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ewwww m/d/y is shite
Because it's made by Americans
In the Army we used dd/mm/yyyy
Also what month is 20? Huh alien? Huh? :p
turn on your light you goblin
^
In Australia we use DD/mm/yyyy
clean up your shit
ur room is a mess smh
That looks like a dark unfinished basement
i used to have the light off when it was dark, but now i just can't anymore, i need to have it on, it's way more comfy
Yes Mr vad
good child
@tame sparrow dad rp
here's a candy
I'm already kuaka's dad too lmao
Adam is the server dad, he goes by Dadam
this just in: pedophile kidnaps a 14 and 16 year old boy from a neighborhood discord server
no I'm the dad
i am? how old is the server?
because i musta been real young when i became a dad in that case
ok, now it's formatted right
uh, like 2018 June?
The 20th month
The only people older than me are fat metal jesus, tyr, and snow. But snow doesn't count because she only comes here to cougar around
I had it set to use the same format as I have in discord which should've been the right one but I guess that's bugged
molex to m.2 to sata?
imagine doing yy/mm/dd
cougar around? @tame sparrow
oh no thats sata power
OCD wise, the non American way makes more sense
iso format is good for sorting files
you've piqued my curiosity
i do sec/min/hr
Lol I just like to call her a cougar
imagine doing time
it is currently 50:25:2
you mean prison time?
Remember the rule of thumb: Molex to SATA, lose all your data
What kind of madman makes these???
a blurry one
great pic
lmao motion blur
Actually wait I pulled it out of an old PC
motion blur is shite
srsly tho, using molex to sata adapters is asking for a fire
I'm not anyways
throw it away
Hold your shaky ass fingers still
ass fingers?
Yeah, the ones you smell when you fall asleep with an itchy butt
Well now we know dudes doesn't shower before bed
meat do some cable management
I am upgrading the minecraft launcher
The RGB lighting makes me want to nut
wow
DO YOU NEED US TO CALL SOMEONE?
xD
ffs
In case you realised they put the 24 pin connector here
The first PC I owned ran Windows 98SE, had a 60GB HDD, 512MB of RAM, and by god I had cable ties in there. You can do cable management in anything with cables.
did you order the rear fan yet?
how
git gud
Nope
legit impossible to die in that game
No
You can get eated tho
only way to die is by falling in water
Not when you have charged rocky slimes chasing you
just stay away from them
or shoot them with stuff
you can die to radiation
Also my brother somehow broke the CPU cooler fan
and explosions
but rad is slow to gain
So it keeps falling off
ud have to like afk in ur rad slime plot to get killed by that
well, depends on how many you have
i guess yea
hi
mute pls
shut the hell up
Ayy I just unlocked a new area
:)
ok
I should probably mount the cooler horizontally so the heatsinks get air in from the intakes
which area bray?
all
stfu nut
g'day
Oh, no, its a bad day now :(
oh well i guess today isn't a good day then
😭
bad night then
it's still called day
guess its a bad day
lol
ok boomer
For a 6 series chip? lmao
Idk computer terms so idek what thats for
I would assume it was like a kangaroo or something
Bray there's a thing called Australia post
Its an ancient graphics card with only 256MB of VRAM
o lol
laughs in Intel HD Graphics 620 
LOL
my dad just came into my room
Same 
And he was absolutely fascinated by this game
im using up 100% of my gpu to run NGU
stfu nut
laughs in GTX 1080
give pls
Ngu alone uses 4% for me
hey, at least my cpu usage finally dropped below 100%
Chrome uses 30% jeeze
While exploring the warmer/sweeter side of the Polyend Medusa and the play-ability of the grid, I ended up making this small cover of one of my favorite tracks by Vangelis from the Bladerunner soundtrack. Some more details:
The Grid for the lead sound is setup so that the X-...
I want one of these medusa synths but they're like $1000
I pirated fl studio
OH, that's an easy one, use LMMS, its free and good
I won't
@tame sparrow aren't you supposed to be poor
FL studio is for dummies
I only pirate cute games
:)
like slime rancher
The editor isn't that big of a deal. What you really need is good sounds and samples and shit
I am poor, thats why I don't have a Polyend synth
LMMS is great and there's plenty of free or pirateable plugins and sample packs and shit out there
I could do fine with the free version of fl studio, it just doesnt have good sounds
NGU uses 2% CPU for me btw
I got the 1080 before I was poor
disabled
wai r u disabled
because there is no god in the universe
good point
There is you just failed his rng check
God made Earth in Stencyl
That's why it's all so fucked
lol
lmao
what if vad being disabled is just a stencyl bug
the one downside of search integration in url bars is it makes it so you actually have to type google.com to search for something with a period in it
the problem with block.ly btw is its fucking javascript
no just press ctrl e and it makes it a google search
Like pure vanilla JS?
it is written in JS and is also a library for JS
Yikes
make stencyl run stencyl in stencyl
Stencyl is ass
I wonder if you could write a 3D engine in stencyl...
Stencyl is ass
you can
but thats complicated
Wait
I mean, if you can write a 3D engine you can definitely write your own library for switch statements. They just didn't 1st party implement switch (which is ridiculous)
You could do it if you use code mode or whatever. But at that point why use Stencyl
Fork
yea, because "you can just use nested ifs"
notepad
run stencyl in switch
But only via the accelerator in the switch remotes
accelerometer?
Yeah that
Can't import a haxe file as blocks even though it's built off haxe 
There must be a db of blocks and connections for the visual bit when you import a stencyl project, best guess
actually its stencyl
so its probably a fucking array that starts at 1
I'm pretty sure arrays in haxe start at 0
lava just uses them sometimes like that or adds a filler
Yea
Well yeah, presumably Haxe is a competently made language
Oh static, is now a good time to bother you about my project idea and questions I told you about before?
Oh, nevermind
what the fuck
fucking Epic
god dammit
So apparently writing mods for games that run on UE4 requires you to install epic launcher and get the dev kits through that nowadays. No thanks
what's the problem with that?
I don't want to install epic launcher
and I don't want to work through it either
I just need to pick a different game I guess
I have ideological issues with Epic I'm not going to go in to here.
There's a couple different things I would like to do, and they were going to be based on Ark: Survival Evolved because of all the map assets and the build system available already having most of the shit I want
IDK, I'm going to have to think on this for a while
Is there an infographic with all of the ascension key perks that tell me what they do
There's actually really good info on the wiki for that already
I dont want to waste my keys when I cant even tell what it is to unlokc
why do you not download a launcher because of ideological shit lol
i mean yeah the launcher sucks
According to the heatmap of active players, i'm the most northern person in the world
but if i want to use it for a free game or whatever i don't think it's a big deal
it's basically just a big play button
That's fine for you, I don't feel the same way
Speaking of the wiki, who has moderator access to clean up the comments sections?
Not me
oof... got a second red sentinel pet from nightmare king, but not nightmare king
want the wiki role? @tame sparrow
wiki secrets
ill take it @golden ivy
Me too @golden ivy
Speaking of taking, y'all wanna take a cookie
who
pinged
It was a mistake
Sorry

