#off-topic-chat

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tame sparrow
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Because 1. He won't and 2. if he implements it like he implemented cloudsaves it will detonate my phone

tiny saffron
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He just needs to make cloud better

void spade
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If I'm reading this right, Raid Drop Luck is capped at 250% for the following possible drops:

  1. Candy Coupons
  2. Forge Coupons

I HAVENT CHECKED ASYLUM DROPS YET

However, there's another RNG check that lets you get Gem and Ticket drops and Raid Drop Luck isn't capped there

pearl oak
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Wouldn't there be a way for him to impliment a optional local save

tame sparrow
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He needs to have it save to google drive

tiny saffron
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Play Store data is saved to google drive ?

pearl oak
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if he did a local save as optional. We could create the directory on where it's saved...

tiny saffron
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And edit it

pearl oak
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Or do something like clicker heroes.

tiny saffron
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And cheat it

pearl oak
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You have a huge custom Id key that allows you to pull it back up only with that key

void spade
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Wow hold on

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this shit is all boss specific

tiny saffron
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My clicker heroes was so borken it doesn't load up ever again

void spade
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so different bosses have different caps for Raid Drop Luck

pearl oak
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What file static

distant siren
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wtf is lava doing lol

void spade
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SceneEvents_16

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like

tiny saffron
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Dxams

void spade
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King caps at 250%
Demon caps at 300%

tiny saffron
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Idgaf about raid drop luck

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Less chance of gems and tickets

void spade
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what?

tiny saffron
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It increases drop chance of other items which somehow affects drop rate of tickets and gems

void spade
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is this for raids or asylum

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because for Raids that doesn't sound true

pearl oak
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Oh yea. Wtf is this mapleexp shit

void spade
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no fuckin idea

tiny saffron
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More Raid drop luck definitely lowers it idk how though

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Time for some searching

void spade
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I'm looking at the code rn, if you fail the RNG check to get a coupon the first possible item you can get is gems

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however I'm wrong

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Raid Drop Luck is capped for EVERY possible drop

tiny saffron
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Oops i was wrong

void spade
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this must've been changed in 4.0

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because candy coupons are for sure capped on PC atm

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It actually looks like the opposite now

tiny saffron
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So it was gem drop chance which affected ticket chance

void spade
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Yeah

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so here's a rough overview of this fucky ass process:

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hold on first I have a math question

tame sparrow
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If I ever become a god, I'm going to make gravity fluctuate between .01 and 1.9 depending on the day of the week

arctic badge
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Hi

tame sparrow
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That'll give em a real reason to hate Mondays

void spade
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okay nvm I figured it out

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back to explaining fucky process

hushed gull
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@void spade wtf is the shit on the whiteboard

void spade
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I was gonna write that it was late

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bc you kept interrupting saying "Wha- What"

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and then you wrote that on the whiteboard

hushed gull
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I have no idea what it says lol

void spade
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  1. At cap, 20 in 4000 RNG check**(FOR KING)**, success = candy coupon
  2. If fail, checks to see if you beat the RNG check with uncapped RDL, success == forge coupon (having inf forge means you just move to another RNG check)
  3. Another RNG check with your RDL capped at some kinda percent I'm not sure what (it says 800, but earlier 2.5 is the cap and since it's being compared to something being divided by 100 that'd make it 250%, but this compares to something divided by 200, so is it some kinda stupid high number?) and if you succeed you get a gem
  4. If you fail that one you do another RNG check with RDL still capped, but the cap is a lot higher it seems, succeed and you get a ticket

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

If you fail the first two RNG checks you get a whole other set of shit

  1. This is the same as other RNG check for a gem drop, same cap on RDL
  2. Also same RNG check for a ticket with same cap on RDL
  3. It looks like there's one last RNG check that's uncapped for star cards, otherwise you get nothing
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It looks like Asylum bosses use an entirely different system

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I STILL can't find card drop rate

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I found it YEET

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@frail cedar you need to change raid card drop chance for Daydream raids to 1 in 68

tame sparrow
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yeet

void spade
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also here are all Asylum card drop rates: (in order of difficulty for each boss)

Emig: 1 in 99, 1 in 97, 1 in 86, 1 in 55

Occ: 1 in 109, 1 in 107, 1 in 96, 1 in 65

Scal: 1 in 129, 1 in 127, 1 in 116, 1 in 85

Gor: 1 in 144, 1 in 142, 1 in 131, 1 in 100

distant siren
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the most satisfying thing in this game

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is seeing the golden "LOOT GET" text

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sadly i got it once but nothing at all dropped

void spade
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really?

distant siren
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yeah

void spade
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was it on an asylum or raid boss

distant siren
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raid

void spade
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oh you know what I know why

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was it one you already had card for?

distant siren
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no

void spade
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oh

distant siren
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yeah idk lol

void spade
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yeah idk why that would happen

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what boss was it?

distant siren
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i think like

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king or something

void spade
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Hmmm, yeah idk, the only things that create the LOOT GET text would also give you either a pet or a card

manic falcon
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so you probably got a pet and because you have all of the boss pets... it just didn't give you shit

void spade
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no you'd get another pet

foggy thorn
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^

manic falcon
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hm

distant siren
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i dont have all the boss pets

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im not even close

void spade
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the card drop must have bugged out somehow

manic falcon
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oh

foggy thorn
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if you already had the card it gives you a star card

distant siren
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i have 1/6

manic falcon
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then game went hard R mode

void spade
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but I really can't figure out why

distant siren
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or 2/6

void spade
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oh yeah it could have been that

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wait no

distant siren
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well no i was farming for a new card

void spade
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I asked and he said it was for a card he didn't have

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one possibility

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the actor that checks for what boss card to give you checks that the "BossXisActive" attribute is set to True, so maybe somehow that flag got set back to false before it gave you drops

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let me try and see where it gets set to false

distant siren
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thats sad

frail cedar
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Ping say wha

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Fix shit?

