 days ago. Should I give up this voyage and head home? Or should I continue? We are running out of food and water. We are hopeless. We are wandering aimlessly in the vast ocean of the sea of AppStore.

fleet ivy
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I believe I'm the only one here allowed to complain

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It's in my name after all

tame sparrow
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"Actual captain's log: Day 44. Napolleon is bitching about iOs again. We have decided to exile him to the island of Elba."

fleet ivy
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Aren't you the guy who keeps saying he's going to quit?

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Well step up and follow through :p

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Or shh

tame sparrow
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Here's something to actually be mad about: my blueberry bagel actually only has blueberry colored spots in it >:(

fleet ivy
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Lol

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Ouch

tame sparrow
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This is horseshit

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No wonder the 5 bagels only cost $2

fleet ivy
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Even the 30 cent bagels from Kroger have actual blueberries

tame sparrow
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These were the ones from the refrigerated section, too

fleet ivy
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Where from?

tame sparrow
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Local grocery store

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"Jerry's Thriftway"

fleet ivy
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I think they took thrift a little too seriously

next zephyr
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When is this lavaflame guy going to get off the small planet

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Im worried

fleet ivy
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Never

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That's where he creates his bugs

tame sparrow
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He was exiled there for his crimes against iOs and PC

next zephyr
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Oh god

chilly prawn
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LOLOLOL

fleet ivy
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IOS seems fine. The real travesty is what he did to pc lol

tame sparrow
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Napolleon, post pics of your Guinea Pig

golden ivy
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Heya!

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goooooood morning

fleet ivy
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He's just sitting there plotting how he can make the next patch require more auto clickers! He wants at least two running on every device

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Sup Bray

tame sparrow
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Good morning Bray

golden ivy
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GOOOOOOD MORNING

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i am enthusiasm

fleet ivy
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Vietnam

celest wadi
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I saw people talking about that before, is it a delving thing

fleet ivy
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Well that might be before you

celest wadi
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I'm super not far into that but not much else seems to take clicking

fleet ivy
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I'm specifically talking about spelunking, if you were too

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And it was "mostly" a joke :p

celest wadi
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Oh, yes

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12qq is still out of reach rn for a second dude

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It seems like a later game skill generally tbh

fleet ivy
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I don't remember what half of them required

golden ivy
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ok boomer

fleet ivy
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Are you even old enough to be a millennial?

blissful raven
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He's not

golden ivy
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nah

granite oyster
golden ivy
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nice

granite oyster
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oh god oh fuck

golden ivy
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pachi needs some holy water

granite oyster
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same tbh

tardy crescent
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this is stupid near

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or the far away one

frank moth
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whether youre going up or down on the platform actually affects your balls position

fleet ivy
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Throw it going down, almost at the bottom

frank moth
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if it goes down, youll throw a bit lower, and vice versa

fleet ivy
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Throwing it while you're going up vs going down changes the throw

frank moth
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so if its too near, then throwing while going down is a must, and if its too far, then going up

tardy crescent
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I know that

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But the hoop is so near that I can't score even when down all the way

golden ivy
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just leave and come back to hoops

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magic

frank moth
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lol

tardy crescent
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lol

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not valid for when you are in daily trials

golden ivy
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have you tried uninstalling?

tardy crescent
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xd wtf

frank moth
tardy crescent
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lol

golden ivy
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ok

tardy crescent
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ok boomer

frank moth
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ok teehee

tardy crescent
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ok boomer

frank moth
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Ness used PK Boomer!

tardy crescent
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to destroy his meme I'm saying that hexagon = 15, banana = 4, clock = 3

golden ivy
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19?

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i think its 19

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18

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sorry

tardy crescent
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67

frank moth
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no

tardy crescent
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yes

frail warren
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no

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wrong

tardy crescent
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you commit multiplication first

frank moth
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if you think about it

frail warren
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since hex + pent + square = 15

golden ivy
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oh i forgot multiplication

frank moth
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theres more than what it seems

worldly lichen
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37

frail warren
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banana = 4

golden ivy
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80

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each banana = 1

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the time is 1

frail warren
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clock is 3

blissful raven
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Yeah don't try to solve those stupid math meme equations

golden ivy
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the shape is 10

void spade
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Yall doing math shit again?

