#off-topic-chat

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supple kraken
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I'll have you know that i am ill so you are not allowed to be sad

vale flicker
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I have double

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illness and sadness

golden ivy
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Oh I have neither 😎

supple kraken
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i prescribed myself with depression

golden ivy
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I told my mum about the friend who committed suicide last night and she really thinks I haven't moved on

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He died like mid lsat year

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big sad

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F

supple kraken
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Yessss

golden ivy
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atleast its other side of the country

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Well there's already 3 confirmed in australia

vale flicker
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mononucleosis is what I have

golden ivy
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So i guess I'm fucked

supple kraken
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plague inc in real life 🤔 🤔

vale flicker
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oof

golden ivy
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its ok meat

vale flicker
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corona chan

golden ivy
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Australia's actually real annoying to get into if you get unlucky

vale flicker
golden ivy
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But God got lucky

supple kraken
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its only spread by physical contact so dont go outside and gg

golden ivy
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He got Plague Inc on the free Steam weekend

void spade
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Florida Gang

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No shit here

golden ivy
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imagine being super close to china

supple kraken
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lol meat

golden ivy
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The only person I have physical contact with is my family and my partner

vale flicker
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I have medical reasons to stay in bed all day so I'm safe

golden ivy
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Same for her

vale flicker
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🙂

supple kraken
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imagine living in wuhan, feels bad

golden ivy
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lmao

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feelsbad

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feelsbadman

supple kraken
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better luck next time

void spade
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@vale flicker yea you already had someone cough on you. Happens again and ur dead

golden ivy
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9.5k km from wuhan rn

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too close tbh

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When a bunch of asian niggas jump you in an alley and someone says cough on him

vale flicker
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Thar's probably what happened considering that's how mono spreads

golden ivy
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mono sounds scary

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I was convinced I had it like 4 months ago but it was just coincidence

vale flicker
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sleeping is alot worse than the internet makes it out to be

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all the medical sites need to phrase it better

golden ivy
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a ton of people got norovirus like a month ago at my school

vale flicker
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feelsbadman

void spade
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My brother got it a long ass time ago

golden ivy
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that was horrible

void spade
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Mono that is

golden ivy
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I haven't had mono nor noro

vale flicker
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How bad of mono?

void spade
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I dunno man

vale flicker
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It really depends on severity

void spade
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It was hella long ago

golden ivy
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my partner's pretty flat ngl

vale flicker
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mine is really bad

golden ivy
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Meat just bullying his partner while we discuss viruses

void spade
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LMAO

golden ivy
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Yeah lol sorry

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Nah I told her idgaf because I don't

vale flicker
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Meat has terminal oblivous

golden ivy
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She's also not trans either

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the fact that you have brought it up un-prompt and are still talking about makes me think you do care

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Nah

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jk luv u

supple kraken
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how old are you meat?

golden ivy
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❤️

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I was just tryna be funny

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@supple kraken ask vad

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ok brb gotta beat meat

supple kraken
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what

long glen
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Flat is justice, so it's okay.

vale flicker
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do i need to call the police

golden ivy
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meat you will be mine

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I don't like busty or super thin girls either

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and i will beat you

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too slutty if y'ask me

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ur mum

supple kraken
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LOL

golden ivy
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wha-

vale flicker
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yes

golden ivy
void spade
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How does a girls body type make them slutty? 🤔

golden ivy
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Ehh if people're too thin it makes me feel like I'm gonna snap their spine

supple kraken
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bruh

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tf you doing to them

vale flicker
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what should I loudly mumble at my kitten on my bed?

golden ivy
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And busty is just eugh that's not what I look for in a woman

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how aggresively do you make love that you have to worry about this?

void spade
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ur right ass > tits

golden ivy
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@golden ivy im still a virgin wtf

supple kraken
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how does holding hands break their spine?

golden ivy
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"fuck babe, before we start sign this waver just incase i break ur spine"

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That's my POINT @supple kraken

supple kraken
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fat and flat amright

livid lava
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neko girl >rl girl

void spade
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Now kvetko is speaking the truth

golden ivy
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Yes

supple kraken
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you just exposed yourself kvet

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the fbi are on their way

golden ivy
long glen
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Everyone keeps saying 2d is better than 3d, and that's true, but have you considered... 1d girls?

golden ivy
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lmao what

void spade
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I love mount t uh rhu nu ki

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@long glen I'm intrigued

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Go on

golden ivy
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tuhrhunuki's great

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1d girls are good

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hard to get tho

supple kraken
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theres probably a graph showing as people age the ratio goes from 2d to 3d rapidly

outer spear
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sick fucks, i bet you 1d guys get off to this

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|

golden ivy
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just divide 2d girls by an infinite number of 2d girls

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Oh yeah me and my partner have a a few mutual friends like Melika

vale flicker
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/

outer spear
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@vale flicker delete that thats porn

golden ivy
vale flicker
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No it's just ecchi

golden ivy
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do you ever just post pictures of friends and family to a discord server for an idle game

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how relatable

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Yeah I do lol

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Haven't done my family but I can if y'want

vale flicker
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now thats porn

golden ivy
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sure thing meat

long glen
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As the kids say these days: big mood.

