how can u be obese and assless
#off-topic-chat
void spade
imagine not having an ass
frail cedar
I don't have to imagine
void spade
ya boi don't just got cake, I got the whole bake sale
pearl oak
Shut
It's weird when all of your male friends take time to stare at your non existent ass in wondering
tame sparrow
You know in anime when they have super powers or whatever and when they go in to combat there's a massive explosion and suddenly they're gone from where they were standing and the ground is all torn up and there's a sonic boom?
I can only do the opposite of that
frail cedar
Wait vad
livid lava
they yell too much
like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am gonna blew u thru my super hyper duper tripple cannon
pearl oak
Like Goku v Superman
frail cedar
So, you implode, create terrain, appear suddenly, and then endothermically suck?
tame sparrow
yes how did you know
frail cedar
What a weird power
pearl oak
You need to leave. You are getting way too intelligent for this server
tame sparrow
I'm really popular with gardeners
pearl oak
ππ
frail cedar
Fuck I've been exposed 3 times today
livid lava
ya I like flowers too
pearl oak
I could forgive you calling me ferrous but then that... Crossed the line
You | safe zone
tame sparrow
Yeah jeeze, there's plenty of nonferrous metals
pearl oak
Why don't you just call me C12H24FeO14
frail cedar
Bruh how did you know complex molecules make me π©
pearl oak
I'm mf Jesus
tame sparrow
Sugar Iron
pearl oak
I know more than I let on.
lavish umbra
Rust?
pearl oak
Like last night ash
Really
Did you have to do that, THERE?!
Couldn't wait 5 minutes
void spade
π
pearl oak
Now it just sounds like you're giving someone a hummer
frail cedar
Ahem wow that deleted wayyyy slower than i wanted
frail cedar
Oop
void spade
right?
pearl oak
...suuuuure
void spade
π
frail cedar
Paepae gang
pearl oak
No.
frail cedar
Ye
pliant schooner
ne
pliant schooner
nae nae
frail cedar
pliant schooner
what is this new gang
frail cedar
Ight we going into relevant, November, first week of me talking in genaral meme
pearl oak
frail cedar
#TitsInIdleSkillingWhen
tame sparrow
frail cedar
I believe the correct sentence is don't stop, jesus
pearl oak
pliant schooner
but in what context ashley
tame sparrow
tame sparrow
tame sparrow
I love dogma because it is both a good movie, and it makes catholics mad
pearl oak
Lots of em too
void spade
lol :p
pliant schooner
not seen it whats it about
pearl oak
BTW. Who the fuck is hungry
tame sparrow
pearl oak
Homemade pasta and tomato sauce with tender chicken
void spade
what makes it tender
pliant schooner
the cheese isnt even melted what are you doing
tame sparrow
That's legal tender chicken. Can be used as money in 13 states
void spade
oh wow
pliant schooner
gets some garlic bread with that as well
pearl oak
Charring the outside then baking it at a low heat for a while then letting it rest for 20 minutes
And the cheese is freshly grated Parmesan
Not that shit in a can
void spade
I think that's just up to preference
pearl oak
It is
pliant schooner
best way to distribute the flavour throught
pliant schooner
its not the way of italy
pearl oak
With fresh tomato sauce, you want it a medium grate as to still get the nutty flavor of the parm to mix with the savory bite of the sauce
Which is also a tad sweet
Also made a badass Alfredo too.
I had bread finishing cooking but didn't wanna wait. I been cooking all morning.
pliant schooner
is that not similar to carbonara
tame sparrow
carbonara is like regular ara but with graphite
pearl oak
Kinda but not really
pliant schooner
carbonara has egg in the sauce
pearl oak
Yes. Besides that part, this is made that way.
I cooked the noodles for about 60s in water then added them to the sauce and cooked em for almost 30s and plated
solemn estuary
pearl oak
Whereas carbonara, you cook, then reduce pasta water, then add in noodles, then finish cooking then add pasta water to eggs and pour in that and then done
The great blank space screen
pliant schooner
i make a sauce for carbonara with eggs cheese and some cream with salt and pepper usually makes it a bit more filling
pearl oak
When making a sauce, there's many options you can do. But be careful. One wrong ingredient could change the name of the sauce
outer spear
Meh, itβs all the same 5 sauces with just different stuff in it
tame sparrow
Yeah thats kind of the entire basis of cooking with sauces all over the world
pearl oak
I know but it's also for the food allergen side of things. Both at my job and school they beat that into you. Make sure that you stick to a recipe if you're at work. Even the slightest moderation or substitute could lead to someone having an attack and dying.
