#off-topic-chat
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Oh I have neither 😎
i prescribed myself with depression
I told my mum about the friend who committed suicide last night and she really thinks I haven't moved on
He died like mid lsat year
big sad
F
Yessss
mononucleosis is what I have
So i guess I'm fucked
plague inc in real life 🤔 🤔
oof
its ok meat
corona chan
Australia's actually real annoying to get into if you get unlucky

But God got lucky
its only spread by physical contact so dont go outside and gg
He got Plague Inc on the free Steam weekend
imagine being super close to china
lol meat
The only person I have physical contact with is my family and my partner
I have medical reasons to stay in bed all day so I'm safe
Same for her
🙂
imagine living in wuhan, feels bad
better luck next time
@vale flicker yea you already had someone cough on you. Happens again and ur dead
9.5k km from wuhan rn
too close tbh
When a bunch of asian niggas jump you in an alley and someone says cough on him
Thar's probably what happened considering that's how mono spreads
mono sounds scary
I was convinced I had it like 4 months ago but it was just coincidence
sleeping is alot worse than the internet makes it out to be
all the medical sites need to phrase it better
a ton of people got norovirus like a month ago at my school
feelsbadman
My brother got it a long ass time ago
that was horrible
Mono that is
How bad of mono?
I dunno man
It really depends on severity
It was hella long ago
my partner's pretty flat ngl
mine is really bad
Meat just bullying his partner while we discuss viruses
LMAO
Meat has terminal oblivous
She's also not trans either
the fact that you have brought it up un-prompt and are still talking about makes me think you do care
Nah
jk luv u
how old are you meat?
what
Flat is justice, so it's okay.
do i need to call the police
meat you will be mine
I don't like busty or super thin girls either
and i will beat you
too slutty if y'ask me
ur mum
LOL
wha-
yes
How does a girls body type make them slutty? 🤔
Ehh if people're too thin it makes me feel like I'm gonna snap their spine
what should I loudly mumble at my kitten on my bed?
And busty is just eugh that's not what I look for in a woman
how aggresively do you make love that you have to worry about this?
ur right ass > tits
@golden ivy im still a virgin wtf
how does holding hands break their spine?
"fuck babe, before we start sign this waver just incase i break ur spine"
That's my POINT @supple kraken
fat and flat amright
neko girl >rl girl
Now kvetko is speaking the truth
Yes
Everyone keeps saying 2d is better than 3d, and that's true, but have you considered... 1d girls?
lmao what
theres probably a graph showing as people age the ratio goes from 2d to 3d rapidly
just divide 2d girls by an infinite number of 2d girls
Oh yeah me and my partner have a a few mutual friends like Melika
/
@vale flicker delete that thats porn
And gabby
No it's just ecchi
do you ever just post pictures of friends and family to a discord server for an idle game
how relatable
Yeah I do lol
Haven't done my family but I can if y'want
now thats porn
sure thing meat
As the kids say these days: big mood.
Can you post ur address too
That's what we old people do, we ruin things by adopting them.
@long glen can you adopt me?
Oh I think I've been there
As the kids say: mega oof
pls stop ruining everything you boomers
gtfo
@vale flicker The memorial in Auckland?
brayx destroyed by facts and logic
just imagine halloween event, where for week or two potions would only work if they're actually brewed
Never been to a war memorial 😦
Aight which ones my partner if you guess correctly you get a 
@void spade 😳
At least you have more waiting when your relationship goes to shit
LMAO
You're age is tiktok go make one
Only me and my partner who use reddit 
Yrah go post your life story on reddit
k well
Partner is what gays tend to say
its k if you swing that way m8
so ima go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Rip Kobe
Rent a thot
Rip Kobe
brayx just salty
what
No we don't want to be dating right now is that ok 
Rip kobe
yeah rip kobe
So what yall just fuckin or what @golden ivy
or what
She has no interest in you if thats the case
rip that one guy in canada that got corona chan
bro shes like 12 static cmon
2020 looking good we got plagues ww3 and Kobe dying
Gonna go split as time goes on
That shit sounds confusing
2020 looking good we got plagues ww3 and Kobe dying
@tawdry seal forgot the huge volcano in the Philippines, Spain becoming flooded, and Australia on fire
Wakin up, checkin in dc and go into general-chat , what could go wrong? Someone calling his gf just partner, bc they aint no daters....😂
Ooo you right
@glossy cosmos yep lol
oh yeah rip australia
We got fires
and then floods
I dont care about the people or the houses tho
Rip Australia
just the koalas
Rip the koalas
Nobody has to
feelsbadman
we are meant to care about you?
