cant afford shit
#off-topic-chat
strong ore
tardy crescent
wtf
red cobalt
Meat talking about meat
golden ivy
Yes
strong ore
i've been considering moving abroad, but not sure where
tardy crescent
ik but wtf is going on with those prices
strong ore
is that expensive?
red cobalt
Meatception
golden ivy
Come to Australia for a bit
strong ore
elmenda where do you live?
golden ivy
See if you like Queensland
tardy crescent
spain 🤷♀️
golden ivy
AU
strong ore
but spain has a job problem
golden ivy
Actually nearly 1.5 au per us
strong ore
that is a huge problem
tardy crescent
yes
mighty shadow
"2kg steak will set you back 30AUD [20USD]"
tardy crescent
may not seem that extreme from outside, but I think spain is becoming greece lol
strong ore
isnt spain same as greece?
tardy crescent
not yet
strong ore
good for vacation
tardy crescent
oh yes
strong ore
for living? not sure
tardy crescent
but with brexit we're fucked
strong ore
why?
tardy crescent
A random spanish politician: "We will remove all pensions by 2020"
red cobalt
wait what
tardy crescent
yes
red cobalt
Might as well shoot old people then
golden ivy
Yes
red cobalt
Less painful
tardy crescent
oh, spain is a very elderly country if we talk demographically
also sum the 40% unemployment rate (I even think it's increasing)
red cobalt
40% is insane.
tardy crescent
The Catalonia's independentism...
red cobalt
Makes more sense now?
golden ivy
Pretty standard afternoon in AU
red cobalt
No but I mean they want to do their own thing.
tardy crescent
yea
red cobalt
(though don't they partly already?)
tardy crescent
(yes but)
red cobalt
Ofc, economic problems will affect catalonians because.. well.. they live in spain.
tame sparrow
Is meat showing us the compound he lives on
red cobalt
But if they were completely independent perhaps they'd be better off.
tardy crescent
and spain without them is a piece of shit
red cobalt
you are saying it's the only decent part of spain? 😛
fading nymph
tardy crescent
Economically, yea 😂
red cobalt
Still, makes more sense for them to go independent.
tardy crescent
yes
tame sparrow
Catalonia is very strong economically
tardy crescent
yes
tame sparrow
They don't want to be tied down to spain's financial issues
tardy crescent
haha spain will go bankrupt
golden ivy
Ey vad you missed me talking about meat
tame sparrow
Every time they try to leave spain spain is like "no thats illegal"
tame sparrow
and then spain sends troops and cops to beat them up
red cobalt
How is greece nowadays anyway?
tardy crescent
bad lel
golden ivy
Specifically cuts of meat
red cobalt
Economically
tardy crescent
idk bout greece
golden ivy
Ye
tardy crescent
only know they got insane debt
strong ore
france... also a special kind of shithole lol
tame sparrow
Meat do you live on a compound
golden ivy
No
tardy crescent
true
golden ivy
Why do you think I live in a compound?
red cobalt
Not like I bother to do any research on it 😛
tardy crescent
Heard about da little state which got independent from Serbia in 2008?
golden ivy
Oh lol that's my front yard
red cobalt
It's to keep all the mean animals with the bitey fangs and massive claws at bay
Everything in australia wants you dead.
tame sparrow
yes and it looks like with some barbed wire it wouldn't be out of place in south africa lol
golden ivy
tardy crescent
If Serbia recognises formally their independence, Catalonia will automatically leave Spain without even asking
red cobalt
That's why Meat has a flamethrower at the ready.
tardy crescent
haha
tame sparrow
meat confirmed for cult leader living in gigantic compound
red cobalt
In case spiders rain down
mighty shadow
...It's winter for you, right?
golden ivy
Nope, summer
tardy crescent
summer actually
mighty shadow
I meant
red cobalt
"OMG THEY ARE IN THE VENTS"
tame sparrow
When spiders rain down you just have to get out your trebuchet and send them back where they came from
golden ivy
Lmao hadn't tried that
tardy crescent
I go more extreme xd
strong ore
big houses
golden ivy
Happens almost yearly tho
red cobalt
Winter?
tardy crescent
I summon a hiroshimaception and bomb every single spider with a hiroshima
golden ivy
Welcome to the suburbs, khanate
golden ivy
Privately owned residential housing
red cobalt
It's been autumn all december and all january it feels like, lol
golden ivy
Most houses here are worth a bit over a million
tardy crescent
15°C for long...
