vad stfu
#off-topic-chat
frail warren
foggy thorn
there's like 3 mature people who are young in this server
golden ivy
Wait wtf
livid lava
najs
frail warren
wtf is that
golden ivy
Yes kuaka
livid lava
I am mature u qaqa dummy
foggy thorn
you aren't one of them bray
foggy thorn
yes I am
livid lava
ur not even adult
tame sparrow
kuaka is hella more mature than most lmao
foggy thorn
I don't fucking whine when I lose shit
void spade
lmao
livid lava
who act like his own age
lol
you can not see me, you will forget about me in some time
so
golden ivy
Here is pizza I made the other day
livid lava
that is an langoš more then pizza
tame sparrow
thats a pizzabortion
golden ivy
Thank you
foggy thorn
that looks horrible
livid lava
the shape is really bad and it is really easy to do it right
but idk, it looks yummy ....
livid lava
it is, maybe it is not even proper one
golden ivy
The shape was good I think
livid lava
you can
foggy thorn
looks at public school pizza
golden ivy
It was a heart
livid lava
really easy
golden ivy
I go to a private school
livid lava
like even when ur making fcking 48h dough
golden ivy
So private school pizza is bad
livid lava
and boi, temperature and stuff
tame sparrow
golden ivy
But it was good I think
livid lava
u can fuck pizza in no time
golden ivy
Yeah I just rolled it wrong and didn't have time to correct
foggy thorn
who's pizza and why are we fucking him
livid lava
you are going to private school ?
foggy thorn
no
golden ivy
Yessir
livid lava
are u like some UK upper class guy ?
tame sparrow
I'm bored of bullying bray for now
livid lava
oh I want some pizza now, but I do not have oven
ur acting like child vad with ur bullying
😦
livid lava
bad
tame sparrow
lets bully kuamo instead
livid lava
vad
frail warren
no thank you
tame sparrow
ugly
frail warren
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tame sparrow
#got-em
livid lava
how bad is changing diapers ?
foggy thorn
not that bad once you get used to it
livid lava
I was always wondering how woman would not barf because of that
frail warren
i have no experience in this matter, therefore i'm gonna leave
tame sparrow
no more dating single mothers for me
livid lava
haha
tame sparrow
so glad i got a vasectomy, too
frail warren
no child
livid lava
cumin inside is good
frail warren
no problems
livid lava
fck that sounds like 15 ya teen
tame sparrow
We went in and the doctor was like "you sure you don't want kids" and I was like "yeah snip me" and the doc looked at my wife and I was like "don't look at her they're my balls"
livid lava
haha
frail warren
haha
frail warren
snip
foggy thorn
lol
tame sparrow
thankfully
livid lava
lots of ppl do that
tame sparrow
children are disgusting little vermin
livid lava
image being 45 and having kids lol
foggy thorn
agree
foggy thorn
they make a mess whenever they go
livid lava
having kids is good
frail warren
no
livid lava
I kinda do not like the part when u have to be there for everything
tame sparrow
My sister has two kids and she's like "Do you want to hold the baby" and I'm like "no I do not" and she got upset at first but now she understands that I am not gonna change my mind lol
livid lava
but when they are like 15-18 that is good time
frail warren
why
livid lava
because they are more mature, you can share hobbies, talk with lots of thing after 18+ drink with them and stuff
see them how they are doing in school, uni etc...
frail warren
well, in dumbass america, you can't drink until 21
void spade
you also can't buy tobacco products until you're 21 anymore
frail warren
what
void spade
yeah
frail warren
when did that chagne
void spade
that was changed this year
frail warren
oof
tame sparrow
No tobacco or booze for you child, how about enlisting in the army instead?
void spade
Late December 2019 went into effect early January-ish
but I'm finally 21 so nothing can hold me back now
old tusk
Good for you!