^ no
Its the internet
I care about meat
This will be the year we lose Betty white 😭
Joking just be happy 
Who cares about australia? These lanfs just wanna kill yall
everyone cares about me tho
yes
yes
Yeah totally @supple kraken
i knew it
I like meat
Especially bacon
Duck and goose is also good
duck is good
And kangaroo
no
@spare vapor
Pulled pork is good
Go eat an aligator filled with snakes filled with mice and other little animals
Alligator is good
^
Snake is ok in a soup
Meat, I'd guess either right or middle-left is your partner. First pic is kinda bad lighting, but hair doesn't seem to match other three.
Chy hes asked this earlier
middle
was i
Shes gonna leave when you get out of hs
But y'all get a 
Aww.
❤️
who is that
Just gonna mention that everyone except the person making the weird face at the back uses tiktok
and my partner
Who cares
that shows a lot
Why does any of this matter
like they are all over 140 iq
Go to off topic
I love ticktack but I wated mostly any good on youtube and there are no new ones
So u at -142 @golden ivy ?
that must mean your iq is -142 meat
wow gerpe u got there before me
Infinite iq is better bray
who
It that 140 on your partner's side and -142 on yours? Kappa
bruh
Well, we still care about u @supple kraken
No
yes
Jonny got eaten by shrek, shrek has taken over jonnys discord life
thanks gerpe i thought u were all gonna burn me alive after i repeated ur comment
i mean shrek is life
Meat is just scared, that he will be forgotten. That's why he overreact atm
u cant get away from him
am I overreacting
Yes
yes
I'd call it oversharing not overreacting
lol kuaka
what
Yes u are meat, bc in 20 years, only the poor will eat you.
Nah everyone dies in the end
^
smh doesn't know that Shrek is God
no he dies
yeah
Shrek could die if there arent more movies in the future
tomorrow
good
@wispy dagger Shrek 5 is coming soon
like in the morning or the afternoon
in your sleep
even better
like 4am shrek told me at least
Shrek needs infinetly gauntlet in movies
i dont make the rules
sleep so good that I died
yeah you were enlightened and shrek took you on as one of his donkeys
You know, sometimes I look up into the sky and I wonder what's out there
omg
When everyone dies, it'll all be ogre.
But instead I stay in this miserable, dying world
so true
Because I don't want to be alone
ok boomer
being alone isn't that bad
Have you ever had 3 friends die on you?
Alone is fine. Lonely is hell.
I had friends die
"Isnt that bad" just confesses, it is bad after all
First one was murdered, second died in my fucking arms, third committed suicide
ive had my best friend kobe die earlier on
Meaty
Well, ppl come and go, that's life right there. And it ain't fair most of the time
So yeah, it gets lonely at times
Wtf i dont look at my phone for 2 seconds
tyr's caption says it all
And yall on some depressing shit
Y'all say that my partner's gonna leave me but I don't think she ever will
Well, depression is IN these days
Because she's had several friends die on her too
Get used to it, life is like a box of chocolates, some get eaten, some dont, some melt and stick to the inside and some just fall out
And she needs me as much as I need her.
Y'all say that, but have you ever felt the pain of knowing your best friend is never coming back?
Well, that doesnt sound healthy to me
Go eat chocolate
how old are u meat?
^
Jodoc, if a chocolate falls out of your box you're doing something wrong. smh
ughhhhhh
He's 10
I know the feeling, that the person i really wanted to have a family with, left me and never got in touch again..... still hurts after 5 years
ok
You never realize the gravity of the situation until its too late
Good one.
God damn yall

wat
nothin
sosig
This the idle skilling server not group therapy
ok
this conversation should go to #519106547692077067
that's a good start

Or off topic
Still better than talking about condoms or anal pears.
True
You know you like it
Chy just doesn't want anyone else in off topic cause that's basically just the terraria channel now
So last night I was supposed to be telling my partner about my trip to NZ
but it kinda got outta control
How did it get outta control
OMG please continue?? WHAT happened?
You get stuck on an island with yourself and a few others in a plane crash?
only a helicopter crash jodoc
Albino peacock
Rip kobe
rip
Also rip Kobe's daughter
What kobe?
