#off-topic-chat

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tame sparrow
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And this seems like an achievement to me

golden ivy
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Goodnight

tame sparrow
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Good night bray

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sleep tight

golden ivy
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I will sleep the tightest

tame sparrow
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Most excellent, this sleep is vad approved

golden ivy
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I am proud of myself for finally being approved

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Well, my sleep atleast

mighty shadow
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What if my achievement aren't game based? :3

frank moth
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ok now youre just loopholing the rules

mighty shadow
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uwu

frank moth
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furry

golden ivy
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Well I let my mum use my discord acc

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To talk to my friend

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My mum explained that when I told her to go I was being very dramatic and hard on myself

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So my friend isn't leaving after all

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We're just friends and nothing more

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Because having more never ended well

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Both times. Lol

mighty shadow
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What I missed?

golden ivy
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Nothing

frank moth
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"you need to go"

// Friend V //
| Warm |

mighty shadow
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Hm

golden ivy
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Lmao Eldar

frank moth
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you know what i mean

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hopefully

golden ivy
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Yes I do

mighty shadow
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We all know

golden ivy
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Ok well Taekwondo time

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Bye

vague lodge
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suggestion: let time candies be able to be used on the pets screens

frank moth
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Dementio that's not where you post suggestions

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you bastard...

elder harbor
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Anyone got any romours on what the next update will be?

vale flicker
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Gorshinkle is almost complete

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Just need Y now

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Rumours say lava has died from overworking himself after Playing since: Yesterday on aseprite and in turn caused the apocalypse. No more idle skillings. See related image below: @elder harbor

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vernal flame
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I'm fine with being a kid

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So I can have a daddy

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UwU

bold quest
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Daddy Vad

vernal flame
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I wanna play with daddy

ashen orbit
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lel

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i don't get the daddy kink tbh

bold quest
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Ask static

ashen orbit
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why him specifically?

bold quest
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No reason

ashen orbit
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fair lol

vernal flame
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I'm not really into daddy kink...but I enjoy the suffering it gives...hehehehehehe

ashen orbit
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the suffering it gives? explain

vernal flame
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I enjoy seeing people suffer

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or disgusted

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or discomfort

bold quest
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He gets off of that

vernal flame
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Perhaps

frank moth
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the fucking "fastest rod in the west" contract is shit

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this fucker angler fish just doesnt want to be catched

ashen orbit
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xDD

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rippy

vernal flame
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You know what rod can be the fastest ;)

bold quest
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Who did he fuck?

frank moth
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how the fuck do you do this contract

vernal flame
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Luck

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I'm at the yellow gulper

frank moth
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how does angler fish look like

vernal flame
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I'm gonna Rebirth very soooooooon

bold quest
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Your dad

frank moth
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no u

vernal flame
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Umm...have you not looked at the fishes? @frank moth

golden ivy
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gn all

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I hope I can heal soon

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bye

livid lava
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morning

frank moth
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i can look at the fishes

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but i cant just distinguish their fuckin names

ashen orbit
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night

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iirc the angler is a medium one

vernal flame
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Red

ashen orbit
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so just pump everything so you have max chance with medium fishes

bold quest
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Yeah, the one that looks like an angler fish

vernal flame
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And it looks like an Angler fish

frank moth
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ok

ashen orbit
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Lmao

frank moth
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is it pink or red

vernal flame
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I'll insert that inside you @bold quest

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Or do you want the "rod"?

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Hmm

ashen orbit
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Lmao

bold quest
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I prefer no human interaction

vernal flame
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I'll enjoy it...huhuhu

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And I'll get you to prison

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Huhuhu

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At least you got a good time with a minor

ashen orbit
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alright doi is definitely a brat

vernal flame
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Lul

frank moth
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i got first place in maths

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lol

bold quest
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Ok

frank moth
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in school

bold quest
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Sure

vernal flame
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Lul

bold quest
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Try placing first in college

ashen orbit
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try going to college first

frank moth
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yeah i have yet to to go to college

bold quest
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Enjoy home while you still can

vernal flame
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I have yet to try the ladder and rope technique

ashen orbit
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so you're a rope bunny too?

bold quest
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You put the rope inside someone's ass then smack them with a ladder?

ashen orbit
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lol, that's kinky

lofty oracle
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bah just realised i xan get to teehee10.. dunno when that happened

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i was stuck at 4 for ages

tiny saffron
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Okay

lofty oracle
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those last 2 potions are sweet

bold quest
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Okay

frank moth
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is it just me or do i upgrade my cheap pot a lot

covert wraith
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how many people have completed all the contracts?

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kinda curious

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like is it rare? or have quite a few people gotten to 9 star dmg?

stark shadow
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Man I have 2T raid rewards to spend

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Little bit of each I suppose

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@covert wraith I havent seen a lot of people with 9 star dmg, I think most of us are stuck on that

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Some people here have 9* though and im sure they will be here soon enough to tell us πŸ˜‚

void spade
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kilowater was what pushed me to 9*

neon edge
lofty oracle
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@covert wraith i only have the last 2 star damage left

stark shadow
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@neon edge get better builders

gilded kite
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Just got a STRAIGHT boys

void spade
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nice and you already spent the gems lol

gilded kite
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Yeah needed a new card deck slot lmao

stark shadow
quick ginkgo
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cool

stark shadow
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Dude I just noticed they are golden balls

quick ginkgo
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yeah

stark shadow
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Always thought they were golden eggs

quick ginkgo
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well gg

worldly lichen
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They were eggs for an event

quick ginkgo
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kbye

stark shadow
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Someone is in a bad mood today

hardy hearth
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no u

void spade
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@hardy hearth got em

fleet ivy
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Iirc golden balls disappear when events start and come back after the event

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And yes one of the events had eggs instead of balls

gilded kite
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I still have yet to participate in an event yet

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Pretty pumped

fleet ivy
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Yet

gilded kite
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Lol I did say it twice haha

zinc remnant
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Cant wait for next arcade event, I'm at 5k balls...

fading nymph
white vault
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You guys can save balls collected?! When i tried that they disappeared so i stopped trying! 😡

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I assumed it was the way it was made

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Is it just me? Or android i wonder

onyx spear
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@mighty shadow this potion doesnt change card bonus in collection

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visually

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you get the bonus but it doesnt change text

mighty shadow
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Wait

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Was it always 666%?

onyx spear
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yep

vernal flame
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Lol

mighty shadow
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oh

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I see

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It's not as epic as I thought

vernal flame
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:>

lofty oracle
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whens this event peeps are talking about?

mighty shadow
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It is

vernal flame
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I started Coranavirus

onyx spear
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@mighty shadow okay sorry im dumb

mighty shadow
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See

vernal flame
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Lul

mighty shadow
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I knew it!

