well you can do that with most things Ondra
#off-topic-chat
void spade
tame sparrow
Hmmmm perhaps I'll boot up the N64 Emulator today and play some PErfect Dark
void spade
but that's not the morally right thing to do
livid lava
but I fcking need ration for torents
fading nymph
Perfect dark zero
errant forge
You cannot saveedit on IS
void spade
yes you can LMAO
golden ivy
you can
tardy crescent
who fucking cares for morality anymore in the 21st century, where 99%+ of people are just twats?
void spade
how do you think Kuaka got hoops pet?
fading nymph
Yeah. You can. Its just not easy to do.
lavish umbra
Play some goldeneye
MARTINI
fading nymph
At least on android. Lmao
tame sparrow
Not only can you save edit, you can edit the APK itself on android to allow you to buy gems for no monies
errant forge
I mainly pirate games on IGGGAMES but sometimes you can just get a virus from it
golden ivy
no ondra its safe
errant forge
Oh yeah, lucky patcher
void spade
just give yourself gems @tame sparrow
golden ivy
the issues are in the malware ads that it popups before a download
so adblocker
and ur good
tardy crescent
adblocker :^)
errant forge
I would lucky patch IS but that would cost me all progress
tardy crescent
true
frail cedar
Wat
void spade
ondra just learn how to save edit. it's not even that hard /s
frail cedar
Ye
golden ivy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
tardy crescent
/s
frail cedar
Save edit = yes
errant forge
@golden ivy I downloaded dicey dungeons from there and windows defender deleted it
tardy crescent
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
void spade
imagine using windows defender 
fading nymph
Imagine using windows
tardy crescent
imagine imagining
frail cedar
Imagine using linux
fading nymph
Imagine reimagining
tardy crescent
Imagine using mac
errant forge
Imagine using MacIntosh
tardy crescent
Apple Noob Products
frail cedar
Static
lavish umbra
Imagine being cool on the internet 😎
tardy crescent
owners of an apple product are kinda like smokers
fading nymph
Steam runs on linux
void spade
but not every game is supported on linux
tardy crescent
they won't accept any other system even if proven superior
errant forge
Apple is just a way to show off you have money
frail cedar
Vm gang
fading nymph
Thats what wine is for
void spade
my library of 700+ games gets cut down to like a quarter of what it is
tardy crescent
@errant forge this guy knows this world xd
void spade
yeah but that's fucking annoying
fading nymph
Yeah virtyal machine
fading nymph
Install windows on linux. Lmao
tardy crescent
v i r u s```
better to sayxd
golden ivy
ok i got turmoil and clicker heroes 2 yesterday
tardy crescent
smart move (^:
fading nymph
I bought a taco. Does that count?
golden ivy
time for long weekend
lavish umbra
The no auto clicker sucks hard
tame sparrow
I have a mac classic around here somewhere that still works. Need a new keyboard for it before I can sell it for big bux tho
fading nymph
Someone throw bray into the mountain
golden ivy
why
tardy crescent
haha
lavish umbra
Apple sub games are dopey as too
golden ivy
i live on a mountain
fading nymph
Into bray. Into.
tame sparrow
Your health is low... Do you have any potions, or food?
golden ivy
I have to agree
lavish umbra
Apple is dieing
tardy crescent
Apple games usually cost money when android games don't (^:
golden ivy
#BanBRay is so 2019
fading nymph
Static is dying too
tame sparrow
Lets bully Snow
void spade
how am I dying
golden ivy
ok i gtg school time
frail cedar
Ah, you're finally awake
frail cedar
Wait wtf
golden ivy
@golden ivy bb
tardy crescent
Apple games usually cost money when android games don't (^:
fading nymph
Your hair fell out
frail cedar
BanBray gang is dead
golden ivy
i agree
tardy crescent
the worst gamer that there can be is a mac gamer
golden ivy
#BrayIsBae revival
hasty nest
the worst gamer is the gatekeeping gamer
tardy crescent
!ban @golden ivy
lavish umbra
Bleauurgghhh
Ban!
