#off-topic-chat
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huh
do u do commisioned artwork
Don't make me spray oxalic acid on you bray
bray has enough money for that?
Bray is rich
๐ณ
like noots?
i need some bread jodoc
he wants pics
Bray is trying to reverse pedo again
you want your buns buttered or
...
no but srsly
Lol snow
i'll paypal 5$ for bread
spread the bread snow
I should call some mod in here to make this convo worse. :p
kuaka does pop in every now and then
I want queso
no that's funny
do you want queso
๐ง
Funny is a butthurt son of a butthole
ur just mad cause he muted you
use it
ok nvm that took like 5 minutes
see
resizing sprites in aseprite is liek really ez
see
Its not grape color is it?
no
jodoc stop saying see
See
u r too poor for aseprite anyway
i dont need your cheap tricks bray
Isn't stardew valley drm free
Graveyard keeper is better
stfu
what?
internet
Static is too bald to be a pirate
kuaka u want links?
pirating sites that involve viruses
thanks jodoc
not if you're not dumb
no
but that means kuaka get virus
not if you're not dumb
If you get viruses from piracy then you're not qualified to be pirating things
mhm
what vad says
Nobody here falls into that category
not worry I have good antivirus
its ur isp and copyrighting badness that u worry about
my brother works at comcast we're good
anyvirus
it said 100% guaranteed to work
u dont want a throttle or like a lawsuit
I pirated his pants
and if I don't seed obv
Telus aparently doesn't care about that shit
seed?
and thats what I use
but snow doesnt wear pants
are we planting trees?
seed
by giving bits of ur pc
okay kuaka maybe you shouldn't pirate
lol
Short shorts and skirts. :p
its for torrenting which i dont do
never pirated in my life
torrenting is just so much easier
i do direct downloads mostly
UNLESS
snow dont forget the word extra
im just iffy on torrents idk why
unless.....?
Skorts?
give me Google drive games
I don't have any atm
shame
I get them off some random russian steam pirating forum
yes
the pirating area is surprisingly un-russian
cs?
yea
Anyone still use Bay?
tpb is a bit fishy yeah
Russian steam pirating forum
do u need libk kuak>
sounds super trustworthy
nosteam?
libk?
libk
Rub a pickle on it
put a pickle in it
rin cs ru
Jodoc that... wasnt a pickle.
que
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

glock*
Nah
Just about to go to bed
dont do those
u do
im a lil canadian boy
100% yโall slacking
i have seen 2 guns in my life
Thata cock. Not a glock
why chickens
this cop pulling me out of school
and this cop bringing me home at night
they had guns
i was scared
for killing the boss for no reason
nah i didnt get arrested
Oh ok
i had run away when i was 14 and this cop found me
๐ฆ
lol
and the school thing was unrelated
I didnt say you got arrested.
no
sexecuted
lmao no
hot
He probably used this cock.
that dog hates their owner
why though
ok now all the sprites are rezised
let us all mutually agree to no stencyl and no swf
stfu
im not a child
i dont need scratch\
also you cant export
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What yah doing with the sprites bray?
resizing
rezising
resising
rezizing
nah stencyl is fine
which editor?
Intellij IDEA Ultimate
ok
because that's the only version with AS support
I get that you're resizing them brayx, but why
bray being a weenie
Idle Skilling calls something called Engine.SCALE or something similar a shit ton everytime anything gets displayed
I just mean... To what use... The resizing
yeah cause its tiny static
because his shits small exe
Then he should see a doctor, if he is concerned about that
There is over 1500 sprites, tripple that if you take the 1x, 1.5x and the 2x combined. Is he gonna resize all of those?
(probably more but cant check rn)
@golden ivy
what
bread made of vad
what did I just see
bread
wrong
with legs and a beard
but also right
ok html5 broke
ok still broken
wtf
eek everything gets fuzzy and blurry in flash
wow
buy me nitro pls
why do you want nitro anyways
you'd turn into kuaka and spam emojis everywhere
nah

i dont use alot of emoji's now and I would just have fun with it
but i wont ever get it ๐ฆ
don't you have a job
you bought a phone for $575 but $5 for nitro is too much?
im refering to the 10$ one and yes
well then don't say you'll "never get it", you COULD you just don't want to spend your money and instead just beg for it
Lol
yeah
idk i might buy nitro one day
but its a bit much for its features
given its not permanent
Hello?
yes?
is that what it looks like to you?
bread somewhere who knows
yeah
you think its because pc discord?
