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LMAO
and I'm still disappointed
yes it is
I didnt remember
I forgot everything I did this morning
I remember my entire morning
I didnt remember cause i wasnt here.
- Woke up at 6
- Woke up at 6:45
- Woke up at 6:55
- Did my morning call
- Complained during my morning call
- Went to work
Wow why it's my morning
Kuaka
What passive card mean?
But yeah @blissful raven america healthcare is fucking abysmal
yeah
found out very abruptly this morning that after I turned 21 I was immediately dumped from my parents insurance without so much as a fuckin spam email or something
you should be able to stay on it until age 26
not Tricare
ahhh
Did you claim yourself?
thats stupid
Thats why
it's just cause I turned 21
no it isn't
you can literally just google "how long can I stay on my parents tricare" and it'll tell you
military health benefits are literally the worst in the country
Yeah but my work offered benefits are 6x worse
going from $10 for my prescription to $60
static, were you satisfied with my findings or would you like me to test more shit?
If you turn 21 and claim yourself as a dependent on taxes you lose coverage from parents.
worse than a migrant's, worse than homeless, worse than a contractor making 40k a year
I haven't had time to review everything
@fading nymph it doesn't matter if I claim myself or not
for tricare at least
fair, it's all in general when you have time
40k? that's a fuckton in spain 
whats your income
32.4k
Oh thats why.
you're the king if ya got $40k yearly here
roughly
yeah you're eligible for medicaid extended I think
lol I'm not on majority of age yet
I think the cutoff is 40k
But most people got around โฌ1k per month
just don't go into work if you make too much
fuckin stupid "haha ur parents are divorced? Fuck you"
have to game the system these days.
:p
the dept of human services is in charge of medicaid
and with it you can literally charge any health cost
goodrx is actually getting me a better price for my prescriptions than my health insurance would lmao
if you are a student and your health is costing too much it may be worth quitting your job to get medicaid
that's how backwards that shit is
or ask them for a wage decrease
call medicaid first though and see what the income cutoff is
yeah das the plan
puss in boots?
don't you realise it's a prank roulette? ๐ 
I thought he was just saying it would land just outside a lot but you could actually win.
lol thats the old spinner that used to be events
After learning that you can animation cancel spelunking I finally have a decently fast spelunking farming setup
he should really keep it forever
well, not many people liked the spinners
With autoclickers i mean
still, it's free real estate
"new" feature smh
So I can spend my 800 balls saved?
I just do things
Elmenda made it sound like a joke
I don't hedge my bets on when or if something is being implemented
Fuck it
I don't remember lava ever announcing something to be released that never was
as in official announcement style
seems like thats his way to motivate himself into working on the game
maybe
well, bugs are actually something he hasn't worked on and has announced.
he's probably frustrated at how he can't please anyone with his bug fixes and how difficult it is to fix them, but at the same time doesn't want to accept help from the community for whatever reason
lava is weird with the bugs.
@blissful raven
I want bug which gives me all card at 6 stat and inf moneyy
2 slow @tame sparrow
that's a real conversation that happened @mighty slate lol
Wdym started with 150 gem
Today I get 2 Times in a row the "go to the left just above the jackpot" xD
No jackpot for me I guess
I mean I had 150 gems before I launched a ball
I see
I forgot to screenshot before I started
And how much balls?
I have shit luck when it comes to games
I remember I opened 35 RL crates back before they were canned and got 2 imports and like 5 of the red rarity
so is there going to be an aracde event or was that a joke post?
Elmenda seems to think it was a joke
so there isnt going to be one?
just use your balls
I have only 2
u want a before and after pic?
I use my balls every day
U mustn't use tham everyday dude
trespasser progression is harsh when you don't one-shot kill da bitches
It be that way when you're a meme tryhard
Wth is that lava pets
I have not even one of that pets 
Can u pls show whole codex?
800 balls=one 2 hour candy
xD
this is taking a long time to use all my balls
How much ball u have?
was waiting for that arcade event
What is that event?
there's no event
if i gont get a jackpot with 5k
How much jackpot is?
1k gems
I think I deserve a 100,000 gem jackpot for all the bad drops I've been getting literally everywhere
with bonus 6* for every single card and unlocking of any card I miss, and almost infinite AP/BP
1.78e308 of each will do


