#off-topic-chat

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tardy crescent
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100B 5* -> 1B 6*

hushed gull
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My tanks are levelling rapidly now that I'm able to upgrade the big tanks more often

foggy thorn
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lol only 3 teeehee

supple kraken
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what did u get

hushed gull
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Plus now my focus is back on botany, so it's kinda hands off

tardy crescent
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1QQ boost basically

hushed gull
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Also, new crusades busted my crusade level lol

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One collect all gave me 100ish levels after i got them, and my exp displays as -10t permanently

winged sigil
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just use collect all again

tardy crescent
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definitely need to re-push crusade

supple kraken
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no

tardy crescent
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yes

void spade
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yeah @tardy crescent TeeHee health is bonkers

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Alien found the formulas for it last night, at 63 it hits infinity but we can't figure out why atm

pliant schooner
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yeah massive jumps

tardy crescent
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yes

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but yet haven't entered the pro zone right?

void spade
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We were thinking it's because something is wrong in the formula, and it's jumping the health up past the Max Value that the code will support

winged sigil
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I'd suspect that it hits infinity right before the last step where it divides the number by a thing

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but I have no idea about the size of that thing yet

tardy crescent
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oh well

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so there's not gonna be a zone 11 confirmed

void spade
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Who knows

winged sigil
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well, lava would need to extend the number system, which is doable

void spade
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Lava just needs to like

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fix his stuff

winged sigil
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idk if it's doable in stencyl tho

tardy crescent
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dunno

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lava really has to do it

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the game has come too far

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but yes I want lava to ensure the number of bugs is minimal before moving on or the game will be absolutely broken

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oh btw almost 4* cash :)

void spade
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I just have no idea how he'd get the code out of stencyl

tardy crescent
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true

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or if he'll even stay

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though not sure how'd he get the mantissa and exponent to work on stencyl

void spade
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right, it would depend on two things:

  1. If it's possible to do within Haxe
  2. If Stencyl supports that Haxe functionality
tardy crescent
void spade
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caps at +35 but yeah it's really good

tardy crescent
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+35... well at least 50

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I wonder when does it cap xd

livid lava
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could you tell my how it is only 96mil at 117 lvl ?

tardy crescent
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like, potion lvl

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๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ask lava xd

livid lava
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like wtf I have lvl 10 and it is 919m

tardy crescent
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GWchadMEGATHINK wat

void spade
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bogo offer maybe?

tardy crescent
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got lvl 7 bogo offer

livid lava
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bogo ? 4th construct ?

tardy crescent
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but isn't bogo for the materials?

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3rd actually

livid lava
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have 20/25

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idk about that

void spade
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ohhhh

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yeah you're right

tardy crescent
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20/25 oh god

livid lava
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and bogo is cost reduct.. not "time" reduct

red cobalt
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^

tardy crescent
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then how da hell he got much less level and 900m brew req

winged sigil
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is it 919m green, kvetko

livid lava
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lvl 55 > 45B green

winged sigil
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that is interesting

livid lava
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idk looks like everything is somewhat much more

tardy crescent
livid lava
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last 3 are red

winged sigil
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you aren't part of the alpha, right?

livid lava
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I was but no

tardy crescent
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I was part of the alpha GWchadMEGATHINK

livid lava
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oh

tardy crescent
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not now anymore

winged sigil
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did you play in spelunking alpha 1

livid lava
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no

tardy crescent
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I think I did

winged sigil
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did you play the other two

livid lava
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no

winged sigil
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not you :P

livid lava
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I was alpha, did not play any of the alpha stage of the game

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oh

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fck

tardy crescent
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played alpha 1

winged sigil
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that could be why

tardy crescent
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I think not the others

winged sigil
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he changed the requirements around

livid lava
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anger frecking alphas

tardy crescent
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hmm

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(^:

livid lava
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:------))) ya smile u

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u bloody

tardy crescent
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haha

foggy thorn
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you can't get kicked out of the alpha

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unless you leave it

livid lava
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I was

tardy crescent
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true

livid lava
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I was kicked

tardy crescent
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GWchadMEGATHINK wot

winged sigil
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lava should just implement the potion crop and time cost fixes

red cobalt
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As in, fixing the broken aspects of Mama Mia without breaking other aspects of Mama Mia? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Again

tardy crescent
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ye

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I really want lava to do a general bugfix before he releases anything else

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But like, look at the infinite list at #_

winged sigil
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I'm talking about making the potion time req depend directly on the potion level and base requirement

tardy crescent
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oh yes

winged sigil
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instead of the way it's currently where the new requirement is just based on the previous level

red cobalt
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Ah

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Makes sense.

winged sigil
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so if lava decides to change either the base requirement or the scaling, everyone would get the effect immediately, instead of having to reset

tardy crescent
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yes

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there are so many broken aspects of the game lol

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I expect bugfix update before next big release

winged sigil
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that would also enable making things affect the time requirement in interesting ways

tardy crescent
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and then another bugfix update to shiver out more moron bugs

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and only then release whatever he has intended to release

winged sigil
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I feel like he could use some help with the fixes

tardy crescent
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yea

bleak void
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man I fucking hate fighting up crusades

tardy crescent
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^

winged sigil
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I know he can handle the new content

tardy crescent
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I'd rather work on some bugs first

void spade
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Lava should let me and alien help with bugs ๐Ÿ™‚

tardy crescent
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But well, help may be needed because the bug list is too large

winged sigil
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but since the bugs have been compounding, it might seem like an insurmountable task to get them fixed

void spade
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yeah it's pretty easy to miss stuff, he didn't even know broken dagger mastery was still bugged

tardy crescent
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hmm

winged sigil
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idk if I'd want to work with stencyl tho

void spade
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he never responded to my DM asking if Sent R and Sent Y drops were intended or not though

winged sigil
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I hope there's a way to work on the haxe source

void spade
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I don't believe there is from what I've seen. Idk stencyl just has shitty documentation

winged sigil
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does it generate the haxe code at any part of the compiling process

void spade
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I might fuck around with a sample Stencyl project and see what is/isn't possible

tardy crescent
foggy thorn
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was going to say you should do that

tardy crescent
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unluckily I haven't got that good programming skills

void spade
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Maybe, but there isn't a way to IMPORT haxe