next day: 32°C for 6 months
golden ivy
Some of the older ones are a bit cheaper
mighty shadow
-10 here
strong ore
a million AUSD?
golden ivy
A million AU
strong ore
Oh yeah? That's a good price
tardy crescent
lel there are houses here for €150k lol
golden ivy
My last house was 1.25 million and this one is nearly 2
But the housing market is crashing
strong ore
my house is about 1 million AUSD... sooooo small
tardy crescent
you could bulk buy houses here with 1 million dollars while you can
tardy crescent
golden ivy
How many bedrooms
strong ore
1
fading nymph
golden ivy
And bathrooms and WOAH
tardy crescent
what's a good neighbourhood today anyway in 2020
golden ivy
Thats's bad
strong ore
65 metere square
tardy crescent
sell your house already lol
golden ivy
Well a good neighbourhood is mine
tame sparrow
strong ore
im saving
golden ivy
I live on the Sunshine coast up in Mooloolaba
fading nymph
Live inside of meat.
tardy crescent
omg he's discovered a singularity kn the entire world
golden ivy
So if you have to go to Australia, come here
strong ore
i need somewhere I can get good job though
golden ivy
Define a good job
tardy crescent
Europe in general is fucked anyway
strong ore
im making ~125k AUD a year
golden ivy
We got IT stores, book stores, ice cream stores
strong ore
Yeah, I skip on Europe for sure
tardy crescent
Germany: fuck you EU, I'm taking all ur money
fading nymph
Boomerangs.
golden ivy
And our minimum wage is $18 if you're underage
strong ore
Im considering Germany or Singapore
tardy crescent
Germany is a very boring place to live on tho
golden ivy
But even for toilet cleaning it's in excess of $25 an hour
strong ore
thats what I like about here though... low taxes and low service fees
just housing is stupid
tardy crescent
lol you extremely riches if we compare to spain, the place where you get less than 1€ per hour
strong ore
1 euro per hour?
strong ore
waht?
strong ore
isnt that africa?
strong ore
that 4 euro per hour
golden ivy
Shitty first world countries?
tardy crescent
yes
strong ore
i know my job in france pays basically misery
tardy crescent
Let's already say second world
golden ivy
Yeah
tardy crescent
To me most european countries are the second world
Spain and Greece are near third
golden ivy
Australia's like 1.25 world
tardy crescent
Only Germany might be first world tho near second
and yes murica's fourth world thanks to ronald trumpet haha
golden ivy
Our country could be a little better but could also be a fuck ton worse
tardy crescent
ye
strong ore
here its just pollution and out-of-control house prices... young people cant even dream of having room for kids... and there is no kids
golden ivy
All our cities are in the top 100 most liveable
tardy crescent
Heard about that little country named "Kosovo"?
golden ivy
No?
tardy crescent
🤔
tardy crescent
Well, it's a little state which used to be Serbia's but got independent without even asking Serbia in 2008
tardy crescent
There's work to make Serbia finally recognise formally their independence in 2020. When that happens, bye bye Catalonia from Spain.
They won't even ask Spain
strong ore
they shouldnt be forced to be part of spain
tardy crescent
^
tardy crescent
and this is more of a speculation, but I think the Basque will leave soon after Catalonia, they got money as well
tame sparrow
Spain have always been colonizers
tardy crescent
^
golden ivy
Also Khanate to get 1 bedroom apartment here in Australia
tardy crescent
And Madrid will go afterwards
golden ivy
You have to be pretty lucky
strong ore
I live in Korea, it was poorest nation on earth 80 years ago
tame sparrow
They have a hard time letting go of power, especially over things that are close to home
strong ore
And now there are 5 million dollars apartments
tame sparrow
Korea was poor, then the US came and blew it all to shit, now Korea Rich.
tardy crescent
In 2018...