My nest cost says I have 1 money
:^)
1 red money = 1000 QQ green money
yes
the icon isn't the red coin though @lament prairie
That's what I was thinking
oh
also he HAS 1000 QQ green money regardless
cuz the upgrade doesn't cost red cash anyway
And it says that on all the nest
And my 5th and 6th nest have have hardly any upgrades
Ok
and you cna't upgrade anything?
have you considered un-breaking your nests
^
Holy shit
2 jackpots?
i got 3k gems form 5.1k
I got a straight the other day @zinc moat :^)
Never got anything ahead of double pair wtf is going on with your luck
and only got that once
i never even got a pair lmao
I got two pairs earlier and it's the best I've got
double pair is a thing?
I thought it was just pair and trash
god my luck was worse than I thought
Triple pair gang
could you please already flush the toilet?
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actually that's fucking useful
How do you clean after ?
you don't
It becomes someone else's problem
Being the only one at an appartement
The Moving Day Special
lel, nice
what
he only has 3 grey cards
^
ikr
luckily I'd be breeding almighty in <40 mins if I had it right now
not sure how to get 30M tho
30m what?
everyone says 30m is the speed for almighty in 10 mins
was thinking of something else
and even tink equips not working, so with a certain equipment I'd have 160M
Holy shit, I need an autoclicker for leveling the stats on my spelunkers
Soon(tm)
nice i have like 6 ranks to go for that
i think im lvl 21
idk how I ramped ranks this fast
I mean, I know, but it goes by XP every minute
Its per message but it only counts 1 message per minute
oh really
And it gives a random amount of xp
i didnt know that
Between like 1 and 20 or something
as long as you keep talking you're going to level up
definitely not 1-20
well I know
but still some mins left of chatting till I level up, probably will be tomorrow
Yes 15~25, mb
good to know
thats not too bad
I've got a couple days until I'll be able to pass klotz
Elemenda be working towards teehee like
lol, i wonder what lava's rank is on his own server
he's 15 atm
oh god vad
i mean he doesnt type here too much
meh
but i guess that because hes working on the game
imagine not being number 1 on a server you created smh
I already beat Lava in the rankings but he keeps refusing to transfer the game to me

meh 40
^
40 is a round number
๐
seems better cuz 9-15-20-27
๐
40 is solid
What logic
it probably works well if you look at the exp ranges
maybe
but w/e
man ive been grinding spelunking all day with an auto clicker to get 44T crystal skulls
geez
yeah I had to autoclick overnight for it
oh well
it should've worked since the beginning and not only after a bugfix update
riche biche doesn't work at all
tha bugfix upate better gotta be decent
we already got the bugfix update
^
what
it was the one that fixed broke mama mia
4.1 was the big bugfix update
that's not even a bugfix update for me
From Mr."Code on lockdown" flame

