off-topic-chat

[golden ivy]

i give up

Yeah

Good

[echo spade]

Interesting fact for the day is: if you die your dead

[golden ivy]

next time im in the US i will just pickup a free monitor

[outer spear]

people die when they are killed

[golden ivy]

cheap*

Unsettling fact of the day

idk why i said free

[serene steeple]

@echo spade but doesn’t that risk.... killing you?

[golden ivy]

no meat

[burnt pecan]

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[golden ivy]

WHAT

FUCK

Lmao what

wait actually?

[burnt pecan]

only in africa

yep

[golden ivy]

GDHilDF

Oh

christ

but i thought 100 seconds was a minute

[echo spade]

The floor in my house is made of floor

[golden ivy]

everytime someone dies, a person is dead

sad fact

gotta be true tho

i read it on reddi

t

[burnt pecan]

everytime you breathe, you live longer

[echo spade]

Justin Bieber used to be a baby

[serene steeple]

Hey everyone, send me luck please! Trying to get little lava to threaten me and it’s so frustrating D:

[burnt pecan]

luck

there

[golden ivy]

breathing is basically temperary life longerater

longerates life

[serene steeple]

Thanks Mag

[golden ivy]

you're welcome

[burnt pecan]

I turned my heart beating into a controlled process for myself

meaning I can stop my heart beat at anytime i want

[golden ivy]

ok im feeling piraty today

argh

[echo spade]

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed

[burnt pecan]

I have never pirated anything in my life

fun fact ^

[golden ivy]

i have a whole file for pirated shit

[burnt pecan]

lol

[sacred hinge]

does anyone know what the new update while be about?

[golden ivy]

lmao

[sacred hinge]

^surly correct English

[golden ivy]

its inside my

yes i am a child

[echo spade]

Bird

[serene steeple]

YES! FINALLY GOT THREATENED BY LITTLE LAVA!

[burnt pecan]

gg

[golden ivy]

yes gg

[burnt pecan]

now get hoops pet

[serene steeple]

Honestly, I’m sure that will be less frustrating

(Still frustrating though)

[golden ivy]

Nice

[burnt pecan]

nicer

spam

banned

[golden ivy]

is binding of isaac good?

[burnt pecan]

idk, from what ive seen yea

[burnt pecan]

another classic game ive never played

been thinking about buying it tho

[golden ivy]

imagine buying a game

[burnt pecan]

k bud

listen here

pirates arent cool

[golden ivy]

eh

[golden ivy]

true

but also

see look

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[golden ivy]

vad is cool

and hes a pirate

[burnt pecan]

vad is epic

[golden ivy]

and hes a pirate

so it works

[burnt pecan]

but he doesnt only pirate

[tame sparrow]

If pirating games is cool, consider me Miles Davis

[golden ivy]

the jazz trumpeter?

[tame sparrow]

https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ

[golden ivy]

its been too long since ive seen that movie

LMAO

how do i not remember this part

somebody help me name my pc

name it your first name duh

no thats boring

i need fun

like

"Bray's (descriptive word) (synonym for computer)"

bray's peed pants

[tame sparrow]

I named mine Patton. The router is named Rommel

[golden ivy]

Bray's Advanced Number Cruncher

is this some reference i'm too millennial to understand?

bray's personal thinking machine

ok i got it

[tame sparrow]

Did they not teach you history in school?

[void spade]

They didn't teach me that history

[golden ivy]

too big fuck

[tame sparrow]

Patton and Rommel were famous generals

[golden ivy]

never heard of em

did you guys learn about the war of 1812

i did because im canadian

but liek it makes sense if you didnt

why does any war matter when the emu war exists

True

[tame sparrow]

Rommel commanded the 7th Panzer Division in WW2 and Patton was like, one of the most famous generals from all of human history

[golden ivy]

Do you know Tecumseh?

alexander the great, hitchcock, sun tzu are the only ones i know of

[tame sparrow]

christ

[golden ivy]

i did it

be proud

[near wharf]

can i have a meme you see on youtube

where they do the folders like

"songs"

"___ band albums"

[tame sparrow]

should have named it something shorter, its not a FQDN for chissakes

[near wharf]

"bad songs"

--- this folder is empty

except it says

"lava flame 2 games"

"idle skilling

"bugs"

---- this folder is empty

[golden ivy]

i appriciate the funni maymay

[winged sigil]

I think #_ would say otherwise

[kind rover]

I sent my save to the professional code investigators. I've overflowed way more than I knew