golden ivy
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the square is 5

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its 80

tardy crescent
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dafoq

void spade
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Smh

golden ivy
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eldar

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im right

frail warren
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21

frank moth
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ni

golden ivy
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its 80

frank moth
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no

golden ivy
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WHAT

frail warren
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wtf

worldly lichen
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15x4 =60 +4+3

frail warren
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are y'all retrard

worldly lichen
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67

frail warren
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why multiplication

worldly lichen
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Clock*banana

frank moth
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and its not 21. thats for 9+10 man.

golden ivy
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38

frank moth
#

yes

tardy crescent
#

multiplication has more priority -_-

golden ivy
#

i forgot bedmas

frank moth
#

bray wins

frail warren
#

oh

golden ivy
#

lmao im stupid and added before i multiplied

frail warren
#

11*11

#

121

#

see

#

what

#

i'm retard

blissful raven
#

Well that one is actually easy

frail warren
#

11*4 + 4 + 3

golden ivy
#

Each Banana = 1, the time = the time as a number, hexagon = 10, hex with square = 15

worldly lichen
#

Multiplication is first and clockbanana=54 no ?

frail warren
#

44+4+3

#

51

blissful raven
#

Here I have one for you, let me find it

frank moth
#

its not 51

golden ivy
#

if i wasnt stupid i would have cracked it faster

worldly lichen
#

Oh I'm dumb

frank moth
#

darken was this close

#

so close

tardy crescent
#

I said 67 so fucking before lel

golden ivy
#

the answer isnt 67

frank moth
#

closer than the distance between atoms

#

in a metal

tardy crescent
#

lel

worldly lichen
#

But the last one have no square so not possible lmao

tardy crescent
#

tru

#

wait

frank moth
#

4+5+6=15

#

go figure

tardy crescent
#

actually 6+5+4=15 🤔

golden ivy
#

2 + 3 + (3 x 10)

tardy crescent
#

ergh he said before

frank moth
#

thats 35

distant siren
#

5 hours

lament prairie
#

2 + 3 + (3*11) = 38

golden ivy
#

oops

frank moth
#

yes

distant siren
#

whats going on here

frank moth
#

harry, yer a mathematician

tardy crescent
#

lol

lament prairie
#

it feels more like a trick question than mathematics

tardy crescent
#

this is just random trash not real math

frank moth
#

ok uh

#

smart

bright walrus
#

38?

frank moth
#

overlooking

golden ivy
#

ok so i won

#

yes?

#

yes.

worldly lichen
#

Square = 15
Banana = 4
Clock = 3
3+4+(4*15)= 67

frank moth
#

has the guy found the hardest fucking thing in the entire world or what

tardy crescent
#

hahaha I did because my own patented math axiom says 67

#

also Rahl why you just repeating my answer hahaha

lament prairie
#

every symbol of the last line is altered @worldly lichen

worldly lichen
#

That's nothing

golden ivy
#

not hard

distant siren
#

nothing?

golden ivy
#

the clock is the time. banana is the same, and the last is easy anyeay

tardy crescent
#

this is just some pseudo-mathematical trash

golden ivy
#

ok i need to go

frank moth
#

i mean i gotta admit

#

that was fucking easy

golden ivy
#

i won btw

frank moth
#

k

golden ivy
#

you always say its hard until one of us gets it

#

and then its easy

#

ok bibe

frank moth
#

sorry for me it was

golden ivy
#

no

tame sparrow
#

There's no correct answer because the context is broken due to the alterations. You don't know if each shape ending with the square is worth 5 or if maybe its a logarithmic progression. Sometimes the correct answer is "We need more data", and that's okay

tardy crescent
#

yea

golden ivy
#

well yeah

tardy crescent
#

or an exponential progression, even

worldly lichen
#

Or I eat the banana

golden ivy
#

if we take into account that a dumb lil puzzle has an answer then we know what it is

frank moth
#

eat the clock then

tame sparrow
#

It was just an example lol, the outside shapes could have literally any value and work via any operation

frank moth
#

consume the clock chalice

worldly lichen
#

I break the clock eat the banana and make a circle with the last one

lament prairie
#

it's the same when quizzes ask to finish a sequence of numbers

tardy crescent
#

I guess this is just some pseudo-mathematical trash

blissful raven
#

Have fun

tardy crescent
#

basically do x, y, z

#

it can literally be anything

frank moth
#

positive whole

blissful raven
#

No that has an answer

frank moth
#

not complex, negative or idk

blissful raven
#

1 answer

tardy crescent
#

meh I'm leaving anyway, bye xd

golden ivy
#

Ew more math

#

Now I really want to leave

worldly lichen
#

apple = 154476802108746166441951315019919837485664325669565431700026634898253202035277999

banana = 36875131794129999827197811565225474825492979968971970996283137471637224634055579

pineapple = 4373612677928697257861252602371390152816537558161613618621437993378423467772036

