#off-topic-chat
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Kuaka forced my role upon me
hmm
And i was white when i left and returned
Oh hm
snow should be next color by now tho
I didn't
You'll always be yellow snow
I was pulled out of the role leveling system
How?
Someone made me perma yellow
dudes too slow
I didn't think it was possible
that was me
snow should be red
I just miss green
I should be at least teehee lmao
Hello im new
hi new
hi
Hello
Lol
Teehee is 27
Hello new. We are the hive mind
welcome to the teehee gang
Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games.
your pfp says mincraft kessa
Yeah what bray said
Eep
Oh grats on teehee
snow stole bray's role
yes
teeheehehehehe
wait no
Yeah now I am teehee and defiled kings.
bray gave it to snow
Ive had idle skilling for a wile now. And i jsut found out theres a disocrd
Yes
Can we swap wiki lad and basilisk in the precedence list?
Good discord
sure
Lol vad
wait
Anyway, i got a qwesrion for the pros here
nvm
#_ is the best place to get help. #off-topic-chat is a bunch of people pretending to spew garbage
^
Idc
rip
well we do
Im a pro 😎 whats ur question
😱
I'm also pro
there's a reason why the channel is made
:O The sex number
everyone is pro
😳
Okay so, i was looking at the qwests,
Uwu
Please don't uwu in the chat
Owo
And its, "get thretoned mh little lava"
Yes
vad technically can moderate the uwu out of the chat
Click him a bunch
tap him a bunch
I DID
it's stupid annoying
A bunch more
I don't want to waste my superpowers on uwus
it's purely luck
tap him so much he moans
...
It is random. My suggestion is an autoclicker
I can also suggest that
I cant get an auto clicker
Why's that?
App or play store
goodle it
just download one
Youtube it
static it
Amazon store, you need to download an APK
I dont have the amazon store
What do u have?
Only google play
Ok
Search autoclicker
use goodle play
On Google play
Alrighty
Thanks for the help
🔢
:)
here
kuaka thats such bad
Noice thanks!
also static I still remember this, and always will
It would be less anoying if the cool down time wasnt so slow
That's the one I use
uwu
Well "used" I don't bother anymore
same
Well, it might be helpful on other games
@arctic agate also install Blokada to block ads on your phone, since you're installing apps right now anyway. Its from a non playstore source, but I've been using it for months and can verify its utility and quality.
https://blokada.org/index.html
does it come with free ads
Ehhh, no thanks
Lol an ad blocker that has ads
I have no reason to block adds
Some other clickers have anti autoclicker crap. So just be aware.
Imagine
kessa dont get a virus from auto tapper, get adcblock
so its safe to get auto teapper
They dont bother me, and thats how i get video ideas sometimes
Download some ram while you're at it
Pina Blockada
I've been an IT professional for like, a decade, trust me, you should block ads on every device you can. ads are the main malware vector on the internet today. Church websites are a close second.
eat a taco
Okay i copyed the link, ill think about it
he's the tech guy
vad donate to my church site
No hes not.
He's the vaaaaaaad guy
He's the tech wizard
Right now, i wanna know what im doing wrong cuase im also stuck
I hate
Type your credentials here to find out if your identity has been stolen!
screen shaaaare
I hate you so much
I just unlocked the purgatory but i cant level up fast unuff
billie weenish
rebirth
Hm
hmm?
also get your strength up in ascenTion perk screen
Oh,
and while you are at it go to my favorite QQone, lunar isles
ay same time gang
kuaka is secretly neighbor
make sure you got enough
points in it first
I think I waited till I had about 500bp coming to rebirth
Prolly should have done it a bit sooner
yes 500bp is good for first rb
i rebirthed and maxed everything out in one go
I rebirthed when I reached maelstorm
9:37
I rebirthed after obliv
you and your calfornia time
I think I was on flatclot in purgatory the first time lol
Who says im in california? Lmao
somewhere over there
jodoc
^
I could be in international waters right now
right
you are going to be
then you'd be waterysnow
where is it at now?
in the water
Up your butt, next to the gerbil. Jkjk
Go in to the water
Live there
Die there
snow is a gerbil
I was taught how to rescue people bigger then me.
