lmao i told windows malicous software tool to only scan one folder and it decided to scan all of windows
#off-topic-chat
golden ivy
hushed gull
Who are you apologizing to
golden ivy
snow
dull nymph
Ffs. I’m just sitting here thinking how hungry I am and you post that shit.
hushed gull
Get a sous vide
fading nymph
I wish i could figure out how to poach eggs
hushed gull
It's like magic for eggs
dull nymph
Now I gotta find something to eat.
fading nymph
Ive only eaten a tortilla today
hushed gull
Hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla
golden ivy
thats why lmao
hushed gull
@void spade am i right haha
golden ivy
i never said the word before that vine
hushed gull
Epic meme
golden ivy
so now im stuck
fading nymph
Did you and static have to build a kayak?
golden ivy
i pretend i do it ironically but in actuality my smol brane is stuck
hushed gull
Like "fam" or "lit" or "bruh"
golden ivy
I have greeted my father with "wassuh" on 3 occasions
fading nymph
I hate when people say fam... makes me want to set their head on fire.
golden hawk
Don´t even know what it means
hushed gull
I used to hit em with the classic " 'asuhhhhhh due?"
fading nymph
Its like family... cept you say it to friends.
hushed gull
Don't even know what what means? Fam?
golden hawk
I know nothing at all
hushed gull
It's like family, but basically means "squad" or "friend group" generally
golden ivy
Slime rancher is sooooo fun
void spade
I love slime rancher
fading nymph
I told my grandma that wasabi was avocado. We didnt talk for a while after that.
hushed gull
Slime rancher is a pretty solid game
fading nymph
I have slime rancher on xbox. I am to the point where im not sure what to do.
golden hawk
Nothin beats graveyard keeper O_O
hushed gull
Slime Rancher deluxe edition on ps4 is on sale for 17.99
void spade
that's crazy
void spade
I already got it tho
golden hawk
Graveyard Keeper is on steam BOOOOM!!!!
hushed gull
I just might cop that
golden ivy
Wtf
hushed gull
Bray, you can refund withing 2 hours
golden ivy
There is a big slime with an open mouth in the woods
hushed gull
Oh
fading nymph
Feed it bray
Each big one only likes certain foods.
And when you feed them enough you get rewarded.
golden hawk
Okey I´m a big one but I don´t know what certain food I prefer?
fading nymph
Lmao
hushed gull
That's not very cash money of you
fading nymph
...
I feel like you probably like grilled cheese. Lmao everyone likes grilled cheese sometimes.
golden hawk
"everyone sometimes" ^^ Well...
flint iron
slime rancher is fabulous
golden hawk
Uhhh then you don´t know me ^^
fading nymph
Im making a cookie monster joke
mint mountain
fading nymph
wispy dagger
A Cookie is an Always Food
golden ivy
A whole bunch of black rainbow slimey things are at my base
Help
What do I do
Help
fading nymph
Water bray. Spray them with water
wispy dagger
stab them
golden ivy
How
wispy dagger
pee on them
golden ivy
Where is water
fading nymph
golden ivy
Slime rancher
foggy thorn
hmm
golden ivy
I take my fuckin eyes off my laptop for an hour to do some exercise
Ok
And I miss my partner (she literally got on half an hour ago and is gone now)
Gg
What is worse is Discord was still open as well
bold quest
She probably thought you didn't want to talk to her
golden ivy
I mean it might've been on idle
and this happened earlier so I guess I just assumed she wouldn't get more lol
Anyways wish me luck boys
No
hushed gull
Play uhhhh motherload
golden ivy
looks boring
hushed gull
And?
wispy dagger
bray several people told you about games to play a day or so ago
just go back there
hushed gull
You play incremental games🤔
wispy dagger
even vagante and barony
vale flicker
When's valentines day?
golden ivy
i ned more
wispy dagger
bray you're a weenie
foggy thorn
?