tardy crescent
you have lost no u privilege bray
fading nymph
!mute @golden ivy
golden ivy
boomer
tardy crescent
boomer, ok
fading nymph
Doom. Doooom. Doooooooooom.
frail cedar
Wait why are we back to bullying bray. Or have i been gone too long
void spade
yeah bullying bray is 2019
golden ivy
lets give him roles back
void spade
nah nah
frail cedar
No
golden ivy
now that he is accepted into society again
void spade
one step at a time
frail cedar
No
golden ivy
he misses teehee
fading nymph
He's french canadian. What else we supposed to do.
golden ivy
pls
tardy crescent
golden ivy
when i hit #3 on the leaderboard i get a teehee
frail cedar
ahem
fading nymph
I forgot the alamo
frail cedar
Gotta find it in msg history, but a rule was set that if bray says "roles" he gets banned/muted
golden ivy
well lets make a !Bray command
frail cedar
Because bray asking for roles is gay
golden ivy
yeah ik
void spade
idc if bray asks for roles because it just makes it funnier when they get yoinked
golden ivy
frail cedar
OGGGGG
golden ivy
i'm not aware of that rule and i don't stand by it
golden ivy
andrew isnt here right now
fading nymph
Tag andrew
frail cedar
Uhm
fading nymph
Maybe bray is andrew.
golden ivy
maybe
fading nymph
And he just wants to make out with himself in chat again
golden ivy
whatever atleast my alt has teehee
frail cedar
Ban bray
frail cedar
Ban bray 2: electric boogaloo
livid lava
nice
golden ivy
ban ash for spamming ban bray
no
ash is nice
no ban ash
ban bray
who's side are you on bray
ash's
ugh wtf...
golden ivy
ur get mad when i argue and you get mad when i side withu
what do i do
ban bray
^
yes
@frail cedar i've seen the light
golden ivy
i'm sorry for my words
frail cedar
WTF
fading nymph
Bray was pretending to be barack obama and was making out with a white name in chat a few days ago.
frail cedar
Oh god what did i start
golden ivy
promote bray
void spade
promote bray
tame sparrow
Never be sorry for your words, only ever say what you mean.
frail cedar
No
golden ivy
I was roleplaying as Rufus Monroe, Obama in disguise, and he was my juliet
i did say what i mean but i changed what i meant
livid lava
9/11 did not happen
livid lava
hitler was good politician
void spade
yeah you can't just skip over a whole day
fading nymph
Shut up ballsack lmao
lavish umbra
Easy there bro
livid lava
comunism is good
golden ivy
in canada we all skip ur independance day
lavish umbra
Dry July isn’t it
golden ivy
ok i need to go to school im 5 minutes late
fading nymph
You said you didnt have school!
void spade
no he has tomorrow off
fading nymph
Liar.
golden ivy
no
void spade
bray bye go to school
lavish umbra
Yeah til arnie tears out your fucking spine
golden ivy
i am'nt leaving until snow says why I am a liar
void spade
@golden ivy mute bray so he'll go to school. He's ruining his chances at a good education
fading nymph
I blocked bray again. :p
raw folioBOT
Brayx#3422 has been muted for 10 minutes
tame sparrow
vault only gave me 9 gems today :/
void spade
oooooof
fading nymph
Lmao
livid lava
aboose
fading nymph
A moose
frail cedar
Some juice
lavish umbra
Belarus
tame sparrow
frail cedar
Is this a tier 2 meme?
fading nymph
Only one meme.
tame sparrow
BEEF
fading nymph
The other is a picture of a cat
golden ivy
can you fuck beef
frail cedar
Yes
frank moth
gordon aneurysmay
tame sparrow
frail warren
yes
fading nymph
frail warren
yum
golden ivy
why are we posting food
frank moth
slider
golden ivy
i'm confused
frail cedar
Bordon Bamsey
golden ivy
flordon gamsey
lavish umbra
Look at this beautiful art
It’s painting worthy
tame sparrow
@golden ivy post food
fading nymph
I love that game. Children of mortia
tame sparrow
looks neat
frail cedar
Ngl thought it was terraria
frail warren
frail cedar
Which is funny because I'm actually playing that rn
tame sparrow
PIZZA
frail cedar
Send boons
frail warren
pissa
golden ivy
pizza mozzarella
tame sparrow
oH ACTUALLY CHILDREN OF MORTA IS ALREADY ON MY STEAM WISHLIST
woops
Caps lock is cruise control for cool
fading nymph
lavish umbra
It’s on games pass
Some good gear on there right now
livid lava
ugh steam bums
tame sparrow
I don't have any money lol
livid lava
is that lidl mozzarella ?
