#off-topic-chat
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I had tham whole night
use cards
It’s slow at the start
Gio so what happens is when one crystal gets all the coloured spheres filled
It empties and fills one sphere on the next crystal over
Every time each coloured crystal is completely full it gives you a chance of gaining that specific soul
According to the acolytes assigned to it
Anyways
Gn kuaka
Yes Mr kuaka
NZ have kangaroo?
he's in Australia
I thought thay were in Australia
But there must be night now
For me its 17:28 so...
night night
Its 8:31
He’s in nz, I’m in west aus it’s 9:30 pm here
Future land
why not
idk
Still not getting the egg glitch to work... Sure the basket ball will work with it?
yes
what egg glitch?
Sure seems like there's more to it than switching a couple pets out quickly
ok
Kvet is a butthead but Kuaka is more of a beavis
put two special pets, quickly switch one out for a pet with high id which isn't a special one, ????, profit
i don't get it but ok?
idk
that depends, how much weed have you smoked?
5
5 what?
5
5 whole marijuanas
Megalitres of thc
yes
strands, bag, kilos, tons, trucks worth, molecules, grams, potatoes, carrots, vibrators, leaves, tires, ropes, jail sentences, hairs, nails, liters, shoes, shovels, etc.?
5 butt
Soon i will come back and ask very important question
butt is an actual measurement
the answer is 69
Eh, I'll try again when I have a higher ID pet
so are stones
what about jail sentences and vibrators
how long of a jail sentence you can get and how many vibes can you take
take where? that's up to you
lol, yeah
ok
no
ok
yes
No
I know really though, it’s just brain damage and back damage after 11:00pm at adulthood. Unless your in a coffin
I'm not
Good morning
I have small tizies
morning
morning
I've recently consumed an entire bag of off brand teddy-grahams
And over the coming months, the chat will överflöd with wiki people, and then we'll all be fucking red
It is prophecy
ReD
SugarGay
No
yes
yes womanon and men
Hype harder
Oh fuck, i forgot the froot server is dead so the card hype emote is gone
Fuck harder and buy cards !
Brb
I am limited
lmao
Spent 1k keys and haven't got scallius x card 😎

rip froot server

nice
I NEED NITRO
Oofems
if only 😔
card hime
See, i would, but my bills said "hey, no nitro for your friends"
yes
Soon lol
Imagine getting cards
beer > nitro
Don't crucify me
Isn’t beer cheap like the budgie in check land
I could buy like 15 beer for 9.99 dollars
but I do not see point in buying nitro
like
what are the "real" benefits
Nitro is a waste of cash
oh I got S5 from my momie, now I can be like hw fag and use some linux on my phone
Unnecessary kvet
not really it is running 6.0.1 android so Lineage OS or oreo
idk what to choose
but I do not really like the google ecosystem that I am running now of
I’m on iOS running 4.0 idle skilling. Feels bad
like, I used custom roms before, it was really pleasent
but my huawei does not really support that
so now thta I have some old S5 samsung...
It’s only cards, change spelunking to boss looting and smithing to fishing. It’s not that bad @chilly prawn
Only 6 people in human history have survived after rabies symptoms appeared, and all 6 of them lost the majority of their mental faculties and have to be fed, bathed, and cared for in general by helpers.
that is why ppl tell u to even after any bite form any animal go to the hospital
well.. not murican one
because that is like - 500 dollars
A set of rabies cure vaccinations can cost up to $25,000 for the uninsured in the US.
My mother in law, who does have insurance, had to pay about $1200 out of pocket
YEah, that's why when medical bills come for me I throw them in the fucking trash where they belong
America is pretty fucked, mega debt.
murica fck yeah
Just use money ffs
but like I wanna try timms and dunking donnuts
tho
never had that
and murica is too pricy for me or my country
no
Oh sick I got into best suggestions
🤙
America owes money is a bad response to pharm prices are high. Private companies are stockpiling that money.
As someone who works in molecular diagnostics
It’s because insurance and claims systems are so fucked up
what is molecular diagnostics.......... ? they diagnostic moleculs ?