hushed gull
Hurrdurr
wispy dagger
bray spend valentines day with his mother
vale flicker
Suicide day is in 13 days and suicide month was in Dec
golden ivy
ok so games
vale flicker
I don't know why I track these stats
golden ivy
they have to be fun
i dotn want some old shit
Why're y'all calling it suicide day
that is boring
vale flicker
@golden ivy cause it has the highest suicide rate of the entire year
hushed gull
It's so good they even remade it
vale flicker
Yeah
hushed gull
Play the original first though
golden ivy
meat has his "partner" to spend it with
hushed gull
The remake is slightly handholdier
golden ivy
depressing month
void spade
Hi guys its birthday
hushed gull
He's drunk
void spade
No
hushed gull
Don't encourage him too much
foggy thorn
no
vale flicker
My friend was born on international suicide day and I bully him for it
foggy thorn
do a flip @void spade
vale flicker
echo spade
I’ve been gone for what 7 hours and there’s no memes
foggy thorn
void spade
Im right here
hushed gull
But did you do a flip
foggy thorn
^
foggy thorn
inspect element
hushed gull
Shootings also go up in general during the summer
foggy thorn
yeah bc no one is trying to shoot someone during the cold
golden ivy
guns get cold true
hushed gull
What a wild month
golden ivy
in canada we all kill ourselves in december because they shut down the syrup factories
😦
hushed gull
@void spade why do you shut down the syrup
vale flicker
Shame
Yeah I'm not actually sure bout the suicide rate is worldwide for months
But it's Dec for Canada
👀
vale flicker
^me after pirating the entire DMC 4 game
foggy thorn
what
golden ivy
true tho
vale flicker
I bought the rest of the series
foggy thorn
pirating is bad connorthefirst
vale flicker
But man was 80 overpriced
👀
Actually it's completely legal as long as you own a copy of the game
And if it comes down to it
I'll just borrow my friends
foggy thorn
why pirate if you have a copy
hushed gull
Can you back up that December suicide stat @vale flicker
hushed gull
I can't find any sources on it
vale flicker
@hushed gull I found it in 2018, I'll see if I can find it again
foggy thorn
ok what the fuck is a renegade
void spade
Google it
foggy thorn
my sister just said do you know how to renegade
foggy thorn
yeah
golden ivy
some tiktok dance
golden ivy
yeah its the gayest thing ever
some kidz in one of my classes were doing it "ironically"
hushed gull
foggy thorn
it's stupid
hushed gull
I can't even find a source that mentions December, let alone as the highest
void spade
Need for speed carbon 😩 @hushed gull
golden ivy
those are not suicide
vale flicker
Wait
hushed gull
Yeah that's deaths
vale flicker
good point
hushed gull
As in people freezing to death counts
hushed gull
I also can't find any statistics got Valentine's day having more suicides
hushed gull
Only articles that come up (not just in Canada) are for new year's and post-Valentine's
golden ivy
pls dont ruin them
vale flicker
shush
hushed gull
Misinformation about people killing themselves isn't fun, it's dangerous and encourages people to follow trends in times of stress
mighty slate
Hi
echo spade
golden ivy
lmao they are tho
vale flicker
@hushed gull I'm not going around telling people to kill themselves cause others do it
And misinformation?
Even if I gave the correct information
foggy thorn
@echo spade ah good old times
vale flicker
That still applies
hushed gull
Yeah, you're just normalizing suicide in a date context
vale flicker
👀
hushed gull
The correct information is that there's no real soecific spikes on set months or dates, there's no real time when people give up
golden ivy
i didnt realize that someone in the crowd was a snowflake and a half
red cobalt
I mean, it would seem sadly logical if people who feel lonely and somewhat depressed could feel even more sad on a day that is all about love and smooshismoosh etc
void spade
@golden ivy you can't call anyone a snowflake
You left the server cause we were mean to you
vale flicker
@hushed gull It's the second leading cause of death period
There's no not normalizing it
👀
hushed gull
Yes it is, and yes there is
vale flicker
I'm not advocating it
hushed gull
You don't have to advocate to normalize
echo spade
Can I change the topic?
red cobalt
Any suicide is a tragedy.
hushed gull
Saying "hey everybody kills themselves on valentines haha" could seal the deal for someone who was unsure because oh, everyone does it
echo spade
Wrong picture
golden ivy
well kinda bad argument
vale flicker
Hey everyone downtown does crack cocaine
hushed gull
You very clearly have a strong grasp on mental illness
vale flicker
does it make sense to do that stupid thing just because of a fact
red cobalt
It would not be far fetched that someone who already is close to the edge could be even closer to the edge on a day like valentines.
And thus, well..