tame sparrow
listen, take my advice. Don't start smoking. Its really bad
void spade
@tame sparrow I only buy blunt wraps
frail warren
what
void spade
vietnamese
frail warren
^
tame sparrow
tbh I vape weed now too. Don't smoke anything
frail warren
i vape air
tame sparrow
okay zoomer
livid lava
tak si naser no debíllku
void spade
idk I just prefer blunts because they're more convenient than anything else when I'm multi-tasking
frail warren
sugargay?
livid lava
vaping is sugargay
void spade
They also banned any flavored vape juice besides Tobacco and Menthol flavored ones. Or something to that effect
It was one of the many signs posted at all my local gas stations
frail warren
i remember reading this one greentext where someone vaped nut
tame sparrow
but yeah you can get vaporizers for bud, they're easy to use and maintain and they get you real fukkin high, and then when you're done vaping the weed you can still cook it in butter and then make brownies from the butter and get high from the same weed TWICE
livid lava
at least we have our flavored vape juices
void spade
yeah no Kvetko I'm not complaining about it or anything
frail warren
what if companies made vapes w/o nicotine
old tusk
What's your favourite drug?
Mine's sugar!
void spade
@frail warren they do
livid lava
ugh I do not mind lol, I vape
frail warren
wot
livid lava
ehm
livid lava
I smoked a lot, it helps
void spade
But the more popular/easily accessible ones are Juuls and shit and those have a shitton of nicotine
tame sparrow
I used a nicotine vape to quit smoking after I got out of the Army
livid lava
the only problem with vape that I have is that u can not really monitor the amount of nicotine u get inside
rotund pier
no need to quit if you never start 🙂
tame sparrow
no shit sherlock
livid lava
I could vape 24/7.. but with smoke that was no
frail warren
vape in your sleep?
tame sparrow
if you get wired enough on nicotine you never need to sleep
void spade
^
rugged anchor
Finally have dairy isle
tame sparrow
I'm still a fan of nicotine personally. I like it better than caffeine
tame sparrow
bu tonly as a vape or gum, no smoking
rugged anchor
Time to rebirth I guess 
tame sparrow
indeed
livid lava
ugh I did not do rebirth for more then month
frail warren
this chat goes on so many tangents that our tangents have their own tangents
tame sparrow
Anyway, back to machining
livid lava
no math on this channel
frail warren
math bad?
frail warren
oof
frail warren
i study so much that the math problems that i did to study are on the test
livid lava
I have one test tomorrow then 2 days for the math test.. so ya I will lol
I need that for my algorithmization and algebra stuff for summer semester
frail warren
you can stop wasting your life on here, and study rn
vale flicker
1/10 the way there
tame sparrow
grow many shrubs
frail warren
motivational lizard
vale flicker
If I spent 20 uninterrupted minutes farming them I could get it done
void spade
Vamp is garbage honestly
void spade
not worth rushing for or anything
vale flicker
But it's locked
tame sparrow
Vamp is garbage but its also nice to not have the button locked anymore
frail warren
yeah
frail warren
doesn't vamp regen shield too?
void spade
just get more traces then
vale flicker
Shield is garbage
livid lava
did you know that some ppl can smell asparagus pee ?
like they can notice that u eat that
void spade
Kvetko
livid lava
yes
vale flicker
Go home you're drunk
void spade
that's very weird because a coworker talked to me about that on Friday
are you my coworker?
tame sparrow
was pretty sure everyone could smell the difference between asparagus pee and pee with no asparagus
tame sparrow
tried what
pearl oak
Vad is right.