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So it's as epic as I thought

frail cedar
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Who/what the fuck

void spade
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A rare ashley sighting πŸ‘€

frail cedar
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Static who are these people

void spade
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who are what people

frail cedar
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Idk

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Nevermind

void spade
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ProjectTZ and DOI?

frail cedar
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Lol

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All of em, they're not us

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Where the hell is tyr

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And bray

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And dudes

void spade
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DOI is kinda newish/newly active. ProjectTZ changes his name a lot but he's been around a lot

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Tyr is never in gen chat

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idk about Bray or Dudes

frail cedar
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So uhm

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I've been dead because of uh....

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....

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T.T

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I needed medical for overdoing vodka

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Emergency fluids

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Yknow

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Re

void spade
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yikes, too much?

frail cedar
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.😭

void spade
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hey man it happens

frail cedar
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I'm just becoming shitty. I'm inactive here and I'm dying via stupidity

golden ivy
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aren't we all?

frail cedar
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I just feel bad i guess

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IS is taking back seat because I'm pushing more youtube stuff, and am about to start flight school soon

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So like

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I'm sad

void spade
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Well there's only one way to find out how much alcohol you can handle

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and that's by drinking too much

tardy crescent
void spade
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and no reason to feel bad

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I mean it's a discord for a phone game it'd make sense if other things became more important

winged sigil
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flight school sounds pretty awesome tbf

tardy crescent
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me meanwhile: gives in all cards, gets them all back with barely 250 keys

frail cedar
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I feel like ass because you all helped me though a nasty patch of life

golden ivy
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"phone game"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

frail cedar
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And then i just yeet

golden ivy
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you don't owe us anything

void spade
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uh oh the entire PC base that's still playing is here

golden ivy
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you're a friend and you gotta do what you gotta do man

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fuk u @void spade

frail cedar
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Adam I'm too sick to cry rn don't make me tear up πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜­

winged sigil
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yea, all 3 of you

tardy crescent
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da pee sea peasants? hahaha

void spade
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I'm surprised anyone plays PC with how long they've had borked screens

frail cedar
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Bjorked

tardy crescent
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BjΓΆrkd

golden ivy
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@frail cedar you're just making me want to make you cry

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i don't i just do arcade :) @void spade

frail cedar
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I can't tell if that's a threat or a kink or a declaration

golden ivy
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all of the above

frail cedar
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Hot

tardy crescent
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lel

frail cedar
tardy crescent
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run

golden ivy
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Pog fire gif

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been a while since we've had those here

frail cedar
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I know i have emotes now but, i started with gifs

golden ivy
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ye

frail cedar
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They just feel better

tardy crescent
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:^)

frail cedar
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.😊

tardy crescent
golden ivy
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they do have more oomph

tardy crescent
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scallius didn't help me get 49

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F

frail cedar
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πŸ‡«

tardy crescent
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had 34 before that card tho so xd

frail cedar
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Oh oh sorry hang on I'll do a classic

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πŸ‡² πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡½ πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡± πŸ‡± πŸ‡Έ

vernal flame
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disappears

tardy crescent
void spade
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don't get me fucking started on fucking Kilowater

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the level I'm at needs 44QQ coins or something

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like what the FUCK

tardy crescent
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lal

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gets second iodized
build times: let's commit 1/3 instead 1/2 haha

void spade
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I think Kuaka said at some point it switches from needing coins to needing Gor traces which would be way better

tardy crescent
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seriously that's conpletely illogical

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gor traces :^)

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hold my 50T+ traces

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seriously, having your build times 3x faster for getting your second iodized is totally illogical, iodized builders must be broken

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they even boost normal builders somehow

solemn estuary
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Woah that's a lot of time

tardy crescent
void spade
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yeah you leveled it up

tardy crescent
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yea

solemn estuary
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lvl 28 lvl 29

tardy crescent
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but I mean the two speed numbers

agile jetty
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If I designed a whole bunch of stuff and posted it in the suggestion discussion, would anyone actually read through it and give feedback?

tardy crescent
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that's a 4/3 increase

solemn estuary
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FunnyLucky will @agile jetty

void spade
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if "a whole bunch of stuff" is put into sectioned comments so I can vote on individual ideas

tardy crescent
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I wonder if it actually always is 4/3 πŸ€”

long glen
golden ivy
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he did

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before he disappeared

agile jetty
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okay, I'll give it a go then.

golden ivy
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what kind of stuff? @agile jetty

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i don't think lava would put in like, art made by someone else

solemn estuary
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Also if its game suggestion good luck getting lava to apply it

tardy crescent
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he even said "you could help in art haha"

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probably as a joke tho

vernal flame
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Lul

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Jbaited

raw folioBOT
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

solemn estuary
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Yes

tardy crescent
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imma continue to level chandelier, only 11 levels left to the complete chaos

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takes me 5 mins lol

solemn estuary
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Get it to level 50

tardy crescent
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56

agile jetty
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Additional ice creams, updates for certain sections (eg; set bonuses for crusade items), new contracts, things like that @golden ivy

golden ivy
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yeah sure

tardy crescent
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we be like: You have completed Icecream 50!

golden ivy
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don't have like 20 billion different things in one suggestion tho

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split it up a bit

tardy crescent
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but yea good idea

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to get insanely op stuff only the strongest can dream of

agile jetty
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I will split it up into sections based on what area they are for,

tardy crescent
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all your potions get boosted to the power of 5.19³'²⁸

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15, 9, 4, 14

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wtf

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and +4 had to be for the learn perk

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why are the learn perks so resistive to getting the levels they're supposed to get (+15)?

