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well, it's not
not even gonna consider waddles cuz its boost is marginal
I use 4 PP cards, ruler + tubby wurm + occ 6* + chewed 6*
chewed 6* reeeeee
what's reeeeee about it
not my fault you don't waste your gems
or just lucky with the free pack
Occ 6* was from my free pack
you might've missed the deadline for it or something
cuz I was moron enough to don't connect in the time being
if you just opened the game around christmas, you got the pack
I'm only getting like 550% perk points total from my pet passives
they're multiplicative
no
isn't that what made PC broken asf?
larger maybe, but multiplicative, no
more than broken just ez to get lvls
it was broken af when it was multiplicative
at least the conversion to int limited the gains people could get
at once anyway
my spagetti is roughly the same level
xd
mine are at like 170
most of my pet passives are lvl <=10
yeah I'm about to level my stuff a bunch more. I've been focusing solely on capsule exp passives
I wanted to get those 3 to 150 before I started leveling anything else. But I'm just gonna level 1 of each and 3 other passives
this is why I lack of pet hp wtf 
hm
btw it's my last pet
how much is it per lvl
need to know if I can get over 15M hp to counter-attack the noob blue orb attacks
10%
not enough then
multi with the other ones
but like I got all pets low so
will level platypus+slime to like 30, will see if that'll be enough to surpass 15M
got 4.3M currently and slime lvl 6
demon also has pet hp
h m m
that one's at lvl 4 xd
well first gotta level those
the decision had been done before so
so I'm not missing any hp pets right?
fine
gets the first lvl of platypus
hp hasn't changed
sure they're multiplicative? I can prove otherwise
oh wait got 4.7M now
stoopid game loading stuff in a weird way
aaaa got another platypus level and still 4.7M hp
then the Idle Bugging name fits the game 
refresh the screen or recalibrate?
recalibrate wasn't needed before
do pet passives work with only pets that are equipped or as long as they are leveled up they are on?
they work the same way as potions
passives are passive
capsules are just to level them
thank you
no need to equip them
you get the bonus always
maybe should quit level da capsule exp pets for a little while
I don't plan on taking a break from my capsule exp pets until I hit lvl 150 on em all
I mean, I'll be leveling them most of the time, but hp is kinda urgent
So I noticed that my brew times in the apothecary seem... super wrong
Is that normal?
how so
mama mia is bugged
Like they say they're going to be done making a new potion form ingredients in "50 minutes".
I will use a 2 hour candy and come back to like, a MAYBE 1/4th done potion
oh ok
phew
!brewspeed
There are many sources of brew speed in addition to the obvious sources like T-Perks and the BP perk. There are 3 pet passives, 4 cards (2 from new Crusades and 2 from Oblivion), 2 3rd stats on Tinkering gear, a new potion, and the infinite perk.
The Mama Mia Construction perk (4th section) is also incredibly strong, but only works:
On 4.1: away from screen; not on screen, offline, or with candies
On 4.0: offline, with candies, or by tapping the Apo button while you're already on the Apo screen; not away or on screen
I thought I broke something
candies don't work
they do
not for apo
well they work mama mia just doesn't work with them
is this extremely low for almost 9* dmg lol
it's pretty good, I'd say
yeah that's roughly where I'm at
hmm cool
nowhere near there
Felt like my tilling is extremely low tho
bro i can't even hit one lava
6+3=9?
What is the fall event arcade skin
just that?
imagine normal, then add orange
it's a fall themed skin for arcade
it's right there in the name
lots of orange
lol
So it doesn't give anything else
correct
then how dafuq you'd heal
huh?
you don't
I just do a lot of damage
you still get attacked
correct
no matter what's your attack speed
but I get a few kills in before I get killed and that's enough to shoot me up to a few hundred mil/a billion movement speed
are your hp pet passives like lvl 100? it's not normal you to have 50M+ hp with those trashy pets
but idk it may be just cuz of my trash pet passives
vibe check
slime - lv 30
plat - lv 39
demon - lv 28
keep in mind my support pets are significantly higher level than my ground pets
7/4/4
by significantly I mean 20k-30k
well
I got 71-150k xd
yes 71 without k
I know it sounds crazy but it's a fact, I'm actually using pets from the Pleistocene in my build
and then a doped occ
also why any of you using snapzi if "perception is that bad"
yeah
Wtf
i dont get that
if you'd do crit with a 100% chance, could be mildly understandable, but not with <100% crit chance
usain bolt
xd
xd
Sexy
lel
will completely remake my pet crew when I get to 2B strength with them
Only 2b?
overflow
Happy valentine's day
Even tho it's Saturday 15 feb
lol
not wrong
Bad Valentine's day
1 pm on the 14th here
also is it me or the trespassers only shoot purple and blue balls?
12am
midnight
Ohhh ok
am = midnight
pm = noon
I always mess than one up
Bray spending the day with his left.