Oh I leveled again
That sucks
getting last normal flower is killing me, worst luck ever
i feel like i've failed 20 10% attempts
because the time to overgrow vs percentage increase falls off
been trying that requires luck too
just get the card drop chance upgrade :^ )
i have all those cards at least 😍
Ok
Ok
Ok

Slime rancher
nok


some fucker put the wrong emoji on
Gold plop?




Guys, we have a serious problem that needs to be addressed
Just learn physics

ye meteor
It’s not hard
Lmao yes
We have a dangerously low amount of Sela lava photoshop memes as of late
Hey Digdawg I'm making some coffee
sela, you can tap on the ball to make it drop straight down
You want some coffee
All you have to do is understand the projectile follows a typical inverted quadratic parabola
The ball is so small, I can't tap it :(
Yeah I’ll take a cup of coffee
just do it now sela and wait
Just understand your y coordinate corresponds to the y intercept of the parabola and your speed determines the vertex
You should be able to calculate the x intercept (hoop) quite easily
why are we talking about grade 10 math
Because 10 grade math is the hoops game
o basketball
Grade 7 was intercepting axis for me

just pour some ice water on it
Brayx must be a super genius
that will cool it down
Brays super something alright
lmao
How
super dumb cool
Oh I see ur American school system

Im Canadian lol
If ur not in BC u aren't real
@golden ivy I'd be happy to clean up the wiki comments if you can set me up with that, who do I need to send my account name to?