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and +11 the other time while the next perk got +13 hahaha

void spade
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what bonus are you getting from the potion?

tardy crescent
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85%

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learnt at 19

void spade
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weird, unlucky I guess lmao

tardy crescent
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no

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cuz I have another +9 where it isn't supposed to be

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and this happens to me literally always, sometimes at the same fucking perks for several times in a row

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other times it is perks 2-8 which get +1 instead +15

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I have to remark perk 3 (why the learn perks -_-)

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where can I learn to reduce the chances of these bitches to practically 0 lol

void spade
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idk, I still get random +1's and such

tardy crescent
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I have to remark the learn perks above everything by a far distance

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why the fricking learn perks and not the useless ones such as 7 or 14

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or 4/11

void spade
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Don't the learn perks soft cap

tardy crescent
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kinda

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but it's a while till you get 200%

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alien told me he had 100k and he had 199%

void spade
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yeah but why worry about it at that point if it's gonna take forever for like 1-2%

tardy crescent
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lol it's still good to have it at 200%

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one upgrade less to worry about 🀷

void spade
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if I want faster learning I could just increase my boosts or smth

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I'm only worried about perk 12

tardy crescent
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luckily it isn't asymptotic

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would like to be able to go to 12 in just a few secs tho

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problem is I'm not gonna spend thousands of gems on tink boosters

void spade
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you could just boost a shit ton and get a bunch of boost lvls for boostio

tardy crescent
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kinda, but do trashed %s still get counted?

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if so I'll do an autoclicker night xd

void spade
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idk for the building requirements, but you'll still get boost XP and a higher boost level will increase how much boostio boosts

tardy crescent
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true

solemn estuary
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Grue

tardy crescent
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Would be scared for not being able to get more boostio levels just cuz the only really considered item% is from items you got

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is boost lvl 125+ possible? I guess 100 is, but what about 125?

winged sigil
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just depends on how long you're willing to autoclick

solemn estuary
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Boosters help a lot because its a free deck

tardy crescent
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kinda

solemn estuary
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Yeah if you got the spaces

tardy crescent
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well let's say I wanted to autoclick for a night and I currently got lvl 72 tink. Of course I'd always be using 5* stuff

solemn estuary
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Auto clicking boosters?

tardy crescent
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yee

solemn estuary
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I did that

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It was bad for me

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I just sit there manually boost instead, once you get the rhythm it doesn't take long

winged sigil
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but then you need to be the one doing it

solemn estuary
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I was going for specific boost stats though

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Or you talking about levels?

tardy crescent
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yea I sometimes autoclick that crap when I want higher boost

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but I mean boost lvls

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cuz the more lvls you got the more effect boostio makes

solemn estuary
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Is that the whole booster itselff

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I'm slightly confused

tardy crescent
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the level of the skill, basically

winged sigil
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well you could put a slightly longer delay before it resets so you can stop the clicker

solemn estuary
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Ah okay, I thought boostio is for specific item level boost

tardy crescent
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this ^

solemn estuary
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Ah okay

tardy crescent
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well you could put a slightly longer delay before it resets so you can stop the clicker
that too

agile jetty
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Okay, I have 6 designs done πŸ™‚

solemn estuary
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Show us here

agile jetty
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5th special Ice Cream
Pearly Gates
Pearlescent all Crusade items
Defeat all crusade level 150

Reward:
2x Booster Chance
+2 Max Boost Slots

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6th special Ice Cream
Lucky 7s
Achive a Total Skiller Level of 77,777

Reward:
+777% Train exp chance

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UPDATES FOR SECTIONS

Crusade -
Pearlescent Set Bonus
If all items equipped are pearlescent
+10% Equipped item efficiency

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Add Multiple Crusaders
Simple button on bottom right with x1/10/25/50/100

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CARDS -
Sort/Search
A new section where Cards are sorted by their used area as opposed to their obtained area.

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CONTRACTS
PETS -
Well Travelled
F Reach Gargantuer
E Reach Stax On Stax
D Reach Gary
C Reach Puck Man
B Reach Trespasser 10
A Reach Trespasser 20
S Reach Trespasser 30
SS Reach Trespasser 40
SSS Reach Abberant Trespasser 10
SSSS Reach Abberant Trespasser 20
SSSS+ Reach Abberant Trespasser 30

tardy crescent
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first's a trash bonus, 2nd kinda trash as well, pet one needs more aberrant trespassers (maybe 50, 150, 400)

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first one is trash cuz you already got billion%

winged sigil
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well, the first bonus would make it easier to reach much higher %

tardy crescent
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well, 1b% + 777% = 1b777% tho

winged sigil
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first one is boosting, no?

tardy crescent
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well exp chances are already expressed as percentages

void spade
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5th ice cream is kinda cool but doesn't address the REAL issue with boosting which is needing to rely on miscs, but I'd take what I could get
6th ice cream sounds meh
Pearl set bonus also sounds eh, would rather see that be a mastery task or something like that
Multiple Crusaders has been suggested before but happy
Card sorting has been suggested before but happy
Pet contract seems a bit too easy to SSSS++ on

tardy crescent
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so, 1600000797%

agile jetty
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The lucky 7s one is my least developed. I was thinking at first of it being
6th special Ice Cream
Lucky 7s
Achive a Total Skiller Level of 77,777

Reward:
+777% Total Damage

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or

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6th special Ice Cream
Lucky 7s
Achive a Total Skiller Level of 77,777

Reward:
x777% Train exp chance

winged sigil
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needs to be multiplicative to be of any use at all

tardy crescent
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that sounds better

