#off-topic-chat
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im aware
fooood
if you aint eating then passs them to someone whos hungry
750,000 television spots, 5,000 movie trailers, 1 voice, Don LaFontaine has the most recognizable voice in the game right now. Here is the legend's story told by none other than the legend himself.
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine (1940-2008)
noice, thats a great voice
you know what i found?
a voxel editor that auto turns pictures into voxel art
iv only tried a few things in it but the first thing i tried was this:
https://gyazo.com/6ee7b2d07927215b40c6cce7bbe32a4a
VoxelShop
its an alpha version though
that only means it makes it easier if i ever had to turn art into a 3d variant, maybe add more layers to make it a full model
tbh the first one i did was static squirrel
Hey who makes the pixel art here and what do they use to pixel art
well other than lavaflame2 using aseprite - i use microsoft's MSPaint/gimp combo
What?, how can u pixel art on mspaint
Zoooom
a web browser based voxel editor that was for a game called Trove
ZOOOOOM
i have actually made a costume for the trove's vanguardian that looks like lavachamp
it looks weird in some of the lighting in the game though (the head colors that are ingame dont really match either)
aparently you can 3d print voxel with voxelshop and animate in it
which means kuakacoin could be a thing irl
or @solemn estuary
oops ive turned into #550107059920699392
Don't be fooled, #off-topic-chat is just #550107059920699392 in disguise.
true
though i would say it depends on if its going along with whats currently being talked about vs. you know #550107059920699392
i forgot i left a bunch of "lower smithing cost" potions to brew
came back to a bunch of shit with like... 3-4k materials to craft
gg me
o r b s ? ? ?
the grey ball thing that comse with the crystals
i got an elite reward lmao
dont get me wrong though, i have crafted everything to 1b cap
what kind of elite reawrd
ooh
what
that's why i have the crystals
what
oof nice
heck yea
@wispy dagger is that a Minecraft pixel art thing
no its a program i put my pixel art into and it made voxel
But you cant auto tap it cause the tapper doesnt know if its good or not
Im not sure what that is
may be true for tappers but there could be advanced ones somewhere
I mean you could program one that reads the color of a certain pixel buy idk if that exists for your phone
then you could come back whenever its pearlescent and check i guess
Or just get better
Buy 1 desolate spelunker and 2 canaries then dig with 1 guy and learn with the rest
Or just ldsdbb
Learn
or be benjee and be better before you knew you were better
Yes thank you
morning
so the ball was good
the beer was expensive as shit
and the afterparty was also good, because I was at the other end of prague, 3 am in the morning looking at trams and busses an wondering how the fck am I going home ?
what was your favorite part
Buy 8 canaries
canaries op
Honestly I think dig items is not really a bottleneck
Its mostly how long it takes to build
it was okayish not rlly cards i use tbh but got occulon and entertainer free ππ saves some grinding
woo
@livid lava Did you meet any single ladies?
What's your favourite monster?
the one under my bed
π
Happy Valentines Day everyone! Remember, even if no one else loves you I do π
π
π³
waiting for the real holiday
@vital heart sounds lame
agree
almost as lame as being in a relationship
at least you can worry about your failures with someone
It's like regular worrying but with more emotional support
yeah but finding a person who actually cares might prove problematic
It does! But it isn't impossible. It'll happen friend don't worry :)
it's not impossible, it's improbable
lmao
wind is bad
Kuaka
Is bad
Fruity Juicy Wet
Sounds hot
Same I had a cold on Monday and by Thursday morning it turned into a throat infection
corona
So Kvekto will you be going out tonight for Valentines? there is plenty of single ladies going out tonight
Dr Jodoc diagnosis
Take your hand out for an all-nighter for valentines
If need be, just two hand the thing...