#

Thanks google

frank moth
#

what the fuck

worldly lichen
#

apple = 4

banana = -1

pineapple = 11

If negative allowed

tame sparrow
#

Wolfram alpha should be able to do this, hold on

blissful raven
#

You can't Google all your life problems

worldly lichen
#

But that one yes

#

So it's good

blissful raven
#

Sometimes you need to show your work

worldly lichen
#

But if I don't need to do it I don't want to do it

frank moth
#

fun fact

frail warren
#

wolfram alpha can do this

frank moth
#

that number is more or equal to 0

tame sparrow
#

lmfao I got about halfway thru typing it in to wolfram alpha and it autofilled all the way to the 4

frail warren
#

yes

#

but wolfram can't solve

frank moth
#

yeah i cant do this with unknown numbers

#

ill guess

frail warren
#

too hard

tame sparrow
#

Wolfram can't solve it outright because three variables on one side and a whole number on the other makes it a guess-and-check

frail warren
#

wolfram alpha does some wizardry, but it doesn't completely solve

tame sparrow
#

You have to manually replace a variable at a time and then solve again to simplify

#

I basically just said that

frank moth
#

write a c++ program

tame sparrow
#

Anyway the joke is it is doable by a human with a lot of time on their hands using the guess and check method, but is completely impossible for a computer

blissful raven
#

I've seen a thing to solve it

#

I don't think you have to guess, I think you can use linear algebra or something to solve it at some point

#

It's still the worst

tame sparrow
#

This is why I'm a computer guy and not a mathmechicken

frank moth
#

ok this might fill the chat but

#

int a,b,c,d,e,f;
for(a=1;a<100;a++){
for(b=1;b<100;b++){
for(c=1;c<100;c++){
d=a/(b+c);
e=b/(c+a);
f=c/(a+b);
if(d+e+f==4){
cout<<a<<" "<<b<<" "<<c;
}
}
}
}

frail warren
#

ok

lime tartan
#

my data just got erased ;-;

frank moth
#

and now you can check every single fucking thing idk

lime tartan
#

im sad now

frank moth
#

hi sad now

#

restore

worldly lichen
#

Cloud save ?

frank moth
#

^

lime tartan
#

how

worldly lichen
#

It was something to do before with your save

lime tartan
#

lemmi check

frank moth
#

2 minutes and now your attack strength and patience strong as fuck

fleet ivy
#

@thick prawn there is a button that appears after like 5k crafts that makes getting 1b crafts easy if you have the materials

thick prawn
#

i meant after

lime tartan
#

it wont work :c

thick prawn
#

i am maxed out on that

fleet ivy
#

Just consider 1b the cap and move on

worldly lichen
#

Did you bought gems ?

lime tartan
#

i gotta restart now

tame sparrow
#

Because it literally is the cap?

lime tartan
#

dumb ass game

cedar shard
#

did you udpate the game

fleet ivy
#

1b isn't the cap, it's just the max craft cap

#

You can still auto click past it

#

Or manual click if you're really bored

blissful raven
#

2.1b is the cap

#

"cap"

thick prawn
#

ok but i dont wanna use autoclicker imho it feels like cheating

blissful raven
#

It's not worth crafting more than 1b even with autoclicker

fleet ivy
#

Don't go to the spelunking screen then

lime tartan
#

and all my pets are goawn ;-;

fleet ivy
#

Did you load a cloud save rat?

lime tartan
#

it didnt give me a choice'

blissful raven
#

Dw lava has spelunking on lockdown

fleet ivy
#

Cloud save its broken as fuck

thick prawn
#

i am doing spelunking and speed have speed on 900 lvl i know the pain

fleet ivy
#

I can't even defend it

lime tartan
#

it showed me the other "legend" guy and then sent me in the game

fleet ivy
#

Imo he should have just used our game save and had that upload to our personal clouds

#

That way he doesn't have to pay for several terabytes of storage, and we get a good save

blissful raven
#

I don't think that would be possible

#

But I mean, he could have just had a local backup option

#

That would have been cake

fleet ivy
#

I would take any option that allows me to have a copy of my own save lol

lime tartan
#

can lava just give me stuff or sumthin

frank moth
#

if you had gems and theyre gone, you can ask

#

i think

blissful raven
#

Well we can help you in the reverse engineering server dudes, if you are trying to do backups

lime tartan
#

i had 486

blissful raven
#

Did you buy them?