Very specific medical tests
oh
What @outer spear said
You wanna know why every time you go to a doctor
They weigh you and get your height and measure your pulse?
It’s not to monitor your health, it’s so they can get 40 bucks off a claim

idk like I am going to yearly checkups... and it is free. maybe it cost like 2 euro or so
but ya murica
dentist is free
but u pay for recovery of ur teeth and so on
An ambulance 911 call costs 8 grand out of pocket
Nothing is free though
and ya, u need to have insurance, which is like 60 dollars per month ?
It bankrupts most people
Freedom ain’t free
I pay the dentist anyhow
America isn't free, that's a buzzword
Just do like me: Throw your medical bills in the trash and never answer the phone
I pay for cavities and stuff
Also, most hospitals will wave transport fees if you can't pay.
not for just "hey I am gonna look at ur teeth"
Good way to fuck up your credit vad
what is credit
That's why they have finance departments
I somewhere read that muricans have some "credit" like statistics or some + points
or whaterver
Wrongo, in the USA the three credit reporting organizations no longer weigh medical debt as part of your credit score for the purposes of applying for a loan
A credit number is a number that measures your ability to pay debt
Also most hospitals in the USA cannot waive transport fees because the ambulance companies are fucking privatized, which is ridiculously stupid
that is why it cost so much to transport u to hospital ? just for the transport ?
yeah, mainly
It’s gonna effect your credit if it’s still shipped to a credit bureau or collection agency
that is fucked up
But a straight medical bill won’t
Most ambulance services are privatized because ambulance is not considered a vital service federally.
Transport is charged in aus even if you public health. Ambulances are expensive
So they don't even get that extra financial support.
Digdawg, I am Very painfully aware of exactly how my medical debt is affecting my credit, and I can tell you from first hand experience and research both that medical debt is no longer considered in the vast majority of cases when applying for a loan or line of credit in the US.
there are some paid options.... like for animals.. but for ppl it is mainly costless if u have insurance
The debt remains classified as medical debt even after it goes to a collector
Kuak is neutral af
Mod on Mod abuse
qaqa is trap
no
yes
red hot mod on mod action, order today for only three easy payments of $19.95
Dayum
But wait, there's more, order now and add our extra download package.
I am confuseeed
lol kvetko has never seen a girls gone wild commercial
sec gonna look it up
Lol
lmfaoooooooooo
Nice
what is that shit
pornography
Lol kvetco's country doesn't have porn
we dont have girls gone wild comms here
same
guys #best-suggestions-✅
wtf
?
kuaka are u telling us to suggest to lava to add porn to the game
Funny been sniffing something funny?
Escort lava?
Or Bob?
yes you did
Transport fees can absolutely be waived. I've had it done
Tru
haha funny smart
u know
😂
ok
yes
🙀
i imagine there's some funny clips in those, but i also imagine 90% of it is cringe af
I try to not watch too much news, for my sanity
most of tiktoks are cringe adam
well
but I only look at those dank and stuff
it is fun
but czech tiktock is full of cringe
it is good if u know the meme or joke
I love that, it is creative
it is funny
why not ?
ya tiktok is smart as fck
A drunk guy killed 4 kids last week drunk driving in his car. 3 were brothers and sisters the other a cousin. A whole family wiped out. Brutal.
Oh shit bois its hand tool rescue day
https://youtu.be/60RTSNMrcOE
In this tool restoration I focus on a 900-Sterling Rectifier made by The Sterling MFG. Co. of Cleveland, Ohio. The rectifier was most likely used as a battery charger for radios and cars in the 1920s. From my research, I do no think this exact model is a common tool as the ...
You’d kill that mf
and that is why alcohol is bad
when u have car
like idk why ppl even drive when they are under something
idk what, alcohol, weed, etc...
For real
it is fcking disgusting
I can barely walk, why drive?
