#off-topic-chat
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im a dude too and vad used a plural
god i want some water
@tame sparrow what stuff can I do to extend battery life
On your phone?
the fucking guy that went shit on me after i corrected his grammar mistake did a mistake AGAIN
he never fucking learns
he never will
The main 3 things you can do on your phone to extend battery life are:
- Reduce screen brightness, and resolution if your phone supports that
- Disable unneeded background applications
- Disable the radios in your phone (3G, 4G, WiFi, Bluetooth) by switching to airplane mode.
fucking "imporsinate"
or buy new battery
Buying a new battery does not extend the life of your current battery
my router rejects my pc
@frank moth its the internet man, correcting people's spelling doesn't make them spell better, it makes them think you're a douchy pedant.
thats even worse
How does your router "reject" your PC?
Do you get any error messages?
no it just happens
It connects but doesn't really connect
oof
Connected but no internet connection?
Assuming you're talking about wifi, how far are you from the router/access point?
Just get an ethernet cable
thats an option i cant do
It should definitely be working if you are that close to it though
You can get long ones
Are any other devices having trouble connecting?
my router is positioned in a way that i cant plug in an ethernet cable to it
Then attach them to the ceiling or something
dads laptop too
Have you already tried resetting the router?
Laptops are technically mobile
Have you checked to make sure the router's antennas are screwed all the way on?
Mobile phones often have better noise rejection characteristics than laptop wifi radios
Snow as in the weather or @fading nymph ?
both
lmfao
LOL
my antenna should be fine, but im not there so ill find out later
but i think thats not the fucking problem...
Does your computer ever have trouble connecting to other access points than that one?
Looks like I'm gonna have to do 3-5 more downloading sessions
it connects to my hotspot just fine and stays connected
Have you tried switching between the 2.4GHz and 5GHz bands?
One of the bands might be noisy, which can be caused by leaky microwave ovens, or more commonly, a shitty landline wireless phone handset
Some nearby industrial equipment might be causing it, too
example
Bigass electric motors, a welding shop, stuff like that
Would home appliances affect it?
do you expect me to have such shit though
Yes
You just mentioned your daddy's laptop so that means you're not living alone
that begs the question if my dad has this shit
F
I only downloaded 15% before my laptops battery went down to 17%
Being in a dorm sucks sometimes
I was getting my wife some water
I don't expect you to have industrial sized motors or a welder running 24 hours a day, no, lmao, but some people live near factories or pump stations
If the cell phones are connecting fine but the laptops are not, could be that they're on different bands. Thats all I've got for now without knowing more about the situation
Might be time to get a new router tbh
Isn't it about time you get a better one?
If its ten years old it is time for a new one anyway, and it might fix whatever the weird issue is
PLUS a new router will definitely have 5GHz available on it, which is always nice
difference being?
5GHZ band is generally less congested because it is shorter range. Still very good inside of a house, but you won't be getting interference from your neighbor's devices either
It has other benefits but I don't need to go in to them here, just know that more bands = more better
Vad pls tell me kcd is worth playing
Kingdom Come Deliverance?
Yep
I haven't played it
But it has "Very Positive" rating on Steam
And I have not heard anything negative about it
And its currently on sale 50% off
Here goes 5 trips down to the lobby
It’s pretty choppy
It's actually pretty safe here, the security is nice
Don’t expect elder scrolls
@tame sparrow it's free on epic
Hey guys,where is the ascension tier liste ?
Fairly sure there was a pic someone sent here for that
Yes
its on the pins
With like s or a
go look
What Channel ?
i hope you dont see the ass
This one ?
mm no
I don't support the Epic Game Store, but thank you for letting me know
The pic with the whole tier list isn't there anymore
you wanna solve?
BRUH
lol
I was assuming it's 5 per shape inside the thingy
47?
so what does x stand for..?
Your dad
The unknown value
i have 11 dads damn
@frank moth Did you know that your mom can be someone elses dad?