golden ivy
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no

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no

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you ruined it chy

void spade
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Can you post ur address too

golden ivy
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^

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and social security number

long glen
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That's what we old people do, we ruin things by adopting them.

void spade
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@long glen can you adopt me?

vale flicker
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Oh I think I've been there

golden ivy
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As the kids say: mega oof

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pls stop ruining everything you boomers

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gtfo

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@vale flicker The memorial in Auckland?

supple kraken
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brayx destroyed by facts and logic

verbal badge
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just imagine halloween event, where for week or two potions would only work if they're actually brewed

golden ivy
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no

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make me

vale flicker
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No, different memorial, steps look the same though

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weird

golden ivy
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Never been to a war memorial 😦

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Aight which ones my partner if you guess correctly you get a STAR

long glen
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@void spade 😳

wispy dagger
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At least you have more waiting when your relationship goes to shit

void spade
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LMAO

golden ivy
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lmao what

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these people like tiktok eugh

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no chance

wispy dagger
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You're age is tiktok go make one

golden ivy
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Only me and my partner who use reddit hahaha

wispy dagger
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Yrah go post your life story on reddit

vale flicker
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k well

golden ivy
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I have

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why do u say "partner"

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several times

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it has a name y'know

vale flicker
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my sickickickiness

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is making me sleepy

golden ivy
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@golden ivy because she's not exactly a gf

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oh i see

wispy dagger
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Partner is what gays tend to say

golden ivy
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its k if you swing that way m8

vale flicker
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so ima go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

golden ivy
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gay is ok 2020

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I'm not gay

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bruh

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oh i see

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rent-a-girl

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i get it

tawdry seal
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Rip Kobe

wispy dagger
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Rent a thot

void spade
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Rip Kobe

supple kraken
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brayx just salty

foggy thorn
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what

golden ivy
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No we don't want to be dating right now is that ok hahaha

wispy dagger
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Rip kobe

golden ivy
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yeah rip kobe

void spade
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So what yall just fuckin or what @golden ivy

golden ivy
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or what

wispy dagger
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She has no interest in you if thats the case

vale flicker
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rip that one guy in canada that got corona chan

supple kraken
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bro shes like 12 static cmon

tawdry seal
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2020 looking good we got plagues ww3 and Kobe dying

golden ivy
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yeah static wtf

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Aha mate we tried dating and we decided it wasn't for us

wispy dagger
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Gonna go split as time goes on

void spade
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That shit sounds confusing

foggy thorn
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2020 looking good we got plagues ww3 and Kobe dying
@tawdry seal forgot the huge volcano in the Philippines, Spain becoming flooded, and Australia on fire

glossy cosmos
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Wakin up, checkin in dc and go into general-chat , what could go wrong? Someone calling his gf just partner, bc they aint no daters....😂

tawdry seal
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Ooo you right

golden ivy
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@glossy cosmos yep lol

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oh yeah rip australia

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We got fires

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and then floods

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I dont care about the people or the houses tho

void spade
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Rip Australia

golden ivy
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just the koalas

void spade
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Rip the koalas

golden ivy
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ok so bray just admitted he doesn't care about me eh

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I dont

wispy dagger
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Nobody has to

golden ivy
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feelsbadman

foggy thorn
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we are meant to care about you?

golden ivy
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^ no

wispy dagger
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Its the internet

golden ivy
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I care about meat

tawdry seal
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This will be the year we lose Betty white 😭

golden ivy
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Joking just be happy happy

glossy cosmos
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Who cares about australia? These lanfs just wanna kill yall

supple kraken
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everyone cares about me tho

foggy thorn
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yes

golden ivy
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yes

void spade
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Yeah totally @supple kraken

supple kraken
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i knew it

golden ivy
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I like meat
Especially bacon

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Duck and goose is also good

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duck is good

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And kangaroo

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no

tawdry seal
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@spare vapor

glossy cosmos
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Pulled pork is good

wispy dagger
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Go eat an aligator filled with snakes filled with mice and other little animals

tawdry seal
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Alligator is good

void spade
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^

tawdry seal
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Snake is ok in a soup

long glen
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Meat, I'd guess either right or middle-left is your partner. First pic is kinda bad lighting, but hair doesn't seem to match other three.

wispy dagger
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Chy hes asked this earlier

supple kraken
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middle

golden ivy
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and jonny you were there last night

supple kraken
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was i

wispy dagger
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Shes gonna leave when you get out of hs

golden ivy
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But y'all get a STAR

long glen
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Aww.

supple kraken
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❤️

livid lava
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who is that

void spade
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Damn jodoc calm down

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@livid lava meats partner

golden ivy
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Just gonna mention that everyone except the person making the weird face at the back uses tiktok

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and my partner

void spade
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Who cares

supple kraken
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that shows a lot

wispy dagger
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Why does any of this matter

supple kraken
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like they are all over 140 iq

wispy dagger
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Go to off topic

golden ivy
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It doesn't

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Nah me and my partner have a combined IQ of -2

livid lava
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I love ticktack but I wated mostly any good on youtube and there are no new ones

glossy cosmos
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So u at -142 @golden ivy ?

golden ivy
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I have 190,000,000,001 iq

