off-topic-chat

[tawdry seal]

And you degenerates prolly use your phones for porn

[tardy crescent]

no U

[golden ivy]

200$ is a good phone

[fading nymph]

Bray does.

[golden ivy]

Nah

Nah

[fading nymph]

Go play with your microcontroller.

[golden ivy]

What microcontroller?

[tardy crescent]

let's be honest, I've got a 900$ phone on Jan 2019 and I've been using it for a year. My experience: never buy expensive phones

[golden ivy]

Yeah

Just like spend 900$ on gems

[tardy crescent]

I could use this in 2028 lol

[void spade]

Aka elm doesn't know how to make use of his expensive phone so no one does

[golden ivy]

Expensive phones aren't worth it imo

[tardy crescent]

if you want real power get a pc lol

[tawdry seal]

Got my first red obol today

[golden ivy]

Just like don't do that

Gj

[frail cedar]

I play idle Skilling on a walkman

[tardy crescent]

you'll get more horsepower per dollar in a pc

[golden ivy]

But if you like expensive phones then go ahead. They just aren't for me

[tardy crescent]

^

[golden ivy]

I play idle skilling on my Atari

[tardy crescent]

I play it on a 1940s Morse decodifier

[pliant schooner]

i play it on my microwave

[tawdry seal]

I mean most phones cost as much as both the newest consoles combined and that’s a little ridiculous

[tardy crescent]

true

[golden ivy]

I play it on an industrial revolution cotton processor

[tardy crescent]

in my opinion never spend 300$+

[tawdry seal]

But ppl still pay

[tardy crescent]

and even 300$ phones can last you 5 years

[golden ivy]

Yeah if you don't destroy it

[tardy crescent]

I'd say spend your money on more important things

[tawdry seal]

I’m still using an iPhone 8+ and before that I had a galaxy x2

[golden ivy]

Leaving it on all day and dropping it profusely can make that go from 5 years to 1

[tardy crescent]

true

or to 0.01

[golden ivy]

Or mining way too many crypto currencies and killing it

[tardy crescent]

yes

[golden ivy]

Made that mistake

[tardy crescent]

but in that case you're conscious of your actions

[fading nymph]

Being bray can make it go from 1 year to 6 months

[tardy crescent]

did you mean 6 hours

drops phone from 40th floor

[fading nymph]

[tardy crescent]

people nowadays don't want to admit that the real platform to puke the money on if they want power is pc

[fading nymph]

If you want power. Spend money on steroids

[frail cedar]

If you want power, fingers in outlets help

[tardy crescent]

[foggy thorn]

correct

guys do my work

it's for history

[tardy crescent]

no jodas

[fading nymph]

Post it here. We'll do it for you

[kind rover]

I log on to bad advice by ash

I think I'm done for the day

[frail cedar]

When you change your steam password because forgetfulness gang and then you type that new password is wrong

Like

[foggy thorn]

When you change your steam password because forgetfulness gang and then you type that new password is wrong
very relatable

[tardy crescent]

ew 100$ pc

[foggy thorn]

not mine

[tardy crescent]

oh

[frail cedar]

Stolen gang

[foggy thorn]

shh

[frail cedar]

Kuaka you give me all your cheese or I'll tell on you

[tardy crescent]

queso

[foggy thorn]

🧀

[fading nymph]

Gorgonzola

[foggy thorn]

ah yes my favorite ques9

[tardy crescent]

Q U E S O

[frail cedar]

Mmm kuaka brand cheese

[astral magnet]

why does 2x HP green slime have to be so impossible to get 😂

[tardy crescent]

wut

[frail cedar]

Wut

[foggy thorn]

tuw

[fading nymph]

Dick cheese.

[foggy thorn]

huh

[tardy crescent]

Cick Dheese

[astral magnet]

I swear, ive probably bred like, 100 eggs now

none

[tardy crescent]

wtf

[frail cedar]

Imagine being battle and using green slime for anything besides his overwhelming poopiness

[tardy crescent]

you need more RAM @astral magnet

[foggy thorn]

download more ram

[astral magnet]

im not using green slime

[fading nymph]

I tried raising stinkiness

[foggy thorn]

you are

[astral magnet]

im breeding green slime

[tardy crescent]

your phone too slow to process correctly the hatching process

[foggy thorn]

guys you haven't done my work

[frail cedar]

[foggy thorn]

I'm disappointed

you guys made me fail

[tame sparrow]

You failed on your onw merits

[foggy thorn]

no

[tame sparrow]

we merely facilitated the transaction

[astral magnet]

im just trying to get it for the MP

[tardy crescent]

ikr

[astral magnet]

but the game wont give it to me

[tardy crescent]

weird that you didn't get it at first attempt

[foggy thorn]

I'm guaranteed to get a 3 gene or 1 gene pet

too cool for 2 genes

[astral magnet]

theres also some other combinations i never get. like a frog/deer with incubate

[tardy crescent]

🤔

[astral magnet]

i get corgis with swiftness all the fucking time. but not the other way around

[tardy crescent]

[astral magnet]

i just need ONE more pet with incubate + swiftness

[tardy crescent]