OwO hands
wtf
BenJeer?
also my friend wasn't my valentine btw
BenJette
Ngl but I have like 14 Valentines
beer sadly
Go to a club
no
No kuaka bad
Bruh
I hate clubs.. were yesterday.... well today
this is a club
Go on tinder
This is actually a cult family
no
I was having lunch with my family today and my mom was like "when are u gonna find a girl ?" "it is valentines"
no she's left
Why find a girl when you can find a boy...uwu
that is right
what is
Kvetko I'll be your valentine
Pain is right
yes
thx ben
We can go forage for mushrooms for valantines
lmao what
Oh yes...shrooms
you gonna be on hallucinogens
no
NO
I wanna be on hallucinogens
YES
I wanna be with daddy
which
I'm a daddy
which one doi
Lul
Owo daddy
Mb
you crack open the tank and drank
You open the crack tank and drank
Mexican sweet black tar heroin
isnt it the thing tht unlocks the golden poop after a certain level?
νκ΅μΈ μλκ°
λ μλμΌ
I'm playing truth or truth because it's nearly 1am and it's not like we can dare lmao
123456789012
attention all skillers:
lavaflame2 needs your help to fix the countless bugs in his game
but in order to do so he's gonna need your credit card number, expiration date and the 3 digits on the back
ok
@golden ivy done. I also sent him the street I grew up on and the name of my first pet
your contribution is greatly appreciated
now we have 1 less bug
and two more fixing that bug
Hey kuaka
@foggy thorn
hell yeah
me too thanks
it's still downloading
π
3TB at 200kb/s
get faster internet
lol not even top .0000001%
The fuck, I'm paying premium rates too and I only get 50 kb/s. What a scam.
yeah well i get special because i told them i'm a shoulder parrot on the idle skilling discord
but you are lying
Wow, lying about your status to get ahead. Corrupt mod. SMH
demoted
no such thing as lying if daddy lava never comes back to call me out on it
lmao
Daddy's never coming back? You're lying! You're a lying liar who lies!
Chy don't listen to him, he's just out getting milk
is that a jojo reference
Adam you want in
yes
Static do you wanna play
And chy
kvetko you wanna play
anyone
truth or truth doesn't sound incredibly interesting. I'm already an open book basically
but sure
what
since adam is playing @golden ivy
How do I log idle skilling out of one google account and into another, it is currently not linked to the account I intended.
Oh ok
Is bob appearing in your pets inventory over and over again a new feature or some shit
You always get a new one if you don't have a Bob pet.
OH from the tanks, okay
ayyy I was talking about M&B the other day @timid spear
love that game
okay π¦
I'll miss u
make sure to write
Apparently "!help commands" command doesn't work...lul
it's just !help
you can check the pin in #bot-commands to see all commands
^
@golden ivy something got fucked up with Mee6
It tells you to do !help commands to list all commands but it doesn't do anything. !help doesn't either I believe
hi bray
thanks
Happy Vad-entines Day
I don't think @tame sparrow is capable of feeling love
well vad put the
reaction when i said it earlier
@wispy dagger I tried zooming and it worked !!! I think it's good since this is the first time
Happy Valentine's Day my sweet sweet loves
If I knew you in person I would come to your house and kiss you passionately
<3
happy valentine's day nvm
what's it on
Idk
@golden ivy no homo?
I know vaguely it's about the distribution of water affecting climate
imagine having school today smh
imagine having work today π’
Imagine having final exams even tho its half year exams
If anyone wants to help me with Earth Science 11 I have 5 minutes till I leave
So just give me a run down of the earth real quick
sure I got you
@golden ivy earth is a rock with life that's it I mean that's all
it's got some water, some not water, used to have cool dinosaurs but now we just have lame little lizard dudes
lame little lizard dudes
Yes
Ok thanks I am going to Netflix now
Nice
shank
@wispy dagger honestly how did u learn to pixel art like this it's amazing
Bray should be studying
bray studu
Studu
studu bad no studu good
Ok good
I wonder who plays mc
I can only play modded because I have trouble playing creative style games
I remember when there was the block that made the nether room
Ye
Yeee
I don't want to fall tho
if you dont want your grades to fall then studu
Nahhhhhhhhhh
Hhhh
My grades have hit rock bottom
There is only one direction to go
Up
you mean bikini bottom
According to my research you can delete your school by going into life.exe > school.exe > delete
Bett
And with your terrible grades that's ez
I'm doing it
oh no
Ok well this is uh
What
When was there a gif search in discord
And where is that I'm using a mobile device
I don't think mobile has it
it doesnt
but mobile has other apps that let you post gifs
you can get similar searches but it wont be quite the same
you would do that snow
I searched it on google theres nothing "oh no"
search on tenor
Wait I have a pc
Birds aren't real @wispy dagger
no they're created to spy on the American people
the only way to deactivate them is to feed them mentos
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Aren't puengings birds
I don't think it would be possible to butcher that word more than you did
Penguins *
puengings work for santa
I know puengings are my fav
dont google it tho
kuamodonersosigrevespeungings
Pengwings
dont forget your special ΓΆ
Γ
If I see one more umlaut....