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fun fact

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jk

supple kraken
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that must mean your iq is -142 meat

golden ivy
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it overflowed

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and im back at 1

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Nah she's at -5 and I'm at 3

supple kraken
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wow gerpe u got there before me

wispy dagger
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Infinite iq is better bray

foggy thorn
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who

long glen
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It that 140 on your partner's side and -142 on yours? Kappa

supple kraken
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bruh

glossy cosmos
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Well, we still care about u @supple kraken

golden ivy
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No

foggy thorn
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yes

golden ivy
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Actually wiat I think

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I have -2 and she has 0

wispy dagger
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Jonny got eaten by shrek, shrek has taken over jonnys discord life

supple kraken
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thanks gerpe i thought u were all gonna burn me alive after i repeated ur comment

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i mean shrek is life

glossy cosmos
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Meat is just scared, that he will be forgotten. That's why he overreact atm

supple kraken
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u cant get away from him

golden ivy
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am I overreacting

wispy dagger
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Yes

foggy thorn
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yes

void spade
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I'd call it oversharing not overreacting

golden ivy
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yeh

supple kraken
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lol kuaka

foggy thorn
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what

glossy cosmos
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Yes u are meat, bc in 20 years, only the poor will eat you.

golden ivy
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Nah everyone dies in the end

supple kraken
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lol ignorant

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shrek doesnt

foggy thorn
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^

golden ivy
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Except shrek

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and kuak

foggy thorn
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smh doesn't know that Shrek is God

supple kraken
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no he dies

foggy thorn
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yeah

golden ivy
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o kuak you die

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huh

wispy dagger
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Shrek could die if there arent more movies in the future

supple kraken
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tomorrow

foggy thorn
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good

golden ivy
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@wispy dagger Shrek 5 is coming soon

foggy thorn
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like in the morning or the afternoon

supple kraken
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in your sleep

foggy thorn
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even better

supple kraken
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like 4am shrek told me at least

wispy dagger
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Shrek needs infinetly gauntlet in movies

supple kraken
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i dont make the rules

foggy thorn
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sleep so good that I died

supple kraken
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yeah you were enlightened and shrek took you on as one of his donkeys

golden ivy
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You know, sometimes I look up into the sky and I wonder what's out there

foggy thorn
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omg

long glen
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When everyone dies, it'll all be ogre.

golden ivy
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But instead I stay in this miserable, dying world

supple kraken
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so true

golden ivy
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Because I don't want to be alone

supple kraken
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ok boomer

foggy thorn
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being alone isn't that bad

golden ivy
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Have you ever had 3 friends die on you?

long glen
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Alone is fine. Lonely is hell.

foggy thorn
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I had friends die

glossy cosmos
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"Isnt that bad" just confesses, it is bad after all

golden ivy
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First one was murdered, second died in my fucking arms, third committed suicide

supple kraken
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ive had my best friend kobe die earlier on

wispy dagger
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Meaty

glossy cosmos
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Well, ppl come and go, that's life right there. And it ain't fair most of the time

golden ivy
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So yeah, it gets lonely at times

void spade
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Wtf i dont look at my phone for 2 seconds

supple kraken
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tyr's caption says it all

void spade
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And yall on some depressing shit

golden ivy
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Y'all say that my partner's gonna leave me but I don't think she ever will

glossy cosmos
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Well, depression is IN these days

golden ivy
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Because she's had several friends die on her too

wispy dagger
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Get used to it, life is like a box of chocolates, some get eaten, some dont, some melt and stick to the inside and some just fall out

golden ivy
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And she needs me as much as I need her.

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Y'all say that, but have you ever felt the pain of knowing your best friend is never coming back?

glossy cosmos
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Well, that doesnt sound healthy to me

wispy dagger
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Go eat chocolate

supple kraken
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how old are u meat?

void spade
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^

golden ivy
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I said

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Ask vad

long glen
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Jodoc, if a chocolate falls out of your box you're doing something wrong. smh

supple kraken
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ughhhhhh

void spade
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He's 10

glossy cosmos
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I know the feeling, that the person i really wanted to have a family with, left me and never got in touch again..... still hurts after 5 years

golden ivy
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ok

wispy dagger
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You never realize the gravity of the situation until its too late

long glen
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Good one.

void spade
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God damn yall

golden ivy
frail warren
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wat

golden ivy
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nothin

frail warren
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sosig

void spade
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This the idle skilling server not group therapy

frail warren
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ok

supple kraken
frail warren
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that's a good start

golden ivy
wispy dagger
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Or off topic

long glen
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Still better than talking about condoms or anal pears.

void spade
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True

wispy dagger
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You know you like it

void spade
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Chy just doesn't want anyone else in off topic cause that's basically just the terraria channel now

golden ivy
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So last night I was supposed to be telling my partner about my trip to NZ

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but it kinda got outta control

void spade
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How did it get outta control

supple kraken
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OMG please continue?? WHAT happened?

wispy dagger
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You get stuck on an island with yourself and a few others in a plane crash?

supple kraken
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only a helicopter crash jodoc

golden ivy
void spade
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Rip kobe

supple kraken
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rip

void spade
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Also rip Kobe's daughter

glossy cosmos
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What kobe?

wispy dagger
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Flex seal. Helicopter to a plane then come back to me then

supple kraken
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🏀

void spade
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Kobe Bryant

golden ivy
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@void spade We uh started posting photos of ourselves and friends and family and laughing at the stupid things they do

glossy cosmos
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Who is that kobe?