I just need ONE more lottery

[astral magnet]

its gonna let me get 3x inc + 3x swift

[tardy crescent]

its gonna be gud haha

uh didn't count me da 2 mastery points

u u u u u u u u u u u u h

[astral magnet]

it has to be the right order too

so HP HP, not HP Swift HP

[tardy crescent]

-_-

[astral magnet]

IIRC

[tardy crescent]

that is stupid

[astral magnet]

its that, or only 2 HP genes

[frail cedar]

Okay yeah so my steam is having a bitch fit so I'm glad i set up my frontend so i can waste time until I'm granted the ever precious chance to change my password... wtf steam

[tardy crescent]

that's stupid

[frail cedar]

Also #derailgang

[void spade]

whats going on @tardy crescent ?

you tryna do 2 hp gene slime?

[tardy crescent]

yes

[astral magnet]

FUCKIT. went for 6x swift instead

[tardy crescent]

lel

[void spade]

lemme check out dat muh fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

code

and I'll tell u for sure whats up

[tardy crescent]

fine

what I know is that it's broken

[astral magnet]

the second trait probably has to be HP

for it to trigger

[tardy crescent]

oh, and if you really need real bleeding edge technology get some 4k$ pc lol

[void spade]

yeah @tardy crescent first 2 slots need to be HP

[astral magnet]

the mastery is designed for pre-3gene hatching

where you can only get 2 traits

[tardy crescent]

oh god

well yea

not for us

anyway done first step, getting rid of swiftness

[void spade]

It should just put all genes for a pet into an array/list and get a count on how many instances of 11 occur in it

[astral magnet]

yeah

but because Lava is Lava

we will never get that

[void spade]

I really wish I knew what PetFlight was gonna be

it sounds cool

[astral magnet]

sounds like travel related

[foggy thorn]

probably carpets

but who knows

(lava)

[void spade]

nah

it's only ever set to 0

It might have been from an early iteration of carpets though

[tardy crescent]

finally got my 3 points

[foggy thorn]

guys who did my work

[tardy crescent]

haha

queso

[foggy thorn]

queso

mmm

[tardy crescent]

queijo

[foggy thorn]

fuck man

like I wanna go back to dr

and eat some fresh cheese

[tardy crescent]

lol

[foggy thorn]

like it's super fucking good

[tardy crescent]

c h e e s e

[foggy thorn]

q u e s o

[tardy crescent]

#cheesegsng?

[foggy thorn]

maybe

[tardy crescent]

life leech > sniper, change my mind

life leech can heal you from powerful attacks as well as do great dmg

[foggy thorn]

zeus> everything lol get zapped

[tardy crescent]

yes

but ya gotta use something else

[foggy thorn]

no

zap zap

[tardy crescent]

no u

I actually only use a 3 gene occulon lol

do y'all seriously use a 9x

[foggy thorn]

no

lol

sweats nervously

[distant siren]

what, you egg?

[foggy thorn]

no

tu huevo

[burnt pecan]

spanish bad

smh

[distant siren]

yo tengo

[burnt pecan]

yo quiero morir

[spare vapor]

[burnt pecan]

can we get Jodoc to fix lavas legs lol

[tardy crescent]

yes pls

[burnt pecan]

those kneecaps are gone

[tardy crescent]

gg

[foggy thorn]

lol 1k

[tardy crescent]

yes

[foggy thorn]

not even 3k

[burnt pecan]

imagine flexing about an idle game

smh

[tardy crescent]

smh

[fading nymph]

Poot

[void spade]

Starting skill levels from GiftShop and Mastery cap at 20

oh wait

just mastery my bad

idk how many are actually possible to get though

[fading nymph]

I need someones soul

Ive got a deal going down and youll be used as collateral

[void spade]

will I die in the process

[fading nymph]

Nah. Not unless you wanna. Lmao

You may feel empty inside for a while though

[void spade]

oh

so no change

I'm down

[outer spear]

Tax time is coming up

I should ask lava how much of my tax returns I should spend on gems

[echo spade]

Hmmmm

[foggy thorn]

@outer spear all

[fading nymph]

@outer spear 200% of it

[tardy crescent]

this potion op af

[foggy thorn]

no

[tardy crescent]

1.38²⁷ boost lol

basically 5980x

[fading nymph]

Nerd. Jkjk

[tardy crescent]

xdxd

[fading nymph]

Scientific or engineering? :p

[tardy crescent]

when people who handle better da math than average get called means

none :p

exponential notation actually lol

cuz base^exponent

1.38²⁷ in this case

[fading nymph]

I use cancer in antimatter dimensions.

[tardy crescent]

[foggy thorn]

yes

[tardy crescent]

yes

[fading nymph]

No u

[void spade]

certo potions cap @tardy crescent

ohh certo flav doesn't

that's cool

[radiant nest]

Hmmm

[fading nymph]

Haaa

[radiant nest]

Hmmm

I think Lava forgot how to count

[pearl oak]

Join the club

[fading nymph]

Theres 6 there.