THATS IT
Wheres me mallet?
king dede tooket
Umlaut
An umlaut is a type of diaeresis
Its a Substantiv
ΓΆk
You can put lots of crazy shit on letter
zalgo
ΓΓΉΓΈΓ£
like this 
Ε
:Ε
no
ældær
Γ¦ΕdΓΉr
so someone in a valentines day said they had a date with their waifu
someone asked how was it
good for them
they said it went smoothly
i come up and fucking say "what went smoothly, the date or the BREAKUP"
it's still better than people that get butthurt over Valentines Day
why get butthurt over it if you can become valentines day
but even then that was epic
god Themes is like my ex but its an app
"Will you be my valentine?
I will always be here for you"
swipes
sure eldar
7
yes
Why would you get butthurt over valentine's day? You can either get a cheap lunch with your SO at qdoba with their buy one guy one free they usually do. Or you can get two meals for you for the price of one. Win win
or you can order the entire menu and eat it all in one sitting
2 weeks of holidays 
nice
I officially have 0 cards
Does it matter if I use 10 tickets at a time or do I have a better chance with 1 ticket at a time when grinding boss pets?
you should fix that ruani
Can't today. Can tomorrow lol
Grind Grasslands.
I just thought it was cool that after all this time, I somehow managed to get all 0s. And it was after upgrading a card to 5*
O, idc about the grasslands cards, I was talking about the star cards
Right. Grind all 5 grassland zones for maximum star cards.
I'll grind those out once I can afford to upgrade one that I need to 6*. Until then, I'm focusing on crusade multi
Already did that for the day
Can't today. Can tomorrow lol
Fair enough.
graslands cards are good tho
they add to your total 5* worth and the total stars multiplied by a percent thing
5* give damage at certain point
Well, now it is 6*
Ya, I don't use grasslands cards for anything. I'm not even sure if getting them to 6* would be worth it
Only the mushroom is any good.
Because it has its ability shared by only 2 other cards.
nah
I'm out.... Grasslands cards were not the reason I posted that ss. This argument is dumb af. If I need more 5* cards for the multi, I can upg any card. I don't need grasslands for that
you're just mad cuz bad
If they are good, when did you use them last?
every time i play the game
You win.
oblivusly
Another day counting up to 2 months with iOS and pc needing 4.1 π
Woooooo @chilly prawn
go take a nap, olleon
another day of you complaining about it
it's almost as if we got ondra v2
That won't stop him jodoc
gottem
Maybe lava should give effort into release patch SHORTLY after android gets it not months after
Release android then put forth more than the current 0% effort For iOS and pc
I'm curious as to how you know how much effort lava has been putting into ios and pc
0%
and where's that figure from
Opposite of LOTS
your butt?
Figure is from the fact a patch thatβs been done since January 5th is still not patched into iOS and pc
and?
Not a major content for. A basic patch
what does that prove
Proves he isnβt supporting non android platforms
maybe there's more to it
It just shows that Lava has an odd development process if nothing else
we don't know the whole story here
Well he has a content blog he can address it instead of just silence
we just know that you've been complaining about it almost every day for the past few weeks
Yeah he could be more transparent but lack of transparency doesn't equate to 0 effort
It often does equate to that exactly. Heβs been obsessing over the cards. Able to write three paragraphs about card yet canβt even write one sentence saying : iOS 4.1 patch coming next week. Or I havenβt started on it yet. Anything more than the nothing.