I hope you don't know
than*
Jodoc wants me up his butt.
😳
nani
jodoc confirm please
Ok am baxk
Therefore logic
My sick metalocalypse reference has been ruined by Snow's perversion. Why do you always do this to me snow
batmetal though
I said i was joking and jodoc took it over the cliff
bats can fly though
no
@golden ivy have a buckfast instead
Gerbil bats?
gerbats
aqusnogebratils
i was gonna say snog but thats something else
then you woulda been like
wooah we got a gerbil kisser here
Go back to england.
you're a weenie
Stop
Lol
Nah. I married sasquatch.

whats a buckfast @tame sparrow
Dont worry about it
bray switch the b and the f
bray
activate your googletrons
Parody of Scatman John with our resident Cat Man.
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Vad is blue now?
Who told you that?
I guess lava must have logged in for once this month
Lmao he's online right now
I htink he's secretly working on a NSFW dating sim
Emoji?
ye
Uh ok
him agreeing again
hot
Just tell him he said he was going to make me a mod and give me mod team
nope
we never had power
alien was abl to change muted to muted 2
Don't worry it doesn't matter if I'm a mod, it would only serve to piss off andrew
Yeah kelin's name is bray now
yes we can make roles but not add permissions
yes
to manage emotes
to add them in
I did
he forgot
like always
Lava doesn't do shit around here
pawn lava does everything
eh
I'm surprised he's bothering doi g promotions even
hmm
Anarchy
Yeah
Eh kauka knows I'm not sincere in my promotion requests
If lava were worth my time to work with it may be a different story
But it's no secret that he's basically letting things unravel
And I've already gripes at him enough
grapes?
groups
I don't think its that bad tbh. Its not that he's become less attentive to the problems, the scope is just way wider now and he hasn't become any MORE attentive to them than before
You know you guys could do a bunch of stuff and see if he notices
That's been kinda going on
Everyone changes their name to his
He never notices
That's how we get in his head
Make it a game, change things slightly every so often
Same name same pfp
we could make everyone basilisk and he probably wouldn't notice
Make someone like elmenda basilisk and see if he notices
No nvm
He wouldn't and that would be bad
yes
he deleted that channel and blue hero channel
There isn't a shoulder parrot cha. El
ask jodoc
There is one
I've been basilisk 2 or 3 times
I'm purple but can't see welcome messages
Welcome messages is dumb anyway
not really
Welcome gets deleted after you earn bob role
you can use it to see if someone's a new acc
Andrew said the only purpose to it is seeing when people joined
Kuaka didn't you go from defiled king to overlord?
ah
hey dest, if you see this hope everything is going well for you
Can you still see mod talk with basilisk?
you need mod team role
he has PC and iOS
Ew
Yeah well
why
and
BTW vad
wat
Don't randomly jump into alphas
I need a talk
Ey vad s'garn on?
You can see those now but yeah, dont
he can't see alpha chats
Since when?
Yeah I'd be surprised if lava fixes that
You have the same roles
🐧
Any roles you don't have now were probably deprecated
I don't remember that
only alpha testers now have permission
That changed not too long after I became defiled king
that changed this alpha
When lava still promoted people
buy kuaka
Bai
whats the thing where you just randomly get AP scrolls
ah, got it
Raids, vault 2, ascention with the third green tank's first bonus
my tanks have stopped moving
it could be all of those
pachi
oh, can you accidentally lock out grey cards?
You probably just never noticed the coupon, unless its somehow bugged? Its worked for me before when I was watching for it
from upgrading the AP perk too much?
