#off-topic-chat
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Bro
did you skip grades or something
how are you 14 and in the 3rd grade
the 3rd grade 
No high school starts at year 7
MeatToday at 12:41 PM
Everyone thinks I'm like 14 and so you can think that too
why doesn't IS just have a button like this
Because buttons are old
he's got it on lock down
lava has it all on lock down
Because fuck you that's why.
Why doesn't IS have TD?
^
Cloudsaving in IS is just the same as mining for bitcoins, and we all do it for lava
yeah
Yea
IS is actually malware
I keep saying lava should just make a block chain game
How do you define despair?
google it
me
with words
__
Hi
Hi
bye
Hey moshi
Die
_ _
Bye
sure
No
bye moshi
I'm not killing myself to a bitch
Gn y'all
Gn
@Meatnot me
really
everybody have girl or boi inside
you'd be 1 in 7 billion
several people are typing
Selling IS shares are $2m
200m*
Selling my 1 pixel share in IS
sold
but are saying that all girls are bitches and hoes ?
Why not
heres another thing
Are you calling my daughter a hoe
how old is she
theyre gay
Zero I have no daughter, but if I did
not every girl is straight either
everyone is somewhat gay
Yes
What defines someone as a hoe
little or more
Nobody is truly straight
you can do whatever with the homies
Girls are gay
They like boys
eeeeuuuuhhhhhh
that is gay
Kuaka kiss me, no homo
To participate in our crusade
Is to be
Immortal
Excuses like no homo
Homo
what is queso
If you wanna mess with a guy a bit
queso is queso
I smell heresy
cheese
you don't question what queso is
Just slap his ass and smile afterwards while looking at him directly
cheese under ur peepee skin
๐ณ
Smegma
ew no we do not say that word
i wish more people knew about oscilloscope music
sigma
;p
what @distant siren
music that makes its own video
what
I wis ppl know more about n o i s e
explain
What
Caution: Loud !
When enjoying Formula One, (and this song,) hearing protection is recommended.
Free download - get HD .wav file here: http://bit.ly/2uWLJx8
FL Studio / OsciStudio / PrettySco...
no u
definitely will forget
like, how can u listen to this
no
y e s
n o
Mark
So, that's cool and all, but it's not really pleasing to listen to as actual music
ok I won't
but
Butt
blue spirals was pretty good
no
that one was actually enjoyable
I had spaghetti with ground meat and Italian sauce
good
did it myself
nice job
its only enjoyable after halfway though
I had a cheese burger no cheese
then u have just hamburger
Los quesos
Hamburger + cheese
no
Chocolate + cheese
Yes
queso + queso
y e w
My store here sells chocolate cheese
blue cheese on burger oh
Salted chocolate cheese is gonna be available soon
stop
Ok
Just wanna ask everybody here
no
Has anyone felt like they just wanna be alone in the end, It's like you're satisfied if in the end you're alone and everyone else is together with their wife/husband but you're all alone and nobody notices you or your situation?
yes
yes
I am alone right now
Like nobody even knows you anymore
but ya I wanna go out from main citty, to some village and be just alone
like really alone
oh not that lol
u will die from that
But they definitely met you at some point in their lives
being really alone for rest of ur life that ppl do not even know that ur alive is bad
like mentaly and event. even physically
Event?
Internet
just remembered to start downloading my anime
what anime
Boku no pico
ye
ugh that is lame
Boku no kuaka
no
yes
um, like kill la kill
or smthn
lemme check
yeah
been on my to watch list for awhile
kill la kill was good
figured i'd tackle it rn
I feel offended that they first assumed that he was an otaku rather than assuming he was a lolicon for starters
oof
Otakus are diverse, but priest are only either shotacons or lolicons
u mean pedophiles ?