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I got you

indigo iron
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Man. The cards have a reasonable drop rate, but Scal was a total BB

void spade
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yeah I sent all the card drop rates @frail cedar

foggy thorn
frail cedar
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Tamks PusheenNoodles

golden ivy
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Hi

tame sparrow
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OH god dammit, the arifureta manga is not even up to where the anime is because the anime is based on the LN. FML.

void spade
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@distant siren yeah I'm not really sure what would cause that man, the loot stuff can't even run unless BossXisActive is true

distant siren
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i guess im a wizard 🤷

golden ivy
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Oh hi mark

void spade
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OH

outer spear
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oh hey denny

distant siren
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oj

void spade
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I remember my new ultimate goal

outer spear
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I DID NOT

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I DID NOT HIT HER

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ITS BULLSHIT ITS NOT TYRUE

void spade
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I wanna find out what that rainbow lava thing is

outer spear
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oh hi mark

distant siren
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wait

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rainbow lava

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that sounds lit

void spade
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yeah idk if it's still in the game

distant siren
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can i see it?

foggy thorn
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it is

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he said it was nothing

void spade
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yeah but there's code for it

foggy thorn
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and that we shouldnt worry

void spade
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so I wanna see if there's anything interesting

distant siren
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we should get skins for mini lava

foggy thorn
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yes

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agree

void spade
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Your game saves every minute on spelunking screen

distant siren
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good to know

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i always select a construction before class and i come back and it doesnt save

indigo iron
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Sounds like you need to move a screen before leaving the game for a while

void spade
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it depends

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some screens seem to save more often than others

indigo iron
spare vapor
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ight boomer

ashen orbit
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lol

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getting only oranges sure sucks

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lucky i dont

tardy crescent
ashen orbit
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lol nice

tardy crescent
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well it helps a ton when farming cards as you get cards from nowhere

ashen orbit
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yeah no shit

safe isle
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call me when you get 3

tardy crescent
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hahaha lvl 2k will do

void spade
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Ionize gives different EXP bonus based on what slot gene it is :0

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It gives 50% if its the base gene, 30% if it's the 2nd, and 20% if it's the 3rd

livid lava
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So I achieved something ? I have studied for 4 hours today ! and u know what that need ? A BEER

void spade
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Good job kvetko :)

livid lava
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ya like I procrastinated for one week lol

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and pff I took that mentaly really bad at the end

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so now I am like, little bit happier huh

solemn estuary
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@void spade What's this you are doing

kind rover
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I'm experiencing card withdrawal. I wanna know the future winners of the card contest

golden ivy
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any one know what dificulty father of all i have to kill to get the last matereal ???? im curently at 88 strugling to beat him

kind rover
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Level 100

golden ivy
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ooof i want to get it before i start the icecream mission

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i only rebirthed 2 times :S

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yet i have all maxed bp perks except the infinite ones and the new max level increased botany one

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4* orange damage any hints on how to beat it to lvl 100 fast ?

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have all ignore def things equiped too

kind rover
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Try 2 claw cards

golden ivy
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claw ?

kind rover
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Oh and the claw chest. Claw the fighting skill

golden ivy
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isnt it the worst skill ?

kind rover
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It's insanely powerful and what you use to push crusades

golden ivy
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hmmm best claw cards recomended ?

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and should i swap them with total damage ?

kind rover
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Bandit shroom (first crusade card) and agent (first dungeon mob) cards

golden ivy
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holy F how u got 3000+%

kind rover
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Replace crit bonus if you have that equipped

golden ivy
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my max is 2600

kind rover
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I'm the most endgame player

golden ivy
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oh

kind rover
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Most of my progress is from an old pets exploit from capsule exp, and a bug giving me 1.94m of all the last 2 tiers of smithing items

golden ivy
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omg nice

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no clue what was the exploit

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capsule level up slow :S

kind rover
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Pets used to have multiplicitive bonuses, making the 3 exp pets extremely powerful

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I kinda leveled them for the hell of it and wow did it steamroll

golden ivy
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so what can i swap with claw dmg

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and dont worry ill level up the cards

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the shroom and agent u said

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with what i should replace ?

kind rover
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Lemmie do some comparing, will take a bit

golden ivy
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kk

wicked niche
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Maybe a dozen total nightmare occulon runs

fading nymph
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Flank steaks.

golden ivy
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gratz

wicked niche
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Ok thats gonna make my trecking much better

kind rover
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Try replacing gheist with 6 star agent

golden ivy
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umm mine is 5 star :S

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i only upgraded till desert 6

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yesterday

kind rover
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Gotcha, 5 star will do

golden ivy
kind rover
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Also, rule of thumb in my experience, don't do more than 2 of any specific damage boost. You have a lot of total damage boosts on. Use the highest 2 you got

golden ivy
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this is the cursading setup

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i replaced the red amor with the one u recomended

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buffs mostly 2k% +-

mighty gyro
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which is better?

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total damage or base?

kind rover
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Yup should be good for crusade gear

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Depends Mike. Spread the bonuses evenly if possible

mighty gyro
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re getting

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raid cards are gonna suck 😦

kind rover
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For example, 2 base cards and 2 total damage cards is better than 4 total damage cards

mighty gyro
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when i foil them

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ill keep that in mind

golden ivy
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well killed 2 more levels of father of all

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cant proceed 10 more

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😄

kind rover
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Hmmm damn only 2.

