#off-topic-chat
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sure thing
thanks
Bray was the one rping as Obama having relations in chat.
anyways back to shooting people who don't compli and givb boobi and cooche with my cum powder gun
I was Rufus Monroe, secretly Obama, I left my wife to persue a younger gentleman
aw
so i suicided
fair
but i went to hell because of bad obama things and he went to heaven
so we got split apart
obama caren took the kids
False
hi bb
True
I literally said "it's not that I don't like you"
hi bb
Hi

no have
Boirb says you guys are besties static is that true
No
No
yes
Static is only besties with a squirrel
My bestie is a guy i know irl and play league with
Your bro?
agreed
static
What
on a scale from 1-10 how friend am I
Also i beat him in every 1v1
me toooooooooooooo
5
5.5 as of late
3
ok thats just hurtful
-8
Play no man's sky and you'll be a solid 7
what about meeeeeeeee
best frispy
2
No man's sky is the best
8
And what have you ever done for me bray?
i be good at friend related activites
Static isn't mean. Just honest.
Heimerschlugelflaghenfelzer?
I have the mechanic one, it's the only one that matters
>sleeping on snowmerdinger
victoreee
i have litterally lost no mans sky
How do you lose a universe
ikr
yes
oh i have it on a USB somewhere
Spore and No Man's Sky needs to merge.
Spore was sick
ok im reinstalling no men sky
boring
The real game we need is Fable 2 remaster
bro OG is getting spicy
Just uh change the ending
all fable games remastered and merged into same game
ok leys hope codex is fast as fuc because i have like 50 minutes left
wait kuaka
og
like overgeared
Unfortunately that dick retired from mainstream game making.
yes
I would be fine with just Fable 2
ive been really into it lately
quaki am I friend
so good
the only thing I've been talking about for the last week
Lava doing good work on idle skilling. Playing rocket league.
dont disrespect he is coding using small rocket fueled cars
Dumb
why thank you
Bray's got good grades. He just has no social skills. Lmao
bray am I friend or foe
foe
shame
i cant do presentations
I seem to be the villian
PowerPoint.
Bray, how long do you think it will take to do your project?
i cant do powerpoint
PowerPoint is a curse.
uh like 30 minutes
How can you not do powerpoint
i never try it
you have no hands
Google slides is the same thing
Google trying to be Microsoft but failing
The even got rid of their cute little library robots
They offer a relatively solid version that's in browser for free
so
and it autosaves
Use openoffice.
no
Bray. Don't make me come down there.
True. But I still have my baseball bat
nooooooo ballz
Bet you've never been chased down by a short person using a bat.
@golden ivy just go on a rollercoaster
im confused
gooooooooooooooooooooooogl3
is bob = gorshank?
no but yes
Yea
Turn burn down that half of canada
ur just mad because we planning to take alaska next weekend
oh, canuckistan
Meh. Take it.
Bray is French Canadian #FuckBray2020
he's just west canadadaian
What are you
he's the famous penisman
He lies. He just doesn't want to say, so nobody can find him.
no
im lying because i dont want u dumb americans getting jealous about my good canadian self
ha ha stoopid americans
Go work on your project
its late so im doing it in the morning
bray bray we should meet up and have coffee next time im in vancouver
Oh, better go to bed then
yay
and afterwards we can perform other activites ๐
always wanted someone to cram with ๐
Help bray avoid school
no you
I don't need to avoid it.
it just got more spicy
you are making me want to read it all the more
but im too tired
reading makes me pass out if im too tired
bro it's like 10pm were you live
yes
bray what courses are you taking again
I've been reading since it was 9pm
gg]
and it's 12am now
anything im good at
how many chaps did you get in tonight?
tis 9
100
100 in a night
Read this. ||7 Days till you die.||
gg
bray bray what courses you got
2
we have all courses
Lmao. Bray is in 1st grade despite being 17
and i take them all
that's not how courses work
well i do
i take spanish 8-12
i take foods 8-12
etc etc
i need to clean up my room
i tutor man seriously I can help what courses you got
ur mom ordered u to?
lmao im fine
you only have assigned electives in gr.8
thats true
wtf is grade 8
the eighth grade
cock and ball tortue
americano system
americans bad
agreed
um
Some Canadians bad.
yeah my room is crowded since christmas, im doing a large overhaul tomorrow
name a bad canadian
did u know americans literally voted the dumbest person on earth to become their president?
ill wait
Nah not the dumbest. We could've voted Bray for president.