Yes
yes
shotacons and lolicons are sub categories of pedophiles
there's the irl pedo
too
well, legally it's wrong
I hate children
good
that does not mean they love them sexually
Too energetic
lol liking kids doesn't mean you're a pedophile
pog i got to defiled king
it's being attracted to kids that makes you one
Nobody knows whether or not I'm serious
Even now I could be messing with everyone here with this statement
Not when they become legal, then you're not a pedo anymore
Disagree. You don't choose who or what you're attracted to; acting on it, on the other hand...
no
Or grandpas
correct
i'd rather talk about fucking old people than fucking kids
if we gotta choose, just sayin
I'm quoting adam and wrinkles
Granny may be old and wrinkly, but she got some experience. Just sayin'.
stop spittin fax
u can not treat people with pedophilia lol, how can u get them help
Gob bang
And she can take you out to dinner and let you use her AARP discount after
@livid lava of course you can lol
you can get them help in dealing with their feelings, and not acting on them
how exactly you would do that idk, but you can do it
most ppl do not act on those feeling
@livid lava just get them to stop watching anime with loli's in it
Chop off their dicks or stitch their genitals
that's because most people aren't pedophiles lol
that is not the same
what
like 1/4 ppl are pedophilies
Heiz that wouldn't stop them
WHAT
gime sec
do you actually think a quarter of people are pedophiles?
no
what, 4/1 people are pedophiles?
That's everyone..
no
4/1 
there's 4 pedophiles for every person
yes
correct
So I have my own pedophile?
you have 4
oo
There's also gay pedos
You can treat people who have a mental disorder. It may not be curable, but neither is, say, having your arm put through a rolling machine. The treatment in that case is amputation and therapy.
therefore 4/5 people have a pedophile
Idk who my pedo is but I'm protecting my sexy ass
So whose a pedo here
how can i have pedos if i'm not a kid tho
there was this guy, Kurt Freund, he did some study on that and this guy said that "at least 1/4 adult mens can feel sexual excitement for underage girls"
freud
not sigmund
@golden ivy your age is like a child's compared to their age
when you say underage, what does that mean?
Under age of consent?
or under consent
because some 16 year olds look like they're 20, do those girls count or is it girls who actually look like they're kids?
Legal lolis
It's okay mister, I'm actually five hundred years old!
well he said like small girls
she is like 10
that's the joke
she is 10
Age is just a number
10 x 2 is 20
Yeah
@livid lava i really doubt that 1/4 people are attracted to kids
So if you get two of them...
They can be and your body can be
so if 1/4 people are pedos
and ya, idk what age is still kid and what not
I can cure them with the Futa on Male genre
then at least 2 of us talking rn are pedos
That's disgusting
Wtf
no?
philippines =/= U.S.
the fuck
I live there and I didn't know that
12 is insanely low
are they I do not know, Like I said, I typed it wrong
Jonny = 4
correct
well then there is India
yeah
thats why im moving to japan so i can get the 13 year old lolis
what
Muted
mute
mute
well even in america it's legal to marry like kids under 14
wut
idk how age of consent laws are so fucked in first world countries
wut
That's with parents permission I believe
obviously they'd sign the consent form first as in all sexual interactions
Or just chop off their genitals and reattach them when they become adults
A child marriage also referred to as an underage marriage in the United States is a marriage in which at least one party is under the age of eighteen years.The marriage age in the United States is set by each state, territory and federal district. According to a report publis...
"According to a report published by the Tahirih Justice Center, there are 13 states in which there is no minimum age for marriage"
So you could marry off a baby?
don't take anything he says seriously
do you have a castration fetish?
how else are the upper class gonna make connections ๐
๐ค not sure @solemn estuary
they'd have to consent
You can just glue them back
If one of the parties is pregnant
wot
When the guy is pregnant
^
wot
what
Assuming you can find somebody who can officiate the marriage, sure, you might be able to marry a baby.

Let the pope officiate it
๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ

wut
NO
no
if you get consent from parents/legal guardians
and someone to officiate it
but why would u wanna do that
new goal: marry a baby
๐ณ
what benefits would a baby have
i dunno
Poop machine
you get to have a child and have a wife at the same time?
Life all achievements challenge
idk like I though murica has marriage benefits
lol what
i dunno
if so im moving to america
Are we considered a cult
You accidentally impregnate someone, then accept to take care of the baby, then woman dies because of an "accident", then you marry baby
what
i think it'd be harder to get consent from parents than actually asking out and creating a relationship with another person
unless they're in on it
then they're all going to hell
which is the only possible time it would happen
An agreement duh
can't believe this is still going on
Your son marries their baby, then their daughter marries your baby
I'll give you 500 bucks for marriage permission to your baby right there
you can do anything with money ๐ณ
Who started this?