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On the right track but yeah you gotta multiply your effective damage by a lot each level

golden ivy
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ill need to equip the cursade mushroom

kind rover
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For narc he goes up by 2.1*

errant forge
mighty gyro
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which tehee are you at meteor?

golden ivy
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22 mins till i can get star cards to lvl up mushroom

lament prairie
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does chilled veins claw dmg and radiant pants all skill dmg multiply their bonus?

fading nymph
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A mouse is eating my butter. Wtf

lament prairie
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(for claw damage ofc)

kind rover
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I beat tee hee 64 so I can visit infinity

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I can hold down the arrow button to go on forever

mighty gyro
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wow

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congrats my dude

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im pushing for incarnate first time

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hopefully ill get it

tardy crescent
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🤔

kind rover
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@golden ivy heres a quick damage setup I made for an example of a crusade push deck. I have the max card boost potion bonus so I only need one defense card.

tardy crescent
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🤔 is there really a need for 2 claw cards

kind rover
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I basically replaced a idle damage, idle speed and crit damage card from a fighting push

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Yes elmenda.

golden ivy
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hmm i do not have the gonshark

tardy crescent
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^

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what's gorshank x again?

mighty gyro
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whats ur fighting push deck

golden ivy
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i only have the 1st gonshark and the last one

kind rover
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Back when narc pushing was a thing, I creeped up to the top players with my claw build.

supple kraken
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claw op

mighty gyro
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it is

golden ivy
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why put total health there ?

errant forge
tardy crescent
supple kraken
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for the transfusion potion

golden ivy
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does it increase damage ?

supple kraken
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op

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yes

golden ivy
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oh

safe isle
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!decks i put in a note in the damage deck on how to alter it for crusade

kind rover
safe isle
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most people can't do that because you have 6* crusade cards ^

golden ivy
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oh i also do not have the oculon card

kind rover
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Although I could probably get more damage if I swapped out the occulon z, but I can't measure damage in fighting anymore as I hit the cap

tardy crescent
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is there any way to get crus cards to 6*

kind rover
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Andrew yes but the idea is that you go for the highest bonus of their types

safe isle
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@tardy crescent only packs

tardy crescent
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oh god

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crus cards really should be 6☆-able

mighty gyro
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does he have all crusader cards at 6* stars?

safe isle
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my decklist is designed for people without any pack-exclusive 6* cards

golden ivy
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@tardy crescent i only have 2 cursade 6* cards from packs 😄

tardy crescent
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lol

mighty gyro
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thanks for the deck elmenda

tardy crescent
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I got every single crus at 5* haha

kind rover
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I have all but the crapotti, father, and one event card at 6*

tardy crescent
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meh my deck is not optimal @mighty gyro

mighty gyro
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mine is too jumbled

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so an upgrade is nice

tardy crescent
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yee

safe isle
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!decks @mighty gyro

tardy crescent
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^

mighty gyro
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yeah i keep looking but i keep lacking

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the stuff to like really maximize

safe isle
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if you don't have those specific cards you use whatever the best of that bonus you have is

tardy crescent
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wait card chance actually affected card drop chance in raids, am I right...? would be good to get my kings back

safe isle
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NO

mighty gyro
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so raid and asylum u just need to pray?

safe isle
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yes

mighty gyro
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pray to rng gods

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well rip

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wait to 6* star asylum cards u would need to lose them too???????

tardy crescent
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yes

kind rover
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Also I just tried to enter crusades for pushing but all my hits miss even though my health isn't 0
:(

tardy crescent
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cuz lava moron and wants us to spend like 3x keys

mighty gyro
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well time to max

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raid keys passive cards

tardy crescent
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doesn't exist

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only asylum keys

mighty gyro
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i mean asylum

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my bad

golden ivy
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i wonder if my mastery tree is horrible 😄

mighty gyro
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should i rush icecream?

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or take my time pushing?

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i wanna hit incarnate before i try to get 3rd ice cream delievered

golden ivy
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is it horrible ? 😄

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i really really need the boost succes chance

winged sigil
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Oh, vad, i have a Samsung Gs9, so it's a "little" old, but it's perfect rn
@frail cedar S9 gang gang

hushed gull
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Ganggang

foggy thorn
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no

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S10 gang

golden ivy
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Robux

errant forge
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I would purchase some but my refund for MCPE didn't yet arrive

gaunt seal
livid lava
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owning sam-tiang phone

winged sigil
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well, I'd rather not have the chinese government know everything about me

livid lava
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they do, but they do not care

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sometimes I am just thinking if google or china know my diameter of my poopy hole

distant siren
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why do i feel like mastery isnt that important

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am i in the wrong

winged sigil
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well, it's one of the two ways to boost your ticket gains

void spade
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Oh alien, I'm not at home rn but can you try to see if 0 Cal Masty works?

winged sigil
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looks like it does not

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the level isn't referenced anywhere

dusky tangle
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I just had a pachinko ball come through the purple portal and bounce right all the way to the last pip, then go left

olive jacinth
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red- finish dungeon, white - kill all raid bosses, green - reach oblivion

winged sigil
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probably

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!ap

raw folioBOT
coarse moss
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Can i ask smth?

outer spear
tardy crescent
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ys

frigid crystal
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my grasslands monsters started dropping one card per kill without cap pls send help my PC is chugging there's like 500 cards on the screen

winged sigil
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click them

outer spear
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you only need to click 12 of htem and then theyll stop

tardy crescent
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the exceeding cards will disappear

frigid crystal
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yeah I know

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but wtf

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it does that every time I open and have cards to collect now

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which is good

tardy crescent
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wait so if you don't collect any cards it does that?

frigid crystal
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yeah

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if I just don't

tardy crescent
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GWchadMEGATHINK I thought it was random

frigid crystal
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it keeps going

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and flash just dies

golden ivy
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Ight I'm back

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Good morning

livid lava
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good night

bronze tree
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Ya gotta love the gem contest

wispy dagger
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🐧

paper spruce
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MAN getting new pets take a long time

tardy crescent
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if you're at the beginning you haven't seen anything

paper spruce
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im at the camel :|

tardy crescent
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then yes, you saw nothing