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basically x7.77

agile jetty
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yeah

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thats is what I had meant, my bad for not writing it correctly

tardy crescent
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:(

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xd

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even the other level was 363M

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there's definitely something weird on the formula lol

void spade
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yeah fo sho

winged sigil
tardy crescent
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πŸ€”

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so higher buildings are supposed to take longer

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like, quite longer than prevoios id buildings

winged sigil
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the last buildings don't scale with level unless the treasure is < 22 or >= 25

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and coincidentally, chandelier changes from treasure 24 to 25 at lvl 55

tardy crescent
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πŸ€”

winged sigil
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thus gaining a 1.4^55 multiplier

tardy crescent
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hmm

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though it is >= 25

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and 25=>25 -> true πŸ€”

winged sigil
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yes?

tardy crescent
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then why the swap when it's not resource 26 πŸ€”

winged sigil
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25 is greater or equal to 25

tardy crescent
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wait the increase counts 25 as well?

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was thinking about it like "22-25 don't get cost scaling", cuz somehow I'm kinda an idiot xd

safe ruin
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Icecream 1 dine

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Done

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Please clap

void spade
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πŸ‘

safe ruin
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Sub 20 minutes

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Probably could have attempted earlier

winged sigil
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sounds like it

safe ruin
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Also the T10 Smithing staying after RB is πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

winged sigil
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it's t11 and t12

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t10 is where ensouled head/etc are

safe ruin
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Wait is there more above T11

frail warren
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t12

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or t11+1

safe ruin
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Is it same smithing level?

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That’s why 11+1?

void spade
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@safe ruin there are 2 new tiers

safe ruin
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Both from Spelunking

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I’m on Zaqqic

frail warren
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there is another

solemn estuary
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Howdy

frail warren
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heosy]

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howdy

solemn estuary
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I'm waiting for spring

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Have you seen her

ashen orbit
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no?

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is spring a person?

tiny saffron
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Wew blue static

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That's a dope colour

void spade
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:)

frank moth
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i point out a grammatic mistake
guy goes like WELL IF YOURE SO SMART MR GRAMMAR GUY THEN CAN YOU SPEAK POLISH

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well no i cant, whats your point

tiny saffron
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I think they mean they can speak your English but you can't their language

frank moth
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well, with that, he cant speak my russian

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i just turned the convo into a fucking drama cause i "made fun of a grammar mistake"

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for the second time

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i should stop making fun of grammar mistakes...

tiny saffron
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Hmmm nice fitee where is that guy

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Only thing I know in Russian is

frank moth
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privet

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or

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suka

tiny saffron
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Cyka blyat

frank moth
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the guys name is literally uknown so i decided it would be fun to make a meme of it

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i should have learnt the first time. damnit.

tiny saffron
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Ping him , I need dramaa

frank moth
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hes not from this server

tiny saffron
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Ahh rip

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Make him play idle skilling he will get addicted

frank moth
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and if you dm him about that problem, im in trouble so...

tiny saffron
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Make him play idle skilling , engage him for weeks

frank moth
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even though its cool to have drama, im fed up with it but i still am not considering leave.

tiny saffron
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Then casually mention about the fight

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#win

frank moth
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he plays mortal kombat and pay day

tiny saffron
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Pay day wtf is that

frank moth
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what makes you think he will play a no sound idle skilling game

tiny saffron
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Mortal Kombat is old

frank moth
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pay day is something of your usual gta shit

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idk myself but, seems like it.

tiny saffron
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It has sound , ask your cat

frank moth
#

i was serious on the sounds thing but yeah

tiny saffron
#

Like cheaper version of gta 5?

frank moth
#

i havent noticed it till lava said it

#

lol

#

the guys name was mruknownerbrian, so i said "mruknownerbrian

still spelling unknown wrong to this day"

tiny saffron
#

I am taking a break ,got tired of auto spam

frank moth
#

it set him off

livid lava
#

heyy

tiny saffron
#

Wew you typed that I read it as mrhdjdndjdkee

frank moth
#

this was second time, so i knew that "Do you speak Poland?" shit already

#

i said "you're awfully sensitive". he babbles.

tiny saffron
#

Sup @livid lava

frank moth
#

hey kvetko

#

then an admin supports his claim, which I EXPECTED

#

thats fucking right EXPECT

#

i hate this staff in that server :(

tiny saffron
#

Speaking of staff did funnylucky get demoted

burnt pecan
#

I wish

frank moth
#

ok he just said "you are mocking me"

#

hes staff, so i cant just go "Fuck you"

#

i wish

tiny saffron
#

So powa aboos still going on

frank moth
#

mRuKnoWnErbrIan still spells uKnWon wrOng

burnt pecan
#

Also I may have permanent hearing damage, lmao

frank moth
#

what

#

how

burnt pecan
#

Guns

#

Lol

frank moth
#

bruh

#

it reminded me of measles' side effect

#

measles can fuck your hearing up so

tiny saffron
#

Funny text is so bad it hurts your ears instead of eyes

frank moth
#

yeah i just ran away from that pointless drama

#

hes not worth the stress.

tiny saffron
#

Never look up symptoms on internet

#

I once thought I had lung cancer but it was just a bad cough

frank moth
#

i watched the side effect of vaccines

#

and now i know measles does shit

#

but i would have to get rash to notice so

#

and my parents are not awfully dumb, so i got them vaccines

void spade
#

hi sela!

#

how ya been?

#

that sounds awful

#

is he paying you or anything? Or was it just something he asked you to do as a favor and you were like "yeah sure can't be that bad" bc you weren't expecting that many pictures

winged sigil
#

"I have some old pictures, could you be a dear and scan them for me?"