Idk
me
not me
Definitely not me
actuall me
who started talking aboul lolies
Not me
i started on anime
it was heiz
nah it was me
Yeah who brought up the pope being an otaku and lolicon
We can add another topic to "shit #off-topic-chat says": marrying children; where it can be done, and how to do it.
I showed this pic and then it went to whatever this is
yea
he might also be over 500 years old
Anyone ever wanted to be done by a futa?
vad
Yeah I can see vad already done it
Nobody is truly straight
I agree
wrong
I'm only not straight for kuaka
curves back to kuaka
huh
Shh... don't speak
ok
Oh no come back!
Futa is not gay, kvetko. 
Yes, futa on male is not gay
I came back
No it's not. It's a grill, nothing gay about it.

import this
@foggy thorn yo Kuaka could you send the zip file with all the games assets again? lost the previous one i downloaded sadly
Wut games?
this games
liking futa is not gay, being fucked by real penis even if that is woman penis is
or I feel it that way
If u like watching gay porn u are 150% gay
ok
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Google druve best
azazel specifically being attracted to juicy cock, which is gay
wait u need permission
but is getting dicked gay ?
yes i do oof
Azazel why u chose name of demon?
gave you perm
thanks
Kuaka what game it is?
?
Jonny, prostate stimulation is great, that's all i gotta say
U have zip of games in drive, right?
no
But its what azazel asked for
@livid lava it is what I said
stuff lie this
no, I though that u said that that why I asked in the beginning
I did mean getting fucked by a futa
I opened builders yesterday so idk any about tham 
lol
ok machines are weird
like, I'm so happy that there's that "import all" button as the little orange thing, but it's purpose is so confusing at first
I have an question, why is dude with clover hammer sitting first?
Cause green is go
For me first was coin dude
Its possible?
in the sprites or the actual game?
I just slept at night for the first time in 3 months
sprites
It was terrible, can't recommend
ah, that's because Lava is an inconsistent bustard who hates order
Time is just a concept
Only sprite i know is drink
huh
U dont know what sprite is?
what do you think a sprite is?
Its drink in my country there is only lemone sprite
Sprite is just like water
that's a different kind of sprite
When u speak about sprites u probably mean idle skilling but like hacked?
Sprites are the models
And what are teehees?
Your dads
lol
no, when i speak of sprite i mean
uh, how do i put this..
in games, sprites are the images of characters
like everything has a sprite in games, every background, monster, letter or anything
it's a sprite
(notadeveloper)(ssshhh)
So funny is spriter
Are they still sprites when they are 3d?
Spriter what u use to write sprites?
Rpg maker 2000
Its phone game too?
Omg.... just found out about pressing the farm button on apothecary.
:D
I have not truly lived until now
My new organizational construct for manga bookmarks.
Is there A limit to using it?
Only limit is your exp rate
@native gate which language u use to write it
English
Was lava joking when he said he did everything for idle skilling on a phone.
Probably
Great new game
ok
@frank moth ๐ง
@frank moth ๐ง
@frank moth ๐ง
@frank moth โฌ ๐ง
@frank moth โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ โฌ
what
what
waht
que
Anbody else in to steam engines
you ever just try to go to your class but you can't because there are some idiots that decided to fucking fight, causing a scene and making everyone in the school go to that one location
YEah
Except it was someone brought a calf to school and the hallway was packed with people trying to pet the baby cow
ok I would rather have that
ey
And yes, it did poop on the floor
lol
wat
It shit on the floor five
but did you milk it
I'm not
:(
because it's a cow?
that's what animals do
you expect it do be go to the toilets and shit there?
no u
no i mean why is it inside
dumbasses
Do you wear glasses?
no
five
no
maybe you should
ok
I could really go for a massive burrito
I was being sarcastic
ye but maybe u can milk a teen claf
I used to get burritos from this place down in Augusta Georgia called Nacho Mamas. Their slogan was "We Roll em FAT" and their logo/icon was a desperado in a nightgown carrying a massive burrito over his shoulders. Really good burritos.
gasp
I'm not gonna be the one sexually assaulting teen cows
welp
how about we don't talk about that Alright?
anyways anyone got any subject about anything else
talk about thots
oh come on
If the topic is food we were already talking about burritos
I'm in sexual education rn
ok
please dont
Listen, you can't call giving the football coach a handjob in exchange for a bump in your grades "sexual education" anymore.
y
hes a politician for sure
So it looks like the Final Fantasy 7 reboot is gonna be sold as multiple $60 games
That has been apparent for some time.
i once had to run 3times around the school for being late
the school's perimeter is 300 meters
New band name idea:
Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats to Jerk Off To
ok im in
New band name idea:
Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats to Commit Genocides to
They're a Turkish band
pls
New band name idea:
One direction
New band name idea:
no what the fuck is with bands having new names
just leave it as it is
BAND
if you react you submit yourself to police
Fuck the police, all cops are bastards
New band name idea:
[band name here]
"another name"
KUAKA
I have a task for you
brb gonna hoop
You must eat one vegetable
ok?