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btw pet level does not affect new pet chance

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oh, and all spoons 3 gene

toxic jewel
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Hmmm

tardy crescent
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still you get only 90%

toxic jewel
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Craft -800 of them

paper spruce
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how come your first nest doesnt have a spon

tardy crescent
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haha

toxic jewel
tardy crescent
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...it's called breeding for power @paper spruce

toxic jewel
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Lol i should start making more pets but i just trash them all to get more shells to lvl the nests

tardy crescent
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lol

toxic jewel
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Takes too long in my schedule

tardy crescent
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prestige 8 is max for egg capacity :)

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Got all nests equally leveled to prestige 10 lol

toxic jewel
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Yeah im getting there

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The white ones are killing me

tardy crescent
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ikr

toxic jewel
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I run out consistently

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Yet i have millions of others

tardy crescent
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I guess I won't level up more my nests unless I completely need to

toxic jewel
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But going back to my armor

tardy crescent
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there's no point when your pets already breed in 10 mins and you got 20 eggs

toxic jewel
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I crafted 1000m somehow

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How the fuck

tardy crescent
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ez

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enough fish boost

toxic jewel
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And now it says ill craft -800

tardy crescent
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try with other fish-based stuff haha

toxic jewel
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What is this about

tardy crescent
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yes it says -800

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cuz it's broken haha

toxic jewel
junior canyon
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@1b is max for the mass crafting

toxic jewel
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Lava your fucking game i swear

tardy crescent
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I wonder why lava doesn't leave us craft trillions of items

junior canyon
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You can craft more manually but it's not really worth it

livid lava
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so like my toot still hurt.. well my "gum" (like the thing around teeth) is swollen and I can not even enjoy my beer for fck sake

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It hurt to swallow

tardy crescent
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seriously, what do I need 1T crystal djinn for?

livid lava
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it hurt to open my jaw

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to be cool guy elmenda

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ü need it to be cool guy

tardy crescent
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-_-

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still, there should be no limit to smithing

junior canyon
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would be kinda hard to balance that though

tardy crescent
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I could be crafting like 1QQ djinn trinkets and 1QQ galaxial slashers and 1QQ broken daggers hahaha

livid lava
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no, cool guys know their limit

tardy crescent
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result: cool base dmg

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c'mon, I already got 750 crystal base dmg from slasher lol with barely 1B of each

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yay I'll get 7* easily

winged sigil
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Sent R: 10 in 7000
Sent Y: 10 in 20000

Ent: 10 in 1750
Sent R: 10 in 8000
Sent Y: 10 in 22000

Sent B: 10 in 2000
Sent R: 10 in 9000
Sent Y: 10 in 23000

Demon: 10 in 2200
Sent R: 10 in 10000
Sent Y: 10 in 25000


Emigdala: 45 in 4850
Sent R: 45 in 20000
Sent Y: 45 in 70000

Occulon: 45 in 6600
Sent R: 45 in 22000
Sent Y: 45 in 80000

Scallax: 45 in 8200
Sent R: 45 in 28000
Sent Y: 45 in 90000

Gorshank: 45 in 9500
Sent R: 45 in 30000
Sent Y: 45 in 100000```
livid lava
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250 balls 3 purple portals, did lava dumb this thing ?

winged sigil
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@safe isle

livid lava
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nice lol thx alien

tardy crescent
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wait what

void spade
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45 in 100000 hahaha

tardy crescent
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is that pet chance

void spade
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Yes

bold quest
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Yes

safe isle
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thanks

winged sigil
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yes, on nightmare for each boss

livid lava
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why it can not be 1 in x ?

tardy crescent
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cool

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if you want 1/x just divide lol

winged sigil
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I can do those too

tardy crescent
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so best boss to get sent y is king/emig

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sadly got both, but I'm missing sent B

void spade
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@tardy crescent yea, the chances get worse as boss id goes up

soft veldt
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strange some of my pets lots their genes and have none now

golden ivy
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hi

winged sigil
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emigdala is better

golden ivy
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no

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he ugly

royal citrus
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Hi im new to discord

golden ivy
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hi new to discord

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im nut

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are you furrybot

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yes you are

tardy crescent
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well, let's be honest... sent y has good bonus but weak

supple kraken
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hello jr nut

tardy crescent
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only +11 per level

royal citrus
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@royal citrusthe fuck ils a furrybot

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Is

golden ivy
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you

livid lava
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pet it

golden ivy
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are furrybot

livid lava
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just pet it

supple kraken
#

its a bot that creates furrys out of thin air

livid lava
#

who does not like furries

golden ivy
#

no

#

is a dude

livid lava
#

what did you say ?

#

no ?

golden ivy
#

that likes furries

#

and said the n word

livid lava
#

like who does not like furries and futanaries

golden ivy
#

then made 29154 accounts

supple kraken
#

nut are you being RACIST

golden ivy
#

and rejoined this server to evade mute 29154 times

royal citrus
#

•_•

#

@royal citrusok

golden ivy
#

@royal citrus you the furry bot

supple kraken
#

yes

livid lava
#

ugh

#

what is furry bot and how do u use it ?

golden ivy
#

say the n word

supple kraken
#

no

golden ivy
#

make 21915 accounts

#

and rejoin this server with the 21915 accounts

livid lava
#

like, I can say the N word in my country

#

I would not be killed, put into jail etc. like muricans

golden ivy
#

same lol

livid lava
#

but if I even say that BEER is gross

#

oh boi

supple kraken
#

people will just look down on u

#

like me

golden ivy
#

nah

#

nothing would happen

#

you are not realistic at all

winged sigil
#

Boss pet chances as 1 in X (All on nightmare difficulty)