Pm post meridiem or something like that
Almost xD
just use 24h clock
yes
It's way better
@golden ivy can I call u bray for short?
everyone calls him bray lol
Hey bray for short how are you ?
@worldly lichen bad joke
It was meh
Well I do what I can
And that's great
when lava.StealGems() gets activated
!oceanman
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
wut
lava forces his players to get iodized pieces of shit
π©
idk why you have such a massive problem with getting more builder speed
because lava has restricted so much stuff behind the iodized purchase
I actually just need to get treasure not builder speed at all
got more important things to get such as apo crystals (almost done) or 7 birds
again, that's your problem
From autoclicker
admittedly, spelunking endgame is not great
I feel like iodized builders are like the last thing worth complaining about. Compared to all the other issues tunnels has
Lava shouldn't force us to get iodized builders to get buildings done in a reasonable amount of time
early to midgame spelunking was great imo, then the stupid scaling took over and everything takes forever now
true
or just say to lava not to force his players to take iodized
maybe they should be less powerful so you'd complain less
for instance making the smithing item affect normals as well
it's even in #best-suggestions-β lol
Well that's like the Infinite forge but not that necessary
or you could stop being an ass about it and get one
or lava could directly remove iodized builders reduce build times
it's endgame, things are supposed to take time
and yes, I'm a detractor of the 100 daily gem theory
and it's an idle game
one thing is something to take a reasonable amount of time and something else is needing entire weeks for a single low-effect upgrade Alien
you're not there yet
chandelier is an exception
because the formula has an unfortunate oversight
the scaling on the things could still be lower, yes
I'm at the lower levels, so it would be even more worthless to level kilowater and juiced up due to stupidly low resource reqs and stupidly high build time
1.4x per level is stupid on the 50 level ones
but mostly fine on the 10 level ones
idgaf, I had saved enough to buy them all at the start
I'm a strong detractor of the 100 daily gems theory
I consider it is just bullshit to have an excuse for people who complain about gem prices, the daily gems are nearer to 50 than they are to 100
it is, but it's no reason to go around saying the daily gems are 2x of what they really are
you don't have all the sources maxed, sounds like
sure I got only 34 max balls, but like balls are 0.3 gems each
It is 100 gems per day
you could save keys for a while and get a few k gems in a day
Just Asylum keys / hoops give a lot
asylum was always best gem source
crypt gives like 30-60
Was?
I'd lower the crypt amount slightly
today like 40
20-60?
better
20/40 for me
meh I'd say 15-35 are the most common values
not getting stuck part way through helps a lot
yea
and you can get lucky still
Hoops caps at 45
60 is just visual
you can think react all you want I confirmed in code
My average is 4-38 gems in hoops, with a quite marked polarity
or I get a lot or I get bullshit
also crypt gives pachi balls, which means more gems
But with 20-40 from crypt, a max of 45 from hoops, daily pachinko balls/cards, daily asylum keys, I feel 100 gems daily is a pretty realistic amount to hit
45 of hoops if you can do regularly
some days you may get more, some days less
I never have gotten more than 38 gems
but on average 100 is attainable
I wouldn't say "shitloads"
~25 gems for crypt
~44 gems with pachi (49 per 8hours)
~25 with hoops
~X with asylum
most drops are the fucking cards noone needs
It's more than 100
44 with 49 balls? wtf
I never get more then 5 hoops a day.
49balls per 8 hours with 0.3 gems with each ball
balls give 0.55 gems/ball on average
+poker card
was pretty precise thinking of a 0.5/ball ratio
just curious, does that number include the gem worth of drops like crystals
ooh so it's kinda better
Idk how much asylum give per day never really try