And send me the wheelchair
Well the hardest part of eating vegetables is picking the wheelchair parts out of your teeth
i just beat the lava ice cream, should i just aim to complete the other orders now?
yeah
ah that manga is very wholesome
then try the next
if I remember
son
daughter
nephew
family
generation
The damage is reduced by damage*(2/2+n) with n being the number of the ice cream you are on, so the first two or three are very easy and then you start running in to difficulties after that if you aren't keeping up with your damage multiplication sources
I win?
!golden @tardy dew
When you finish all 7 ice creams, you get a golden ice cream that does not reduce your damage. You can use this ice cream to finish the contract if you did not complete it earlier!
man, white tanks to blood tanks is a big jump
it is, just reached second tank today
I'm hoping to buy all diamond pipes this week tbh
Make sure to count the number you need, I'm not sure if its still true but when I was testing all the gem purchases before you could buy way more diamond pipes than you could actually use
Question: What is that little ticket thing that I accidentally clicked on in the ascension screen? It gave me my AP points right away...
And what did I do to get those tickets?
That's an AP ticket, it gives you points without ascending so you basically can get them twice
You can get them from raids, pachinko, the second vault, randomly based on a tank bonus when you ascend, and you can purchase one when you buy a set of BP tickets
Also, questions belong in #_
You're welcome
The purchase item in the gem shop is "Rebirth Scrolls", bottom right of the rebirth gem shop page
no problem
Vad
no
I kinda stopped being active
rip king
what
I was busy answering questions
anyone else interested in steam engines?
I watch this guy on youtube that builds and rebuilds small steam engines
Its really neat
noice
I watch a lot of machinists, too
I love metal
I wish my body was still capable of being a metalworker
i'm currently running a challenge to see if i can fill up 400gb of anime in a week
my main name was made by me in 3rd grade smashing my head into a keyboard
Especially with 1080p rips
รฟ
but when i get home, i get insane speeds
@golden ivy I made it up specifically so that I would have a name that wasn't already takes on xbox live back when I had a 360, and just kept it after that even after switching to PC
It is a nice name
My name is because someone on Minecraft 7 years ago my on skyblock island was called Sealxx and I wanted to match them
:)
ur downloading stuff thru school wifi ?
yee
are u like not getting banned ?
That's a good idea
vpn
does not really matter that much
Yes it does
how the hell do people even get on school computers lmao
no
yes it does matter
well, our school issues their own computers
bray
we get to use them and bring them home
i dont mean i cant get into the computer
no it does not
i mean that weve literally
torrent is blocked in our school network
They can try but there's no way they are going to trace it to him kvet
i don't fuckin care if the vpn sells my data
okay so im just anxious about going into the pc room which is locked if theres no lesson going on there
Also my school isn't smart enough to know what a torrent is
germany is different
So they haven't blocked it
oof
Oh ur german
im gonna get computer class this semester
i had to nuke my drive and reinstall windows to get torrent on there
nah do not think that IT departmen of school are bunch of idiots
Also as for getting programs on those computers I'm pretty sure you can just disconnect it from the network or some shit, put in a USB, and load things off of that, but I forget exactly how to do that
Well they are at my school
In highschool I just used a chrome vpn to get around the firewall
Back when the chrome vpns worked and were as good as paid VPNs until they got rid of them
IT people
autistic
most people who are into STEM related stuff are autistic, not sure why
Most of our computers are running Linux because some fuckwad installed Linux onto all of them
and got a vpn from there
And noone changed it back
When I was school sysadmin the students were constantly finding ways to get around the filters, but I could also see bandwidth per connection and automatically shaped high bandwidth traffic down after a couple minutes. they never got around that one because its impossible to hide a fat pipe
lmao
i remember seeing windows 10 for the first time
It was bad
on pc school computers
Windows 10 is litttttt
they will most likely wont know who that person is
10 is ok
Vadhakara BTFOs an entire highschool
but they can unconnect u and stuff
On school computers they all ran 8 for a bit
our old ones ran 8.1