void spade
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Man that sounds crazy

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Basketball player

glossy cosmos
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And why ppl care about it?

supple kraken
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cause hes dead

wispy dagger
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Meats dead?

golden ivy
glossy cosmos
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There is thousands of deaths daily, why care about that one guy?

long glen
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The only basketball player I keep tabs on is LavaFlame2. He's the real deal.

supple kraken
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cause he was an inspiration to millions

kind rover
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So much sad stuff leaks into general. Honestly, it doesn't help others since many of us are dealing with terrible things and it just reminds us. Games are an escape. Not to invalidate peoples' issues but we should avoid putting these things in this channel and put them into #550107059920699392

If anyone has issues, it is HIGHLY recommended that you see a therapist. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you have many you can see until you find the right one for you. No one should suffer, seek the help you need. Talk to family and friends about taking the first step. Remember, you all deserve better.

golden ivy
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How long have you been typing that

void spade
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I love LavaFlame2's patented through the rim technique

kind rover
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Like 2 minutes on mobile

void spade
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Ty Meteor i luv you

golden ivy
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Actually I moved on from my friend's deaths by compartmentalising them a long time ago

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But it still hurts to remember them

wispy dagger
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You did what

supple kraken
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or @void spade the famous bounce off rim 6 times and fall out move

golden ivy
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Y'don't know what mental compartmentalisation is

void spade
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Why use big word when small word do trick

wispy dagger
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Im zure offtopic channel knows

tawdry seal
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Just bottle up your emotions forever easy

golden ivy
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Anyways I told my mother about one of my friend's deaths last night and now she's giving me all this grief shit

glossy cosmos
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Big oof @tawdry seal

golden ivy
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Which is nice of her but I don't need it

void spade
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I think Meat just has everyone blocked

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And is talking to himself

golden ivy
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No I don't

wispy dagger
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Then dont share in the first place you attention seeking weenie

supple kraken
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😮

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bit mean

golden ivy
void spade
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Or listen to meteor and go off topic

glossy cosmos
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Ok guys, Meteor is right. Have a nice day/night, what ever u do, try to stay positive, force a smile on urself and u will feel better, it really works

golden ivy
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Can I go back to my nz convo thanks

void spade
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Hi ashley

foggy thorn
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hey Ashley

kind rover
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Hi ash

wispy dagger
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Hi ashleh

frail cedar
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@dawn jewel what is a pass around and why are you calling me that

void spade
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What

long glen
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Smiling gives me cramps. On a completly unrelated note, I had fun once and it was awful.

golden ivy
wispy dagger
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What

golden ivy
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yep

foggy thorn
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baby yoda is overrated

golden ivy
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street art

supple kraken
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ashley you know fully what a pass around is

wispy dagger
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Post in meme channel

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Jonny thats gross

supple kraken
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no its natural

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i mean damn i wanna be passed around

void spade
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Jonny chill lmao

golden ivy
wispy dagger
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Oh you mean how everyone hits on ashley and gets nowhere and then everyone saying hi at the same times only to ashley

golden ivy
supple kraken
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jodoc what are you talking about that NEVER happens?

kind rover
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Hi jodoc

wispy dagger
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Hi meatoe

golden ivy
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@wispy dagger ye

kind rover
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Maybe, just maybe, she has a personality on here.

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Kinda like static

wispy dagger
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Nah

kind rover
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Jodoc ur a meanie

frail cedar
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.😭

golden ivy
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Actually the only other person we do that to is lava

long glen
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We say hi to Dest too.

wispy dagger
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When a female enters the room all weenies look

void spade
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I have a personality on here?

kind rover
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Lava is also a character when he goes on these wonky scenarios

wispy dagger
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Static big personality

kind rover
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You got that BDE

frail cedar
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.😭😭😭

kind rover
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Bick dick energy

supple kraken
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big mood

golden ivy
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LMAO what

supple kraken
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meteor you mispelled small

void spade
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I also just got dat BD

kind rover
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I need a boat. Ash's tears flooded the chat

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Jodoc you're paying my flood insurance

wispy dagger
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Send her to australia

kind rover
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Lol

void spade
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Hi Funny!

wispy dagger
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Hi im funnylucky how are you

kind rover
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Yo for real can we just ban funnylucky already? 😏

golden ivy
ashen orbit
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hey our tormentor is back

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hey funny the tirant

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tyrant

wispy dagger
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Go to meme channel with that ztuff meat

void spade
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No meat cause baby yoda is old news

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You need to find the new hot meme

wispy dagger
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Baby yolda

ashen orbit
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the new news is female yoda, hah

kind rover
#

More like baby LAME

wispy dagger
#

Yoda with tits

ashen orbit
#

Lmao now

#

no

void spade
#

@ashen orbit real shit?

long glen
#

Yodela is the new meme.

kind rover
#

Wait, everyone, I've got a great joke to tell.

#

Ready?