for example

my friend didn't know how to say powers of 2, so he said binary numbers
looks like lava really did nerf this one lol
Well 10k so I'm not refusing that xD
10k is kinda a lot
it used to be 50k
and the chance is like 1 in 700k
i thought it was 1/54m
wait
math time
given a deck of 52, and drawing without replacement
47!/52!
is the chance
1/311875200
only 1T cystal skulls to go
anybody know if they sell adapters for the lightning headphones that ship with a iphone to 3.5 mm?
yes
where are these mythical items found
amazon is just giving me the opposite.
or usbc/lightning
So you need something that plugs into the iPhone and makes it a 3.5mm jack?
no
You're not going to find one that short
They snap off if there's not a cable in between
I mean it can have a cable
Guys im having weird thoughts rn
yeah
I just want to use these headphones that I got with my work phone for other stuff
but apple likes making their shit proprietary, even headphones
Yeah, thats dumb
Lol
the lightning part needs to be female.
the 3.5 mm needs to be male
anything can be between those
the cables going the opposite way are if you have an older iPhone
or if you need to plugin your headphones to your iphone
I don't care what goes into this iphone
I'm not buying stuff for it since work bought it for me
but I'll take the headphones if I can find the adapter
Part of the issue is you don't need an adapter, you need a converter
"Apple includes a Lightning adapter with every iPhone, which allows standard 3.5mm headphone plugs to be used in a Lightning port. These convert digital audio output from the Lightning port into an analog signal delivered to the headphones."
so it's like the opposite for the other way around
I would assume
Question:can I plug in my Iphone 7 earphones and listen by connecting the 3.55 mm to pc ?
Answer:Sorry, the female lightning port of this cable is used for charging, so it can't support listening to music by pluging in iPhone 7 earphone.
Well, looks like you're shit out of luck then buddy
Its not a thing because apple's earphones are hot garbage so there's no reason to sell a reverse adapter for them
For the amount of engineering required and the amount it would cost, you can just buy a pair of $10 buds at the drugstore and get identical performance
I just have these 5 dollar ones from walmart I typically use for headphones
Since you were going to spend some money on a converter/adapter anyway, use that money to buy a solid pair of earbuds instead
huh yeah good find static
if I bought a new headset it would actually have to be compatible with iphone
and android, and pc.
5 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit
since I'm not spending money on something that doesn't work with everything I own
Well if you bought literally any 3.5mm headset it would be compatible because android and PC typically have 3.5mm jacks, and the iphone has that shitty little adapter
I mean you could get bluetooth headphones
I have a jabra headset but its my only headset and idk about using it on my other devices
its actually pretty nice though
I've had the same pair of Sennheiser 202's since my radio days, great cheap headphones
yeah, idk
I guess it doesn't matter
thanks anyway
hey alien did you see my message about gameinfo
ye
I assumed you had forgotten about that
the graph and a short explanation of what it means, along with maybe a very simplified (VERY) version of the formula
like, not actually that nasty formula but yeah
I'm pretty sure the formula was changed at least somewhat for 4.1
how so? I didn't think he changed anything
huh, apparently they don't sell these any more
there was a difference, but it's still shit
are the chances better or something?
a little
I haven't heard anything about it. Idk, you can post it as v4.0 only
idr what the difference exactly was but it was something small anyway
I'm guessing that lava probably doesn't know exactly how that math looks either
and at this rate we will never have any updated info for the game since he is doing 3 builds with PC behind everything else
unless he lets us see his code
he probably doesn't keep release versions of code, I imagine he's just working off the "latest" version of android stuff, so it would come with whatever he's tinkered with since I think
but still
No he has it on lockdown
Would it be possible to compile it from assembly to say ActionScript, or if we want Python?
I've never looked into that before.
I would imagine you can compile the raw assembly into a program
wait did you say its assembly or machine language
because if it just spews out as hex pretty sure we can't do anything about that
I'm not sure it works like that
Assembly is pretty much a one way compile
And it's usually encoded in hex
yeah if its hex then there's no point
its not like the assembly would look much different than the action script frankly
just a bunch of push/pops
though alien was able to run a script to clean that stuff up
just ascended first time
wow
do you just have an entire gallery of these weird gifs vad
I actually made that one
from the original trailer for netflix's dark crystal series
but to answer your question
yes
I recognize the show
I just think its funny you have all these gifs for things nobody else would use gifs for
yoda legolas?
she looks like yoda legolas dude
I have only watched 1 episode of the show because it wasn't nearly what I thought it was going to be when the trailer came out
do you guys watch trailers?
i think they suck
they either lower or raise your expectations
and neither outcomes are particularly good
the sonic trailer was great
and they also spoil a fuck ton
the gangster paradise one
yeah but that was a meme shitshow
not the blitzkrieg bop one
it doesn't count as a real trailer
I guess
I don't really watch them though no
I watched the actual show
my mom liked it, I thought it was alright
Oh shit I still have all the 4k frames I made the gif from, those are probably eating some space
@tame sparrow why is it so low res
also you really need the voice acting for that tbh
netero's VA is a boss
Because its a high frame gif
anime is only 24fps tho
and?
so you don't need higher than 24fps?
or is it 24fps?
i wouldn't say 24fps is a high frame gif, is it?
I think most gifs are low fps.
It has a high number of frames
like, your standard site under construction gif
If you want a small filesize in a gif you have to compromise between color accuracy, frame count, or resolution/frame size. you can pick 2 of the three.
Just like what Adam said
Then you can't upload the gif on discord, or tumblr, or facebook, or anywhere people will see it
kind of defeats the purpose of making it
lol yeah i know vad, it was but a joke
lethal injecting fish?????
they are a bunch of murderers
what you think they should be allowed to roam the streets freely?
good point tbh
thx
Gn guys
I will
Gn
Not
vad what is steamworld dig
A video game
Its got robots in it
is it an idle?
No
No
idk man
You've had time to look it up yourself now man
im at work can't go on Google
what why
What kind of work bans google but not discord
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There's like 30 other search engines
YOUR PHONE DOESN'T HAVE GOOGLE?
it does
use it
oh its like a castle vania style
i shall try it
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[Don't mind me just testing]
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kitty
kat
the fact that the torrent has nobody with the full file is triggering
I'm the only one that's "seeding" right now
which is gay
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hey, i've heard this before
Probably on the radio
I actually have yeah
not on the radio
Hey vad is it worth buying a Ryzen 3000 series chip on a B450 mobo?
Because the Ryzen 4000 series is coming out later this year and B450 might not support it
The Ryzen 5 3600 is in a good spot for price vs power
I don't know how the pricing is going to be on the 4k series
i've heard this through osu! i think
I think it's just gonna create another price drop on the older Ryzen chips
I don't think the price drop iwll be immediate, vendors know that the 3k series are still excellent chips that people will still buy
Might be a few months after release
Or more yeah
But I was just wondering because I'm getting a B450 mobo, a 3600 and an RTX 2060
Kinda excited for the RTX 3k series though
me too
Did you already build one that doesn't work?
yeah
like 2
from old scrap parts
i'm planning of building one from new parts this time
good plan
There's like 15 different things that increase attack speed
There's potions, pet bonuses, cards, a rift
^
Pet bonuses?
just level everything basically
Which pet?
AP perks, BP perks
which pet
check the wiki
Oh k
Ima check wiki for all
Wiki is my best friend
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