There are certain foods that react differently in your body. Asparagus makes your pee a lot more pungent.
tame sparrow
I've actually never eaten asparagus
sterile osprey
wtf is happening here
livid lava
nufin
pearl oak
It's great blanched then grilled and served with just a little bit of salt.
frail warren
ok
pearl oak
Kongregate
astral magnet
@solemn estuary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXq7FII1Q6c 👀
livid lava
I should try that method
ebon sandal
online only ?
pearl oak
It's great Kve
tame sparrow
If you want to play the PC version off of kongregate you'll need to go download the SWF from kong and then put it in a desktop flash emulator, such as Ruffle
pearl oak
^
tame sparrow
Other than being coded in flash the game has no online requirements
ebon sandal
.....
tame sparrow
There are a few flash emulators available
ebon sandal
didnt flash die ?
tame sparrow
yeah but kongregate still uses it a lot
support officially ends at the end of this year in all major browsers
astral magnet
which is retarded
tame sparrow
No, it really isn't
astral magnet
flash games are bae
tame sparrow
Flash is ancient and decrepit and it needs to end. there are far better solutions for interactive media in a web browser now
ebon sandal
lava should make a pc and ios version
tame sparrow
there is an iOs version
ebon sandal
but not online
astral magnet
yes, a PC version with a completely new selection of unfixable bugs and inconsistencies unique to its version
void spade
@ebon sandal there is an iOS version that you don't need to be online for
golden ivy
ok
tame sparrow
I mean, lava could just use an android container for the PC version like so many steam games ported from mobile already do
ebon sandal
yea
ebon sandal
oof
tame sparrow
I'm sure there's a software or service available cheaply that is just point and click for that
Actually doesn't bluestacks offer something like that for people who want to port their game?
tame sparrow
That's almost completely unrelated to this topic
the end user version is not the same thing as the porting container
it might be a different project tho, I'm not seeing it on the website atm
void spade
Hey @tame sparrow you used to do code stuff as a job or something right?
tame sparrow
no
void spade
Fug
livid lava
bitch for everything ?
void spade
Gotcha, I'm trying to find a good issue tracker to use to keep track of everything i need to do with the IS code. I might just use a private gitlab repo
tame sparrow
honestly any git implementation would be excellent
void spade
I'll take a look at jira, seems cool
@tame sparrow do u know anything about .net? I've been doing that thing for work and I'm trying to use ADPs staging environment but i keep getting some kinda SSL/TLS error
Im assuming it's just that the adp demo library is old or something and I'll need to modify it to make it work
tame sparrow
I don't know much about any specific libraries, especially not networking libraries
The classes I took were all beginner level courses, we didn't get as far as networking
golden ivy
ok
golden ivy
wow youre mean
tame sparrow
why are you even still here nut?
foggy thorn
I'm going to fail everything
livid lava
why
livid lava
I did my semestrial project in like 3 days.... just do allnighter haha
tame sparrow
kuaka is gonna take a victory lap lmao
livid lava
or do that
livid lava
idk like I loved making something instead of learning for frecking test
those thing are better
2 days.. idk how much that is for your project
but it can be done
foggy thorn
yeah you are in college
livid lava
that is still good
void spade
Kuaka in 2 days: "forgot about it. Did nothing"
void spade
It's okay i did the same thing in school
livid lava
like I get u, when I was doing yearly project on some logic gates
foggy thorn
yeah but if I don't do this I fail the class
void spade
I basically just didn't do homework at all unless i would fail without it
@foggy thorn what's the project on?
livid lava
it was pain, I suffered a lot, nearly cried like 5 times... and still did it after all
foggy thorn
Federalist and anti Federalists
void spade
Sounds boring
foggy thorn
you were given one if them and you had to answer questions as if you were that person
it is boring
its history
livid lava
like I get you, this stuff ? I would not want to do it too
foggy thorn
and I did like 4 slides in 30 minutes
livid lava
at least u do not have frecking test tomorrow
livid lava
I told myself that when I go to uni I will do all my project and stuff right aways so I do not need to struggle with that after
well...
foggy thorn
that's why I never set my expectations high
livid lava
ya I did them like few days before deadline and it was horrible
hushed gull
Apparently coca cola has an energy drink now
foggy thorn
what
tame sparrow
Coca cola owns several energy drink brands
foggy thorn
all of them
void spade
@tame sparrow yeah but this is the first Coke brand energy drink
void spade
yeah it's just called Coke Energy or something
tame sparrow
I tell you what, I super miss the old Jolt Cola energy drink. It was just a tasty cola with more caffeine. They still make it but no stores around here sell it because it declined in popularity
fossil stratus
Is this a joke?