Flex seal. Helicopter to a plane then come back to me then
🏀
Kobe Bryant
@void spade We uh started posting photos of ourselves and friends and family and laughing at the stupid things they do
Who is that kobe?
And why ppl care about it?
cause hes dead
Meats dead?
There is thousands of deaths daily, why care about that one guy?
The only basketball player I keep tabs on is LavaFlame2. He's the real deal.
cause he was an inspiration to millions
So much sad stuff leaks into general. Honestly, it doesn't help others since many of us are dealing with terrible things and it just reminds us. Games are an escape. Not to invalidate peoples' issues but we should avoid putting these things in this channel and put them into #550107059920699392
If anyone has issues, it is HIGHLY recommended that you see a therapist. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you have many you can see until you find the right one for you. No one should suffer, seek the help you need. Talk to family and friends about taking the first step. Remember, you all deserve better.
How long have you been typing that
I love LavaFlame2's patented through the rim technique
Like 2 minutes on mobile
Ty Meteor i luv you
Actually I moved on from my friend's deaths by compartmentalising them a long time ago
But it still hurts to remember them
You did what
or @void spade the famous bounce off rim 6 times and fall out move
Y'don't know what mental compartmentalisation is
Why use big word when small word do trick
Im zure offtopic channel knows
Just bottle up your emotions forever easy
Anyways I told my mother about one of my friend's deaths last night and now she's giving me all this grief shit
Big oof @tawdry seal
Which is nice of her but I don't need it
No I don't
Then dont share in the first place you attention seeking weenie
nobody in this server anyway
Or listen to meteor and go off topic
Ok guys, Meteor is right. Have a nice day/night, what ever u do, try to stay positive, force a smile on urself and u will feel better, it really works
Can I go back to my nz convo thanks
Hi ashley
hey Ashley
Hi ash
Hi ashleh
@dawn jewel what is a pass around and why are you calling me that
What
Smiling gives me cramps. On a completly unrelated note, I had fun once and it was awful.
What
yep
baby yoda is overrated
street art
ashley you know fully what a pass around is
Jonny chill lmao
Oh you mean how everyone hits on ashley and gets nowhere and then everyone saying hi at the same times only to ashley
jodoc what are you talking about that NEVER happens?
Hi jodoc
Hi meatoe
@wispy dagger ye
Nah
Jodoc ur a meanie
.😭
Actually the only other person we do that to is lava
We say hi to Dest too.
When a female enters the room all weenies look
I have a personality on here?
Lava is also a character when he goes on these wonky scenarios
Static big personality
You got that BDE
.😭😭😭
Bick dick energy
big mood
LMAO what
meteor you mispelled small
I also just got dat BD
Send her to australia
Lol
Hi Funny!
Hi im funnylucky how are you
Yo for real can we just ban funnylucky already? 😏
should I put this on r/pics
Go to meme channel with that ztuff meat
Baby yolda
the new news is female yoda, hah
More like baby LAME
Yoda with tits
@ashen orbit real shit?
Yodela is the new meme.
Agree
😡
I got a great joke, too.
@void spade yeah go read the SW conics, a female yoda was actually on the jedi council too
Ready?
Your mom
It's your mom isn't it
But not lucky
No u.
Lame
sadly she was killed trying to protect a bunch of young kids from order 66, the troopers were ordered to kill even the little ones
it's sad
@native gate how is coloblock going?
I read cockblock
Chyro confirmed to have SDE
:0 that's good! Very important
Bold of you to assume I have dick energy at all.
What kind of deck do you use then chy
wamen?
Chy just has big tiddy goth energy
Thanks for that mental image, Jodoc. Hit the ceiling and your health bar goes askew.
Chyro needs viagra
Also, apparently askew is a Google easter egg.
Or a snickers
Chy needs a ceiling and an unctrollable urge to fly upwards
Chyro is secretly the most beautiful woman in the discord
Bray didn't that happen before and we gave you shit about it
Confirmed deceased?
Lmao this random keeps pm-ing me, mute gang or hear him out?
7 more lives to go
Meatoe wants a dead cat
Ash what's he saying
99.9% chance it's an annoying creep. Block.
Shame them publicly
More reason to not disclose you're a girl online
Uhm well now he's said. And i quote, "see how how no one in the server gave a shit about your attention seeking grab"
🤔 🤔
Yup definitely an asshole, block
Expose them
didn't you just say hi or something?
