off-topic-chat

[frank moth]

too bad you still have to memorize a whole shit of time

i would have told you what year something happened but i forgot

i wonder what i got for that geo test...

probably C lol

it wasnt solving

[bold quest]

Whats the raw score on c

[frank moth]

it was getting your fucking terms outta ya head and rewriting it here

im not in america so really its hard to tell

D is the worst, A is the best, C and B is inbetween

[bold quest]

Brb about to get robbed

[frank moth]

close enough

[void spade]

America grades are a bit different

[frank moth]

basically russian system except we aint russian

we have 5,4,3 and 2 as our grade system

sometimes 1

[void spade]

90+ - A
80-89 - B
70-79 - C
60-69 - D
0-59 - F

Idk I don't make the rules here

Lmao

[frank moth]

i used to have good grades till now

8th grade i have 2 fucking threes lol

or Cs

[errant forge]

Here it's basically numbers instead of letters
A --> 1
B --> 2
C --> 3
D --> 4
F --> 5

[frank moth]

what the fuck

your system is the australian version of mine

[errant forge]

Russians have it reversed, F is 1 there

[frank moth]

wait

my math teacher gave someone a 1

lol

[errant forge]

Basically, 1 is the best, 5 is the worst here

I would seriously like it for 1 to be the best and 10 to be the worst as we often have grades like "1-2" or "2-3"

[frank moth]

lets just speak american system when we talk about school

[errant forge]

IDK how does it work in america lmao

[frank moth]

a b c d f

thats it lol

[errant forge]

Oh

It's that, not 90 and stuff lmao

[frank moth]

a being awesome and f being failure

[void spade]

Yea

[frank moth]

ya mate u a fucking failure bruh

my boys play krunker.io

thought it was just another shooting game

apparently its fun

[errant forge]

I HATE HOW SOME SCHOOLS have it so you get text rating on report cards instead of just grades
Basically, instead of "English - A, Math - C", you get "Please try to be better in Math, you are awesome in English"

[bold quest]

That sucks

[frank moth]

more like

"failed to send message" thanks discord

[errant forge]

If your school has it like that, on the report card template gets printed "See text rating" instead of grades and you then have to deduct your grades from that

Christ

How is that even allowed

[tardy crescent]

triple guaranteed chance?

[errant forge]

Luckily we do it old good "Math - A, Art - B"

[bold quest]

Wait lemme go get my report card for the first sem

[tardy crescent]

haha

[frank moth]

gray drank what

[tardy crescent]

we don't go by semesters here or go by letters as assessment mark

[frank moth]

we got quarters

[tardy crescent]

we got 3 trimesters

(don't ask for da other 3 months :>)

[frank moth]

bitch you have 6 months of vacation?

[tardy crescent]

three lol

[frank moth]

actually tf is a trimester

anyways bye

[tardy crescent]

3 months is one

lol bye

[tardy crescent]

muricans and thebadusaians who don't know what's a summer holiday

[woven apex]

Here we grade 1-10, 1 being the worst. So Heiz completely failed

[bold quest]

Almost failed the first subject cause the professor held a grudge of meeting us on the hallway cause we left since it was like more than half an hour and she wasn't there yet

1 is the highest

5 is total failure

[tardy crescent]

here we go by 0-10 where 0 is shit

[twin hound]

Here we got crippling debt

Doesn't matter what your grades are

In the end, you'll only be left with crippling debt

[bold quest]

Me not really

Since if I fail a subject, I'll just be an irregular and retake that single subject instead of the whole semester

Same goes with the payment

Do other countries also do it like this?

[golden ivy]

So for physical education we're doing something Aussies like to call Dash and Splash

We run 800m and swim 250

And our grade is based on performance, or the time it takes us to do all that

[frank moth]

meat is not yellow what is this

[golden ivy]

Meat wtf

We call it splash and dash in Canada

It's dash and splash because we run then swim

We swim then run

Interesting

[bold quest]

Running then swimming is more dangerous

[golden ivy]

Whatever, when I had to do it last year me and my girl came 7th and 6th respectively

Mostly because although she does more exercise I have higher endurance

[bold quest]

One of you was bringing the other down

Or not

Or maybe you were

[golden ivy]

I don't really know, I had to slow down for the running and she had to slow down for the swimming

[bold quest]

I mean, you're chaining down each other

Let everyone do their best

[golden ivy]

We did, like if people wanted to go past sure fuck it they can

But there's a reason we didn't come first or last

[bold quest]

Too much difference

Arguments

[golden ivy]

Let's say the rest of the students aren't that athletic

[bold quest]

Comparison

[golden ivy]

We don't compare ourselves to each other, why the heck would you do that?