7am, pitch black out, and raining. Perfect time to run errands.
hell yea
Perfect time to take a nap
Mhm
right here
Yeah, Thanks for compliment
what kinda weenie is he ๐ฉ
I wonder if I will get banned for this
idk but copying other people's names just shows how bad you are at making names
jodoc is short for Jolene Doctorwho
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535607033940934659/671941685701246976/unknown.png
dont make me slap you with jesus bug bread
owo
you guys wanna play this funny stencyl game i found
is it called idle skilling
Hm
just some random thing
Ban bray
ok
nononono
why
he's not asking us to play test
??
Wait, I know
??
no sorry
still no role 
no this is real bray
๐ฆ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐น
"we"?
Brayby is plural and fake
So bray just has multiple personalities. Makes sense
nah
its just that I might not have been in the best or most real place in alot of my messages
HI ASHLEY
I remember there was a short period where you'd get super depressed and vent for a bit
Shit was hella awk ngl
Hella/awk
When i drink i inevitably either:
Blackout and usually throw up
Sleep
i just wait until kuaka leaves and vent
Blackout = falling asleep..?
No like
and its the late night crowd that hears it
I was awake but have 0 recollection
Mhm.
I have realized that at night a new crowd of skillers appear
and i speak with them
vad, snowy, and some others
Its great when bray vents because we all go in the secret chat and make fun of him
vad counts as late night because he is always there
Vad shows up like 30 min before i go to bed lmao
yeah
I have sleep problems lol
I visit the late night crowd when im pulling all nighters
they r nice people
and no mods
Except when meats here
Tbh I can't stand the chat when Nut and Jonny are around
im fine with it
I could really go for a frito pie right now
yeah i cant stand chat when jodoc, ash, and kuak start their stuff
But nut with Jonny is just too much
Jodoc has been funnier lately, at least to me
yeah I agree
when you discover a potion easily but can't brew it
A friend gave me a trumpet and I'm wondering if it is okay to lubricate it with remington gun oil since there's no way I'm buying that special magic musician's oil shit
@golden ivy you're welcome
@tame sparrow google it
Wow a server without me is perfect bray? Fuck yourself

Nah not really
You confused tired static
Ash is fine i jsut made the maymay
I mean honestly bray if ur gonna say stuff don't backpedal it once confronted
I'm also considering cutting the horn off the trumpet to make a loudener for my gun
Lmao
no see when i talk about ur mean-ness yall talk about jokes
but when I do it
no no no
cant make joke
nono
Just make the trumpet into a gun
The metal is too thin
I mean you didn't sound like you were joking is all I'm saying
If u were then my b
@tame sparrow one time use only
eh kinda
Get multiple trumpet guns
the whole concept of a night time crowd is a joke
just a few lads show up and talk about something random
and then chat dies for 6 hours
I awake 22 hours a day
nice
Ye
43 points and 36 gems? this is buggy
idk how many hours i sleep for because I usually fall asleep while doing something unknowing of the time
Sammiches or pizza rolls
pizza
oh god
_this25.gameAttributes.set("sparklecoin", Number(tmp3 + Number(Math.min(tmp6, Number(Math.min(Number(Number(24 + value23) + 2 * value24), 45))))));
Tmp3 == current gems
Sparkle coin
That's gems
I did once 32 points and 36 gems this is why I was asking
btw until someone can show me a before and after of them getting 60 gems I'm convinced the real cap is 45 and 60 is visual
Ok
Discord isn't loading for some reason
Ok I left for 5 minutes and somefrench dude messaged me 49 times
He wanted me to try his game
All 7 of them
Yes and he made like every word into a message with poor english
christ
And used the word "tight" alot
He's grooming you
Yeah
for sex reasons
No
Pls bro plsssss play gaime it wuld b s0 tite
That's not christian
Well based on the actions of the catholic church I'm gonna have to disagree with you there
@golden ivy plsssss bro my gaeme so teyeght
pfffft
His uncle made xenos 1-6
Oh my god I'm dying
And the Prequel, Xenos: The Reckoning of Balderdard
The game I linked in chat earlier was Xenos
Make iOS (iPhone/iPad), Android, Flash, Windows & Mac games without code using Stencyl.
"spent 3 months on the gunfire mechanic" is pretty relatable for software dev though
I would play it if it didn't require me to reinstall flash
Good bye my tight friends
which im never doing again
Don't forget to play Xenos
And also rip uncle larry
Oop he just linked another Xenos
the reckoning has begunified
Oh shit it's a late start tomorrow
๐ฆBrays roles are gone๐ฆ
Ancient memes.