neither was obama
ichi ni san yon go roku hachi nana kyuu juu zero
Yeah this isn't about to be a conversation lol
Or George washington
nanjikanme
Next
no
hol up
there are lots of things i need to do to my setup
obama raised in the plains of africa, became strongest warrior, fix american economies
Mod told us to change topics. Time to burn people alive.
dont learn japanese, its cringe
so trapped
need language
you worried agbout corona
naw
its literally just a mountain
so many cases popping up in BC
but the lake that reflects the mountain when the mist covers it
basically beautiful
its all the same
i;d rather go to like spain or something
lel
you work as a prof right?
yeah
kyoto is nice when they have their festivals
do you enjoy it?
sometimes
other than that it's a busy clustered depressing mess
good pay, good status, sometimes interesting when nice ideas turn into reality
"nice ideas turn into reality" how so?
im in middle-west korea
im in robotics... we come up with some novel idea then have to figure out how to make it real
basically china
china is worst place
oh sounds fun actually
but most of the time my phd students do the research and I do the paperwork and meetings
@golden ivy when corona virus hits Vancouver Island I'm fucked since we trapped
๐
its not dangerous
dont be a 80 year old smoker
free medical care means shitty medical care and 7 hour wait lines
with broken bones
not fun
and sometimes if you need emergency surgery you get charged
You aren't waiting 7 hours with a broken bone unless there are people in front of you with far more serious problems
depends where in canuckistan
trust me they'll brace your arm in about 5 minutes and sit you on the wait line
just bandage
Then your arm is braced and its no longer an emergency
you see
I'd rather that than crippling medical debt
there are systems besides canada and USA
You still pay 1000s of dollars for dentist and prescriptions
ones that do not skyrocket taxes or tank your savings that do not have horrendous lines
braces= crippling debt
Okay? I'd still be way better off with my medical care lol
I don't see where dental came into this
I paid 15$ for a cleanup and a cavity a month ago
We pay the price for the free medical care in every other aspect of life
Braces are a cosmetic appliance, and in 99% of cases are not medically necessary
canadian taxes are no joke
Not really. The tax money can easily come from the ridiculous military budget
Military? that's a funny joke
canadian taxes are still no joke
they suffer too
Or federally legalizing and taxing marijuana
Or properly taxing the rich
Or fixing our tax loopholes for corporations
isnt canada taxing all those things already?
I'd pay less in taxes for MFA than for my health insueance through my employer
I think I paid 12% last year
we have an entire fucking court system for tax evasion
i kid not
it has it's own ministry
If it doesn't settle you go right to provincial court of law
It's that serious here
and all the people working the useless government jobs get 80k and unimaginable pensions lol
I did an essay on this shit, the info is vauge but reliable
funny thing
most of our money goes to scholarships and bursaries
If you live in a city with a high gpa your fucked
and end up paying student loans
and if i dont live in america
which are expensive enough that my mother who took uni 6 years ago is still paying it off
high gpa?
they banned us from flying there so
gpa is like your average grade
she works $22 an hour
trapped u im america?
grade point average
no lol
how much is tuition where u are?
22 an hour with a degree? Was it in liberal arts?
social working
22 an hour is 45k a year
and another thing
she works with handicapped children
also 22 an hour is like 17.5 in merica
our dollar is garbag
yeah but tuition in canada is cheap
Yeah, that's why i made the liberal arts joke
lol
ontario like 6k a semester?
quebec probably up to 3k now?
left canada 9 years ago, not sure anymore
vancouver is for chinese people
@golden ivy
My house is 450 square foot, its a million USD
bray lives in the fourth highest av cost of living in canada
holy shit
Yeah it's F
what's uni fees there
Nobody can afford a house
10k a year, capped by government
Uni fees are easy business
The housing is the issue
Housing during uni
It will put you far in debt
anyways basically if you wanna go to uni you end up working 4 part time jobs
Luckily I only live 3 hours away
while in uni
So I can live with my parents and just bus every morning
Nahh
Because I'm under age and make less than a certain amount per year I don't do the taxes
stay under that threshold
100k isnt that much nowadays
11k is the limit
Yeah
it almost quarters it
When I switch to more hours though it should go higher than whatever it is now
canada has a progressive tax system, you are wrong
Oh?
you pay tax only on the amount above 11k
and if you go into higher bracket, the bracket applies for the amount above the previous bracket limit
as you earn more before taxes, you earn more after taxes
People make that same mistake in America too
Only the income in the bracket is taxed
justification for working in shitty jobs
intresting
No
ok how about legal expenses
Well I'm not lmao
lol
I just don't want to discuss it
time to talk about cars and girls, other things that bray doesnt know about
I may not know about cars but the latter is my expertise
ours are laughable, don't ever divorce, break the law, or get sued
you don't wanna touch those fees
you know, asians are shocked when they go to america/canada and see the dumpsters that people drive?