My personal opinion for a long time has been that we should have roadside execution booths for drunk drivers.
oh god is there no tiktok for pc? wtf
i was curious but no way am i gonna download the fuckin app
lol
@tame sparrow same but for jaywalkers
just go on youtube and watch tiktok compilations
like, I know this is futuristic, but cars should have some alcohol test before u can unlock the car
or something
yes
why is jaywalking illegal in america
no issues here
That’s a thing
Jaywalking is a term made up by the car companies to shift the blame for automotive deaths on to individual citizens rather than the poor design decisions of the manufacturers, the city planners, and so on.
tiktoks I watch to cure my depression #184
crossing a road
It should be mandatory though I agree
Breath testers for repeated drunks are a thing
jaywalking is hwen a pedestrian crosses a road where there is not a crossing place
meme that cure my depresion, dank memes, etc... next stuff after 0:00
Though it's kind of fucking annoying when a group of people I can barely see slowly walk across the fucking street without caring what cars there are
so everyone in the UK is a jaywalker
we jaywalk too...
@tame sparrow ??
Like if it's an area without any crosswalks nearby i get it I guess
but we know how to drive, not like muricans
if you cross a highway in the middle of the road you're gonna die no matter the car manufacturer or whatever else
I mean.. most ppl drive better then muricans
i have never had any issues with people walking across a road
My statement was pretty succinct. Further research on the topic is your task for this wonderful day of our lord
You can't jaywalk on a highway adam
wanna bet vad
I've only personally had an issue with it once but I wasn't in a good part of town
u can lol
because jaywalking is a specific legal term and highways have different laws and protections surrounding them that already make it illegal to cross them on foot.
oh
in my opinion there's no need of democracy for lava to do this in the game
depending on location
suggestions like this should directly make it into the game without being questioned
yes but most highways have emergency exits and stuff
but like.. still how would you do that
ok but you get my point though, if you cross the middle of the road it's your fault not the manufacterer's or drivers
s p e e d
idk what are your laws
Effects fixes have been suggested for the last year solid (I know because I've been suggesting them, too) and Lava has never implemented any fixes for effects.
but you shuld be still aware
well if you crash at the middle of a 3-way-per-direction tunnel then you're fucked
look up tunnel "blanka" there are so many crashes... now there was some burning car
haha
@golden ivy that depends on the road. You used the term jaywalking. If someone is crossing the highway and expecting cars going fast to stop for them, that's on them. But jaywalking isn't a highway issue. Jaywalking is a residential and city streets issue.
Because it’s right.
Or close to it
but 50 km/h zoom and 120 km/h zoom zoom is differenc
Cars shouldn't be going zoom on regular streets
In a residential zone they have to slow their roll
you've never been to florida then vad
I said shouldn't, not don't
Pedestrians are in the right
never use blinker
what are blinkers ?
like, I know this is futuristic, but cars should have some alcohol test before u can unlock the car
Like, that would be cool and whatever but that means reducing the freedom the person has
If you're zooming down a street and hit someone, your fault 100%
turn signals
indicators
lmao this is a thing already @tardy crescent
ohhhh
lol xd
Good, dumb fucks don’t need freedom
sry kvetko kinda hard to tell through internet sometimes
I usually take jokes seriously
yes I know
Ooooh we're at the sandblasting part of the video. Best part.
when I shouldn't xd
Good, dumb fucks don’t need freedom
this is why mental hospitals exist
I hate driving in Florida though. Everyone speeds but the people that are speeding more than you will get mad at you even though you're already speeding because you're not speeding more
they basically want you to crash someone
They shut down all the state run mental hospitals in the US. Now the people who need help just end up in prison, instead. OR in congress.
be like in Europe, own audi or BMW and be like "oh I am übermenschlich fcking move"
weird
there are places that offer "Mental Health Services" that act essentially the same way @tame sparrow
it's just stupid they closed them
Yeah but they cost an arm and a leg and kick you out if you can't pay
but I mean, mental dumbness =/= artificial "dumbness"
Unless you get Baker Acted (I think that's just a florida thing though) @tame sparrow
Oh no static, if you get baker acted they will still kick you out for non-payment
its a huge issue
I never had that happen to me

If you didn't receive a bill then someone paid for it
murica very bad for social services lol, everything moving by $$$
Yeah america is fucking terrible for social services. I hate this fucking country so goddam much
this is one of da reasons why you get paid less in europe
Licenses are given out too young in any case. An 18 yr doesn’t have the emotional stability to drive. Change my mind.