King: 10 in 1500 = 1 in 150
Sent R: 10 in 7000 = 1 in 700
Sent Y: 10 in 20000 = 1 in 2000

Ent: 10 in 1750 = 1 in 175
Sent R: 10 in 8000 = 1 in 800
Sent Y: 10 in 22000 = 1 in 2200

Sent B: 10 in 2000 = 1 in 200
Sent R: 10 in 9000 = 1 in 900
Sent Y: 10 in 23000 = 1 in 2300

Demon: 10 in 2200 = 1 in 220
Sent R: 10 in 10000 = 1 in 1000
Sent Y: 10 in 25000 = 1 in 2500


Emigdala: 45 in 4850 = 1 in 108
Sent R: 45 in 20000 = 1 in 444
Sent Y: 45 in 70000 = 1 in 1555

Occulon: 45 in 6600 = 1 in 147
Sent R: 45 in 22000 = 1 in 489
Sent Y: 45 in 80000 = 1 in 1778

Scallax: 45 in 8200 = 1 in 182
Sent R: 45 in 28000 = 1 in 622
Sent Y: 45 in 90000 = 1 in 2000

Gorshank: 45 in 9500 = 1 in 211
Sent R: 45 in 30000 = 1 in 667
Sent Y: 45 in 100000 = 1 in 2222```
golden ivy
#

spam

#

mute

supple kraken
#

mute

bold quest
#

Mute everyone

livid lava
#

I make jokes about my asian friends all the time and about how asian "town" is full of ilegall things

golden ivy
#

no

livid lava
#

and he is like "yes they are u idiot"

supple kraken
#

u dont even need boss drop odds just use hyper coupon

bold quest
#

It really is

livid lava
#

and BOI, like I read the news ????? "Ilegal casino in asian town"

golden ivy
#

i know how to win every time

livid lava
#

c h e a t

golden ivy
#

No

supple kraken
#

casinos are good

livid lava
#

thx alien

supple kraken
#

u win every time and never lose money

golden ivy
#

yes they are

#

if you are good

#

if you suck and its your first time, not at all

supple kraken
#

i always come back with at least 100 grand profit

livid lava
#

u forgot the -

#

-100 g

supple kraken
#

thats why i play idle skilling and i use discord

frail cedar
#

Alright I'm finally home

livid lava
#

if we play, we play dices, with penies

bold quest
#

Go out again

livid lava
#

hi Finally Home

golden ivy
#

hi finally home

#

im nut

frail cedar
#

The new place is amazing

livid lava
#

what new place

supple kraken
#

the shelter?

void spade
#

She moved

frail cedar
#

My new place?

#

Lmao

livid lava
#

oh

supple kraken
#

how are the other homeless

livid lava
#

I moved to from my parents place and wanna come back

frail cedar
#

??

bold quest
#

Fine

livid lava
#

I spilled my hot chocolate today on my WHITE wall

supple kraken
#

lol

bold quest
#

Lick it

livid lava
#

idk how I am gonna explain this to my landlord

frail cedar
#

Lick

livid lava
#

ya, I somewhat licked it off

#

and then washed it

supple kraken
#

just put a hole in the wall

#

all gone

livid lava
#

but there is still "mark"

bold quest
#

Lick your landlord next

frail cedar
livid lava
#

he is a dude

supple kraken
#

succ

livid lava
#

195 cm

bold quest
#

Doesn't matter

#

Just do it

livid lava
#

I am gonna call my mom how much is the paint

#

better to be safe then gay

frail cedar
livid lava
#

PAINT NOT PAIN

#

oh boi

supple kraken
#

so true kvet

bold quest
#

Lol

livid lava
#

how silly of me

frail cedar
#

glutton for punishment

livid lava
#

and u know what is the worst thing ? My mom know that I am ehm, maybe alcoholic, so she is gonna blame that and not the open window that caused it

bold quest
#

Or you could stain the whole thing so there's only 1 color

supple kraken
#

everyone is alcoholic

livid lava
#

not enough poo poo for that

frail cedar
#

I have coffee brandy

void spade
#

More choccy milk

#

Cash in ur good boy points kvet

livid lava
#

my cooco powder is running low, I need to search my store garbage bins for more

supple kraken
#

cock powder?

bold quest
#

Dry your shit to get more powder

livid lava
#

powdered dick cheese

#

oh boi some poopoo nuggets

supple kraken
#

cant live with them cant live without them

long glen
#

Delet this convo.

livid lava
#

no

supple kraken
#

no

livid lava
#

this is sacred

bold quest
#

Delete everyone

livid lava
#

delete me

supple kraken
golden ivy
#

Happy Australia Day folks

bold quest
#

You guys are happy?

livid lava
#

no

#

I am not happy

golden ivy
#

Yes

supple kraken
#

the fires are happy

golden ivy
#

Just because half the country's on fire doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves

supple kraken
#

the rain needs to cum and put it out

livid lava
#

I wanna give a kiss to corona

#

and be happy

#

in afterlife

bold quest
#

just gonna go get my barbecued friend

golden ivy
#

@supple kraken It did rain and NSW flooded

supple kraken
#

yeah i heard it rained a lot

#

poor fires 😢

livid lava
#

I would like some snow in my Country

#

like when I was little there was huge amount of snow

#

this year ? nothing

supple kraken
#

snow is gea

golden ivy
#

I hate how when I tell people I'm Australian that they all start screaming about the bloody animals

livid lava
#

WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS THO

golden ivy
#

When they forget that I, myself nearly died in those fires

supple kraken
#

bruhh meat u like animal cruelty??