No
Yeah but there's another tank bonus that fixes the cards, too
my card tank at 1.2 pr
how far is this tank
Like uh, a ways idk
I need a rough colour
its blu 4 tank i think
Is there a tank list yet
only in war
oh, im actually pretty close
It's been a long time there should be one by now
ill grind out some grey cards to finish Gor Z and then just upgrade the AP perk then
I'll bug that guy who seems to be the only working on the wiki about research tanks
Sela you aren't allowed brraks
When you start a wiki you have to finish it
I can send you those
Are you actually working on it now? I thought you stopped
i edit page all the time, so many grammar mistakes
Oh I see kauka did the same thing as me
sleeping kuaka seems to be awake
I didn't put copyrighted material on a public Google drive tho
But yeah the 2x sprites are the good onez
ban me?
Lel
doesn't pc have better sprites?
No
ok
Why would pc have better sprites
why would pc have sprites
dont ever touch the potions that up others by leveling just that one
What are you comparing that to
?
Pc has better sprites than...
ios
2x
I don't get your question
why is it 2x again?
2x is just a size in the folders
what
There's 2x, 1x, 1.5x
you mean like png file scaling
No
should of worded it better
i know they arent scaled so my comment doesnt apply
ok this time I might go to sleep
buy kuaka
you know the other variant looks rounder
I don't have said variant
That's supposed to be an octagon
Whats that
kuakacoin
Oh
its kuakacoin
invest now
invest today
invest
Infeat
🔫 do it
Lol
it does
it is
Lol
smite?
I have learned the matrix style, you cant hurt me
like the game
smite skill
Kauka doesn't know how to get the sprites lol
but I do
its ok pawn its easy
No, just abit silly
then the skill activates
Dafak
thats good
It's usually the opposite that happens
we can cut you up into little pieces and then into a blender to mush ya up
and you'll still be ok
SMOTE

Why
Engurish
Her space shitp?
Jodoc did you make that blender?
Yes
I like
Theres a lawn mower in it
thanks
Imagine all the emotes i could add with that many every sprite in the game is an emoji
Yeah but you need nitro to use animated emotes
Idk where those are coming from
I blame kauka
Those are mine if yku mean the horse bob and carbob
There is a rainbow hair lava
haven't found that on the Sprite sheet yet
You need 60 of him to get a new spelunker
Its his conditioner he uses
I did
nice
It's with the caving stuff
oh
Treasures
so I probably just tmissed it
it's for the 9th
After you buy all of them tap to buy another one
O
Is that the spelunking secret
Realistically you only need 1 spelunker. The rest are just there for party buffs
correct
lava showing his pride
Idk
Beans
Beans
Why
YEah, faaaake. Snow doesn't wear pants
that looks theoretically gay
What is it with kids these days calling stuff gay again? I thought you were all woke or whatever
lesbian
fuck it im goin for a run
Dont get lost
100 meters?
2km
Up to Mooloolaba and back
Actually that's probably closer to 4 but fuck it
Bye
be safe
Fuck a safe
protection
Is there any way to make it easier to get Prosperity
I spent a long time trying to get it, got just over half way for enough golden skulls, then accidentally spent them all
Also, according to the wiki prosperity doesn't work yet/not implemented? Idk
Dandruff squirrel
Prosperity has no function currently beyond it blocking you from kilowater
Kilowater
now give him big huge nipples
Need to figure out how to make his head and teeth shine
just massive pepperoni pizza nipples
Wah? You want him topless?
wat dis pseudo-furry pixel porn?
All copyrights belong to more talented people.
Static squirrel ate his shoulder and hid in his pocket
I forgot to fix the shoulder
Man-kini?
Idk if you'll be able to put a shine on the teeth since they're stark white, but the head should be relatively easy
I thought about drawing him a fro
Do it
Big ginger and gray fro
If you imagine the light source coming from the left a white spot surrounded by a couple of rings that become more tan until they match the head should do it
The mix of smaller and bigger pixels looks weird
... as i said before...
Its all pixels
Second row, middle column
True, still looks off
Though I guess the top of his head and the tail aren't done yet
To match the rest of him
The problem was. I ripped an image and shoved it into my editor so they ms paint pixels from jodocs picture are still present.
oh :P
I guess i need to make it more uniform
Hanna Barbara's Secret Squirrel
Cept the remake cartoon network had briefly in the 90s
@golden ivy do you want your teehee and shit back?
oh yeah
Kick him in da balls. See if he feels it while asleep
@tame sparrow WHY ARE YOU MOD
That's it. I am out.