wait is a key like 1 gem/key
now. If we wanna talk about a REAL IS conspiracy. I think Lava has sabotaged my game so that it's impossible for just me to get a jackpot
I have same issue
did a spoiler post, finally got a certain something.
I never ever got a jackpot more than months ago
well, (7/13)^9 isn't that high of a chance
it was like july when I got my jackpot
I've never gotten one
I got one
I know Alien I'm just salty
I'm almost at same case as you so
You can just jack to compensate for it
what about these fuckers with 5+ jackpots
And more than 50 at the left of the jackpot xd
Never Lucky π¦
I want one jackpot.
jackpots are kinda bad now anyway
1000 gems ?
1500 from what I know
something like that
People still like to go for bad products
Like Heinz ketchup.
We all know you just want ketchup from me
I'm finally home
I wanted some lemon drink but the bending machine only had one left and it was at the back of the row
So I bought out an entire row of drinks
For my lemon
ew
Ok
i got a jackpot once was like 2600 gems i think
bending machine?
Yes
jackpot was nerfed in like 3.1 or whatever
imma go to get some asylum but whatever
a while back anyway
@worldly lichen love the name, and the books :)
I really liked them too :D
Zedd is the best :)
why does lava nerf stuff :( does he hate us?
I should finish the series at some point I kinda just stopped reading boos for awhile
You stopped at what book ?
this is a kinda meh setup
but at least now I can say I got a complete apo premium crystal set
Just 2 pink and it's perfect
yes but costs are too high
I need black
but mostly on the normal set of potions
and I don't feel like upgrading my apo setup anymore anyway
way too many gems wasted into crystals already
erm... blood of the fold i think @worldly lichen
you should put your blacks onto the second leftmost pot
because it's doing nothing rn
Sorry I forgot
Listen
That's not a fucking response to anything
If you don't have anything to say, why bother saying anything at all
Also what in the heck does Oregon Trail have to do with Teen Titans?
Idk
I remember I saw a episode where robin goes crazy to go to a place close with that name
Teen Titans Go
Yeah
Its the same thing
like I would say ok
Dang i wasted some perk points
Nah double craft is great
that means you get 3 crafts per click
Itβs 200% and not 100%
instead of 2x at 100%
mmf
Later you'll be wishing for higher craft multipliers lol
nope
To get past 100%
So I randomly fell asleep but accidently left discord open and yep my friend has sent me 2 messages
it'll go to 4x later
and isn't online
Banana is amazing rn
Why the fuck do I keep doing that
leaving discord open
Well its not like she doesn't know you might be away from the computer.
There's no reason to make a big deal of it.
I'm sure she understands that you were napp0ing, or busy
no
girls do not understand that
they need msg in matter of sec after they send u one
As if you know anything about women lmao
Ok zoomer
Ok zoomer
Good night kvet
Awwww you guys are cutie pies
so u gonna fuck that teddy or what
Hey, you can't just say that
He's gotta romance it first.
THEN he can fuck it
one kiss no more
Anyone need the official DOOM WAD files? I've put DOOM, DOOM2, Plutonia, and TNT, as well as the DOOM2 WAD from "Master Levels" that may or may not be different than the base WAD, all in to a google drive folder.
My center cauldrons just hit blue speed. Happy days!
nice!
maelstrom time
hell yes, kill em
I slept for another half an hour
I'm not sure how I can even get to beating the last two ice creams, I feel like I'm starting to cap out on new content lol
you probably haven't capped out on old content
as in, potions level 700+, pet passives 20+, research tanks 2000+, rifts 500+, crafts at 1b, and probably something else I'm forgetting
Yeah just grinding away at some of the stuff now, I'm not close to done with tunnels either
What level did you bother getting your asylum rifts (can't remember their actual name lol) to @winged sigil ?
I really need to make a macro to use all my keys, have like 32k atm
I have like 22k too
Wait do I even need to buy the decks