5k new pages of laws in Germany
700k new pages of laws in Spain
explain
strong ore
Japanese occupation then the proxy way
Japanese occupation didnt help much.... with all the killing, torture and raping
tardy crescent
I will give a year of death to Spain: 2021
Given that Serbia recognises finally Kosovo's independence
tame sparrow
IDK if they still do but for quite a while SK had the most advanced communications infrastructure on the planet, it was neato
tardy crescent
haha you gotta be happy with 20MB in spain
strong ore
We are phasing out LTE
golden ivy
Khanate unlimited internet here is cheaper than 1tb lol
strong ore
1TB speed
tardy crescent
lol
strong ore
no limit
strong ore
My phone at 200MB unlimited data cheaper than that
strong ore
for?
strong ore
u dont know my wife
golden ivy
Khanate, Korea has some of the cheapest internet
tardy crescent
and Spain probably among the 10 most expensive
golden ivy
To get 10mb/s and unlimited data it's 70 a month
golden ivy
70 Australian
tardy crescent
oh
golden ivy
Yeah broadband is expensive here
tardy crescent
If I were to express internet prices in AU dollars, 10 mb/sec, not MB, would be around $100
strong ore
is there no industry?
tardy crescent
meh
Spain isn't characterised by strong industry
you'll see LOTS of old cars, but like real old, on the streets, sign of civilian poverty
I'm talking about cars from the 80s and 90s
of course there are newer cars, but the most shocking part is what I said before
I mean, a lot of people in Spain are used to buy 20+ year old cars of WhoKnowsWhatHandAnymore just to try pushing them further
strong ore
why you dont move?
tardy crescent
lel
well I'm kinda linked to spain for now, but if Catalonia leaves Spain I'll leave immediately anyway
Before the extreme poverty hits Spain
strong ore
my grandparents from belgium parents from france, im from canada, my kids will be from korea
tardy crescent
xd
strong ore
just go
tardy crescent
meh
errant forge
Spain has Spanish Pesos, right?
errant forge
Oh.
tardy crescent
The pesetas were there until 1999
They lost all their economical value in December 2019
strong ore
I think euro fucked europe up
tardy crescent
yes
strong ore
and immigration
tardy crescent
not that much for immigration
strong ore
paris is bad
tardy crescent
but yes there are more foreign people than locla people
strong ore
too much immigration too quick
tardy crescent
a fuckton of slavic people here in spain
strong ore
in france people just dont want to hire brown and black people for good jobs
tardy crescent
especially romanians and bulgarians
strong ore
that creates issues
strong ore
yeah but that was kinda not that bad.... they worked in key areas
tardy crescent
spanish politicians be like:
rob da gnobbert, your money is my property
Germany: haha we will charge you 800€ cuz you not married and no kids haha fuck you
strong ore
i dont get it, but okay
tardy crescent
People who aren't married in Germany must pay around 800€ in taxes monthly
strong ore
oh yeah?
tardy crescent
Just because of not being married
Racism intensifies
they want you to have kids cuz "kids have expenses"
oh and wanna know that Spain still hasn't beaten 1930s Germany roads?
Yea when the Autobahn was ideated
"Traffic clog" is a term you'll hear every day here
Not talking about 1 km long clogs, talking about entire clogged highways of 750+ km
strong ore
in spain?
tardy crescent
yes
and you gotta be happy with 80 miles per hour in the fastest highways
well nearer to 60-70
basically 120/1.8521, roughly 65
strong ore
80 miles per hour is pretty quick
tardy crescent
yea
but here everything's so slow
entire 500+ km highways clogged, entire cities clogged...
Come on, Germany had a better terrestrial network in the 40s
I've been to Germany not long ago
strong ore
ive only been to berlin
tardy crescent
The first time I was in a highway I realised all Spain's mistakes in the planning of the roads
I've only been near München and on Stuttgart, and still...
The first time I got there I realised how Spain could fix their road system
Come on, you fucking have to pay just to use the highways, otherwise you gotta be happy with 40 mile per hour roads
which can descent to 20 or even 15 anytime
golden ivy
We have a few toll roads here in Australia, but those are just the major intercity ones
tardy crescent
not like the highways are much faster, they average 60 miles per hour
golden ivy
The other roads here still go at 110km/h anyways
tardy crescent
Germany has a very solid road system
On some roads you can even go to 200 km/h if you have the wish
golden ivy
We're upgrading all our roads now
golden ivy
Yeah lots of our interstate ones have no speed limit
tardy crescent
They better gotta take the German example
They got a spectacular system, seriously, it's very difficult to clog that
golden ivy
Like, if you're going between Vic and SA you can literally go at 300km/h if you want
tardy crescent
Germany's road system would more than suffice for you
And support very well habitant increases
Literally, even in the smallest towns you got a highway with no speed limit near you
golden ivy
All of our small towns are built on highways, but usually the limit is 110km
For other reasons
golden ivy
Nah
golden ivy
You know how in China there's those 100 lane roads
tardy crescent
100 lane roads
golden ivy
Great example on how bigger isn't better
golden ivy
NZ and Australia usually have 3 to 4 depending on where you're going
tardy crescent
good
twin hound
When the ads in a different idle game stop working, and they have an ad timeout coded in to give ad rewards if an ad fails to load...