#

Your mom

wispy dagger
#

Agree

void spade
#

😡

long glen
#

I got a great joke, too.

ashen orbit
#

@void spade yeah go read the SW conics, a female yoda was actually on the jedi council too

long glen
#

Ready?

wispy dagger
#

Your mom

kind rover
#

It's your mom isn't it

wispy dagger
#

But not lucky

long glen
#

No u.

kind rover
#

Lame

ashen orbit
#

sadly she was killed trying to protect a bunch of young kids from order 66, the troopers were ordered to kill even the little ones

#

it's sad

void spade
#

@native gate how is coloblock going?

wispy dagger
#

I read cockblock

kind rover
#

Chyro confirmed to have SDE

void spade
#

:0 that's good! Very important

wispy dagger
#

Funny add super powers

#

Mega jumps

#

Smash into ceiling looses health

long glen
#

Bold of you to assume I have dick energy at all.

wispy dagger
#

What kind of deck do you use then chy

supple kraken
#

wamen?

void spade
#

Chy just has big tiddy goth energy

long glen
#

Thanks for that mental image, Jodoc. Hit the ceiling and your health bar goes askew.

kind rover
#

Chyro needs viagra

long glen
#

Also, apparently askew is a Google easter egg.

kind rover
#

Or a snickers

wispy dagger
#

Chy needs a ceiling and an unctrollable urge to fly upwards

kind rover
#

Chyro is secretly the most beautiful woman in the discord

golden ivy
#

my cat had an uncontrollable urge to jump out a window

#

rip mittens 2017-2020

wispy dagger
#

Your fault

#

You shouldve closed window

void spade
#

Bray didn't that happen before and we gave you shit about it

golden ivy
#

nah

#

yeah

#

the window was closed

#

the cat opened it

kind rover
#

Confirmed deceased?

golden ivy
#

by throwing itself at it

#

nah its alive

frail cedar
#

Lmao this random keeps pm-ing me, mute gang or hear him out?

kind rover
#

7 more lives to go

void spade
wispy dagger
#

Meatoe wants a dead cat

kind rover
#

Ash what's he saying

golden ivy
#

yup

#

yeah whats he saying

kind rover
#

99.9% chance it's an annoying creep. Block.

void spade
#

Shame them publicly

kind rover
#

More reason to not disclose you're a girl online

frail cedar
#

Uhm well now he's said. And i quote, "see how how no one in the server gave a shit about your attention seeking grab"

#

🤔 🤔

kind rover
#

Yup definitely an asshole, block

void spade
#

Expose them

winged sigil
#

didn't you just say hi or something?

wispy dagger
#

Assblock

kind rover
#

Was it recent?

frail cedar
#

Ye, just now

kind rover
#

Was it the crying emoji?

golden ivy
#

well ash is he right?

kind rover
#

Bray don't encourage anyone lol

wispy dagger
#

Ashlhe

golden ivy
#

did ur non stop attention grab work on another server?

frail cedar
#

Hm?

void spade
#

Bray idk if you can talk about attention grabbing when you resigned and left the server because people were being mean and then you immediately came back on alts

winged sigil
#

I don't see any "attention seeking grabs" having happened

frail cedar
#

Oop

#

And yeah sMw

#

Same*

golden ivy
#

I thought she was talking about another server

frail cedar
#

I think he's just an angry boy

golden ivy
#

and thats why the guy pinged

wispy dagger
#

This is the other server

kind rover
#

A lot of lonely older dudes do it too, ash

frail cedar
#

Ooooooohhhhh

#

Noted

kind rover
#

Mostly the 16 year olds

golden ivy
#

and 17 year olds*

#

😉

wispy dagger
#

Brays a weenie

golden ivy
#

yes

ashen orbit
#

excuse me, I'm 17 and i do not pull shit like this

golden ivy
#

ween 100

winged sigil
#

I don't think you want to associate yourself with those people, bray

wispy dagger
#

You have shadow

kind rover
#

I'm ancient compared to you 5 year olds

ashen orbit
#

wait i have?

winged sigil
#

I wouldn't say it's a good group to belong to

livid lava
#

I am older lonely dude

golden ivy
#

yeah im thirsty but not thaaaat thirsty

ashen orbit
#

when?

frail cedar
#

Bray = thirst

golden ivy
#

yeah

frail cedar
#

Kuaka gives him water

golden ivy
#

and i drink it

frail cedar
#

Where that boy

kind rover
#

🚰

wispy dagger
#

Eat it like groceries

golden ivy
#

he is probably obbsesively posting jodoc's pixel art somewhere

wispy dagger
#

Ew

golden ivy
#

he seems to like that

kind rover
#

Get that grocery meme out of here anger

ashen orbit
#

also, Ash i finally got goreshark Poi after spending like 25k keys on him total

wispy dagger
#

Eat it meatoe

ashen orbit
#

pet

wispy dagger
#

The only way it disappears

kind rover
#

Booty was never meant to be feasted upon like a piece of ham you sick monster

wispy dagger
#

Hey

kind rover
#

🥩

wispy dagger
#

Heyx2

long glen
#

If my internet wasn't garbage right now I'd post that duck-how-to-eat-ass meme.

wispy dagger
#

Link it?

kind rover
#

Idle Skilling should add a food processing center in farming as the 4th area.

supple kraken
#

chy this cant wait

wispy dagger
#

Put pets in a blender not the trash, such waste

#

Feed your pets snacks to gain double or tripple their effect

supple kraken
#

hey guys i am a girl now

long glen
#

Can't. Google is beyond my internet, it takes like ten seconds just for my messages to get through.