tame sparrow
I'll buy it one day
livid lava
make them home
tame sparrow
thats not cheese its steamed dumplings
golden ivy
i just googled mozzarella
livid lava
ya I know
tame sparrow
oh i didn't see the cheeseposting, my bad
livid lava
it is pretty easy btw, we make them like twice a year with my friend
lavish umbra
Whenever, it’s fully worth. Top shelf production
fading nymph
tame sparrow
Corn flakes were invented to prevent masturbation
golden ivy
cause they're better than sex? yeah i know
frail warren
wat
tame sparrow
fading nymph
The other Kellogg brother wanted them to have no sugar in them to prevent masturbation
frail warren
how would that work tho
fading nymph
Idle hands.
tame sparrow
huh... apparently butterfinger candy bars are made from flaked corn as well? Interesting
fading nymph
Yeah. That one weird ass kellogg brother was insane.
He had machines for inserting yogurt into your bum
frail warren
what
lavish umbra
Wait bum 
frail warren
extrem not sosig
tame sparrow
Fun story time, I grew up near a small town in Kansas that once hosted the world's most powerful radio station. The guy who owned it used it to advertise his quack medical practice. One of the procedures he offered was sewing the testicles of goats under the skin of men to "increase virility".
His massive radio station was one of the reasons for the formation of the FCC.
fading nymph
Butthole. Bum.
The whole sewing thing isnt a new thing. It does work... to some extent. It just doesnt... control how much testosterone it puts into the body evenly
foggy thorn
hmm
fading nymph
So men who got the procedure would go nuts from having too much testosterone
tame sparrow
It works in the sense that it would be efficacious if you want a rotting goat testicle implanted in your skin. Doesn't work for anything else, though
livid lava
nice
fading nymph
But yeah. It would also rot.
frail warren
yes
fading nymph
One doctor used gorrilla testicles
pearl oak
The fuck did I really walk into
foggy thorn
idk
fading nymph
Orgy
frail warren
ogy
lavish umbra
RAMPAGE
fading nymph
Orgy ogy rampage.
pearl oak
Damn it kuaka. We can't leave you alone for 5 fucking minutes without supervision
foggy thorn
I was gone for like an hour
lavish umbra
That’d be a heart popper
fading nymph
Kuaka hasnt even been here.
lavish umbra
Like a King Kong dong just wouldn’t work
fading nymph
I would say godzilla but i forget that thats a she.
foggy thorn
huh
pearl oak
Yes
foggy thorn
what
pearl oak
Godzilla is a female
foggy thorn
where's the problem
fading nymph
Kuaka is used to his females having dongs? Wtf
pearl oak
Idk
pearl oak
Go kuaka
frail warren
wot
fading nymph
Im confused by your statements
frail warren
i walk away for 5 seconds
foggy thorn
I'm not going
frail warren
and chat goes to shit again
pearl oak
Someone says go fuck yourself. You can tell them I already am. 😂
foggy thorn
go fuck yourself
frail warren
what?
fading nymph
I dont think it bends that way...
foggy thorn
I said it
pearl oak
Who says I'm not
frail warren
sosig
pearl oak
You don't know my anatomy
fading nymph
You wept it under the rug
long glen
It bends all kinds of ways while flaccid.
pearl oak
That's the trick.
long glen
I mean, what.
pearl oak
Bend while flaccid and then get hard. 😂
fading nymph
You can also fracture it that way.
pearl oak
And?
frail warren
how would you know
lavish umbra
There’s no bone in bone though?
fading nymph
Ive see it happen when i was a caregiver.
fading nymph
Old people dick is not something you want to see.