livid lava
#

idk then do not die i guess

golden ivy
#

No it's just I wish they would think of the humans for once

supple kraken
#

fuck humans

bold quest
#

Barbecued human meat

golden ivy
#

And then they're like 'oh I donated to X person'

livid lava
#

but ppl wanna be inferior to others so they will only speak about animals

#

as they "know more and feel more then u "

golden ivy
#

You don't get this shit in America, but when you donate to some random person on social media

#

The government has no idea what to do with the money

livid lava
#

I do not donate to anybody, because those "donates" are scams

golden ivy
#

I didn't say you did

livid lava
#

like "ya thix for xx dollars 5% to childrens or animals 95% to us"

supple kraken
#

nah they arent scamming

#

they're trolling

golden ivy
#

There was this one person who wanted 30k for the RFS

#

And they got 10 million

livid lava
#

what is RFS ?

golden ivy
#

Royal fire service

bold quest
#

Royal Futanari Service

void spade
#

I saw this thing where a company was selling Australia themed dildos to raise money for the fires and shit

golden ivy
#

And anyway the government doesn't know what to do with the 10m

supple kraken
#

real fake shit

livid lava
#

I would donate for some futa shit

#

lol that one girl was selling nudes for fires

#

they locked her insta

supple kraken
#

👀

royal citrus
#

I'm back

livid lava
#

and the boyfriend broke up with her i think ?

#

or just was not really pleased

golden ivy
#

Ugh I hate these conversations because none of y'all are being serious

bold quest
#

How did you last long here lol

livid lava
#

it is 22:30 and I am having 5th beer what do you wanna ?

#

I can be serious

golden ivy
#

@tame sparrow give me something to talk about these guys are being stupid

void spade
#

Jonny Heiz and kvetko are all here

livid lava
#

but idk.. this is general

supple kraken
#

yes

livid lava
#

lol

void spade
#

You really think any of them would be serious? In gen chat?

livid lava
#

ask lava for some serious chat

supple kraken
#

i am being serious

bold quest
#

If he notices you

golden ivy
#

@near wharf lavapls

supple kraken
#

😮

livid lava
#

and I do not mean it in wrong way.... I really wanna that too

#

but general is just

#

joke

#

for me

void spade
#

^

supple kraken
#

imagine not having completely serious conversations in general

void spade
#

Don't ping Lava over dumb shit

supple kraken
#

smh

livid lava
#

hahaha like, ya when I am not drunk or in shitty mood, I am really good person to talk to and do good convo.

golden ivy
#

Cmon

livid lava
#

imagine having that

#

I did that once

golden ivy
#

Oh yeah you are dunk aren't you

livid lava
#

maybe twice

#

yes

supple kraken
#

we need lavas approval on what to do with the 10 mil

livid lava
#

not drunk

#

but I drink something

golden ivy
#

ok

#

Eyyy nut

#

S'garn on mate?

livid lava
#

ur not mod

#

why are u mod

long glen
#

I've been drinking (water) tonight, very drunk.

supple kraken
#

pace yourself

golden ivy
#

It's 7:30

#

Am

supple kraken
#

and remember to drink water

#

7:30 ammmm??? where

golden ivy
#

Australia

#

okkkkkkkkk

supple kraken
#

oh

tardy crescent
#

google: did you mean thebadusa?

void spade
#

Est gang

supple kraken
#

gmt gang

tardy crescent
#

gmt gsng

bold quest
#

Gangbang

golden ivy
#

Aest gang

#

s

#

gng

livid lava
#

my father was telling my family like he "learned" us to drink mostly just water and not those garbage sparkly sodas

tardy crescent
#

ggt gsgg

livid lava
#

and here I am, consuming more beer then water because is cheap

bold quest
#

What's a sparkly soda?

livid lava
#

it is 22:32 here

tardy crescent
#

^

golden ivy
#

Smh we have a sodastream

livid lava
#

like coke, mountain gay, etc.

golden ivy
#

u

livid lava
#

I used that a lot back in highschool

#

sparkly water

golden ivy
#

:abf:

bold quest
#

Mountain gay

livid lava
#

was good

golden ivy
#

Basically we put the bottle in press the button and yeah it gets air in it

long glen
#

But I'm already drinking water. 🤔 I'm supposed to drink water when drinking, but what I'm drinking is water so I have to drink more water, which I then need to offset with more water and- 😖

tardy crescent
#

Broccoli -> what does even have to do with the game

livid lava
#

C02 is not air

#

u dumb

bold quest
#

Chyr is high on water

tardy crescent
#

haha

livid lava
#

just drink alcohol with your water to not be watery drunk

golden ivy
bold quest
#

Isopropyl alcohol + water

golden ivy
#

You drink water with your isopropyl alcohol?

bold quest
#

Yes

golden ivy
#

Lmao what

#

I just drink it straight from the bottle

bold quest
#

Cant drink water without it

golden ivy
#

Does anyone have some spare DDR2 ram

livid lava
#

what the fck is Isopropyl u nerd

#

ur using DDR2, are u boomer ?

royal citrus
supple kraken
#

ddr2 LOL

#

zoomer plays

bold quest
#

Just download a ram app

golden ivy
#

No it's a Phenom II based build

livid lava
#

ya just download the DDR2 driver

golden ivy
#

It actually runs Linux pretty smooth

livid lava
#

no wonder

#

but

golden ivy
#

But then again everything does

livid lava
#

does it run gentoo ?

golden ivy
#

Yeah I got Gentoo and decided I preferred Ubuntu

livid lava
#

how could you

golden ivy
#

What

livid lava
#

I can not believe u done this

#

not using gentoo

#

are u like alive ?