This one student is only allergic to certain foods with gluten in them. Not all. It's fuckin wierd.
foggy thorn
you guys were talking about pasta for the past hour
void spade
shut up
livid lava
ugh carbonara
oh that fcking delish food
homemade pasta, runny eggs with cheese and pepper and quanchale
but when I have leftover pasta I just make aglio olio
foggy thorn
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing
livid lava
simple, easy, quick
but most of the times, quanchale is hard to get here
so I just use like any fat meat that I have... when I am fancy.. hey, pancetta, but still harder to get
but like
makin carbonara with cream
like are u dumb
void spade
yes
pearl oak
What's wrong with that
Cooking is an art where you can put in whatever you want, if you or someone else likes it, it's good.
I hate using bay leaves as ingredients. But I do it anyways
livid lava
yes, then it is not carbonara
narrow solar
Yes you can change the recipe if you want but dont call it carbonara then
livid lava
yes this
changing is fine
I love that
but do not call it that
u change like the whole taste, appearance..... it is like adding tomato sauce to carbonara
pliant schooner
u always keep pasta water
pearl oak
I know, but after adding cream it's just kind of either a carbonara sauce with cream or a different way of making Alfredo
livid lava
idk, like, cream is WHOLE new taste
pearl oak
It really depends on how much and what kind
livid lava
it does not ment to be in carbonara
livid lava
carbonara should be simple
livid lava
most of italian recipes are simple
pearl oak
This is how new things are made, by experiment
pearl oak
Ok. If you add basil pesto to an Alfredo, what does that make it.
livid lava
it is not alfredo
pearl oak
Still an Alfredo correct
livid lava
alfredo is simple cream sause
foggy thorn
it makes it a variant of Alfredo
pearl oak
Still Alfredo
livid lava
no
foggy thorn
yes
pearl oak
Yes it is
frail cedar
I would fucking drink alfredo sauce
livid lava
like imagine trying to get alfredo sause and some guy get u cream sause with mushroom
pearl oak
You add cheese to a hamburger
livid lava
not alfredo
pearl oak
It changes the taste
pliant schooner
if i add milk to scrambled eggs are they not scrambeled eggs anymore
livid lava
then it is cheeseburger
livid lava
no
void spade
FOOD FIGHT!!
frozen holly
You people never heard of creamy carbonara? Shameful
narrow solar
carbonara sauce is eggs grated cheese salt pepper and guanciale that is the standard in italy if you want you can change it how you want in fact carbonara was a food for the poor people in origin so the best ingredients are what you have
pliant schooner
another contestor joins the fight
livid lava
idk what internet say
narrow solar
E non fatemi bestemmia che se no me tocca anda a farmi confessare dal prete
livid lava
u wanna carbonara, u get carbonara, if I get something else, I will get it back to them
frozen holly
Might as well. Rebirths won't let me grab my candy on the pc version of the game, so might as well debate over the various forms of specific pasta
pliant schooner
u would never notice if someone added a splash of cream to ur carbonara
frozen holly
Make myself productive while hamsters go fixing, y'know?
narrow solar
Yes i would
void spade
it's carbonara either way, it's just a variation
livid lava
no
narrow solar
True but its not traditional that way
frozen holly
It's creamy carbonara. It's still carbonara, just not the base form of it
livid lava
but ur changing whole taste
pearl oak
So if what you are saying is true kvet
pliant schooner
kvetko so about what i said earlier does adding milk to scrambled eggs make something different
frozen holly
Carbonara is carbonara? Why are you booing us? We're right.
pearl oak
Then you CAN not call any sauce anything other than the 5 mother sauces
livid lava
scrambled eggs are mostly made with milk and butter s o
but scrambled eggs with little bit of milk is not for the taste
pliant schooner
but adding milk is not the standard way
livid lava
but for the texture
pearl oak
Bc then you're not making it right
livid lava
it is
frozen holly
I could, in fact, put spaghetti sauce on a pizza pie.
It's still pizza. It's just a different kind
pearl oak
You're adding something new, to an existing dish.
void spade
but like, if you're keeping the core ingredients and you still make it basically the same way and the only difference is you add a little cream, I don't see how that suddenly makes it not carbonara anymore
livid lava
yes... but do not call it how it is not called
pliant schooner
so adding milk to scrambled eggs still gives scrambled eggs but add ing a bit of cream to carbonara make the entire dish not carbonara
livid lava
like I get u, ur making it different way ? Name it "MY way of carbonara "
not carbonara
that why ppl use the "my way of"
void spade
it's not a traditional carbonara, but it's still a carbonara
frozen holly
We're not calling carbonara with cream rigatoni here, we're calling carbonara with cream carbonara
pliant schooner
its still carbonara either way
pearl oak
It is
livid lava
no
livid lava
no, that is different lol
pearl oak
Adding another ingredient to a dish makes it a variant
pearl oak
And
livid lava
but it is not the same
void spade
It is though, like if I have a sandwich with ham on it, and someone has a sandwich with turkey on it, they're two ENTIRELY DIFFERENT sandwiches. I COULD be specific and say "This is a ham sandwich, and this is a turkey sandwich", but I could also call them BOTH sandwiches still. A carbonara with cream COULD be called a "creamy carbonara" but it's still correct to call it a carbonara
pliant schooner
but saying its now not that thing isnt right
pearl oak
Turkey on bread is still a sandwhich. And so is ham on bread.