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you can only import a .stencyl

winged sigil
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I feel like that wouldn't be a huge loss

void spade
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but would lava even be able to work with straight Haxe code? and not the block structure?

tardy crescent
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...could be, could be not...

winged sigil
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it would probably take some getting used to

tardy crescent
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still, it's something the game needs desperately

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I had been warning months ago the game would get to that point

void spade
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I still doubt Lava would even let anyone help, since he's kinda dodged the subject before with stuff like Alien giving a solution to fix cosmics

winged sigil
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but he's been doing programming for multiple years at this point, so learning a language wouldn't probably be that bad

foggy thorn
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didn't he say talk about getting someone to help

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like a while back

red cobalt
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Dunno. I know he said he got help from someone at some point.

void spade
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yeah he said he got help from a buddy for cloudsave

foggy thorn
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no no

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like just hire someone

void spade
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ohhhh

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I'd help for free if he'd let me lmao

winged sigil
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I think that was in the context of converting to unity for example

tardy crescent
winged sigil
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or something

foggy thorn
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it checks it off

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probably

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hopefully

winged sigil
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I think 6* counts

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but you need event cards too

tardy crescent
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should count, otherwise I'm hecked

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I got all event cards, that's no problem

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not sure if lava gonna add an arcade event tho, I'm still saving da ballz

foggy thorn
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just use them

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would rather have gems and not some card

tardy crescent
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some noob card right?

foggy thorn
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probably

tardy crescent
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so I shouldn't worry then?

winged sigil
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I mean lava has talked about adding a new permanent feature to pachi

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and an event at the same time

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but no idea when that's going to be

supple kraken
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hopefully i can use my balls

errant forge
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Version 4.20 incoming

void spade
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my pachi rng is fucking ass

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no jackpot ever ๐Ÿ˜ 

tardy crescent
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^

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oh well got once a jackpot

errant forge
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I got one jackpot but lost the savefile

supple kraken
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i got it once

frail cedar
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Sorry pacci angers

tardy crescent
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but when it was already nerfed

void spade
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and then some no role who's been playing for a week comes in like "haha just got my 3rd jackpot!"

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I hate it

supple kraken
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so true

errant forge
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I got it pre-nerf

tardy crescent
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lava shouldn't have nerfed gem gains

winged sigil
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tbh, it was getting pretty insane

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you'd get like 500 gems a day pretty easily

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I can see why he did it, doesn't mean I have to like it

tardy crescent
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what about the weaker lads then

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they'll be overwhelmed

frail cedar
tardy crescent
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even me, I'm not that strong

frail cedar
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Shit happens

void spade
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just be luckier

frail cedar
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Game = hard to balance

tardy crescent
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I may have 6* dmg and almost 4* cool cash, but that doesn't mean I get a lot of gems

pliant schooner
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i have had 0 jackpots

tardy crescent
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curious fact: I got 7 different raid cards with 70 tickets once, really helped me get all 12 cards

void spade
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I get good amount of free gems for the small amount of effort I put into it

winged sigil
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asylum drops pretty good gems

void spade
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I never looked at the fuckin drop code for Asylum bosses

errant forge
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I farmed asylum for a while and got around 10 gems only

tardy crescent
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asylum good but I don't get many keys

void spade
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I don't like that the pachi ball drops show 4 in the sprite but only give you 3 smh /s

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almost forgot /s

tardy crescent
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-_-

foggy thorn
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quesooooooo

livid lava
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grinding raids for 5 weeks
no card

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k

pliant schooner
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kvetko see now u have said that go and do raids bet u gte a card

tardy crescent
livid lava
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ya, same like gorshark and I got him

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haha

foggy thorn
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lol no

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u get 0

void spade
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I bet you'll get 500

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max

tardy crescent
foggy thorn
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no

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0

livid lava
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xDDD 1000

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like 200

tardy crescent
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let's try

foggy thorn
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zero

pliant schooner
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only 600 ha

livid lava
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maybe 300

foggy thorn
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cero

tardy crescent
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gets 10 jackpots and 50k gems from cards

livid lava
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ya, the times when ppl got 50k jackpots

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oh god

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those fckers

foggy thorn
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the peesea players?

whole falcon
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I've gotten maybe 5 over the past 7 months

livid lava
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I ONLY HAVE 8 TICKETS.... PFF

foggy thorn
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I've gotten 1

livid lava
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what ?