Oh and that DM lava for refund thing static he never replied at all to that either -
So android gets 4.2 then 2 more weeks after that if not more before we get 4.1 and 4.2
Yeah Lava is probably focused on making content atm and not checking DMs often
Not excusing it just saying that's probably why
lava isn't the best at responding to dms in the first place
Well android people here need to put yourself out of your own skin Into shoes of iOS user and see if you want to wait nearly 2 months for a small patch. Or major content like mastery we had to wait forever for. Itβs not encouraging. I used to think he was good dev and interacted with us and supported the game. After the last 2 months seeing total neglect I wish I knew how he was going to be beforehand
well, sadly ios is kind of a sidegig here
I could understand a PC user being frustrated because of the ascend screen bug
But iOS not as much since the only thing I'd be missing out on is like 2 more deck slots
Can i get asylum cards and pets when using bells? Have killed occulon nightmare lile 100 times and no pet or card..
so the biggest platform gets stuff first and then the two smaller platforms get a bigger patch later
It was a video.
converted to a gif
video or nothing
for no reason
I had audio
you weenie
I also had audio
It's not a meme if it's a video. But since it poofed into dumbness. I deleted it.
you'll be fine snow
No I won't. I'll murder the rabbit with a burrito.
Then we'll see who belongs in the quail eggs
than make too early morning burito
Breakfast burritos are not burritos. They are lies. Aka wraps
FoA?
last crusade boss
not in the good ol US of A
valentines day ended 4 hours and 18 minutes ago
lies
imagine using the wrong date format
as I said, lies
what's it like living in a fake timezone
dd/mm/yyyy gang
lies
It's only 10am and my hubby is flying to Orlando. -_-
legit forgot that she did
Oh F snow
I don't live there
lmao static
me neither
but I'm like an hour away from it
we have so much in common
Can you go kick my hubby's ass?
If any of you are flying down under
oof actually 2 hours
He didn't tell me till an hour before he left
If he flies down under then I'll grab my spoon
why the spoon
Because.
Spoons are dangerous.
good reason
Have you ever been cleaved in half by a spoon?
No but I've done it
Only thing better then a spoon is a titanium spork
so do I bud
stop taking stimulants before bed time then
@foggy thorn pretend to sleep
oh it should be worn off by now
Lmao
it should have
Almost been 12e hours. Some people are sensitive though
Yeah literally my second time on ritalin
is it XR?
yeah
@void spade I can feel love
For my wife.
Has to be xr
ohhhhh
She got that booty
XR lasts 10 to 14 hours
π³
wait aren't you supposed to take it twice a day?
why would you need to take XR twice a day
Once in morning once at noon
yeah
So there's no break in effect
- 5pm isn't noon
- XR lasts 10-14 hours
except I forgot midday so I took it when I got home at 5pm
Your medication woes have summoned the Great Horned Scallop from His slumber in The Deep
Adult meds are better static
Well, it is valentines day
And a happy valentines day to you all.
Adult adhd meds are for people over 18.
well my friend reminded me that she still loved me
I'm 21
Static is 21
so yeah that was fun
I'm prescribed XR addy's
Which one? Adderall? Vyvanse?
addy == adderall
Ah. Adderall is fun
They don't have an underage version of stimulants lol, the dose is determined by titration and based on body weight
also that
Yeah, they don't give ritilan to adults anymore. lmao. They don't want them going on psychotic rages.
π€ͺ
source?
herself
oh gj
I don't consider that to be a reliable source
Yeah, that ended well
My friend didn't know what hentai was until today
O.o
Well I briefly mentioned i in a gc with kuaka and adam and her
Why? Why would you tell them about it?
Ritalin is used to treat both ADHD and narcolepsy in adults.