[bold quest]

Most people do it

Especially at the age where a woman can be physically stronger than a man

[frank moth]

this is very fucking late

[golden ivy]

Eh we aren't the strongest but we aren't the weakest

[frank moth]

wanted to reply to 7th and 6th place

meat leveled up their endurance level

[golden ivy]

It's our job as friends to support each other

[bold quest]

Didn't say you or her were either

[golden ivy]

I really don't like how people compare themselves to others

And then see it negatively

[bold quest]

Depends on the mindset

[golden ivy]

If nothing was compared we wouldn't have scale at all

Either towards themselves or others

[bold quest]

I laugh at some people who kinda look buff

Cause I'm somehow sexy compared to them

[frank moth]

they leveled up their strength

[bold quest]

Compared to an average male

[golden ivy]

Oh boy I see myself as sexy af

Even though I know I'm not

Well you aren't

[frank moth]

they say i look like a fucking indian

[golden ivy]

Jk luv u meat

Indian like from india

[frank moth]

well they havent seen my face actually so uhh

[golden ivy]

Or the racist way or saying native?

[frank moth]

i sound like an indian

[bold quest]

@golden ivy I know I am

[frank moth]

wait no i havent voice revealed

i fuckin type like an indian

[golden ivy]

And besides I see my girl as beautiful and she sees me as handsome so where can we go wrong

[frank moth]

they somehow got to that conclusion

[golden ivy]

It's all in the eye of the beholder

[bold quest]

That girl is gonna slap your sexy ass one day

If it is sexy

[golden ivy]

Wtf heiz

Meat is like 12

[bold quest]

What?

[golden ivy]

Chill

[bold quest]

Oh lol

[golden ivy]

That means the girl is 12 too

[bold quest]

Just preparing him for puberty

[golden ivy]

No I'm like 14

[bold quest]

Oh

I'm guiding him through puberty

Or atleast trying to

[golden ivy]

One of my friends is dating a 14 year old girl

He is 17

[bold quest]

Ugh

[golden ivy]

Thanks heinz appreciate it

[bold quest]

Ugghh

[golden ivy]

Actually 18 now

A bit creepy

[bold quest]

Yadaaa

If they are adults I'm chill with that

But wtf they are still teens

[golden ivy]

Yeah it's bad

[bold quest]

Ugh 4 year gap

[golden ivy]

14 year olds are assholes

Ngl

Fucking ruthless

I fuckin hate other people my age

Also same

[frank moth]

meanwhile im 15

that was close

[golden ivy]

Well the gap between ages is so weird now

[bold quest]

Here I am being quiet irl then some young teen shows up in the news causing trouble

Happened more than once I think

[golden ivy]

The 14 yr olds grew up with Minecraft whereas the 13 yr olds missed the Minecraft and grew up with fortnite

[bold quest]

But definitely atleast once

I grew up with y8

[golden ivy]

Would you believe that there are people in my very fuckin class who switched to fortnite

[frank moth]

yeah i grew up with minecraft alright

[bold quest]

Browser games og

[golden ivy]

Yes

[frank moth]

i played flash games like N

[golden ivy]

Miniclip

And newgrounds

And kizi

And coolmath

[bold quest]

Armor games

[frank moth]

miniclio

[golden ivy]

Yeh I grew up with flash games and kizi

Yes armor

Oh wow

[frank moth]

not kongregate

angry birds

pvz

[golden ivy]

The memories coming in

[wispy dagger]

Hmmmmmmm

[golden ivy]

ANGRY BIRDS

[wispy dagger]

Angry Meats

[golden ivy]

Ahhhh I loved that and pvz

pvz was the shit

[frank moth]

i cried over angry birds

[golden ivy]

Nostalgia™

Yes

[bold quest]

Gta hot coffee mod

[golden ivy]

The newer versions of both are shit

[frank moth]

gta sa

[golden ivy]

Though I don't feel too much nostalgia because that whole time feels like yesterday

Also heiz no

[bold quest]

Yeah sa

[golden ivy]

A bit

Sex scene bad

No hot coffee

But when kids don't know what pvz or Kizi is

[frank moth]

i kept getting stuck on the camera mission in gta sa

[bold quest]

It was already installed when I got a copy of gta sa

[golden ivy]

Omg

[frank moth]

i gave up on that and never played again

[golden ivy]

I'd tell them but all I have is this axe

San Andreas was my favourite game

[frank moth]

this

fucking

camera

mission

[golden ivy]

I used to go to the skate part, spawn limos to block off the entrances and I would just place c4 on the walls and get 5*

[bold quest]

I never did most of the missions

[golden ivy]

Then I would rpg the helis

[bold quest]

Yeah c4 everywhere was a thing

[golden ivy]

I never did a single mission

[frank moth]

i used to beat the shit out of people in public

[golden ivy]

Not until I got GTA 4

Which I completed

[frank moth]

yo that was my fucking LEVEL UP MESSAGE

goddamit

[golden ivy]

I remember getting a cheat code that turned it into clown mode

And one that made all cars go on water

:)))

I was sooooo cool back in the day

[frank moth]

i did rampage missions

[bold quest]

"i used to beat the shit out of people in public" -Last message of Bandit Bob Eldar

[frank moth]

yeah hes gone now

[golden ivy]

I didn't understand missions so I played my entire childhood and some teens just fucking around open world

Good timesss

[frank moth]

rpg was my favorite weapon

i mean, it is everyones lMao

[bold quest]

Bubble cars

[golden ivy]

I found a pink baton that resembled a dildo in the bathroom of the police station

Actually I think it was a dildo

[bold quest]

Bubble cars + c4

[golden ivy]

Oh fuck

Was I beating people with a dildo

I hope not

I was so young

[frank moth]

your entire childhood changed in one sentence

thats worse than a puberty

[bold quest]

Young Bray: OMG! OP PINK ROD!