It's so old I first heard of that meme from roblox
In survive the disasters there's a disaster where it appears and blows up the centre house
@tame sparrow r u smart?
I'm having html5 glitches and I'm clueless
Why
It's cause Stencyl is fucking garbage
Yeah and one scene event is 100k lines of code
But anyways what glitches
The game isn't appearing except for a small piece in the corner
You have like 20 min of Static code help before I shleep
Make iOS (iPhone/iPad), Android, Flash, Windows and Mac games with Stencyl.
That's might be it
Yeah I can test in morning but most likely
Moving on to a new engine anyway, stencyl is dead and over priced
I have horrible attention spam
Can't watch tutorials and stuff
If I can't learn something in 5 minutes I will never learn it properly
So I'm avoiding actually programming
100k lines of code lol
vad was that gif you irl
No vad
You are better than my family
And I have no friends
My cats sadly aren't human
So it leaves u
Bye
thats a lot of responsibility idk if I can handle it all
You could try not bullying me ๐
stop typing and go to bed young man
If I don't bully you I's have to bully static and have you seen his pfp, dude is ripped
:D
Lol he called me a retard and then blocked me
LOL
Pathetic

















































drop reverse yuh
Boiiiiii
Led Zeppelin's hit single 'No Quarter' plays in the background as FunnyLucky boots up Roblox for the third time that day
this fricking jump though
spike-ums
what game is that jodoc?
!rank
Otlichnick, this command is disabled in this channel
Use #bot-commands
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631936 @crystal sparrow
Anyone who thinks Fortnite is better than Roblox is a 3 year old
I just joined the Roblox Beta
me sitting here saying "I makea bread" in a weird italian mario voice and then laughing to myself
looking at my pictures of bread
As it turns out my partner can't come over the next few weekends because she's supposed to help out with the reno
I voted
funny removed the downvotes
Which is probably why she went offline just now lol
@long glen he removed the no option
Yeah there weren't any downvotes wdym
Cheatin mothafucka
if people want to downvote they can just press this
Funny gonna take away reacts from best-suggestions so only mods can add new ones.
How are Noctua cables cheaper than the fans???
Looks like that comes with 3 or 4 cables
Yeah, their fans cost a lot because they're worth it
oh fuck yeah they are
I went from a stock cooler to a noctua fan and heatsink for my CPU a couple years ago and now I can't even tell if my computer is on based on the sound
Of course that all changes when the GTX 1080 spins up
I need a new CPU cooler anyways my PC is running pretty bad
what socket?
Discovered Noctua through LTT, when they did an air/water-cooling comparison. Quieter and more efficient, totally getting one when I upgrade.
I was gonna get an AM4 with an AM2 adapter
Noctuas are absolutely worth the price chy
I think you need an AM2 adapter anyways they might just be universal
$89 in AUD
Well its not my fault you have a weak currency
Yeah it sucks
My mum says she isn't gonna buy me windows for my bday because it's 'only' $130
Why would you pay for windows lol
Why would you pay for office either
And anyway I have my reasons
Take it from an IT professional, your reasons are silly and you should pirate both windows and office
Actually wait I have a copy of Windows on my laptop...
The license isn't transferrable to a different machine
The license might not be transferable to the same machine either. Think LTT did a video on why they have the "activate windows" watermark where they explained that swapping parts sometimes causes it to deactivate.
When I get my PC I'm gonna install Ubuntu on it until I brick my laptop or get a new one
But before my laptop's bricked I'm gonna make sure to free the product key
You should use microsoft's tool to get a copy of the windows 10 iso, and then use a tool from the mydigitallife forums to activate windows and office 2019
Why would I do that when I can just wait for my laptop to be somehow bricked or go obsolete?
I'm not getting this new pc for a while because I'm too poor
because there's a 90% chance the license won't transfer like I just told you
and like chy just told you
If it doesn't transfer, I'll follow your advice. Any questions?
And because individual end users have no reason to use windows licensing
wandows
Why the hell would I have any questions for you, I'm literally an expert on this particular topic
Aight just checkin
As opposed to figuratively or metaphorically an expert?