[pearl oak]

Lol

[fading nymph]

You are just having double vision or something

[radiant nest]

Lmao

[pearl oak]

Snow is technically right

He never stated which 6 that were boosted

[frail cedar]

[radiant nest]

Also I just realized
The game calculated my damage wrong for the past 2 weeks

[void spade]

lol fmj they all get boosted I checked the code

[pearl oak]

Lol ik

I was being a smartass

[fading nymph]

Static is too.

[pearl oak]

LET ME BE SMART ONE TIME STATIC

I'll shave that peach fuzz you got going on if you sass me again static

[fading nymph]

2+2=5

[pearl oak]

Well. Snow. You're also right

[golden ivy]

Hi

[void spade]

I wish it was possible to increase the value lvl more than 1 lvl per skill level though

[radiant nest]

I was fiddling in Tinkering, making a new set
And apparently, the game forgot that I ever had any Crusader gear
So when I eventually re-equipped what I had before
My idle damage skyrocketed from 55 3 to ~19M 3

[golden ivy]

Ok boomer

[fading nymph]

Ignorance is bliss

[radiant nest]

I'm a zoomer you doomer

[pearl oak]

2+2=5
@fading nymph

Lava uses rounding. So that could actually mean 2.4 + 2.2 = 4.6 but in lava talk. That's 2+2=5

[fading nymph]

That is true. He doesnt always round up.

Goliath killed chat.

[foggy thorn]

correct

[fading nymph]

You know you want one

[void spade]

I'm trying to figure out this stupid formula

I wish alien was here

[fading nymph]

E=mc²

N(t) = N0e-λt

(cα ⋅ p̂ + Βmc2) ψ = iℏ δψ/δt

[winged sigil]

energy-matter equivalence, radioactive decay and schrödinger's equation

[void spade]

Oh hey Alien

[fading nymph]

Dirac equation

[void spade]

Help me figure out how this formula works pls

[winged sigil]

ye

I'm back from the shops

[void spade]

            _g25++;
            index019 = _g25;
            value73 = Number(Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("SparklecoinRng1000"));
            value83 = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("PotionLV")[137];
            value74 = value83;
            o316 = Engine.engine.getGameAttribute("PotionLV")[137];
            if (value73 < (240 * value74) / (Number(o316 + 175)) - index019 * 100) {```

[winged sigil]

the if condition?

[void spade]

Si

Another note, why tf does this run 3 times? It essentially means that Brown Drank is giving you at most 3 value levels for every tilling level

instead of just 1

[winged sigil]

if (rng < 240*LVL / (LVL + 175) - i * 100)

[pearl oak]

Static. #_ please

[winged sigil]

the bonus goes up to 240%

so at cap the first 2 are guaranteed and 40% chance for the last one

[void spade]

aaaaaaaa

that's weird

[winged sigil]

that's why 3 cycles

[void spade]

but there's nothing that reduces the 240 or anything like that

so isn't that just 3 guaranteed levels?

[winged sigil]

no?

[void spade]

i'm confused then, because it's the same formula being ran 3 times

[tardy crescent]

when does this turn into 200%

[void spade]

ohhhh

I see it now lol

nvm

[winged sigil]

first it rolls if (rng < 240), then it rolls if (rng < 240 - 100)

[tardy crescent]

or is the 3rd perk assymptotic?

[void spade]

I was missing the index in the formula

[winged sigil]

it's asymptotic

[tardy crescent]

oh no

so only at a theoretical x=inf could I get 200%

200$

[winged sigil]

only 1, 2, 4, 7, 10 and 12 aren't asymptotic

[tardy crescent]

weird asf that lava loves asymptotes

[winged sigil]

imo that's better than hard caps

[tardy crescent]

even the everyone learn perk is asymptotic

but I mean, 160% to 200% isn't even that big of a difference

[winged sigil]

yea

[fading nymph]

Every little bit helps. :p

[tardy crescent]

lvl 185 - 157%
lvl 242 - 165%

[woven apex]

I mean you kinda get it passively anyway

[tardy crescent]

clearly asymptotic lol

well true

I guess it's now time to go to perk 9 xd

[golden ivy]

Fuck

[frail cedar]

No

[golden ivy]

Somebody in my city was just hospitalized after it being confirmed he has corona virus

[frail cedar]

[golden ivy]

Yeah I'ma just move to somewhere else

[frail cedar]

Gl with that, enough people get sick and there will be traveling bans

[burnt pecan]

Just be a gamer

[golden ivy]

Ok time for me to no

[winged sigil]

just don't go outside

[burnt pecan]

^

Finna bouta head to Greenland

Cant have them survive

[golden ivy]

20% of my school are from china

[burnt pecan]

Lmao

[pearl oak]

@void spade btw. What's your learn 12 at? I found my biggest one

[burnt pecan]

Good luck

[old tusk]

Gotta tell you a funny story. I showed a friend of mine a while ago the mining area and told me the miners are stupid they should just take the whole ore block instead of mining away at it!