void spade
oh wow me and FMJ made the same analogy with sandwiches lmao
frozen holly
That is most definitely not carbonara. I do believe you put in spaghetti
void spade
but it's still correct to call it a carbonara
foggy thorn
but it's still carbonara
foggy thorn
yes
void spade
it's like saying "don't call your pepperoni pizza a pizza, call it pepperoni pizza"
foggy thorn
kinda is
foggy thorn
you just added one more thing
frozen holly
Yes but by that logic
void spade
Just because they use different recipes doesn't mean they're now two entirely different things. It's just two variations of the same thing
livid lava
no, it taste different
frozen holly
A burger isn't a sandwich, it's a burger
frozen holly
A burger tastes different from a sandwich
void spade
Carbonara without cream == a traditional carbonara
Carbonara with cream == creamy carbonara
Both == carbonara
livid lava
If somebody said to me, that they making carbonara I want carbonara, not they way of carbonara
like
pearl oak
Man. I now know how strongly we all feel about food.
void spade
and you're calling a burger a sandwich, but a burger and a grilled cheese sandwich are two different things
foggy thorn
bro someone get Gordon rasmey in here
livid lava
yes, I am too much into food
void spade
so how can you make that point about sandwiches
livid lava
and I have when ppl change recipes of traditional food π
foggy thorn
anyways food is food
void spade
and then make the exact opposite point about carbonara
frozen holly
Unrelated, but curse you all, I ate lunch not long ago and I'm hungry again
pearl oak
I'm bout to get my chef in this bitch
void spade
you're literally contradicting yourself
void spade
and a carbonara is just whatever a carbonara is regardless of what you add to it
foggy thorn
yes it is
pearl oak
Yes it is
livid lava
no
void spade
as long as the core ingredients are the same
pliant schooner
if i make a pork burger but add charizo its still a pork burger
foggy thorn
yes it is
livid lava
yes
void spade
it's still a carbonara regardless of what you add to it
frozen holly
...who the deck uses sandwich bread for hamburger? We have specific buns for that
pliant schooner
but the core ingredients are still the same in the creamy carbonara so its still a carbonara
void spade
Okay so Kvetko explain this:
How can a burger and a tuna sandwich both be classified as a sandwich
But a carbonara and a creamy carbonara can't both be classified as a carbonara
there's literally nothing similar between a tuna sandwich and a burger except they have bread
livid lava
sendwitch is not really a recipe
livid lava
that is why
foggy thorn
it is though
void spade
how is it not a recipe
narrow solar
By the way where are you from do you eat carbonara only with spagetti or even other tipes of pasta?
frozen holly
Honestly, the only time that logic works is, say, caesar salad and fruit salad. You don't throw in lettuce in fruit salad
void spade
you have to get ingredients no?
And what about how many fucking chili recipes there are, but those are all still called chili
frozen holly
Now I want to make carbonara with pizza sauce, curse all of you
foggy thorn
and tacos too
void spade
yes tacos are a good example
livid lava
ok
void spade
also soup
pearl oak
Aha! Here.
livid lava
so we take tacos
narrow solar
@frozen holly you should try lettuce apple and peas with a bit of balsamic and its good
livid lava
u wanna taco allright ?
pearl oak
Order a big Mac without lettuce. Is it still a big Mac?
foggy thorn
yes
pearl oak
Yes. But you're taking away a core ingredient
frozen holly
Vegetables kick in a horrid gag reflex for me. Was a problem when I was young and I honestly don't know why
livid lava
sandwitch does not have recipe .... specific sandwitches have
void spade
if I get a Big Mac without the Big Mac sauce is it still a Big Mac?
narrow solar
Its a pity there are a lot of good recipes with them
livid lava
making point on fastfood lol
void spade
Because you're ignoring every other point we make
pearl oak
Still uses a recipe
foggy thorn
it's a good and valid point
livid lava
no I do not, I just can not keep with all this
foggy thorn
and tacos
livid lava
I am slow lol
void spade
chicken noodle soup and tomato soup are entirely different
frozen holly
Potatoes are the sole exception and onions are fine to a point. All the other vegetables have to be diced and blended for me to stomach it.