Owo
whatever
My dad
its all a fiction so
:)
the dad has so many lines on its forehead it approaches infinity
It's daddy season here
Kinky
@tame sparrow Join us
Nope
We can play together....uwu
You can't handle all this
DOI, not appropriate for chat
K
Imagine being inappropriate
Do you think those cards Lava made will be for sale? Because even if I don't get drawn I would love to get my hands on those
Send him a PM and ask
Send a pm to who?
"Dear Lava, pls let me give you moneys in exchange for cards"
"Also here's a picture of my feet to incentivize you"
Toe pics
"If you do not comply more feet pics will be sent"
LOL
Skinny af
Get the +% more kills
Death secret + enigmatic boosters
and upgrading the enigmatic
Yep
That's what I do...lol
But for every 250qq, I have to press like 500 times
Craft all
Who cares about optimal when you get so much from mining
So I do that instead
Well,...
Mining...yes
||I'm not that far to get that much ores...LOL||
Crystals
If you can get lucky with the pachinko
Divine reward 1 of each crystal
Damn
!dairy
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@lament hawk #bot-commands
ohhhh I apologize
At least I get to the next monster in an hour
And I can apparently get new monster cards in like a few sec if I'm lucky
Perhaps a minute or two if not
Card drop chance
If it takes an hour to get to the next monster and you're not even to purgatory yet, its time to ascend
Or rebirth
Well in Oblivion
Oh I thought you were early game, sorry
Uninstall Rebirth probably
LOL
Imagine having the enthusiasm to continue playing
Lul
Also...I remembered flexing this
Basically completed base Rebirth perks within 2 Rebirths
ok
I remember flexing in front of the mirror
You should be able to review early access games on the play store
Early access games should also be banned from running ads in most ways
Early access is for getting your game tested by actual players, not making cash and then abandoning, which is what happens to 99% of them
I just want to know if it's good or not lol
Lol edit gone bad
Good morning Vad
no its too late now, the moment passed
That's... the joke, yeah
I'm sure
Damn, I need more smithing traces to get more kills passed on with the shrine thing but I need to rebirth...lul
goodafternoon everyone!
But I'm getting to the next monster every hour...lul
rebirth anyway
How far is incarnate anyways?
18 miles, roughly
Hmm
atleast 18 miles
"how far is incarnate"
69 McDonald buildings
Hmmmm
Umu
umu?
🇭 🇲 🇲
Patiently waiting to be tagged in free gem contest
Yeah xD
The cards seem amazing
problem is if i win how do i get shipped
Yeah they pretty cool
Umu
2/250 and 6/2500
Idk, I’m stationed overseas so I wonder if I can get it
||make more accounts for a higher chance to win||
That’s illegal
xD
Punishable by death
0.004 and 0.0024 chance of win oof
equivalent of my cultist getting a blue soul
If only it was like that
Or hitting the royal flush
chances are even lower then no?
or getting isekaied by truck-kun
Way lower I think
A smooth genital
Uwu
Oh
If anyone has ever told you a "wrong hole" story, just remember, either they're lying, or they have a fairly small penis.
lmao
When you're gay, there's no wrong hole.

Fuck yeah, good job
So far this is the only idle game that kept me in, so many things and sastifying visuals
Unlike others that numbers visuals doesnt change no matter how insane your number is >_>
@vernal flame
penis
How dare you say such words in this very pg server
nut exists so this server isnt pg
ok buddy
you just need money
So wrong
Money is expensive
Here kaps :p
why dis so expensive
Some are
Some of them, the difference between 5 and 6 stars is trash lol
Thats... concerning
smol pp money
I checked it before but I dont remember seeing 6* ones there, thanks.