It sure as hell doesn't seem like it
All of the decks work fine without actually owning them
well you can use them like that but it's a lot more convenient when you own them
also the pets link doesn't work
So I'll just buy the tinkering decks lol
Oh ok
Time to actually use the card deck link for once in my life lol

!cards
Wait I dunno what to pick
π
I'll just do the obvious ones like training first ig
I use these, though boss looting is pretty useless
level up your orange card pls
it's from crusade, I can't
F
Uh
Tilling deck where?

Seriously
Someone lend me a tilling deck please
Boss looting+ raid drop cards= gemmmmmmmm
except no
the effect caps at like 200% for gems
the caps are pinned in #526150063542501386
what's the problem with the sheet
Sheet sounds like shit
I'm on a phone, small words annoying scrolling and if I click on the wrong place or switch tabs it'll bring me back to the top

And don't even try to tell me to zoom in
Zoom in
Use mirror cast
What snowy said earlier is accurate
It's stupidly over complicated to see a few words
I was playing IS on my TV through my phone.
Good for you
I not only don't have discord on my computer
But also not a google account
It's brand new
π
You're too lame to use a computer
you don't need either?
It's infected with a virus
and you don't have discord already installed? smh
Again, more difficult than this should be

And I'm too tired to even try looking for the cards by name and not by a picture
As easy as hitting a button that you don'know about
@native gate hi funny!
How was your state test thing
That's good! You beat hella other nerd losers
break that 1000
Can someone DM their card decks, in the sheets a bunch of cards that aren't perk points are used twice and I'm starting to become very confused
Seriously this is getting annoying
hmmm?
^ this ^
^ that ^
Take the decks in the list, remove the lowest cards and add perk cards to it
Done
You're welcome
The "Meta" is for chums.
He can't read those shits... Sheets...
Cause he's anti sheets
The deck one is the easiest to read
He doesn't know how to read.
^ correct ^
Exactly
Hmm?
So? Lol
i'll slap you
Here just use this deck for everything
Sorry, he can't read.
Glub glub booga tout
There
but its ugly deck
Imagine not having a 6 star chicken leg
Its easy for me to imagine because I don't have one
π
Fuck you boirb
No typing, you can't read
Lmao
Only emotes
Just give him all your tunnel decks
Christ, I don't even want to think about tunnels

Those decks are useless. Lmao

Lava is taking so long to come out with this new patch because he's putting an auto clicker in game, confirmed
To bypass needing an outside one
Is that why he's coding in Spelunky?

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He's playing spelunky so he can make tunnels not require an auto clicker
Tunnels is splunkey without the breaking of a keyboard.
Well... The breaking of a players keybaord. No guarantee on lavas keys surviving.
Sorry, I'm forced to complain. It's in my mod contract and title

No lolis in chat.
K

Lmao

Isn't your pfp a loli?

My pfp is from frozen.

Elsa

How tall is Elsa
Owo
That's why I have a chibi Elsa. -_-

I know this is the internet but let's not have a wifu war lol
Your waifu is shit Dudes
That would make you a necrophile, which tbh I kind of suspected anyway
I can confirm
π
OwO
I'm gonna post my waifu
Best girl
Enjoy
Best girl/chat killer
No response is good response