I can't have a plain carrots, for instance, but if you gave me an apple carrot muffin, I can eat that and not complain
void spade
and both are still soup
void spade
no I'm not
livid lava
yes
foggy thorn
and creamy carbonara is also pasta with sauce
foggy thorn
I don't see where you are getting to
livid lava
ur just mixing things up no
foggy thorn
no
livid lava
lentil soup and tomato soup is not same but they are both soup
foggy thorn
what
livid lava
carbonara and aglio are both pasta with somethign but not the same
fck
I fucked up wait
frozen holly
I'm only here because I'm just seeing KvΔt here yelling "Where is the carbonara sauce?!"
Can't a guy just patiently look at patch notes for the ascension fix and not get hungry along the way, I mean sheesh
void spade
Okay so I looked it up and it says that "Carbonara is an Italian pasta dish from Rome made with egg, hard cheese, cured pork, and black pepper"
So as long as the dish uses all of those core ingredients, regardless of what you add to it, can STILL be classified AS a carbonara, it's not a TRADITIONAL carbonara but it is still a form of carbonara
I'm not saying they're exactly the same but they are both variations of a carbonara
livid lava
no, italian ppl will kill u
foggy thorn
no they wont
livid lava
they would
foggy thorn
dude
void spade
but I'm not saying it's a traditional carbonara
frozen holly
Especially the plumbers. Don't annoy the italian plumbers
void spade
I'm saying it's just a form of carbonara
foggy thorn
have you met Italian people?
livid lava
I watch them on youtube, ON CARBONARA
like, yeah, add anything u want, but why do you have to call it carbonara ?
like why do you have to call it as specific recipe
pliant schooner
cause it is
foggy thorn
because it's still carbonara
frozen holly
Want me to go find a carbonara recipe or two?
livid lava
no, I am saying, why
narrow solar
I just would hit you in the face for calling it carbonara
void spade
Because it's still a carbonara, but it's a variation of carbonara
livid lava
if somebody would say that he is making carbonara ... I do not wanna any crap in that
foggy thorn
I'm calling it carbonara because it's still carbonara
void spade
So you would specify you want a TRADITIONAL carbonara
livid lava
why u can not say it is on carbonara style or something ?
narrow solar
Indeed
pliant schooner
if i get a fence and add a decoration on that fence is it not a fence
foggy thorn
no it's a different fence now
livid lava
now u making another stupid comment
void spade
That's literally what you're saying Kvetko
frozen holly
Carbonara is carbonara. If there's a specific one, I'd ask for it. You want traditional, I want creamy. Both carbonara. Maybe throw extra bacon in mine
foggy thorn
but that comment also works
void spade
idk how you don't realize that
livid lava
adding something to food can make different recipe
livid lava
and then it is not the same thing
narrow solar
Guanciale not bacon for the original
foggy thorn
that's why we are calling it a variation
frozen holly
That's not quite how that works
void spade
it's still the same thing but it's been altered, so it still fits under the umbrella of a carbonara, but it now also can be more specifically called a creamy carbonara. But it isn't incorrect to call it a carbonara
livid lava
bacon in carbonara
frozen holly
I'm not boiling water and throwing leaves in there and still calling it water. That's tea at that point.
But carbonara isn't that simple
livid lava
like when I am making recipe, I just say it is in style of something else... why would I bother naming it right it is is not the same recipe
pliant schooner
hang on i put oil in with my spaghetti to boil so is it not spaghetti now
what happens if i add salt as well
void spade
because you like being specific and that's not a problem
but it's STILL technically a carbonara
livid lava
another different thing rapture
narrow solar
What have you done @pliant schooner
pliant schooner
defo not spaghetti now
frozen holly
It's still carbonara, dude. I'm just adding stuff on my carbonara
livid lava
ok
pliant schooner
i am changing the taste of the spaghetti
livid lava
I think we have different opinions on this matter, and I do not wanna make hate in this
I get u
foggy thorn
not the taste but the entire type of food @pliant schooner
pliant schooner
so by your logic its not spaghetti
void spade
like, I could say "I'm making a pizza" and regardless of what kind of pizza I'm making it's still a pizza, whether it's pepperoni or cheese
foggy thorn
^^^^
void spade
yes it is
frozen holly
You clearly don't or you wouldn't have summoned people who hardly over something as ridiculous as pasta for crying out loud.
foggy thorn
all recepies are specific
pliant schooner
i will say dominoe's chocholate pizza isnt a pizza its an abomanation
narrow solar
Yes it is spaghetti but seriusly dont do that its not healthy and it spashes easyly so be careful @pliant schooner
void spade
how is it not? A cheese pizza is a pizza with just cheese and nothing else on it.
it's dough, sauce, cheese
pliant schooner
hip adding a bit of oil into boiling water stops the pasta from sticking together
livid lava
no, I will tell u that I wanna pizza, what will u tell me ? What pizza... now u get it ?
pliant schooner
not cooking it in oil
void spade
no
frozen holly
Pepperoni pizza is pepperoni pizza. It's still pizza.
