#off-topic-chat
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ok
I have to give my first demo to a client today, prolly gonna bomb it
should've said try DMing nut
ey
is there more ppl now?
lol no
i meant ppl with the eagerness of chatting, the will to share their thoughts with other people!
ok im alone again now...
are you now
good
such many peoples
very
verry
berry
verry
Very many such peoples
i do the invert thing
larry
What larry?
deck 11 big gay
ok
P.S. I respect the gays, bitch
they have all the rights to be homosexual, it isnt wrong.
All he said was deck 11 big gay
Might as well have said that’s fucking gay
What does big gay mean?
Five like is right
Fair
Could be big gay! Respect!
... anyways
I mean, Australia had the vote for gay marriage recently. We made the right call imo. Love trumps hate. It’s a little weird for heteros sometimes maybe but if people aren’t hurting other people they should totally be allowed to be happy and free.
Who's gay?
Imagine actually unironically caring about people's sexuality
I'm more interested in how many fingers they have
come on now. we all have a little big gay in us. no shame bros n bras.
Imagine guys wearing panties
soggy i am sure u have a big gay in u
Lol
but can you guess their name?
🙂
that's the real talent
steven
Kuaka
shit, rapture is good
i cally my big gay big gay
Eldar is the name of mine lol
would you shit
Worth it
i call mine shit
What if you’re proud of doing push ups and shit does that mean I’m gay for me
"shit just went up my arse"
Who r u
a ripture
do deadlifts not push ups
do lavalifts
When you're supposed to take a shit, but instead you move it back and forth in your ass...
What the fuck dis this serv become
speaking of which, you think lava is watching this unravel shaking his head at what he a wrought?
heiz .... i do mine in a never ending cycle of shitting and eating it again
That's how guys masturbate with their asses
the shitalypse
that just recycling rapture. waste not, want not.
3 words and a new shit topic is born
next dlc lava will bring it
Ok hav fun
Illegal immigrant
Show it to mee if hes not drunk/high at the time
What
your vibrating stick? 
I have a water pistol
Fight me
Vibrator, long sword model
2 new people that missed the convo have joined the battle
Lolimb
limbido
i have a boomerang that always hits the thrower in the back of the head
Libido
fight me
lel
Libtard
yeettard
yeethard
Tardif
custard
lol, Heiz getting straight to the point
Free xp
You get more exp with pings
@bold quest
O rlly
lel
@bold quest srs?
no you don't Lmao
@bold quest xp me up boi
It works if it's on a mod
Ohhhh
If you ping whole role i heard you just instantly go up a lvl
The girls around you are actually traps
I know
lol
@pliant schooner
@pliant schooner xp pls
Just like your own finger
Lol
Someone told someone to contact a mod and then said to DM me does that mean im mod
Fuckin 3:30 am
Wut
Lead him around lul
Tell him the actual procedures then follow up with "just joking, I'm not actually a mod"
if i set a trap would i get banned?
No
🤔
who's ready to make a pit trap
like lets say i nickname myself Overlord Miners and then say to ping me, then really quickly change my nickname back what would happen
You could get muted for instigating mod team pings
There was someone named everyone but i think they changed it cause he got pinged all the time
🙂
Already experienced it
Ofc heiz has
Must be annoying
@frank moth is it true
@frank moth how do you think I'm such a high level but have only been talking in here for a month?
U spammed?
Static with the tiddy authority
@void spade confirmed higher than funny
@fossil stratus ikr
@fossil stratus yep
#Heiz it does
see I'd be good mod
#Heiz ftw
fun fact I've actually ran that before because I forgot to put ./* instead of /* and had to reinstall my OS
@fossil stratus Yes
@Heiz ok nice
@fossil stratus I don't think you're getting it
@fossil stratus you're never gonna hit TeeHee at this rate
isn't that right, @bold quest ?
@fossil stratus you must study the Futa culture
@bold quest @void spade I do get it its just difficult on phone
@fossil stratus I @fossil stratus don't @fossil stratus understand @fossil stratus your @fossil stratus accent @fossil stratus
not me!
We both dared
Funny doesn't follow up on dares and stuff
Hes too old for these
yeah he does @bold quest he gave me mod for 2.4 seconds when I helped him
funny is only 9 u know
wtf
so funny is 2000?
?
funny is old, old = 2000 years old
@native gate how old are you really?