I uhhh don't have a car
Hey, I'll have you know that that "dumpster" only had 270,000 miles on it
OH CHRIST GAS RIGHT
Oh don't remind me
BRAY STICK TO BICYCLE
Gas is horrible I know
DON'T EVER AUTOMOBILE
I just want a liveable city
I get like 40mpg, 2easy
It was a nice 1.45$ in my area this morning
120 for a full tank of regular
Wait, for gas?
If that liters
yeah liters
Cause if that's gallons you guys are crazy lol
In Vancouver and neighbouring places, the gas price skyrocketed as of a couple years back
It's impossible to drive
because we got on bad terms with alberta
Well they screwed us
I don't know much bout it but we pissed them off so they fucked us
I pay less than half that
we can't drive anymore
Gas is around 2.15$ here
Yeah it's bad
Got a gallon
like 2.68 here
We almost hot 2$ per litre once
So like 70c a liter?
per gal
Scariest day ever
they have to ship it by boat so when it skyrockets for you guys well imagine us
In my childhood I recall days of >1$
nobody was on the roads that day
I know we used to have >1 and dad would buy us slurpees
The gas price shut down one of our school clubs
I think you mean <1
Stay in school kids
precisley watson
I fucked it in my head and messed up trap
Ok well ok
anyways
I just put on brand new bed sheets
we don't drive much here
They comphfy
anyone has a motorcycle?
No
tis electric mopeds or bicycles
Vancouver is full of rich white soccer moms driving Teslas now
Motorcycles are death traps in Florida
otherwise you poor if you automobile
You almost get run over in cars
Florida is a scary place
I went one time and got both eaten by an alligator and shot by a crack head
id rather spend a week-end in afghanistan than florida though
florida has gang violence and drug cartels
Also my dad was in a shark attack and I got pissed on
Only the dumb dumbs get eaten by alligators
๐
And the gang violence is only bad if you get involved
Aka just don't call the police or look at it
so many ifs
I would rather spend a day on the surface of the sun than go to Florida
Death > florida
same thing
actually I would much rather go to north korea
I've lived in two of the three gang violneciest parts of Florida and I'm still alive
I lived in the bad part of BC for a bit
It's not all that bad
I lived in a bad part of alberta
We have pretty good drugs here
BC bad part is fentanyl town?
where the gangs are
Trapped knows what I mean when I say bad part of BC
Say it daddy
there are a few bad places
It's opiates and meth for us, thanks
Yeah
no drugs here
Tofino is one of them
That's surprising, considering the quantity of drugs in China
in china
But i assume y'all aren't on great terms
๐
asians hate each other
everyone is addicted to dope in bc
but they hate japan and china the most
Yes
everyone is addicted to crack in alberta
from my experience atleast
Lots of asians in Vancouver so alot of my friends are asian
Good times
None of them speak English but it's ok because we are still friends
There's a surprisingly large Indian population in Florida
downtown naniamo has a homeless crisis and 90% of them are addicted to something because of it
Indian as in from India?
Yes
the rest are asian
Oof
and they run restaurants they violate every safety law in place
sanitary restaurants just dont taste correct
Some of my favorite restaurants are health code nightmares
But in white-rock you deal with the HA
But the empanadas make up for it
Bad news
wouldn't be suprised if those restaurants had plutonium
OH WHITE ROCK
LETS TALK ABOUT THAT
YIKE
My family lives there
what is white rock?
Do people like white rocks in White Rock
Fucking invested with HA bikers
It's a beachside city full of hippies and the homeless and our favourite The Hell's Angels, (the biker gang) who controls most of it
They just sounds like Florida
Sometimes HA comes through kelowna
but it's more peaceful there
maybe theyre just wannabes
HA bribed my mom to move out of our house and break the lease so they could turn it into a clubhouse
nice
Best 5k she ever made
A mix of a meth lab and a crack? lab
Down here in the sunshine state we mostly stick to washed shake'n'bake. No labs for us, thanks
You don't need a lab for crack, silly
no wait its heroine
You just need a microwave
nvm
Cooked and basified*
Cocaine HCL vs. Cocaine Freebase
can't remember what type of heroine they have/had in whiterock
but it was a problem
Yeah
im tired of farming asylum
The fact that they were in kelowna scared the shit out of me
nowadays they just spike it with fentanyl... especially in BC
No no no, they had like a big deal with the CEO of the silk road
since its cheaper and more addictive
it's such a quite peaceful town
The owner of the silk road never distributed any drugs?
fucking marco polo
He basically gave them a short list to the top boys
I watched a documentary on it
Interesting stuff
He helped them get started because they were all boomers and didn't understand the internet
@vale flicker
Speak
Hi
Yeah that was a short stint before he got arrested, but they had drug stuff for like a day before the guy went down
Let's change subject
Favourite type of bread?