[near wharf]

PCI

[golden ivy]

FBI

AVG

NSA

CIA

[kind rover]

No strings attached 😏

[tame sparrow]

I've lost the thread of conversation

[golden ivy]

yeah idfk

most of what i say is me trying to get senpai lava to notice me

[tame sparrow]

the easiest way to get lava to notice you is to buy a ton of gems

[golden ivy]

i have bought 100$ worth

[tame sparrow]

Also lava don't you have 2 other games published

[golden ivy]

chicken oddysey

idk if idle awards still exists

[tame sparrow]

so the meme was WRONG

[golden ivy]

oh it does

[tame sparrow]

HELLO

[golden ivy]

https://www.kongregate.com/games/lavaflame2/idle-awards-2

[lament prairie]

📂Lavaflame2 Games
└📁Idle Skilling
└📁Bugs
└⚠️ This folder is empty

[golden ivy]

ok

ok im bored again

[tame sparrow]

You need to do some SEO lava, chicken odyssey is like, 4 or 5 results down on google

[golden ivy]

Enter The Gungeon, Stardew, Slime Rancher, Undermine, Dungreed, Terraria, NGU, Soda dungeon, Grim Clicker, Minecraft, Forager

choose

[winged sigil]

why not just use random.org

or something

[golden ivy]

true

lmao

[foggy thorn]

where the fuck is binding of Isaac and nuclear throne @golden ivy

[golden ivy]

binding of isaac on igg wasnt working

the links broke

[foggy thorn]

then try somewhere else

[golden ivy]

and nuclear throne i forgot about

igg was the only place with afterbirth

[foggy thorn]

:/

maybe just buy it

[golden ivy]

nah

im done with pirating for now

also i have no cash

[tame sparrow]

pirating from DDL sites is super sketchy anyway. Better to do it the right way

[golden ivy]

yes indeed

i do take precautionary measures

but pushing my luck is bad

[tame sparrow]

https://youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4

[golden ivy]

why do u constantly link random stuff tho

[west stream]

i'm at 10QQ 8*, funny thing is depending on how you see it i'm 1% to 9* or 99% to 9*

[tame sparrow]

For people to enjoy. they're not random, its music I'm listening to right now

[golden ivy]

its creepy

[tame sparrow]

fuck you

[golden ivy]

in a good way

but it is

[tame sparrow]

Felix Colgrave is an animation GOD

[golden ivy]

yeah its cool

[tame sparrow]

check out the other stuff on his channel while you're there

[golden ivy]

oki

doki

double king

🔥

ok

YES

[vale flicker]

Dubloon trinkets give so much cash tho whats the point of the pilfering upgrades

[golden ivy]

IT WORKED

IT WORKED

YES

[vale flicker]

👀

[golden ivy]

my mobile stardew is on pc and updated to 1.4.3 !!!

:))))

it workeeeeed

YAYAYAYY

[void spade]

@vale flicker what are the pilfering upgrades

[golden ivy]

nope it didnt work

[vale flicker]

Top right corner, hands with coins

[golden ivy]

everytime i click it the game restarts

fuck me

ohhh because the devs put in a file stopping 1.4.3 from wroking

ok i fix

nope it didnt fix

[winged sigil]

boirb, they are multiplicative

[vale flicker]

Wait so you tellin me I could be multiplying my cash if I upgrade the other one

And it doesn't just stack

👀

[winged sigil]

yes

[golden ivy]

ok i fix

[vale flicker]

Huh

[golden ivy]

no i didnt fix

[winged sigil]

same for the hourglass ones once you get the potion

[tame sparrow]

are you trying to run stardew in bluestacks bray

[golden ivy]

no

transfering mobile to pc

[vale flicker]

Does that stack on the card%?

[winged sigil]

no

[vale flicker]

wrong channel I just realized but entertain me

Shame

But what it does do is make my botany speed levels impossibly high

I can't even max out the first one holy shit

[vale flicker]

[golden ivy]

i got the save on pc

but it wont load

[tame sparrow]

okay bray, are the game version numbers identical?