#

*digs out all the pictures mankind has ever taken*

#

I mean I guess it's nice that he's kept memories

void spade
#

man imagine being able to keep track of pictures for that long

#

I can't go 10 minutes without losing something

solemn estuary
#

Add some positive solution

distant siren
#

i played IS til 1 am

#

im gonna do it again

void spade
#

nice

winged sigil
distant siren
#

i knew someone would say that

#

i'm actually catching up

#

got purple vessels finally.

livid lava
#

my parents are young

#

or what

#

btw did I ever told ya that I have pretty mom ?

golden ivy
#

i don't need you to tell me that

#

i tell her that

livid lava
#

she is too old for u adam

#

or maybe

#

give her kiss for me

#

like no do not do that

distant siren
#

i read your messages in a russian accent

livid lava
#

I am C Z E C H

void spade
#

yeah @distant siren czech your privilege

livid lava
#

and not it is not the same

#

no*

distant siren
#

i know

livid lava
#

yes

#

czech your privilege

#

like that is super smart static huh

void spade
#

πŸ™‚

pliant schooner
#

did u just do a czech check

#

lava is playing a type of hoop game right now

#

he better get a lot of turtles

livid lava
#

he is getting ideas

pliant schooner
#

idle skilling rumble mode

distant siren
#

uh oh

outer spear
#

Idle skilling battle royale when?

#

Let’s all go to McDonalds and ask for the Idle Skilling Burger

livid lava
#

I do not live where ur do so

#

I can not, but I can share some skype cam McDonalds eating

golden ivy
#

morning

void spade
#

morning

livid lava
#

night

golden ivy
#

oh hey kvet

livid lava
#

hey

chilly prawn
#

Day 43. Captains log. Still no update for iOS

void spade
#

at least you're mixing it up now

golden ivy
#

thanks for the update cap

#

think harder next time its your turn to decide a phone

livid lava
#

how do u think harder

#

the only hard thing

#

oh

#

yes

#

ok nvm

golden ivy
#

ok im bored

#

i want to play a game

void spade
#

play a game then

golden ivy
#

i need a new game

#

a fun game

void spade
#

you could play league

#

that's free you don't even need to steal it

golden ivy
#

my internet is too bad rn

#

the kids are back for the week 😦

#

ooooooh ok im going to play stardew

livid lava
#

beware

#

play that

golden ivy
#

well actually im save editing it

livid lava
#

it is czech game

fading nymph
#

You ready for the stardew valley game that comes next?

golden ivy
#

practicing coding by breaking the game

#

huh

void spade
#

That's a cool way to learn

golden ivy
#

yeahhhhh

#

its fun asf

fading nymph
#

Not the same but takes place in same universe.

#

Send him your saves. Lmao

void spade
#

I personally can't stand working with other people's codebases though. Like I can work with examples and stuff but I have such a hard time trying to understand other people's coding standards and such

fading nymph
#

For whatever game you have.

livid lava
#

that is why u use comments

fading nymph
#

Like lavas code

golden ivy
void spade
#

I can tolerate the Idle Skilling codebase because it's all Stencyl generated so I know a human being didn't write it

golden ivy
#

that pic i sent is like half the amount of code for my save

#

all just variables and stuff

#

alot to sort through

fading nymph
#

He did write it. He's just pretending to code in stencyl.

#

πŸ€ͺ

void spade
#

I would be concerned if any human being would write code like this

fading nymph
#

Oh bray, all the data centers are having issues today for some raisin.

golden ivy
#

data centers?

#

huh

fading nymph
#

Where your internet comes from

golden ivy
#

oh yes

#

oof

#

ok im loading up my edited save

void spade
#

every data center? Like all of them? @fading nymph

golden ivy
#

oh fuck

#

i forgot that setting my year above 2 or whatever would give me the grandpa cutscene

void spade
#

weird

golden ivy
#

now i have to sit through this shit

#

ugh

void spade
#

Oh Bray if you're interested in messing with code and stuff for existing games you could check out VVVVVV

#

they made that open source

golden ivy
#

oooh

void spade
golden ivy
#

lit

#

oh fuck all the cutscenes are today

#

ugh

fading nymph
#

Amazon servers on the west coast are definitely having issues.

golden ivy
#

so i set my level to 20

#

and it turned green

fading nymph
#

And VVVVVV is a good game.

golden ivy
#

ok ok idea

#

what if i set "IsMale" to false and "IsFemale" to false

#

what do i become

void spade
#

I would imagine the game would just crash or have some kind of error handling that would give you a gender

golden ivy
#

sadly

#

it just made me a female

#

and it also redid the grandpa cutscene

#

replacing grandson with granddaughter

#

Finaly

fading nymph
#

Transexual should be a thing in stardew.

golden ivy
fading nymph
#

Gratz!

golden ivy
#

Now need to focus on getting 6 max level to oblivion

#

ok im done for now but the last thing i did was replace all instances of "false" with "true"

#

time to crash

#

yup it crashed

#

that was fun

fading nymph
#

Wanna confuse the game bray? Try making some lines that set true to false and false to true. Lmao

#

Without manually doing it. :P

golden ivy
#

a bit advanced for me

#

well im going to try

fading nymph
#

Welp...

golden ivy
#

oh wait

#

i am #3 now

fading nymph
#

Who?

golden ivy
#

hoot

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

wow

#

i am disturbed

fading nymph
#

Owls.

golden ivy
#

anyone know what format android saves are in?

frail warren
#

yum

fading nymph
frail warren
#

snacc

golden ivy
#

hoot hoot

void spade
#

what do you mean @golden ivy

#

by the format thing

fading nymph
#

What is the save extension

golden ivy
#

yea that thing

void spade
#

I know that IS uses a .sol

fading nymph
#

Ohhj

#

Even on Android? Interesting Sol editors are fun

void spade
#

yeah, I would imagine the extension used varies from game to game

long glen
#

Kongregate save is a flash cookie. Android save is not, it just uses the same extension.

void spade
#

is that why converting the save is dumb? @long glen

golden ivy
#

Will upgrading the oblivion card booster chance to 6* will it increase my succes rate ?