hushed gull
Yeah, i knew coke owned stuff, but this is full coke branding
livid lava
never had some jolt cola
tame sparrow
Monster had one flavor that was a mix of their green standard flavor and cola, it was called assault, but they discontinued that one
livid lava
and monster is shit
hushed gull
If it's just regular coke that's got taurine in it, I'm sold
livid lava
idk like I never understand why ppl drink those nasty drinks... the only ones who taste good were market store brand and redbull
fossil stratus
Wtf i called vad by mistake
tame sparrow
wtf
hushed gull
Different people have different tastes
void spade
@hushed gull the website doesn't mention anything about Taurine. Just more caffeine and some B vitamins
hushed gull
Lammeeeeee
tame sparrow
taurine is a b vitamin innit
hushed gull
Nah, it's not
livid lava
no
void spade
it also has Guarana extract
hushed gull
Guarana is okay, taurine is a lot more "level" for me though
tame sparrow
There used to be an energy drink that was just guarana and sugar water, it was called Bawls
Came in a bumpy blue bottle
livid lava
what is sugar water
tame sparrow
Their slogan was "Keeps your hands off my Bawls"
sugar water is water with sugar in it
livid lava
well... maybe that is why "there used to be"
and why would u drink that
water with sugar
how does it taste like ?
tame sparrow
it tastes like sugar but wet
hushed gull
Because sugar is how you make things taste good
hushed gull
Most extracts (guarana, taurine, caffeine) taste god awful alone
tame sparrow
no sugar and water are the base components of pretty much every soft drink and juice available
livid lava
yes I know, but u said sugar water it guarana.... most brand used some syrups or stuff
so that is why I ask
asked
tame sparrow
syrups are just thick sugar water with flavoring added
livid lava
yes, but there is flavoring
foggy thorn
queso
livid lava
foggy thorn
que
livid lava
sýr za ráfkem
foggy thorn
mira tu boca
livid lava
the beauty of czech language is that ppl can not really use translation if u know how to use czech language
idk ráfek is even word in english
should I look at my mouth
tame sparrow
yeah but the problem with that is nobody WANTS to translate it
tame sparrow
Not much different than shouting in to the void
livid lava
why ur so mean vad
tame sparrow
Mostly due to previous careers
void spade
IT will do that to ya
livid lava
well get that
tame sparrow
Welders are mean. Soldiers are mean. IT people are mean. I have been all 3, so I am mean
burnt pecan
hes mean^3
foggy thorn
^6
wispy dagger
vad is one of the nicest peoples in this discord
tame sparrow
fuck you
wispy dagger
thanks buddy, you too 👍
tame sparrow
<3
tame sparrow
god the art in that show was awful
foggy thorn
ok I just learned how to stocks
wispy dagger
the only really detailed thing in that video is the mustache on the old blob face
burnt pecan
stonks
burnt pecan
I only know the basics of stocks, none of the complex shit
livid lava
you learned how to loose ur money ?
burnt pecan
yes
We had a school project last year where we "invested" in some stocks, and checked back in a week with how much we made
we each started with $1k, i ended with $814
lol
so It wasnt that bad
burnt pecan
lol
burnt pecan
I am stock
tame sparrow
foggy thorn
he's indian
void spade
It's not hard to not lose money in stocks if you have some kind of knowledge of the market(s) you're investing in
livid lava
I was like, u just invest whole monstly pay in stocks ????? and he was like "ya, it is not that much"
k
burnt pecan
thing is... I dont
livid lava
I get u
void spade
i always invest in ETF's or something because those are a lot safer
livid lava
ya it is not hard.. but the money u earn is like really low
my friend makes like 150dollars a year
void spade
yeah it's much slower, but if you're not able to monitor your stocks a ton it's the best way to not lose money
livid lava
but he invested lot
foggy thorn
read the novel then
livid lava
I need to find some good dwload site for kindle
burnt pecan
less than 24 hours ago
foggy thorn
o
frail warren
dunno
fading nymph
Godville anyone? Zero player mmorpg. Lmao
radiant nest
F
burnt pecan
just get harder
foggy thorn
I don't think so
frail warren
but where tho'
foggy thorn
why can't you just read it normally
vale flicker
Usually more than that but it's cool
fading nymph
Yeah, barnes and nobles
livid lava
from my kindle
fading nymph
Fuck your kindle
livid lava
fuck u
fading nymph
And leave it to die in the ditch
livid lava
😦
burnt pecan
rude
fading nymph
Softcover or hardcover
burnt pecan
hard
fading nymph
There is no metal cover.