And you go and set up an auto clicker to farm them
golden ivy
We have a young country and we did the smart thing and built our roads for a bigger population
tardy crescent
yee :)
tardy crescent
that's what spain did when building da highways, the bare minimum when population was like 20m
now with almost 50m it's normal that "traffic clog" is something you hear every day here
add up, let's say 10m tourists, and boom
golden ivy
It's faster walkin
golden ivy
Uh my sister just asked to get an audio adapter out from my desk
golden ivy
And I forgot there's some stuff on my desk I don't want her to see
golden ivy
Woah wtf
tardy crescent
as you heard
If you don't want to pay for highway, be happy with 40 mph roads which can descent to 15-20 anytime for no reason and are 1 lane
golden ivy
Only like 3 of our highways have tolls
tardy crescent
Tolls are every fucking where in spain
fading nymph
golden ivy
Wtf snow
golden ivy
Snow how's the kid
the meme watermark is like 1/6th of the picture
meme credits dude
should just have it scrolling like star wars credits
fading nymph
She sleeping for once.
golden ivy
Good lol
tardy crescent
Spanish government: "we gotta get back what we spent for the creation of these highways"
Reality: Highways were paid off 30+ years ago
tardy crescent
If you don't wanna pay tens of euros in the tolls, get on 1 lane 40 mph ways which can descent to 15-20 mph for no reason all the time
and then transport companies having free tolls... fuck them
golden ivy
Good news, my sister hasn't said anything about the letter I wrote to my girl that's sitting on my desk
tardy crescent
xd
golden ivy
It's not a dirty letter but my sister just thinks me and her are just friends
tardy crescent
hmm
tardy crescent
don't know what you have to comment about the very bad spanish infrastructure for terrestrial transport 🤷♀️
golden ivy
Nope but sounds shit
tardy crescent
I invite you to pay for tolls
fading nymph
golden ivy
I'm good thanks
tardy crescent
up to 100$ AU :^)
golden ivy
Wtf
tardy crescent
what you just read
bold quest
Your dad
tardy crescent
100$
otherwise get in the crappy roads which were built in the 00s (not 2000s, 1900s)
golden ivy
You know what Australia did with the excess toll road money?
Upgraded the toll free roads
And built bicycle paths
red cobalt
Sounds very sensible
fading nymph
Spain is one of the places said to have the most dangerous roads in the world
golden ivy
Apart from several edge cases in Africa
golden ivy
But then Africa has so many edge cases it doesn't really count
tardy crescent
And still is doing so
Spain is one of the places said to have the most dangerous roads in the world
seconded
red cobalt
Worth mentioning dangerous mountain roads in some countries
golden ivy
We're talking in total
red cobalt
If they can be called roads.
golden ivy
Yeah
tardy crescent
yes
golden ivy
NZ upgraded all their mountain roads before they did the normal ones
golden ivy
NZ is mostly mountain though
tardy crescent
And roads are from about the 1900s so
fading nymph
Isnt Pico del Veleta the road that has a 11k foot drop o.o
golden ivy
Elmenda I'd give it another 50 before they even think about it
golden ivy
Yep
fading nymph
Scary road.
tardy crescent
maybe 🤷♀️
But you'll see nowhere "plans to upgrade X road"
Never saw any news in Spain for that in my entire life
fading nymph
Plans to pocket all money and give bread to no one.
tardy crescent
yes
To pocket the money between da banks and politicians and give none to citizens
Spain would be light years ahead of the us if they thought about it
fading nymph
Politicans own the banks
tardy crescent
yes
bold quest
Humans should just die
fading nymph
Wheres skynet when you need it
tardy crescent
Wheres spain when you don't need it
Hadn't planned to live here much longer anyway
sent static accidentally a friend request
fading nymph
Need a shotgun and some tequila?
