#off-topic-chat
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one night i had five toes too
Jodoc how the hell do you do so well with pixel art
I hope the doctors were able to save your other foot
I live in prague well
I'm 25 and I can't go beyond stick figures
shoulder parrot
im 25 and i cant go beyond hyper surrealist mega art like this one:
its like a real life picture, i know i know
See that's better than anything I've done lol
dudee thats amazing on its own
What do you call a twelve inch hand?
not big enough
A foot.
a twelve inch hand
Something your m- ahem, nm
a twelve inch hand?
digdawg over here with his damn wendigo hands
wait breaking news
top idle skilling player has just surpassed $1 million in spending
No I havent
first time in video game history that a player has ever spent 1 million
first time in any game ever
12 inches
including any other game like bit heroes or anything really
yes
What are you going to spend your 200 bucks on?
Lol
didn't that happen in eve online tho
I know apple will take the rest
my dick
damn jodoc
I only spent 100$ on gems before i realized i was spiraling
Lmao
I spend mostly like 20 or less
Where do floppy Canadian teens even get money from?
Y’all whack
wtf u addicted
Y’all should see what people spend on FGO
u rich bloody
fire gemblem oreos?
it also comes in day time
Meteor you have a serious problem
Nah he just has disposable income
I'm not losing money, I have a budget
I’ve probably spent 2 grand on fgo
oh so thats why you fraudulently made up a bogus fake news media story about a nonexistant ghost of a player who spent $1m
Oh no I was talking about the bag on his head still
Lmfao
Lmao
i actually talked to the guy who made that game
The guy, yeah, the team you mean
and he told me the biggest spender was some guy who spent 6000 dollars loool
no no just they guy

If you told me some fgo or fe player has spent 100k in their lifetime in the game
I've spent since like March 2018
I’d probably believe you
So like 2 years 6k
if i had 6k i would buy soooooooooo many pickles
dont buy pickles buy idle skilling gems
Yeah everyone spent your tax returns on gems in idle skilling
Man
If I had meteor moneys right now I would fix up my computer
You looking for a fluffer?
Do it or you’re getting banned from the discord
Vad I'm not rich.
I’m a mod trust me
I've got 3.6k in the bank right now. I make 15 an hour, I have student loans, car insurance and I pay 700 a month to help keep the house
And my family owes me 4200
Don't expect that back
And how old are you?
25
Well I'm $12k in debt thanks to murican medical bills and I'm unable to work so you're doing a little better than me lol
That’s better than most people our age
I have no skills and no motivation to do better.
Also I think having 3.6k in the bank is already beter than like 80% of all americans?
Yep
I gotta get my teeth cleaned and likely 3 cavities fixed, but that's a lot of money.
At that age at least
I have about 40k in the bank
yes
Almost 40k
what
So close
I have like 500 at my bank
I spent it cuz I liked how it made progress go smoothly, I enjoyed it for the most part
i have 4k i think
Zimbabwean dollars don't count, dig
gotta save for college
Its USD my guy
free college
Make sure you get a second opinion on those cavities, too. Its often worth the cost of an exam by another dentist, because lots of dentists like to try and do unneccesary work or extra work
ya u live in dumb contry
Not even that cheap canadian bux
I already know I need a deep cleaning. Scaling and under gums, pretty damn sure I have 3 cavities from pits and holes.
F L O S S
U need to get ur test, if they find it, ge them fixed how fast u can get
Well, any cavity needs fixing, I'm just saying some dentists might do a glass ionomer fill and some might want to do a whole damn crown completely unnecessarily. There's like a $3000 difference between the procedures
trust me
Only issue is finding a cheap dentist and one that won't be afraid to use some anesthetic more powerful than a dumb gum number. That stuff doesn't do anything
So a competent second opinion is very valuable
ya when I was child I had cavities...... she fck on that and just wait till I get "adult doctor"
I know any dentist that wants to charge more than 400 for all my work is likely a scammer
@kind rover look in to Los Algodones
..........well and then it was 1k dollars for that
and I was like
ye
fck u
anestesthetic are u like child or pussy ?
I neglected my teeth my whole life. Just didn't care. Never motivated, but I also think it's likely gonna be a massive issue if I don't get them fixed now.
Jesus kvetko
what pain lol
Meteor please do get them fixed asap. I did the same from depression and they're all ruined now
i eat razors daily to make sure i'm not a child or pussy
The gum numbing agent they use literally doesn't work for me, so...