[golden ivy]

Also I had a code called "slut magnet" and asked my mom what a slut was

[frank moth]

bruh

[golden ivy]

Fun timess

[bold quest]

Nice

[golden ivy]

Bray got madddddddddddd GTA pussy

[frank moth]

i typed a russian swear word on my flip phone

just a russian swear word

and i fucking showed it to my mom

[golden ivy]

Lmao

I got GTA IV and my life changed

[frank moth]

mom got "mad" at me

so i went back

added a fucking NO before the swear word and showed it again

[bold quest]

No shit

[golden ivy]

My mom just told me not to honk at the ladies on the street

And to turn the volume to 0

Always

[fading nymph]

Did you win bray?

[golden ivy]

Yes

I always win

[bold quest]

@fading nymph

[frank moth]

i had a PSP

and a PS3

[fading nymph]

Heinz trying to get me banned again

[bold quest]

My psp drains it's battery into nothingness

[golden ivy]

I had a PS3 and ps2

Never got a 4

[frank moth]

i installed a software update on my ps3 and bricked my games

so... :(

[golden ivy]

Oof

Lmao I never saved my game on GTA sa

So I replayed the same day

[frank moth]

i got a ps4 and gave my ps3 away

[golden ivy]

Over and over

Groundhog Day shit

[frank moth]

theyre enjoying it, i guess

[fading nymph]

Ive have every console made between me and my hubby. We play lots of stuff

[frank moth]

theyre not even teenagers and theyre fucking playing shooter games bruh

[fossil stratus]

who gives cosoles away like that

consoles*

[golden ivy]

I still have my PS3 for mortal kombat and some other lil games

like that one with the fox that steals shit

[frank moth]

i gave it to my cousins

[golden ivy]

What's it called

[fossil stratus]

oh ok

[golden ivy]

No he's a raccoon

[fading nymph]

I have metal gear on NES lol

[frank moth]

i played a tower defense game

[golden ivy]

Someone google "raccoon that steals shit"

And tell me what comes up

[frank moth]

i was an orange town and i had to fuck up the blue guys

[fading nymph]

Porn.

[bold quest]

Booty bomber on gba

[frank moth]

idk what name it was but boy

it waa fun

was

[fading nymph]

You talking about sly?

[golden ivy]

Yrs

Sly cooper

Yesssssss

That's it

Thanks papa

[frank moth]

I played a naruto game

[fossil stratus]

is that what u meant?

[frank moth]

i was young and i feared 1v1 fights

[golden ivy]

Five like what in the actual fuck

[fading nymph]

Sailor moon rpg on snes lmao

[frank moth]

cause if i lose, TANTRUM

[golden ivy]

Taskbar up top?

That's the gayest shit ever

Also bing

[fossil stratus]

U asked to google it

[frank moth]

lol

[golden ivy]

Bing?

Bingngg

[fading nymph]

My linux desktop doesnt even have a taskbar

[fossil stratus]

I do too

[bold quest]

My laptop doesn't have a screen

[golden ivy]

And why is Firefox, edge, and chrome also in ur taskbar

[frank moth]

lol

wait guys

[fading nymph]

Thats cause you sat on it heinz

[golden ivy]

What do you do with like 4 search enginws

[frank moth]

have you played zuma?

[fading nymph]

Bejeweled was better

[golden ivy]

Also you have 22 notifications

[frank moth]

and that too

[golden ivy]

Clear them

[fading nymph]

Or hexic

[frank moth]

bejeweled 2 was nice

[golden ivy]

I had bejeweled the board game

[frank moth]

wait what

thats a thing??

[golden ivy]

Yeah

Good game

[bold quest]

Zuma was awesome

[fading nymph]

Oh god... that board game was horrendous

[golden ivy]

Still have it

Can sbed pic later

[frank moth]

zuma is an awesome game

[golden ivy]

We played it every night

For years

[frank moth]

i got 3.5 million points

[bold quest]

Sometimes majhong titans

[golden ivy]

Oh fuck happy new year

It's almost 12

[fossil stratus]

i'm not sure i remember what zuma is

[frank moth]

sphereatching game

you shoot balls

[golden ivy]

Zooooooooooom

[bold quest]

Frog that shoots balls out

[golden ivy]

Zooooooooooom

Zooooooooouuuum

Zuuume

[fading nymph]

Who remembers pruble place?