Want to know the health of an Asylum boss, how much a BP perk costs, how trace drops are formulated, and other miscellaneous info? See Chyromyr's doc in #idle-skilling-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
Idk which one
does it matter? 🤔
Like I said, some card changes from 5 to 6 star are garbage. He didn't want to waste his cards lol
I told him to check before upgrading
wdym?
the change is always the same
unless the scaling of the card is garbo like 2% per rank no matter what
Some are triple. Some barely increase
Upgrade all the damage and money cards, you'll see what I mean
It depend on the stat a lot too
Some of the damage cards went from like 5k to 5.5k% for me
Well this is when the Card Bonus potion does its spotlight right?
While the boss ones of the same type tripled
Yeah that potion is really strong Magnowser
pretty expensive though, 1% per level
Hey Dudes
Sup
Hope you have a great day

Just aides
At least it got someone to help
Big meow
Captains log: day 44. The fabled island of fourpointone has yet to appear in the horizon. The crew is threatening mutiny as they say I have gone mad that I keep believing the next day will bring “4.1” into my life. Our ship is in disrepair we have been on this voyage for 44 days and we only prepared for a ten day journey. Yet it has gone on and on and the “4.1” is not closer today than it was 44 days ago. Should I give up this voyage and head home? Or should I continue? We are running out of food and water. We are hopeless. We are wandering aimlessly in the vast ocean of the sea of AppStore.
"Actual captain's log: Day 44. Napolleon is bitching about iOs again. We have decided to exile him to the island of Elba."
Aren't you the guy who keeps saying he's going to quit?
Well step up and follow through :p
Or shh
Here's something to actually be mad about: my blueberry bagel actually only has blueberry colored spots in it >:(
Even the 30 cent bagels from Kroger have actual blueberries
These were the ones from the refrigerated section, too
Where from?
I think they took thrift a little too seriously
He was exiled there for his crimes against iOs and PC
Oh god
LOLOLOL
IOS seems fine. The real travesty is what he did to pc lol
Napolleon, post pics of your Guinea Pig
He's just sitting there plotting how he can make the next patch require more auto clickers! He wants at least two running on every device
Sup Bray
Good morning Bray
Vietnam
I saw people talking about that before, is it a delving thing
Well that might be before you
I'm super not far into that but not much else seems to take clicking
I'm specifically talking about spelunking, if you were too
And it was "mostly" a joke :p
Oh, yes
12qq is still out of reach rn for a second dude
It seems like a later game skill generally tbh
I don't remember what half of them required
ok boomer
Are you even old enough to be a millennial?
He's not
nah
nice
oh god oh fuck
pachi needs some holy water
same tbh
whether youre going up or down on the platform actually affects your balls position
Throw it going down, almost at the bottom
if it goes down, youll throw a bit lower, and vice versa
Throwing it while you're going up vs going down changes the throw
so if its too near, then throwing while going down is a must, and if its too far, then going up
I know that
But the hoop is so near that I can't score even when down all the way
lol
have you tried uninstalling?
xd wtf
anyways
lol
ok
ok boomer
ok teehee
ok boomer
Ness used PK Boomer!
to destroy his meme I'm saying that hexagon = 15, banana = 4, clock = 3
67
no
yes
you commit multiplication first
if you think about it
since hex + pent + square = 15
oh i forgot multiplication
theres more than what it seems
37
banana = 4
clock is 3
Yeah don't try to solve those stupid math meme equations
the shape is 10
Yall doing math shit again?
dafoq
Smh
21
ni
its 80
no
WHAT
wtf
15x4 =60 +4+3
are y'all retrard
67
why multiplication
Clock*banana
and its not 21. thats for 9+10 man.
38
yes
multiplication has more priority -_-
i forgot bedmas
bray wins
oh
lmao im stupid and added before i multiplied
Well that one is actually easy
11*4 + 4 + 3
Each Banana = 1, the time = the time as a number, hexagon = 10, hex with square = 15
Multiplication is first and clockbanana=54 no ?