a 2nd boss killed
save it for other peeps lmao
wait, when did i lose my boss and asylum slayer roles
bruh
He got greedy
@burnt pecan lmaooo
in the grand scheme of things, its irrelevant
But I'll always remember in my heart that you had the roles
ty vad
i lost my boss slayer role too
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I am on maelstrom glitch 1 with ice cream 3 and no keys dropped from keymaster.
8====D
< / 3

Keys donโt drop from the glitch tho
8=====D--}
when I was on keymaster though
๐ ฑ๏ธ ๐ ฐ๏ธ ๐ณ
kills have to hapen on screen for keys to drop
with a beard
kitty
Pp ZIOUUUUUM
So, I just found out Moshi is 13 today
that was an enlightening experience
now I know why he does half the shit he does
I could have told you that
why would you think that
The latest linus tech tips is just a documentary about his slow descent in to madness
The computer manufacturers keep making new junk, that means new tips too
Next bug patch when UwU
Imagine learning from LTT
Mag
Being 13 is cool
Dont judge
At least im gonna live longer than you
Unless i catch coronavirus
Lol just don't reply to his dm
never thought kuaka had such big pp energy
Big pp energy, small pp
WHOS BEN DRAWIN DIX
๐
hey ferrous
Hi ferrous
Ok
ahem
sorry just clearing my throat
No
yes
UFJ
nut ur fukin dum
Mag and fellatios
no bye
Ferrous talks in general for the first time in an age and its a single emoji response to a dick question