#

im trying to save edit idle

winged sigil
#

a little bit, wst

golden ivy
#

Better than nothing

void spade
#

I had a mildly annoying time learning how to do that @golden ivy

golden ivy
#

only issue is i cant test because i dont know where nox and bluestacks are storing the save

void spade
#

can't you just restore the backup or something after you're done editing

winged sigil
#

you don't need to know anything about where the save is stored on the device, just the name of the package

#

which you needed to even get the save to begin with

long glen
#

Root your emulator, Brayden. For bluestacks, the rooting program I used also had a tab for moving files between the "phone" and the rest of your disk.

near wharf
#

wait wait wait

#

i just got a package delivered

#

by the same truck that is holding my cards

#

but it wasnt my cards and now the truck is gone

wispy dagger
#

pins?

near wharf
#

damn i ordered cards not a 3 part saga smh

frail warren
#

lmao

near wharf
#

like its literally tyhe same truck

#

like the live update map showed the truck outside my door

tardy crescent
#

h m m

near wharf
#

and now its gone to the next street over

#

it still says "to be delivered"

tardy crescent
wispy dagger
#

you think that its making multiple deliveries but it has to go through more before you get yours again

near wharf
#

but like

#

why did it deliver me my other package

#

and not this one

tardy crescent
#

(^:

#

idk tho

near wharf
#

i am filing a CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT against the CRIMINAL SCUM of the united states postal service

tardy crescent
#

lol

wispy dagger
#

a little inconsistant delivering... but at least its still on its way

near wharf
#

i feel like spongebob trying to get that mermaid man conch shell prize

tardy crescent
#

I'm not very far from building the ultimate trekking deck

#

then go thru all the bitches known to as trespassers

wispy dagger
#

i feel like there should be a post office in idle skilling for some reason that makes a joke about the delievery system

tardy crescent
#

hahaha omg

winged sigil
#

just get like 2 levels

tardy crescent
#

No I don't have 9999QQ stars of perk points

wispy dagger
#

idle shipping tho

tardy crescent
#

also wtf Alien how come 2 lvl ups

wispy dagger
#

i hope it gets to your house soon lava

tardy crescent
#

15M for me is like 500 level ups

spring nimbus
#

I need like 20 card decks

#

And more options to assign them

void spade
#

yeah Alien don't forget Elm doesn't have base Occ hahaha

tardy crescent
#

hahaha actually got it today

worldly lichen
#

Oh

#

I said it

tardy crescent
#

got the 4 base bosses with like 250 keys

#

wtf hahaha how come didn't I need 15k

void spade
#

because you had good luck

spring nimbus
#

Luckz

void spade
#

as opposed to your usual garbage lucky

spring nimbus
#

I didn't get a single one using 4k keys

tardy crescent
#

5k here

spring nimbus
#

I got tons of gems tho

tardy crescent
#

for occ x

spring nimbus
#

So no complaining

tardy crescent
#

I didn't even give in my cards and am very far away from doing that

spring nimbus
#

Ye, X asylum bosses are the worst

tardy crescent
#

I'll need around 10,000 tickets to complete the process

#

oh, and don't forget the 50k keys

#

also garbage is a very little adjective for my luck hahaha

winged sigil
#

well, 50k keys is way faster to collect than 10k tickets

spring nimbus
#

Indeed

#

What needs 50k keys?

tardy crescent
#

not that much when the only decent key card you got is a 5* occ x

#

it's funny how base asylum cards are 1000x useful as Z cards

winged sigil
#

it's still much faster than tickets

tardy crescent
#

true

wispy dagger
#

Must upgrade my delivery driver!!! or else my shipment of material wont make it here in time!

worldly lichen
#

I have more than 10k and all Asylum card at 6* but I need 2 raid card and have 0 tickets xD

tardy crescent
#

xD

#

could you pls give me your 10k keys? anyway you don't even need them

analog elk
#

papers please, idle skilling edition

worldly lichen
#

Yeah for tickets no problem elmenda

wispy dagger
#

i mean if it had to be a thing, id say involve ships/boats/planes/busses/rockets

#

outspace

near wharf
#

at least theyre being honest with their timeline

tardy crescent
#

hmm

near wharf
#

they are currently

analog elk
#

maybe the questions is: where is there

near wharf
#

3 blocks down

analog elk
#

question answered

livid lava
#

yeeet

near wharf
#

down from the "right at your doorstep" status we were at earlier

livid lava
#

just rush to them

#

stalk them

near wharf
#

ok what the fuck

livid lava
#

kick the delivery guy

near wharf
#

i swear the street the truck is on right now

analog elk
#

is this the delivery company that also tucks you in in bed?

near wharf
#

didnt used to exist

livid lava
#

and steal that stickers

#

or what that is

near wharf
#

they literally made this street up today just to delay the package

livid lava
#

huh

wispy dagger
#

multi-dimensional deliveries

analog elk
#

maybe it has to do something with After Life

livid lava
#

it is like same with me...... they "try" to deliver my stuff but I was "not at home" 3x.. so they sent it back

worldly lichen
#

Use bandit bob to steal the delivery guy

livid lava
#

thx delivery service

#

I paid 10bcks for that

chilly prawn
#

Lava. Can we get iOS timeline like that truck delivery. For when we get the 4.1 update. Would like that patch. 43 days since android got it

winged sigil
#

one day

wispy dagger
#

ooo thatd be a neat concept for updates though instead of the list with the ALMOST

#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

tardy crescent
#

imma lvl up duck cuz i got to lvl 6 πŸ˜‚ hahaha

near wharf
#

"update has arrived at your doorstep"

#

go outside, its a different update for a different game

tardy crescent
#

xd

near wharf
#

go back inside to check the timeline

#

"update is now 2 blocks away"

chilly prawn
#

Feels like me refreshing the App Store on iOS everyday for 4.1 😒

#

F5, f5, f5

wispy dagger
#

lol

golden ivy
#

I feel like he would announce if iOS was getting an update tho

#

Like after he publishes it

void spade
#

you'd think he'd at least say what the plan at all is

#

like just something like "yeah PC and iOS are being worked on still and will get X patch at some point"

#

especially considering both aren't doing the best in terms of bugginess. PC players haven't been able to tell wtf they're doing on the ascend and rebirth screens for over a month now, iOS users are randomly crashing and losing their saves and there hasn't been any kind of update indicating that those things are even being worked on.