tame sparrow
Shellac
fading nymph
If it breaks the cartilage and main blood vessels in your dick rupture and fills your dick with blood unevenly
pearl oak
It's not pretty
frail warren
doesn't sound fun
fading nymph
Causes it to blow up like a water ballon
pearl oak
Worse than blue waffle pix in the middle of a Rick roll from bray
frail warren
oeuf
oeufueo
oeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueoeufueo
tame sparrow
fading nymph
Anyways, can we talk about something else. Like how good looking adam is?
pearl oak
Which Adam.
golden ivy
@fading nymph your check is in the mail
pearl oak
I know quite a few. First, middle, or last name? Do nicknames work?
lavish umbra
Yeah that’s some horror movie action or like nightmare on fucking die street action. Good to know though? I guess.
tame sparrow
Y'all want to talk about anti-vaxxers? A 4 year old child just died in colorado because his mother didn't give him any of the medical treatment the doc recommended.
golden ivy
isn't this a pretty common occurence
tame sparrow
sadly yes
frail warren
antivaxxers do this shit
lavish umbra
Idk, I don’t get them myself but I think the big ones, measles mumps rubela yeah. You need some protection against them. I did get measles as well, pretty messed up.
frail cedar
Ah yes, the "I'm clueless, my kid is dying painfully" starter pack
frail warren
oh no
frail cedar
I'd love to slap that fucking idiot
frail warren
i tried essential oils
they don't work
oh no
my child is dead
boo hoo
i wish that the oils worked
retards
frail cedar
I fed my kid a quartz crystal and they died wtf
tame sparrow
The mother has a gofundme up and in it blames the doctors and nurses rather than the fact that she tried to treat a 104 degree fever with fucking elderberry syrup and vegetables
flint iron
im surprised things like this dont seem to be classified as neglect or abuse
frail cedar
They can't call it abuse if they don't know it happens
Mentally stable people can't just go door to door looking for these poor kids
golden ivy
they can be classified as neglect i'm pretty sure
frail cedar
It's the shitty sad truth
long glen
doctor my kid is dying
give them this medicine, you can pick it up anywhere
i did not pick up the medicine and my kid is still dying, social media help me
frail warren
BuT mY LiTtLe AnGeL iS sTiLl HeAlThY
lavish umbra
It’s hard to get kids away from crack fiends, it would be tough to get them away from this
frail cedar
Tbh i might have to temp avoid the server till this topic ends, it's a sore point for me, sorry guys
golden ivy
tbh idk why you guys are hating
she did everything she could
which apparently was fuck all
@frail cedar how so?
frail warren
well, she clearly didn't give her child the medicine
golden ivy
oh wait don't answer that if you don't want to talk about it lol
frail warren
he/she could've saved the children
frail cedar
No no, it's okay
I'll say it here so everyone knows
I'm sterile, no baybee for me, so when i read about people who CAN have kids, and fucking mistreat them, it puts me in a fucking hot rage
Also, by sterile i just mean my egg count is shit
frail warren
ok
golden ivy
oof :/
frail warren
unrelatable
frail cedar
Sorry if that's too deep for general
golden ivy
we like to talk about life's problems here, no matter how deep or little
frail warren
because it's general
golden ivy
or penis hats
frail warren
yes
void spade
Dick glasses
foggy thorn
void spade
Yeah
frail cedar
Ye... it just... it makes me cry, yknow? That shit kills me, and tbh i wish i could adopt every child
foggy thorn
if we can talk about that we can talk about everything
frail warren
well, at least they're in a better place
golden ivy
@frail cedar that's a sweet thing to want :)
foggy thorn
huh
lavish umbra
Nothing to be ashamed of. Idk about kids because the world is kind of shit anyway. You should have the option though. Adopting is a fine aspiration.
foggy thorn
I just hate the mess they make everywhere they go
lavish umbra
Nothing wrong with that.
void spade
I could say "haha ur a poop head" and they'll burst into tears like wtf man
frail warren
child annoying
void spade
Fuckin pussies
frail cedar
Oml static
frail warren
we can stop here
frail cedar
XD
void spade
I'm excited at the idea of being a dad one day
frail warren
but he spittin fax tho
foggy thorn
he has to have a beard by the age of 2
void spade
Or know how to code
frail warren
computer child
foggy thorn
and save a baby squirrel
frail warren
when did that happen
void spade
Me, yelling out at my baby laying in the leaves: "DID YOU GET ONE YET?"