Barbeque chicken wings are barbeque chicken wings. Still chicken wings.
Creamy carbonara is creamy carbonara. Guess what? Still carbonara
void spade
because if you tell me "I want a carbonara" I don't know how you like your carbonara
livid lava
what pizza I wanna
tell me
u know what carbonara is because there is specific recipe for that
void spade
because someone can say "I want a carbonara" and they could be thinking they want cream in it
narrow solar
@pliant schooner yes i understand but it's not healthy it won't kill you but
twin hound
Man... Should have gotten some mushrooms sooner
void spade
but saying "I want a carbonara" isn't specific because you're not saying "I want a traditional carbonara"
foggy thorn
what makes a recipe specific
twin hound
Would have been immense help for the plant rng contract
livid lava
pizza is not specific recipe, pasta with sause same
foggy thorn
what
void spade
how is saying "I want a carbonara" specific
frozen holly
Are you even hearing yourself right now?
foggy thorn
yes
narrow solar
Recipe change from place to place so you should mind where you are when you order food
foggy thorn
just yes
frozen holly
There's variations of every food and drink, even water
twin hound
Damn it, now I want some pizza
pliant schooner
if people only ever made traditional foods then there would never be any way to improve a recipe or add some creativity to it
livid lava
idk like, u wanna coke with rum, and u wanna cocacolla with captain, which is specific and which is not
it is the same thing
narrow solar
Whats water i drink lake juice @frozen holly
frozen holly
Guess I'm cooking up some mini pizzas at my place. At least I have those
livid lava
I wanna pizza.... I am not saying which I wanna, I wanna carbonara, I am saying which specific sause with pasta I wanna
foggy thorn
both are specific
void spade
but you aren't being specific
livid lava
Ok kuaka
foggy thorn
because you are saying what you want with them
void spade
you aren't saying you want a traditional carbonara
frozen holly
You're not being specific
frozen holly
.>
frozen holly
Dude you're getting a Pinto and like it at that point
livid lava
pizza is just fcking italian pie or whatever
void spade
"I want a carbonara" isn't specific, because no one will hear that and think "okay he 100% wants a traditional carbonara"
livid lava
no
foggy thorn
yes
livid lava
carbonara is recipe
foggy thorn
yes
void spade
pizza is a recipe
foggy thorn
pizza is too
livid lava
sause with pasta is not
foggy thorn
soup is too
foggy thorn
yes it is
void spade
explain how it isn't
twin hound
Pineapple, mushroom, onion, tomato, sausage, chicken, ham... What other toppings to make the ideal pizza
foggy thorn
why is it not
void spade
how is pizza NOT a recipe
livid lava
ok I will
twin hound
Artichoke hearts
frozen holly
Look, if I want a carbonara, and the menu isn't specific, I'll ask if they have different kinds. (They usually don't but some do offer variations)
twin hound
Olives
livid lava
u taking it the wrong way, there is way how to make pizza, yes, fcking flour, yeast, water, oil + topping, but it is not specific recipe
pliant schooner
everything in cooking follows a recipe no matter how simple it is
tame sparrow
foggy thorn
that's pretty specific
void spade
but carbonara has variations. You're talking about a traditional carbonara
gloomy shore
Man, I tried that stuff once and didn't like it.
livid lava
if u wannna carbonara and they make u something "specieal" like those folks wanna, then I will get out there really quiclky
void spade
That's your fault for not being specific though
foggy thorn
^
void spade
because you didn't say you want a traditional carbonara
livid lava
no, but it is not named carbonara u see ?
frozen holly
By that logic, the carbonara you want is a special kind because it's traditional
livid lava
they will specificaly named it (some kind of pasta) + sause + meat or whatever
frozen holly
That's technically a variation; the plain variation
livid lava
they will never call it carbonara
that is just wrong in profesional bussines
and ui can not do it
void spade
if you go into a restaurant and order a carbonara, you're going to get that chef's version of a carbonara unless it specifically mentions that it's a traditional carbonara
frozen holly
That's not false advertising though. If it's'carbonara with the core ingredients, who gives a tossed salad?
foggy thorn
in a professional business they will have Traditional Carbonara
narrow solar
@twin hound 4 stagioni
Capricciosa diavola margherita
Napoletana 4 formaggi parma prosciutto e funghi
You need more i have others if you want
foggy thorn
and Creamy Carbonara
void spade
you should have been specific then
livid lava
what is even creamy carbonara lol
void spade
and asked for a traditional carbonara
void spade
a variation of the traditional carbonara
foggy thorn
some people like it with cream
frozen holly
You clearly don't or you wouldn't be raising seven Ramseys about it
gloomy shore
So, you walk into a burger place, ask for "fries", and they give you sweet potatoe fries... and you lose your mind? Even if the menu only had "sweet potatoe fries"?