I get that Lava is busy and a single dev but I feel like it wouldn't take much to at least issue some kind of statement like: "yeah ik shit's kinda broke but I'm workin' on it and will provide updates as soon as I can, kthx"

wispy dagger
#

hmm

tame sparrow
#

Lava be living near a quantum street that only exists when nobody wants it there

chilly prawn
#

Like I been counting days 43 now. Not even a whisper about iOS

wispy dagger
#

multi-dimensional streets vad

chilly prawn
#

Yea static id like something

void spade
#

I feel like Lava should hire a PR guy or something

winged sigil
#

I feel like that guy would be just as lost as everyone else

wispy dagger
#

not if lava actually sat down with that person and gave them a predefined list of things

void spade
#

PR Guy: "Hey Lava, a lot of people have been asking if you plan on fixing PC/iOS, what should I tell them?"

Lava: "Oh, don't worry about that I've got that on lockdown"

golden ivy
#

who cares about informing players when you can just say you've got it under control for over a month

chilly prawn
#

Be two months later on March 5th

golden ivy
#

pc player: "hey so can we get a quick fix for seeing AP perks?"
lava: "don't worry, i've got it on lockdown"
pc player: "cool so when's the fix coming?"
lava: "don't wrory, i've got it on lockdown"

chilly prawn
#

Next time I’m supposed clean the house I’ll tell them I got it on lock down and not clean for 43 days. See how that works out. Same for my mortgage payment

void spade
#

I don't think that's exactly the same

#

Lava is PROBABLY working on it

chilly prawn
#

Ooh that reminds me gotta call mortgage company. They didn’t do their part n pay taxes in escrow I got a bill saying I owe taxes when it’s included in my monthly. Good thing I came here to cry about my 4.1

void spade
#

he's just not telling anyone anything

#

He has the transparency of a brick wall it seems

chilly prawn
#

I’m probably gonna clean the house eventually.

safe ruin
#

You guys are forgetting one vital thing

chilly prawn
#

Or finish staining my barn door for my dining room. It’s been almost two years on that project πŸ™‚

safe ruin
#

Lavas got it on lockdown

chilly prawn
#

!nick iOS on lockdown

void spade
#

it'd be more like if you were working on cleaning the house and if someone asked you "hey, what parts of the house have you cleaned?/What do you plan on cleaning and when?" you would just completely ignore them and continue cleaning until you were finished and then you'd tell them

chilly prawn
#

Or I’m cleaning the first floor (Android) and ignoring the second floor (iOS) and we have a basement (pc) , when did that happen?

golden ivy
#

except you'd avoid cleaning the big turd on the floor of the living room

#

until you're done

wispy dagger
#

if lava spent time trying to communicate, a lot of his time for aseprite might be shortened

void spade
#

but it would just take like a sentence

#

he would just need to say "hey, I'm working on iOS and PC and I'm not abandoning them"

wispy dagger
#

adam thats the only way to clean up

void spade
#

If Lava just communicated that he was working on the thing people are worried about than things would be way better

#

But instead he just randomly says/teases something he's working on

chilly prawn
#

Well if his time on asep isn’t used for 2/3 of the platforms he is on ...... I’d rather he communicate that have yet another android update or major android content drop and iOS and pc are sitting here like

void spade
#

like he confirmed he found a fix for rounding. Why would he tell us that but he can't say ANYTHING to PC and iOS players? When their games have been broken for over a month

#

He could even just put it in mod chat or something so at least we could calm the masses

#

aka Napolleon

warm sphinx
#

I can't believe this nut guy is still muted lamo

chilly prawn
#

Lol mute me when I’m atleast trying to bring to light an issue.

void spade
#

what?

#

I didn't say anything about muting you

chilly prawn
#

And if I let it go then no one would say anything about it we get brushed under the rug. Xinix not you

void spade
#

I was just using you as an example, if Lava told mods that he was working on fixing iOS and PC or whatever then I'd be able to tell YOU that and you wouldn't need to post every day

#

ohhh

#

he was talking about someone else Napolleon

chilly prawn
#

O

golden ivy
#

trust me, we complain constantly

#

you can't see the mod channels though

#

which is where most of it happens

chilly prawn
#

There was an iOS guy the other day in a Channel lost his save

void spade
#

and where most of it is ignored

#

Yeah that's been happening a lot Napolleon, I agree it's a problem

golden ivy
#

save loss happens all the time tho wdym?

frail cedar
#

Do i sense uh.... NaCl? Or are we okay here

#

Ohhhhh

#

F

golden ivy
#

tons

#

metric tons of it

void spade
#

Right, but I've mostly been seeing it happen to iOS users

#

especially recently

frail cedar
winged sigil
#

and ios doesn't have cloudsave

chilly prawn
#

And I swear to god there is a bug on iOS or my file now. King raid boss isn’t dropping cards. I’ve gone weeks now trying with every ticket and got zero cards. I got all but the oculon and ocu Y cards.

golden ivy
#

like a new bug made save loss more common or has ios always had increased risk of save loss?

void spade
#

but yeah Ashley we're just having our usual discussion of "I wish Lava was more transparent about what he was working on"

warm sphinx
#

Idk why iOS is always outdated or something

golden ivy
#

lol no @chilly prawn

void spade
#

I couldn't tell you that for sure Adam

winged sigil
#

only hope you have if you've taken an itunes backup or something

void spade
#

I just know that recently most people that come here about losing saves have been iOS users

golden ivy
#

maybe because android users got cloud save?