fading nymph
Haha. Static doesnt want friends. He has a duck.
fading nymph
When i think of spain, i think of resident evil 4
tardy crescent
xd
tardy crescent
:^)
tardy crescent
Only know one thing... When Catalonia leaves Spain, say goodbye to Spain
that gonna happen soon enough
golden ivy
I was getting undressed with my tablet on (I had discord open) and my mum walked on right when I was unzipping my shorts
bold quest
Go to spain and cough on everyone
golden ivy
I dunno what she thought
tardy crescent
xd cool
bold quest
Livestream
golden ivy
Me? I don't have the virus tho
tardy crescent
requirement: you must have corona
fading nymph
Bow chica bow wow.
tardy crescent
Spain ded xd
golden ivy
Not even gonna press f
tardy crescent
Oh talking about medicine
golden ivy
Yeh
tardy crescent
You have to wait three months for a cardiologist to see you here
golden ivy
What
fading nymph
Oh, so we need to spread heart disease.
tardy crescent
there are almost no doctors anymore in spain
golden ivy
Heinz
bold quest
Yes?
golden ivy
Do you have a pet
tardy crescent
oh, but let's increase severity of road laws while we have a road system from 1900
golden ivy
And do you want a cookie
fading nymph
O.o
tardy crescent
and 30 year old cars which can cause any accident
bold quest
I'm on a no cookie diet
fading nymph
Cookie is a sometimes food
golden ivy
Snow do you want Heinz's cookie
fading nymph
No.
tardy crescent
bold quest
If she can reach it
fading nymph
It probably has bad things on it.
golden ivy
Snow how tall are you
bold quest
Under 5 feet
tardy crescent
red cobalt
Terribly rude standing on people.
tardy crescent
^
golden ivy
She has to beat 5 foot 3
bold quest
Or she could beat the Meat
golden ivy
I'm 5 foot 7 btw
tardy crescent
I'm around 5 foot 9
bold quest
Like club you to death for cookie
tardy crescent
don't know exactly how to pass from cm to foots
fading nymph
57 inches i think. 4 foot 9.
golden ivy
A foot is like 30cm.. WOAH
fading nymph
Or 144 cm for elmenda
tardy crescent
bold quest
Math... WOAH
golden ivy
My girl is 4 inches taller at 160cm
golden ivy
I'm 171
fading nymph
No i am 144.
red cobalt
I dunno how tall I am nowadays
tardy crescent
hehe
fading nymph
Shorty mc short.
golden ivy
Elmenda is 1cm taller :(
red cobalt
But 6 ft 2?
tardy crescent
lul :)
bold quest
Whos elmenda?
red cobalt
Just guessing (after converting from meters)
tardy crescent
and 172 is a bit outdated, I might be taller
tardy crescent
so I was wrong when calculating it
bold quest
Everything is wrong
tardy crescent
haha
golden ivy
Yeah
bold quest
Corona is salvation, we must spread it
fading nymph
The internet doesnt exist.
tardy crescent
lol
tardy crescent
cool
golden ivy
I just use google
fading nymph
I just use google
bold quest
H2r is also a great site
fading nymph
Blah
tardy crescent
gleego?
red cobalt
goople spark
golden ivy
😒 snow
golden ivy
Yes snow
tardy crescent
oh no she got tungsten
golden ivy
Imma have a shower and I'd stream it but no vc
tardy crescent
Meat [MEAT]: Imma have a shower and I'd stream it but no vc
golden ivy
I'm kidding 💦
tardy crescent
fading nymph
red cobalt
Just make sure nobody uses the toilet room
golden ivy
WOLFE
fading nymph
That room. Does it have a door?
golden ivy
for fucks sake
red cobalt
Especially if they have eaten food from taco bell.
tardy crescent
Just make unsure anyone usesn't the toilet room
fading nymph
Or does the toliet itself sit in just an empty doorway
bold quest
There's no toilet
fading nymph
He toliet has its own room and it bugs the crap outta me
bold quest
Just a hole on the ground
tardy crescent
@ Overlord Miners (MODS)
golden ivy
And yes it does have it's own room
tardy crescent
;-;
bold quest
Sitting there isn't comfortable when there's too much space
bold quest
That's why it gets it's own room
fading nymph
But... but... you coulda had it closed so you didnt give a girl a peepshow.