[fossil stratus]

ooooh i remember

[frank moth]

you shoot balls

[bold quest]

Ball frog

[golden ivy]

Zooooooooooom uuu

[frank moth]

purble place

yes

[fossil stratus]

ok

[golden ivy]

Uwu

[frank moth]

yes

[golden ivy]

Zoom

[bold quest]

Me

[fossil stratus]

yeah i see

[bold quest]

I remember the name and the eyes but forgot the gameplay

[frank moth]

ika chaka zuma

making a cake was fucking hard

[golden ivy]

Oop I have an English project due tomorrow

[fading nymph]

I also like the pinball games

[golden ivy]

Need to start that

[frank moth]

do it bitxh

dew it

[golden ivy]

No

Make me

[frank moth]

ok

[golden ivy]

Brooch

[frank moth]

ill make you a new brau

[fading nymph]

Bray, english is for humans.

[frank moth]

bray

[bold quest]

Everyone is a bitch somewhere in their hearts

[golden ivy]

No

Ni

Ni

[frank moth]

its gonna be

a BrayY

[fossil stratus]

its a path to ur frog, u must destroy all the balls before it reaches ur character right

[golden ivy]

Coma abito Bay bay gi

[frank moth]

then a BrayZ

[bold quest]

Ball smasher

[golden ivy]

Po Vito em zutoo vi en ay

[bold quest]

Frog of balls

[golden ivy]

Qe re tyu

[fossil stratus]

guys stop plez

[fading nymph]

Dragging da ballz bray

[frank moth]

theres also a sequel

[golden ivy]

Ni Ni an e

[frank moth]

zuma revenge

where you fight bosses

[bold quest]

Zuma parlor

[fading nymph]

Bubble Bobble

[bold quest]

Where you take care of balls

[frank moth]

level 50 in that game SUCKED

[golden ivy]

Lmao the "To be continued" meme song made its way into my Spotify discover

[frank moth]

all my lives are gone

i didnt unlock stage 6

fuck

[fading nymph]

Spotify likes to insert death metal into my discover

[golden ivy]

🚬😊😊🛶🇨🇳

[frank moth]

double path levels are dumb

[bold quest]

Just remembered

Who played bookworm adventures?

[golden ivy]

Me

[frank moth]

well shit idk

[fading nymph]

Popcap games

[golden ivy]

Jk

[frank moth]

i only played popcap games

[golden ivy]

I played tooopee and beanu adventures once

Toopee toopee

[bold quest]

I remember my young self popping all the 3 letter words like an idiot

[fading nymph]

I miss the fish game lmao

[golden ivy]

Beenue beenue

Tooopeee

Beanue

[frank moth]

the fish game

[bold quest]

@fading nymph the aquarium thingy

[golden ivy]

Why is everyone ignoring my desperate attempts at attention

[frank moth]

the only thing fish reminds me of is the aquarium minigame in pvz lol

[golden ivy]

I don't understand

[frank moth]

feed the fucking zombies with your brains, come on

[fading nymph]

Insaniquarium

[bold quest]

It's this one right?

[frank moth]

what is this

[bold quest]

Except for pc

[golden ivy]

Omg

[frank moth]

what

[golden ivy]

I played that

[fading nymph]

Like that one

[frank moth]

FIGHT ALIENS?

[golden ivy]

But I hacked it

Or atleast my sister did

She was older at the time

[frank moth]

all she did was install an apk

[fading nymph]

Insaniquarium needs to be remade...

[frank moth]

your sister aint smart

jk shes smart

[golden ivy]

Asshole

[frank moth]

u

[fading nymph]

Plants vs zombies 2 got old

[bold quest]

@fading nymph it's on google play i think

[golden ivy]

She was smart

[frank moth]

was

[golden ivy]

Yes

Before she died

[frank moth]

wait what

[bold quest]

Time to bring my takoyaki to the toilet cause i need to shit and im still hungry

[golden ivy]

I need to go to bed now

Good night

[fading nymph]

If she was as smart as bray then theres gonna bee problems

[bold quest]

Who else eats while shitting?

[golden ivy]

Nobody

[frank moth]

no

[fading nymph]

Bender from futurama

[bold quest]

[golden ivy]

Unless you mean eating ur shit

It's a 💩

[fading nymph]

Eatting nachos and pooping at same time

[golden ivy]

Ok I must go

Before I die

[bold quest]

That's recycling bray

[golden ivy]

Yes

^

[fading nymph]

Bray, do your homework

[bold quest]

Bray, do your hand

[frank moth]

reshitting

[fading nymph]

He does that already.

[frank moth]

what else is nostalgic

the scariest maze ever?

[bold quest]

Hotel 626

[golden ivy]

I did my hand already

[bold quest]

Did i get the number right?

[frank moth]

hotel mario

[fading nymph]

Big Bad Bettleborgs

[golden ivy]

642

[tawdry seal]

Hmmm

[frank moth]

this is sparta

[golden ivy]

No this is patrick

[fading nymph]

Bray! Homework!