Baby:
Me: "fuckin worthless"
@frail warren i saved a baby flying squirrel not too long ago
foggy thorn
get one?
frail warren
when
void spade
Idk exactly
frail warren
ok
foggy thorn
void spade
Ty kuaka
foggy thorn
like a month ago
frail warren
i see
frail cedar
BAYBEEEEEE
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAYYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Hhhhhh
Aaaa
Haof I'm light headed
Gotta stop screaming when i see baby
Baby pics banned
foggy thorn
ok
tame sparrow
lavish umbra
lavish umbra
Nice achievements
zinc moat
I swear that in the last 2 or 3 days I have made more progress than the couple months I have been playing
And I get on 2 or 3 times a day now
lavish umbra
There’s ebbs and flows.
zinc moat
Yesterday I went from the mushroom after candy pops all the way to ice cream in about 20 minutes
lavish umbra
Royal “selection”
golden ivy
Afterlife WHEN
golden ivy
LAVA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
foggy thorn
aseprite
golden ivy
Oh true
tame sparrow
Personally I hope afterlife isn't soon, because the app needs a serious code refactor first.
I guarantee a refactor can reduce the install size by 25%, too.
outer spear
We aren’t getting a code refactor ever tho
golden ivy
There's an enormous amount of fixes that need to be done first, after that THEN Afterlife
I desire more progression
I also don't desire getting shit in spelunking so slowly, but I'm pretty sure Riche Biche intentionally doesn't work because none of the super expensive upgrades in Construction do anything (Or at least the wiki all said they aren't implemented yet)
lavish umbra
And the last upgrade does nothing, fixes for those would be good yeah
Before more new stuff
And brewing speed as wacky
golden ivy
if Riche Biche worked I'd be getting like 260,000 materials per haul which would be a godsend
lavish umbra
Is
golden ivy
Instead I get 26k on my spelunker with the highest perk 12
gloomy shore
Much more fun to build new stuff than bug fix.🤷
worldly lichen
Well at some point if we don't have some bug fix it's unplayable
outer spear
The old code isn’t built to be bug fixed easily
There are no functions and nothing is modularized
outer spear
So any kind of refactoring or bug fixing requires a full understanding of the code, and a monumental effort
And lava, understandably, wants full control over the code
So he’s not gonna want other people to bugfix for him
gloomy shore
Has he said if the latest update resulted in an appreciable remuneration for him?
frail cedar
Mfw lava doesn't fucking cuddle me
errant forge
Lava is making sprites, don't bother him
frail cedar
Ondra
outer spear
I saw him say he fixed a lot of stuff
gloomy shore
I mean, I know no one gets rich off this thing. I'm just curious if he's happy with his returns.
frail cedar
Choke on a chode you child
foggy thorn
who's bothering him
frail cedar
Ondra is
outer spear
He’s figured out how to not have rounding errors at least
So future content won’t have that bug at least
Old content still will probably
frail cedar
foggy thorn
also how are you on discord if you are 12
frank moth
lava aint that C# i guess
errant forge
Hey guys, news
I finally upgraded my XBOX 360 firmware to 2.0.17511.0
frail cedar
foggy thorn
who care
frail cedar
^
errant forge
@foggy thorn But I UPGRADED, not DOWNGRADED
foggy thorn
like good job you updated something, don't need to tell everyone
frail cedar
talks about idle skilling
xboxxxxx
gloomy shore
I love the phrase "non-sequitor as silliness".
errant forge
Well at least you NOTICED.
outer spear
Oh, I thought you were referring to me kuaka
gloomy shore
Er, ass*
frail cedar
Lmao thanks learne
foggy thorn
nah your chill dig
tame sparrow
frail cedar
I think ondra needs
errant forge
Uhh, what
frail cedar
foggy thorn
he's 12, I don't think he knows what that is
foggy thorn
no
frail cedar
Fuck
frank moth
whos 12
foggy thorn
ondra
frank moth
Cannibalism.
errant forge
@foggy thorn I am 13 if you didn't know that.
frank moth
i am 15 im immature
errant forge
Hi 15 im immature, I am dad
foggy thorn
doesn't make it any better
foggy thorn
hmm
frank moth
fml
tame sparrow
Just stop
foggy thorn
k
frail cedar
foggy thorn
no
lavish umbra
I stole a stop sign once. I thought it was pretty awesome at the time, having it on the wall.