lime tartan
#

i earned them

blissful raven
#

If you bought them you can restore them

#

Otherwise they are gone

lime tartan
#

well

blissful raven
#

I can't really defend lava's progression blockers in this game

lime tartan
#

mm

frank moth
#

gone, reduced to atoms

lime tartan
#

thanks

fleet ivy
#

Your best bet might be uninstalling and clearing your cache, then reinstalling and making sure you use the correct cloud login

#

But that's a last resort

lime tartan
#

nope ;/

#

well i earned 4 strength in 2 minutes

#

if that make u happy

fleet ivy
blissful raven
#

That can also be fixed dudes

#

That's actually easier to fix than a bunch of other stuff

#

You'd have to note all your permanent buffs for a true save fix

#

And unlocks

#

Too much hassle really

lime tartan
#

well i had 3 acends ;-;

blissful raven
#

Not sure how you got that many gems in 3 ascends

lime tartan
#

i chose not to ascend much

#

u know how when u acend at the desert, and it tells you should go higher

#

i went higher

#

maybe too high

fleet ivy
#

If I ever lose my save you better bet your ass you're going to see me with at least 100m gems and balls

lime tartan
#

lol

#

im delete my history of it then ill see

#

and sign out of kongregate

#

nope

blissful raven
#

Kong is browser based

#

Did you switch browsers or clear your history

umbral robin
#

I would take any option that allows me to have a copy of my own save lol
@fleet ivy then I would use your save

fleet ivy
#

28 and up sorry

umbral robin
#

Im now legendary27 I forgot to update it

fleet ivy
#

I'm talking about your name lol

umbral robin
#

Me too 😂

#

See

fleet ivy
#

I think you misread

umbral robin
#

Hahaha

fleet ivy
#

Lol I'm going to sleep

tame sparrow
#

Sleep is for the weak, I'm pulling an all-dayer again

fleet ivy
#

I have a 2 year old. Sleep is for the times you can lol

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

vocal inlet
#

Congrats user

frail warren
#

gz

distant siren
#

Whoops

fair cape
#

Thanks :)

tame sparrow
#

Damn breeders

golden ivy
#

🍞

#

Bread

tame sparrow
#

BREAD

fair cape
#

And i am finally Yell, despite that i want to be green, but its the last step :)

void spade
#

Noice @fair cape

frail warren
#

breead

fading nymph
#
warm sphinx
#

Imagine bieng dead after eating a morning baguette

#

That's insane

livid lava
#

why is there mein kampf mmorpg

#

what

warm sphinx
#

wut

#

I wonder what lava is drawing

frail warren
#

ok

#

wrong channel @warped shell

warm sphinx
#

I mean the name channel says it

stark shadow
#

I think there are too many aspects of the game that require third party software (clickers)
Thoughts?

pure gale
#

So excited for contest!

outer spear
#

You don’t need a clicker

winged sigil
#

you kind of do, though

outer spear
#

Only if you’re trying to minmax for tunneling or something

#

Or you’re setting up a macro to farm traces

winged sigil
#

it's not really minmaxing if you need billions of sigils

outer spear
#

It’s QoL for sure

#

But I can still farm those traces without a clicker

#

In the same manner as a clicker macro

#

Sigils, traces, whatever

stark shadow
#

You are being ridicoulus. If you have to spend hours every day clicking one button then that requires a clicker

#

Thats like saying you dont need a car to visit someone cause you can just walk for 14 hours

void spade
#

Nicely put, BendyPeePeeoClock

ashen orbit
void spade
#

nice

ashen orbit
cunning tapir
#

I WON THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#

1500 gems and I would guess over 200 free ball spawns in the bronze portal XD ❤️

golden ivy
#

grats

tame sparrow
#

baller AF

ashen orbit
#

lel nice

golden ivy
#

Wow alot of people saw the thing

ashen orbit
#

yup haha

golden ivy
#

Lmao

ashen orbit
#

lel

golden ivy
#

I was expecting like 200

ashen orbit
#

oof

#

well lots more people pay attention it looks like

stark shadow
#

Maybe if people stop posting about it in general...

golden ivy
#

#free-gem-contest💎 is gonna get a lot of attention no matter what

#

free gems bro

golden ivy
#

does anyone know the formula for tank lvl shit? how much of an effective lvl increase is a diamond pipe?