narrow solar
Try alici e capperi @twin hound
frozen holly
Like, dude...creamy carbonara is carbonara, just a different flavour of it.
void spade
okay okay
livid lava
yes different flavour, why do you have to call it carbonara then
void spade
god dammit
livid lava
because it has eggs in there ?
void spade
I thought we were done
livid lava
like pasta with eggs
foggy thorn
because it's sotll carbonara
pearl oak
What the fuck
void spade
Kvetko, it's still technically a carbonara because it's got all of the core ingredients of a carbonara and is still made the same way except they added cream to it. It doesn't make sense to call every variation of something something different
pearl oak
We're still doing this.
void spade
it's just a technicality honestly
void spade
like how people can get away with dessert pizzas
frozen holly
You want what kind of carbonara?
livid lava
I am certified t oo
gloomy shore
What about you go to a vegetarian place and order "carbonera", and there's no pork?
void spade
we already addressed a similar scenario
livid lava
then I would spit on the waitress idk
gloomy shore
Sorry. And lol.
foggy thorn
wtf
pearl oak
Alright
livid lava
that was joke
pearl oak
Ready for what they said.
livid lava
no
gloomy shore
Please share.
livid lava
I do not wanna hear that
void spade
Okay Kvetko, technically you're right, it would be more correct to call a carbonara with cream a creamy carbonara. BUT It's STILL TECHNICALLY a carbonara
void spade
okay cool
livid lava
like long time ago with this
narrow solar
Who orders carbonara at a restaurant you make it at home
void spade
then can we stop all of this
pearl oak
Yes, a carbonara with cream is a creamy carbonara. Which is still technically a carbonara.
foggy thorn
yes
void spade
new topic
foggy thorn
end of story
void spade
uhhhhh
livid lava
ok
gloomy shore
Fajita Nachos. Best food ever?
pliant schooner
i like how i started a 1h fight lol
void spade
Kvetko did you finish all those tests and stuff you were studying for?
narrow solar
So do you make carbonara only with spaghetti
livid lava
yes
void spade
fuck off @narrow solar
foggy thorn
it was technically FMJ who started it
void spade
do you think you did well?
pliant schooner
yeah but i started the cream shit
narrow solar
Its just a question no criticism involved @void spade
livid lava
so I passed it
foggy thorn
but he started the pasta topic
livid lava
I did math today.. the teacher was angry, but I got the grade
pliant schooner
he started the topic yeah
foggy thorn
which lead to cream
livid lava
like I did not know much so...
and she is harder on bois I think
well.. normal math girl teacher
pliant schooner
the teachers i know are alright
void spade
call her a sexist pig and call the police
pliant schooner
most have come from industrial jobs and started to teach people to fill their shoes
narrow solar
Most? I thought it was a requirement to teach
void spade
I wouldn't know what uni teachers are like. I'm living the american dream of not being able to afford higher education so I just started working
livid lava
I would, But I wanna get thru those curses, because I hate them
ugh ya america
but u know
u have money
void spade
not much
livid lava
I need to work just to affort basic living and then still study to be student have have benefits... like I need this school just to be able to do the work
void spade
because of my medical bills
livid lava
oh medical bills... murica
void spade
fuckin $60-$70 a month just on my medicine
livid lava
that is a lot lol
void spade
that's with insurance and everything
frozen holly
Ouch
livid lava
like I though that when u have insurance, u do not have to pay ? ... but what I am seeing, it just matter how big ur insurance is
void spade
and since I'm prescribed a controlled substance I have to go to an appointment every 90 days which they charge me for
you have to meet your deductible before you don't have to pay
until then they only cover part of it
livid lava
like for medication it is mostly the same here... you pay for your pill. but some pills are for free.. depend
Like sorry guys about the food stuff... lol 
I am just onto that "when u making specific recipe, just stick with that".. but I did not meant to hurt or u know do something u you guys, so just if we are still in peace π
pliant schooner
its fine dont think anyone was actually angry lol
i wounder whats gonna happen with the olympics if the corona virus keeps spreading
still like 5 months away so it might be fine
they are adding baseball to it
livid lava
corona virus is just meme like, there much more bad things like flu
pliant schooner
as well as sport climbing so seems like it will be good to watch
corona is really only bad in poor countries where the death rate will likely rise to 20%
livid lava
yes
but like
apply that to flu
same thing
it does not matter which virus it is really
pliant schooner
we will know we have to be worried if it gets deemed a pandemic since its only an epidemic atm
livid lava
yes
native phoenix
Is prodigious bugged? I dumped a ton into it from 0 - 11% increase and no change in my damage at all?