Actually how old is everyone here? Especially the talkative ones
@pliant schooner
between 20 and 10000000000
20, turning 21 on Feb 2nd
Funny’s pretty emotional at times I’d say teens or early 20s. I’m old ish 35. You start feeling old af at 30, enjoy your 20s.
While they last
I think you start feeling old post-teen, then you start going sluggish
approaching 29
dam, off by 100
anymore because its your birthday funny?
Study up on Futas before I behead all of you for not doing it...
@bold quest I already have extensively
Yes
One of these things is not like the others.
Tell lava to implement futas in the game
yeah one of them has a heart
It’s always the last one for me
no
Who’s hit the big jackpot?
me
Theres a jackpot?
yep
The 50k I mean
oh
Huh, who knew
there's like 3 people that got that
Yeah
and it's 25k now
I've gotten trash from both the cards and the balls
same here
same here
best I've gotten was 2 pair
I have a question for everyone here
Not game question
did I say anything about it being a game question
still 😛
Unless you want me to spread my profanity there
because they cost money
The wiki says like roughly 50/50... yet the ball LOVES to move to the left and end up in the portal over and over again... I call bs on the 50/50 chance
it's like 43 to the left
Enter the gungeon went free on epic games once
Has anyone tried moving their shit back and forth instead of actually shitting?
huh
nein
Still... my balls refuse to move to the right... also, why does always the last ball out of 50+ balls give you extra balls
is heiz a living shitpost?
@native gate get a sugar daddy
pay back with 4k% interest
Rich old guy that's about to keel over
Step 1, bobs and vagana
ideally by being a woman who is attractive
I have bobs
Or be a trap

do you know what a trap is
funny confirmed little babby
Isn't a trap one of those people that produce trapmusic?
Has anyone ever actually gotten that mastery task for the card royal flush or whatever
there's no task for a royal flush
There are minecraft traps that can make minecraft traps
There's also minecraft traps that can make traps that can make traps
It's not a royal flush but I do remember it being like an incredibly difficult hand to get
I forgot the name
Straight flush?
yes
Okay yeah so has anyone ever gotten that shit
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

haha i killed the boss
how
Ok
Ah I see, savescumming
I thought pachi auto saved
Even with savescumming it's still like, really really hard though
not if you use helium
True
You'd have to sacrifice an unborn child on a chilly full moon or something along those lines
no
Like what are the chances of getting that flush without savescumming
I could play this game for 100 years and never get that shit lmao
that's for another thing
That's like every weekend for me
@golden ivy ask alien
Sacrificing children
he's the one that did it
Without savescumming?
with
Well in that case it's pretty obvious how he did it
But without? Nah that ain't possible
Anything is possible unless the RNG is a lie, or the code is spaghetti
how tf
code is spaghetti
Ok
Statistically speaking, I'd be surprised if nobody got it by now
I wouldn't
I wouldn't either
I mean it being a thing is cool and all, but why is it a mastery task
it's not a mastery task????
only mastery task is jackpot I think
that and trips
what
Oooooh yeah
which are like 1000x easier
Nice
I've gotten Jackpot a whopping 0 times
RNG does not enjoy me
same
infinite gems nao plz
nay
Btw, is there an optimal dps card deck in the game and where do I find it (assuming something changed with the last addition)
scroll up until you find the decklist
Wasnt sure if it had been updated or not :/ havent been in the discord for a while since I were removed or something several months back... I went to discord and it said "join group"... it happened after a google play store review so idk if it was intentional or if discord just doesnt like me
what kind of play store review 👀
was it a troll 1 star review? Don't lie @hasty blade
Nah, I lost the data around the same time as the cloud save was added, the introduction tricked me... changed the review later though
Can I get an F in chat for getting the pachinko ball all the way to the right and then having it on the last one go to the divine reward instead of the jackpot.
yes funny you can back up a save
but lava removed my guide on how to do it
so too late
I sent you a mention with the link a while back actually
just look at your mentions
Hey hey hey!
Static are you going to tell everyone how to dunk in hoops
since you found out its possible
Andrew once mentioned something about a megadunk
well dunking has been a running joke for a long time, ever since chy or someone called swishing dunking
i wouldn't be surprised if lava just silently added this. I can't imagine everyone has just missed it since hoops came out
Where the hecking heck is Afterlife?
I just want to know where it is
...