π‘οΈ

Damn I forgot about all my kanna emotes
Would've been useful when the topic was lolis...
π
My waifu not allowed... :'(
Beware of funny. He has no funny bone cause he's lucky.
Funny's waifu is probably shit, too
Smh
Power aboos
I just realized that Dubloon Trinket gives way more additional cash percentage than Lightning Larceny because potions
LUL
Omfg... I was trying out this rougelike on Android and the dev had a music video embeded into the game.
The boss of the floor told me to run for the hills and it started playing that song. Lmfao
That's amazing
I can't read the text now lmfao
@vernal flame don't neglect Lightning Larceny or the coin hourglasses as they actually multiply each other instead of stack
Hourglasses get some buff later on too
they be preventing northern california people from social media bruh
hello
hi dragoooon
imma go for a walk. Bye
if you step on a rock, you die
you died from drinking water too fast
π
why do i keep seeing inactive basilisks everytime
IDK, they're bums
Day three of my spelunkers learning. β(οΏ£γοΏ£)β whats the longest yall letm do it? Lol
I keep catching myself tilting my phone whenever at the pachinko game too. Like thatd work lmao
perks 3, 9, 12, 14... depends where you are
Vadhakara
I intentionally hurt my friend, and so I went for a walk and
And do you know how much it hurts to hurt others?
That's a shitty thing to do
slightly less shitty then
I didn't mean to hurt her and I did and now she's hurt
And I'm hurt now because I hurt her.
I dunno what to tell you man. Be better in the future. And apologize at an appropriate time.
lol
#1MGsng
nice!
Oooh nice
good morning/afternoon/night
good morning
its 4am
12pm
I slept through the entire day
You live on the other side of the earth so
no but like, I got home, ate some food, changed clothes, went to bed, fell asleep
Same with me
So do I, bros
I just feel like my body is dead and my brain is bearly on
The thing is when I'm tired I cant sleep
Like wtf
Or bored
when I'm tired I fall sleep in an instant
I wish
!vamp
Vamp skill -- unlocked by showing the little guy in the asylum everything he wants. He doesn't take anything from you, you just have to have it.
The skill spawns Blood Ninja stars that bounce around, damaging the monster and healing you based on damage dealt
#bot-commands @ivory kettle
oops, sorry
are these two capped
morning
This is the first time Turbo Encabulator was recorded with picture. I shot this in the late 70's at Regan Studios in Detroit on 16mm film. The narrator and writer is Bud Haggert. He was the top voice-over talent on technical films. He wrote the script because he rarely underst...

defiled king gsng
opGuysGsng
ganggsng
haha even better than emig z 100*
what
it's curious how even with maxed 6* card drop chance I still don't get blue cards as the common drop 
its been a while
xd
wow
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