I can't even find anything on a documentary about that
I'm just trying to figure out the distance from WR to Kelowna. There was some sort of deal being made out there near one of the sketchy hotels about 2 years back
just wondering what they were doing out there
๐
Maybe we should just like get rid of canada
Go back in time and kill the generals participating in the war of 1812
Yes pls
@hushed gull I might be remembering wrong, also it's just rumors in white rock
But there aren't any silk road documentaries that mention hell's angels outside of the murder for hire thing
In a nutshell almost all of the motels have either had drug dealers live there or murders happen there
Ooh fun
in most of the major cities
edmontin
calgary
etc
so what happens is people get piss drunk and end up staying in those places
and they fucking disapear
I kid not
Scary
picture ofme
No
worst part is when they get found on the streets a few years later with pcp and lsd
like what the fuck even happened
That's creepy
There isn't any definite gang
Because fun drug
There ya go
Nobodies diving into the underworld and getting tweaked on LSD for years lol
Frispy can u shh I'm trying to hear story
Tell better stories
Never tried lsd
Yeah sure it's popular, it's just not bingeable
Actually my history of drugs is very pg
I had NyQuill once and it was the craziest night of my life
Your sanity is deteriorating
That's not how drugs work
no
But they're good drugs bront
There's no real negative side effect from LSD for a regular person
Wdym regular tho
It's probably the safest drug for an average person to do
In Edmonton I got mugged 3 times which is weird cause I'm obviously poor like the rest of them
Like not mentally or physically ill, not on any crazy medications, etc.
I feel like pot is more safe than lsd
it is
Good point
It fries your short term memory with continued use, unfortunately
Not to mention it makes me eat all my snacks
That's why I stay away from it
Definitely try LSD if you get the chance though, it's good times. Basically a 12 hour ticket to rainbow fantasy world where staring at walls is fun
Ahh yes thanks for drug reccomendation
Anytime
I can also recommend unsafe drugs, but I don't usually do that unless people ask
Anyways unlike HA alot of companies go bankrupt seemingly out of nowhere and if you take 5 minutes to look into them its usually a front or a scam. Specifically oil companies
I can say, that nutmeg is a bullshit high and never do it
Yeah, if you eat an incredible amount of fresh nutmeg it acts as a deliriant
There's no definite presence but man are things happening in the background
Aka the worst class of drugs
And the worst part is you have to taste nutmeg the whole time
Ew
also high schools in alberta are far worse than uni anywhere else
My first experience with drugs was an interesting one
you could walk up to the nearest kid with a large backpack and ask for crack
To get crack at my school you find the kid with the rainbow hat
i dunno what the education there is
my school is fairly tame, but you can walk just off the school grounds during any period and get weed or dope from any of the kids
nothing else
The staff don't seem to notice like, if they took a step into the forest they would find 25 bongs
I wish cooler drugs were popular
for some reason it's mostly dope, and the school doesn't care
police got involved once or twice to make an example
To get dope you head to china
but they just scatter for 2 months and back in business
Did you know that most modern psychedelics were synthesized by the same guy?
He's basically my personal jesus
we talking bout how drugs and gangs are bad and you just out here like
psychedelics are fun kids
Generally
Yeah, there's always exceptions
LSD, mushrooms, mescaline and DMT aren't gonna kill you
Until some kids hops a bridge tryna catch a leprechaun
never again
25i, 2c(x)? Might kill you
I've never blacked out on psychedelics on their own
One time I thought time stopped, I guess that might count
imagine if youre laying in bed and suddenly sleep starts fighting you physically
Goood niiight
moral of story is drugs bad, gangs bad, whiterock bad, alberta bad, gas prices bad, murder bad, kidnapping bad, bribery good, and don't do psychedelics
Like a church
After ample research
do do dododo dodo baby shark
Baby sharkkk
Actually, i kinda wanna go to church on acid
woah
I think that would be a cool experience
dude you'd get kicked out
For what? Sitting quietly? Lol
"hey, why are your pupils dilated" "eye exam" "oh okay, don't forget Jesus"
theyd be praying and ya like wwwwooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh
you'll probably be too loud during prays or choir or something
You know you don't have to audibly participate to go to church right?