[onyx wedge]

hey

i think it a bit overkill what i am doing

[void spade]

@pearl oak one sec

[pearl oak]

Hurry up

Overkill? How so

[foggy thorn]

^

[onyx wedge]

16billion damage to a mob with 61 million health

[pearl oak]

Awwww. Well you beat me on that

I never spent much time learning

But guess what static

I got all 8

[foggy thorn]

lmao

[void spade]

all 8 deso is a waste

[foggy thorn]

no

u get more learning

so it's faster

and you get more bonuses

from learning

[void spade]

sry Kuaka I can't hear you over all your money going down the drain

[pearl oak]

KUAKA FTW

[old tusk]

I had purple damage at that point (with ice cream 1) @onyx wedge

[pearl oak]

CAN I GET AN OK

[void spade]

I thought deso just gives more bags and something else

[foggy thorn]

smh if you haven't spent atleast $100, can you even call yourself a gamer

[onyx wedge]

i still dont have 1 icecream xd

[void spade]

I've spent like $300 by now

[onyx wedge]

i spent 120$ in 1 game

[foggy thorn]

but don't have all deso

[onyx wedge]

not this one

but man i hate myself for spending that much

[void spade]

Wow would you look at that

[pearl oak]

Hey ugh static

[void spade]

I just found the formula for LearnPerHour

and deso doesn't matter

losers

[foggy thorn]

anger

[pearl oak]

Got a question

[foggy thorn]

#_

[pearl oak]

No

[foggy thorn]

ok

[pearl oak]

It's a gen chat question

[foggy thorn]

oh ok

[pearl oak]

Got all these?

[old tusk]

I have spent no money and gotten to the first ice cream

[foggy thorn]

why

ur missing 2 ur bad

[void spade]

Vad told me to buy 6* card packs last night and I got 2

[golden ivy]

What

O yea

[void spade]

1st pack gave me 4 botany cards

2nd pack gave me 6* gor y

[golden ivy]

Good morning y'all

[void spade]

absolutely fuming

[golden ivy]

What's popping

[void spade]

or Gor z

idk

the one that gives you chain lvl

[pearl oak]

Did it look like one of these?

[void spade]

okay it's gor Y

yeah but you don't have the new event card yet

[pearl oak]

Do you?

[void spade]

I could give it to myself, the sprite is in the game

it would probably just crash my game though

cause it's programmed as a placeholder atm

[pearl oak]

Do you got

These

😂

Lol. Sorry static. You wanted to flex on me in ask questions lol.

[void spade]

I just wanted to flex my learning bro

😦

im proud of it

been working on it since alpha

[pearl oak]

I don't have alpha

And I had to reinstall the game so I lost 12d of progress. 😭

[foggy thorn]

you setup an auto clicker

[void spade]

I also wanted to flex before people like Alien showed up

[winged sigil]

yes, and?

[pearl oak]

Lol right

Mf makes me look tiny

I'm almost on aliens level for cash

[void spade]

it's like when you're playing Spore and trying to eat some small losers and a massive monster devours you

[foggy thorn]

sounds like a personal problem

[pearl oak]

Wtf is this shit

[void spade]

LMAO

[pearl oak]

Mfn lava.
Holy moly, lots, hella, yikes

[foggy thorn]

yeah

that's okd

old

have you seen wows too

[winged sigil]

I should equip more cash stuff when doing crypt

[golden ivy]

you think hella is sick?

well look at this

😎

[pearl oak]

Mine was maxed 😂

[golden ivy]

doesn't even show that's how good i am

[foggy thorn]

dang nice Adam

[golden ivy]

tyty

[foggy thorn]

wasn't talking to you

[pearl oak]

Damnm 9 coupons too

[frail cedar]

[winged sigil]

but do you have 650 bp coupons tho

[golden ivy]

jeeze

i like how you have to go into your save file to see what the game should just tell you

fucking discord

[void spade]

Alien this fucking "R8" thing for pets is killing me

[golden ivy]

what r8 thing

[void spade]

for some reason a random pet attribute is getting "R8" added to its value a shit ton

for Alien it's eagle I believe

for me it's poop

[golden ivy]

the fuck is r8

[void spade]

so it looks like poopR8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8R8y15

no idea

[golden ivy]

ohhh R8

it stands for RATE

[winged sigil]

looks like it's poop for me to

[foggy thorn]

it's telling you to rate the game

[golden ivy]

so RATE my poop pet

[winged sigil]

and some of the other ones have R8's too

[golden ivy]

Hi

[foggy thorn]

hey

[golden ivy]

Hiring editors

[foggy thorn]

for?

[void spade]

what kind of editors

[golden ivy]

Videos

[void spade]

lame

[foggy thorn]

I can't edit

[golden ivy]

The money for it

[foggy thorn]

should hire me

[golden ivy]

$0

[void spade]

hard pass

[foggy thorn]

soft pass?