Some evil shit though looking back on it. Luckily it was only a small town so no tragedies occurred.
😅
lavish umbra
I was a teenager, like twenty years ago. I would show if I could.
frank moth
33
golden ivy
tweenager
lavish umbra
- Ancient.
livid lava
boomer
foggy thorn
Tyr how old are you again?
foggy thorn
yeah tyr is also old
livid lava
or somewhat 30
livid lava
how old is she
foggy thorn
I think 2
livid lava
then he is not that old
lavish umbra
Baby boomers are at least 40 plus. Unless the internet has rewritten that
livid lava
by parents are boomers... but my dad understand nowaday jokes
so idk if he is boomer
or not
he is 50
well or more
foggy thorn
everyone is a boomer
hushed gull
That's not what a boomer is
lavish umbra
Bullshit
foggy thorn
according to the internet
hushed gull
A boomer is someone born during the post-WW2 baby boom
livid lava
boomer is what ever I want it to be according to indernet
hushed gull
Since when can you trust them
foggy thorn
you dont
arctic badge
Hello boomers, it is 👁👄👁
.......................................💪⚫👌
..........................................🦵🦵
tame sparrow
Nope, don't like that
livid lava
k
arctic badge
why
split raven
Is this normal?
arctic badge
I will do it and forever
Just a reminder,
This post was made by the
👁👄👁
💪♾👌
🦵🦵
livid lava
what is normal
split raven
The fact that i got a contest card by upgrading ;-;
livid lava
yes
split raven
Ok
frail warren
which ones tho
foggy thorn
only one you can get currently is blackhole
arctic badge
I'm sad that they changed this pistol emoji into this water gun but not these:🔪 🗡️ ⚔️ 🚬 💊 💣
pearl oak
🏃♂️💨
This is still a fun one.
K. Do you got all the event cards yet?
I'm missing two and wondering what they are.
livid lava
they changed because of who
foggy thorn
@pearl oak
livid lava
because murican soy-nonbinary-specialsnowflakes could not handled it ?
worldly lichen
@split raven you can get some event card by upgrading pachinko perk
livid lava
do not cheat qaqa
foggy thorn
I won't sorry
pearl oak
Ok. Whats the coal and orange candy
I know it's Xmas and Halloweens events but just wonder
foggy thorn
coal is from Christmas/lunar event and orange candy is from fall event
pearl oak
What do they do
split raven
@worldly lichen oh ok
foggy thorn
stuff
pearl oak
You just took Ali's or meteors SS didn't you
pearl oak
Event cards have very little bonuses
livid lava
all event cards should be passive
lavish umbra
How do you get them to 6 star, there haven’t been more events?
fair cape
Card pack
lavish umbra
Is it all pachinko
livid lava
I said that qaqa is cheater
pearl oak
What does that make me then kvet
livid lava
cheater*cheater
foggy thorn
ok
livid lava
ok
frail warren
👁️👄👁️
💪♾️👌
🦵🦵
livid lava
well maybe ur super cheater
pearl oak
Damn cheats
foggy thorn
raid cars
livid lava
and spending like 50 ticket per day
pearl oak
Card packs.
livid lava
what do not be ?
foggy thorn
when are you not
pearl oak
Drunk
livid lava
😦
frail warren
when you are not because them is not don't is not isn't
livid lava
I am drunk when I can be, I am not drunk when I c an not be
pearl oak
Card packs also help do this
frail warren
ha imagine not having chandelier 6*
pearl oak
If it means 6 star Spelunker. Then yes
livid lava
well, ur name is jesus
pearl oak
Kuamo. I know. It bugs the shit outta me.
livid lava
that is maybe why
worldly lichen
And here I am troubling to get gems
frail cedar
Your pants can not wait for my pee
pearl oak
How does she know?!