Assblock
Was it recent?
Ye, just now
Was it the crying emoji?
well ash is he right?
Bray don't encourage anyone lol
Ashlhe
did ur non stop attention grab work on another server?
Hm?
Bray idk if you can talk about attention grabbing when you resigned and left the server because people were being mean and then you immediately came back on alts
I don't see any "attention seeking grabs" having happened
I thought she was talking about another server
I think he's just an angry boy
and thats why the guy pinged
This is the other server
A lot of lonely older dudes do it too, ash
Mostly the 16 year olds
Brays a weenie
yes
excuse me, I'm 17 and i do not pull shit like this
ween 100
I don't think you want to associate yourself with those people, bray
You have shadow
I'm ancient compared to you 5 year olds
wait i have?
I wouldn't say it's a good group to belong to
I am older lonely dude
yeah im thirsty but not thaaaat thirsty
when?
Bray = thirst
yeah
Kuaka gives him water
and i drink it
Where that boy
🚰
Eat it like groceries
he is probably obbsesively posting jodoc's pixel art somewhere
Ew
he seems to like that
Get that grocery meme out of here 
also, Ash i finally got goreshark
after spending like 25k keys on him total
Eat it meatoe
pet
The only way it disappears
Booty was never meant to be feasted upon like a piece of ham you sick monster
Hey
🥩
Heyx2
If my internet wasn't garbage right now I'd post that duck-how-to-eat-ass meme.
Link it?
Idle Skilling should add a food processing center in farming as the 4th area.
chy this cant wait
Put pets in a blender not the trash, such waste
Feed your pets snacks to gain double or tripple their effect
hey guys i am a girl now
Can't. Google is beyond my internet, it takes like ten seconds just for my messages to get through.
Shrek needs a wig in your pfp then
You could've always gone with juanita
actually i just legally did a name change to this
Even irl?
John sena seems more suiting for you s for she so gou can be a girl
bro are you SERIOUS you cant SAY THAT TO me i am a PROUD FEMALE
i will not stand for this
police help
Then sit
John shena
thats a lot better now i have calmed down
Put the clam down and nobody gets hurt
sorry for that outbreak its just been so tough recently 😢
Jonashley
i have to pay the bills and feed 8 children
same
its so hard being a single mother
Jonash brothers
my name now
perfect
yes
I am
i could sense it, life is so hard for us
omg brave soul how do you manage
And a dairy isle brashley
no
yes
Life is like a [ ]... Girls just make it harder
kids make life hard
especially my 6 girls
Bray you are a kid
yeah 6 girls 2 sons
stfu penguin man
Pengman
YESSS... we work so hard to be treated this way?
So hard that you have to lie about your life to be closer to john shreka over there
us single mothers have to stick together
yes we do
Use butter
im in a facebook group for single mothers
Ew facebook gtfo
jodoc why dont you become a single mother as well?
yes
just leave your husband
divorce ur husband and grab as many kids as possible
You grabbed the neighbors kids too didnt you...
A strong reminder to myself on why I don't look at theveberal channel here
The general channel*
I ate ur kids jodoc
You're in jail now because of your decision, your children only get to see you once a week, what do you do now
Thats gay bray
i ate ur kids
Thats gay
i know
How...old are you two?
47
Older than you
and single af if ur asking
I'll wait for legitimate answers.
You are the legitamate answer
13, got it.
Why was I mentioned
Not sure

Because people need the sAuce
For what
They were talking about cooked ducks
Blasphemy
Mmm cooked ducks
Blocked
its fermented duck embryo
Bray getting blocked too
That imagery
Disgusting.
That’s nasty
Ducks being a weenie
No
You two are being annoying, tbh
owo
Blasphemy deserves death
You too are being annoying
What’s he complaining about
His order was wrong
Lol fucking lozer
Got the wrong chat all in it
complaining about youngsters in an mobile game's discord server
How annoying Jodoc and Brashley are being.