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what have u got ?

foggy thorn
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jackpot

livid lava
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I never got jackpot

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like

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idk

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cheaters

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u wanna fight or shit ?

foggy thorn
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no

void spade
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uh

foggy thorn
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pls

void spade
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I'll shit ty

livid lava
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Am gonna throw my beer bottle at you

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and then gonna cry

foggy thorn
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you wouldn't throw away beer

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don't lie

pliant schooner
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i would love to shit right now

livid lava
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hey Ash, do u have some nudes laying around ?

foggy thorn
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

tardy crescent
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alost got jackpot but bounced left just on last bounce

foggy thorn
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legt

livid lava
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I would not, yes...... even bottle, that is like 15 cents

tardy crescent
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got useless crystals instead anger lava I want my 2k gems back

livid lava
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what gems

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or what

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did u spend gems on balls ?

tardy crescent
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no

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why would I hahaha

livid lava
void spade
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nice

tardy crescent
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not even 400 gems... stealers

livid lava
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I said it

pliant schooner
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hehe 69

void spade
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yeah kvetko called it

tardy crescent
livid lava
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because, because, I tried it too xD

tardy crescent
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I had almost gotten a jackpot but the fucker decided to go left juuuust on the last jump

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got useless crystal pack instead

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why not even the 300 gems

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at this rate I'll never get me da x2 mastery

livid lava
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just do not buy mountain dew and save for pack

tardy crescent
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nah seriously now, why the game gives me so low gems

livid lava
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same

pliant schooner
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how many gems do people get from crypt everyday

livid lava
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idk like 20-30 ?

tardy crescent
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10 today for me

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only 10 yes

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and having reached the end of the crypt

livid lava
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ya sometimes more sometimes less

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depend

pliant schooner
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i have gotten 50 the last 2 days

tardy crescent
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oh god

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kill him

livid lava
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ugh

pliant schooner
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well 51 today

tardy crescent
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it's been weeks since I got 20 in the crypt

livid lava
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u showoff ?

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wanna fight ?

pliant schooner
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that is the true power of the gold candy

tardy crescent
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always getting below 20

golden ivy
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ugh im not even caught up with the updates

pliant schooner
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!fight

golden ivy
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like they're cool and everything but like ugh

tardy crescent
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u g h

livid lava
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u g h

pliant schooner
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!ugh

foggy thorn
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ugh

livid lava
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oh boi I am teehee

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yeeeeeeeeeet

tardy crescent
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lel

golden ivy
livid lava
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but

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guys

tardy crescent
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around 3 lvls left for me

livid lava
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wait

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Have u heard about this ?

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oh

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ร can not use it

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nvm

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FCK NITRO U

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BLOODY

tardy crescent
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oh boy more tubes

golden ivy
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Some days, I want to leave this world and explore the stars, free from pain and worry

livid lava
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same

golden ivy
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But instead, I stay, because my partner doesn't deserve to live life alone

foggy thorn
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queso is good

livid lava
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idk but that souds like some deep movie shit

foggy thorn
golden ivy
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she's literally the only reason why I stay in this dying world

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kuak do u use google translate?

livid lava
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you have girl I have cigies and beer

golden ivy
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or like are u portuguese

livid lava
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nice

golden ivy
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When I lose her, like everyone else, I'm leaving

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or brazilian

foggy thorn
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I'm spanish

livid lava
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ur young

foggy thorn
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I know a bit of Portuguese

golden ivy
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i see

livid lava
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is queso this cheese dish ?

tardy crescent
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espera en serio?

foggy thorn
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queso is cheese

livid lava
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oh

tardy crescent
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2k?

golden ivy
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Being young has nothing to do with it

foggy thorn
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it doesn't

livid lava
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it does

foggy thorn
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shh

golden ivy
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One of my friends died in my arms and there was nothing I could do about it

livid lava
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that was for meat

tardy crescent
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Got told already it gets to 100% so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

golden ivy
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so fuck you

void spade
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Meat didn't you talk about that last night

golden ivy
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yes

livid lava
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well, being young, u thinking different then adult, child, old ppl etc.

golden ivy
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Someone said I was young and I don't see that as a reason

livid lava
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ur unstable

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mostly if ur in puberty

void spade
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Yeah you don't see that as a reason BECAUSE you're young

golden ivy
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Well, ight I guess

livid lava
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they say ur young because they can not explaint it to you haha

golden ivy
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my will to live died in my arms

livid lava
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but they know what they are talking about mostly

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not in general

golden ivy
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imma go talk to people more therapeutic cya

void spade
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Bye

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idk what you'd expect from a game discord

golden ivy
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Have a nice day my men

foggy thorn
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I got home

void spade
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hi kuaka

foggy thorn
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hi static

golden ivy
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hey kuaka

foggy thorn
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hi meat

livid lava
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22:00 here

golden ivy
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S'garn on kuaka

livid lava
void spade
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yeah what are you doing here

foggy thorn
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no kvet >:(

livid lava
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ur talking to the other kind

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how could you

void spade
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I want a Kvetko channel where he just rants to himself

livid lava
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huh

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thx

foggy thorn
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ondra*

livid lava
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idk If am gonna cry because of joy or sadness

void spade
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Just like

livid lava
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downgrade/upgrade channel

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lol

void spade
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make a bot to give him a random topic everyday to talk about

livid lava
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haha

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that is nice

void spade
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Or to give Ondra a random software to try and downgrade

foggy thorn
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welcome to today's video, this is episode 5032, today we will be downgrading the Earth back to version 1 where it was nothing

void spade
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Ooooo Kuaka you just gave me a good idea, I want a Kvetko and Ondra podcast

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Call it uhhhh

livid lava
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no

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we can do some skype sometimes maybe

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but podcast

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oh boi

supple kraken
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Kvendra

livid lava
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no

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you

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do not

supple kraken
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its good

livid lava
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it is cursed

supple kraken
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actually it kinda sounds like a female version of ur name

livid lava
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that would be "kvฤ›toslava"

supple kraken
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ah of course

livid lava
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and that is real czech name haha

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but kvฤ›tko is not name

supple kraken
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oh

livid lava
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but that is the beauty of czech language

supple kraken
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idc thats still the name of the podcast

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idek what the language is

solemn estuary
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Hey

livid lava
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hey

solemn estuary
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How are you

livid lava
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not that good, have test in two days and fcking know nothing haha

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how about u ?

golden ivy
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mmm I've told y'all about my sad existence