Ferrous magnet confirmed
Dicks uniting everyone

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

Is there anyway to move/orginize pets?
This
Hey you wouldn't go hungry
To be honest I just stole this image from a video
Awww widdle birdy
Da fuq is this shit
Yes for doggo
So. What was that eggshell thing in bug reports
@foggy thorn were you just quick swapping pets or what?
what
yes
the egg video
oh
not mine
but basically, put two boss/secret pets then switch one of them with a regular pet
When
now?
#achoeve
still waiting for this
Never happened. Lmao
yes I play Apex legends
Doesn't work with emig and occulon :(
oh nice
you have to be quick
Kuaka. You need to murder bray
ohhh
snowy smh ur just mad after i ate ur first born
protect ur children better next time or i will eat the other two
Bray, you would be my firstborn. Lmao
that would suck
He imploded
Ouroboros
or?
Self eating snake.
A snake that can eat its own ass
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It was said if he even let go he would devour the world
He has always signified infinity.
infinity inside a finite shit
Eyebrows...
Oh god. That mustve hurt.
ouch
I dont want a needle in my ear
I just don't want a needle
Like getting a tattoo on a thumb.
Freakin nerves in your fingers makes for horrible pain
Had a drill sergeant with tatoos all over his hands and arms. Really lucky for him he didn't get kicked out early in his career lmao, because he had one of those finger letter tattoos across both hands that said "INFA NTRY"
Might get a tattoo one day
why...
He's definitely out of the service by now tho, I wonder what he's doing for work with that bullshit all over his hands
that's like way too extra
I'm disappointed in my dad
It's ok
shit person
Wow... bray... that was mean
Yeah I regret that one
99.999% of people today are mean, what'd you expect?
Put your foot back in your mouth
plays uno reverse card
Draw 25
:^) you can't draw an odd number
yes I can
Its either or. If you cant do one you have to draw
If you have failed ANY of your last 25 exams, draw 108
i dont like looking at old dms with a crush
its embarrising
so the bad part would be just opening the messages
not even typing shit
so it totals up to 133 
on those cards i always wrote dumb crazy shit like : pick up the whole deck, run around the house/school/area, 100 pushups

atleast you made good use
yes
yes
Bray, your only 12. How many girls could you have had?
12
Eliminate everyone but you
one for each year
wtf
especially when I got the pick up the whole deck card
got an idea for most op card ever: eliminate everyone but you
you win
you auto win and they lose :^)
Brays first girlfriend was kauka.
p i c k s r e v e r s e c a r d a n d w i n s
really the card doesn't have to involve uno, you can just make them choose between equally bad options
yeah
Give me pc or Die
same
no
bruh why not a pick every card card where veryone but the affected wins 
xd
ecksdee
throws acid on bray
eats acid
ecksdee vat
I have a stomach of steel
And your brain is like Make me.
sleep kuaka
@golden ivy draw 108 cards (aka every single card) if you failed any of your last 100 tests
he will be awuaka
you ever just eat a whole pizza pie and not gain weight
this post was made by fast metabolism gang
yes
Ever eat a whole pizza every day for three weeks?
lol I'd eat three pizzas and lose weight 
98 pounds at 17 gang
I'm 6 foot 1 and weigh 150 pounds
My 'friend' is insane. He eats nothing but pizza.
xd
yea
bro
not even I reach 6 foot and I'm nearly 16 wat
More friends then you.
the average is 5'4.5
have you tried being tall
so 6'3 is alot
kuaka, sleepy time
...
no
kuaka stay awake
no
u r in good mood
no
Well, I tried to help. That's all I can do as a friend
no
anyway going past something like 6'5 gives bone troubles
either I stay awake or my body forces me to sleep
or was it 7'0
Kuaka needs horse tranquilizers
im the kind of person who is out by 10pm but like if i tried maybe i could survive until 10:30pm
so yes im skilled
chemical class, doing a lab, we had those heater things
yes hot-plates
decided that it would be really fun to melt stuff
actually setting classrooms on fire should be legal as long as the system dorsn't get updated to 21st century ideals
I didn't
some kid left a stove on for multiple hours
didnt cause a fire
im just salty
because i was blamed
When you stay up one minute after 8.
trueee
i would argue that point but i was getting a 67% at the time
I've done plenty of shit but cuz of my higher marks others get blamed 