And they kindly explained what hentai was
That's like telling someone that furries pretend to have sex with each other by grinding against each other.
huh what
well kuaka said hentai was anime porn and she's like I could have gone without knowing
I wish y'all could appreciate my australian accent
but no vc 
1984 is a good book.
VC would be used by only Bray.
And nobody wants to listen to Bray.

i was the one that said what hentai is
There's a hentai in your pocket
I'm off to pry my child from the grip of my mother in law... -_-
did u show her some good hentai
My skills have improved a little (2 try)
I've gotten better at pix art I think? ( 2nd time doing pixel art)
yes
trees
good
@warm sphinx activate your windows
and then buy thinkpad and install archlinux
^
Then play Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 for 9 hours.
yes
I have a hentai tattoo
Show me in the PMs
You dont want it here?
Not if it is explicit
It's pretty chill
Post it then
no
Got it when I was 16
You're a fuckin liar mate
No, that it took 8 hours
It was done with a sewing needle taped to a pencil
OH christ
oh ya good old days
NGL, that's pretty trashy lmao
my friend did this to by brother on his penis
penis on penis
he drank like 3/7 of vodka because of the pain
and have some other shit on ankle and stuff
My girlfriend did it and now we have a baby
all done by fcking sewing needle
She has a very similar one but it says YOLO
that's uh, interesting @zinc moat
You no like?
what is there to like?
Its pretty terrible
You're obligated to think that, its permenantly embedded in your meatflesh
lol it's not a real tattoo you dinguses
and what is your aesthetic exactly
X
that doesn't make me like it any more @golden ivy
you haven't drawn hentai on your arm with a sharpie as a joke before?
you must've had a boring life
No
b
I don't believe for one second it took 8 hours tho. I have a couple friends with stickpin tats and they don't take 8 hours for that little work lol
I'm a pussy
he's clearly trolling idk why you're falling for it lol
It took 8 hours over 3 days
I'm just bored @golden ivy let me humor him
Saying you're an idiot with a trashy stickpin tattoo is a weird way to troll
I'm stuck at work for 3 more hours and no one has submitted anything
@void spade being bored at work
Help lava with iOS code. Thatβs productive π
i'm sure he would if lava would let him lol
iOs doesn't matter and anyone who bought in to that ecosystem deserves exactly what they get
Lol do it anyways and send it over.
yes let me fix the decompiled PC version and compile that to iOS
the way his art was, it was too much detail to actually make work out in my mind
And while youβre at it. Help him set the margins correctly for iOS FFS
do you only complain?
- I don't know how to do that
- You realize that it would take me longer to do that than it will for Lava to release 4.2?
I also would consider that unethical to do without Lava's permission
ios will most likely get everything when 4.2 comes
CATER TO ME EXCLUSIVELY! I AM THE LITTLE DICTATOR OF THIS CHAT
i'd like to be able to see what my AP perks and shit do but i've stopped hoping at this point
no
#ThreeDigitGsng
nice
now get 101
no
ok ok 111
yeah if anyone has room to complain it's PC players. iOS is just missing out on deck slots and some minor bug fixes
yes
I just looked at what it would cost to buy gems to get all the upgrades that have limits and 2 of each of the +XXX% upgrades. It comes out to about $160 based on the $10 for 2000 gems
that's not including any crystals either
So my guess is, to get everything by buying gems, it would cost about $200
that seems a bit steep
@floral trout you get a lot of gems free
and isn't there a 20 bucks purchase that gives more gems? you should base it around the highest value pack imo
take time and buy things in smart ways
that's the same rate
ah ok
the $20 gem thing is still the same cost per gem
20 bucks for 4k is the same rate as 10 bucks for 2k
it should be, at this point
i mean from a sales tactics perspective, more expensive should be more value
but lava just keeps balancing the costs around the free gems you get
which is good, imo but that means the paid packs get less and less worth it
nice
Yeah, my point is, with the rate of free gems, buying doesn't seem worth it at all to me
yea
happy valentines day to everyone
ah yeah maybe it should be increased
but i mean whales will spend 200 bucks on the game anyways
even with the mediocre value
666
like me π
true, but i'm willing to put $10-20 bucks to a game i enjoy
I've spent many money
i've spent like 60 bucks
lonely gsng
I've spent ~300
I've spent 0
HUH
I've spent like 150e
Ultimately, everyone has a different amount of money they're willing to spend, we don't know the metrics for sales, and its up to the developer to set the prices that make sense to them
i feel like lava is rolling in some fat stacks right now
I just wanted to put in my perspective
who are you to tell me what I should spend my disposable income on
well, it's disposable income?