It would not take much.
golden ivy
i havent celebrated valentines in years
vale flicker
^
echo spade
void spade
^
golden ivy
yeah but who cares
foggy thorn
can we just stray away from this topic
vale flicker
I agree, luckily I didn't do it for attention
golden ivy
fake facts are fun sometimes
foggy thorn
yeah
golden ivy
kuaka bouta start censoring us (jk luv u hun)
echo spade
Hey kuaka
foggy thorn
but not when they are about suicide
red cobalt
Fun fact, my mom killed herself and so did a friend of mine.
echo spade
Wanna call me bad at the game some more
red cobalt
Yay
foggy thorn
sure
golden ivy
stop
echo spade
I think that’s a different topic
foggy thorn
it is
echo spade
red cobalt
"fun" fact.
foggy thorn
lol not even oneshotting
vale flicker
Woah
golden ivy
imagine
foggy thorn
not even in bog
foggy thorn
only Q yellow coins
vale flicker
I haven't seen those in forever
foggy thorn
not even lava cash
hushed gull
Why is your damage a dumb color
foggy thorn
lol bootleg solar dmg
foggy thorn
4 perk points
foggy thorn
only triple digits for your levels
red cobalt
Are you sure it's not just you being broken?
hushed gull
Cooldowns xd
echo spade
golden ivy
could be yes
echo spade
There
foggy thorn
you only have K health lol
echo spade
I have 1 more gem from last picture
echo spade
Um
red cobalt
No soup skills for you!
echo spade
Asylum
foggy thorn
you can do asylum with that little dmg?m
vale flicker
echo spade
golden ivy
whats another classic cute game or dungeon crawler
red cobalt
I mean, 1 key emigdala doesn't instakill.
hushed gull
No bells xd
foggy thorn
lol 1 digit traces
golden ivy
no gorshank kills
foggy thorn
binding of isaac
golden ivy
yes
red cobalt
I remember my first 1 key asylum kills taking quite some time.
foggy thorn
nuclear throne
void spade
I'm halfway to blood vessels poggers
hushed gull
Azure Tower
red cobalt
Certainly didn't instakill any asylum bosses back then.
golden ivy
ok because of my short term memory loss im writing these down for once
echo spade
I’m so used to everyone trash talking me in this chat
golden ivy
ok im joining
echo spade
Gl
golden ivy
that was gross
red cobalt
Feels odd that basilisks have almost the same color as cultists
red cobalt
Almost
golden ivy
i need to test alpha
red cobalt
Shades of blue etc
golden ivy
if one comes out
foggy thorn
basilisk have the nice shade of blue
hushed gull
If you ask enough times he can ban you
red cobalt
Fifty shades of blue
foggy thorn
I cant
but I can make it so you cant see messages or type
which is basically a ban
echo spade
Is there a trash rank?
golden ivy
im litterally an alpha tho
red cobalt
Idle Skilling: Fifty shades of bob
golden ivy
you took it away
foggy thorn
no
echo spade
If so I should have it
foggy thorn
never took it away
foggy thorn
how
bold quest
You never had it
foggy thorn
heiz should I do it
bold quest
Simple
foggy thorn
yes or no
golden ivy
i can prove it
bold quest
Give him the "I can't speak" role
foggy thorn
this one
golden ivy
I can take that too
bold quest
Beta, not alpha
foggy thorn
or this one
golden ivy
fine
bold quest
Timeout
foggy thorn
and yeah that's beta not alpha smh
foggy thorn
I too have lava dms
void spade
Gotta wait for lava to make beta tester role
foggy thorn
I want my pc alpha tester role back
foggy thorn
photoshop
void spade
^
golden ivy
ok well
void spade
I can see the pixels
golden ivy
no you cant
foggy thorn
yes I can
golden ivy
no you cannot
mighty slate
Can anyone say if there is way to get on next area fast
echo spade
I see all the pixels
bold quest
Buy gems
golden ivy
how possibly could you spot an error in the photo if its not fake
bold quest
Cause it is
golden ivy
ok well no
foggy thorn
also this still stands
golden ivy
no it doesnt
foggy thorn
yes it does
golden ivy
no but i will compromise on one thing
echo spade
With that picture I see no pixels
foggy thorn
me too
void spade
Andrew never said how long that was in place so
foggy thorn
anyways
golden ivy
yes
bold quest
Then andrew comes on
golden ivy
im fine with white
red cobalt
Once per day you ask, and as traditions go you then get denied.