bold quest
To see who's showering
tardy crescent
toilets in living rooms salute you
golden ivy
Because I'm not gonna like sit in there for a long time
red cobalt
toilets... in... livingrooms?
tardy crescent
yes
red cobalt
what the hell
golden ivy
I didn't have my tablet with me wolfe
near wharf
meat lives in a toilet
tardy crescent
and in bedrooms ^(:
golden ivy
LAVA
fading nymph
Omg. Its a ghost
near wharf
soon will upgrade to full bathroom im sure
golden ivy
Not you
tardy crescent
#FixUrGame
bold quest
Ah, good thing I didn't send what I was typing
near wharf
i cant wait for people to be like "wow lava u r bad u no game"
red cobalt
I mean, a bathroom connected to a livingroom sure.
tardy crescent
lel wot
fading nymph
Lava! Why is there no infinity train in idle skilling!
golden ivy
Lava do you want me to dm you the origin of the joke
red cobalt
But a toilet in a livingroom?
near wharf
then i come over the top with my announce and they all go ";00"
near wharf
i used to live in a toilet too dont worry just gotta grind and hustle and u can live on the couch like me
tardy crescent
golden ivy
Aight thanks lava
tardy crescent
funny meme -1/10
fading nymph
Lava has a golden toliet now
near wharf
lv 100 iron throne
red cobalt
I need to get a toilet installed infront of my computer
tardy crescent
haha
near wharf
first one to achieve such a level
tardy crescent
got a lvl 100 throne as well so haha
tardy crescent
an onion soup
red cobalt
Check the toilet room first
tardy crescent
red cobalt
make sure there is nobody in there
golden ivy
There isn't
tardy crescent
me farming xp be like
red cobalt
If there is, embarrassing.
golden ivy
Actually the cat materialised in there
red cobalt
opens toilet room door
red cobalt
"Oh hello there person that is taking a shit"
bold quest
It doesn't matter if the door is open when you're taking a shit
tardy crescent
poor cat
bold quest
If you are thicc enough
tardy crescent
wut
golden ivy
Brb
fading nymph
https://youtu.be/-nb_1eR6Hr4 @near wharf we need an infinity train!
tardy crescent
!ban @bold quest
bold quest
If you are thicc enough, they wont see anything
tardy crescent
!ban
fading nymph
No one is allowed to ban
tardy crescent
red cobalt
Ban ana
tardy crescent
lava perhaps?
fading nymph
You can try tempmute lmao
tardy crescent
An Ana S
red cobalt
Pineapple is ananas in Swedish
tardy crescent
(^:
red cobalt
Ban 🍍
fading nymph
Kalamazoo is the name of a place.
red cobalt
Do they have gnobgoblins?
frank moth
very soon
fading nymph
Gobstoppers
fading nymph
bold quest
I miss having new people around
tardy crescent
lol
fading nymph
Go recruit new people to this discord
bold quest
Especially the ones you could get to ping the mod team
bold quest
Why you hiding behind that?
bold quest
Snow being tsun
tardy crescent
oh no
snow hedge
lol
bold quest
Oof
tardy crescent
ban
fading nymph
Heinz did it.
bold quest
bold quest
Yes
fading nymph
Ill leave.
bold quest
It did happen
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SnowySnow#2413 has been muted for 1 hour
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when you have to edit a mute command so it doesn't seem embarassing but it failed anyway
fallen inlet
Welp they tried
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Snow does
tardy crescent
snow reacting
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Kawaii
tardy crescent
!ban @fading nymph 999d lol they reacting while muted
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Awkward
tardy crescent
golden ivy
i already removed it :p
tardy crescent
you gotta mute first lol :p
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Mute should be for how many online mods got pinged, 1hr per online mod
livid lava
morning
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Klotz saying lol to the ping cause he died
worldly lichen
Toto in Oblivion
worldly lichen
A meat take a shower ?
golden ivy
And blackwolfe we're gonna be like 80
red cobalt
Meateor shower
golden ivy
And you're still gonna remember the shower incident
red cobalt
Always
golden ivy
Every time I take a shit your dead ghost is gonna be like 'make sure there's nobody in the shower'
median orbit
@pearl oak how long did you have the autoclicker active?
ashen orbit
tfw you watch a ball go all the way to gem jackpot only to have it turn the other way on the last bounce and get small gems instead of big gems
tame sparrow
We have all had that feel :(
worldly lichen
Get keys instead of jackpot
golden ivy
ok
tame sparrow
I hate you so much nut
You bastard
You uncontrollable fury of malcontent
You will be vanquished
ashen orbit
lol
twin hound
Wow... Well that's just plain fucked...