[golden ivy]

the versions are cross compatible

[vale flicker]

Honestly though, going from 6 asylum keys per gain to 30 fells litty af

[tame sparrow]

thats not what i fuckin aksed

[vale flicker]

That card% pot

[golden ivy]

if i put a 1.3 in its supposed to convert to 1.4.3

[vale flicker]

[golden ivy]

no vad

they arent

[tame sparrow]

if mobile is only on v1.3 then install pc ver 1.3 and move the save. Steam should still have the old version, just locate the ID for it and do a manual install

that way there's no variation and you remove 1 layer of troubleshooting

[golden ivy]

yeah well uh

i didnt use steam if u know what i mean

[vale flicker]

28 mins till 15/30 keys les get it

[golden ivy]

ohhh

i see an issue

[tame sparrow]

stardew valley is drm free so just go download an older ver

[golden ivy]

ik

the file name was incorrect

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[golden ivy]

so ima try again

[burnt pecan]

gg

bruh my arm feels like fucking jello

[golden ivy]

POGU

[west stream]

yall really left it for an hour lol

[burnt pecan]

lmao

[golden ivy]

omg i want to cry

it worked

[burnt pecan]

no one wants it

[golden ivy]

i havent opened this save in like a year

[burnt pecan]

bitch, i beat expert+ outer atmosphere on beat saber

and i feel like commiting not alive

[tame sparrow]

Commit honorable sudoku

[west stream]

*insert ultra instinct theme here*

[burnt pecan]

I iwll

fuck

i cant type

my fingers are numb

[golden ivy]

ur boi got his farm bacc

[burnt pecan]

gg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twxkKfiaCVM

[golden ivy]

and it crashed

[tame sparrow]

your horse stall is in the wrong place

[golden ivy]

it is?

how?

[tame sparrow]

it belongs next to the house

thats why the roofs match up

[golden ivy]

what

its the most efficient place for it

also i think my save is broke

😦

game crashed when i went into town

oh nvm

[tame sparrow]

what is it this time

[golden ivy]

nothing

it works

[burnt pecan]

bray is just a bad pirate

[void spade]

^

[golden ivy]

i am?

[burnt pecan]

yes

[golden ivy]

this litterally has nothing to do with pirating

i was transfering a save

dumbfuck

[burnt pecan]

well

still

bad pirate

[tame sparrow]

rude

you should be more polite to your elders bray

[burnt pecan]

^

[golden ivy]

sorry i got mad at you mag

[burnt pecan]

its k

[golden ivy]

im just a bit pissed off at some stuff

[burnt pecan]

i cant be mad back cause im currently dying

[golden ivy]

and like my coffeee is cold

[tame sparrow]

the right way to get back at them

[burnt pecan]

ew cold coffee

[tame sparrow]

is to tell your school they touched your pp

[golden ivy]

ok

[tame sparrow]

nut I thought you were going to do better from now on

[burnt pecan]

like fr tho, if a child were smart, they could like lie on the supermarket floor naked, and yell at someone walking by "HE TOUCHED ME!"

that guy is fucked

[golden ivy]

now that im on pc i can edit my save

and change my name

i picked the name "MrMoneyBaggs"

on "CashMoneyyFarm"

[burnt pecan]

y tho

lol

[golden ivy]

because it was my cashmoney farm

[burnt pecan]

thats not very cash money of you

[tame sparrow]

I like to let my ice cream melt a little so I can squish it around till its nice and soft

[burnt pecan]

how often are you meant to rebirth on NGU? I just started

and it feels like im rbing way too often

[tame sparrow]

really often

[burnt pecan]

k

im on like my 8th today

8

lol

[tame sparrow]

Try to get your number as high as possible before you do, but if progress on increasing your number takes more than you're comfy with then rb right away because you'll get back to where you were a lot faster

[golden ivy]

ok i renamed all the files to brayden

lets see

[burnt pecan]

not good clever name smh

[golden ivy]

nope didnt work

[burnt pecan]

but yea, im currently on mega-rat

boss 24

[tame sparrow]

is blood magic unlocked by then?

[burnt pecan]

pretty sure no

I dont see any magic shit

[tame sparrow]

its the purple button

[burnt pecan]

yea no purple button yet

[tame sparrow]

ah, okay

[burnt pecan]

on that main tab in the middle?

[golden ivy]

welp now what

i need to play games

[tame sparrow]

Its way easier to get a high number early game by running blood magic overnight

[burnt pecan]

play cs with me bray

[tame sparrow]

I thought you were gonna play stardew bray

[golden ivy]

nah

[burnt pecan]

is it better to invest in energy or adventure stats early game? Ive been doing a bit of both

[golden ivy]

just transfering save

[burnt pecan]

lol

[golden ivy]

ok so now what

[burnt pecan]

XP stats

[golden ivy]

i guess slime rancher time

or maybe forager

or undermine

or gungeon

[tame sparrow]

Always energy until you have maxed your first 3 sets of gear

[golden ivy]

or minecraft

[burnt pecan]

have u beat forager?