Here I have one for you, let me find it
its not 51
if i wasnt stupid i would have cracked it faster
Oh I'm dumb
I said 67 so fucking before lel
the answer isnt 67
lel
But the last one have no square so not possible lmao
actually 6+5+4=15 🤔
2 + 3 + (3 x 10)
ergh he said before
thats 35
5 hours
2 + 3 + (3*11) = 38
oops
yes
whats going on here
harry, yer a mathematician
lol
it feels more like a trick question than mathematics
this is just random trash not real math
38?
overlooking
Square = 15
Banana = 4
Clock = 3
3+4+(4*15)= 67
has the guy found the hardest fucking thing in the entire world or what
I did because my own patented math axiom says 67
also Rahl why you just repeating my answer 
every symbol of the last line is altered @worldly lichen
That's nothing
not hard
nothing?
the clock is the time. banana is the same, and the last is easy anyeay
this is just some pseudo-mathematical trash
ok i need to go
i won btw
k
sorry for me it was
no
There's no correct answer because the context is broken due to the alterations. You don't know if each shape ending with the square is worth 5 or if maybe its a logarithmic progression. Sometimes the correct answer is "We need more data", and that's okay
yea
well yeah
or an exponential progression, even
Or I eat the banana
if we take into account that a dumb lil puzzle has an answer then we know what it is
eat the clock then
It was just an example lol, the outside shapes could have literally any value and work via any operation
consume the clock chalice
I break the clock eat the banana and make a circle with the last one
it's the same when quizzes ask to finish a sequence of numbers
I guess this is just some pseudo-mathematical trash
positive whole
No that has an answer
not complex, negative or idk
1 answer
meh I'm leaving anyway, bye xd
apple = 154476802108746166441951315019919837485664325669565431700026634898253202035277999
banana = 36875131794129999827197811565225474825492979968971970996283137471637224634055579
pineapple = 4373612677928697257861252602371390152816537558161613618621437993378423467772036
Thanks google
what the fuck
apple = 4
banana = -1
pineapple = 11
If negative allowed
Wolfram alpha should be able to do this, hold on
You can't Google all your life problems
Sometimes you need to show your work
But if I don't need to do it I don't want to do it
fun fact
wolfram alpha can do this
that number is more or equal to 0
lmfao I got about halfway thru typing it in to wolfram alpha and it autofilled all the way to the 4
too hard
Wolfram can't solve it outright because three variables on one side and a whole number on the other makes it a guess-and-check
wolfram alpha does some wizardry, but it doesn't completely solve
You have to manually replace a variable at a time and then solve again to simplify
I basically just said that
write a c++ program
Anyway the joke is it is doable by a human with a lot of time on their hands using the guess and check method, but is completely impossible for a computer
I've seen a thing to solve it
I don't think you have to guess, I think you can use linear algebra or something to solve it at some point
It's still the worst
This is why I'm a computer guy and not a mathmechicken
ok this might fill the chat but
int a,b,c,d,e,f;
for(a=1;a<100;a++){
for(b=1;b<100;b++){
for(c=1;c<100;c++){
d=a/(b+c);
e=b/(c+a);
f=c/(a+b);
if(d+e+f==4){
cout<<a<<" "<<b<<" "<<c;
}
}
}
}
ok
my data just got erased ;-;
and now you can check every single fucking thing idk
im sad now
Cloud save ?
^
how
lemmi check
2 minutes and now your attack strength and patience strong as fuck
@thick prawn there is a button that appears after like 5k crafts that makes getting 1b crafts easy if you have the materials
i meant after
it wont work :c
i am maxed out on that
Just consider 1b the cap and move on
Did you bought gems ?
i gotta restart now
Because it literally is the cap?
dumb ass game
did you udpate the game
1b isn't the cap, it's just the max craft cap
You can still auto click past it
Or manual click if you're really bored
ok but i dont wanna use autoclicker imho it feels like cheating
It's not worth crafting more than 1b even with autoclicker
Don't go to the spelunking screen then
and all my pets are goawn ;-;
Did you load a cloud save rat?