Especially as a guest
but will you really remember that on acid?
lol
Yeah, because I'm not gonna face a ten strip and hit the pew lol
fire nipples
watch this kuaka
Handling yourself on normal amounts is easy
psychedelics bad
I am watching
Psychedelics good
see?
idk what you guys are talking about
I'm playing skyrim
I'm going back to reading
Oh btw guys I'm home
Enjoy your fire nipples
weed good not legal psychedelics bad
will do
Psychedelics have more positive affects than weed tho
My ritalin has more positive effects on my concentration smh
The Johns Hopkins Psychedelic Research Unit website provides information about or lab, current projects, future directions, and past achievements. Viewers can find media articles and academic publications pertaining to psychedelic research, psilocybin research, psilocybin stud...
Johns Hopkins agrees
As does the FDA
Skyrim
They don't have a very specific public stance
They're interested though, according to the citations there
They liked the idea i the late 60's, apparently
That's the whole paper if you wanna read it
There's also these guys: https://maps.org/
They're the ones doing the clinical trials for MDMA
who.int i see no where in the first link
yeah, i said they were cited
Like i said, they're not super public about it recently
https://www.who.int/medicines/access/controlled-substances/Final_DOC.pdf heres the best I could find
it's more on DOC
but they compare it to every safe psychedelic you've listed
so their stand on DOC is pretty much their stand on psychedelics
take thier words directly don't inference\
Also, that comparison doesn't really stand outside of the subjective effects. Two drugs thats do the same thing can react physically very differently
DOC is litteraly just a normal psychedelic without the clinical uses
It's just inferior so they use other ones
as many
it has a few applications
I mean, the DO(x) series is just less researched, primarily due to difficulty with synthesis and it's long acting time (24ish hours) versus the 12 of LSD
Also the whole not invented til '74 thing
Most of the early LSD research was pre-prohibition, DOC didn't get that chance
It's just a less obtainable psyche
If you wanna use it it's purely for recreational purposes
I mean, the people researching it could just make it themselves
Any lab that can make LSD can make DOC no problem
they just don't, not as popular
Popularity, again, is not the issue
It's the long acting time and lack of origin research
3/4 secrets done, hate waiting on rng to get the one million boots though
so uhhh If I bought the 9.99 pack that's supposed to give me a boss pet, and it didn't actually give me the boss pet. is there anything I can do about that? Edit: Cancel that it showed up just took about 10ish minutes
Did it show up and not appear in your pets or did it just not show up at all
I think itโs the same as catching a pet, you need to wait a bit. Close the game and reopen, it should appear
1:56 of dread
huh
he was muted yesterday but for too short, he's been warned and muted so many times at this point it needs to be longer
pretty epic
I'm watching a windows vista review (from 2018)
man this brings back memories from my first computer
Gn all (I'll probably be back tho)
Rip duck
rep
Ripe
chat do be ded
is meni early
what
It's early @foggy thorn
Jesus
200ish more
jeez
hm
bro my teacher is a walking advertisement
slap them and say ADBLOCK
3 days in a row he told us about some travel mug and how it's the best
He need some milk
kuaka just make a big stop sign on a looseleaf piece of paper and in the middle write ADBLOCK
then make it bold and then hold it up whenever he mentions it
idk if he knows what a adblocker is
its still a general thing since the name itself descibes it
well if anyone has a brain they could guess and be right
yeah but he's an absolute boomer
then make it say BOOMER in the stop sign
Even if the name describes it he probably still won't understand it. I watched my bf's grandma try and turn the soundbar on her tv on for like 10 minutes
Is the head in your picture you static?
We got a soundbar recently, haven't even been able to properly test it because one of us is always asleep because of our schedules lol
Lol that body is not him
Yeah we all look like that with our shirts off too
The buff guy not the bird, for clarity lol
Static and birds probably don't agree with each other
I actually love birds. Although not always, as a baby my mom had a cockatoo (I think) that bit my nose
Are you implying a duck isn't a bird? Lol
yes
What would you consider a duck? Besides dinner
an animal
Cockatoos are dicks
they are thir name
Any of you watch overlord?
yes
I got tired of watching so so anime so I'm currently watching it for the third time lol
I'm just waiting for the next season
Yeah
same thing with slime
For the Destiny 2 players out there.
there are Destiny 2 players?
The last episodes were about him invading? destroying? the kingdom?
I just like punching things.
Though I'm still partial to yu yu hakusho
overlord was ok