#off-topic-chat
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unless they got infinite dmg as well
bruh started coughing blood brb
He got annoyed that when he released maelstrom we posted pictures of the final glitch within 2 minutes of it hitting live lol
this is the fuck you to him haha
the double fuck you
Dibs his phone unless its iphone

@vital heart dont die pls
trying my best
good luck
You being real
Dag
i'd appreciate it if you dien't
Put a tampon in your mouth, worked for me
seems like a plan
wut
That's what they're for, right?
kind of, but still weird
Can you visit a local gp? or doctor
bruh i live in a shithole
Okay well have you got any medicine
got some gripex
just dont live in a shithole lmao
good solution, give me money to move
If you do die give throp your phone if it's Samsung
its xiaomi
Haha
Xiaomi gang
who wouldve known that my phone came bundled with coronavirus
maybe u have cancer
Maybe not
lowkey just fucking dies
honestly, it best if you just... overcome whatever the fuck this is
lets hope you dont die at least
a couple days of suffering is better than a lifetime of not live
how
not living > living
yea im on board with kvetko
I don't think lifetime is the right word in that sentence
man i thought i was the depressed one
thus why lifetime of not live
because not liv
so like 70 yrs
well no
because that'd be right
depends
hmm
if youre in a fridge then sure a while
cryogenically frozen
in water, couple months ig
If you are in a volcano not 70yo
yea a slightly shorter period of time in a volcano
69.696969696969 years
kinda gay
lel
meant gaymers?
too tired to retort, cya
does anyone know the ritual dance to do to actually get raid cards to drop? i think i've wasted over a thousand tickets and still cardless
Sounds wrong but I'm desparate
and ya I wasted like 50+ per day and got it after like, well it was nearly month
I've only gotten two this last month rip
it is pain for sure
I think there must be some bug with card drop chance, or wiki rates are way off
!luck
Raid drop luck works in asylum as it should (for more details see the chy document).
Raid drops themselves are currently not working properly, so raid drop luck doesn't really do anything in raids right now until those are fixed.
NOTHING IN THE GAME AFFECTS RAID/ASYLUM CARD/PET DROPS
So card drop useless for raid and asylum?
One day....
just go hard for those 3 kings cards and then flush it down the toilet because of construction
haha
Yeah that's what I'm attempting
ya that is why I did one frecking card for month haha
There's no ticket upgrades besides the early Ascension upgrade too is there
and now I do not have any of tem
Like double asylum key drop style that I'm missing
Rip
raid ticket are harder to get then asylum ya
k
noone will ever know
Who knows
He is muted so no answer xD
those weirdo names are from banned users
like, from all discord, not this just this server
nut just changed his discord username to that
wut
night
5 hours ago I had 1M wtf
lol you died
lol
bad
haxman
hello peepz
who r u
I am you from the future!
what
what?
Hey eldar from the future
In the future the world is taken over by aliens, we live by hiding our pressence online using their avatars
@pliant schooner I'm you from the future
when lava will choose the winners ?
We kill the aliens
@worldly lichen how do we beat the aliens
Because @frank moth helped us
im changing my name forever
@frank moth what secrets have you hidden from yourself that could save us
there
Lmao
@pliant schooner boner
changed as i clicked enter
@frank moth I'm you from the future
fuck you guys
well its getting busy now!
Where is Penis 6.0 i have important information
damn i went back to early
huh
uhu
Uhu
Wtf maxing tinkalicious is hard
Wtf


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Was reading new articles and scrolled through too fast and read 'Mediatating on your child: A quick guide to cooking birds'
the fuck
Fuck the
permission to kill that mongrel?
Granted
!kill @stupid_who_wrote_about_cooking_birds_by_meditating_on_your_child#6969
for what reason
meh it's just the dmg indicator xd
I'm updating it more frequently lately, but that's it
Almost 9* for elmenda xD
I am 15*
I'm on QQ*
Smh
15* is infinite
^
To infinity and beyond
I want to get my 9* cash legit, but that's gonna take a while
Cant get past teehee 62
I think anything above 11* is infinite
Alteration 100
what if I got inf dmg out of nowhere 
clown
I heard you deal 0 damage
umm
Just dont hit null
haha
anyone have a pet guide?
some wiki lad was making one
anyone play gloomhaven?
idk if they finished it
hmm
hmm?
Mmh
Hmm
mhmh
Hmmm
Mhm
you what?
π π² π²
lol wot
π π² π²
@tardy crescent
'git bambozzled' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.