My pants have been asking me all day when she is going to pee in them!
foggy thorn
livid lava
imagine girl pee
frail cedar
Bruh because gamer girl pee is an s teir event
foggy thorn
ah, yes, s teir event
frail cedar
Ye
pearl oak
Teir?
frail cedar
Spelling hard
pearl oak
Try spelling while hard.
foggy thorn
😳
frail cedar
German makes me confuse my i's and e's
pearl oak
Warum
pearl oak
das erklärt nicht warum
frail cedar
Mate
pearl oak
Ja?
frail cedar
The sounds, mainly
Idk
Just, i have issues now
Like sounding out things in my head makes me misspell them
livid lava
golden ivy
porch you geese
frail cedar
You think me confusing i's and e's is odd?
Like?
Nani?
Sorry, I'm too smoothbrain for English
lavish umbra
There’s more exceptions to I before e than there are words with I before e so no. English is a cactus language for everyone
pearl oak
American English you mean.
lavish umbra
All English
pearl oak
England English is VERY proper
livid lava
murican english is like puzzles
pearl oak
Only that pisses me off is when then call a shopping cart a buggy.
frail warren
murica is a puzzle
lavish umbra
Since ye olde english
livid lava
yes
pearl oak
It's a fuckin cart you tea drinking fucks
frail warren
well
tame sparrow
Good news everyone
pearl oak
Wait
tame sparrow
I've been preapproved for 13 different credit cards this month
pearl oak
Oh
livid lava
shoppin cart = "nákupní vozík" or "vozík"
frail warren
Australian english is a shithole of weird
livid lava
or "nákupák"
livid lava
I thought u do not pay any bills
pearl oak
Wrong company
frail cedar
Goeci
tame sparrow
I don't pay any medical bills.
Not paying your credit card bills is a great way to fuck up your life
pearl oak
Ghiecko
frail cedar
tame sparrow
Damn I'm good
void spade
Also, GoodRX is pretty dope actually
livid lava
ur using credit card
lavish umbra
Cut it in half after @void spade
void spade
I need it to build credit
livid lava
is that like just murica thing or what
what is that credit
like score
or whjat
what
lavish umbra
For a home loan?
tame sparrow
It is a mostly american thing, yes
void spade
basically you build your credit score by paying your credit card bill on time and shit like that, and you need a good credit score to be able to get better credit cards and shit like home loans and what not
the worse your credit score the worse your options are
livid lava
sounds like some sims game
outer spear
Credit score is a measure of your ability to pay debt
Bigger number = you pay debt better
void spade
yeah I'm not good at explaining that kinda stuff
I just kinda vaguely get how it works
outer spear
If you pay bills and loans = number go up
If you have a bigger number, banks will let you loan more money
pearl oak
But you also don't want to max the card out
outer spear
Or loan you money for less interest rate
void spade
the problem is schools and credit card companies try REALLY HARD to push REALLY SHITTY credit cards onto young kids almost immediately under the guise of "hey you need to build credit!!!!!" but then they're young morons that have never been taught how to responsibly use money
outer spear
Yeah, there’s an art to it
pearl oak
By doing so, it actually harms your credit
outer spear
I just buy gas with my credit card and pay it immediately while I’m pumping it
lavish umbra
Kids are too dumb for money. Forget credit
outer spear
Easiest shit in the world
void spade
kids are too dumb for anything
pearl oak
You wanna use between 27-42% of your cards limit and pay it off in 2-4 payments
lavish umbra
I wouldn’t have had one at twenty
void spade
yeah I get that @outer spear but some people just aren't able to make that kind of connection if that makes sense, they don't really understand most things related to money because they never had to really worry about it
frail cedar
outer spear
True
void spade
like I knew a guy that was 19 going on 20 and they didn't know what a security deposit was
livid lava
I just have debit card and that is only thing I need
pearl oak
Like me. 18 I got a cc. $300 limit. Paid 150 for my first ink and then it got bad quickly
frail cedar
Tbh I'm never going to be able to get a loan
void spade
some people are just very blissfully ignorant of things like that
outer spear
Lol, I know a guy whose 30 and doesn’t understand what a retirement account is
Boy is fucked
void spade
yeah I did literaly almost the exact same @pearl oak
But I've almost totally recovered
so we're good
pearl oak
Hell! I got 15k in my 401k
outer spear
Nice
lavish umbra
Well yeah old doesn’t = smart either
frail cedar
Remember kids always pay for you 69k years in advance
void spade
It's insanely easy to fall into traps like that when you have no idea how money and credit and all that works
tame sparrow
We just about panicked this month because our city bill was waaay too low and we thought they might have put someone else's payment on our bill and fucked it up. Turns out its been over a year since our first bill here and they applied our security deposit to the bill.