livid lava
wtf ur talking about
fading nymph
Read an actual book
tame sparrow
The nook was fucking trash compared to kindles.But I think it would be good to have an open source e-reader with the same features as the kindle paperwhites, personally. I'd like to get away from the amazon ecosystem. Hard to find equivalent hardware for a low price, tho
livid lava
idk like then do not use amazon store.. I just download all my books
I do not care about brand
fading nymph
Not a digital representation of our inabilty to go two seconds without a computer infront of your damn face
livid lava
imagine having 100 books in one small tablet
and now imagine u, having to wear heavy books with u
fading nymph
Imagine having a bookcase of books. Oh you cant.
livid lava
well I read even softcover books
most of books that I need in my language are hard to get
:----) and having bookcase is just for image
most of folks that have thah read like 1/5th of that
fading nymph
Nope. Having a bookcase in a room nobody can get into cept you
Plus i still goto the library and read there. Lmao
tame sparrow
Imagine thinking paper media is superior in any way to having a massive library of digital books that you can read any time you want wherever you're at rather than being limited to a single pulp paperback. Seriously, ereaders are almost 100% superior to paper books, to say otherwise is to completely ignore reality itself.
livid lava
from what I know and from my exp. u still wanna read most of the books and u can not, because there is no time, so even if u buy all of those books there are mostly for display....
fading nymph
I read a book a day. All you are doing with your kindle is destroying your eyesight.
vale flicker
I have a really funny story from 6th grade
golden ivy
i just hate the feeling of paper
livid lava
like my parents have big bookcase or library... and they read most all of them, but they are old
livid lava
I love paper, I hate the weight, the storage, folding and stuff
vale flicker
So in 6th grade there was this computer class, basically teaching us how to do things like make a google account and use word etc.
livid lava
and e-books are just future
fading nymph
Mostly because people dont use proper reading distance for reading off a screen.
tame sparrow
I read more books in a month than most people read in a year, paper books aren't terrible by any means but an e-ink display is just as good as reading on paper and I can store literally an entire library of books on my device. The battery lasts for a month and recharges in an hour. The device is waterproof. ereaders are fucking amazing
vale flicker
We also has a period of time where we could play this math game
livid lava
nice computer class lol....
vale flicker
I can't remember what it was called
livid lava
like "kids we are making google account" "OK BOOMER"
burnt pecan
coolmathgames
vale flicker
Litteraly 4th grade math
fading nymph
Lemeonade stand.
livid lava
oh and the battery life, e-ink is good thing lol
void spade
who
vale flicker
Me
foggy thorn
queso
vale flicker
Guess what the great idea was
burnt pecan
"Inspect" tool?
fading nymph
Unreal tournment on a flash drive
burnt pecan
lol
void spade
the thing at my school was Halo 2 on a flash drive
vale flicker
Get the teacher to let us play on coolmathgames.com as an alternative
burnt pecan
kid at our school put a virus on schools computer with a flash drive
void spade
I had something similar happen Mag
void spade
Except they put ransomware on our entire network drive
vale flicker
And he did it
For a whole fucking year
We all played on coolmathgames.com instead of working
burnt pecan
ebic
vale flicker
No questions asked
livid lava
my teacher locked our internet connection, most of the thing and monitored our screens so if ur doing something u should not, he will hard restart ur pc... and if u did not save and stuff oh god
burnt pecan
papas burgeria time
void spade
Yeah a lot of our teachers had software to be able to see everyone's monitors
fading nymph
Back in 2004 my high school decided to allow kids to play video games during web design class.