[golden ivy]

nah

[burnt pecan]

beat it

[golden ivy]

there is only 1 thing i can beat

😉

[burnt pecan]

my meat minecraft

[golden ivy]

yes

minecraft

[tame sparrow]

he's added a lot more shit to do since I beat forager. But he also nerfed a bunch of shit that I used on my first playthrough lmao

[golden ivy]

i gotta beat grim clicker

good game

[burnt pecan]

like lighthouses

those were much more op

[golden ivy]

ok so like i hate forager

its stressful

[burnt pecan]

lmao

how

apart from void dim

[golden ivy]

it is to me

[tame sparrow]

what's stressful about forager? Its so casual

[golden ivy]

how

how

[burnt pecan]

void dim is stress af

besides that its a chill game

[golden ivy]

ok

[tame sparrow]

You just walk around and whack things with your pick

[golden ivy]

i found some of it stressful

like near the beggining

[burnt pecan]

how tf

[golden ivy]

inventory management got stressful and keeping all the slimes at bay

but that was a quick fix

[burnt pecan]

just use ballistas

[tame sparrow]

and then you pull out your ultra-mega-turbo shovel and dig up the entire map in one hit

[burnt pecan]

and vaults

[golden ivy]

yes

thanks

i had no clue

[burnt pecan]

then get mining rods to remove all the shit

ez

[tame sparrow]

the progression towards your first 2 vaults is a pain in the ass tho. After that its not so bad

[golden ivy]

who here plays subnautica?

[burnt pecan]

i did

completely

and sub zero

[tame sparrow]

I played subnautica on creative mode, I'm not about to risk my life on a big ol fish

[burnt pecan]

that game cured my fear of deep water

[hushed gull]

Since we're doing games, i need a good ps4 game to play. In that same foragey buildy style

[golden ivy]

if im pirating it its kinda big

[burnt pecan]

instead of fearing whats down there, I just accept my fate as fish food

[tame sparrow]

Unreal Tournament

[golden ivy]

might just buy it

jk

thats gae

[burnt pecan]

minecraft

factorio

[golden ivy]

yes

you reminded

me

[burnt pecan]

RoR2

[golden ivy]

i was going to get factorio

fuck i want a second monitor so bad

[burnt pecan]

I made poor life choices and spent $8 on... a game

[tame sparrow]

I had a hard time getting in to factorio, because my buddy always wanted me to play with him and he's like an expert at it so 5 minutes after first spawn im completely lost. I need to do a solo playthrough I think

[golden ivy]

i find discord very entertaining while playing games but cant be a part of it

because im playing games

Tall S.Muffin

[burnt pecan]

no he on now

[golden ivy]

legendary name

[burnt pecan]

he heard u sela

smh

[golden ivy]

ok

holy fuck is he watching chat

thats creepy

[burnt pecan]

stop nut

[golden ivy]

lava if u see this message i will give you 10$

[burnt pecan]

lava if ur here mute nut

[golden ivy]

stfu

lava if ur here give me back roles

[burnt pecan]

no

[golden ivy]

nut

no bray

bye

above is bye

wtf hack

holy fuck above was bye

wtf

wtf+

[burnt pecan]

wtf x2

[tame sparrow]

bray is secretly a 30 year old virgin, he finally got his wizard powers

[golden ivy]

yeah my phone is infected

with malware

or somethingh

[tame sparrow]

how even the FUCK do you get malware on an android in this day and age

[golden ivy]

i keep getting My Phone notifications about downloads being succesful

ok

[foggy thorn]

wait you can get malware on an Android?

[burnt pecan]

lol

[golden ivy]

i dont know

[tame sparrow]

apparently

[golden ivy]

above is bye

[burnt pecan]

apparently

[foggy thorn]

how the fuck

[golden ivy]

see im confse

maybe it something else

bray u just bad

lemme just factory reset

[tame sparrow]

like, you have to TRY to get infected

[golden ivy]

stop downloading child porn

above is mute pls

kuaka mute him

pls

[bold quest]

Go for bestiality instead

[golden ivy]

yes mute vad 😎

yeah nut stop

spam

kuaka spam

isnt spam

spam ^

kuaka help

[burnt pecan]

yes it is

stop

[golden ivy]