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I have school tomorrow

void spade
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I'm good thanks for asking @livid lava Also I bet you'll do okay on your tests ๐Ÿ™‚ I believe in you

supple kraken
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lmfao

golden ivy
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smh yall never said that to me hahaha

void spade
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I love Kvetko

golden ivy
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oh yea I forget

supple kraken
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u dont have ashley in ur name meat so u dont get as much attention

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but kvet just too good to need that

golden ivy
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^

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hi

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i am computer

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say hi back pls

void spade
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hi

golden ivy
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ok

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yes

supple kraken
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u

golden ivy
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ok

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uyrd

supple kraken
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did u finish school brash

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"yes"

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very nice

golden ivy
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I did not

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it lunch time

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ok time for me to go

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love you all

void spade
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bye

golden ivy
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good by

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i luv u all

supple kraken
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BYE brash โค๏ธ

void spade
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bye

spare vapor
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?

supple kraken
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oooo

void spade
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Scorpion for sure

golden ivy
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yes

supple kraken
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good question

golden ivy
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has to be female?

void spade
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yeah

golden ivy
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no

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no

supple kraken
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defo mileena

void spade
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What about Meat from MK4?

livid lava
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nah, feeling little bit gay right now

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but

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oh god, it is "talk" test

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pff

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I just need to do this one and couple of more and I am done with this semestr

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haha

void spade
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ezpz Kvetko

livid lava
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where is ur mod static

supple kraken
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actually it might be ashley from mk46

livid lava
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ugh fat cats

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oh boi rule34

frail warren
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sub or dub

livid lava
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sub

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like who likes dub other then muricans

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which is pretty bad

frail warren
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good

livid lava
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for sure

solemn estuary
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I'm good too thanks

frail warren
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do you speed watch, or do you watch at 1x

livid lava
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1x

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idk some ppl do 1.25 because of old ppl

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but I do not like that

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it is not natural

frail warren
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i once did some speed watching

livid lava
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and if ur watching someone, you should give respect

frail warren
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started at 1.25

livid lava
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some speed watching is good

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when is music and stuff like that

golden ivy
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ok

livid lava
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but when it is speech I do not like that

frail warren
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and kept ramping up until 3x at the end of the season

void spade
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@livid lava too many mods atm Kvetko, so I patiently wait for now

livid lava
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fck I still did not get u sign in ur petition

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so sorry for that lol

void spade
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LOL it's okay man, it was mostly a meme

livid lava
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happy but well maybe, ur code stuff is great tho

void spade
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Thanks! Alien and P4wn have played a huge part in it too

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I can't figure out the formulas for shit, which is where Alien's been a massive help. I'm only able to get as far as finding out what caps and what not

livid lava
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ya, I know, but they are mods I think and ur still not

void spade
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P4wn isn't mod

livid lava
#

he was

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lol

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or I think

void spade
#

nah he's been asking for a while though

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I think he stopped after the whole Lava removing the Helium guide incident

livid lava
#

but but, who was that dude with that mario or shit red guy with white mask

golden ivy
#

am I the only one who has a laptop they can use in bed

livid lava
#

he was mod

void spade
#

I have no idea lol

golden ivy
#

but instead just grabs a wireless keyboard and mouse and uses a monitor

void spade
#

Keep in mind I've only been active here since late December

golden ivy
#

because they can't be assed getting outta bed

livid lava
#

oh, well, idk how long have u been here

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oh

#

ya

void spade
#

I've been playing IS for waaaaaay longer though, but I did take a break after crusades came out

golden ivy
livid lava
#

oh, I have been here only sice like end of holidays maybe or half of them so

#

ya

#

haha

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I have notebook

#

thinpad x250

golden ivy
#

Yeah I played when it was early access

#

It was hecka buggy though

livid lava
#

ur not pro hacker and 4chan hw guy if ur not using thinkpads

golden ivy
#

might've been my shitty tablet

void spade
#

I've been playing since a little before Limbo released

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I lost that save though before cloudsave was a thing

livid lava
#

ur like veteran haha

golden ivy
#

Oh yeah I remember the hype about limbo

void spade
#

I remember the old event wheel ๐Ÿ™‚

golden ivy
#

Yeah that thing was great

livid lava
#

Oh I want that !

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I was looking at events on www

solemn estuary
#

Holy fuck that was great

golden ivy
#

You fight monsters and get tokens you use to buy spins on the wheel

livid lava
#

though that it will be this event

#

but idk about that

golden ivy
#

Nah he's gonna continue using pachinko

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Hi

void spade
#

I think he'll reuse the wheel asset but it probably won't work the same

golden ivy
#

Am at schewl

#

for fuck's sake that wheel was awesome

livid lava
#

hey bryan

golden ivy
#

hey bray

livid lava
#

how was the juul bathroom ?

spare vapor
solemn estuary
#

Pls no

pliant schooner
#

thats pugged up

livid lava
#

no

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u fck

#

fcking snorthing piggy

#

I always want that dog

#

but I have one small barky rat

spare vapor
#

Just get a new kat

livid lava
#

he is still young

#

9y

spare vapor
#

Eat him

livid lava
#

well.. old

#

ya

#

NO

spare vapor
#

Chomp

tawdry seal
#

Why is the bishop labeled as normal rook?

livid lava
#

wtf is bishop

void spade
#

flower

pliant schooner
#

bishop aint no damn rook

tawdry seal
#

I feel like lava puts small things like this to troll us

clever karma
#

When the pachinko update comes out it will already be lunar New year

pliant schooner
#

not sure if its happening

livid lava
#

that happened

golden ivy
#

ok

livid lava
#

ok

golden ivy
#

yes

livid lava
#

bo

#

and

#

no

golden ivy
#

Hi am schewl

#

In my favourite class

#

Life is so good :)

livid lava
#

what is ur favorite class

golden ivy
#

Foods

livid lava
#

like lunch ?