burnt pecan
ours did, our teacher just barely used it
vale flicker
My coding teacher for years only knew one coding language
void spade
which one
fading nymph
So we were all playing unreal tournment or warcraft 3 lmao
burnt pecan
several of my teachers let us play games in class. They just say we cant come bitch to them about a bad grade cause we didnt learn shit
vale flicker
C-script
tame sparrow
shitty teachers
vale flicker
If I remember correctly
fading nymph
Web design teacher only showed up for like 5 classes. Lmao
void spade
I mean that's a solid one to know if you had to pick one
not like it's hard to pick up other languages after you know one though
livid lava
that is nice
void spade
nice
distant siren
whats the first real programming language i should learn
tame sparrow
distant siren
unless i should seek someone to help me learn
livid lava
and that is why kids do not know how to use pc, do not know basic office stuff
void spade
Python is stupid easy to learn
livid lava
like oh those teachers
distant siren
yeah but
vale flicker
So we had a fun class in the curriculum where we were supposed to be learning HTML but he didn't know it so he told us to do something productive
fading nymph
Back when dreamweaver was a thing. 5 minutes of work and the test gaming
distant siren
the hell does it do
void spade
thats for you to decide lol @distant siren
vale flicker
@livid lava teach me how to excel
vale flicker
Sheets
void spade
that's the beauty of programming, you can do a ton of shit if you're dedicated enough
burnt pecan
^
distant siren
well i looked up javascript
distant siren
i instantly gave up after not knowing how to get the terminal or code thing up.
burnt pecan
video game development can be a form of art in a way
void spade
Java is a lot different from JavaScript lol
livid lava
well javascript does not do mostly anything on its own
burnt pecan
like The Beginners Guide
livid lava
or does it
void spade
Not really Kvet
burnt pecan
that gave lowkey made me cry
void spade
you would need to use Node.JS or something for that
tame sparrow
javascript is the fucking worst
vale flicker
Probably couldve picked a better order
void spade
Vad what do you mean?
vale flicker
But I wanted the base of coding down
void spade
Javascript is very good
livid lava
javascript is nice
void spade
very solid no bug at all language
tame sparrow
c script was only used in like, game maker stuido or something like that? Nobody in any industry uses it
void spade
cough 1 == '1' //True cough
livid lava
idk what is c-script
vale flicker
And useful
void spade
he means C or something Kvet
vale flicker
Brainfuck?
void spade
unless C-script is a thing
burnt pecan
C#?
tame sparrow
c-script is a real thing yeah
burnt pecan
C sharp
livid lava
c#is not scripting
burnt pecan
idk
tame sparrow
c-script is a scripting language that was used inside of one of those "Game Maker" helper IDEs they sell to aspiring game devs
vale flicker
I'm talkin bout Brainfuck
That's a coding language
Not a scripting one
👀
It's an entertaining language
tame sparrow
brainfuck was made as a joke, its not actually useful
fading nymph
Use Basic. Lmao
void spade
I don't think it was a joke, I think a dude just wanted to make the most lightweight language possible or something
vale flicker
But it's so simple it's funny
void spade
Also Scripting and Coding are almost exactly the same except scripting doesn't require compilation
tame sparrow
I know you know I'm explaining it to everyone else so they have some context for the nonsense you're spewing at them
vale flicker
right
fading nymph
Don't read this ||Seven Days||
vale flicker
Anyways if I need to code something simple I use brainfuck for fun so if anyone datamines the code they'll likely not know what the fuck is going on
void spade
you could always just obfuscate it
fading nymph
fossil stratus
What would u do if u had a baby and u discover it has 2 dicks?