Baker Acts are still fucked, get locked in a place with people that don't give a shit about you for at least 72 hours involuntarily
it's a worldwidely agreed thing that 18 year olds can drive
They really can’t
oh ya murican and 16 y driving
tru
lol you think 18 is bad? In my state we have "farm permits" that permit you to drive for family farm business, and to and from school. 14 years of age
they ca nnot
like
if u think having come courses and stuff makes u good at driving
go for trip, 1k km... after that, maybe ur are able
or that is what most of parents of my friends did
lol
In general. The wrx champ may have been a pup, that doesn’t mean pups are wrx champs.
and with the automat shift.. oh lol, like I drove my fathers quad in 13
but could I drive ? oh no, I did not know sign and stuff
laws ? no
if we excluded all people who have certain problems to drive we would have like 10% of the cars that are currently on the streets
good for pollution as well xd
I'm only advocating for the execution of drunk drivers
^
but execution may be too harsh if no casualties are provoked
here in Europe you'll never get killed by state law
execute all drivers
not even if you've killed millions
just kill everybody
yes haha
Job done
oh I am pro of killing prisoners
NO ONE can drive bad if NO ONE can drive
^
And I am pro of wanting to die with chemicals in needle
XxTheLegend27xX here haha
europe is as fucked as murica lol
it is yes
let's be honest, all the world's fucked
Head over to my state we just passed it. Come and get your 💀
They had a 48 hr session or something though.
what is that muricans ?
haha
Full yakka to get it through
If you want to go to Europe, definitely don't choose Spain
I found out my new health insurance is going to make my prescriptions 6x more expensive
I love murica
40% unemployment rate in increase, which says a lot
we have like 3%
that's still high
not really tho
but 40% is brutal
yes, what the fuck
no wonder ppl are migrating
yes
that is like fcking nasty
40% in increase
Increase not actual rate
true
hellow I am funny lucky
WOW
that is not ok
lemme look at the UnInternet
Celeste 2 @native gate
but well.. you have like high summer pays ? like croatia ?
Sure bro 40
nice! @native gate
internet: 14%
what
reality: 40%
idk, but like croatia ppl earn low or no money till summer and then it is boom
is not spain mostly same ?
not that extreme but still
and no extra pay for summer
like if it was winter
you work more in the 8 hours for same €
We have 5 or 6. People with not many hours probably 25%
but u have water
pff Prague is not even Czech anymore....
pff
Like, there are maybe 100 ppl that live in centre of prague
all of that is Rbnb and fcking ukraine and russiand and muslim ppl
there is nothing Czech in Prague anymore mostly
happens in many countries lately
yes
nothing to be surprised of
No need for Muslim bashing, Christian’s are just as fucked in any measure
Religion is retarded
How about that
Religion war!!!
I am not bashing anyone lol
Religion should just be left away
Antitheism
xd
Join me brothers
:^) no need to insult peopme who believe in any religion tho
they'll realise their mistake
I'a'n't
SCIENCE!
I'm just say, religion as a whole should be abolished
Noone would be religious as of today if religion wasn't that forced in the older ages
Jk, love you science
like, literally no one
Q: How many catholic priests does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No idea, but I know they raped an altar boy afterwards.
Religion is dumb like geo-centrism is dumb
yes
It's just a farce that, unlike geocentrism, didn't die
Leave it to ye olden skooma smokers to spread some bullshit that becomes a whole ass way of life
what's geocentrism?
thinking the earth is the center of the universe
Ye
theory which says earth is the center yes
Earth = sun, ect
ah
btw, plain earthism hasn't died yet and never will
I JUST realized that I can click the little emblems for mining and shit and all of them switch to that ore/crop
holy fuck
Consciousness is why and astral travel. But it is likely death and blackness.

People believed the world was a hollow shell that encapsulated the universe
Why would there be a library?
@stark moat it's ok buddy the game doesn't explain shit
F for Frocks
I heard someone say once that consciousness is the universe attempting to experience itself. I've always liked that idea.
lol
antitheism 
would that mean you only believe in science tho?