#

idk why is this even 4chan meme tho

long glen
#

Classy.

livid lava
#

shine like a diamond

golden ivy
#

Also probably because I'm used to Ubuntu

livid lava
#

gentoo is just meme

#

do not take it hard haha

void spade
#

I miss Ubuntu

livid lava
#

I did not ment it in wrong way

golden ivy
#

Idgaf

bold quest
#

Just go offend people and live with it

livid lava
#

I miss my broken elementary os

golden ivy
#

There's so many Linux kernels anyways

#

I remember using Windows Vista at school

livid lava
#

oh

#

ok boomer

golden ivy
#

I was like 7

livid lava
#

we used "xp" style win 7 in our school

golden ivy
#

Then they upgraded to windows 8 and I'm like woah

livid lava
#

because we were IT pros

#

win 8 wut 😄

void spade
#

Windows 8 hahaha

golden ivy
#

I think I prefer 7 tbh

void spade
#

Too bad it just hit EOL

livid lava
#

I am still using 7 huh

golden ivy
#

But out of all of them I'm always going newest so 10 it is

livid lava
#

but oh god... I am still getting that" OH BOI UPDATE TO WIN 10 PLEASE"

golden ivy
#

Lmao what

void spade
#

Windows 10 isn't bad once you disable 90% of the things it comes with

livid lava
#

like I get it, but I am used to 7

golden ivy
#

yeah 10 is better when you disable all the bad shit

void spade
#

^

livid lava
#

ya, like even if u installing them u have to disable most of the things

tardy crescent
#

yes

#

I prefer win 7

#

win 7 will never die

golden ivy
#

I think I got rid of most of the bad stuff but can you tell me some stuff I might've missed

neon edge
#

owo

void spade
#

Everything windows defender related

livid lava
#

7 will never die

#

I need to print that

#

ya

void spade
#

Basically all of the settings when you first install iirc

tardy crescent
#

If I was bill gates I would've shut up till 2025 and updated win 7 and not gay8

livid lava
#

idk just use linux + win xp theme

#

like all the pros on 4chan do

tardy crescent
#

win 7's graphical user interface is supreme, noone can beat that interface

golden ivy
#

windows defender is fine lol

#

how is 7's different from 10's @tardy crescent

tardy crescent
#

for example on the menu which shows up when you press the win key lol

livid lava
#

win defender is all u need

#

idk I like win 7 more and I use both 7 and 10

tardy crescent
#

I don't like 10 much

livid lava
#

I do not like that "cartoon" gui, most of the qol things quick searches etc. on win 10

tardy crescent
#

we should be allowed to take previous interfaces like win 7, win xp and such

golden ivy
#

the win10 one is like literally the same

tardy crescent
#

meh

#

in win 7 you didn't have those "drag and drop" dum dums which make life impossible

#

also win 7 to me looks like a much more serious product, win 10 looks to me like a joke

golden ivy
#

win10 start menu is better actually

tardy crescent
#

not for me

#

win 7 literalls mops the floor with win 10 on everything

#

and let's not even mention win 8 hahaha

golden ivy
#

win8 was a dumpster fire

tardy crescent
#

ikr

golden ivy
#

win10 is win7 with a fresh coat of paint

tardy crescent
#

lel

golden ivy
#

and malware

tardy crescent
#

a bad coat of paint

golden ivy
#

a good coat :)

livid lava
#

ya that is the thing u need to say

#

a malware

#

idk

golden ivy
#

can disable it tho

livid lava
#

I just watech KLAUS film

#

it was pretty god

#

good

#

nearly cried

#

oh boi

tardy crescent
#

if I was bill gates I would've shut up and kept updating win 7 till at least 2030

golden ivy
#

wouldn't make money from that :)

#

and ye klaus is a good ass movie

tardy crescent
#

there are still 30%+ win 7 users

#

and would've been 70-90% if it wasn't for these abusive policies

golden ivy
#

And my RAM was only running at 533MHz not the rated 800

frail cedar
#

Oooh it's that time

wispy dagger
#

Of the month

void spade
#

what time

frail cedar
#

The time

golden ivy
#

^

#

"The time"

frail cedar
#

To engage the illegal

unique otter
#

Illegal sandwich making

void spade
#

oh, weed prolly

frail cedar
#

Ye, weed sammiches

wispy dagger
#

Hmm

frail cedar
#

My mom gave me some higher quality stuff than I'm used to

#

Hecking

wispy dagger
#

Hmmmmmmmm

hushed gull
#

I spent a few months in Oregon, it spoiled me

livid lava
#

wtf are u doing weed

#

are u like 5 ?

kind rover
#

Careful with the devil's lettuce, I remember when my friend OD on that stuff. I saw the needle in his arm, slumped over... One whole Marijuana was all it took.

frail cedar
#

Only a whole?

livid lava
#

u mean like when u black out 5 times in half and hour ?

kind rover
livid lava
#

oh boi I remember that

#

cca 8 edibles

#

that was stuff

#

like u just sit here... blackouts all the time, ur drunk and fucked up friends trying to wake u uú

#

and then there is the angel

frail cedar
#

The big dead

livid lava
#

my friends sister, which is 10+ year older then me, give me a blanket and said to me "have a good sleep"

#

oh boi, it was blast, and that is why, I do not do weed anymore

frail cedar
#

ahem

#

Well uh

#

It's too late

kind rover
#

Lmao

wispy dagger
#

Dont over do it

frail cedar
#

Jodoc

#

It is wayyyyyy to late to recommend that

livid lava
#

idk.. I used weed just because the orgasm was like 5x better.. I had a good type that we grow in our home