Lol
Gettin spicy in here
YeH brashley is worse
grabs popcorn
gimmie sum
No!
might put some penguin sauce on it
Bacon popcorn
Make ur own
Actually I really want movie popcorn right now with extra butter sauce
Grab a hair dryer Nd put it in a bag of unpopped kernals and leave it on high for a while
I might air pop some pop corn later
its just un-flavoured
so i gotta melt butter
and like salt it
ok
I agree silvia
Mmmmmm high blood pressure
Mmmmmmh
High sodium
well im not going to go overboard with the salt
Worth it
Use marshmallows
no
I might put some pepper on it aswell
or like some cool seasonings
but probably not
Some hot sauce
BBQ sauce
Be that one guy who goes camping just to randomly dump popcorn kernals into the fire and have everyone freak out
Honestly like powdered ranch dressing might now be too bad on popcorn
what lol
ranch on popcorn is good actually
I used to do it alot when I had alot of popcorn
but now I barelly have popcorn
why meat
It's a site I go to sometimes
When I get bored I choose a man activity from there
Welll first off
Real men are their own instructions
They read themselves
Trial and error
Dont do it with -5 charisma though, you'll break the mirror
Oof
What if it’s one of those plastic ones
Yeah
Actually i see a lot of mirrors put themselves back together when i see them
It’s like really thin shitty plastic something mirror
yes?
I somehow got red obol
yes?
Hey Jodoc are those nerds that are reading the code for the game going to help lava with bugs or are they just bored
Go to a walmart and grab a plastic bag, rip off a tiny piece then hold it between your fingers and blow on it as you go around the entire store
imagine not completing the tutorial
Just bored and looking because sometimes being sneaky gets you places
Also do the walmart thing
Any store works just have plastic bags
what
Meteor how do you have so many spelunking items
what does putting plastic between your fingers and blowing do?
How many u get per bag
It makes a loud noise if you do it right
oh
I make like 150+m per run
I'll check
how
no
I only get 30-45
Plastic better and more reliable brashley
I get 11k
I can't see since i have billions but it's about 180m in 5 bags I think
Am I doing something wrong
are you leaving them on learning most of the time?
I basically finished learning altogether
Just drop it at the store entrance when you leave, its like it was never wasted cause its still used by the store brashley
Silvia I used a spelunking exploit from alpha to speed up learning
ohhh I forgot about that
Not sure how I got red skull, might be super duper rare to get the 2nd treasure up
to eat
it is
Eat plastic
Am I the first to get it without time warping?
Yeah figures someone else did
multiple people have
I got the 6-star card for it lol
I don't auto click spelunking bags tho
fair lol
I'm so far ahead
Must be nice
is it?
I don't care to even get the last spelunker
ew i was watching someone play geoguesser and the location was like next to my old house
Must be nice being that far in construction
I’m struggling cause I haven’t even gotten to purple vessels yet
not even you have maxed bags
?
big boy bags
Why did I avoid that
well it's not likes going to make much of a difference
True
Wym bags?
upgrade
The 4x?
big boy bags
Yeah yours is level 3
I can’t level up anything anymore cause the scaling is ridiculous on mats
No
Meat you're like osandra or whatever their name was
mmh?
Ew animals. #550107059920699392
Big Boy Bags level 7. Almost enough for level 8.
@wispy dagger you mean ondra?
Yes static
children suck
That's why I got a vasectomy
im hosting a class in self defense against children if anyone wants to sign up
2 in the chest, 1 in the head
bray buy them passports
Buy us passports
its the only logical solution
ok
Yeah Bray buy us passports
just walk to Canada like I do
buy entire discord passports
kuaka is a drug mule confirmed
its what happens when you live on the border
drugs are a no no
He has a booty full of cocaine and he's not afraid of the law!
Chasing more paper than Robert Ginty
but not overdose
The only drug I like is alcohol
sounds like kvet
but drugs are nice~
have you met kvet
Nada
where are you swimming?
The only drug I like is marijuana
^
Nothin better than a lil whacky tobaccy
A lil jazz cabbage
Some devil's lettuce
The shticky icky as the cool kids call it
Dat ⛽
I just call it weed
they call it kanoodling now
No they don't
Kanoodling is something entirely different
static is great at kanoodling with vad
Yes but that’s unrelated
Yeah, there’s not a lot else to do Wisconsin static

I live in Florida

Jesus, how long was the hose then?
It was yooge
I had to call Kuaka for help
WAIT A MINUTE
dont forget the nail gun
eyy vad hows it goin
Sorry i can only offer my thiccness
ITs not going well, static owes me and he won't pay up
Okay vad, how about this
Static if you don't pay up I'm gonna skin you alive with a blunt teaspoon
static water included