xd
why is there so much offtopic
ok
And if you need to die goto #550107059920699392
I wanna die here
Ballsack is too magical to die anywhere.
@tardy crescent Sorry I was gone thinking
Fax doe
No u
Lol
Hax?
I haven't been able to break the game that thourghly. Lmao
So basically hax
When's the overflow? Lol
Lol
I have time skipped twice in mine tbh
I did a day on spelunk alpha, and I did it to get asylum keys
Time skipped. Never done that.
I used to do that in animal crossing. :P
Have to get my keys from the crypt now
Been forced to add lines of codes then erase them because the game won't load. Lmao
Oof, sounds like lava coding tho 
I tried optimizing his code. That made everything worse
O.o
you got 2 billion billions?
49 million billions?
I've gone up and down on it a few times
4 trillion million billions?
Somewhere in like the 2.1b is when the game quits counting numbers
In this case 2.1b billion
It just counts back down to 0
It don't have a visual cap of 999b ?
That's because integers overflow around 2.1b
make it long long
It's like a certain power of 2 or something iirc
longer than yo penis
Wow.
Doubt it. Lmao jk
But how did you break the visual cap mag ?
Ok lmao
Also my connection is being gay so it takes a bit to respond
He used some bugs to get that far before they were patched lol
atleast the internet is not lonely
@frank moth You are you from the future.
He paid you in cheese?
Exactly
Stop cheesing the game. Lmao
U heard about the spelunk exploit right?
Probably the most broken if people properly utilized it
Lol
But yea, spelunking let you keep reapplying tinker stat bonuses every time you visited the screen
In the alpha
Oh yeah, just by tapping spleunker button over and over. Lol
I been using pet exploit Kauaka showed me.
The boss pet and asylum pet one
Kuaka can show you lmao
He had a video of it.
Also, just want to let u know I will gladly take any tilling/mining traces you have left over 
And people said botany traces were bad
At least u can autoclick those
Oh yeah. I hate those
After I hit a certain point I get waaaay too many botany traces
It's not too powerful, actually. Maybe 20-40 extra levels at that point. If you got it to 100% however...
That's the goal
Wish it raised the level with the Max level.
whoopsie.exe
cdrom pops open
Also I've basically invested the max rp u can in that tank
So yea, doesnt seem likely
Unless next update let's us get green rp numbers
Welp time to remove the limiter on that tank and see what happens
mines still in the hundreds lmao
damn
So it looks like talent goes up by .6% per
i can't even get 1 Q
I dont have that one open yet haha
Pet passives
that guy looks like half of his leg got teleported away
Also all other inf perks r basically pointless
I'm capped on dmg, smithing is ez, maxed vessels, bp is useless, brew speed is ok I guess, and the rest cap
Brewing I'm still bottlenecked by resources
sad
Should have used that spelunk exploit more when I had the chance 
Or I can pull an ondra and downgrade my IS
Oof
Was that cuz of the exploit?
Lol
Lmaooo
Tbh, I dont really need the exploit there, I'm 3 away from almighty already
Might for gold poop tho
It's great. I change one thing and half way across the game I have things like this happen
Yeah a lot of things get tied together in odd ways throughout the codebase
He piggy backed a lot of code on top of code that doesn't need a piggyback
Wait, while ur here static, do you perhaps know what the "limit" of the tank that ups talent shrines max level is?
Show him the picture mag lmao
Cause they're named like shit and some things get put in arrays that shouldn't
And the one for the shrine
These screenshots help me not at all
Lol
I want to know if that shrine cAn hit 100%
I would need to know the id of that specific tank bonus
And that sounds like shit to find out
Static, did you know squirrels used to be the greatest pets ever?
I just did what snow asked 
O also this
Is super satisfying
Contemplating leaving my inf perk so I can keep this
I wish I could run the game while the code was displayed so I could see what things I was looking at.
That would help, yea
Half the stuff lava labels has a completely irrelevant title lmao
Click here and it would jump to the code it was using sorta thing
Or make me able to read the matrix and hook the game into it. Lmao
Well, back to staring at numbers grow and occasionally tapping to do something 
Adios
Lmao
xd
hmm
Squirrels used to be owned by everyone
And then... They werent
California decided they were pests not pets so they made them exotic pets that you couldnt own and then put them on the beat with a bat list.
.
I also realize I'm talking to myself again but meh.
Intradasting
They are considered wild and untamable but loyal.
Also, I'd probably find nuts all over my room
My boyfriend's mom was rehabilitating a squirrel and they've been trying to get her ready to be released and she fucked around outside but she keeps coming back to go back in her cage
So they're just gonna keep her i think and let her come and go as she wants
teh cuteness.
keep her and make her fat
It's not a cage. It's a house.
here
Where he go?
He's living at boyfriends mom's house cause she knows how to properly care for squirrels and has the time to give them the attention and socializing they need
π
vibe check
Current vibe: 