if I didn't spend that money on IS I would have just spent it on something else
also not having a child means you don't spend money on one
yes
π
no child, no gf, more money on useless things
when your kills/ht are fucking trash but still can progress normally
11M 
yes
damn
it's kinda enough for trespasser 115 
time to flex my movement speed and my trash ass team real quick

trash?
could be getting me like 100Mm/hr if I really tried
t r a s h
nah like seriously are your pet dmg passives fuck high 
only got a scallius lvl 110 as "good"
uhhh
let me check
I have 1.1k% pet damage from tinker items and lvl 63 scal @tardy crescent
hmm interesting
the actual fuck
I have no tinker equips for pet dmg equipped 
wait what was the most effective tinker equip for pet dmg
the only one I'm currently using is the purple knife thing @tardy crescent
then I use leaf sash and uhhhh the black pants with a yellow belt I forget the name of it
ninja pants?
oh well
yeah
I just didn't remember if that was what they were actually called or if I was an idiot
Yep
will lose lots of vessel gain for a little bit of nonsense dmg
and even anyway my pets are underleveled compared to my strongest pet
anyone want me as their valentines?
no
I still need vessels
stop lying
I'm not even near 1.5 plasma (said to be total cost)
yeah I have all vats maxed except for like one bonus for orange
should I just yolo and farm vessels quite after?
y'know, higher monsters = more vessels
also you should really try omegawarping some trespassers
You could check to see if you'd get more vessels/hr on lower monsters, if not then just keep pushing
what is omegawarping
idk invented that to say "dash through da trespassers"
I'm still not following what you're saying I should do
Omegaweenie
that I should just try to push more?
Yeah I'm about to do that. RN I'm autoclicking for coins for kilowater
I took a break from pushing to max out vats
oh well
will have to do that waaaaaay later
cuz idk how will I get like 100QQ/hr
more pp in the infinite perk
I dunno man I can't tell how many I actually get because the vessel gain tinker equips don't show in the display
the infinite perk can suck ass
logarithmic increase is logarithmic increase
aka spend a lot to get very little
no it's not
3k cost: 195% dmg
6k cost: 197% dmg
that's not even near from linear
that one yes, not vessels
Not the damage one you dingus
^
Wrecked
for the vessel one I know it's linear
the damage one is softcapped at 200%
lol
for some stupid reason
got up to 10000 cost on that perk lol
not like I got more than some 125M pp to spend in an entire rebirth
I guess I went to vessels because 100qq/hr is nowhere close to attainable on travels speed, but is quite normal on vessels
are you not using PP cards or something?
what/who is stupid
ohhh
but yeah @tardy crescent 125M is really really low for being 8* damage
I JUST hit 9* and I get trillions
no you don't lol
hard to tell with the overflow, yea
Ohhhh it overflows
tru tho
when does it overflow?
and no I can't get many pp at all
2^31-1
the pp display is 32 bit int
not gonna farm spending every time a single key
You'd probably get a lot more PP with the cards
your loss
I was today years old when I discovered the daily card limit was per fight zone, not total. >.>;
Still using 5* ruler and tubby wurm so I don't lose much at all :^)
will get 6* ruler pretty soon
I fucking hate the phrase "I was today years old" with a passion
how many levels have you put into the PP ap perk elm?
I guess Occ card makes that much of a different
or whatever pet it was
I got 6* from a pack
occ can suck ass