^ spam

ok stop

bro

2 messages = spam

dont make me ping the mod team

bro

chill

[burnt pecan]

no its not

[golden ivy]

bray is spam

[bold quest]

Bray do it or no balls

[golden ivy]

NUT

smh mute

chill out

above is bye

above is nut

wjho is bad

and spammer

[bold quest]

Nice

[golden ivy]

wish

[tame sparrow]

https://youtu.be/rQg2qngyIZM

[burnt pecan]

no he just likes to watch 👀

[golden ivy]

no

time to factory reset my phone

[burnt pecan]

F

[golden ivy]

Here's a picture of my good friend Jordan while we wait

Jordon is a cat

oh wait fuck i cant reset my phone

idle skilling

[burnt pecan]

lol

just use helium

[golden ivy]

i do helium every night

huffing helium is fun

[burnt pecan]

helps me sleep

what about the other one

that ones more fun imo

[golden ivy]

the one that makes ur voice deep>

?

[burnt pecan]

sulfur hexaflouride

[golden ivy]

Sulfur Hexafluoride!

fuck u beat me

[burnt pecan]

yes

[golden ivy]

no.

[burnt pecan]

stfu

[golden ivy]

stfu

above is bye

[burnt pecan]

nut is gay

wombo combo

[foggy thorn]

what

[golden ivy]

magnum we can ez get him to delete messages

above is gay
oh yeah i agree
below is gay

[burnt pecan]

above is lie

[golden ivy]

above is true

above is lie

[burnt pecan]

2 above is lie

[golden ivy]

yes

NO

nut above is gay

yeah mag gay

[burnt pecan]

no

u r

[golden ivy]

i wont nut above

kuaka

kuaka

can u mute him

[burnt pecan]

mute nut pl

s

[golden ivy]

you scared of pinging kuaka?

@foggy thorn

[foggy thorn]

I'm here

[burnt pecan]

@foggy thorn

[golden ivy]

hi here

im nut

[burnt pecan]

mute nut

[golden ivy]

mute nut

pls

no

[foggy thorn]

why

[burnt pecan]

hes being gay

[golden ivy]

because they gay

because he spamms

all the time

actually yeah if u mute me

take bray and mag too

no

yeah

we dont spam

you do

you spam

above is lie

you spam 'mute nut'

above is mute pls

[burnt pecan]

we all spam, but nut is worse

[golden ivy]

also he is bad

[burnt pecan]

me and bray barely spam

[tame sparrow]

I don't spam

[burnt pecan]

^

[golden ivy]

^

i never ate spam

yes you did

how does it taste bray

i wouldnt know

but u would

becayse thats all u eat

spam man

yeah i never ate it you 2 iq

you 2 iq ABOVE IS GAY

[burnt pecan]

okay everyone just stfu

[golden ivy]

everyone includes you

or you're noone

[burnt pecan]

okay

[golden ivy]

okay

ok

above is sleep

no lol

yes lol also above is bad

its way past your bedtime bray

you should be the one to sleep

no you

i have none

no you

you 5 year olds all have a bedtime

no you

no you pt 2

ok

bad

ok

No

yeah

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

poor dog

Dumbest*

if you go by that logic, i dont like dogs at all

i have almost killed one before

because it attacked my cat

Asshole

fuck dogs

they are the real assholes

[burnt pecan]

dogs r awesome

ur just a troubled child

[golden ivy]

the dog is lucky it ran away

[ashen orbit]

now let's all say how many patchi balls we have alright?

[burnt pecan]

1.8k

[golden ivy]

100k

[ashen orbit]

lol nice

[golden ivy]

3.7M

[tame sparrow]

0

[burnt pecan]

i have 69 gems ez

funni number

[ashen orbit]

bray, cmon, how many do you actually have?

[golden ivy]

he has 100.1k

[ashen orbit]

nuts you too

[golden ivy]

3.702M

100k

Lmao

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

I'm not kidding

[ashen orbit]

huh nice

[burnt pecan]

send SS

[golden ivy]

pc is better than mobile

[ashen orbit]

lel

[golden ivy]

😎

you cant even dream of getting 3.7M balls

[ashen orbit]

it has way more glitches sure lol

[burnt pecan]

I can

[ashen orbit]

i can, that's the fun of it lel

[burnt pecan]

its called time skipping

[ashen orbit]

lel

[golden ivy]

game is dead by the time mobile players get 3.7M

[ashen orbit]

mag you a fellow TS?