I mean yes, I'd like to think i do that, but i mean fuck, even science is meh
yes
Because, science brought us the whole geocentrism thing
it can exist
ScepticGang
lel
#NoReligionGsng
I like value and right and wrong but that should be a learned trait anyway. Religion sours everything.
Science is literally the one and only method we have to understand the world around us and everything outside of it. Science brought us geocentrism for a very very short time, then it brought us heliocentrism and so on. The church is what continued to propagate geocentrism when it refused to advance with science.
religion has mostly good beliefs, the good ones can stay, the bad ones need to gtfo
Lol careful ashley, Sela might block you
who's Sela?
lel
^^^
wth
? who did you block

wth

can we like, also shit on antivaxx people as we shit on religion?
love that gif
Sela blocked me because he can't handle gentle ribbing, and thinks it makes me feel some kind of way. But also I'm here so much that I guarantee his discord feed is "something
somthing
1 blocked message
1blocked message
something
1 blocked message
something
1 blocked message
something
lel
antivaxx people speading around fake facts like "mercury on vaccines"
I'm so, confused
Nice Vad
Who could hate vad
Mormons
Sela ig
Mormons really hate me
lol
waiting
I bet vad hates vad
Why the fuck is the God of fighting in this chat
antivaxx people speading around fake facts like "mercury on vaccines"
@frail cedar who
lel
^
who's that Ash?
Antivaccine people should have their children taken away
who the fuck would put mercury into vaccines 
Are mormons the bigamy ones
or just force them to vaccinate them lol @tame sparrow
Whold up lemne find source
you'll probably die if you do
There factually is mercury in some vaccines, but the amount is very miniscule and it is in a form that literally can not harm your body in any way
God sayeth I bang who I chooseth
But then they'll die of autism @golden ivy
being antivaxx should be a federal crime tbh
I mean there is mercury in vaccines, it’s part of a shelf stabilizer
Ight so i was specifically referencing tekken
You get more mercury in your body from eating one tuna filet than you will get from vaccines over an entire lifetime
But it doesn’t cause autism
Sorry for the derail
Exactly vad
ashley nobody here plays tekken
Whoa
I know 
Hang on there
But then they'll die of autism @Adam
so true 
ash 2 mins ago
Mfw nobody here plays anything competitively
I have tekken ony my psp
Adam
I play borderlands 2 competitively
Ban yourself
!ban @golden ivy
I play things competitively
Thanks
xd
Yeah but
I play things ?
Like have you been to any tournaments
things
I've entered locals before
I got 2nd place in a mario kart tournament one time
Because nothing quite gets me going like a hall full of unshowered nerds
Ashley is that girl from Hi Score Girl on Netflix
cough
nice
Woof
send bobs and vageta
that explains why you hang around here @frail cedar
exposed
Oh god, my spelunker upgrades are no longer bound by treasures... I've hit my money cap... Time to rebirth
"#off-topic-chat - home of unshowered nerds"
Hey I took my monthly shower three days ago
👀
I'm not inside #ShowerEveryDay anyway so
wait they're supposed to be monthly?
penis jokes are good
I thought we were doing annual showers now
ur like sugargay or what
Lol sela, I made one, maybe two penis joke. Also, nobody cares
Hey sela
Bi annual. Grosss
penis
What about never showering 
oh shit that's you @void spade
i just looked at your pfp and not your name, i thought you were some rando
p e e p e
@golden ivy We can get you on the bi-monthly shower program if you agree to be sprayed with febreeze every 2 weeks
lol
I do however like the line "and he seems like in love with penis"
Wtf
every 3 weeks @tame sparrow
LMAO @golden ivy yeah Jodoc made me a bunch of stuff
Imagine posting server rules
Nice
wtf is your pfp supposed to be though? @void spade
well I would act the same way lol
him and his squirrel
Making penis jokes isn't disrespecting people lmao
static you have anything else you want me ts test?