Lol
lol
I feel like everyone's fuckin dying
Half my family is
2 of my adult in-laws have a serious case of corona
My second cousin is getting a lung replacement tomorrow but he only has 15% of surviving and then 20% of his body accepting them
LMAO ONDRA LEFT
WTF
And a few others have terminal cancer
lol
Honestly I really don't know. I never gave him nearly as much shit as kuaka
And by serious I mean they're on a lung machine because they can't breathe, vad
20% of survival
Well meat, that's unfortunate and I'm sorry to hear it
It is never easy to lose a loved one. hopefully they will pull through
We hope so
the cousin better fucking make it
what
can't you just savescum the surgery?
The one who's getting the lung replacement, Eldar
whats a cystic fibrosis
on a serious note tho that sucks :/
My step dad has stomach cancer.
From what I understand, a person can live a long and fulfilling life with only half of one lung in functioning order. I don't believe you have the right numbers on the rejection chance because there's no way that they would waste an organ that could go to someone with a better chance on someone with a very poor chance like that. Lungs are too precious.
And its preventing him from eating food 
Stomach cancer is a bad way to go :( I hope they've got him on some good good drugs
Yeah I probably have the wrong numbers
Thry havent done anything yet...
Meat. All you can do is be there and hope. And never lose it.
if you overflow that chance it will be certain hes gonna survive
@frank moth everyone in my family except for me has type 2 diabetes because I'm the only one that ever took care of my body. Literally, my dad, both grandparents, both sisters.
Meanwhile I've only got half a functioning pancreas and still no diabetes lol
its called type 2 diabetes
oh
I have type 1.
I'm determined to take care of myself no matter how fuckin bad things get
type 1 is the kind you're born with
Because the last thing I want to do
I think
Meat. As horrible as you make it sound... thats a good goal
I was wrong
and now youre vadhakara?
Type 1 means your body doesn't produce insulin. type 2 means your body produces it but it doesn't work to regulate your blood sugar levels
I got type 1 due to complactions whith my pregnancy...
Only 1.
i got internal pressure on my skull
I cant have another.
Jesus vad
Better keep a helmet on that first one then
Little much don’tcha think?
so apparently if its bad weather, my mood is depression
A baseball bat upside your head.
I assume she knows I was joking Digdawg
Even still
whats a pregger
nobody tell him
@nobody
Meat. You got time. Youve got the tools. You can make it so you have best possible chances.
But thats all we get is chances. So we cant lose hope just because things get grim
Worrying about death will only reduce the quality of the life you have. You should take care of yourself so that you can enjoy the time you have, not merely to stave off death for as long as possible
Cause that just causes a spiral
basically, move on
And vad says the same thing but in more straight terms
Of course, you might take care of yourself and still end up as a decrepit husk of a man like myself. My backup plan is to become a lich
Whenever I feel overwhelmed with thoughts of mortality or insignificance
Yeah if things get too bad
I just try to focus on my life in front of me
I'm fuckin haunting Lava
what
"Boooooo I foooouuuund anooooother buuuuuuug"
Its all lavas fault for everyone dying.
I remade the pew pew card I made
"Reeeeelease the updaaaate alreaaaady"
when you have so many bugs the number fucking overflows
I think it's an improvement
Ive already told him we are gonna mutiny.
Of course we found out he is sexist and ignored women in chat. Lmao
its a chibi AK
if i ever get a reason for becoming a mod, its pinning stupid shit
I do0n't think I can pin that
dooooooon't think?
there isn't a pin option?