it didnt give me a choice'
Dw lava has spelunking on lockdown
Cloud save its broken as fuck
i am doing spelunking and speed have speed on 900 lvl i know the pain
I can't even defend it
it showed me the other "legend" guy and then sent me in the game
Imo he should have just used our game save and had that upload to our personal clouds
That way he doesn't have to pay for several terabytes of storage, and we get a good save
I don't think that would be possible
But I mean, he could have just had a local backup option
That would have been cake
I would take any option that allows me to have a copy of my own save lol
can lava just give me stuff or sumthin
Well we can help you in the reverse engineering server dudes, if you are trying to do backups
i had 486
Did you buy them?
i earned them
well
I can't really defend lava's progression blockers in this game
mm
gone, reduced to atoms
thanks
Your best bet might be uninstalling and clearing your cache, then reinstalling and making sure you use the correct cloud login
But that's a last resort
These are going to be what I'm most annoyed about if I ever lose my save
That can also be fixed dudes
That's actually easier to fix than a bunch of other stuff
You'd have to note all your permanent buffs for a true save fix
And unlocks
Too much hassle really
well i had 3 acends ;-;
Not sure how you got that many gems in 3 ascends
i chose not to ascend much
u know how when u acend at the desert, and it tells you should go higher
i went higher
maybe too high
If I ever lose my save you better bet your ass you're going to see me with at least 100m gems and balls
I would take any option that allows me to have a copy of my own save lol
@fleet ivy then I would use your save
28 and up sorry
Im now legendary27 I forgot to update it
I'm talking about your name lol
I think you misread
Hahaha
Lol I'm going to sleep
Sleep is for the weak, I'm pulling an all-dayer again
I have a 2 year old. Sleep is for the times you can lol
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

Congrats user
gz
Whoops
Thanks :)
Damn breeders
BREAD
And i am finally Yell, despite that i want to be green, but its the last step :)
Noice @fair cape
breead
Hegemony is a classic-style MMORPG that combines unique gameplay features and Minecraft’s sandbox mechanics to deliver an unparalleled experience. An unmodified Minecraft client is all that is required to play. No download required.
I mean the name channel says it
I think there are too many aspects of the game that require third party software (clickers)
Thoughts?
So excited for contest!
You don’t need a clicker
you kind of do, though
Only if you’re trying to minmax for tunneling or something
Or you’re setting up a macro to farm traces
it's not really minmaxing if you need billions of sigils
It’s QoL for sure
But I can still farm those traces without a clicker
In the same manner as a clicker macro
Sigils, traces, whatever
You are being ridicoulus. If you have to spend hours every day clicking one button then that requires a clicker
Thats like saying you dont need a car to visit someone cause you can just walk for 14 hours
Nicely put, BendyPeePeeoClock

nice

I WON THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1500 gems and I would guess over 200 free ball spawns in the bronze portal XD ❤️
grats
baller AF
lel nice
Wow alot of people saw the thing
yup haha
Lmao
lel
I was expecting like 200
Maybe if people stop posting about it in general...
does anyone know the formula for tank lvl shit? how much of an effective lvl increase is a diamond pipe?
with x4 rp gain and x3 rp effect
Enough that I blue piped every tank.
it's enough of a boost to be worth imo
MEAT
take some ibalgin then
You keep track but only slightly?
do u keep diary
whats it from
Emotional pain, I hate what I am and I hate hurting people
Day one of trying to fix pain went like so:
Written at like 1am
ya that is why I do
drunk myself good and then in morning hours write this shit
but like, keeping diary is good
poetry helped me when I was a sad sad boi that hated himself
Also self-deprecating humor. But that's probably not the healthiest coping mechanism
oh but also please for to be keeping all of your sad things in #550107059920699392
Guys, can we move this to #550107059920699392 ?
I'll stop
It happens to the best of us, and me too.