I know its weird, but i need to know
vale flicker
Brainfuck is the most fun, I'd say c# is the most useful for me
void spade
I have to learn C# for this dumb work thing
fading nymph
Can you punt kick your boss?
void spade
probably
burnt pecan
why do u need to know C#?
void spade
but I would also probably lose my job
Because he wants to use the .NET library ADP provides
fading nymph
I dunno. If your foot ends up stuck in his ass... then you can be the unwanted conjoined twin
tame sparrow
I thought I was going to give up on C# but I recently learned that Unity explicitly supports it now and it is also useful for their open world and multi-rendering features
livid lava
yes
void spade
Well I've self-taught all the programming stuff I know
livid lava
unity is good with c# and it is easier then c++
void spade
looked
fossil stratus
Whats c#
burnt pecan
programming sheet
livid lava
I hated c# never learned it pretty much, graduate in it and still hate it
and I am not using it
fading nymph
Kvetos pfp is a ballsack
fossil stratus
Oh
livid lava
I wanna learn like python and stuff
void spade
I know Python, JS, PHP ( 🤮 ), and Node (but that's basically just JavaScript in a runtime environment)
burnt pecan
I know a little bit of most programming languages, havent devoted myself to specifically 1
burnt pecan
Id say im most adept in C# tho
livid lava
I was trying to learn PHP when I was in primary... haha it was joke I did not understood most of the stuff
fading nymph
Ubisoft bought The people who made Idle Miner Tycoon...
livid lava
idk is it still used ?
void spade
yeah
fading nymph
Fourms use some form of php
livid lava
they are old
void spade
People especially like using Laravel (PHP framework)
I saw that as requirements for a few different dev jobs I was looking into
livid lava
ugh laravel looks nice
tame sparrow
What are you using PHP for, internal documentation?
void spade
I'm not using it for anything atm
I used it at my old job to develop an interface for UrBackup
fading nymph
Anyone use lolcode? :p or Zombie?
vale flicker
Is it bad that I sometimes call JavaScript Java and end up accidentally screwing with my co-workers
👀
void spade
Yeah because they're totally different
void spade
I always just call JavaScript JS so there's no room for confusion
vale flicker
How much of a crime is that
tame sparrow
How do you instantiate a new object in javascript again
fading nymph
Inseminate
void spade
I'm pretty sure you can just do var obj = new Object();
fading nymph
Anyone fuck with websites using the developer console?
burnt pecan
yes
fading nymph
Some games dont have protection against it.
tame sparrow
Only to get around conent blocks mainly
Oh mr wall street journal doesn't want me to read this article? Bloop, the cover is now gone.
foggy thorn
what
tame sparrow
although that might not work anymore
void spade
"pwease disable your adbwock"
It does for most sites
because they're too lazy to do it right
fading nymph
It still partially works.
tame sparrow
they did a bunch of anti-that stuff and also a bunch of antiadblock stuff
fading nymph
Theres websites dedicated to bypassing paywalls
It kinda sucks that even my local paper is paywalling content.
Time to go not contribute to conversation in real life.
burnt pecan
have fun
foggy thorn
will do
indigo iron
heckin
golden ivy
Hey
:)
Someone in my class said he had an extra monitor and he'd sell it to me for 40$
It matches the specs yay
livid lava
what specs
distant siren
oh crap
livid lava
and tn or ips
distant siren
what does it feel like to be adult
outer spear
It doesn’t feel like anything
outer spear
Yeah I guess that
tame sparrow
It feels like endless suffering and disappointment
It does become easier to recognize when people are lying about their abilities and accomplishments, though
livid lava
just get some IT support job
lol
haha well. .. I Though that it would be easy, then my friend got the job after highschool and telling me that is is nightmare
tame sparrow
IT is a fucking nightmare
livid lava
when I had my internship when I was doing just some IT stuff and was under IT helpdesk.. those ppl
tame sparrow
Nut shut the fuck up
golden ivy
no lol
tame sparrow
I guess I'd rather have nut in here spamming than someone else telling a bunch of lies all the time tho
livid lava
it was just like my boss "those ppl are fucking pigs, did u look at their pc screens ? and their pc ? fcking Schweine"
tame sparrow
lol kvetko u right about that
long glen
How many porn wallpapers did you see? Asking for a friend.