#

with x4 rp gain and x3 rp effect

fading nymph
#

Enough that I blue piped every tank.

void spade
#

it's enough of a boost to be worth imo

tame sparrow
#

MEAT

golden ivy
#

Waking up in pain day number 7 hundred and something

#

Hello vad

livid lava
#

take some ibalgin then

void spade
#

You keep track but only slightly?

livid lava
#

do u keep diary

golden ivy
#

I know it's been over 2 years

#

Probably over 8 hundred days actually

void spade
#

whats it from

golden ivy
#

Emotional pain, I hate what I am and I hate hurting people

void spade
#

Yknow

#

part of me expected that answer

golden ivy
livid lava
#

ugh

#

ok

golden ivy
#

Written at like 1am

livid lava
#

ya that is why I do

#

drunk myself good and then in morning hours write this shit

#

but like, keeping diary is good

void spade
#

poetry helped me when I was a sad sad boi that hated himself

#

Also self-deprecating humor. But that's probably not the healthiest coping mechanism

frigid coral
void spade
#

I forgotted Tyr

#

Please forgive

golden ivy
#

I'll stop

frigid coral
#

It happens to the best of us, and me too.

tame sparrow
#

And minecraft

golden ivy
#

And antimatter dimensions

tame sparrow
#

Antimatter dimensions would have identical mass to regular dimensions though

golden ivy
#

Uh sure

chilly prawn
#

And 4.1 update for iOS

ashen orbit
#

we can not confirm that tho vad

#

we do not know the weight of anti atoms

#

so we can not say for 100% sure that that would be true

golden ivy
#

Ok doke

#

Protein empire

#

Lmao can I join?

tame sparrow
#

Antimatter is physical matter that has the same mass as it's "positive" counterparts, so yes, we do know the weight of it.

#

No only those over 18 years of age are welcome to join the cause and follow the Beef Emperor

frail warren
#

ok

#

can join

tame sparrow
#

Well you can fill out an application

frail warren
#

ok

#

where

golden ivy
#

Too late

#

I joined

#

Mmf I can't make the protein empire depressed

#

My name is literally meat too like

winged sigil
#

you also aren't 18

golden ivy
#

Yeah that's why I'm not allowed to join alien

frail warren
#

where form tho?

golden ivy
#

Vad is making one rn

#

Legal age of protein is 12 in Canada

#

So if meat comes here he can join

frail warren
#

ok

tame sparrow
#

No its still 18

ashen orbit
#

oof, alright that's fair

golden ivy
#

No

#

Its 12

tame sparrow
#

Okay here's the application:

Are you over 18? Y/N
Can you afford the initial membership fee and further monthly dues? Y/N
How much do you think the dues are? : $____________
How soon can you send payment? Minutes/Hours/Days/Months

golden ivy
#

Yes, yes, 69,696$, 1 hour

tame sparrow
#

You're not 18 you liar
But I will let you in once you send the money to my paypal

golden ivy
#

Ok

#

What's ur paypal

#

Actually I have ur paypal

#

From when I flew you out here

tame sparrow
#

You didn't fly me out there

golden ivy
#

Remember

#

When you whipped me

#

Ur wife came

#

She is nice

tame sparrow
#

I haven't left this town in months

golden ivy
#

Hmm

tame sparrow
#

Only like 700 people live here

golden ivy
#

i haven't left my house in months, check mate

tame sparrow
#

I was gonna say that, too, but I go to the grocery store with my wife

golden ivy
#

Oh I saw my yearly travels on Google maps, it was about 300 lines going from my home to my school

frail warren
#

perhaps,perhaps,{x|x∈ℝ},{x|x∈ℕ}

#

there

golden ivy
#

That's when I realized I only go to two places

frail warren
#

filled out the form

tame sparrow
#

Kuamo you have failed the entrance exam and are permanently barred from entry.

frail warren
#

wat

#

unfair

tame sparrow
#

Further complaints will result in a mute

golden ivy
#

congratulations, @frail warren you are accepted

frail warren
#

great

tame sparrow
#

(What did you accept him to)

golden ivy
#

Can I join pls

#

Pls daddy

#

Vaddy*

tame sparrow
#

Bray you gotta send the money first

golden ivy
#

Nooo

#

the thing you're talking about

#

I'm broooke

#

whatever it is

#

Plsss

void spade
#

What's going on?

frail warren
#

we're all broke here

tame sparrow
#

Oh no he's definitely rejected

golden ivy
#

Vad is tryna get my cash

tame sparrow
#

I need that cash more than you

frail warren
#

vad is scammer?