[bold quest]

Bray, do your feet

[frank moth]

the school with no name

[fading nymph]

You are not allowed to repeat grades.

[golden ivy]

Nah

[frank moth]

if you homework aint done, ya DIE

[golden ivy]

You are

Also it's 12am

So I sleep

[bold quest]

12am is lunch

[fading nymph]

It is 12 am. Youve got two hours before you need sleep

[golden ivy]

No

Heiz wtf

[frank moth]

actually

its 13 am

[bold quest]

It's 12pm before it goes 1am

[golden ivy]

Wait really?

[bold quest]

Or wait no lol

[golden ivy]

I have always got that one confused

[bold quest]

Small oops

[fading nymph]

Anyone else have TMJ?

[golden ivy]

So idfk

[bold quest]

Im not sure anymore

[golden ivy]

@fading nymph

[frank moth]

this is why i use 24 hour format

[golden ivy]

@fading nymph

@fading nymph

[bold quest]

@fading nymph temporomandibular joints?

[golden ivy]

U r smart

Solve this

[fading nymph]

Yes

[bold quest]

Everyone has that

[golden ivy]

Is 12am lunchtime?

Or midnifht

[fading nymph]

I have tmj disorder

[frank moth]

botj

both

he shdhhs

[golden ivy]

@fading nymph

@fading nymph

[fading nymph]

0:00 is 12 am

12 pm is lunch

[golden ivy]

Oh wait I solved it

[frank moth]

24 am is midnight

24 pm is lunch

[golden ivy]

Discord messages say "Today at 12:05 AM"

[fossil stratus]

ok so im gone for 5 mins to change classes, what did i miss

[frank moth]

time

[golden ivy]

No ug

I'm stoop

Id

[bold quest]

We should ditch am and pm

[golden ivy]

Ok I sleep

Love you all

Pm for cofe

[frank moth]

24 hour format best

[bold quest]

Just go for 1:00-24:00

[fading nymph]

We should ditch bray... in a ditch

[golden ivy]

🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 .

Ditch me daddy

[fossil stratus]

Its french format i like it

[golden ivy]

Ok bye

<3

[fossil stratus]

later

[golden ivy]

Sk8ter

[frank moth]

[golden ivy]

Sorry bye

[bold quest]

Snow is the easiest to ditch in a ditch cause she wont be able to reach the top

[frank moth]

perfect moment

what happens if SnowySnow melts? does it become WateryWater?

[fossil stratus]

wat

[golden ivy]

Snow can't melt

[fossil stratus]

maybe

[golden ivy]

Her heart is too cold

[bold quest]

GassyGas

[fossil stratus]

bray can u just go

[golden ivy]

She isn't hot enough to sublimate

[bold quest]

I could melt that cause I'm hot

Compared to you guys

[golden ivy]

Ok bye

[bold quest]

If you live thinking that everyone else is ugly, you would stay happy

[golden ivy]

Not always

I think ur ugly and I'm still depressed

[frank moth]

nice

[bold quest]

You just worship me too much

[frank moth]

im in frontpage of a school website

[golden ivy]

Not the word I would use

[frank moth]

cause i fuckin won

[bold quest]

You won what?

[ashen orbit]

does anyone else just look in the Portuguese channel and just, feel lost?

[fossil stratus]

i passed on tv this weekend

[golden ivy]

He won eternal virginity

[frank moth]

virtinity

no

[bold quest]

Lol

[golden ivy]

Yeah my b

He already had that before

[bold quest]

Im gonna be a sage

[frank moth]

i never knew definition for virgin ever so

[bold quest]

I'll take my virginity to the grave

[frank moth]

if you dont know it, ya aint it

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[bold quest]

That's my goal

[fossil stratus]

lol

[golden ivy]

Losing ur virginity is not pleasent

[bold quest]

I'm still gonna verbally abuse everyone, so it's not that bad

[golden ivy]

No matter what they say

[fading nymph]

Bray lost it to his cat

[bold quest]

Lol

[golden ivy]

No

Ur mum

And afterwards we celebrated by eating ur kids @fading nymph

[frank moth]

what is virgin

[fossil stratus]

I m still keeping my virginity

[frank moth]

ya ate snow?

mate

[golden ivy]

I ate her kids

Not snow

Babysnow

Snowflakes

[fossil stratus]

but i thought about losing it

[golden ivy]

Snowballs

[frank moth]

youre a snowflake now

have fun

[fading nymph]

Bray ate himself

[golden ivy]

Damn I could eat

Anyone wanna order me food

S

Pls

[bold quest]

Porn makes it seem good to lose your virginity, but in reality it isn't

[frank moth]

i will order you unlimited porn

[golden ivy]

It really isn't

[frank moth]

but you will be forever hungry

[golden ivy]

I would tell my story but I'm saving it for a better day

[fossil stratus]

gimmie ur adress

[golden ivy]

3003 McCartney lane, North Vancouver, canada

[fading nymph]

Its only good after your third or forth time

[golden ivy]

1C6 V7H

British columbia

[fossil stratus]

ok lemme order pepperoni pizza here

[golden ivy]

Thanks dad

Pay for it pls

[fading nymph]

BRAY, goto bed.