elmenda has failed the vibe check
no its the original vibe check meme
maybe not original but
the one everyone knows
β‘ β‘ π³ π³
okay mate
The phone emoji is called vibration mode
God i love you Kvetko
But I won't explain anymore. :P
Zap zap brnk brnk made me laugh so hard
ok haha
Lmao
Yes. Laugh at the ballsack
owww
you know those people with spelunkers that take thousands of days to dig to the bottom?
It would be 50% better if I got banned. :P
as
as
missclick
What game?
^
Coochie clicker. Lmfao
Coochie clicker the game where you zap zap brnk brnk
yes
I'd play it
that was nice
Nutaka probably has it
hmm
Mark, so it'd take about one good golden cookie combo to buy it?
Found the secret to summon Chy, just talk about any other game besides IS
Gah they added ads to the mobile version of the game.
they?
oh
I remember a time before sugar lumps were nerfed. Saved up enough that I could stack nearly all golden cookie effects at once. Needless to say I was "done" with the game at that point.
ugh
banner ads?
that is not nice
i'm fine with banner ads
???
what
No, it's an app
ah
question about card decks...if i have a card deck linked for fighting and make a second duplicate of the same card deck using the same cards as before do the bonuses stack?
Stupid egg exploit, why won't you work!
Guess I'm just not cool enough to be one of the guys
Ya I canβt get it to work yet either
For this exploit you need only green egg boss?
Is there any negative affect to the time skipping that you guys talked about earlier?
the egg exploit can't be done on the iOS version
I did 24 hours cause of a ridiculous builder time and now my pachinko is fucked
Any fix?
I'm on android, though
I seriously think there's just one specific detail to the glitch that's being left out...
nah, I'm just kidding, I really don't know that, just messing with ma boi napolleon
Oh no, I've been tagged by lava!
its the cops, run!
Yeah, right, here I am, unable to get it to work
if u try to exploit or do some time skip stuff.. nobody really cares, but if there is a problem with ur game, do not try to cry here
Eh
Just asking for a fix
I did not ment like crying, I ment, do not try to find any fix here
haha
and idk if there is
only way is if u have some old save from helium
Back to staring at plants growing like usual
marked by lava 
lava gave me a star
finally got to the point I can cap all crafts 1b, feelsgoodman.jpg
now to figure out how to brew potions faster than 1 lifetime
Oh how I wish I could be gloriously incandescent covered in egg yolk
is that yolk white
what
what
is the last t-perk really hidden behind "lots" lol...
htai?
yes hntai
nice
what
I fucked shit up more
then fuck it more
Went back in time a day and now I cant get fish
do year
what
I enjoy this game a lot
oh
I dont want to quit but with no fish its unplayable
Rebirth ?
I just got to doing icecreams
Cloud save ?
Did you made a cloud save ?
You can load it you will have some bugs and loose some progress but that's better than nothing
Just uninstall and reinstall?
Idk xD
Great idea @livid lava
no problem
I rebirthed and I think things are fine