Sorry wrong channel π
tame sparrow
kinda weird that concubine is a seaweed plant in a pot
ashen orbit
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! 
gloomy shore
Carbonera?
foggy thorn
no
hushed gull
I wanna cure egg yolks
foggy thorn
are they sick or something?
livid lava
ugh they are delish
pliant schooner
benjee u dont have to care about hoops after u get the pet
i feel like i have been enlightened ever since i got it
gloomy shore
I mean, the, before the pet it's still a lot of gems.
golden ivy
Good morning y'all
gloomy shore
30/day is nice, period. I kinda suck so post pet I average 40 now.
golden ivy
How're y'all feeling
pliant schooner
got work in 9 hours
gloomy shore
Like I wish I could murder the RNG.
pliant schooner
soo meh
i think when i got it learn i got 3 44 and 22 or something
i was very happy
gloomy shore
What's there to get?
pliant schooner
a pet when u get 65 in your 3 attempts
gloomy shore
The first 3 rounds are all pretty easy if you don't have bad luck.
I thought "it" was the minigame, not the prt.
pliant schooner
?
livid lava
but like 40g is 40g lol
gloomy shore
Bounce of rim once, bounce off rim twice, fly away from the rim! Woooo!
pliant schooner
i have had the ball go through the hoop and reset me
gloomy shore
Yes.
pliant schooner
i was just confused
there was also that time i threw the ball and it just floated off
very slowly
frail warren
sosig
golden ivy
ok dual monitor setup completed
pliant schooner
nice
frail warren
noice
pliant schooner
next step is the oct comp set up
livid lava
he had like absurt about of money
so he spend it on hookers that played games with him and stuff
golden ivy
oh i see yes
livid lava
but idk like look at /g/ there are some "setup" stuff
haha
they have like 2 PC 4x monitor
for anything they wanna
but my graphic card supports maybe like 3 monitors
I wanna have 8
u know for 8k porn
rare dagger
The PNY cards have like 4 Dports
Sure they are more for graphics and drawing, but hey it works
rare dagger
Game on one, play on the other
livid lava
I have one monitor mostly for movies.. that IPS and some TN for other thing
and gaming if I wanna play game
frozen holly
I forgot just how slow start up was in this game. Starting on the Android version in case the PC version goes south for whatever reason
chilly prawn
The pc and iOS version both went south long ago. Lava barely updates them
frozen holly
I suppose it's a good thing I have an Android then. Then again, having multiple versions isn't a horrible idea. It's just...I forgot how slow it starts. Maybe I'm just used to the speed after ascension the first time. IDK.
tame sparrow
Tonight for dinner I made some spaghetti and put the leftover taco meat in the sauce.
sylvia you can move your PC save to android, there's information on how to do that in #idle-skilling-info
rare dagger
So it became Tacoghetti or a Spagtaco?
tame sparrow
IDK I feel like both of those names imply the involvement of a taco shell or tortilla
Perhaps a third option
frozen holly
Fair enough. However, I honestly don't mind starting over. If for some reason, I lost both my pc and android version, might as well prep for starting over.
Besides, even if that did happen, I know how to back up my pc data, so it's all good. Thanks for the info all the same, though
golden ivy
i made it in foods class
void spade
Im prolly finna die bois
void spade
I'll try
tame sparrow
Static you can't die
golden ivy
^
tame sparrow
I won't allow it
void spade
I'm just exaggerating but I'm bout to be in hella pain
golden ivy
sacrifice a virgin in the woods to obtain immortality
tame sparrow
Just remember if you die thats the first thing you will see in hell
YEah sacrifice bray in the woods to gain immortality
golden ivy
if only
void spade
To explain, I've got a cyst on my tailbone (pilonidal) and I've had it for years but it doesn't typically bother me, every once in a while it gets inflamed (like once every couple years) until it eventually drains on it's own after a couple days. But recently it got REALLY inflamed and has been causing constant excruciating pain and has been stopping me from doing most things (which is why I've been on here less and also haven't been doing/posting any code things) and I've just been waiting for like a week for it to stop and it hasn't so my mom (she's a nurse) is giving me hella painkiller and using hella lidocaine and is gonna help
And I'm very not excited
Not having access to good healthcare is awesome
tame sparrow
Internal cyst or is it accessible?