golden ivy
#

thats not

livid lava
#

what is food class lol

#

tell me

golden ivy
#

fak e class

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It's a cooking and nutrition class

livid lava
#

ohh cooking class I had that in secondary school

#

it was lovely

void spade
solemn estuary
#

That's awesome

livid lava
#

well... that is pretty normal, if ur living in "bio" and this stuff livestyle

winged sigil
#

if true, why is this only now becoming a thing

livid lava
#

it has been there for couple of years

#

there are like even stores where u bring ur own cups and stuff for mostly everything

winged sigil
#

tf has this to do with "bio"

livid lava
#

idk lol

#

I just do not know the english word for that

winged sigil
#

it's just reducing needless waste

livid lava
#

ya reduce lifestyle or something like that, like I said, idk the english word

#

we call it here "without cover"

#

there are special stores for that

winged sigil
#

makes sense

#

I think there are those types of stores here too

livid lava
#

u bring ur own things and like, there are soups, pastas, grains, spices, etc... for that

#

my roommates use that

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it is pretty nice... but for me, too much time and too much struggle

#

@void spade but in this picture, it seems like that is not some special store.. idk what store that is, but that is nice lol haha

fading nymph
#

Bzzt

solemn estuary
#

Hey

fading nymph
#

Urgh. Anyone know gastroparesis?

#

What... is...

winged sigil
#

google it?

#

knowing you, it's probably something nasty

solemn estuary
#

Gastroparesis is a long-term (chronic) condition where the stomach cannot empty in the normal way. Food passes through the stomach slower than usual. It's thought to be the result of a problem with the nerves and muscles that control how the stomach empties.

livid lava
#

it is that ur scared about dishes

#

and restaurants

fading nymph
#

I have. Im looking for personal stories.

#

Someone in the family has it... but their stomach doesnt empty at all.

#

And just so you know alien. I was told to stop being nasty. Lmao

winged sigil
#

good

void spade
#

Okay guys I asked Lava if i could help him with bug fixing for freesies. I'll update everyone if when he replies :)

#

My expectations are not high tbh

livid lava
#

ya

#

IF

#

do not mark that

fading nymph
#

You could... suggest certain fixes and how to fix it to him even if he says no. Lmao

void spade
#

Yeah, I've kinda been doing that but I don't wanna blow up his DMs

#

Plan is if he says no I'll compile a big list of fixes and send to him all at once

fading nymph
#

Well if you had a private channel for discussing fixes only...

#

Then you could save his DMs from exploding

void spade
#

Good idea actually

fading nymph
#

Then only people approved to suggest fixes could complie a list.

golden ivy
#

Hey guys I'm back home

void spade
golden ivy
#

That's funni maymay

fading nymph
#

I have 50 items on my wishlist... and they all on sale right now

void spade
#

Me, Alien, and p4wn would be the best for that probably, chy too but i don't think he's interested

golden ivy
#

I have 0 items on my wish list

winged sigil
#

pawn has been digging through the code but idk how much of a programmer he is

golden ivy
#

I can't afford shit even if it's on sale

livid lava
#

new update
bug fixes

#

idk if ppl would be happy about that

#

that is the problem I think

#

like, I know that ppl that play this game for long would be happy about that

void spade
#

But newer players wouldn't like that there isn't new content yeah, he could always bundle bug fix update with arcade feature as well

wicked niche
#

an update which is just bug fixes, probably not (if it was marketed as 4.11 or something maybe)

livid lava
#

I know, but this is psychological thing

fading nymph
#

Bug fixes can be mixed with small content parches here and there

livid lava
#

there should be some bux fix update

void spade
#

But it's something that the game needs pretty bad

wicked niche
#

also, there are definitely people besides the 3 named who are programmy

livid lava
#

but lava like the make bigs news about new updates

fading nymph
#

Add a new pet here. New card there.

golden ivy
#

Holy fuck I used to be retarded looking

livid lava
#

and that is bad thing

winged sigil
#

I mean if people were to be complaining about "just getting bug fixes" they can fuck off

void spade
#

^

fading nymph
#

Used to be?

wispy dagger
#

wasnt that always a feature bray

wicked niche
#

"wow we're just getting bug fixes? ughhh"

livid lava
#

idk, like everybody said "just get bux fixes"

#

even in harsh way

#

lol

fading nymph
#

I like bug fixes

#

Screw everyone else

wispy dagger
#

I like bug squishes

livid lava
#

ya, but there was time when ppl were like, angry, and mean about that

golden ivy
livid lava
#

and idk, lava is solo + some help of friends guy

void spade
#

But yea idk, if Lava gave details on all bugs getting fixed i think people would be happy realizing how many things are broken that they don't even know about

livid lava
#

I would not be happy about too

wicked niche
#

bug fixes are super important, the big problem is that it's not been a thing which lava seems to have done before, no precedent means people are gonna be more vocally annoyed

golden ivy
#

Bug fixes don't need to happen

#

No bugs

#

Just features

fading nymph
#

Shut up bray

golden ivy
#

Make me snowy

wicked niche
#

one could probably do a bug fix and QoL update and have it go over well

winged sigil
#

lava should get a few co-devs

golden ivy
#

Yes

#

He should hire me

winged sigil
#

help him with the fixes

livid lava
#

u know how he is about that

fading nymph
#

Ill get the beating stick.