Everyone copy it and send it to lava
AIGHT BOYS (and snow)
ITs cuz you got no pp energy
@tame sparrow I feel like your name just changed color or somthing
:p
it did
ITs been this color for several hours
I thought it was red
vad changed his personality
He's a mod now
now hes blue da bu de da bu da
god damn sticky shift key wtf why does this always happen
I could really go for a taco but all the ground beef in the house is frozen and I don't want to spend half an hour cooking it in layers
@golden ivy no he is a cultists
no I mean the key is physically sticking. I think there's a bur on the switch post
k
I'm not a cultists
They made you yellow earlier when you and bray were talking about it. Someone called you yellow snow lol
I am unable to edit roles for you, sorry
For some reason I have a selector for my own roles but clicking them does nothing
does it?
...yes?
You have to see your role list to see if it does anything
Oh vad jr mod gg :)
Nice

:)
Too slow
It's nice seeing some blue in the chat for once tbh. It's always like 80% green and red
3/4 of the basilisks didn't speak in month x/
Well I didn't saw them but time zone affect that too
Nut, stop that
xD
stop with the || ||
OH, perhaps you are willing to participate in conversation now?
nah i go play mc
How was your day nut, did you do anything interesting?
No he didn’t
He went go play mc
I don't know why he ran away, I'm only trying to be friends
He has no friends
Maybe he can't respond if it's not with ok
It probably breaks his code
Nut is Mr. Smith. And he went to washington
Also darken the other jr mods send like a couple messages once every few weeks or smth and then disappear
Shoot darken in the foot
Ouch
Wait who shot them
This kind of reaction is why all Snow's husband's work friends call him Ol' Nine Toes
He had one shot off. But he still has ten. :p jkjk
morning
Morning
Ballsack is here
That's not very nice
His pfp is a ballsack
Good morning @livid lava
its a booty guy
Youre mom is a booty guy
Your*
Nope.
Oooooooo
That must hurt
YOU'RE MOM, IS A BOOTY GUY
YOUR*
I can't edit your messages
^
You can remove reaction ?
do a reaction
Oh oh
yeah
Reactn't
Maybe remove the sad face in #idle-skilling-info ?
All on the message ?
yeah
what's wrong with sad face?
That's good I speak about that one
oooh
Nothing it's just in the middle of nowhere
it is done
Nice
I come back on
how was the run
Oh it was good thanks
I feel better, but it was mostly because I went out and accidently met my friend
I told her where I was going but I didn't expect her to come lmao
Does anyone know how much time it takes to get a good amount of spluenker speed through learning?
Nope lol
I just shoved some money and resources up that guy's ass
and now he's somewhat speedy
Yes
it keeps getting suggested to me on netflix but I don't want to watch it
Is it bad i used to catch gophers and drown them? Gophers are my mortal enemy
That's weird man, @hushed gull mentioned that documentary earlier today
Rabbits? BURN THEM ALIVE!! or make them into a nice stew
Snow r u my brother?
Cane toads? Where's the cricket bat
... i have a racist(?) Question
Sure what is it Snow?
You ever use a boomerang?
lmfao
Are they fun?
Lmao
Fuck yeah especially when you hit your target/they come back
I thought it might be racist or something...
No it's not why?
Okay. I didnt want to offend you
I don't really know how it would it's a piece of carved wood
The closest thing i used for a boomerang was paint sticks.
Ok that's offensive
We cant have boomerangs in this area...
How come?
Real boomerangs have sharp edges
Cant have slingshots or bbguns either
christ, what a dystopia
Traditionally the Aborigines used them to kill and skin and gut wildlife
Doesnt stop me from having my 22 rifle but i cant fire it... or technically have it. Lmao
But nowadays they're not sharp and they usually don't fly very well
I saw one come back and knock a guy off a car cause he was an idiot.
He turned around.
They’re pretty hard to even use though let alone kill someone with. A knife or a baseball bat would be more deadly in most people’s hands.
Have you seen a real boomerang?
slingshot is pretty deadly to me
I'd get mine but it's dark and I don't wanna go digging through my stuff
A few years ago our governor got rid of all the dumbass weapon laws that were on the books. You know how much nun-chuckings went up? 0%
You know how many people have been stabbed with a butterfly knife? None.