[void spade]

I'll put like

a filter on your video

and some royalty free music

[golden ivy]

Well I fucked your mom last night i’m your freaking dad

[void spade]

I'm 20 I don't have to do what my dad tells me

[foggy thorn]

guess you are real fun guy at parties

[golden ivy]

No it Real

[void spade]

what

[golden ivy]

Go ask your mom

[foggy thorn]

no wonder you were muted on all other servers you were in

[void spade]

my mom is at work

I can't ask

I'm also at work

so I couldn't ask either way

[golden ivy]

What is your work

Tell your dad

[void spade]

I do support for a custom SharePoint Intranet

[winged sigil]

wasn't that guy the one who was banned from a bunch of servers

[frail cedar]

Wtf

[foggy thorn]

yes

[frail cedar]

I look at the chat and a shitlord appears?

[void spade]

My dad lives like 2 hours away

[pearl oak]

Alien. I had more than that for BP I think.

[void spade]

wow ashley

its STATIClord

[frail cedar]

Oml

[foggy thorn]

lol

[frail cedar]

I meant the lurker you silly bean

[golden ivy]

So I accidentally pressed reset

[void spade]

on what

[frail cedar]

Love ya this big static ;p

[pearl oak]

5 min of autoclicking. 😂

[foggy thorn]

there's a reset button?

[void spade]

what did you reset

[golden ivy]

Any editors for videos

[void spade]

yeah man I'll edit your video

[frail cedar]

Wat

[golden ivy]

The game

[winged sigil]

and how much was each coupon worth

[golden ivy]

Thanks son

[foggy thorn]

queso

[void spade]

I'll pay YOU for the honor of editing your videos

[frail cedar]

[void spade]

just send me ur video and ur paypal

[golden ivy]

I fucked his mom last night

[pearl oak]

Lemme recheck

[frail cedar]

[golden ivy]

I don’t have PayPal

[void spade]

damn

[foggy thorn]

why not

[void spade]

can't edit your video then

[frail cedar]

Wow, so @golden ivy is 10

Understandable

[void spade]

sorry!

[golden ivy]

I will pay you for??

[foggy thorn]

ye lol

[golden ivy]

What do you like

[void spade]

uhhh

[foggy thorn]

he gives u the money

[golden ivy]

Replacing money

[void spade]

I like money

[foggy thorn]

me too

give me money

this is a robbery

[void spade]

you could pay me in bitcoin if you want

[golden ivy]

Dog pictures???

[foggy thorn]

no

[void spade]

I also accept:
Ripple
Dogecoin
Litecoin

[pearl oak]

About 8Q

[golden ivy]

I don’t have money YouTube less than 1000 subs don’t have money

[void spade]

gotcha gotcha

okay tell me

what kinda videos do you make

[golden ivy]

I don’t have 1000 subs

[pearl oak]

Bro. I'll edit it for free.

[void spade]

are we talking something cool and innovative?

[golden ivy]

Ok

[pearl oak]

I have some downtime this week.

[winged sigil]

that'd give about 3200 coupons, fmj

[pearl oak]

HMU. In a dm.

[void spade]

are you making an Idle Skilling lets play?

[golden ivy]

Anyone wants to edit the videos DM me

[spare vapor]

Penis

[void spade]

i think he's ignoring me

[spare vapor]

Yes

[pearl oak]

Wow. Well. It's been about a month or so since I used any bp coupons and I remember why

[spare vapor]

I would too

[pearl oak]

Shits hard to level up. 😂

[void spade]

can we mute Duck again

[spare vapor]

No

[golden ivy]

@spare vapor I fucked your mom last night

[supple kraken]

LMFAO

[void spade]

what

[golden ivy]

And you’re freaking dad

[spare vapor]

Ok boomer

[void spade]

you fucked BOTH of our moms?

[foggy thorn]

your* @golden ivy

[spare vapor]

Ok boomer

[golden ivy]

I’m not fucking boomer

[foggy thorn]

not a *

[spare vapor]

That’s what boomers say

[void spade]

^

[supple kraken]

well boomers are likely to fuck boomers

[void spade]

checkmate

you now have to leave the server @golden ivy

[spare vapor]

Boomers should tuck in die

[void spade]

as per the rules

[spare vapor]

No cap

[void spade]

well that was entertaining

so what were we talking about

[foggy thorn]

idk

[void spade]

oh yeah rate poop pet

[foggy thorn]

oh yea yea

[spare vapor]

Poop pet

Lol

[foggy thorn]

did you guys rate your poop pet

[pearl oak]

You gotta rate it 15y

[spare vapor]

Say that out loud

[foggy thorn]

I sure did

[spare vapor]

Say it out loud

[foggy thorn]

I just did

[spare vapor]

Sounds funny

[winged sigil]

apparently

[spare vapor]

I’m a simple duck - I laugh at the weirdest shit

I’m not like other ducks

[pearl oak]

That's too small.

What's it say

[foggy thorn]

r8 the slime alien

[winged sigil]

R8

[pearl oak]

Oh. I thought the text in the box said something different

[foggy thorn]

R8 8/8 M8?

[spare vapor]

Woah

Large brain

[pearl oak]

Kuaka. That sounds GR8

[spare vapor]

Kuaka

[foggy thorn]

thanks m8

[spare vapor]

U home

[foggy thorn]

about to

[pearl oak]

Wanna d8?