BAYEEE
😄
AAHAHAHHHH
You going on a bitch fit is pretty disrespectful tho
not again
I love him
lol wot

!kill @rat
@tardy crescent it's a baby southern flying squirrel I saved one day
hmm interesting
squirrels are the best
It got blown out of its nest and abandoned
he waits til I put him back in the cage for that
it is everywhere
he's very polite
<insert_500_pounds_of_poop_here>
Ooooh actually I can do a bunch of spliney shoe upgrades and rebirth later
Deep fried squirell, those tasty eyes n noses
Yumo
squirells were eaten in my history

Boat that's not appropriate when discussing someone's animal friend
not you kvetko
lel
what
I'm cry
what
Nah I like the little guy. I couldn’t eat that
Who would hurt bayb
edgy kids are just the line which split normal and stupid kids
why would u even eat that
Just reminded me of Alf
it is like, 1g of meat
^
^
just find a normal squirrel
flying squirrels spend most of their lives in trees you'd never get one easily
ikr
HALF
WAVE
RECTIFIER
https://patents.google.com/patent/US1179515
I still have that because I am going to school so
but if you're a kid you can't google boobies
fck
Anyone who threatens bayb gets the bray treatment
and you can't legally drink
@golden ivy yes I can
it was like.. I wanna die, please leave me alone
@foggy thorn no it's illegal
I've had a similar experience kvetko except my brother found out not my mom
no
yes it is i'm calling the fbi
Damn the jackpot is amazing! I accepted the fact that I would never get it, but I just did!
but imagine brother and imagine mom
no
@pure gale grats bro
F
and you can't legally drink
adults will soon be prohibited to drink as well so
I'm calling the FBI on you Adam
Kuaka is going to prison for googling boobies: That's big pp energy
it was like "you can look at that when ur 18, how did u find out"... "i just typed sex into the internet"
huh
I can legally drink!
^
^
^
Laws aren't coherent anymore
I'm a good girl don't fucking mute me
is eating children against the law?
I work so hard to stay un muted
what adam want to mute me again
Adam aren't you the one that temp muted me one time
that's the only time i've gotten muted lol
it felt like 20
Only person who ever mutes me is funnylucky
I was mutted but idk from who
being muted by Funny is an honor
for 5 m
Bray deserves it.
can i have ashley's gems
when I get muted the world collapses
no vad we have to split them
no they will be distributed to the people
Actually
I am the people
Hold on let me check gem count
no me
me me me me me me mem eme mem emme memwgeriow
Kuaka gives himself 10 million gems.
no I take 79
can I have the 1
hmm
Me good gnobbert :>
oh i have a day off tomorrow
yay
yay
King of the hill last man standing
i have off for 2 weeks
fucking goes to space and fucking throws a nuke
yeeet
you better not have paid for it
Kveto has that ballsack as a pfp
ggwp
i didnt static
Aww yeah, get retarded
33$ is insane
@golden ivy You had money to throw out of the window?
I have a week off
@errant forge he just said he didn't pay for it
yes ondra is the type of person to pay for it
I'll take da 999999QQ 11* gems lava has in property
How did he get it
he pirated it?
Bray threw raisin out the window
@fading nymph look at him
prostitution
prostion
He pirates everything
what that hell kvet
Prostration
I pirate every single game that I want
damn bray when are you gonna lvl up and be teehee again
i did like a day or so ago
Unfortunately my switch is patched so I cannot pirate there
Mute him. Hes posting ballsacks in chat
some1 removed it
@errant forge well yeah you don't have a job so that's not surprising. Bray has one though lol
and you are also 12
Well i am bad with cash but like 33$ for an idle is insane even for me
so ofc i would pirate it
yeah I agree
thats like 3x the price of terraria
an idle game shouldn't cost money
^
^
^
Forager
forager is more tho
I pirated forager
same
that's not an idle game
even idle noobing is free
and finished in 24h
Clicker heroes 1 didn't cost money but had microtransactions
like
It claims it is an idle game
There’s no free lunch
they said that clicker heroes 1 made so much cash from people that they felt bad
Greedy mfs
I pay in my karma, so I can download online for free
But you could just edit your save to get 1000000 rubies so why not
I drop kicked bray when he was a baby.