Wait, nobody has admin perms for the wiki?
I don't need to edit the wiki, although I do know its public. Was asking about cleaning up some of the dumbass comments beneath the articles
which requires perms
it's neither of those two
The only one with wiki perms is your mom
@naive cloak can you give one of the mods admin access?
to the wiki
so we can handle stuff on it
Why are there so many wiki lads
The only one that's actually been asking me about info from code is exelot
because anyone can be one and help with the wiki
He's best wiki lad
What Adam said yes
bray bad
Oh looks like my fandom account is also just vadhakara
crash slime rancher
@golden ivy no he meant what Adam said, yes
I blame the crack
what did he say yes to?
Bray did you put crack in the fan intake again?
just messing with ya
oh god we're all wiki lads
Having chrome open in the background aswell as Google chrome broke it
That made sense
having discord + google crome open + slime rancher + all those dum windows 10 things
Oh so you didn't put crack in the computer fan intake
what win10 things?
might want to send a pm to jatsu in case he doesn't check mentions when he gets back
windows10 runs alot of random stuff in the background
You can turn them all off in services bray
well obv you have to know what you're doing lol
eh
Yeah lol
i barely care
i dont care nearly enough to do it
nothing that actually impacts performance
im done with slime rancher for the day anyway
yeah idk then
slime rancher was being a bitch
Oh, official vadhakara software recommendation time: Are you tired of Windows' stupid-ass useless search bullshit? Use Everything instead. I have been using it for a little over a year now and its great.
https://www.voidtools.com/
yep
Delete System32
win10 search is the most useless thing to ever exist
^
just
dont
search
Another vadhakara software recommendation?
Win10 search works pretty okay once you neuter all the cortana shit and completely remove its ability to web search
how do you do that?
but Everything works 100 times more better
its a long and involved process
Just use Yahoo Search bar on Internet Explorer
benjee with the 400iq strats
I lied about it being long and involved you can just use "ShutUp 10"
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
It isn't perfect but it is adequate
Who used the sword cursors when playing runescape back in the old 2k days
actually might give that a try
give Everything a try, too. It will change your life. As long as you're reasonable about naming your files
brb restaring windows for changes
rip
rip?
The only feature I wish Everything had that it doesn't would be the ability to use it completely in place of the windows 10 folder interface
holy shit that looks life changing @tame sparrow
Any window changes are bad
lmao, I wish I had know about that before I gutted win10 manually
took me like 2 days
Just buy xp pro and never have any doubts
Adam you talking about Everything or ShutUp10?
shutup10, i already have everything
Yeah I used ShutUp 10 to set up a perfect windows 10 install, then imaged it and copied to like 450 machines for work once. Its a godsend
Lmfao hahaha lololol kek huehuehue xfd 😂
Windows 7 ftw
wtf i didn't know this was a thing
thanks for the input meteor
Ok boomer 💥
That was insane
A click of a button and search bar doesn't do web searches anymore
Godly
Shut up Adam you're not my real dad
no but i fuck your mom like i am
Oh good news, there's actually a crack available for windows 7 long term support contract updates! So you can get all the benefits of still receiving automatic security updates that the big companies are paying for, without being a big company or paying for it. No offline installs tho.
I prefer the old aesthetic personally
Just saying, kinda unrelated
Yeah it's nice
I honestly don't give two fucks
I'm sorry
- For most of the 80's Oingo Boingo was to L.A. and Orange County what the Grateful Dead was to San Francisco. Oingo Boingo developed the kind of fan following that made every appearance an event. They were "our band", and we believed they knew and appreciated our enthusi...
When will lava play with us

Its been 2 hours... wth
no mark on 🧐
im getting the contract
so i cba
but...ive been idling on him for 2 hours....and ive literally only gotten 30 mins worth of kills
What are you trying to do?
Don't you get only 50% resource from being away
OINGO BOINGO
cus ive been idling for 2 hours
my man
and I certainly havent been "away" in the sense that, theres not been an away screen
nor have i been elsewhere
Danny Elfman is a national treasure
After restarting I found another 4 awesome settings so I'm restarting again
Omg yes vad
I just dont understand... why am i getting 25% of what i shouldve gotten
Because lava hates us
rounding errors :^)
jokes aside, rounding errors cant cause shit like that
away gains
i havent been away
that's why then


kills on screen are slow as all hell
and the window you're looking at specifically says "away kills"
Away gains mean no being on that screen
well, "away gains per hour"
Lol
I mean. in the time ive talked here...ive already gotten 33k kills
ok alien