tame sparrow
my keyboard doesn't have an infinity symbol on it
golden ivy
can you be friends with yourself?
long glen
oo <- infinity.
void spade
the problem with higher level IT is you're just dealing with stuck-up business owners that don't give a shit about their IT department and want you to run their entire business off one linux server with a hard drive from 2000 because they don't understand how anything works. And then they also throw in some bullshit like "Hey can we do backups on tape drives too?" just because they hate you and your existence
golden ivy
no
tame sparrow
I htink masturbating is a bit like making friends with yourself
void spade
livid lava
get that out of here
golden ivy
shit wrong channel
void spade
bye
golden ivy
just realized
livid lava
that muslim stuff
golden ivy
tame sparrow
did you guys know they make spaghettios with hot dogs already cut up in the can now?
livid lava
do you like salted black licorice ?
void spade
Yeah @tame sparrow
golden ivy
Yes I did
livid lava
wit hot dogs what ?
golden ivy
Also have u heard of marijuana bees?
livid lava
how could you
tame sparrow
a can is a sealed food container kvetko
golden ivy
The bees pollinate the weed plants and make weed honey
livid lava
and hot d og
livid lava
imagine eating 2 spoons and getting blacked out
tame sparrow
I don't think that would get you very high since THC isn't very psychoactive until its been carburized
golden ivy
no
long glen
Yeah, just regular spaghets with fried hot dog slices. Pretty low-effort meal.
golden ivy
Ok well I can afford my monitor now
I'm happy
:))))
ok
That means I can play dumb games and do discord at the same time
livid lava
it would be maybe cheaper if u do it urself
livid lava
ok
foggy thorn
it will decrease by 100% if you get muted
golden ivy
:)
foggy thorn
:)
tame sparrow
soften the flesh
golden ivy
You learned ur percents :)
We knew you could
:)
when i say 100% mute bray
100%
Above is true
foggy thorn
!mute @golden ivy
livid lava
mute nut
foggy thorn
whendo I unmute
foggy thorn
ok
livid lava
1 minute
foggy thorn
ok
tame sparrow
could you mute nut too
golden ivy
no
void spade
it's like I can feel my blood pressure decreasing already
foggy thorn
!unmute @golden ivy
tame sparrow
that makes me ur grandpa bray
tame sparrow
come suck grandma's milky teat
golden ivy
I'm like kinda hyper rn so pardon my spam
No thanks
I don't want grandma milk
Pls no
mute bray spam
📧 📧 📧
Eeee
!mute @golden ivy 24h spam
I have a faint memory of pinging eldar with an email emoji
hack
burnt pecan
!ban @golden ivy
void spade
!votekick @golden ivy
golden ivy
no
burnt pecan
!votekick accept
burnt pecan
!deop @golden ivy
blissful raven
how do i get ops?
golden ivy
In hell
my basement
He owns hell
He is satan
In a good way
no
me
look at my pfp
blissful raven
hes not satan, hes just an angry asshole
void spade
I see the last thing he did was mute Duck for a week lmao
golden ivy
Lmao
blissful raven
so probably shitposting on reddit
golden ivy
Yeah
foggy thorn
bye
foggy thorn
bye
foggy thorn
bye
foggy thorn
above is false
tame sparrow
keep talking I'm reloading
blissful raven
this is kind of like lavas code
blissful raven
easier to read though
tame sparrow
TAC-COM ONLINE
void spade
@blissful raven not enough nested If statements
golden ivy
It's ok
blissful raven
if its lava's code you need to reference like 3000 lines later