[golden ivy]

Also switch to chrome

U loser

[bold quest]

Bray, ditch bed

Sleep on the floor

[golden ivy]

I have tried that twice

Not pleasent

[fossil stratus]

might take some timme i have wifi issues

oof my wifi

[golden ivy]

Ok

Well

Hurry

I'm hungry

[ashen orbit]

i mean virginity is just a social construct

[bold quest]

Sleep on the sink

[golden ivy]

That's something a virgin would say

Ngl

[bold quest]

Not what a true virgin would say

[ashen orbit]

i am a virgin and tbh I'm in no rush

[golden ivy]

Don't rush

[ashen orbit]

but cmon, it really is

[bold quest]

Im keeping mine

[golden ivy]

Yeah no duh

Everything is

[bold quest]

If I'm gonna do anything to girls...

It's gonna be verbal abuse

[golden ivy]

If I'm going to do anything to girls...

I'm going to convert them to christianity

[ashen orbit]

so you're a sadist then?

a degrader

[fading nymph]

Bray is getting a reach around from his grandmother

[bold quest]

Partially

[ashen orbit]

ooo fun

just find a good degradee then

[golden ivy]

Ok I need to slept

But I'm too hypppooppppppper

And kinda paranoid

But that's unrelated

[bold quest]

Though I just wanna be alone in the end, It's like I'm satisfied if in the end I'm alone and everyone else is together with their wife/husband but I'm alone and nobody notices me or my situation

[fading nymph]

Youre wating for a lizza

[golden ivy]

Yes

Lizza

The pepperoni girl

[fossil stratus]

what pizza do u want

[golden ivy]

Peoeroni

[bold quest]

No bread pizza

[golden ivy]

Peperoni

Pls

[bold quest]

Send him vegan

[fossil stratus]

k

[fading nymph]

Bray is getting a bag of dicks.

[golden ivy]

Why's your windows upside down

[bold quest]

Bray is a bag of dicks

[golden ivy]

What kind of sick human are you

[bold quest]

Who you?

[fading nymph]

https://dicksbymail.com/products/bag-of-dicks?variant=39391283533&currency=USD&gclid=Cj0KCQiApt_xBRDxARIsAAMUMu-8ArH5oTa9l509qmRhE3TbKYY5VSQ1ADWNq6HMvATkkJGs_jNiSmAaAr0mEALw_wcB

[bold quest]

Lol very nice

Great gift for the holidays

[golden ivy]

Snow wishes she got to see a dick

[bold quest]

Snow wishes she had a dick

[golden ivy]

Same tho

[fading nymph]

Yeah cause having a kid means ive never seen one ever night.

[bold quest]

Bray wishes for dick

[golden ivy]

Ew

I'm ur kid tho

So wtf snow

[fossil stratus]

Oof

2h30 delivery

[golden ivy]

That's fine

[fading nymph]

Yeah, and I sleep nekkid

[golden ivy]

Ok I need sleep

Nekkid

[fossil stratus]

ok

[golden ivy]

Also that is a fake adress

[bold quest]

@fossil stratus pls tell me u sent him vegan

[golden ivy]

I'm not ever going to give u fucks my adress lmao

[fading nymph]

Yeah. He wrote boob as the number.

[golden ivy]

Luv u but nah

3003 is in my adress

I just changed the street and postal code

[fading nymph]

Someone has said his address before.

Not gonna say who. Lmao

How paranoid are you now, bray? Lmao

[golden ivy]

Mine?

Now I'm paranoid

[fossil stratus]

ok sent

[fading nymph]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

Ok well I need slee

P

Like alot

I get 6.5 hours now

Yyay

[fossil stratus]

Oof gl waiting

[fading nymph]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

Oh nvm 6 hours

[fossil stratus]

🍕 heres pizza waiting for the actual one

[fading nymph]

I dont know if troll or real.

[golden ivy]

Ok gn

Bye

Ok bye

[fossil stratus]

now excuse me but imma continue following classes

[fading nymph]

Boop

Anyone google that address he sent?

Lol

[chilly prawn]

Another day another day without 4.1 😦

[errant forge]

I like this treat

[vital heart]

ok

[old tusk]

Holy s**t in our school someone just jumped out of a window in first floor and got taken by a helicopter!

[vital heart]

radical

last year in a school next to mine some gamer girl hanged herself in gym cuz she failed physics

[old tusk]

Apparently she has been in psychiatry 2 times already!

[vital heart]

pretty fucking bad ngl

[old tusk]

Yes

[golden ivy]

Gg

[blazing flicker]

Why does the ask questions tab seem to be gone for me?

[woven apex]

Press the little arrow next to the "discussions!" Tab

[blazing flicker]

Ah, thanks

[livid lava]

physics ? oh god

[fading nymph]

Kvetos pfp looks like a pair of balls

[livid lava]

that is butt detective

[fading nymph]

Assy Mcgee?