#

it was just for food and orgasm

#

but most of the times I had just "sleepy" weed that I did not liked

#

because u smoked it at 8 pm and ur dead by 10 pm.. and the party is going on

frail cedar
#

True lmao

wispy dagger
#

Cheetos

proven willow
#

Hey look i found a bug

frail cedar
#

No

#

Bad

wispy dagger
#

Chomp it pikachu

proven willow
#

Dem negative days

frail cedar
#

It's a feature

proven willow
#

Ok

frail cedar
#

Nerd

proven willow
#

Nvm

livid lava
#

just live likea negative guy

proven willow
#

XD

wispy dagger
#

You're a feature

#

Nerd

frail cedar
kind rover
#

Ash I transcended idle Skilling again

My damage is so high I went beyond overflow in crusades and now all my hits miss at 999,999qq solar 9

proven willow
frail cedar
#

Holy crap

livid lava
#

idk what that even mean meteor

frail cedar
#

Praise the meteor

livid lava
#

but good work, keep it up

frail cedar
#

praise

livid lava
#

praise the lord

wispy dagger
#

Thats too much

kind rover
#

Alien says it might be since I overflowed damage without the idle damage boosts

frail cedar
#

Gdi met, breaking the game

kind rover
#

Hence just crusades

livid lava
#

so like I am watching some dumb 3d cartoon, and like there is a guy who throw pan and there is a girl who jump out of it

kind rover
#

I literally can't progress now. Tried dropping cards too hahaha

livid lava
#

like where is PHYSICS

#

then just restard

#

restart

#

go from 0

#

be a cool guy

frail cedar
#

Rip meteor save

livid lava
#

pff this 3d cartoon is really shit oh god

kind rover
#

I refuse to start over. Eventually lava will have to fix the overflow errors

frail cedar
#

Ye

kind rover
#

Can't wait to see what gets dissected from my save in that other server

frail cedar
#

Omfg

#

You actually did that?

#

Excite!

kind rover
#

Not yet computer not ready

#

Excitement shut down

frail cedar
#

Oh lol

wispy dagger
#

Oof

frail cedar
#

Unboner

wispy dagger
#

Unboner gang

frail cedar
wispy dagger
#

Meatoe keep going

frail cedar
#

I'm watching old spider man movies

livid lava
#

oh ya

#

I love that actor

kind rover
#

Tobey is amazing

frail cedar
#

Ngl i kind of want to try to play smash

wispy dagger
#

I wish i could watch movies with someone BUT rabbit done deaded itself

#

Lets smash

frail cedar
#

Uhm

#

Rave

golden ivy
#

what cartoon @livid lava

wispy dagger
#

Oo raves are fun

golden ivy
#

there are really good 3d anime, houseki no kuni, beastars

frail cedar
#

No jodoc

golden ivy
#

RWBY (though i wouldn't classify that as really good, just good animation)

wispy dagger
#

The anime too

frail cedar
#

Nani

livid lava
#

Dragon nest Warriors dawn or something... so I just downloaded A Silent Voice > Cried reading the manga so I have to watch this too

wispy dagger
#

Its interesting to see how much cgi some animes get away with that make it look nice

livid lava
#

it is faster

#

...

wispy dagger
#

Nani

#

Yea

#

I know but when theres cgi and drawing on the same screen, not just one or the other

#

And it blends well

golden ivy
#

ok

wispy dagger
#

ok

golden ivy
#

ufotable does that super well

#

yes

winged sigil
#

it's pretty useless anyway

golden ivy
#

idk for me its pretty usefull

#

when i get quite a few treasures still

winged sigil
#

quite a few = many

golden ivy
#

i have no clue how u people get millions of marks and obols

winged sigil
#

learn more

void spade
#

not through big boy bags that's for sure

winged sigil
#

learn perk 12 is the way

golden ivy
#

hmm

#

also when do i find teehee ?

winged sigil
#

after 106 incarnates

golden ivy
#

oof im at 75

vale flicker
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Just experienced my first big oof of 2020

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Doc called and said I have mono

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So I guess I now have a clinical excuse for my demotivation and underlying depression

void spade
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That's what you get for kissing people @vale flicker

vale flicker
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Haha I get the joke

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funny

void spade
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I mean it's spread by saliva

vale flicker
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tis also spread by uh

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coughs

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and such

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which are also saliva

livid lava
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My demotivation a depression is cured by my beer

tardy crescent
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there was another learn perk for learn speed... does that one cap as well -_-

void spade
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I think so lol

winged sigil
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yes

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40%

tardy crescent
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oh god

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lava really wants us to be limited

vale flicker
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Mine aswell but I stray away from too much cause I don't wanna get addicted

winged sigil
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but it's shared by all

tardy crescent
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so, no infinite learning or stuff like that

winged sigil
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so it's 320% total

livid lava
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well huh

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haha

tardy crescent
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320 huh?

winged sigil
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from 8 spelunkers

vale flicker
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Solves short bursts of existential dread though

tardy crescent
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didn't you mean 400%?

livid lava
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ya it does

winged sigil
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40% each * 8

livid lava
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really well

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huh

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but the after.. oh boi

tardy crescent
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wait 40% or 50%?

winged sigil
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40

tardy crescent
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then makes sense

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was looking at wiki and perk 8 actually caps

winged sigil
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yes

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2 bags

distant siren
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i feel empty inside

tardy crescent
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well I got a desolator already so it won't do that much 🤷‍♀️

winged sigil
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it's still +2 bags

tardy crescent
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5 bags total

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with same stuff right?

winged sigil
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yes

tardy crescent
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cool

winged sigil
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5 copies of the original

tardy crescent
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well I wish we could get infinite learning xp or some shit like that

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I saw guys with more than 100k/hour, but noone with more than 1M/hour

winged sigil
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use the cards and gear

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I get like 5m/hour

tardy crescent
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my learning gear is crap

winged sigil
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that's your problem

tardy crescent
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gets me 12%

vale flicker
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@distant siren Preaching to the choir mate

distant siren
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its the usual

tardy crescent
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I wonder if I can vene get the level 10 tinkolicious upgrade... does it get stupid expensive

winged sigil
tardy crescent
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hmm

livid lava
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how

winged sigil
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use cards and gear