[foggy thorn]

😳

[spare vapor]

Work on srber

[foggy thorn]

srber

I will

[pearl oak]

Maybe go and sk8 l8

[spare vapor]

Good boi

[foggy thorn]

no

[spare vapor]

Gottem

[pearl oak]

It was f8

[golden ivy]

Hiya

I am schewl

[pearl oak]

I'm gone

[golden ivy]

Yes hi fmj

[pearl oak]

Hi schewl, I'm fmj

[golden ivy]

Yes hi fmj

[foggy thorn]

got home

[golden ivy]

ok

Kuaka

Can u r give me lemon real quick

[foggy thorn]

no

my lemon

[golden ivy]

Ok

Kuaka do u want a gift

[old tusk]

Does anyone here know ( and or like) the SCP FOUNDATION?

[golden ivy]

Kinda

[foggy thorn]

yes

[golden ivy]

I know of it

[old tusk]

I really really got into it lately!

[golden ivy]

Anyone seen funnylucky lately?

I need to warn him...

[void spade]

I think he was here this morning

[foggy thorn]

correct

[void spade]

yeah he was cause he talked about almost getting locked out of his game

[golden ivy]

Lmao

[foggy thorn]

you also have to remember he lives in russia

[golden ivy]

I do remember that yes

How did he get locked out of his game?

[void spade]

almost*

[foggy thorn]

he just did

[golden ivy]

How is the emphasis

[void spade]

the what

[golden ivy]

Doesn't matter rn

Nvm anyway

It's just that cofe is going down

Which isn't good

[solemn estuary]

Hey making drinks, what does everyone want

[golden ivy]

hot choccy

Coffee

I'll have an espresso thanks

Cofe pls

Mornin bray

[foggy thorn]

afternoon

[golden ivy]

G'day kuaka

[foggy thorn]

hello\

[golden ivy]

Oh. Hey meat

Ok bye

[solemn estuary]

I'm back

I got the drinks too

[foggy thorn]

no

drinks are bad

unless its water

[burnt pecan]

coffee*

[solemn estuary]

I only made coffee and hot chocolate and tea for myself

[scarlet viper]

What does rep speed means

[solemn estuary]

!rep

[raw folio]

Reps is short for repetitions -- or 1 complete cycle of an action. For example, benching the weights up and down, or doing a full push up. Every time a rep is done, you gain H20 and a chance of Skill exp (like attack/str/endurance). Rep speed is shown in reps per minute. It's the number next to the green arrow!
Rep speed smithing items only affect the 20 skillers on the Train screen.

[severe pewter]

Um what?

[burnt pecan]

!rounding

[raw folio]

Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!

[fading nymph]

Lmao my arcade Cards triggered reset after a single Ace.

[ashen orbit]

lel

[fading nymph]

Your eyeballs are forfeit

[ashen orbit]

rippy

[fading nymph]

||Seven Days|| Don't read this. It's for your own good .

[solemn estuary]

Who's gay?

[solemn estuary]

What the

[fading nymph]

New art called... 'Creative Dog Grooming'

[livid lava]

nice

[fading nymph]

Turkey butt?

[solemn estuary]

Kinda messed up

[fading nymph]

If this isnt animal abuse i dont know what is...

[solemn estuary]

I feel sad

[livid lava]

idk like sticking ur finger into dog but, that is

but ya, this is not nice either

[naive bluff]

Anybody know of any games like this one that have depth and tons of progress? Looking for a second game to fill the empty hours 😂

[fading nymph]

What device?

[naive bluff]

Android, but can PC also

[fading nymph]

Tell me if you find any. Lol

[solemn estuary]

[naive bluff]

I mean. Castle Defense was great for a few months.. XD

[fading nymph]

Ngu, kitten game, zomidle, tap defenders, logrouge....

[naive bluff]

Yup played em all.

Btw. incremancer is AMAZING, takes a week to finish but omg

[solemn estuary]

You're probably in the same boat everyone else is in

[fading nymph]

Yeah. We've played them all too

I should look at Crank again

[naive bluff]

Lmao. I've been working to build a game but game maker studio takes time

[livid lava]

oh gamemaker

[naive bluff]

Ahh crank.. So satisfying havingsatellites

[livid lava]

2.1 ?

[naive bluff]

Yup

[void spade]

I want to make a game but I have the artistic abilities of an armless toddler

[solemn estuary]

A few people here same so it be nice to see some more

[naive bluff]

Can you code xD

[livid lava]

I was using 1.4 oh boi it is so shitty haha now

[naive bluff]

I cant code but i can do drag and drop and the basics

[livid lava]

gamemaker does that really well the whole drag and drop thing

v2 is amazing

[naive bluff]

Yuss

[void spade]

yeah I have ~3 years experience as a software engineer

[fading nymph]

-3 years. :p

[naive bluff]

Noice, got time to make a game? XD

[void spade]

uhhh

[naive bluff]

😂😂😂

[void spade]

idk I work a full-time job already lmao

[fading nymph]

Oh thats a tildle not a negative

[naive bluff]

LOL

[fading nymph]

He works with a duck

[naive bluff]