golden ivy
#

I am a stencyl god

void spade
#

Yea, that's why im offering to help for free so at least Lava doesn't lose anything in the process

wicked niche
#

there are a lot of unimplemented suggestions which are definitely good features to look at

livid lava
#

lots of ppl offer him help

#

that is not the problem

golden ivy
#

I can 100% him understanding not wanting it

livid lava
#

but idk if lava has time for all this shit

void spade
#

Same bray

#

But it doesn't hurt to ask y'know

golden ivy
#

Stencyl is horrible and a single change fucks everything up taking hours to restorr

fading nymph
#

He doesnt like people pooping on his baby

golden ivy
#

That's why bug fixing is bad for him

livid lava
#

I would not like that too if I am single code dude

#

lol

#

I know that

#

and I know how hard it is to implement other codes

fading nymph
#

I prefer someone tell me what to fix as long as it doesn't change core features

void spade
#

Yea, and Lava didn't seem to mind me mentioning the Broken Dagger fix to him

fading nymph
#

Like if Object A is supposed to count bounce and rotatation but only counts half of what it supposed to be id like to know that. And if someone provides a way to fix then all the better.

void spade
#

I'm definitely not touching hoops fixes honestly

#

That code looks fragile af

fading nymph
#

Hoops isnt fixable.

#

He'd have to rework the whole system. Lol

livid lava
wicked niche
#

a full rebuild is something that is doable, just not super fun to do

fading nymph
#

Yeah, and takes time he could be using to do what he likes to do.

#

Like making redundant systems

#

I hate android ads.

#

They advertise features in games that dont exist

void spade
#

yeah idk how those kinds of ads even started

#

where it'll show gameplay that has nothing to do with the actual game, especially for match 3 games

fading nymph
#

Or strategy top down games that show first person gameplay...

#

Kinda think if they are allowed to do that, idle skilling ads should have bob on a stripper pole

void spade
#

Idle Skilling should have one of those ads where they get a random person with a facecam in the corner to act overly excited about the game

fading nymph
#

Only if its lava. Hahaha

void spade
#

"Alright guys I've been playing this AWESOME game called Idle Skilling lately, he just released the new Tunnels update so let's check out how my spelunkers are doing. WOAH!!! I just got the Red Obol card! Alright lets go see what this bad boy does and upgrade it with some of my star cards that I got from fighting."

fading nymph
#

Omg. Lava pretending to play the game and the gameplay showing him dying and him getting super excited like he killed a boss.

livid lava
#

u mean like one that RAID SHADOW LEGENDS have ?

void spade
#

Yeah lmao

#

and a bunch of other mobile games too made by companies with Fuck You money

fading nymph
#

All pay to win games

void spade
#

I always see them for this one strategy game where it's 1v1 PvP stuff and it just looks like a really bad RTS

wicked niche
#

implying idle skilling isnt IdleHMMMM

livid lava
#

most of mobile games are pay to skip... like there is no win

#

if u do not give them like 1k of dollars

void spade
#

Yeah you just pay to make time go by faster

fading nymph
#

Oh there is a win....

#

People spending 100k a day in the game i play.

void spade
#

I know we joke about whales in here, but actual whales are fuckin insane, people that just drop thousands of dollars on games

fading nymph
#

Yeah. 100k a day seems impossible...

void spade
livid lava
#

like, if he has the money

void spade
#

Yeah no I get it

livid lava
#

and makes him happy

void spade
#

but it's just crazy to think about, you know?

livid lava
#

but ya sure

#

it is crazy as fck

void spade
#

I just like thinking about some big business people that have 6 figure salaries and in their free time they just spend money on a shitty mobile game

fading nymph
#

I play free to play. So i am never in first.

#

In any game. Lmao

livid lava
#

me, thinking how it is to have 6 figures and spending it on mobile games

#

like

#

6 figures

#

best IT guys in my country have like 4 figures max per year

#

haha

#

u mean like some crazy asian guy ?

fading nymph
#

I wish i made 4 figures. Lmfao

wicked niche
#

oh well CFO's have cash to burn

livid lava
#

per year..... like "normal" monthly pay in my country is like 1k of dollars

void spade
#

wait

#

what company @kind rover

#

I live in Florida :0

#

I should ask them for money

bold quest
#

Don't ask, just take

void spade
#

What game? like EVE or something?

livid lava
#

wtf is bit heroes

wicked niche
#

like... that info is almost certainly out there if people bother to look

main sandal
#

Eh?

fading nymph
#

I miss bit heroes

solemn estuary
#

Did I hear avoiding advertising?

fading nymph
#

I got banned for an error.

wicked niche
#

it's a real shame how few good games there are for the phone

#

i've got two I can think of atm

solemn estuary
wicked niche
#

this and one other

kind rover
#

Snow, did you get banned for the foreign gem price exploit?

fading nymph
#

I got banned because i killed someone in town somehow.

#

They did never explain what happened

kind rover
#

That... Doesn't really make sense. Only way to fight in town is, well, to just send a duel request to someone there

fading nymph
#

Exactly

#

They blamed me.

kind rover
#

Might wanna revisit that ban, the support team has been good lately.

fading nymph
#

I could make a new account i suppose

kind rover
#

Gonna take a couple months to catch up if you're f2p :/

fading nymph
#

If have to catch up anyways

#

Id

void spade
#

Tbh I feel like I've heard of bit heroes but I've never seen gameplay or anything. Is it mobile?

kind rover
#

Yeah mobile android IOS kongregate pc

fading nymph
#

Yeah. Its basically pokemon or final fantasy type rpg

kind rover
solemn estuary
#

pokemon and final fanasty type rpg you mean dragon quest?