It’s a teaser
I hope so
future thing, don't worry about it
he still needs to fix the issues in tunnels that exist
level 55 chandelier for example
sigils being the last thing to be able to drop at a reliable rate
mama mia being fucked
Does construction exp even do anything? Is it related to potions or something
big boi bags being way too expensive
its just for that area
so no
its useless p much
Nice
dunking doesn't seem useful at all lol
idk maybe for when the ball is bouncing around a lot
yeah, remember when you unlock hoops you tap and drag it to the portal and all that?
Well upgrade cost reduction would help for spelunkers
If you tap ball in midair it probably references that code, since it was written to work on multiple screens (probably instantiates an actor or something) and then it just kills all speed/momentum
yeah
there's also the bug where you can tap really fast and shoot multiple balls before the first goes off screen
you're probably right
yeah everyone knows about that
the annoying ones are the clipping bugs
and the one where the ball sits between the hoop and the backboard and fucks up
either floats away or falls through
that's probably just something to do with all of the parts of the script that run periodically
it's really really messy
no way, thats surprising
ok
ok
yeah, King rolls a number between 1 and 7000, Emig is 1 and 20000
What's Sent Y?
lol
1 in a billion?
nah
probably the same
no it raises
really? took me forever to get sent y
If it were the same, I'd have seen one in the 20K+ keys I've spent.
Gorshank Sent Y rolls a number between 1 and 100000 and you need a number lower than 15 on nightmare
Emig rolls a number between 1 and 70000 for sent Y
RDI fight king z for best chances to get sent y, apparently
King rolls between 1 and 20000
I'd do that if tickets didn't suck ass.
so yeah King has a significantly better drop rate for Sent y it seems
king does? thoguht you said he starts at 6000
huh? King sent r rolls between 1 and 7000
oh sent r
King sent y is 1 and 20000
I swear you said the odds for sent y and r were the same.
oh ok, I probably misinterpreted that
What is the best way to farm gold card?
Any content patch will be?
What's up party people!
lol
rip
I'm at the balldance thingy rn
the one they hold for the last year's
this shut is boring
why am i even here?
idk
it's stupid
Bc you need school in order to be viewed as anything in society
I can cook like a pro but need a piece of paper telling people I know how.
yeah, ugh, school is good until a certain point, it's fucking useless now tbh
they are teaching me shit i don't care about
My school was only good for 3 things. Sex. Drugs. Rock and roll
I've started hating French because of this
School is required by law, if you have no school, your parents will be sentenced to a lifetime in jail
I have no parents
BTW. Kuaka. Like my new pic. Lol
which is even more stupid because then the kid will get traumatised then society will wonder why did they shoot up a bank, kill a bunch of people then kill themselves
Also I agree that the 8th and 9th grade are so useless
Yep. That was fun.
school is useful until you know what you wanna do with your life, after that it's fucking useless because it's preventing you from doing the shit you want
And most of school is useless in America.
They should skip the boring stuff and only teach important stuff in school
and teach stuff they don't
Like in history you would only teach WWI and WWII
LIKE HOW TO DO YOUR FUCKING TAXES OR HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE PR BE A DECENT HUMAN FUCKING BEING
sorry I'm really fucking pissed about this
like I have one useful class
THIS
which is business
lol, good for you
And then the rest of it. I'm using my taxes to pay off before debt starts
Nice
$18k for my 2 years. And scholarship total is paying for $10k. Work is paying for $5k
Lol. I got a kid
They don't teach how to maintain your money and not spend them on useless stuff and then wonder you're in debt, but apparently a random person which got into history because he was a ruler at some time and they did nothing worth noting is more important -_-
So. More like... 6 dollars
Pennies. Ok.
Yeah school is largely that way, they don’t teach many actual life skills it’s mostly random crap
I'm fine with pennies too
Lol. Money is money
^
Good thing I can write an essay tho, sure wrote a lot of those since then
Send me your name. Address. Phone number. Social security number and dl number.
Then I can send you all those pennies.
Ok. How about you send me your financial institutions nunbers
And your security questions.
I need those too
Hair color. Height. Weight
You know. All the general stuff.