tame sparrow
#

Definitely not for purchasing drugs, though

golden ivy
#

Fuck sorry

tame sparrow
#

was that your girlfriend?

golden ivy
#

Nah

void spade
#

If you give me money I'll 100% buy drugs with it

golden ivy
#

Some grade 8 kid trying to do that eye thing

#

With ur hand

#

So I took a pic

tame sparrow
#

weird

golden ivy
#

And now it's mine

void spade
#

Weird

golden ivy
#

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eared

void spade
#

I must know the contest winners 😡😡😡

ashen orbit
#

lel

#

static

#

just make your own contest

#

and choose your own winners

golden ivy
#

Ok bet

tame sparrow
#

I choose bray to win

golden ivy
#

2 people who react to this message get a pizza sent to them

#

Pin it vad

winged sigil
#

I bet it's bs

golden ivy
#

No

#

Dont

winged sigil
#

like the nitro was

golden ivy
#

I realize I can't afford pizza

tame sparrow
#

Brayden must be punished

golden ivy
#

Lmao alien if the rolel stayed with me then you woulda got it

#

I lost it like an hour later

tame sparrow
#

Brayden is hereby banned from the Protein Empire for life

golden ivy
#

No

#

No thankd

#

I am good

tame sparrow
#

No you are very bad

golden ivy
#

No

#

No thankd

#

I am good

#

Oh I need to school now

#

Bubye

tame sparrow
#

Good riddance

golden ivy
#

Oh nvm it's just foods

foggy thorn
#

I didn't sleep vad

tame sparrow
#

Me neither kuaka

foggy thorn
#

when I got out of bed I threw up

tame sparrow
#

That's probably a bad sign

foggy thorn
#

nice way to start the day

golden ivy
#

Are you sick kuaka

tame sparrow
#

PErhaps you should alert a medical professional to your predicament

foggy thorn
#

probably

golden ivy
#

Hmm

#

I hope you feel better

#

💊 medicine for u

fading nymph
#

He has Corona virus. Quarantine Kuaka.

golden ivy
#

Ooooh I'm buying a monitor stand

#

One that holds both monitors

#

But one of my monitors doesn't have the place for mounting on the back, so I have to do it myself

fading nymph
#

Bray. Use a salad tosser.

golden ivy
#

How

#

No liek honestly

#

How

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

And this will make a monitor stand 5 inches off my desk

fading nymph
#

And your flag sit at half mast.

void spade
#

@golden ivy monitor stands are fucking dope

#

I had one that held 4 at my old job

golden ivy
#

Yeah idk how I'm mounting my side monitor

#

It doesn't have the four holes

winged sigil
#

should've gotten one that has

void spade
#

^

meager trout
#

Them balls. :D

golden ivy
#

Nah

#

I bought it used for 20$

#

It was a bargain

winged sigil
#

well don't complain about the lack of features then

golden ivy
#

I wasn't

#

Just making a comment about not knowing how to mount

fading nymph
#

They make mounts for moniters without mounts

golden ivy
#

Yeah I think I saw some on Amazon, guess it will do

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

Oh thanks

#

Can you also send a link on how to make 5$

fading nymph
#

Take a look to see if it applies bray

#

Also. Take a mug. Add a cup of cake mix and 3 tablespoons of soda and microwave for a minute and ten seconds. Easy cake you can eat quickly.

golden ivy
#

Soda

#

Like baking soda?

#

Or can I pour some Pepsi in

tame sparrow
#

pepsi

golden ivy
#

Thanks

tame sparrow
#

They're called dump cakes lol

fading nymph
#

Anything you have to "dump" shouldn't be called food

#

Ugly mug cakes would be a better thing to call them

golden ivy
#

G'day snow

fading nymph
#

Hey Meat. How's it going?

golden ivy
#

I'm in pain, my friend has stepped back out of the picture and I'm getting help

fading nymph
#

Sometimes it's better to step back then it is to completely leave.

#

I crawled under my bed last night and hid from life. You just gotta do what you feel is right.

golden ivy
#

Last night at 12 am

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I went for a walk down to the canal to clear my head and hopefully the pain

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And something seriously considered suicide and it really scared me

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I gtg to appointment now bye

worldly lichen
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Bye good Luck meat

fading nymph
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Good luck.

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I'm playing dig dug at an arcade.

golden ivy
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Sounds cool

fading nymph
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I had to get away from my mother in law lmao

golden ivy
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My dad loved dig dug

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Also oof

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Mother in laws suck