golden ivy
but it doesnt do bad asking
echo spade
Oh yeah how come I’m a bandit bob
red cobalt
Once a forthnight you get muted.
golden ivy
nah
red cobalt
And never shall you see the light of your roles again.
foggy thorn
you talk @echo spade
golden ivy
he threatens to mute me because he is annoyed by my asking
echo spade
Wow
golden ivy
so i keep it to 5 minutes
echo spade
Sick
foggy thorn
you not getting roles
bold quest
Your dad
echo spade
Me being trash
golden ivy
yes but before
bold quest
Sponges
golden ivy
"role'nt" as ashley would say
red cobalt
Dey see me roleing, dey be hatin
echo spade
bold quest
She will never know
golden ivy
oop
frail cedar
What heiz
golden ivy
she is here
red cobalt
Heiz ketchup
bold quest
What?
frail cedar
What do you want
bold quest
To uncover the mysteries of the world
red cobalt
I see your ??? and raise you !!!!
hushed gull
Bray is trying to get muted
bold quest
Death by ashley
golden ivy
scary death
foggy thorn
I see your !!!! and raise you ¿¿¿¿
red cobalt
Fold
foggy thorn
good
red cobalt
From ashley to ashley, from dust to dust.
echo spade
echo spade
Dang we already got like 7 things happening and there’s going to be zombies?
bold quest
Corona zombies
echo spade
Oh then continue with 7
red cobalt
Yes
bold quest
8 and 9 is pc and ios not recieving updates
red cobalt
I just realised, there is a presidential election in the US this year.
Things can become much worse.
golden ivy
nah
echo spade
Why is 2020 like the worst year
golden ivy
bernie 2020
red cobalt
Here's hoping.
void spade
Bernie 2020
red cobalt
Team anti-trump
golden ivy
true
echo spade
golden ivy
this year is suprisingly bad but i still enjoy it
red cobalt
I hate it so far.
echo spade
Yeah I guess
golden ivy
if the planet goes to shit atleast i still have my cat
echo spade
I like how we change topics so quickly
red cobalt
The topic is random topic randomly
golden ivy
yes
red cobalt
no
echo spade
red cobalt
Banana
echo spade
golden ivy
echo spade
echo spade
foggy thorn
we said 3 games
red cobalt
Imagine if prior to Meat taking a dump in his toilet room while his partner was taking a shower, he had visited taco bell.
If you know what I mean.
echo spade
Yikes
red cobalt
The smell, the sounds.
echo spade
red cobalt
Prfrrrrrrtttttttttsphhsshssssss
echo spade
Jjjjjjj
red cobalt
It's not the topic you wanted, but the topic you deserved.
echo spade
red cobalt
Or not.
golden ivy
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
pallid iron
golden ivy
pallid iron
whats alot of %
red cobalt
That % looks.. odd.
pallid iron
fair enough, why would you trust anyone who is NOT a doctor
red cobalt
The numbers look odd.
echo spade
I wouldn’t trust a doctor that has killed someone
pallid iron
but would you trust someone who is not a doctor that has killed someone?
echo spade
Same thing
red cobalt
I wonder if Lava will finally increase the visual cap for spiriting costs next update.
echo spade
Now the topic is doctors I’m guessing
red cobalt
This topic is bigger on the inside.
foggy thorn
so are you a doctor
echo spade
There’s a song that has a part that says “washing machines are confusing”
Or something along those lines
red cobalt
Now I need to hear that song.
golden ivy
ok
red cobalt
"I'm giving a party next Saturday night
And here are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The giant who lives in my washing machine,
That other nice giant, who's jolly and green
The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood"
such random lyrics
Didn't find any confusing washing machines though.
red cobalt
It's apparently possible to be a strange washing machine though
"I never thought this could happen to me
I'm a strange washing machine
I never served somebody this sane
I'll never, never, never be too late"
echo spade
Somebody showed me the song you are going to look at
red cobalt
Found the lyrics
"Cycling to school at 7:30 in the morning
I am still your baby boy I'm stuck in 2013
Don't understand my body
Washing machine confuses me"
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO OPERATE A WASHING MACHINE
It's not rocket science.
echo spade
Yes
red cobalt
Yet, there are people who are not competent enough to figure out how to use a washing machine.