I would encourage you to sign up for an account on the mydigitallife forums also, all the latest and greatest isos and tools can be found there
I have a 90mm exhaust slot wtf is this sh
The forum is full of experts, software engineers, and people asking and getting answers for pertinent questions
Wait vad I have a fan sizing question
Time for another trippy music video
https://youtu.be/er416Ad3R1g?list=PLw-EB9q-WD6VSAFV2H7qGb3CN5OILhvzi
TURBO KILLER II / BLOOD MACHINES CROWDFUNDING:
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iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/fr/album/tri...
Bandcamp: https://carpenterbrut.bandcamp.com/
Written and Directed by
SETH ICKERMAN
Produced by
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If the distance from the bottom screw hole to the top screw hole is 90mm
That's a 90mm fan fitting right? Or do they measure it differently?
The fan size is the length per side, not the screw holes.
Huh could you rephrase that for my -6 IQ
I don't believe anyone manufactures a fan with 90mm screw distance
40mm fan size - 32mm between screw holes
50mm fan size - 40mm between screw holes
60mm fan size - 50mm between screw holes
70mm fan size - 60mm between screw holes
80mm fan size - 71.5mm between screw holes
92mm fan size - 82.5mm between screw holes
120mm fan size - 105mm between screw holes
140mm fan size - 124.5mm between screw holes
200mm fan size - 154mm between screw holes
220mm fan size - 170mm between screw holes
Bad photo on my part but that's 9cm
Lol, put the cm scale on the holes and take a new picture
Looks like 82mm to me, you need 92mm fan
Alright thanks mr vad
No offense but how can you not read a ruler properly
no quick fishing patch? ๐ฆ
Do you see anything in patch notes about it yet?
yes but i thought speed was the issue not number flow
You're not going to be using an old case like that for display purposes, are you? Color shouldn't matter.
Ah well fuck it it's a sleeper PC and there's a dust filter over it anyway
I'm up to qq 8* damage. So close but so far ๐ซ
nice, you're almost there
just need 1k more
Yeah carpenter brut is really good stuff
That's sounds so damn delicious
hey if you like it go for it! have a hearty meal with broccoli
why does mountains auto advance only work when i get 20 more than required??
so i decided I'd make an autoclicker to grind awards, i got over 300+B awards now..
morning
Gm
how could you even program it like that
@frank moth number rounding
and then I played raid in IS and still no card ?
well its gonna be unnoticable once i get to rebirthing so...
though ill never get the confidence to rebirth
lol yeah, minor inconvenience
do it
^
your sacrifice shall be honored by many great things
i need to do the contracts first
also i love how one of the new flowers is just literally 3 swords in a pot Lmao
the contracts don't reset
dw
progress in glitched out does go back a bit, and im 2 merits away from a key
so im gonna get it, then ill probably rebirth
How do I get the ice cream pet?
Even the premium tasks
ok maybe i should rebirth...
eh
how much bp will you get Eldar?
575 is a good number for a first
lel, yeah for a first it's not bad
does cauldron value/speed reset upon rebirthing
it does, the only thing that stays is unlocked potions/potion levels
so upgrades reset yes
damn where do i spend my money then
Wdym?
i got 4qq money which is goin to waste after rb
i mean, you get some money back depending on the amount you have, so it isn't really going to waste imo
get kills and the shop and try to get anvil unlocked so you can get to op items to craft
botany will help too
?
infinity forge gang
infinity forge forever
you will regret not buying it
gonna waste my uused forge scrolls then
considering you will be crafting more than the 10 regular slots on each anvil
unused
bruh, inf forge is a godsend
Ight lel
i still have one forge scroll left lol
i can't use it anymore
it's just there
breaks my pefectionist soul lol
Inf forge is a must. Those 1000m would take forever
what the fuck

you'd never progress
Imagine not having infinity forge
inf forge is so necessary to the game that I think the "forge charges" feature should be removed entirely
Agreed
make it free bruh
anyways im spending my money on tunnels
that doesnt reset after rb i hope
Imagine how gimped someone without infinity forge would be.
as stated in a previous suggestion, forge scrolls should go into unlocking more craft cap
Tunnels dont reset, yet
when you say money you mean the ingame cash right
guess inf. forge should be made cheaper or it should be mentioned ingame that this should be a priority
btw, any news on the new contect? is it worth saving up pachinko balls?
yea its time to rebirth
Nice, rbbbbb
and idk lolo, you should definitely save up your balls, if it isn't worth it, then you'll just have a big stack to blow through
Something something news about news next week?
i can picture tunnels resetting the level of the tunnelers and keeping construction stuff
keep learning rate and other learnt effects
Kind of like potion levels?
hmm yeah that seems viable enough tbh
Yeah, resetting construction would NEVER be ok. Considering some constructions cost gems.
if potions ever reset thered need to be some super easy way to get them back up though
LMAO i unlocked the next gene. But it doesn't show up cus i havent unlocked the pet for it
Resetting crusades would be.. ok.. I guess? As long as tinkering gear doesn't reset.