How many people got robbed at the point of a ninja star? Fuckin nobody
Not a toy boomerang, a real boomerang could break a rib.
Mine's a real boomerang I got for $100 by a professional carver
I got hit with a ninja star.
Real boomerangs don't come back. hunting boomerangs are closer to curved clubs. The boomerangs that do come back are sport boomerangs
The aerofoil is really sharp and it's heavy for it's size
It does come back if I throw it hard and far enough
Hubby said 'hey look at this.' And then threw it at me.
You have a lovely husband lmao
This is why he's not allowed to have toys anymore. Lmao
I think they were used to scare things toward you
The boomerangs?
The ones that come back
Ninja star, lol. I remember way back when a few friends and I found a square piece of metal with a hole in it. We played with it for a while, throwing it across an empty road.
No the ones that are specifically made to come back were toys given to aborigine kids so they learnt how to throw it
And also they're fun and probably could be used to scare things toward you
- I got this info off my local elder ok
He also taught me how to throw it
The one good thing about living in this shithole state is that the dumb weapon restrictions are gone. I own guns, air rifles, knives, slingshots, archery equipment, a couple stun guns, and more
I want a stun gun.
Australia only has restrictions on guns and other harmful firearms
Pepper spray around here somewhere too
I have uhhhhh
Oh and a big vietnam era machete made by ontario knife co
Vad is a prepper
And swords
And a shitload of respirators and gas masks, apparently those are illegal to own in some countries
I am def not a prepper
I ain't got shit
I used to have a couple of potato guns too but they're so easy to build that I gave them away in trade for services and other things
Static has a squirrel
I also have a smol dog
Under my bed I have a very well balanced short sword
It's not technically a sword but it's big enough
I have an epee
I traded a potato gun to a guy that brought his impact driver over to help get the brake bolts off of my old car that were rusted
Potions are pretty insane yo
Just in case
Not sure how useful a returning boomerang would be for scaring things towards you. Maybe as a game. Unless I'm missing something here, it seems that if the area's open enough to make a throw like that it's open enough to have a clear shot with something else.
It makes Rebirthing so much easier
Goatzz they are awesome.
That's why the hunting ones weren't made to come back more than they were made to kill
While they could come back, they were made to kill
You’re awesome
Yoyos used to be used as maces.
Yoyos were made of rock
I own a staff that I think is eucalyptus, but I'm not sure. It was a gift and the guy that gave it to me said it was eucalyptus, but he was also a known bullshitter
No you're awesome.
Vad can you show me a pic?
👀
When the sun is out again, my wife is asleep so I can't have the lights on right now
Eucalyptus trees are kinda a common thing in southern california.
Aight just ping me when you do
The technical name of the wood my staff is made out of is gum tree
Lol, I don't think I own a single thing that would be legal to posses in California. Even my video card has an extended magazine
The most recognisable type of the boomerang is the L-shaped returning boomerang; while non-returning boomerangs, throwing sticks (or kylies) were used as weapons, returning boomerangs have been used primarily for leisure or recreation. Returning boomerangs were also used to decoy birds of prey, thrown above the long grass to frighten game birds into flight and into waiting nets. Modern returning boomerangs can be of various shapes or sizes.
Not so much in Oregon near here.
From Wikipedia, how ever valid it is
Not really that valid
Wikipedia is generally pretty accurate nowadays, especially if there are a variety of sources listed in the citations below the article.
Morgan freeman was the king of space last week on wikipedia
We don't have very many birds of prey and we certainly didn't use them to scare game birds into flight
We would just throw the boomerang at said bird and then throw another once it was in flight so we could hit it
My source? My local aborigine elder
Just something I’d heard, my source me who incendentaly am part aboriginal. But I haven’t studied boomerang history too much. You are probably right, just recreation. There were a lot of novel hunting methods though such using fire as well.
I mean like yeah it sure would be fun as recreation
But when you're catching dinner? No chance
Hadouken
IWBTB flashback