I have a friend who can program but he does like waaay too complicated stuff. I just want buttons and stuff that I can make art for and make them interact how I want 😭

[void spade]

ayyyyyyyyy

I love that duck

[fading nymph]

Statics duck

[foggy thorn]

that u

[void spade]

he's always there when it rains

[solemn estuary]

that u

[naive bluff]

Hahaha the lurkers come out when curiosity is piqued

[solemn estuary]

I know its you static

[void spade]

@hushed gull can confirm whenever he isn't working

yeah it's me lol

my face is in my pfp

[foggy thorn]

whos the lurker @naive bluff

[solemn estuary]

And my body

[void spade]

yeah Kuaka is my favorite lurker

[hushed gull]

Ayyy, it's the duck

[foggy thorn]

oh

im lurk

yes

me lurk

[hushed gull]

That's further left than usual for him

[fading nymph]

Kuaka is lurky mcspanky

[solemn estuary]

Oh?

[fading nymph]

When you turn yellow?

[foggy thorn]

yes

now

[solemn estuary]

Idk

It just happens

I get confused

[fading nymph]

Stop peeing on yourself

[solemn estuary]

What happened to the blue

Is it important?

[foggy thorn]

no

[fading nymph]

You leveled up

[foggy thorn]

you talkedd enough

[solemn estuary]

Ah ookay

[naive bluff]

Been in this server a long time and never bothered to ask what the colors mean 😂

[fading nymph]

White means lurker

[foggy thorn]

^

[fading nymph]

Blue means sometimes person. Purple means purple people eater.

[solemn estuary]

I lurk sometimes

[naive bluff]

Nah fam I ask questions on the daily 😂😂😂

[foggy thorn]

you cant lurk anymore

[golden ivy]

oop

[ashen orbit]

rip lel

[golden ivy]

kinda funny ngl

Eh school starts in 2 hours

[solemn estuary]

lurk mode actived

[fading nymph]

Did she leave her meat at home?

[foggy thorn]

maybe

[solemn estuary]

rip spelling

[golden ivy]

nah she bought me a Dark Rock Pro4

[fading nymph]

Whatever that is.

[solemn estuary]

Yeah

[golden ivy]

CPU cooler smh

[solemn estuary]

Oh that's cool

[fading nymph]

Meat, i saw someone using you as a microcontroller.

[golden ivy]

oh ok

[fading nymph]

Raw meat smells bad if you keep poking it.

[golden ivy]

I don't I eat my meat as soon as I get it

[naive bluff]

It smells bad if you don't poke it also.

[golden ivy]

I prefer it cooked blue actually

[naive bluff]

😰

Steak should be completely brown and slightly crispy.

[solemn estuary]

Cooked blue? what

[fading nymph]

I was gonna say you like it blue... you beat me to it.

[golden ivy]

smh you aren't aussie are you

[naive bluff]

Canadian 😂

[fading nymph]

Ew...

[golden ivy]

Americans are ew

[solemn estuary]

I like my bacon crispy

[fading nymph]

French or Not?

[golden ivy]

I only like canadians b ecause ltt is canadian

[fading nymph]

French Candians are the root of all evil

[naive bluff]

Nope. From the far West coast. Its nice a nd warm there :3

33 in summer, 3 in winter 😍

[solemn estuary]

I agree with snow

[naive bluff]

Its possible they may have something to do with a thing or two..

Nobody speaks french on the west side so idk anything about them

[golden ivy]

lol

[fading nymph]

Bray is french candian but in the asain part of canada... he was real confusing avout it.

[livid lava]

ya crispy bacon or ban

[naive bluff]

Crispy bacon but less crispy inside

[solemn estuary]

Kinda explains bray a little

Crispy bacon

[foggy thorn]

hmmm

[fading nymph]

I like flimsy bacon but with a crisp.

[naive bluff]

There's a river in Vancouver that seperates China from India..

The fat should be chewy and the outside crispy

Sauteed in maple syrup for 30 seconds

[livid lava]

lol

what is more canadian

[fading nymph]

Ever resturant seems to cook bacon till it crumbles apart.

[naive bluff]

Yeah flash frozen bacon is shit

[fading nymph]

I hate overcooked bacon

[livid lava]

no bacon can be overcooked

crispy as chips

or vienamese bacon on stick

dipped in joy

oh boi

[fading nymph]

If it falls apart when you eat it, before chewing it. Its overcooked

[fading nymph]

Jerky

[winged sigil]

can someone that hasn't yet maxed the builder construction send a screenshot of it?

[naive bluff]

Lmao no thats bacon so black it listens to reggae

[winged sigil]

I mean the very first construction

[naive bluff]

Builder Bros you mean?

[winged sigil]

I guess

yes, that one

[fading nymph]

Damn thumbnails

[naive bluff]

Yesss thats amazing.