red cobalt
banana
golden ivy
No
red cobalt
Sleep is like death, only you wake up afterwards.
golden ivy
I used to do these chat activations where I said some disturbing out of context sentence and chat revived due to people's confusion
echo spade
Sleep is the only time you practice to die
golden ivy
Pro tip: cactus needles do not give you the cactus vaccination
red cobalt
Kind of like when you have a bad case of hangover.
golden ivy
Learned that the hard way
golden ivy
First time in 900 years I can be read forward and backward
red cobalt
waht
golden ivy
And say the same thing
red cobalt
oh
golden ivy
2-02-2020
echo spade
Oh cool
golden ivy
Yeah
red cobalt
Figured it out just as I wahted
golden ivy
It's not quite there for me yet
echo spade
And the first thing I said in it was jumping cactus
golden ivy
Yeah wtf
echo spade
Real thing btw
red cobalt
Exploding cactuses on the other hand.
golden ivy
I gave up on cacti after my little sister ate mine
echo spade
golden ivy
Yes
fading nymph
Cactus is good eaten
fading nymph
I eat cactus steaks occasionally
fading nymph
You eat them without the barbs obviously
echo spade
And I said I was leaving
golden ivy
I just filled it up with piss
red cobalt
Too late now.
echo spade
But now I’m just talking about cacti
golden ivy
So makes sense why it doesn't taste like water
fading nymph
Cacti are the best.
fading nymph
You know thats where itching powder comes from
echo spade
And food
golden ivy
I agree
echo spade
Everything on a cactus
golden ivy
I have a huge cactus garden
fading nymph
Cactus juice is nice sometimes. Makes a good tea.
golden ivy
And I have cactus wood sorrounding it
echo spade
Cactus can be a hat
red cobalt
I read that totally wrong.
echo spade
Wonder how that would feel
fading nymph
Bye braybe. I still have you blocked. Lmao
red cobalt
braybe, braybe not
fading nymph
I have to hit his messages to read then.
fading nymph
A pie
fading nymph
Bye Nice. Have a Nice time.
red cobalt
And don't let the bedbugs assassinate you.
echo spade
I would have already left by then
red cobalt
Ninja Bedbugs
fading nymph
Ninja ninjas
red cobalt
fo real real?
echo spade
Just gotta delete discord
fading nymph
Delete Nice.
red cobalt
That's not nice.
echo spade
Fine I will just hide the discord app
red cobalt
(the bedbugs knocked nice unconcious and are pretending to be nice)
(bedbugs aren't nice)
Nej
echo spade
Ok for real real this time
fading nymph
@echo spade
echo spade
I’m still here
fading nymph
@echo spade
fading nymph
I cant find @echo spade
echo spade
Good I’m not getting pinged
golden ivy
Rice is nice
red cobalt
Yet you are here
red cobalt
It is my right, yeah
echo spade
Left
red cobalt
Did you?
bold quest
Yaoi action
golden ivy
No
fading nymph
W̷̾͒h̸̓͒ê̵͘r̷͐̅e̵͂̏ ̶̓̒a̷͑ͅr̷͑̽t̸̒͝ ̶̃̽t̸̏̈́h̵̾͗ő̷̚ü̵̆,̸̾̀ ̸̑̈́Ǹ̶͒i̶̓̽c̴̑̅ẻ̷̓?̸͕̿
⸮ɘɔiͶ ,uoʜƚ ƚɿɒ ɘɿɘʜW
red cobalt
Snowysnow is broken, plz fix
golden ivy
Nope
red cobalt
Snowysnow 1.02 hotfix
fading nymph
山卄乇尺乇 卂尺ㄒ ㄒ卄ㄖㄩ, 几丨匚乇?
red cobalt
For some reason I read that in a creepy demonic voice.