Close the game dude
The only contribution I do the wiki is read it
33k kills in 6 mins...
268k in 120 mins...
🧐
quick mafs
close the game and get them offline gainz
theres no offline gains. cus ive been online the entire time
yeah im saying that's your problem
exactly, so close the game on fight
offline is faster than idle, even though they should be the same
Never open the game and you'll beat it
Yeah but...
If im getting 33k in 6 mins, while being on screen,
I shouldnt have gotten only 268k over 120 mins...
thats what im saying 
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yeah we understand you. something weird happened. now close the game and make those gains back super fast
what a sellout
hey the cougar is back
Snow cougar?
Why did snow link to a random jeep commercial
Groundhog day remake
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Just looking at that LAPTOP gives me pain
i have an issue with cleaning my pc
like i do it too often
You know, I've always loved the look of a jeep gladiator
Bye all. Lol
But I'd rather have a real offroad truck if I'm gonna splash out that kind of cash
byes now
idgaf
We call em utes in Australia
Where else would you go for malware?
don't delete edge, you need something to redownload firefox with if you accidentally corrupt your install
You can do that from a usb device
a wise man once told me to abuse my machine and make it work
that man was vadhakara
What's wrong with tor
I would delete chrome if I didn't need to use it once every 6 months for a certain govt website
Nothing most people use it as a backdoor to buy illegal stuff
Oh I just use it because why not
No one running opera?
Nope
Most people use TOR for privacy. A small subset use it for illegal stuff
Although if you need to use TOR< like actually NEED to use TOR, you should really be running TAILS
What about opera gx
No
Chromium?
I only use chromium because its built in to steam now :/
Chromium was a malware for me on my old xp for a long time
FUCK
a lot of malware is built on chromium
but chromium itself is not malware
Ah still it was a fuckery to get rid of it
yeah it can be a pain in the ass
I've never had a problem with igg lol
Show me the ads
Imagine not using an adblocker
didnt have one on tor at the time
I have a weird thing for ads...
but noscript stopped it
Holy fuck bray stop using the goddam tor browser for games
I DON'T MAKE MONKEYS I JUST STRANGLE THEM
🙉
bray only uses tor so he can tell people he uses tor
i read an article about popular ddl sites keeping logs of your ip which they can potentially use
Same reason I use opera
just use a vpn lol
Sell your own ip???
VPNs are cheap
Make your own money
When will you get nitro
yeah i need that too
Lmao
You can get a year of PIA for $40
I hope so
Where does all the money from ur job go
You've got an ass don't you? Get out on the corner and shake it
Shake that money maker
Sell one of your guns
OH you don't have guns because you're CANADIAN lol
Sell your neighbours
Lol who goes to school
Why don't you start selling guns to Canadians through tor? be a plug
nah
so i did some research
and the monitor i got for christmas
was 75$
and it has poor reviews
i dont expect it to last long
yeah for 75$
it'll be fine, just try not to pee on it
Well so is my 10 year old 40 inch flatscreen
mine is 22"
and that means if i work for like a day i can make enough to get a second one
If I had $75 I would go on ebay and buy two more lol
There's a few I see with 4star reviews $75 22"
Oh ouch
oof
ONN is a low quality brand
yeah no duh
that overprices their products
well it was only 75$
Could got a better make for same price
so even if it breaks in 3 months i can just buy a new one
Seven Thunders Roar (2012)
I don't own sh.t.
3 months though
so why not buy a better one that doesn't break in 3 months
i want the consitency
I bought an ONN tripod once, huge mistake
no wonder you don't have any money
me??
Bray
whys that
also this is the riser i have 🙂
because you waste it on low quality shit
it was a christmas present
sorry i made a mistake tho
next year ill tell my dad to not get me that
honestly if you want to save money and you're just going to get 1080p 60hz monitors, buy 3 used ones. You can easily get 3 22" flatscreens for $75 shipped if you look around a bit
Tell your dad to give us your money and we'll buy you stuff
Direct payment to lava's bank
Seller and shipper cover breakage, if its broke when you get it, your money comes back man
if they don't refund, you file a dispute
i know i jsut mean the wait time
if it breaks i wait for a new one
thats double the time
Double time
triple time
well ideally you won't be waiting for it to break before you get new ones
im not
Bray just wants it now
Ever thought about being a thief class?
is it just a stand with 2 screens on it
so just 2 monitors
The idea is good
Those fucking dual monitor stands get expensive fast. I had to order a bunch for work when we upgraded the computer labs and the football team did not get new uniforms that year
Go buy one of those moving picture boxes
What about amazon
That's what I done but If I had a bigger place with the room I would use dual monitor stand
Looks clean
90$ after tax, free 2-day shipping
needed the dual stands because there wasn't space on the desks for 2 separate stands
Well it has built in speakers and only costs 80 bucks, probably not that great. Probably won't burst in to flames tho
Capable of displaying millions of colors for realistic photo and video reproduction