You a redhead?
imagine paying for dental
if they knock you out with a frying pan will that work
America, where freedom runs so deep that you're on your own
I hate this goddam country so much
I got my 8 cavities for like 600 dollars, I mean those white ones not the fcking metal ones
it looks like I do not have any dmg to my teeth
maybe its time to explore ur options up north
@golden ivy like if u compare razors to cavities, maybe u should go to doctor lol
it was hyperbole
to say that just because you don't like pain doesn't mean you're not a man
bro, you have no fucking clue what real pain is until you have had an infection in your jaw from a bad tooth
i have had my entire mouth redone due to bottle rot
The last time I got my teeth deep cleaned was before I got braces like 10 years ago. Shit hurt so fucking much and they refused to use anything beyond basic numbing agents.
I had some ifection that the doctors need to make special drugs for me
I've had pancreatitis and kidney stones, both considered some of the most painful things that can happen to you that don't involve losing a limb to a table saw, and a jaw infection is right up there with them
it was like, on any part of my body, there were blisters of puss and it was painfull as fuck
Even the simple cavity depth test, where they measure the millimeters deep of calculus, hurt like hell
I nearlly passed out once
you'll be okay meatero
yes u would be ok
like
I did 5 of them in on season
it is just preasure
lol
if ur not feeling it ask for drughs
Don't they need to use a numbing shot for cavities anyway
Your jaw nerves feed pain directly in to your brain at a high level of fidelity with almost no delay
drugs
kvetko do you even bruhsh
they do not
they will ask
or at least in my country
they will just ask if u wanna
other then that, they will not use it
Hope that shit doesn't cost like 200 a shot
Yes sir I'll take one in each quadrant of my mouth 

full body shots
yes sir that is 800
Sucks that dentil is seen as cosmetic in the states
Yeah life threatening problems are cosmetic
it is cosmetic and practical at the same time
like I have those white ones, that looks like part of tooth
you need to eat
it cost me like 50 dollars per tooth
I had to be on IV antibiotics because of a tooth man, its no joke
tooth fairy hit you pretty hard vad
Plus neglecting teeth will give brain problems like migraines, depression, alzeimers, strokes, blood clots, etc
I have that without THAT
:(
my teeth have always been bad but my new dentist is good and I like him
"My new dentist is great, he waits until AFTER the laughing gas takes effect to unzip"
Lmfao
Have I missed anything
lava posted spoilers for the new content
my hygenist is a girl
oh those boobies on my head
benjee
and she usually deals with the stuff because my dentist is busy
Jodoc
lava came into the chat
also kvet wtf
and eeveryone got burnt
kvet likes em young
young and numb
Kvetko tell her next you see her say "Next time let me come in your mouth"
Women love sexual harassment
ok yes and next appointment ? she would say fck u pervert here is police
I would say it
like I like that woman, her career development was amazing.. she worked in hospital, then mada her own "private" clinic and now most of folks goes to her
like it is "family" dentist.. my whole family is in her care haha
and she is lovely and really good
Ask her out already
Is she single
who knows
Ugh grow some
Oh then put them in her mouth
jesus christ
how old i adam
What the hell
12
ok
i'm 20
thx adam
Snow you like that right, you're a real woman
Adam is 200
Ohhh I thought he meant "how old am I, Adam?"
yeah me too for a sec
so like hi adam how is the kindergarden ?
There's a whole country song about how older women make beautiful lovers
What about milk
Adam is Kvetkos girlfriend.
not false
And BenJee
that is more important right now
And weed
both fuck you daily?
I got weed
u junkies
Nooo
but no ben
Don't have to smoke weed to get high anymore
Oh okay
I just take pill lol
You can eat it. Or melt it.
Dirty pill popper
Pepper spray
I read that
bray probably has that on tape
No excuse
what
wjat do i have on tape
I keep telling him to go get that cat
kvet's secrets
I am going out with my friend tomorrow I guess.. I am still lonely as fuck I guess
Your friend a guy?
yes it is my friend for 10 + y
Kiss him
nah maybe some girls will come
Speaking of cats. Anyone remember this one?
or like they will
Fairy odd parents?
what is that
Lmao
cancer ?
I love them
i LOVE SPHYNX CAT
Kvetko I love you
Haha
Yeah no homo
Someone change topic so me and kvetkto can relate again
In bed
yes
We can shed our skins and swim in to the darkened void beyond
i am soooooo bored
then talk with us
noo
ok going to watch film and then sleep
Hey guys i have a quick question
yes
kvetko
yes
yes
pls
just for a bit
too drunk
fjkbfgadfgklu
blek alright

oh yes im learning how to juggle
Use chainsaws. That way you learn fast or die.