[livid lava]

no, butt detective is japanese anime for kids

and it has even books

well first it was manga then anime

[fading nymph]

... those poor kids

[livid lava]

it is fun haha, look it up

[fading nymph]

Time to lock all kids in cyrogenic freezers

[tawdry seal]

Butt detective

Lul

[golden ivy]

Snow

My girl finally opened up to me (at least a little) about her friend's death

There's plenty more but she's gonna be telling me in person tomorrow and probably the day after

Anyways thanks for listening to my tedtalk imma have a shower

[fossil stratus]

hm.

I know i told my friends right away that both my grandfathers died during 2018 summer holidays

they died from cancer

[golden ivy]

This happened before we met

And she's put off telling me for a few months now

why does she have to tell you in the first place?

She didn't

Her choice entirely

[livid lava]

bang her after that, she will be more willing

[golden ivy]

Ok and no

[bold quest]

Would understand if it's her best friend or a close friend

But the death of just a friend shouldn't affect people

[golden ivy]

It was her best friend at the time

[bold quest]

Oh ok

[golden ivy]

And I've had my own experiences with death myself.

[void spade]

ah my favorite early morning topic

[golden ivy]

It was 2015, I had a close and somewhat large group of friends

The first friend was murdered

[tall sonnet]

👀

[golden ivy]

Then, they all started dropping like flies

Suicides, accidents, cancer

The second next significant death was in 2016

This kid died in my fuckin arms

[void spade]

you've told us about that last one

[golden ivy]

I have yeah

I'm the only survivor out of my friends

[livid lava]

same static

haha

[bold quest]

Meat has plot armor

[livid lava]

meats life is like some psycho drama film

[golden ivy]

Smh I just thought it'd be my turn soon

I still do

[bold quest]

Wish you could pass that turn to me

[golden ivy]

Do you really want to die a horrible death?

[void spade]

yes

[bold quest]

I want to go to rest

[livid lava]

horrible death ? no

[golden ivy]

Some days, I want to leave this miserable, dying world

[livid lava]

there is 2 options, suicide bag or hospital because of my way I live

[golden ivy]

But I have a purpose here now

[void spade]

don't say some cheesy shit meat

[livid lava]

well those are just hormones now

[golden ivy]

Fuck it

I'm gonna be serious

[void spade]

he's gonna say some cheesy shit

[bold quest]

Meat should still be hormonal so it's understandable if he's cheesy

[livid lava]

like it can be more, but hormonal unstability is natural at ur age

[bold quest]

Hormonal teens

[golden ivy]

I don't want to die because I don't want my girl to have to lose another person

[livid lava]

I have test about those stuff tomorrow haha

[golden ivy]

Gj kvetko

[livid lava]

Developmental Psychology

piece of garbage

[bold quest]

trouble happens at school
Me: Fucking hormonal teenagers did it again

[livid lava]

most of the times this is true btw

[golden ivy]

Heinz, all my memories from 10 onwards are of one death or another

[livid lava]

not gonna say, that teens does not have problems and It could be something worse... but

[void spade]

yea heiz

[bold quest]

It's Heiz, not heinz

[golden ivy]

And yes I'm calling you fuckin heinz

[livid lava]

beans

[golden ivy]

Because autocorrect

[livid lava]

with bacon flavour

[bold quest]

Autocorrect doesn't recognize old german

[golden ivy]

Anyways tldr my life has been a shitshow thanks y'all for comin

[livid lava]

it is gonna be more shitshow when u graduate

[void spade]

^^^^

[foggy thorn]

my life has too been a shitshow but you don't see me complaining

[livid lava]

oh boi trust me

[void spade]

I miss high school just because of how much simpler everything was

[livid lava]

yes

[bold quest]

College then adult life

[distant siren]

oscilloscope music

[bold quest]

F

[livid lava]

college is shitshow too

[foggy thorn]

just don't age

stay in highschool

[livid lava]

apart from mroe free time and drinking

[foggy thorn]

mostly drinking

[void spade]

It's like everything is shittier but I also have to pay for everything myself now

[bold quest]

Drinking water to pass hunger

[golden ivy]

For me, surviving until the end of the week is a major achievement

Don't even get started about the future

[livid lava]

it was same haha in highschool

[bold quest]

Saturday is a big reward for me

[foggy thorn]

ah yes the futurr

[livid lava]

f u t u r e

[golden ivy]

Fuck you kuaka

[void spade]

Yeah fuck him 😩

[foggy thorn]

fuck you too <3

[bold quest]

Threesome

[foggy thorn]

😳

invite his partner and we got 4

[golden ivy]

Alright y'all getting ridiculous

[livid lava]

jail time

[foggy thorn]

no

[distant siren]

im in 7th grade and my grades are already going to hell

[golden ivy]

No chance I'm fuckin anyone

[foggy thorn]