pearl oak
Oh. I recovered during tax season. I paid the bill of, cancelled the account and cut the card up
void spade
my financial situation has been really shit for a year or two now
tame sparrow
same
void spade
but it's not like I'm blaming anyone but myself
if I was smarter I'd be chilling, but I'm glad I had all these experiences because I'm coming out of it a lot more knowledgeable
pearl oak
Only since then have taken out small loans (payday) to keep that money set aside and just pay the little extra to boost my score.
void spade
you should check out r/borrow instead of payday loans
much less predatory and dickish
tame sparrow
Taking a payday loan is a quick way to ruin your life for at least the next several months
pearl oak
It's a place where they know what I do. It's a small place where I live.
void spade
FMJ actually just threatens to smite them if they go against his desires
pearl oak
If you've been with them a while and you'll be late on a payment, they won't charge you
And the apr isn't deathly either
void spade
"sir you're late on your payme-"
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?????" thunder clouds form over the building
pearl oak
😂😂😂
frail cedar
🇳 🇦 🇳 🇮
tardy crescent
thos is how moron banks are
pearl oak
The main lady actually noticed I looked like Jesus and that's close to a running joke we got there
tardy crescent
kids, don't ever take a loan. If you're too poor to afford something, deal with it.
lavish umbra
Or rob a bank
tardy crescent
pearl oak
Hey. Ash will do ANYTHING for $20
frail cedar
So no, i will not consume pp for lunch money
tame sparrow
Fat metal jesus confirmed for short and middle eastern
pearl oak
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
void spade
^^^^^^^^^
lavish umbra
Loans are a fast track to a heart attack
void spade
I'm bi but $20 is still $20
frail cedar
I'm a helicopter but $20 is $20
livid lava
6,3
tardy crescent
Kids, if you're thinking of getting a loan fucking get your asses working and forget loans
outer spear
So short and middle eastern
livid lava
inches ?
tame sparrow
Then you dont lok anything like jesus would have.
Maybe you should change your name to fat metal ewan macgregor
frail cedar
I like my men like i like my bread
tardy crescent
lel
frail cedar
Baked, and in my stomach
livid lava
white
void spade
whole wheat?
livid lava
oh
tame sparrow
suffocated in a bag
pearl oak
That's awesome ash
outer spear
I like my women the way I like my coffee
pearl oak
Like truly the best I've ever heard
outer spear
Ground up and boiled
tame sparrow
I like my women like I like my coffee. Without someone else's dick in them
void spade
a classic
frail cedar
Oof
outer spear
Spilled on the carpet with broken glass?
pearl oak
Lol on the rocks
void spade
Aged and in a barrel?
pearl oak
...
frail cedar
Uh oh
outer spear
Irish and 12 years old
livid lava
what
tame sparrow
I like my women like I like my lasagna. Baked and full fat
void spade
mines better
livid lava
yes
void spade
LMAO
frail cedar
I wonder what that's like
pearl oak
What
tame sparrow
like to hear them cheese wheels bang together you know what I mean
frail cedar
Having fat cheeks
pearl oak
I don't have an ass so I wouldn't know
frail cedar
Assless deity
pearl oak
Yep
livid lava
same
pearl oak
Been called that many times
tame sparrow
Fat Metal Jesus confirmed for wearing suspenders
frail cedar
Assless, obese, ferrous deity
pearl oak
Don't forget phallic