wispy dagger
#

Shrek needs a wig in your pfp then

supple kraken
#

u cant see the head but shrek actually has long hair

#

just around the back though

wispy dagger
#

You could've always gone with juanita

supple kraken
#

actually i just legally did a name change to this

wispy dagger
#

Even irl?

supple kraken
#

yeah i was surprised at how fast it happened

#

like 10 seconds and it was done

wispy dagger
#

John sena seems more suiting for you s for she so gou can be a girl

supple kraken
#

bro are you SERIOUS you cant SAY THAT TO me i am a PROUD FEMALE

#

i will not stand for this

#

police help

wispy dagger
#

Then sit

supple kraken
#

john sena is a male

#

but i am an independent women

wispy dagger
#

John shena

supple kraken
#

thats a lot better now i have calmed down

wispy dagger
#

Put the clam down and nobody gets hurt

supple kraken
#

sorry for that outbreak its just been so tough recently 😢

golden ivy
#

Jonashley

supple kraken
#

i have to pay the bills and feed 8 children

golden ivy
#

same

supple kraken
#

its so hard being a single mother

wispy dagger
#

Jonash brothers

golden ivy
#

my name now

supple kraken
#

perfect

golden ivy
#

yes

supple kraken
#

are you also a fellow single mother?

#

i think you mightb e

golden ivy
#

I am

supple kraken
#

i could sense it, life is so hard for us

golden ivy
#

9 kids

#

and 2 foster kids

supple kraken
#

omg brave soul how do you manage

wispy dagger
#

And a dairy isle brashley

golden ivy
#

no

supple kraken
#

and i forgot to mention my life is so hard

#

did i mention how hard it is?

golden ivy
#

Its hard

#

hardddd

supple kraken
#

yes

wispy dagger
#

Life is like a [ ]... Girls just make it harder

golden ivy
#

kids make life hard

supple kraken
#

especially my 6 girls

golden ivy
#

6?

#

i have 5

wispy dagger
#

Bray you are a kid

supple kraken
#

yeah 6 girls 2 sons

golden ivy
#

stfu penguin man

wispy dagger
#

Pengman

golden ivy
#

im a single godamn mother

#

I work so hard

supple kraken
#

YESSS... we work so hard to be treated this way?

golden ivy
#

exactly

#

Pengman doesn't understand

#

talk to us when u have kids pengman

wispy dagger
#

So hard that you have to lie about your life to be closer to john shreka over there

supple kraken
#

us single mothers have to stick together

golden ivy
#

yes we do

wispy dagger
#

Use butter

golden ivy
#

im in a facebook group for single mothers

wispy dagger
#

Ew facebook gtfo

supple kraken
#

jodoc why dont you become a single mother as well?

golden ivy
#

yes

supple kraken
#

just leave your husband

golden ivy
#

divorce ur husband and grab as many kids as possible

wispy dagger
#

You grabbed the neighbors kids too didnt you...

golden ivy
#

yes

#

and ur kids

sweet jungle
#

A strong reminder to myself on why I don't look at theveberal channel here

golden ivy
#

which were penguins

#

so i ate them

sweet jungle
#

The general channel*

golden ivy
#

I ate ur kids jodoc

wispy dagger
#

You're in jail now because of your decision, your children only get to see you once a week, what do you do now

#

Thats gay bray

golden ivy
#

i ate ur kids

wispy dagger
#

Thats gay

golden ivy
#

i know

sweet jungle
#

How...old are you two?

golden ivy
#

47

wispy dagger
#

Older than you

golden ivy
#

and single af if ur asking

sweet jungle
#

I'll wait for legitimate answers.

golden ivy
#

47

#

well 48 in april

wispy dagger
#

You are the legitamate answer

golden ivy
#

jodoc's kids tasted nice

sweet jungle
#

13, got it.

spare vapor
#

Why was I mentioned

sweet jungle
#

Not sure

spare vapor
wispy dagger
#

Because people need the sAuce

spare vapor
#

For what

tawdry seal
#

They were talking about cooked ducks

spare vapor
#

Blasphemy

sweet jungle
#

Mmm cooked ducks

spare vapor
#

Blocked

golden ivy
#

I also ate duck's kids

wispy dagger
#

Lol

#

Oof

golden ivy
#

its fermented duck embryo

spare vapor
#

Bray getting blocked too

wispy dagger
#

That imagery

sweet jungle
#

Disgusting.

tawdry seal
#

That’s nasty

golden ivy
#

wait dont duck

#

its actually really good

wispy dagger
#

Ducks being a weenie

spare vapor
#

No

sweet jungle
#

You two are being annoying, tbh

golden ivy
#

owo

spare vapor
#

Blasphemy deserves death

golden ivy
#

You too are being annoying

wispy dagger
#

Nobody said you had to say anything @sweet jungle

#

Be a lurker

spare vapor
#

What’s he complaining about

wispy dagger
#

His order was wrong

spare vapor
#

Lol fucking lozer

wispy dagger
#

Got the wrong chat all in it

golden ivy
#

complaining about youngsters in an mobile game's discord server

sweet jungle
#

How annoying Jodoc and Brashley are being.