#

oop

fading nymph
#

Oh. I saw a dragon quest mobile game is coming out

solemn estuary
#

On android?

fading nymph
#

Yep

solemn estuary
#

Let me search

fading nymph
#

Ill link it.

solemn estuary
#

Please

fading nymph
solemn estuary
#

I pregregistered hope it will be balanced

fading nymph
#

Its already out in japan so, it should be on par with their version

void spade
#

"check if you'd like recommendations for other games to pre-register to that we think you'll like" aka "let us spam ur inbox pls'

solemn estuary
#

I only searched dragon quest on my android couple days ago, didn't see it there even was on there page

fading nymph
#

So ive been playing ngu for a few days... this game is a a mish mash of all the good features of other idle games...

#

I prefer idle skilling

void spade
#

Yea ngu is kinda weird

solemn estuary
#

I tried to play it for 5 minutes got confused and never looked back, idle skilling is the number one

#

I always see Best1 playing it

bold quest
#

You have to be broken to understand broken

kind rover
#

I never liked most popular idle and incremental games.

fading nymph
#

Most popular games are usally clickers

void spade
#

yea id play em for like a week tops and uninstall

kind rover
#

Tap titans, idle apocalypse, paperclip, antimatter, trimps...

fading nymph
#

-_- i need more stat based games. Less click based

#

Crank?

kind rover
#

Cookie clicker, idle Skilling, clicker heroes, mine defense with those wizards and an evil chicken arch enemy, those were good

solemn estuary
#

Is pretty fun

void spade
#

@kind rover did you play idle empires? made by idle apocalypse devs

#

I played a shit ton of Idle Empires

kind rover
#

There was also an idle game where you climb a tower and get random loot, it was multi-player text based. I forget what, but you could write scripts in game for loot management

#

I didn't play idle empires, never heard of it

void spade
#

I like idle apocalypse a bit more. Idle Empires had huge walls for most progress

outer spear
#

theres NGU, realm grinder

fading nymph
#

I played a lot of alphas or betas for idle games on android. Most of them die horribly.

outer spear
#

NGU is all stats, not a lot of clicking

#

theres a bit of clinking in realmgrinder iirc

#

clicking*

kind rover
#

There was this other idle game, it used to have Microsoft paint graphics and you'd choose a faction to level per playthrough, then it had a graphical overhaul and everything went to shit and got confusing.

#

Realm grinder

outer spear
#

thats realm grinder

bold quest
#

Less clicking, more tweaking in realm grinder

outer spear
#

I played after the graphical update, so I was fine with the changes

kind rover
#

I REALLY hated that UI overhaul

fading nymph
#

Realm grinder is... wall after wall after wall

kind rover
#

They made stuff so complicated for no reason

outer spear
#

You and my friend both hate that graphical update

kind rover
#

I stopped after trying to play for a few days, just absolute trash.

#

Was so into it before

#

Idle wizard on kong is also really good.

wicked niche
#

one idle game I had a lot of fun with a while back is almost a hero, on android

golden ivy
#

My old hacked one was made in 2011

fading nymph
#

Need an idle game where you have to program small things to proceed

wicked niche
#

I think an idle game where building programs was the main gimmick could be a lot of fun

outer spear
#

I got you beat meat

kind rover
#

Some idle incremental game on pc, like diamondco or something, where you get resources and stuff and it had an online market. Old game, was decent

outer spear
#

June 10, 2010 here

#

oh, a coding idle game? hmmm

bold quest
#

Diamond online i think

outer spear
#

let me htink, there might be one

fading nymph
#

Theres some fake ones out there...

wicked niche
#

sort of like exapunks style programming, try to achieve a task, and then based on how efficient it is, impacts your progress

fading nymph
#

Cyberpunk :o

bold quest
#

There is one

#

Just forgot the name but I'm sure it's in my browser history somewhere

golden ivy
#

Tryna get my partner to install Minecraft Java ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

She forgot to sign in

wicked niche
#

now that I reminded myself of exapunks, I should really beat that game

winged sigil
#

you don't need to sign in to install java, tho?

golden ivy
#

like guys I got her minecraft get on my level

kind rover
#

Minecraft Java edition

#

Pc

winged sigil
#

well minecraft java makes more sense

#

he just said java at first

kind rover
#

O

fading nymph
#

I hate bedrock edition minecraft

kind rover
#

Minecraft with mods 4 life

solemn estuary
#

I'm a vanilla bitch, second time I've said that today

kind rover
#

I wish we could go back to the golden age of minecraft before that one dude brought up the EULA to mojang, and before Microsoft bought minecraft and the game server population declined

solemn estuary
#

You can

#

It's called 1.2

kind rover
#

Server counts are at an all time low, creativity and investment in them are also low, most can't sustain on just cosmetics, competition between the mining, mini game, role play, all servers, just non existent.

bold quest
#

Found it

kind rover
#

Wynncraft is probably the best non mini game server

solemn estuary
#

Sounds like you need to be in charge

bold quest
#

Diamond Hunt Online

kind rover
#

I administrated a few servers for many years. I've had enough experience with everything minecraft. I'm done with the ridiculous and unnecessary drama from bad, cheap owners

#

Oh and fun fact, every top server was basically a network of friends and legitimate hackers. Real interesting stuff

solemn estuary
#

Yeah I've heard a few stories of people taking few grand from people over minecraft servers

kind rover
#

The sheer amount of greed is just... It pissed me off.

solemn estuary
#

Happens everywhere

kind rover
#

Even when I presented ways to make money and avoid being shitty to the playerbase and increase server population, it wasn't fast enough. They mostly prioritized quick money for little investment.