7th grade wtf

[livid lava]

grades does not matter

[bold quest]

You guys are pedos for wanting meat

[distant siren]

i dont want to know what highschool will be like

am i in highschool even

[foggy thorn]

meat how old are you

[distant siren]

i dont know anymore

[livid lava]

I am young to be called pedo for wanting his gf

[foggy thorn]

highschool is 9th

[distant siren]

well im in germany

[golden ivy]

Mark in Australia high school starts at year 7

[distant siren]

no idea how that works

[foggy thorn]

idk either

[void spade]

in america high school starts at 9th

[livid lava]

but murica system is shit

like

[golden ivy]

Yes

[distant siren]

9th grade

[foggy thorn]

agree

[distant siren]

is highschool

[livid lava]

just check the chart of murica school system

[foggy thorn]

meat how old are you

[livid lava]

murica fck yeah

[void spade]

I'm probably the only person in existence that benefitted from the public education system

wtf is that Kvetko

[foggy thorn]

probably

[bold quest]

Highschool starts at 12, tf are you guys talking about

[void spade]

heiz stfu

[golden ivy]

My teachers at the last year of primary school (middle school for you muricans) loaded me up with homework to get us used to high school

[distant siren]

highschool

more like

lowschool

[void spade]

high school

more like getting high before you go to school

[distant siren]

yeah

totally

[livid lava]

and this is czech... simpler

[void spade]

Kvetko your chart is not how america schools work

the first one

[livid lava]

it is old maybe ya

[foggy thorn]

^

[distant siren]

imagine going to school when youre 21 years old

this post was made by the dropout gang

[livid lava]

I can not find the murican one, because those are just for EU mostly

[void spade]

1-5 - Elementary
6 - 8 - Middle
9 - 12 - High

[distant siren]

has anyone here dropped out ever?

[bold quest]

Why is the educational course at my area is more linear

[void spade]

my brother dropped out

[livid lava]

wtf ur going to school till 26 mostly

[distant siren]

but like

[foggy thorn]

dropout

[distant siren]

youre not allowed to drop out in germany so

[livid lava]

oh

wtf

[distant siren]

guess im fucked

[foggy thorn]

yes you are

[distant siren]

what

[foggy thorn]

just don't go to school

easy?

[bold quest]

Anyone watch dropout

[livid lava]

like u can drop out 2x in primary + secondary

[distant siren]

sure but thats like

[foggy thorn]

how do you dropout of primary

[livid lava]

and then highschool it is same

[distant siren]

i ger perks but i also get downsides

[golden ivy]

Also I was planning on going to the library before school but I'm not sure it opens until next week

[foggy thorn]

meat

[livid lava]

well.... minorities, gypsies, kids with alcoholic or drug parents.. etc

[foggy thorn]

how old are u

[livid lava]

he is like 15

[golden ivy]

Since you're not supposed to be on campus until school starts

[foggy thorn]

bro meat

[bold quest]

And alcoholic kids with parents

[foggy thorn]

how fucking old are you

[golden ivy]

I dunno what I'm gonna do if it's closed because you're not allowed to leave

[foggy thorn]

ok buddy

I give up

[livid lava]

fck u heinz

[golden ivy]

Kuaka

[void spade]

he's 14-16

[livid lava]

I did not drop out

never

well... not that I am in uni

maybe

[solemn estuary]

Hey

[foggy thorn]

hey

[livid lava]

hey

[bold quest]

Imagine not being able to go out of school at lunch

[golden ivy]

Everyone thinks I'm like 14 and so you can think that too

[foggy thorn]

ok so you're 14

[solemn estuary]

How's it going

[livid lava]

wtf u can not

[golden ivy]

Good

[livid lava]

haha

[golden ivy]

Ish

[livid lava]

like where is the freedom

[golden ivy]

I should be asleep

[foggy thorn]

it's 7am

[livid lava]

it is 13:42

[bold quest]

Just sleep forever

[golden ivy]

It's 10:42 pm

[solemn estuary]

Is it your bedtime meat

[livid lava]

oh kangaroo country

[foggy thorn]

lol you sleep early

[golden ivy]

It's past it actually

[foggy thorn]

you have to go to sleep by 2

[golden ivy]

I'm supposed to be asleep by 9:30

[solemn estuary]

For school?

[bold quest]

I'm 2hrs behind meat

[distant siren]

poor manchild

[livid lava]

then he is like 12

[solemn estuary]

^

[golden ivy]

I set that for myself

[livid lava]

I was doing the same thing, in my first year of highschool

after first year it was like 1 am, 2 am... 3 am.. sometimes midnight

[void spade]

^

[golden ivy]

My parents are just like as long as you're asleep before 7 am

[void spade]

sometimes I would pull all-nighters

[livid lava]

yes

like.. that was worse

[bold quest]

Or all-day sleeping

[golden ivy]

Btw I'm in my 3rd year of highschool

[livid lava]

when u had like 8-18 school

[solemn estuary]

Young meat

[void spade]

Junior