void spade
#

or the rare Android user that doesn't know what cloudsave is

#

Right, that could be what it is

golden ivy
#

it's possible both have same save loss rates

#

why do they even have save loss though? pc has none

winged sigil
#

could also be that it's the same proportion but that there are more people playing ios now than before

void spade
#

They all have the same story of the game randomly crashing and then save is gone

golden ivy
#

yeah pc doesn't have crashing either hahaha

#

why are the mobile versions so fucked

void spade
#

I've never crashed on android

tame sparrow
#

I lost my save for over a month until cloudsave mysteriously worked again for some reason

golden ivy
#

if he managed to make pc stable

void spade
#

I believe that's an iOS thing, the crashing

warm sphinx
#

Simple question, is bieng a programmer easy or exhausting and frustrating

golden ivy
#

nah android definitely crashes

void spade
#

it can be either @warm sphinx

#

that's the fun of it

tame sparrow
#

@warm sphinx yes

warm sphinx
#

Yes

chilly prawn
#

Dunno I’m on TestFlight beta testing for a dev and he seems to be doing ok and communicating with us very frequently

winged sigil
#

I think I've had a couple of crashes during the months I've played

void spade
#

I'm sure some devs are more suited for the one man dev-team to be fair

warm sphinx
#

Has anyone noticed the devil with a six pack on the server banner

void spade
#

Since Lava had no knowledge of programming I doubt he has much of a solidified process

safe ruin
#

I am iOS and honestly idc, Lava keeps the game pseudo updated

#

Lots of devs abandon

chilly prawn
#

Im sure being programmer isn’t as frustrating and exhausting when you devote enough time to supporting your game/code Bc the more you fix bugs and support it easier it get but when bugs remain and compound together with other bugs and things not working. Probably frustrating

#

43 days is abandon

void spade
#

Right, Lava does a good job at least trying to support every platform. My only thing is he would be doing a way better job if he just TOLD people that they were eventually going to get something

chilly prawn
#

Or the early stages of abandon

safe ruin
#

No

chilly prawn
#

Yes

safe ruin
#

3 years is abandon

#

I don’t mind his crypticism

chilly prawn
#

4.1 was a pretty good QOL patch I need those decks to help my IS out

void spade
#

I wouldn't call a month or two abandoned. Maybe for big AAA games that have entire teams dedicated to providing updates and such

safe ruin
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He loves the project

golden ivy
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well he's clearly working on new content while pc and ios is fucked

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i'd say his priorities suck

void spade
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Agreed Adam

chilly prawn
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Yeah hit there was an update. Just not for 2/3rd of platforms

winged sigil
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but it was probably like 90% of the playerbase

safe ruin
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iOS has been behind way more before

warm sphinx
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Good thing I'm android and not ios and have to wait a month or more for a update

tame sparrow
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tbh I think it would be neat if he abandoned iOs and PC, as long as he announced it first

chilly prawn
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Yeah mastery update delay was ridiculous too. But that was major huge update. This is a small patch and it’s getting to that same point of delay

void spade
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The only point I'm trying to make is I wish Lava communicated even slightly

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about his dev process or goals or whatever

golden ivy
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@tame sparrow u wanna fight bruv

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i'll fokin bash yer head in

tame sparrow
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They didn't train me to fight, only to kill

warm sphinx
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O shit

void spade
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aka vad has a gun

warm sphinx
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aka vad has god mode cheats on even tho he could 1 shot adam

void spade
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Vad the kinda guy to buy AWP and tell everyone to knife fight mid on Dust 2

frail warren
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yes

warm sphinx
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@frail warren what does your name even mean

frail warren
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yes

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jodoc was callin kuaka kuamo

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so i got that from there

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then when kuaka coin rolled out, i asked for kuamo doler, and it became doner because food is good

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sosig from pfp

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eyars from someone

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peungings from someone too

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i had reeves

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because kuamo reeves sounded like keanu reeves

warm sphinx
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Yes

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You are a legend

frail warren
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name fusion

warm sphinx
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yes

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When was there this lavachamp emoji

frail warren
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a while ago

wispy dagger
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hmmm

frail warren
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my username relates heavily to jodoc tho

livid lava
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he is gey ?

wispy dagger
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who

void spade
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who is gay @livid lava

livid lava
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jodoc I guess

wispy dagger
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nah

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guess somewhere else

void spade
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I'm half gay does that count

golden ivy
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I get to spend family day in the clinic

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My dad decided to get us all prescribed lice treatment after he found out my step Brothers had it

chilly prawn
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It’s only gay if you push back @void spade

tame sparrow
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You need a prescription for lice treatment? Weird

golden ivy
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Yeah

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The kids have had it since before Christmas so we need the big stuff

tame sparrow
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oh jeeze

golden ivy
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Though after being checked, I was the only person who doesn't have it

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So I just wasted like 5 hours

chilly prawn
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Kerosene would work

fading nymph
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Kerosene not combustible enough

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Gasoline and powdered coffee creamer.

bold olive
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I'm not sure if i want to go for ice cream 3 or not :/

winged sigil
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are you not sure if you have the damage or what's the issue

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being at incarnate 84 suggests you could clear all of the ice creams

bold olive
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really? @winged sigil
Well let's clear them all then lol

winged sigil
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you can check the calculator though

fading nymph
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πŸ₯§

bold olive
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@winged sigil that looks way to advanced, I'll just go for it

void spade
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{{view.description}} lol

fleet ivy
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!help just testing

raw folioBOT
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XMARK6 Dudes [The guy who complains], this command is disabled in this channel

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XMARK6 Dudes [The guy who complains], this command is disabled in this channel

fleet ivy
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At least it tells me twice

void spade
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The second just drives the point home

fleet ivy
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Lol

bold olive
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@fleet ivy Reminds me of my mom

wispy dagger
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Dudes is your mother

winged sigil
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there's two help commands

livid lava
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fleet ivy
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Ahh

winged sigil
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for whatever reason

fleet ivy
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Isn't one broken?

winged sigil
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idk

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I guess

fleet ivy
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I know Adam manually added the second one

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!dudes

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!disappointing

tame sparrow
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!oceanman

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

fading nymph
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!oceanman

raw folioBOT
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Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

fading nymph