I doubled my %H2O exp from sweat cup, yet my gym h20 exp didn't go up a single point
golden ivy
ashen orbit
rip lol
golden ivy
leaden swan
i lost all my data,dont know why or how
void spade
@leaden swan no cloudsave?
frail cedar
void spade
Hi Ashley how is new place @frail cedar
distant siren
im back after some time
void spade
Always ash
fleet ivy
Sup
ashen orbit
g'day
fleet ivy
I feel like you're farming time on that ps1 emulator static :p
gleaming patio
hey
ashen orbit
g'day
golden ivy
ok
twin hound
Botany....... Kill me.......
frank moth
botany balls
livid lava
no
ashen orbit
exactly, because botany is better than pets
tardy crescent
it had a big downside: the extremely insulting gem costs
tardy crescent
it takes entire months to get the 45 diamond pipes and a 10/10/10 shiny vat
livid lava
and it had some flaws with ppl exploiting
ashen orbit
oh no i dont mind the gems, it just takes so much time, hatching pets and shit
ashen orbit
thats why i dislike it
tardy crescent
only for pets
ashen orbit
ight
livid lava
well.. luck is luck... I got 2 new pets in one week with 0,05% chance
livid lava
and then there are raid cards when I can not get single card in month
I mean, I do not care about gem cost, that is just premium stuff, if we are talking about fun, feature and playability... pets were good
tardy crescent
6*375 + 525*4 + 45*225 + 450*6 + 6750
tardy crescent
23925 gems
livid lava
oh
ashen orbit
damm
livid lava
well, u got me there
tardy crescent
only to have all pet stuff at max power
twin hound
Is that including pet slots?
ashen orbit
lol
livid lava
but do you need that ?
tardy crescent
just add 4k
ashen orbit
so the total goes up!
ashen orbit
wait youre right, lel
tardy crescent
how long would it take to get that with 6* occ x, 100+ balls max, 30+ daily gems from crypt, 50 gems from hoops? 
basically if you maxed everything
oh, forgot raids/asylum
tardy crescent
idk the gems/ball so
must be near 0.25
and this is just pet stuff lol, we have to consider all other things
ashen orbit
6375 nests
4626 carpet
45225 pipes
875 vat
8250 vat upgrade 1
8225 vat upgrade 2
8200 vat upgrade 3
6450 double vessles
20200 pet slots
oof
tardy crescent
fun fact: I haven't rebirthed since 4* dmg
ashen orbit
nice
tardy crescent
and that was to get me 4x str levels
ashen orbit
oof lol
tardy crescent
Now I wonder how I'll get to 9*
Only thing I know is I still gotta rebirth a few times
ashen orbit
6x375 4x625 45x225 875 8x250 8x225 8x200 6x450 20x200
idk
im struggling to get above 4* damage myself
tardy crescent
yea I had a big struggle at 4*
winged sigil
getting the last blood tank should help a lot
tardy crescent
fun fact: it took me longer from the moment I reached the purgatory and killed the first monster (3 months) than reaching 4*
I barely had come with a few trillion dmg from dung after a several day long grind to purg and had basically nothing
my ores/min weren't even 10m, I hadn't reached h2o lvl 80, I couldn't even upgrade much at all da perks...
golden ivy
ok
tardy crescent
Indeed, I was fucked back then
golden ivy
ok
tardy crescent
ok boomer
ashen orbit
27850, thats what i got for total gem cost for all pet gem buys
tardy crescent
all the content may be around 100k
getting an ultra-optimal crystal setup can be well over 5k
worldly lichen
Just construction/ spelunking cost so much
tardy crescent
yes
golden ivy
ok
tardy crescent
but the by far biggest gem expend is pets
golden ivy
ok
tardy crescent
I really wanted to kill lava when he put those costs
tardy crescent
I won't even get them lmao they're a waste of gems
golden ivy
like you
winged sigil
builders? lol no they're not
tardy crescent
#NoIodizedWhoCompletedConstructGang
golden ivy
0 members
tardy crescent
tho seriously you shouldn't be forced to get iodized to finish construct
ashen orbit
meh, i got them because i wanted faster building lel
winged sigil
iodized is pretty much the only way you can boost build speed beyond waiting a lot for construction levels
ashen orbit
yup oof
winged sigil
and they cost like 3k
tardy crescent
and iodized makes you wait as well
ashen orbit
there are also builder speed cards tho
winged sigil
I know there's cards and perk 14
tardy crescent
yes
winged sigil
and those two cap
tardy crescent
Only reached perk 14 a few days ago
iodized cap as well
upgrades as well cuz of high prices
ashen orbit
perk 14? what?