[burnt pecan]

yea, well have fun with ur other bugs

lmao

[golden ivy]

i dont even play anymore

[ashen orbit]

i mean, i can get around 10k every 8 hours or so, sooo lol

rip

and nice Mag

[golden ivy]

no

Ong

My PC was hot

Like burning

ok

Nut

How is ur day?

ok

That's good

its night

Oh yes sorry

kuaka muted u

and now ur nice

Wdym?

I'm always nice

nah

Yah

Ok my PC is cooled

Time to play game

stop going to random porn sites

and getting it infected with big virus

its not ok

Says you

[hushed gull]

Big viruses infecting computers is his fetish

[golden ivy]

i dont use any other site

[hushed gull]

It's this years mindbreak

[golden ivy]

he even got a samsung phone infected with viruses

No I don't

[hushed gull]

Now that's impressive

[golden ivy]

No I don't

[hushed gull]

I only see that from the geriatrics usually

[golden ivy]

hahaha bray dont avoid it now

Show me where I said I had an infected samsung

Show me the message where I said that

he probably really really tried to get it infected

you probably deleted it now

u said u got notifications

I don't have a Samsung

that random downloads were done

So how would it be infected

your phone

Exactly

I thought it was

Idk now

it is

Random shit was downloading so idk

Probs not

[golden ivy]

But idk

how hot is your phone

Did I say samsung

[hushed gull]

"yeah my phone is infected"

[golden ivy]

I said that

okay then you got your phone infected

But I never said samsung

That's all I'm saying

the difficulties of having an iphone man

[hushed gull]

Apple would be even more impressive

[tame sparrow]

Remember Moltar?

[golden ivy]

NO

FUCK

[quick ginkgo]

No

[golden ivy]

slime rancher crasged

hno

onnsfjgakpjf

[quick ginkgo]

Im doing 2k blue dmg finally

Who's proud of me

[tame sparrow]

bray fix your shit dude damn. never had so many crashes in my entire life all put together

Good job moshi

[golden ivy]

It's google chrome

Ram whore

Cpu whore

[wispy dagger]

vad transforms into Valdtar

[tame sparrow]

Idk why I even give you advice when you don't listen

[wispy dagger]

nice job Moshi

Vad its easy to tell someone to do something vs actually getting them to do it

you dont push your horse into the water and expect it to swim

[tame sparrow]

Thats exactly how you teach a horse to swim tho?

[wispy dagger]

see

[golden ivy]

Ok yeah the crashing is fixed

[wispy dagger]

push bray into the water

[golden ivy]

Kinda my fault

Slime rancher is intensive with all its rendering of jelly movement

And I had all settings on max

[tame sparrow]

.>

[wispy dagger]

you're not using your brain bray

if you cant run a game at max settings then dont

[golden ivy]

No fuck

My messages clearly indicated that o turned them down

[wispy dagger]

you just said you put them to max

[tame sparrow]

I sentence you to ten thousand days of crashing and bluescreens

[golden ivy]

I said that the errors were caused by high settings

And I said I fixed the errors

Simple math

[hushed gull]

You said fixed and then said "i have all settings max" aka present tense

As in you still had them Max after fixing the crash

Simple grammar

[golden ivy]

I said had

I had all settings on max

[hushed gull]

Nice edit

[golden ivy]

Hehe

[tame sparrow]

The bullet on the left is officially known as the .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer

[golden ivy]

K

[tame sparrow]

Go crash your computer some more you syrup swilling moose jockey

[foggy thorn]

hmm

[tame sparrow]

At least I COULD, you sad little nogunz

[autumn copper]

Tied game

[golden ivy]

i guess its ok if u get shot

you have free healthcare

oh wait

<o/<o/<o/<o/<o/<o/<o/<o/

[tame sparrow]

I'm gonna free my healthcare all over your back tonight

[frail warren]

bags of milk intensifies

[golden ivy]

ok well ima go download a game

[burnt pecan]

pirate*

[golden ivy]

yes ^

know any good games?

[burnt pecan]

changed polybridge

[golden ivy]

oh yeah polybridge

mag

mag

[frail warren]

sosig\

[golden ivy]

ok

[burnt pecan]

yes?

[golden ivy]

hi

how r u

[burnt pecan]

good

[golden ivy]

thats good

you have been playing ngu for 10 hours?