You skinny fuck
lel
I'm 7" taller and almost 2x your size.
oh hey another black guy, wassup homie?
who's black
you're hair

Lol. Dirty blonde here.
idk
Pic or it's a lie
it was all black
120lb = 60kg for those who do use the metric system and not some thought-up measurement
ondra no one say shit
pls don't say anything if it's not contributing to the conversation
yes you are
tu eres caca
Actually
Kuaka would be about 54.5kg
I'm not caca thank you very much, and yes i do understand that much Spanish
Get your stupid metric system outta here. Lol
no you
hi in space I'm kuaka
Metric system makes sense
well there's definitely a void inside your head
i am 3&6@136/+ kBx
¿quien habla español?
weigh*
yo
a bit thin but eh
so like dentist did something to my tooth and now like, It is hurting as shit and can not even open my mouth
have you tried not opening your mouth
straw
Blend it
I do not have those
because save the turtles
fuck the turtles
They sell metal ones.
now because I am cheap ass student who does not use them
And silicone
ya I know
Then go to a fast food place and take a few.
Then you got a fuckin straw
Hi
Now go blend some meat with your beer and eat
i used to learn Spanish, i remember some of it but can't use it, i understand bits and pieces, bit can't actually speak it @pearl oak
Or drink...
but the problem is, if I swallow, IT HURT EVEN MORE MY THROAT
don't swallow
Paper straws aren't that bad
I use these re-usable plastic straws with every drink
or like, just eat without hurting yourself
Paper straws aren't that bad
yes they are
But they Bend in the dish washer
yesterday ? I could not sleep because of that.... well it is maybe the 8th tooth in my mouth
Malnutrition. GUARANTEED TO LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
Hey guys my demo went well :)
nice
Then fucking drink your damn meals
Mountain dew hurts the inside of my mouth
Eat more and do less things
Or just take pliers and rip it out.
Like to a point where it's painful to drink
I mean. Either way.
So don't fucking drink it
Make me
ok
ok
Dew is good.
drink water
Yes dew is good
Water needs more sugar, flavouring and, caffeine
muricans
but it still has that fake sugar aftertaste
No.
Surprisingly it doesn't.
k
K
🔑
Que?
s8
despacito
Todos estos falsos hispanohablantes que piensan que son más geniales de lo que realmente son.
gogel translaet
Lol nope.
pero yo hablo espanol
I speak Spanish, German and English
I speak Spanish English and a bit of Portuguese
do you also speak american
yes
German from school. Spanish from working in construction and kitchens and merica from...well...MURCA!
TRUMP 2020!
🤮🤮🤮
i speak
i
opravdu teď
_ _
Teď musím používat Google
používej no
Čeština není skutečný jazyk
tak hele ty debíku, si jako myslíš že si něco víš, když si amík ?
translate that
is is good
I'm not a fuckin yankee
no
I live in the south
well that is why google translate is bad
So, you bastard, do you think you know something when you're a Yankee?
:DDDDD
there are words that can not be translated, because google can not learn the beauty of Czech Language
I am part german lol
The only beautiful language is ASL
You don't judge someone by the way they sound but what they truly mean
ok
with sign lang. ?
He
bye
So I actually had a dream about idle Skilling last night
weird
yes?
All I remember is having a shit ton of mastery points
lol nice, too bad the mastery tree is locked after 400%
Currently have one at 400, one at 300 and one somewhere in between
Nice, you'll get it all up to 400% soon lol
Sorta, I only have set 7 9 and 10 incomplete
7 only the platypus, which is my next pet as I have little lava right now
9 arcade set 3, hoops high score and 9 gen combo
Half of set 10. Which are all out of my reach for now
arcade set 3 requires almighty doesn't it?
Yeah
ok
OK
no
YES
NO

teacher is casually gaming instead of teaching
9 mods what
My english teacher is looking at her PC all the time but she doesn't even do ANYTHING there, it's just a constant image
my english teacher went batshit after 2nd quarter
Our geography and biology teacher is cool
because we werent able to get enough grades cause she kept leaving apparently
I like the minigames that we play
but so did i at Saturdays, cause i have my own life and my competitions there
ok
3/4 of his classes are minigames, the other are the boring mandatory school stuff
yes
!guide
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
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#501331141488541696 @foggy thorn
Oh Thanks!
make celeste 2 free or bad mod
m
Hello
hello
I want to answer some questions in ask chat, so kuaka, please dont look there for at least ... half an hour? Yea, that sounds good.