tardy crescent
like, there's no way to get infinite speed anyway
worldly lichen
Learning perk azazel
ashen orbit
oh that
winged sigil
at least that cap is higher than normal builders
tardy crescent
takes me like 2 hours to go to 14
ashen orbit
oof rip
ashen orbit
nice
tardy crescent
man three weeks ago i was only starting in spelunking as a noob
ashen orbit
lol wasnt everyone?
tardy crescent
some people got da alpha so not everyone
ashen orbit
eh, only a select few, so meh
tardy crescent
I'm one of them so I technically had it before, just that I didn't take it seriously until later on
ashen orbit
lol makes sense
tardy crescent
Things to buy before iodized fake noobs:
2 tink decks I'm missing
7 canaries
ultra-optimal apo speed brew crystal set
maybe 1x of 2x traces and 2x vessels?
oh, and the rest of upgrades I'm missing from da vat and the 45 diamond pipes haha
and yes this list is ordered by priority
ashen orbit
lol nice
tardy crescent
Would be getting the canaries first if it wasn't that tink decks are cheap now
As I got links there's 700 gems less to spend haha
glad I didn't buy them when there were 9
ashen orbit
lol nice
winged sigil
the links cost just the same now as they did before
tardy crescent
though is there anywhere where optimal tink decks are shown?
winged sigil
no
winged sigil
those are easy to figure out
winged sigil
but it depends on what you need
tardy crescent
yea
gotta buy me the other 2 decks first tho
recently have been getting a more decent amount of gems and bought this week 2x mastery, all links and 3x tinker decks
but this week of good gem luck will cost me 12 years of bad luck
yay can max this, thought it would have a stupid price spike
distant siren
thats bogo
winged sigil
yea, it doesn't get a dumb 1.4^55 multi
tardy crescent
well I'll finally have potions at a decent price
golden ivy
ok
ashen orbit
oof nice lol
tame sparrow
I want cookies
golden ivy
no
tame sparrow
eat shit nut
tardy crescent
xd
golden ivy
no
tardy crescent
ok boomer
tame sparrow
you will suffer for the next ten thousand days
tardy crescent
yes
honestly there should be a way to finish construct without having to pay gems for it
winged sigil
the things are meant to be end game
hushed gull
By the point you need them, it's pretty easy to get gems
Hoops+pachinko+keys+tickets
ashen orbit
true oof
tardy crescent
kinda, but I still see it stupid to be forced to pay
ashen orbit
lol
winged sigil
but you can get them for free
tardy crescent
still forced to pay gems
tardy crescent
slower to get anyway
what I know for myself is I'm keeping the normal builders for a good while
and yes I haven't bought any x2 asylum traces or x2 vessels from gem shop
golden ivy
ok
tame sparrow
Petition to grind Nut up for fertilizer
tardy crescent
^
hushed gull
N U T B U T T E R
tardy crescent
he only says "ok"
astral magnet
ikr. i can do like 12, but not with mouse
you can use numpad mousekeys
ik someone who does 20 CPS using the numpad
golden ivy
tardy crescent
6 0
hushed gull
There's some game where you have to type every number between 1 and 100 as fast as possible, i knocked out a solid 30 second time
Numpad is busted
errant forge
And my mouse is broken so it was harder to press the button
tardy crescent
👀 he has said anything which is not "ok"!!!
vital heart
well, if you simply pressed the key with one finger for a minute 11cps is pretty good
astral magnet
@errant forge Shift Alt Numpad
lets you use Num5 and NumPlus, as mousekeys
Division,Multiply and Subtract are used to change the mousekey you press when using 5 and Plus
vital heart
pretty sure you need something enabled for that