[burnt pecan]

yes

lol

[golden ivy]

lmao

[burnt pecan]

just started

[foggy thorn]

started what

[burnt pecan]

NGU

[foggy thorn]

o

[burnt pecan]

how tf does augmentation work tho? like I just dont fucking get it

[golden ivy]

ok

[tame sparrow]

Augments provide bonuses to your boss fight numbers

[golden ivy]

i dont understand ngu at all

im yet to start

[tame sparrow]

They come in pairs. the top item in the pair is a direct multiplier and the second item is a multiplier for the first item

For instance, these two items go together. Once crafting the top item gets suuuper slow, its best to start crafting the bottom item in a set to multiply it.

[golden ivy]

vad why do u like play every game wtf

[tame sparrow]

I believe I'm the one that told him to try NGU lol

[golden ivy]

ok and

[tame sparrow]

I just like trying lots of things.

[golden ivy]

cool cool cool

[tame sparrow]

When I find a game I really like I play the hell out of it, but I drop most games pretty quick

[golden ivy]

also same

i get hard burnout

[burnt pecan]

no

I just picked up NGU cause i wanted a new game lol

[tame sparrow]

ah

[outer spear]

Ngu is pretty great

[golden ivy]

i have NGU downloaded

but havent opened it

[burnt pecan]

also, i was more that i didnt understand the leveling bit

[golden ivy]

except for earlier

[tame sparrow]

well I told someone here to try NGU and Grim Clicker recently so

[burnt pecan]

i get what they do, but ive leveled scissors several times and still only have 1 for the bast stat

[outer spear]

In NGU I’m up to evil difficulty

[burnt pecan]

do i just need to level it more to see a difference?

[outer spear]

You put energy into augments, and then based on how much you put into it

And the power of your energy

It will slowly level up

[burnt pecan]

so whats the difference in base stats and total stat for them then?

[tame sparrow]

base stat never changes

[burnt pecan]

o wait nvm

im 2iq

yea

[tame sparrow]

because it describes the augment at lvl 1

[outer spear]

It should say what increase to your total if you hover over them

Bought

[burnt pecan]

but i need to level it multiple times to see a difference, right?

[outer spear]

Though*

[burnt pecan]

yea

[tame sparrow]

total stat multiplier is the number you need to look at, its right beneath base stat

[burnt pecan]

cause ive leveled scissors 3 times and it still says 1

unless it resets on rb

[outer spear]

It resets on rebirth

[burnt pecan]

o

k that makes sense then

[outer spear]

I see you chose the Christmas skin gift

[burnt pecan]

yea, i saw that, just got confused on the rb reseting it

[tame sparrow]

lol yeah

[burnt pecan]

felt like one of those things that stayed, might just be because of how slow it levels for me rn

[tame sparrow]

everything except your number resets in the early game

[outer spear]

Later on there’s lots of mechanics that don’t reset on rebirth

And that’s when things get WACKY

[burnt pecan]

well inv doesnt reset tho

[tame sparrow]

everything except your number and your inventory then

[golden ivy]

oof i cant run ngu rn

[burnt pecan]

k cool

[golden ivy]

my cpu dies

😦

[tame sparrow]

...

[burnt pecan]

also is the 2nd equip slot bugged for merging?

[tame sparrow]

I have a CPU die around here somewhere

[golden ivy]

im running a windows malicous software scan

[burnt pecan]

i can right click merge with my first acces slot

but cant with my second

[void spade]

m=

[golden ivy]

the MSERT scan is taking 80%

for the next couple of hours

[tame sparrow]

yes there's a bug on the 2nd accessory slot

[burnt pecan]

k cool

[tame sparrow]

but also you should use the keyboard commands

[void spade]

Vad i need a mobile game recommendation you got anything

[burnt pecan]

i am

like a + click

[golden ivy]

static i got some

my fav mobile game is grow castle

[void spade]

Idk if me and u are into the same kinda games tho

[tame sparrow]

Have you ever heard of a game called Idle Skilling?

[golden ivy]

well static we both play idle

[burnt pecan]

no i havent

[void spade]

Yea but i need something more active to play while im waiting for stuff

[golden ivy]

hmm

idk

i used to play pin ball to keep me amused

[outer spear]

The fuck is idle skilling?

[tame sparrow]

one moment

[outer spear]

Never heard of it

[void spade]

Or just another idle game

[golden ivy]

idle hentai daddy

good game

[void spade]

I played grow castle before btw

Was kinda into it

[golden ivy]

oh nice

[void spade]

Got boring after a while

[golden ivy]

i havent played it in a while

like a year

its the only game I could think of

[tame sparrow]

Okay here's all the games I have on my phone. I got them all for free at one time or another but several were only temporarily free so they prolly cost money again now.