[naive bluff]

I think the first thing I did was buy Iodized lol sry. Gnite everyone :)

[fading nymph]

[fading nymph]

Edible spoons too

https://gizmodo.com/say-goodbye-to-washing-dishes-with-an-edible-spoon-make-1759496947

[livid lava]

imagine having soupo

soup

[foggy thorn]

soup

[livid lava]

and the spoon will soak

and now u do not have spoon

[fading nymph]

Cause you ate spoon and can grab new spoon

You got four tries and while you are using those four you can make more.

But they are good for making appetizers.

A bit of fruit on a pancake spoon.

[void spade]

Y'all aren't gonna believe this. I just got home from work and da homie is HERE

[golden ivy]

da who?

[foggy thorn]

da homie

[golden ivy]

da homie, more like da nobody

[void spade]

A duck that frequents an area of my apartment complex

[foggy thorn]

adam go back to your buggy pc

[golden ivy]

my pc is not buggy at all i'll have you know :)

[foggy thorn]

its going to be buggy

[void spade]

God dammit some stupid ass little kid on a scooter scared him away

[fading nymph]

Squirrel or duck?

[void spade]

Duck

[solemn estuary]

Is it a wild duck?

[void spade]

Yea

[solemn estuary]

If his wings are clipped his probably escaped from someones home

[void spade]

No he's wild lol

[solemn estuary]

Okay

[foggy thorn]

hes yours now

[fading nymph]

Benjee got clipped

[void spade]

No he isn't

I have nowhere to keep a duck

[fading nymph]

In your bed, static.

[solemn estuary]

Wouldn't that be illegal?

[fading nymph]

Not illegal if you are not actually having sex with it.

[solemn estuary]

I mean the whole taking it in general

[void spade]

No i can only have 2 pets

[fading nymph]

Ducks arent pets

[void spade]

I can only have 2 animals

[fading nymph]

You are considered an animal...

[solemn estuary]

That's correct

[fading nymph]

I mean look at that beard. :p

[solemn estuary]

Haha

You can grow one too snow if you keep trying

[livid lava]

I have fat rat

at my parents place

I mean small dog

[solemn estuary]

I knew that

[livid lava]

fat one

[fading nymph]

Anklebiter

[livid lava]

yes

[fading nymph]

Too small to be a rat.

[solemn estuary]

Pika?

[livid lava]

rat with my beer

he bite

[solemn estuary]

Alcohol is bad for you

[livid lava]

my mental health is bad for me too but who cares

[fading nymph]

You should.

[solemn estuary]

I care

[livid lava]

should what

[fading nymph]

😒

[solemn estuary]

😩

[livid lava]

no, like I mean, I do not care

if I die young

[fading nymph]

That means youre gonna live to 120 years old as punishment.

[solemn estuary]

Fuck that

[livid lava]

more like 30 and then die

[ashen orbit]

lel

[fading nymph]

You wish it was that easy

[livid lava]

yes

[foggy thorn]

no

[solemn estuary]

Kuaka

[foggy thorn]

benjee

[fading nymph]

Spongebob

[solemn estuary]

You're my only friend here

[foggy thorn]

not a good thing

[solemn estuary]

I mean

It could be better

[fading nymph]

Kuaka is the worst person to be friends with

[foggy thorn]

^

[solemn estuary]

He's chill

[livid lava]

yes

[solemn estuary]

I mean idk if he is a he but I assume what I want

[livid lava]

idk maybe he is girl who knows this is the internet

[solemn estuary]

^

[fading nymph]

Chill? He usally only says no

[solemn estuary]

Yeah better then nuts ok

[fading nymph]

Unless he is yelling abooooose

[livid lava]

nuts say hi

or oh

[solemn estuary]

oh hi ok no

[fading nymph]

Nut will sometimes say his own name too

But Nut is watching us right now

[foggy thorn]

what

[solemn estuary]

Nut watches over us while we sleep

[ashen orbit]

nut is nuts

[foggy thorn]

funny

laugh

🔫

[ashen orbit]

[foggy thorn]

do it

[ashen orbit]

[fading nymph]

Jim Carrey drew it

[solemn estuary]

Gets extra marks for JC

[fading nymph]

Love his art on twitter. Lmao

[solemn estuary]

Love him

[fading nymph]

Need to see Sanic

[solemn estuary]

I watched it last week

[fading nymph]

Its... not... out... yet...

[solemn estuary]

Oh yeah..

[fading nymph]

...

[ashen orbit]

lol

[fading nymph]

Need to figure out where he keeps the time machine...

[foggy thorn]

i dont understand some people

[golden ivy]

? you don't know that build?

scrub

[foggy thorn]

i dont have 1000iq

[livid lava]

what is that

[golden ivy]

i noticed

[frail warren]

?

sosig

[foggy thorn]

no

gisos

[livid lava]

what teehee card is the tee hee mob ? 1 ?

[golden ivy]

#_

Heya

sup

[supple kraken]

sop

[golden ivy]

I tried to empty a big mtn dew into a small one using a hose made of straws

Yeah I spilled

[livid lava]

like do you drink anything else beside dew ?

[void spade]

@golden ivy aren't you allergic to it

[golden ivy]

yeah lightly

makes my tongue itchy

[frail warren]

like the asmr itchy feeling?

[golden ivy]

no like itchy

like scratch