It's a good motivator to learn if it might kill you
fck I wanna some burrito now
I just ordered ten of these.
fck u
Come to Oregon, I'll make you one.
Kk. You want carne asada or steak?
steak
Spent three years in this place called santa Maria in California. Santa Maria style Tri Tip Steak is the best.
yes
rare one I guess
Snow and Bray sitting in a tree
shes like double my age
Score!
huh
lmao
M U T I L A T I N G
You guys are hilarious
Hey kvetko
I could mutilate bray but he's too young.
^
Give him a year or two, I'll get a wood chipper
This is the last time I'll talk about my emotions here today but
32
pls
Don't call a woman a girl
I've been having suicidal lapses for 2 and a half years now.
I'm fcking off now bye
Meat stay
Love ya meat. Don't be sad.
I an no in depres. now
blue rare _?
@golden ivy
Yes BenJee?
Blue is uncooked mostly.
I was scared you left
ye sashimi... blazed on the outside
@golden ivy
love u guys
@golden ivy
I'm seeing several psychiatrists from today
Meat, I wish you luck. I don't want bad things to happen to you
^
I always thought I could handle the pain on my own but I can't. At least not anymore.
^
^
^
^
^
You guys ever heard of King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard?
https://youtu.be/cmAlQvDQGoI
New album Infest The Rats’ Nest out 16 August 2019
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Produced by Max Coles & Jono Kable
Colour grading by Bella walker
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No one should ever suffer alone meat
Fuck you too kvetko
Drugs are a mask.
ok
I've been on them so long, I know they don't work in the long run.
Do not be kvetko
Asking for help, is truly the one way to be happy. 🤗
Oh hi meat
tell her "I really like u, well I love you, will u be my girlfriend ? "
I don't anymore, kvetko
We all wander aimlessly through life, trying to find us. Finding nothing but pain, and until we find something to ground us, we are lost.
maybe its best to just forget about it for now
But still. If I lose her I'm going to burn everything.
Because she is an amazing person.
where is ashley btw
she would love this conversation about burning things
Lmao
Ashley is having mental issues.
oh rip
She said so last time I saw her on.
If there was one person I'd save it would be her, because the world needs people like her.
Kvetko...
lol like
I'm making it her decision.
Wet dreams 
You killed minilava?
u do not even know how many times I did not say this thing and my love just run away
I've given her the choice to leave or stay, but so far she still doesn't know.
ait wot
trust me
||actually, i can find sprite with him||
She still doesn't know what she wants.
Kvetko has bad language skills
Yall like 14/15 of course you don't know what you want
yes I am not english
anyone want sum spoilers
Meat, you don't know what you want either.
and yes for static
He only speaks mushroom
Grasp what you can and try your best.
You can't avoid hurting people in life
kvet go to sleep m8
We still have contact. She knows that when she makes up her mind I'll respect her decision.
But for now all we do is talk and play mc
If you really just want her to decide chill until she decide
trust me
Good start. Minecraft bridges the world's people.
I am. I just wish she would make up her mind already.
crank some tunes, take some lcd and just go for a long walk
upwards of 100km
But whatever. She'll come to me when she decides.
*maybe
I'm not worried about it.
Actually fuck that I'm worried she's never gonna make up her mind lol
LCD liquid crystal display... Lmao
That's the joke yes @fading nymph
Lucy in the sky with diamonds better
I love that song
like meat, if u have troubles... just tell her how u feel
Kitty
like it is good/bad any way
Meow :)
Yes
yes
Hubby went to Orlando and left my mother in law in charge like I can't be trusted. Lmao
She'd poison my sandwhich
FINALLY
I wouldn't blame her
I FOUND HIM
haha meat
Gj hex
I'm kidding snow I love you ok
Mean. 😜
I love u too snow
I wanna kiss on my cheek lol
Kvet trying to get in my pants all day.
Kvet you're a ballsack
pants would be nice
It's started out with him cursing at me this morning. :P
what
lets all switch the topic of the convo pls
yes
Yes bray
xD
O.o
Nice red AP
so like, there is no alcohol left.. so I am going to sleep
I fucked up as always
I'm finally at green coins
by guys
Yey
Gratz meat
Idk what to do with it everything needs like 20
2 am and i'm doing this
meat what mee6 lvl are you
4 hours left to sleep xd
I erased my save file again. so back to White money
Also is there a hard limit for the value upgrade on skillets?
No
There's a soft limit on the visual for the values, but you can keep going above that
My wall
My teehee upgrade was the text Bray's nipples.
Lmao
😒 bray planned this.