I guess Steam really isn't a game but it goes in that tab so I don't lose it

[toxic ruin]

You have space merchant but not merchant

I found merchant was much better

[golden ivy]

solitare decked out is amazing

[hushed gull]

Shout out whoever said grow castle

That game looks LIT

[golden ivy]

yes

me

[tame sparrow]

It was free and I've also never opened it. I download a lot of games and never end up playing them lol. But they all sound interesting before I dl them

[golden ivy]

i win

it has a discord where they have a monthly lottery

and i won once

[hushed gull]

Reminds me of Defend the Castle

[golden ivy]

50 hours of autobattle

it was great

[toxic ruin]

Merchant is a far less involved idle game

Pretty intricate in its simplicity

[golden ivy]

oh i had that for a bit

[burnt pecan]

Monument Valley pog

[toxic ruin]

I lost interest after 2nd prestige on my heros

Like 5 weeks per fight

[frail cedar]

Monument valley = yes

[golden ivy]

ew

[burnt pecan]

that was one of the first optical illusion/puzzle games i ever played

got me into all the other games like it like The Witness, Superliminal, and The Pedestrian

[tame sparrow]

People who use the term pog don't get the rumpy pumpy

[burnt pecan]

k bud

listen here

Monument Valley is a good game

[foggy thorn]

agree

[tame sparrow]

what does that have to do with you never getting to practice the horizontal tango?

[burnt pecan]

everything

[pearl oak]

The fact the he uses pog and likes monument valley.
Forever alone.

Only time he ever gets any is when Handa Montanta or Palmela Handerson aren't busy

[burnt pecan]

k bud

it was a good game

[pearl oak]

I like bud.

Makes me happy

[fleet ivy]

@tame sparrow download a fun game :p those games look boring

[burnt pecan]

like infinitode 2

[tame sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-jersey-shore-gif-10994672

[pearl oak]

Y'all want a really fun game

[tame sparrow]

Oh god, fat metal jesus is gonna try to tell us about hoop and stick again

[burnt pecan]

lol

[fleet ivy]

That's all they had back then vad

[pearl oak]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lavaflame.IdleSkilling

https://media.tenor.com/images/8cf38543eebff103df6f1ec2730a5bde/tenor.gif

[foggy thorn]

no

[burnt pecan]

bad game

[pearl oak]

😂😂

[foggy thorn]

^

[fleet ivy]

That game has too many bugs

[burnt pecan]

6

lmao

[tame sparrow]

I'd like to point out that the description of the game is pure horseshit. there's no specialization. you just max everything

[foggy thorn]

shut

[burnt pecan]

imagine forgetting to hit shift

[foggy thorn]

I mean it's an idle game

[pearl oak]

6 most definitely kuaka

[foggy thorn]

I did hit shift >:(

[fleet ivy]

I hear the most recent patch requires an auto clicker

[burnt pecan]

then y 6

lmao

[tame sparrow]

Imagine me tearing off your head and cleaning your skull to add it to my throne.

[pearl oak]

He can't spell

[foggy thorn]

what 6

[pearl oak]

Shift=6

[burnt pecan]

ur age

[foggy thorn]

I never typed in 6

[burnt pecan]

u are 6

[foggy thorn]

no

I'm 7

[pearl oak]

Yep

No not 7

[burnt pecan]

6

[foggy thorn]

just became 7 today

[pearl oak]

You are 6

[burnt pecan]

no

[foggy thorn]

yes

[pearl oak]

Nope.

Can't be.

[foggy thorn]

ok

[burnt pecan]

static became 7 today

[pearl oak]

Know why.

[foggy thorn]

no

[pearl oak]

Ok

[foggy thorn]

you're going to tell me or what?

[pearl oak]

No

[foggy thorn]

fair

[pearl oak]

Ok

[fleet ivy]

Bro he tried to type ^ but didn't hit shift

[pearl oak]

How to out Kuaka, Kuaka.

No. He meant six.

Quit it damnit lol

[fleet ivy]

Whatever are you talking about

I am oblivious to your accusations

[tame sparrow]

How tall are you dudes

[pearl oak]

Mod aboose!

[burnt pecan]

tall enough to fuck ur mom 5ft 10in

[tame sparrow]

manlet

[burnt pecan]

yes

[fleet ivy]

He meant me specifically mag