echo spade
Death
bold quest
啊你我 哦啊 哦你 地热 呢额的 哦发 黑搞糊涂。
golden ivy
Also same
red cobalt
NO, DEATH TALKS LIKE THIS, IN ALL CAPS
echo spade
death
fading nymph
¿ǝɔıN 'noɥʇ ʇɹɐ ǝɹǝɥM
echo spade
livid nexus
za nutto
red cobalt
We are all nuts in here
echo spade
はい (aka yes)
fading nymph
A̵̒̍n̷̒̚ ̸̇̉e̷͊̄y̸̐̄e̸̿̈́l̴̔̚ȇ̵̆s̶̔̉s̶̈́͘ ̵̛͝a̷̐͝b̶̂͠ȏ̶̊m̷̈̀i̸̔̒ń̴͂a̴̅́t̴̆͋i̷̓̎ó̴̈́n̶̎̇ ̶̌̎w̶͊͒i̵̽̌ẗ̵́̇h̷̑͝ ̶̀́s̵̈́̚e̶̐͠v̵̂͝e̸̓͗ń̴̕ ̴̿̉m̴̛̚o̴͋̀u̶̿̋t̵͌̚h̴̓̋s̷̃͗.̵͋̅
red cobalt
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
fading nymph
I̸̛͠ ̷̉͗d̵́̒i̵͑̚ĕ̷̓ ̵̒̉a̸̓̕s̷̀͝ ̶͌͆i̷̿̿ ̴̔͂l̴̈́͌i̶͊̌v̴̛̏e̵̛͒,̵̈͋ ̵͑͝u̵̓͠p̵̓̊ö̷͐n̴̓̌ ̶̈́̋t̷̅͐h̷̆̉e̷͐͆ ̵̈́̀t̸̐̂h̶̓̀r̸̽̕ȍ̷̚n̷̐̕e̷̊͛ ̴̈́́o̸̔͂f̸̀̕ ̵͊́â̵̚ĺ̵̑l̷͂̕ ̶̈́͆t̷͆̀h̸̾̆o̶͛̉s̸̈̔e̷͂̕ ̸̓̓w̷͒̊h̷͌͠o̶͛͆ ̸̽lived before me
Discord decided my text wouldnt be allowed.
And fixed itself towards the end
golden ivy
Oh F
wispy dagger
nice
fading nymph
Ꭵ ᎴᎥᏋᎴ Ꮧ ᎷᎥᏝᏝᎥᎧᏁ ᎴᏋᏗᏖᏂᏕ ᏰᏋᎦᎧᏒᏋ ᏖᏂᏋ ᏕᏬᏁ ᏰᏋፈᏗᎷᏋ ᏰᏝᏗፈᏦ
golden ivy
My mum kicked me off my computer because she didn't believe that I was revising
Because I almost never do
fading nymph
The one time you do. Lmao
fading nymph
Kitty.
fading nymph
So you made the cat do homework while you talk to us.
hushed gull
Haha so quirky
golden ivy
Just in case y'all felt the urge to ask why there's a bike there
wispy dagger
so get the cat to ride the bike
bold quest
Kinky
golden ivy
Nah she's been let inside now
Aight guys science homework
Description of kinetic energy (I can't be assed to write my own)
fading nymph
red cobalt
creepy
golden ivy
My cat chews stuff she isn't supposed to either
fading nymph
Mice are good to chew on. But she wasnt chewing on it.
red cobalt
Did she let it go?
fading nymph
She was just moving it to the other side of the house.
bold quest
Has a mouse ever bit a cat's tongue?
golden ivy
Yes
fading nymph
And yeah she did. She let it go in the kitchen.
The proceeded to toss it in the air a few times.
fading nymph
She was playing
golden ivy
Actually nvm my cat does that too
bold quest
Imagine a cat tossing mice at you
fading nymph
Oh. Ive had birds thrown at me
golden ivy
She has this fish toy and if you're within 10m she throws it
bold quest
Nice
fading nymph
Live birds.
golden ivy
😳
fading nymph
So loud... 😱
red cobalt
It's fun when a cat brings a dead bird inside and eats it, and you can clearly hear the crunching of bones.
golden ivy
Yeah
bold quest
Yeah girls are loud when faced with a bird
red cobalt
Very disturbing 😛
fading nymph
Bone crunch doesnt bug me anymore.
golden ivy
We used to have an Indian Miner bird problem
fading nymph
I wake up occasionally hearing it under my bed
fading nymph
All cats like moths.
fading nymph
If you have roaches.... fuck dat shit
red cobalt
That must be terrible.
golden ivy
She eats the guts and legs but leaves the shell. wings and head
I've had a few fly around after she's done
red cobalt
o.O
red cobalt
I can't blame them.
golden ivy
These are Australian Cockroaches, the closest thing to immortal
red cobalt
...