windows 7 was meant to die someday anyway
but our new ones that we got this year is 10
and they can just have filter for unauthorized IPs
we can hide our stuff on our screen even better due to 10 allowing you to have more than one desktop
Also everyone at my school uses a vpn because it unblocks the wifi from being slow
like win+tab
Ultra just update to windows 10
The wifi is designed to make the last ip used on our account purposefully slow down
So we all use a vpn
oof
It's a good work around
They block discord for some reason
So I have to use it for that
Also there is a secret staff login that got leaked that most use anysay
the system admins at our school learned how to block you from installing certain extensions, and prevented you from logging into chrome with an email extension that isn't the one that they issued
and then they swapped computers
then everything fell apart
they can filter websites but I do not think that it is even possible to block features
Ohhhhhh my god. I just realized that my cloudsave that got restored didn't save my crusade kills. FML
Fml
they swapped from SonicWall to GlobalProtect
ugh
and GlobalProtect can be uninstalled very easily
That's really easy to do in google chrome, there's an admin control panel where you can set rules for email groups
yeah
Yeah getting my crusade kills back is literally gonna take all goddam day
Huh I don't see it in Kuaka's Cloudsave bug list
I wonder if I can find the code for cloudsave
It'll be interesting to see since someone else helped him with it
200KiB is literally how fast our wifi is
Once we found out that all of our school computers has the same IP, chaos ensued
lol
lol
@void spade find out where it actually stores the cloudsave at if you can, I should be able to grab it and we can see where the bare cloudsave differs from the on-device save
oof
hmm
Your school computers do not all have the same IP lol. They just all connect thru the same gateway
200kb what internet connection is that
bullshit brayx
How?
protocols
ITs literally impossible for all your computers to have the same IP and still function on a network
That's what the grade 12 robotics kids said
well, there's like around 2k people connected to this network
And they r smart
Then your grade 12 robotics kids were morons
Oof
i take advice from the grade 12 robotics kids too
They r the smart kidz
but, i'm smart enough to notice that some things are wrong
I think I know a little more about networking than some high school seniors in a robotics club
Well it didn't sound right when they told me
I guess
Maybe they meant something different
Idk
it's literally really hard to get all the computers on one ip
i dunno how that would work
It wouldn't work, because you can't do that
If you search "what's my ip" they told me it's the same for each
u can not and it is automatic
I don't use the computers so idk
that would be because whatsmyip can only see the outside address for the network
Your modem/router has an internal address that matches the subnet for the internal network, and an external address that matches the subnet your ISP is using. A website like whatsmyip can only see the external, public facing IP address because that's all your ISP's routing is showing them
The website is unable to route on the internal network because that's not how routers work lol
queso
sosig
ugh new manwha about taking tests and climbing stairs haha... it reminds me something
Second coming of gluttony?
good one ^
what'
THOT
kvet are you ever going to tell us?
s2 of miss kobayashi's dragon maid is coming out this year btw
oo
oooo
I though it was dead
haha
second coming is a manhwa also now
i remember watching that show in 6th grade
That would mean you're in like 8th grade now?
wut
christ no wonder you're so dumb
that period of time was a blank
get more school in ya
leave him alone lol
bruh
fck I can not access that manwha website
can't wait for s2 of slime
mmmmph, slime s2 is gonna be so good when they get to the genocide part
Sorry what did I miss
manga just got diablo
I walked to school
no it is not that gluttony thing
yeah i been reading it too
it is just "Stairs"
yes we hear you kvetko
that's the name?
What?
and they just take stairs for more challenges
Do you need help finding a source?
oh wow
ah
Pls
wat
i am new to this game any guide?
Oh I see
I am gonna read that gluttony thing
Ok kvet
!guide @stray zealot
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
ok brayx
Ok booooer
Booer
ok boomer
I don't read that weird shit
ok thx
Jk luv u
Booer?
Boo!
Now I am a booer!
Ok I need to go to class
yes
g2g class
Peeee
we have a discussion
I should have known joining a game channel that I would be surrounded by children but I never expected it to be this bad