@zinc moat if you have any broken timers you can send me ur save and I'll fix it
...
Why @distant siren
don't know how to
stabs internet with a crooked bayonet
heya
hey
ro501
Is this good with infinite charge
infinity forge makes it obsolete
yeehaw
sy815
sy815 indeed
Fresh like a morning baguette
huh
kuaka doesn't understand the fresh taste of morning baguettes
I do not
maybe when ur older u will understand
maybe when ur french u will understand
is like morning baguette hard on the skin or what
morning hard ?
yes
its warm on the outside but hot in the center, creating steam when it hits the frigid morning air, amazing paired with butter but fine on its own.
truly a breakfast worth the wait
lava stop react spamming
Lava is the worst at following the rules in the server tbh
π
It's actually not funny but ok
this is a serious issue dont laugh
idk like some fine jam and real butter + good coffee
we need to teach him discipline
good coffee is a rarity for me
You need to get the right ki d of coffee
It doesn't need to be fancy
well it needs to be good
or some good blue cheese or ermine cheese
Fancy coffees usually taste like butt
I just get hills bros, they use Arabica beans
u just need to know ur source
I get local beans.. it is like 200g for 10bucks
925sr
well, less... my dad mostly got like 1 kilo of that and he just give me some packages so..
coffee is really a cheap stuff, it is even cheaper than that fcking market stuff
frecking expensive vs taste
what does 925er mean
some nerd stuff i guess
same
Kinda very anxious
take some ritalin meat
I take pill or drungs when I feel like a shit
drungs
Meat do you take meds for anxiety?
ok
not to be a chat therapist who is annoying asf but maybe its best to talk to someone about managing anxiety with medication
I don't though
I am not talking to therapist because I do not wanna my parents to know
because "I am the good kid who is going to get degree and it is happy"
time for cigy huh
ah21
me too
time for good old shit
Why all those random messages @molten junco ?
hes a bot I built to take advantage of mee6 and become teehee
oh most of my family are IT guys... like Ing. and stuff.. idk if somebody has Phd... I think not
but even without degree, they still have "good" jobs
my uncle does not have even uni and it like "movie" guy in big company and I am fcking stressed the fuck out that my family thing that I am so smart that I have to get degree
and like.. oh boy, idk what to do, I do not wanna fail my parents tho
on other hand I wanna be teacher and that is quite impossible in my country without degree so ...
haha
Everyone in my family have awesome degree
And i'm here want to stop just with my bac
that is my first goal... haha have bac.
mgr. ? maybe huh, I can teach just with bac. so idc... but u know, those "titles" are pretty fancy
fck I wanna go back to highschool
ar250
Let's go to primary school for the end of my life would be good
My friend is angry at me because I unintentionally hurt her by saying something I didn't know would hurt and now she doesn't think I even considered her as a friend. And also she said she couldn't believe that she actually liked me and now I'm anxious because she hasn't messaged me this morning to say anything. I really do love her and now I'm hurting because I hurt her.
I've done so much for her and now I don't really know what to say if she thinks I don't like her. Not even going to try and argue though.
And I bought her Minecraft and she's still using it so...
gold digger
lmao i bought her minecraft and she's still using it
she is just teen leave her be for couple of days and she will come back
Yep she was playing it for a good hour while I was taking some time out
just send here some memes
And I'm just gonna give her some time.
21gt
675mrs
ok bro @molten junco
ok
you have to talk words
idk what that mean
hc i started with 12 somehow managed to get 100 balls in total from one go without even buying more
words suck
not some cryptic shit
so ok, my roommate just banked at my door that she smell cigs, what should I do ?
eat her
throw her out
thx guys
np
you can drink as much as you want but not smoke cigs
250qt561nq
https://www.theonion.com/ good onion
@molten junco if you keep saying nonsense i'll mute you
no let me mute him
why?
idk
there is some helicopter patroling or idk what it is doing lol
I was here first
He just speak to MEE6
@golden ivy its a code you input in something and receive $5 real cash
yeah but
when im done i will say what it is
we use this channel to converse
ok no
okay then no $5 for you
Go in #bot-commands at least
ok who cares about $5
like I do
thanks jodoc
but that is too much work
no kvet
you will spend it all on beer
yes
no bad

they had sale... beer for 0,5 euro
I found 20$ on the floor on thursday
it was american cash
that is like 35 beers
Yeah he didn't take 35 beers Kvelt xD
dip made out of onion
yes and that is sad
ngX
it is like some mayo onion stuff ?
its onion
Uh
fuck girls are confusing
Even more than ngX
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
fuck girls are confusing
I ended up giving her some time we'll see
say her that she has 10 minutes
u need to give person specific time
or specific thing
That was yesterday kvet
4h but she need to make an essay about what she thinked
I did anyway
just chill about it dude it doesn't seem like a big deal and she'll realise that
Ik she read it because she replied but I have more proof because she removed the angry status
Adam you don't know shit
Y'all can tell me not to be anxious but I can't
i'm not telling you not to be anxious dude
People were last night
i'm telling you to take it easy cause i don't think saying more stuff will help, you just gotta let her chill
well i wasn't here last night lol
Not overthink too
Yeah I am I just put out a status for her
that is why u need to take it calmly and send her meme picture
No, kvet.
yes, no kidding lol
give her something to loose the mood
to break the iceberk
or what ever
._.
THIS HELICOPTER
what the fck
is going on lol
are they trying to find some weed grower or what
xD
How
hmm
what is that
the secret
The checks
with the boxes
oh
/what brayden said
try tapping on the top left corner
Itβs worse because Iβm on mobile
ik, that's why top left
u need to be more precise
slowly
lovely
do it like u wanna touch a cat that is spitting on u, u know ur scared, but u still wanna touch that pussy
wtf
Did you drink that 35 beers Kvelt ?
I'm actually balling
10

Wall e is a good movie tho
Went from like QQ plants after a grow all to T green plants after a grow all
Also, I think I may now be permanently deaf in my left ear
So that's cool
^
Sad thing is I think I already done it before and I unchecked it
T R E A S U R E P L A N E T
my favourite films are pretty good
Just get someone to shout into the right ear and don't listen so the things in the left ear get pushed out

Well it seems reasonable to believe your favorite movies are good
Y didn't I think of that
That's so simple
I'll just shoot right next to might right ear
Yeah that
That will negate the deafness in my left ear
clicker heroes 2 is fun
Btw whatβs this
^
Stage lightz
Oh it cost monies
what the fck
Just a PSA to Americans out there: Guns are loud
omh

no they are nor @burnt pecan
Yes they are