fading nymph
I want to make a comment but it will be super insensitive
bold quest
Do it
golden ivy
These things can be up to 10cm long
red cobalt
¯_(ツ)_/¯ Australia
golden ivy
And I've had massive ones fly at me before
tardy crescent
pros be like 1.7x applied 150 times
bold quest
I'll show you massive
golden ivy
Not even our spiders want to take those roaches on
fading nymph
Yeah so i dont want to say it but... why cant we just let Australia burn to get rid of the roaches and spiders...
golden ivy
Nah
fading nymph
Bird eating spiders...
golden ivy
The fires are dying out anyway
bold quest
Burn everything
golden ivy
And besides we still have spiders
red cobalt
Nuke the site from orbit
fading nymph
Roaches would most likely survive
strong ore
nothing left to burn
golden ivy
red cobalt
Nuking the north and south pole, certainly wouldn't make the sea levels rise faster or anything 😛
fading nymph
Omfg
strong ore
never seen a spider that big apart from the zoo
golden ivy
The bigger ones in the web are about 30cm long but we kicked them out of the yard
bold quest
Let them bite you
golden ivy
These are Golden Orb spiders
bold quest
Then keep whatever they inject
golden ivy
The biggest I've had is a 50cm long female we had living in our pool shed
strong ore
Is it true that China basically controls Aussy government?
fading nymph
Those are called banana spiders.
golden ivy
Nope
fading nymph
Lmao
bold quest
Send infected people to australia so the virus burns
golden ivy
They tried at one point but the current PM is too dumb to follow instructions
bold quest
Even if the humans burn
golden ivy
If I'm being honest here
fading nymph
strong ore
But it might happen?
golden ivy
Probably
strong ore
Right now its same as USA and Russia then
golden ivy
Except we have excellent trade deals with China
red cobalt
Spider rain is a thing in australia? 😛
bold quest
Wait till I get a ticket to usa
golden ivy
Yeah
fading nymph
It rains spiders in america too..
red cobalt
Was trying to find a certain image of a town with tons of spiders
golden ivy
Usually during spring after the spiders hatch
red cobalt
found other images with tons of spiders
bold quest
Next up, the chinese will eat spider soup
fading nymph
At my graduation in highschool we had spiders raining out of the sky onto us.
golden ivy
Then during one of the storms or strong wind all the newly spun web breaks and spiders everywhere
fading nymph
Thats when they use their webs as parachutes
golden ivy
Fun for all the Aussies, all the foreigners... Not so much
mighty shadow
...Oh, wow, 0.5 already?
fading nymph
Yep.
strong ore
Is australia a nice place to live?
fading nymph
That game is dead on arrival
strong ore
Blizzard is a shitshow
golden ivy
If you like spiders, snakes, swearing
red cobalt
Apprently they also fucked over the original version of warcraft 3.
mighty shadow
Yeah
red cobalt
Removing functionality etc
fading nymph
Yeah they removed all the good features and all the good cutscenes.
mighty shadow
Not just it's died on arrival, it also killed old version
golden ivy
@strong ore It is if you like heat, humidity, crazy weather, fire, kangaroos, spiders, snakes
red cobalt
Ah, the good old days when you could actually run local games.
Blizzard: Fuck the good old days
strong ore
I dont like the cold and I like big salaries
fading nymph
Id keep a kangaroo as a horse.
strong ore
fuck vegan protesters
red cobalt
Ofc then there is the "all your custom games are belong to us"
strong ore
I like cheap beef, aussie has cheap beef
mighty shadow
Oh, optimization
fading nymph
Its cheaper then elsewhere. Lmao
golden ivy
We export most of our beef yeah
strong ore
its 20$ for a supermarket steak here
red cobalt
I never owned a legal copy of any of the warcraft games though, I suck at rts.
golden ivy
What cut of steak @strong ore
strong ore
like anything
mighty shadow
[TI 2080]
red cobalt
Higher than a slideshow.
strong ore
any steak will be 20$
red cobalt
Barely
golden ivy
Well for us
mighty shadow
You need 23
strong ore
even ground beef is expensive
mighty shadow
Right?
golden ivy
2kg steak will set you back 30
strong ore
2kg? thats cheap
mighty shadow
How Kangaroo tastes like?
strong ore
2kg pork maybe 30 here
golden ivy
It tastes like really tender steak and rabbit
strong ore
(korea)
strong ore
2kg beef over 100$