tame sparrow
poke it
void spade
She tried lidocaine gel but it didn't do anything cause most of the pain is from pressure
So she's gonna see if she has a syringe cause she has injectable lidocaine and some painkillers and she's gonna get it
tame sparrow
Though if the cyst is that old it probably needs to be packed once it is drained. Your mother as a nurse is very capable of that
tame sparrow
So the solution is, have your mom stab you in the ass and then pack the wound
void spade
Yep
tame sparrow
One of my wife's coworkers got bitten by a brown recluse on the belly and had to pack it with gauze and special ointment that was like super expensive every day. Mucho not fun for her
void spade
That sounds awful
golden ivy
hi
foggy thorn
bye
tame sparrow
foggy thorn
what if I don't want to
solemn estuary
Then you'll have to
tame sparrow
Sexecution then
foggy thorn
to
solemn estuary
Yes
foggy thorn
no
solemn estuary
Cornvirus?
foggy thorn
I don't like corn
tame sparrow
Sorry, we're all out of everything except corn
solemn estuary
What about popcorn
tame sparrow
You have to pop it yourself
solemn estuary
Sounds dangerous, I might get killed by a killer
tame sparrow
You'll be fine as long as you check behind the shower curtain before sitting down
Not just on the toilet tho, anywhere
golden ivy
two monitors is really life changing
tame sparrow
Three is exactly as life changing
golden ivy
my desk cant fit three
tame sparrow
One day you and I both will have three monitors
golden ivy
it can barely fit two
yes vad
in 10 years if we both don't have 3 monitors we should buy eachother monitors
solemn estuary
In 10 years there will be walking monitors
Follow you around
I'll sell mine as pets
Make some sweaters for them
tame sparrow
I'll just buy myself two and have 4 monitros
solemn estuary
I'll sell you 2 for 3 kuaka coins
tame sparrow
hasty nest
cow tools
tame sparrow
spark crescent
Doriyah
tame sparrow
play better games
tame sparrow
golden ivy
lol i have alot of malware aparently
tame sparrow
Fuckin
HOW?
golden ivy
you don't have to be rude
tame sparrow
foggy thorn
pliant schooner
What did I do lol
strong ore
it just means u have a long tunnel
doesnt really matter
there just no point in going for long tunnels
winged sigil
and you don't need to wait to the end of the tunnel so it doesn't matter at all
solemn estuary
@foggy thorn Thank you for the freer coin
golden ivy
you are welcome
pliant schooner
So is upgrading the spelunker stats pointless when u get mach bags then
Since value doesn't seem to give more treasure
foggy thorn
yes
spare vapor
R
golden ivy
duck go back to mute
void spade
Oh hi duck
foggy thorn
this annoys me
golden ivy
same
foggy thorn
golden ivy
yes
burnt pecan
looks cul
foggy thorn
didn't get released π
spark crescent
That's cool
burnt pecan
cloud
void spade
@foggy thorn find rainbow lava sprite
burnt pecan
guess it was scrapped since vats were temporary
golden ivy
I am trash
golden ivy
if u make a BanBray emote i give u nitro
burnt pecan
on it, lol
burnt pecan
imagine sending a message twice smh
foggy thorn
discord is stupid
quick ginkgo
i just got 76 discord notifs as soon as i went on pc
tawdry seal
Update?
golden ivy
nobody is
quick ginkgo
fax
golden ivy
machine
spare vapor
E
bold quest
π¦
sweet cypress
Bruh
golden ivy
ok
foggy thorn
no
bold quest
Let's all dm him
vocal inlet
attempting ice cream #3 wish me luck
frozen holly
I accidentally left Mark on and didn't really notice until I saw it was fully coloured in. Made Asylum runs harder than necessary because I'm apparently blind
void spade
@vocal inlet good luck
blissful raven
Well is there still stuff we don't know about this game that might be interesting
void spade
@blissful raven probably. The issue preventing me from doing code shit is now mostly eliminated so i can do some searching for interesting things I can't find
You could do some digging on what potions do/don't work
blissful raven
Oh we were going to compile a list of capped Bo uses
Yeah I see the potion stuff in the list already. We need to list out what we know doesn't work before we do that
foggy thorn
no
tame sparrow
mod aboose
foggy thorn
agreed
marble ore
on Purg for ice cream 4, and it is cancerous. damage dipped from around the low-mid hundred thousands to around 12k in grasslands.
when I started
blissful raven
So my fish haven't gone up in a few days, not sure why
Are the links for fishing bugged?
Idk what the deal is here.
tame sparrow
have you tried setting the deck manually/disabling the link?
blissful raven
No
tame sparrow
One time I stopped getting fish and realized later I had been trying to 5* all of my fishing crusade items and had taken a break and forgot to level half of them back, that was the cause
blissful raven
Well I checked my items and links and they are fine
Not sure exactly
Maybe offscreen idle gains? I have no idea
foggy thorn
yes fishing deck is bugged
you have to equip it manually or go into the screen twice
tame sparrow
Oh hey, equip manually
Who asked if you did that?
I asked if you did that
Go meeee
golden ivy
Lmao I just got an ad on YouTube for Trump's wall