Just trying to keep #off-topic-chat weird, not so heavy. That's why we put #550107059920699392 waaaaaay down there, for heavy stuff.
And minecraft
And antimatter dimensions
Antimatter dimensions would have identical mass to regular dimensions though
Uh sure
And 4.1 update for iOS
we can not confirm that tho vad
we do not know the weight of anti atoms
so we can not say for 100% sure that that would be true
Antimatter is physical matter that has the same mass as it's "positive" counterparts, so yes, we do know the weight of it.
No only those over 18 years of age are welcome to join the cause and follow the Beef Emperor
Well you can fill out an application
Too late
I joined
Mmf I can't make the protein empire depressed
My name is literally meat too like
you also aren't 18
Yeah that's why I'm not allowed to join alien
where form tho?
Vad is making one rn
Legal age of protein is 12 in Canada
So if meat comes here he can join
ok
No its still 18
oof, alright that's fair
Okay here's the application:
Are you over 18? Y/N
Can you afford the initial membership fee and further monthly dues? Y/N
How much do you think the dues are? : $____________
How soon can you send payment? Minutes/Hours/Days/Months
Yes, yes, 69,696$, 1 hour
You're not 18 you liar
But I will let you in once you send the money to my paypal
You didn't fly me out there
I haven't left this town in months
Hmm
Only like 700 people live here
i haven't left my house in months, check mate
I was gonna say that, too, but I go to the grocery store with my wife
Oh I saw my yearly travels on Google maps, it was about 300 lines going from my home to my school
That's when I realized I only go to two places
filled out the form
Kuamo you have failed the entrance exam and are permanently barred from entry.
Further complaints will result in a mute
congratulations, @frail warren you are accepted
great
(What did you accept him to)
Bray you gotta send the money first
What's going on?
we're all broke here
Oh no he's definitely rejected
Vad is tryna get my cash
I need that cash more than you
vad is scammer?
Definitely not for purchasing drugs, though
Fuck sorry
was that your girlfriend?
Nah
If you give me money I'll 100% buy drugs with it
weird
And now it's mine
Weird
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eared
I must know the contest winners 😡😡😡
Ok bet
I choose bray to win
I bet it's bs
like the nitro was
I realize I can't afford pizza
Brayden must be punished
Lmao alien if the rolel stayed with me then you woulda got it
I lost it like an hour later
Brayden is hereby banned from the Protein Empire for life
No you are very bad
Good riddance
Oh nvm it's just foods
I didn't sleep vad
Me neither kuaka
when I got out of bed I threw up
That's probably a bad sign
nice way to start the day
Are you sick kuaka
PErhaps you should alert a medical professional to your predicament
probably
He has Corona virus. Quarantine Kuaka.
Ooooh I'm buying a monitor stand
One that holds both monitors
But one of my monitors doesn't have the place for mounting on the back, so I have to do it myself
Bray. Use a salad tosser.
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And this will make a monitor stand 5 inches off my desk
And your flag sit at half mast.
should've gotten one that has
^
well don't complain about the lack of features then
They make mounts for moniters without mounts
Yeah I think I saw some on Amazon, guess it will do
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Take a look to see if it applies bray
Also. Take a mug. Add a cup of cake mix and 3 tablespoons of soda and microwave for a minute and ten seconds. Easy cake you can eat quickly.
pepsi
Thanks
They're called dump cakes lol
Anything you have to "dump" shouldn't be called food
Ugly mug cakes would be a better thing to call them
G'day snow
Hey Meat. How's it going?
I'm in pain, my friend has stepped back out of the picture and I'm getting help
Sometimes it's better to step back then it is to completely leave.
I crawled under my bed last night and hid from life. You just gotta do what you feel is right.
Last night at 12 am
I went for a walk down to the canal to clear my head and hopefully the pain
And something seriously considered suicide and it really scared me
I gtg to appointment now bye
Bye good Luck meat
Sounds cool
I had to get away from my mother in law lmao