wispy dagger
#

Lol

golden ivy
#

dont compare jodoc to me

#

im wayyyy more annoying

tawdry seal
#

Gettin spicy in here

wispy dagger
#

YeH brashley is worse

golden ivy
#

^

#

exactly

#

^

tawdry seal
#

grabs popcorn

golden ivy
#

gimmie sum

tawdry seal
#

No!

golden ivy
#

might put some penguin sauce on it

wispy dagger
#

Bacon popcorn

tawdry seal
#

Make ur own

golden ivy
#

ok

#

I only have an air popper

#

so its so much extra work

tawdry seal
#

Actually I really want movie popcorn right now with extra butter sauce

wispy dagger
#

Grab a hair dryer Nd put it in a bag of unpopped kernals and leave it on high for a while

golden ivy
#

I might air pop some pop corn later

#

its just un-flavoured

#

so i gotta melt butter

#

and like salt it

#

ok

wispy dagger
#

I agree silvia

tawdry seal
#

Mmmmmm high blood pressure

wispy dagger
#

Mmmmmmh

sweet jungle
#

High sodium

golden ivy
#

well im not going to go overboard with the salt

tawdry seal
#

Worth it

golden ivy
#

I will keep it mellow

#

mellow salt

#

and the butter will be margarine

wispy dagger
#

Use marshmallows

golden ivy
#

no

#

I might put some pepper on it aswell

#

or like some cool seasonings

#

but probably not

tawdry seal
#

Some hot sauce

golden ivy
#

I have no more hot sauce left

#

I got some for christmas but I finished it

sweet jungle
#

BBQ sauce

wispy dagger
#

Be that one guy who goes camping just to randomly dump popcorn kernals into the fire and have everyone freak out

tawdry seal
#

Honestly like powdered ranch dressing might now be too bad on popcorn

golden ivy
#

what lol

#

ranch on popcorn is good actually

#

I used to do it alot when I had alot of popcorn

#

but now I barelly have popcorn

#

why meat

#

It's a site I go to sometimes

#

When I get bored I choose a man activity from there

tawdry seal
#

Welll first off

wispy dagger
#

No wonder you're broken

#

Meat

tawdry seal
#

Real men don’t read instructions

#

Firstly

wispy dagger
#

Real men are their own instructions

golden ivy
#

They read themselves

tawdry seal
#

Trial and error

golden ivy
#

that why every good man carries a mirror around

#

to read himself

#

for life advice

wispy dagger
#

Dont do it with -5 charisma though, you'll break the mirror

tawdry seal
#

Oof

golden ivy
#

u break every mirror jodoc

#

every single mirror

tawdry seal
#

What if it’s one of those plastic ones

golden ivy
#

plastic mirror?

#

how

#

when

#

where?

tawdry seal
#

Yeah

wispy dagger
#

Actually i see a lot of mirrors put themselves back together when i see them

tawdry seal
#

It’s like really thin shitty plastic something mirror

golden ivy
#

oh i see

#

jk im blind

kind rover
#

Jesus christ

golden ivy
#

yes?

kind rover
#

I somehow got red obol

golden ivy
#

yes?

tawdry seal
#

Hey Jodoc are those nerds that are reading the code for the game going to help lava with bugs or are they just bored

wispy dagger
#

Go to a walmart and grab a plastic bag, rip off a tiny piece then hold it between your fingers and blow on it as you go around the entire store

golden ivy
#

imagine not completing the tutorial

wispy dagger
#

Just bored and looking because sometimes being sneaky gets you places

#

Also do the walmart thing

#

Any store works just have plastic bags

golden ivy
#

what

tawdry seal
#

Meteor how do you have so many spelunking items

golden ivy
#

what does putting plastic between your fingers and blowing do?

tawdry seal
#

How many u get per bag

wispy dagger
#

It makes a loud noise if you do it right

golden ivy
#

oh

kind rover
#

I make like 150+m per run

golden ivy
#

so like when you do it with grass

#

or leaves

kind rover
#

I'll check

foggy thorn
#

how

golden ivy
#

no

tawdry seal
#

I only get 30-45

wispy dagger
#

Plastic better and more reliable brashley

foggy thorn
#

I get 11k

golden ivy
#

yeah but not nearly as wasteful

#

plastic = bad

#

leaves = also bad but not as bad

kind rover
#

I can't see since i have billions but it's about 180m in 5 bags I think

tawdry seal
#

Am I doing something wrong

foggy thorn
#

are you leaving them on learning most of the time?

kind rover
#

I basically finished learning altogether

wispy dagger
#

Just drop it at the store entrance when you leave, its like it was never wasted cause its still used by the store brashley

tawdry seal
kind rover
#

Silvia I used a spelunking exploit from alpha to speed up learning

foggy thorn
#

ohhh I forgot about that

golden ivy
#

well yeah but some turtle bouta choke on it pengman

#

and we need turtles

kind rover
#

Not sure how I got red skull, might be super duper rare to get the 2nd treasure up

golden ivy
#

to eat

foggy thorn
#

it is

wispy dagger
#

Eat plastic

golden ivy
#

yes

#

and turtles

#

and ducks

#

and ur kids

kind rover
#

Am I the first to get it without time warping?

golden ivy
#

no

#

i got it

foggy thorn
#

red obol?