xd
dammit really missed the boost of scallius Y until I got it today 
was getting 10-11
why is the game so asylum card-dependent
that's actually a mistake
Iβm trying to get that now, I had wondered why people said 15 was so easy.
What does that dairy aisle bonus from the lv 1000 tanks do exactly? Says something about increasing multilevel cap
Is that for tank level ups
This one
yeah it's multilevels for the tank bonuses
I canβt get raid boss king to drop cards. Again after foiled them. Over 2000 tickets used
Awesome, I had been stalling at 6 levels each time
Anyone know what I should do
Itβs gone. iOS has no support for us from lava unfortunately π¦
Update when tho
idk
Zzzzz @chilly prawn
Woooooo
Lottery pool I say 365 days until updates
how come have I gotten 150 gems from 600 asylum keys
this isn't normal
100 daily gem theory defenders: shut up
isn't it supposed to be around 300 gems for 600 keys
I've got all 3 King crads in less than 10 tries
not with asylum cards
and yes they are 7 different cards
otherwise it would've been impossible for me to get raid cards
4k keys for occulon x, what about that :^)
and then not having enough cards to upgrade occulon x once you got it after months of fucking grinding
@tardy crescent i remember giving up and buying packs for occ x 
Not even 6*, the one with a higher chance of asylum boss cards or whatever
haha
Weren't you on 900 yesterday
yea
whatcha reading
Probably overgeared @vital heart
wow ok
correct
gayming.
Is it a feature or a bug that makes it so you can't Smith any of the speed increases for your trainers past 50k?
feature
That's annoying, it's the only Smith that doesn't go to 1bil π
https://www.wuxiaworld.com/novel/overgeared @gleaming patio
thanks
No no @golden ivy "read this but it sucks for a while til you get to the not suck part"
yeah but usually people say that it has a slow start or it takes a while to get going
not "the start sucks"
it's just that mc is a garbage person
then that sweet character development comes in
are those chapters like 1 page 
uh
yeah basically
you can get through first 100 chapters in 3h
also i personally enjoyed grid being a dumbass
@tardy crescent I don't understand what you mean
Those are the simplified chances
Like per key
Aren't real chances 1/20k per fight
also they cannot be per key, otherwise I'd have gotten that pet way before
I'll double check code at some point today
I'm playing smash right now which is much more important
k
How's it going all
y'all
o/
nice
yes sir
I just ate some pre-made sauce with pasta and it was disgusting pff never again
wow ok
rip
I feel like shit today too.. I have 2 days for picking my subjects but there is nothing I can pick and I need more credits reeee
@void spade @tardy crescent those chances are likely per chance. For example the 15 key kill gives 45 (iirc) changes for it to drop
wait what are we talking about
Scroll up a smidge
11bell asylum bosses?
Right yea
Bells only matter for traces
ah ok
I was very tired when i was talking to elm lol
You aren't forgiven static! YOU'RE A MOD NOW! I promoted you personally, I expect more!
Lol
yeah the wiki's info is pretty correct, i would assume
Most of it is pulled from the code directly
Assuming they've updated everything. People like exelot have been doing lots of stuff with the wiki lately
So bugs withstanding, it should all be right lol
I'm pretty sure wiki's chances are per battle
Definitely not lol
isn't it per key?
It's per drop chance

The 15 key fight gives 45 drop chances
I would have gotten sent y very long ago
i need more asylum keys
thank fuck i just got the uh... 21% more key rates
I'll sell you some thorp
You're likely on the bad end of drops then. I get like 5 pets per 4k keys
ben can you just donate me keys for the cause
Oh you're ios... ew
might I say 3-4k in gorshank 15 keys?
Android Gsng
im not one of thos ppl that's like "ios better lol"
android gsng
I mean I have 32k keys, if I could I would throp lol
Haha iphone is good for first time phone users
Dudes is correct on the 45 chances thing
i started with android, actuallyl
I also consider iOS oblivion
lmao
Why the switch?
idk it was years ago
android ftw smh
You made a poor choice
doesn't bother me
Ah fairs android can vary depending on the make, ie sony
when i had friends, facetime was fun
Ah true facetime was like 2010
the good thing about not having friends is that you never have to make plans
thus you can always sleep in
Who needs friends when you can dream about having friends
Depends if they know their mistake
What about the sheep who doesn't know
Read above
They already have too much wool over their eyes
π
this is what you need for the 100 daily gem theory to become true
otherwise it's not true
Are you first person to reach
No lol
reach what
I thought he just had a funky haircut
normal enemies should drop gems rarely seriously 
which was wrong
there should be an easy way to get candies and not making them be a so scarce resource
yall i just have all my shit on ios so that's the succ
He loses money when they're easy
Hey guys, do we know how deck bonuses work if theyre linked? Does the game calculate the bonuses once the deck is switched to? Or do i need to be on a screen and go afk for those bonuses to work effectively?
Decks auto switch to screens when you visit them
So if you haven't been to that screen in 24h you get 24h worth of away time, deck included, when you visit it
You're only on 42
Only 42 smh
smh no 9* dmg
Not 62 
I'm on 69
so the teehees are the glitches of the oblivion, i would assume
and incarnates
Easily
Yeah incarnate are like the glitches of the final zone and teehee are the fuck you to us endgame guys from lava lol. He got annoyed that when he released maelstrom we posted pictures of the final glitch within 2 minutes of it hitting live lol
lol
Scared of moving up to 63
Since that's when u hit infinity
no balls
Do it
Guess I'm a girl then
Heard you wouldn't
You pointed to your own

Nice money
hmmmm
epic
Well infinite money
Lol