You can just push them back to your current lvl @wispy dagger
well duh
imagine if there was CP...
but time and effort goes into getting some past certain levels
oh god
For now mama mia destroys my efforts before the update, its so easy to lvl them now
that dog look like it gonna pee
and yeah mama mia but i havent gotten it to level 1 yet
you're welcome
genes are only unlocked when they're a central one
Ik vad thats my point
now every pet with 4 legs is peeing in your mind
lel
slap it
The dog is gonna pee on the gene
iirc faster attack speed and chance to evade or something?
Here you go. Find out the combos by yourself ;)
lel
pee on the wiki
Peeing dog is not what I saw.

๐
I name this artwork "the dog that peed with enthusiasm"
i got 2 golden nests
Nice, i got, uhh
im at 4 nests
View what
wait how can you get 7 nests?
the 12th nest is gonna be hard to get
The good thing is that i can spam enthusiasm without having the pet
lol
Time for another trippy music video
London-raised songstress Szjerdene is following up "Towers," a collaboration with Bonobo, with her own EP, titled "Paragon." The release features production from glitchscape producer Lapalux on two tracks, and on "Find Me," Szjerdene teams up with producer Quays in an immersi...
This one always reminds me of Old World Blues from Fallout
Nice, I'm not listening to it as I'm on the bus
Sweet, two screens away from completing Magmar and then I'm finally at abberant.
๐
๐
lel

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And heinz for the akwardness
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The last time the bottle of ketchup goes near my bedroom.
Speaking of ketchup...
How is that related to ketchup?
waht
when you notice a bulge
Can you unsee it?
Yes, abomineightion has a dick.
little does she know I still have the rest of Roasts of Linus Sebastien to finish
Fairly sure that snow would be shorter
Yeah prob but she's the shortest out of the two of us
like significantly shorter (4 inches!)
in what area ?
height
Jungle area
hahahaha
Wow...
How big is your ๐
ยจshe is small lol
4 inches?
Lol
idk lemme get a ruler
My wife says she only stays with me cuz of my big pp
idk like u do not have a mark on ur ruler ?
LMAO
I have no other positive features
Aight so I'm not hard atm and it'
fck I fcked it up
s 4 inches what were you expecting
Your combat style involves clubbing people to death with your ๐
Nothing
So if shes four inches smaller. Lmao
Then thats normal right?
Very fine
Nah she's one hundred percent female
Nothing wrong with a bit of feminine penis
Just like guys with vaginas
no that is different
I just remember clerks 2. And how they were making fun of Dantes girlfriends dick clit.
Nice
ohhhh that is so sweeet
Pool action
it was an accident tho
It all starts with that
Did they have to clean the pool after?
I'm not kidding she was showering at my place and I was doing a shit and I guess she didn't realise that my bathroom has a toilet attached
Meeeaaaaat
Wait
so like she was showering and you were shiting
What?
Very nice
Did she take a shower and then you went to take a shit
C'mon I told her I was gonna do a shit and use one of the other bathrooms that have a shower
or did you take a shit and then she took a shower?
So... you failed to lock the door. You wanted it to happen
yes
I'll show you my bathroom
Lock the door after she gets in
show us ur girl
Oh god. Bathroom pics.
They're 14
Lol
I don't want to hear about 14 year olds' relationships no more
Crouching shower, hidden toilet
And the bathroom ain't have no lock
it is soooo sweet and edgy
The toliet has its own door?
I want more
yeah
Premarital action
The door into the bathroom has no lock on it
Wtf... how rich is meat?
He gets a lot, using his... Meat
My toilet sits right next to my shower. -_- no walls blocking it.
Heiz we were both really cool about it she turned around and I went out the back door
You know this is already past "just dating"
Run away.
Heiz smh
They arent dating
She wanted to go swimming at my place for some reason and I'm like sure fuck it what could go wrong

They friend zoned each other it sounded like
Even though she has a pool
She wants the D