Everything was planned
yeah pt2
Lmao
Bray just go and jerk ok I'll see you when you're not hard
Waiting for my next rank up
I literally killed the chat
Chat was dead. I figured I'd make sure. Doubletap
You lose weight.
That too
This cat is not depressed
I hate being like this, I feel so weak
Sorry. I love cats and squirrels. lmao
Snow life advice:
How do I fix the depression because I need to do more than just see people
to fix depression just be happy
You have to accept that you are broken and are willing to get better
also green is not a good color on you snow
You talk out what is wrong. You work to fix said wrongs. You go out and murder a kangaroo.
Wait... Ignore that last part.
That's what the psychiatrist is for. They help you accept you, so you can move on.
Mmm kangaroo meat yum
I had an ostrich burger once.
Camel?
We have wild camels from the settlers
Ah.
Also spider
O_o
ok so like
Gonna give me the Heebie-jeebies
im bored
Spider is weird it's really tender and tastes like crickets and chicken and fish
not like i care about mee6 or anything but there are too many greens and we need a pink rank at lvl 50
Spiders scare me...
Ok gotta take a call from psychiatrist soon
Do you say that because you are lvl 49 bray ?
Cool
there are 3 lvl 50s and soon to be 4
so pink
pls
actually the 3 with lvl 50 are mods
Meat. Talk to you later. 🖖
so it would only be me who has it visible
Bye snow
im not smart lmao
the best thing i have going for me is memory
and even that is so so
Everything is planned and you try to fool me 
You are making an idle game ?
yupp
Idle skilling 2.0
yes
just give a special color when you do a prestige at 60
Lavaflame will become brayden shoulder parrot
indeed kvet
ikf pafúawpfkw f kwúafa kfú§awúfa6+5fw +f5a+ 5fwa+6f4 aw+f6 awf74a64
,54
I totally agree
Yeah I was going to say that too
exactly
kvet coming in with a banger of a message
always light up my day
mute @golden ivy 1d ikf pafúawpfkw f kwúafa kfú§awúfa6+5fw +f5a+ 5fwa+6f4 aw+f6 awf74a64
,54
but like I saw some light outside now I am tired so I am going S L E E P Y
YES
modaboose
btw did somebody found "Go for A punch" ?
my stepmom got an email from my isp oopsi
What's that Kvelt ?
his pirating, probably
Guess what?
i thought my ass was gone until the bottom said "but due to canadian law your identity will be withheld"
oh did lava send that earlier?
looks pretty neat
not as neat as bug fixes though
HeXaR you are going to fill the entiere screen ? Lmao
I have old spoilers from lava where he sent a bouncy pincermen and deleted it
Ye
More stuff = More fun
More stuff = more bugs = not playable = less fun
Like I have x Tb of seeds and never got anything from IPS
Let's just forget about bugs for a minute
anyone have expiernce with gamemaker studio
"Go For A Punch" is lost gore anime video
Unfortunately, no
nobody found it
No one noticed interesting zone name lol
we did
ah ok
i just dont think anyone cared enuf to ask about ur weird idle fanfic
Suggestions is now fanfics?
Hey HeXaR what's that Whatever portal ?
Bug reports are porn
Doubt
I didn't decided what name of this portal should be so... whatever
hats where lava and bandit bob get down and dirty
ok gotta to sleep
alright
Imagine being in holiday :p
on
Oh
unless you know someone called Holiday, in which case go ahead, I guess
Poor Holiday
I finally got the gem jackpot!
nice
Hexar why are you not sleeping ? xD
Fuck sleep
Its chili night bois.
3/4 pound bean mix (1 part pinto, 1 part great northern, 2 parts black beans)
29 ounces tomato sauce
minced garlic, ground cumin, chili powder, cayenne pepper, MSG, garlic powder
2 pounds cooked ground beef and 1/4 of the grease from cooking it
Precook the dry beans under 6 cups water for 1 hour under pressure in the instant pot, drain most of the juice.
Combine all other ingredients in instant pot with beans and remaining bean juice
Pressure cook for 15 minutes
Enjoy
shame, I already made tacos
You off school tomorrow?
ye
Chili tomorrow
I doubt I'll be home
That's really not my problem. Enjoy not havin any fukken chili taco boi
eh
i like food
i can also somewhat cook food
and i eat it
and i think it's good
500 key run, can our intrepid hero get Scallux?
We've just fallen below 250 keys! A few AP coupons but no scallux pet in sight so far!