#

It's basically how the real world works

outer spear
#

Man, you'd HATE the private sector

kind rover
#

Yeah lmao

outer spear
#

or any jobs related to sales/finance/management

solemn estuary
#

Mmmhmm

blissful raven
#

pawn has been digging through the code but idk how much of a programmer he is
@winged sigil I know enough about it to be able to pick up AS as I go, though obviously not having messed with AS at all and not having programmed for 6 years I'm a little rusty. I'm not going to claim I'm great or anything though. I'm not especially inclined to rebuild the game or anything.

solemn estuary
#

I wouldn't take it so personally

blissful raven
#

also meteor you should post your save fix requests in the request channel

#

I'm not, really

#

I mean I'm kinda lacking in some areas.

#

alien is better at breaking down the pure math than I am

kind rover
#

Yeah I was just posting my list of broken stuff that static asked about

blissful raven
#

kind of understandable though, he's a math guy

#

the thing is this code is ugly

#

it would be a huge undertaking for anybody to fix all of it really

#

its no wonder lava dreads bug updates tbh

outer spear
#

you cant fix that code, you'd have to rebuild it

blissful raven
#

yes

#

well

kind rover
#

It would be much easier for sure

blissful raven
#

you can fix sections

#

I mean, there is a bunch of shit thats hard to interpret on this end which yeah you can easily say can't be fixed any time soon

outer spear
#

well, I doubt hed want to go back and fix old code

blissful raven
#

Lava would be willing to work with a new build of the game I think

outer spear
#

idle skilling 2

blissful raven
#

but yeah he won't want to dig through anything , hes said as much

winged sigil
#

I was saying idk, I think you may have mentioned having some background in something relevant but idr

outer spear
#

idle skilling 2: this time its personal

solemn estuary
#

New Idle Skilling 3D

spare vapor
#

Electric boogaloo

blissful raven
#

I have some coding experience, mostly a few years in college and one job where I managed JS and a tiny section of sql

outer spear
#

he should just skip idle skilling 2 and just jump straight to idle skilling 3

winged sigil
#

but yea, not having touched code in 6 years it's understandable to be a bit rusty

blissful raven
#

also I did coding for fun as a kid a lot

#

I just kinda decided on other career paths

#

I was a weird kid

outer spear
#

I sympathize with you pawn, I used to a do lot more coding in my job

winged sigil
#

I haven't even been programming for 6 years

outer spear
#

then changed, and now everyone wants everything in excel

#

and it makes me wanna kill myself

winged sigil
#

or like, first time I touched any code was like 5 years ago

outer spear
#

but on the other hand I've gotten decent at excel

blissful raven
#

yeah, excel is basically just trying to remember a ton of commands

#

though if you are doing macros you can do VB and thats a bit more versatile

outer spear
#

My only time I get code is when i get access to the BIG DATA

#

Macros are my lifeblood

blissful raven
#

for the most part I don't care to program unless I have a reason to.

outer spear
#

but I've basically generated the 6 or 7 parts and then put them together different

blissful raven
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in the past I've gotten into coding projects simply by being a guy who knows a lot of annoying bugs in something and the devs really want me to fix them lol

outer spear
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yeah same lmao

golden ivy
blissful raven
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uh

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yes elmo

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funny stuff

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anyway

golden ivy
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ok

outer spear
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all I do is make pretty charts that are easy to read by people who dont know anything about data

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so they can make decisions

winged sigil
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I usually play around with spreadsheets because I like math

blissful raven
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I had a job doing that sort of stuff, but that position was really crappy due to the people involved

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I've heard nobody has lasted at it

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before me, or after

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just shitty management.

outer spear
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Besides sometimes people asking for things that are completely unreasonable and they have no idea why

golden ivy
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i also like meth alien

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buddies

outer spear
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everyone I work with is great

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its a lot of work but its extremely rewarding

blissful raven
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yeah, its fun when the people are cool

outer spear
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alot of people are really appreciative and really cool

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and the best part is that my boss doesnt micromanage me

winged sigil
outer spear
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lmao

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havent they figured out how to divide a sphere into 6 equal sqheres?

winged sigil
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Banach-Tarski paradox for anyone interested

outer spear
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that are all identical to the original sphere

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yeah, that thing

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love that paradox

winged sigil
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Vsauce has a great video about it

outer spear
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You a mathematician?

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he does? Ill have to check it out

winged sigil
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idk, more of a hobbyist, I guess

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though I'm majoring in applied math in uni

outer spear
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Nice, I'm a Mathematics major

blissful raven
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math is one of those things where you can pretty much get a job anywhere in it if you major in it

outer spear
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applied math is good, I hope youre liking it

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and hopefully you dont have to write as many proofs

blissful raven
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I have a math major friend, he hasn't had a hard time finding a job even when the companies he works for die

outer spear
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yeah lol its great

blissful raven
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and he mostly does hobby stuff

outer spear
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math majors are like chefs in old castles

blissful raven
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he works on a python project called Simpy

outer spear
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even when the castle gets raided and overthrown, they never kill the cook

blissful raven
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any time I have mentioned Simpy before nobody has ever heard of it so I assume its a bit niche

outer spear
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Yeah, I never heard of it. but Im not up to date on python news

winged sigil
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it sounds like a simulation library

blissful raven
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yeah it is

outer spear
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or a simpsons episode generating program

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dammit I was wrong

winged sigil
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I've heard of numpy

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though probably most people have

blissful raven
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Simpy is a google summer of code thing, so you can do it in college and stuff

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he still does it though

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you might actually like it alien

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just don't submit any weird dating bots as your code sample

winged sigil
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lol

blissful raven
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some guy did that once to them

outer spear
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lmao

blissful raven
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he was showing me and, man.

outer spear
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was there sex in it? was it a sexbot?

blissful raven
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they decided that guy wouldn't work on the team

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no it was like

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the girl basically couldn't close the program until she accepted a date

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it was kinda bad

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idk why this guy submitted that as his code sample

golden ivy
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holy

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have u guys seen this streamer who makes keyboards