#

no

golden ivy
#

like 1m+ times

#

yes

kind rover
#

Yeah figures someone else did

foggy thorn
#

multiple people have

tawdry seal
#

I got the 6-star card for it lol

kind rover
#

I don't auto click spelunking bags tho

foggy thorn
#

I got it regularly

#

why

kind rover
#

So I got it manually

#

Cuz I don't need to

foggy thorn
#

fair lol

kind rover
#

I'm so far ahead

narrow atlas
#

Must be nice

golden ivy
#

is it?

kind rover
#

I don't care to even get the last spelunker

golden ivy
#

ew i was watching someone play geoguesser and the location was like next to my old house

kind rover
#

Max machine speed 999qq

#

Visually

#

That was before my red obol

tawdry seal
#

Must be nice being that far in construction

#

I’m struggling cause I haven’t even gotten to purple vessels yet

foggy thorn
#

not even you have maxed bags

tawdry seal
#

?

foggy thorn
#

big boy bags

kind rover
#

I can't sadly

#

Actually I can wtf

foggy thorn
#

it scales so stupid

#

what

kind rover
#

Why did I avoid that

foggy thorn
#

well it's not likes going to make much of a difference

kind rover
#

True

tawdry seal
#

Wym bags?

foggy thorn
#

upgrade

tawdry seal
#

The 4x?

foggy thorn
#

big boy bags

kind rover
#

3rd tree

#

Juiced up is level 24 atm

tawdry seal
kind rover
#

Yeah yours is level 3

tawdry seal
#

I can’t level up anything anymore cause the scaling is ridiculous on mats

golden ivy
#

awww kitty

wispy dagger
#

No

tawdry seal
wispy dagger
#

Meat you're like osandra or whatever their name was

golden ivy
#

mmh?

kind rover
foggy thorn
#

no

#

:(

golden ivy
#

no

#

:(

kind rover
#

Big Boy Bags level 7. Almost enough for level 8.

golden ivy
void spade
#

@wispy dagger you mean ondra?

wispy dagger
#

Yes static

golden ivy
#

children suck

tame sparrow
#

That's why I got a vasectomy

golden ivy
#

im hosting a class in self defense against children if anyone wants to sign up

tame sparrow
#

2 in the chest, 1 in the head

golden ivy
#

yes

#

oh vad does april 22nd work for you and your wife?

tame sparrow
#

WE DONT HAVE PASSPORTS CHUM

#

You're gonna have to come here

wispy dagger
#

bray buy them passports

tame sparrow
#

Buy us passports

wispy dagger
#

its the only logical solution

golden ivy
#

ok

void spade
#

Yeah Bray buy us passports

foggy thorn
#

just walk to Canada like I do

wispy dagger
#

buy entire discord passports

tame sparrow
#

kuaka is a drug mule confirmed

foggy thorn
#

no

#

I'm good Christian boy

wispy dagger
#

its what happens when you live on the border

foggy thorn
#

drugs are a no no

tame sparrow
#

He has a booty full of cocaine and he's not afraid of the law!

golden ivy
#

no

#

drugs are nice

outer spear
#

Chasing more paper than Robert Ginty

golden ivy
#

but not overdose

foggy thorn
#

no

#

drugs are no no

golden ivy
#

you havent tried

#

i havent tried

outer spear
#

The only drug I like is alcohol

foggy thorn
#

sounds like kvet

golden ivy
#

but drugs are nice~

foggy thorn
#

have you met kvet

outer spear
#

Nada

foggy thorn
#

where are you swimming?

tame sparrow
#

The only drug I like is marijuana

void spade
#

^

#

Nothin better than a lil whacky tobaccy

#

A lil jazz cabbage

#

Some devil's lettuce

outer spear
#

The shticky icky as the cool kids call it

void spade
#

Dat ⛽

tame sparrow
#

I just call it weed

wispy dagger
#

they call it kanoodling now

void spade
#

No they don't

outer spear
#

Kanoodling is something entirely different

wispy dagger
#

static is great at kanoodling with vad

outer spear
#

Yes but that’s unrelated

void spade
#

I mean yeah but that's a whole other topic

#

How do you think i paid for my pfp?

golden ivy
#

hi

#

anyone plays dq

#

and wants to farm oo nm

outer spear
#

Yeah, there’s not a lot else to do Wisconsin static

fleet ivy
void spade
#

I live in Florida

foggy thorn
outer spear
#

Jesus, how long was the hose then?

void spade
#

It was yooge

outer spear
#

Who helped you get it out?

#

More importantly, who helped you get it in?

void spade
#

I had to call Kuaka for help

outer spear
#

Makes sense

#

I can see him with a crowbar like that

tame sparrow
#

WAIT A MINUTE

wispy dagger
#

dont forget the nail gun

tame sparrow
#

You didn't pay me for that PFP

#

I want weed sir

golden ivy
#

eyy vad hows it goin

void spade
#

Sorry i can only offer my thiccness

tame sparrow
#

ITs not going well, static owes me and he won't pay up

void spade
#

Okay vad, how about this

golden ivy
#

Static if you don't pay up I'm gonna skin you alive with a blunt teaspoon

void spade
#

I'll let you have my premium Snapchat for FREE

#

Lifetime subscription

wispy dagger
#

static water included

golden ivy
#

Also vad me and my partner stayed up until 2

#

2:30 am

tame sparrow
#

That would mean you went to bed right after I left lol

#

No static daddy needs a blunt