Wow
Delivers exceptional performance that is especially noticeable when playing games and watching videos
Enjoy excellent image quality with the Sceptre monitor
Specs just say the same thing but different
doesn't list the refresh rate in the ad so its either 60fps or half that
probably 60
hz is refresh rate no?
yeah
ohhh its in the title
which is better than my current
75hz
so i might make my current one the side one
hdmi
what does that mean?
oh the cable
why is 144hz a thing when most games have like, 30 hz, 60, 120/140?
what the fuck, there's no way they're still putting vga ports on new monitors
fuck
Yeah vga sucks
damnit
144hz is a good multiple of the clock frequency
Finally lava Is playing something other than aseprite
something about the math involved that makes it simpler to target 144 than 140
Still has hdmi tho
the dell one has twice as much latency as the sceptre one
is that good?
no thats bad
Doesn't really display ram, cpu
its a monitor benjee
Oh yeha
they say hdmi in the name
haha
Is walmart your only choice
I mean, it has 4 stars. that would be good enough for me if I HAD to buy a small monitor with no displayport and only had $80 to spend
Or is it just your choice
I mean other places might be better
eh
dont buy the extended warranty its a scam
if you can find a better monitor for the same price
im buying 2 year warranty
its 7$
What does that cover
Correction, you're wasting $7
^
ok fine no 7$
but in canadian this all totals to about 120$
so uh fun
why is extended warranty a waste
Did you pay warranty on the one you have now
The people working in the warranty call center are instructed that under no circumstances should they agree to provide a repair or replacement for anything broken. They are worse than insurance agents. They have 101 ways to deny you even if you're completely in the right
if anyone can find me a better 22" 1920x1080 60-75hz monitor with HDMI iwill give u a kiss
The only time you should buy extended warranty is if the actual place you're buying the device from is the one providing warranty service
must be tough being an american then
i always get my shit fixed
ok so i dotn work for like 2 months rn
Don't you have a manufacture warranty for all electricals
so i need cash
Yeah a lot of countries have better warranty laws than us
but those walmart warranties are thru a 3rd party seller and they all call in to the same place
Vad where are you from
Land of the free
means your latency is 5ms
So from the computer telling the screen to draw a new image, to that new image actually being drawn, takes 5ms
Surely you would want a lower response rate
yes
bigger =/= better
60hz
same price
worse refresh but better latency, also bigger
and its by our favourite brand
ACER
i had an acer tablet once
that was fun
I just looked at my monitors they're both acer
noiceeee
ok this monitor is cheaper
@tame sparrow i need opinion here
its refurbished
I have given you the tools to form your own opinions
link it
and cheaper
same monitor used in my school computer lab
WAIT
what if i buy a monitor from my school
$80 refurbed means its nicer than a new one for $80
But you have to consider that at some point, there might have been jizz on it
Say what you want about bray, he's a straight shooter
Shoots jizz straight at his monitor
116.48$ CAD after tax
christ
yeah if I bought that it would be about $88 to $90 with tax
high taxes at point of sale are a burden on the poor
So aparently i loose a lot of damage by upgrading cards from 5* to 6* ....
lol, you and your "high taxes"
i have decided im going to buy it from my school
its not the high tax
My potion does loose effects on those cards
its mostly the conversion
we have ~25% vat on pretty much everything
to canadian
so yeah my school has an extra one and idk who owns it
so i guess i need to talk to the school about it
Sorry your government wants to penalize the poor for their desire to own things alien
My hand looks dead
I'd rather see the wealthy getting taxed
well, a functional healthcare system is pretty nice
our tax is high because of this thing called healthcare
sales tax is regressive
So its not worth upgrading all the cards to 6 stars since you loose tons of damage from your potion...
o
k
and not having to pay for school
The income tax should be paying for those things, not the sales tax
Today's topic is Bray trying to buy cheapass monitors
there aren't that many rich people here
Oh yeah
i have decided to buy it from my school
That’s weird
but rich people do pay more taxes than people who earn less
I wonder if anyone has half a penny
I have 2 halves of a penny 🙂
like, I pay about 2% income tax because I don't earn much each year
1/4 penny
because I'm still in the lowest bracket
also vad walmart.com doesnt do shipping to canada 😦
what country?
and walmart.ca doesnt have the monitor
Finland
ok i found one https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/predator-z35-35-va-curved-predator-gaming-monitor/6000195970445
Buy Predator Z35 35” VA Curved Predator Gaming Monitor from Walmart Canada. Shop for more Gaming Monitors available online at Walmart.ca
gotta buy that
same
Want a broken tv?

lol finland only has ~6 million residents, no wonder they have to VAT the shit out of everything

Walmart, Bray?
imagine buying from walmart smh
Okay this has got to be the most frustrating part of the game ><
and not best buy 
Imagine buying things
Things
Imagine breathing