The adventure continues
key'tus deletus repeatus
no u
Only 1 run remains, with no pet rewarded thus far! Will our hero bet his last 15 keys on what seems to be a failing outcome? Is there perhaps a glimmer of hope on the horizon?
He's a gambler at heart. He hits the button aaaaaaaaand.....
ap coupon :(
lmao

From 500 keys I got 4 AP coupons
14 keys remain, so I'll do another final run when the next key drops
Well I also got 120 gems from it
but yeah
Daddy needs a scallux pet
next key drops in an hour :x

im here husling to get the lvl 3 jester
for my monies
and then getting it to lvl 6 too
why is my wifi so shit
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bad access point placement is usually the culprit
yeah
Actually
The it's not even the AP
It's just the fact that most companies now give every pack as shit WiFi to save them money
If you got anyone who gives you their own modem and router all in one combo, get your own router and piggy back
I do that with att n my router is a 8yr old netgear with the lastest firmware and it kills the all in one even with 5 other devices on it
Hello
Goodbye. :P
5:45 pm
Wow awake at 5:45 pm weird lmao
Are you from Snowland, Snow?
Are you?
We will never know
I've now been awake for 34 hours again.
Not sleeping any time soon.
Time for a new personal record
RIP and TEAR until it is done
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
@golden ivy
Okay, time to take my 16 remaining keys and make one attempt to get Scallux.
Wish me luck
Break a leg
TFW no scallux :(
What's the fix
I just realized that was mine...lul @pearl oak
Hope Raid Drop Luck increases boss card drop chance next time
Sorry. Just got into it with a co worker.
But the fix is to rob a bank. Use that to buy gift cards. Run a VPN and a new Google account on a burner phone. And buy more asylum keys
HOW DARE YOU DOI
We needed the Fortnite kids gone
Lucky patcher
There is a limit to how many gems you can buy.
There is a code line you could inject to give you lots of gems but that required repackaging the game

Repacking isn't hard.
I got an app that could do that for Android.
Decompile and repack. It's nice
For those who want it
you have alot of batman gifs
Batman is better then you.
than*
Oooooo
Then is measurement of time and I stand by my statement.
Oh and bray. If you keep calling me a bitch at random times I may set your dick on fire with gasoline and coffee creamer.
Finally, I beat idle skilling
You can still get 9* damage
See this. It's a siphon pump. I may attach this to your body and see what I can fill it with. Custard maybe. Or buttercream.
Wait, wouldn’t attaching to it someone else make it pump out whatever’s inside of them?
There are two ends.
I could attach one end to one side and the other end to the other side.
A siphon pump won’t give you enough pressure to pump anything into anyone
You’d barely get 5 cubic ml before that things seals give
Now a wet pump will do you proper
Fine, I'll use an air compressor and rend your skin from your muscles.
😱 spider in my bathtub
I'm just in a bad mood cause my mother in law decided she was gonna clean the entire house... Again... In the same day... When I had already cleaned it...
We got I'm a fight over what to feed my child.
And then she tried to wash her teddy bear... It's hand wash only. Doesn't go in the God damn washer.
oeuf
Exhausted. Pissed. Locked myself in my bedroom. -_-
Which she unlocked from the outside somehow.
Thought about screwing with this tomorrow
My basic knowledge of JavaScript isn't good enough.
I'm sure, you'll be able to pick it up
guys im back :D
Prolly no one remembers me
but...
my account got disabled
So uh
Rip my near-bandit bobs
uh sure
What monster
Decided it was a good idea
To make you 5 star all of the cards 😭
what does "our best friend"s first bonus mean
the bob just stares at me
with utter contempt and now with a look of anger like
y
i only have horrible puns
A dog which whines to leap onto your feet
Stupid rng. Er rather nice mr rng, give me a good chance at boosting.
I’d pay ya for it
:p
How long does it take for the Game Info to load for the first time?
Should've manually crafted to 999,999,985 for exactly 2 billion%
Lul
Annoying how the other Craft button thing doesn't increase with the double smith chance thing.
So I basically waste about 4x more resources
basically
fricking children
literal kids
Just saying...lol
I'm kind of far but not that far
So I basically use the x200
Lul
You guys mean all of you?
There's only about 8 people in the whole server that aren't children, and I'm two of them
Hey vadhakara
Howdy
I told my friend to go.
To go until I find myself again
Because he is much better than me.
Self recollection is never a bad choice
That's a strange and dramatic way you have of saying things, Meat
I spent my day slightly differently than it sounds like yours went
Oh ok
We made a lot of chili
And I've been awake for almost 2 days now
Now I'm watching the Ken Burns documentary "The Vietnam War"