Lmao
Because I only follow Funny on twitter I keep getting notifications for Everytime he likes or follows anything
I feel like a stalker
So now i only need some people who ask questions
oh my bad
this was my linux teacher.... well what are u seing on the board is "5 Tips how to find a new job in new year" ....yeah my teachers were really great
and ya highschool was fun
really fun
u know what is even more fun ? L O G I S I M
@foggy thorn I downloaded around 5 games from IGG-GAMES, only one of them was a virus. However don't download the games from MegaUP (not to be confused with Mega) as files from them are always corrupted
what
what
no clue what you are talking about
what
@livid lava Highschool? Jako střední nebo vysoká?
Když jsem ještě chodil na Smíchov
Já do Prahy jezdit nebudu ani kdyby tam měli to nejlepší vzdělání, lmao
Což většina lidí dělá huh 😄 protože tam jsou nejlepší možnosti
k
@foggy thorn we have finished figuring out sent r and sent y drop rate stuff.
Every asylum boss has a better chance of dropping Sent R and Sent Y than any raid boss. BUT the same logic that applies to raid bosses also applies to Asylum, as in the higher up you go in boss ID the lower your chances.
Emig has a 45 in 20000 chance for sent r on nightmare
Gor has a 45 in 30000 chance for sent r on nightmare
Shoutout @winged sigil for helping 🙂
wait wait wait
@livid lava Na Kladně je docela dost škol, praha je pro mě jako rakovina
45 in 30000
u know like that is really paywall
so gor has worse chances
worse than emig yes
definitely thought it was the other way around
but gor has better than any raid boss
yeah asylum having better chances than raids is understandable
^
Let's hope I get finally noticed, not having this feature is mega annoying
ok
@foggy thorn I do know you don't care about that, but please, keep that in your head
nah
why should we care
I'm free to share my opinions
i have no idea what that is even for
some Roblox game
lol
downblox
you're the one complaining about roblox all the time
and upgrading
just give him his role
downgrading*
both
neither
he complains about the newest versions
yes, and then how he wants to downgrade it
he upgraded firefox the other day
wow
that's a first
well im gonna go hunt some monsters
I also upgrade roblox but that's because there's no way to keep the version I am using
Ondra is FMJ speaking the truth
are you really going to downgrade firefox
after upgrading it
yes
I am not, I want to use newer sites
Twas written in the ancient texts
Good
not the scared texts
Github never works until you upgrade to the latest FF
55y/o living as a 12y/o cuz he didn't like being old. He figured out a way to downgrade his age.
Aren't they shutting down win 7
I do not care what they are doing, nobody, nobody, will install that bloatware win 10 on my machine
you got no year
...
they shutted it down
cough
haha
I mean... Thanks. I didn't wanna say it kvet
When you click "See web results" on cortana search, it always opens in EDGE
its okay I fixed it
Yet
I think my code isn't finding all the cases where variables are set or read
@errant forge I didn't think anyone used Cortana
yęt
oh I have win 10 on my hacker thinkpad, but that is because I am too lazy to do anything with it
Oh! There's a different way to set attributes that gets used for a couple things
it's trying to say that the value of APcoupons is only ever read, never set
Downgrading from win 10 to win 7 is a pain if you didn't upgrade in the last week
yea
i got my third cool cash star
but yeah it shows up in VS Code
that _this133 has been set to Engine.engine before
I see I see
Because of course it doesn't
yea
Are you trying to do something with all values that get set? Or just trying to find unused stuff
I guess I was trying to find unused stuff
All I've been able to find is unused text from anti cheat
but if my read_vars includes stuff that was set, it doesn't help much
Also i think some ad stuff from when that was in
I guess I'll just take the union of both sets and be done with it
I have a feeling unused things are gonna be in actor events
Because it looks like he makes the assets and text and such before writing in the logic
You guys thought I was looking at the ISS chat
Well, was fun while it lasted. Bye people
Cya
Can any mod with bot acces update !promotion
ugh, i spent like an hour just absentmindedly pulling bags out of the ground yesterday, and stopped where i thought I'd have enough to build Prosperity
Or is that not how it works
when i got up this morning, I had 7.3 quadrillion gold statues
Thanks
@frigid coral
Okay?
😂
I'm fully out of the loop on this one.
Andrew is that the new dmg card build?
!decks
so i just posted and image
in the another server unrelated to this one
and somehow it got to a talk about how server is shit
what
u
amze
Ya
Ok
are ai inspirational quotes not memes
no
yes
we e
Pee
sun
no
I do not understand
poop
Fuck who wants me to tell them why I feel so awful right now
because of your negative energy inside you
you need to find a source of this energy
and destroy it
No I had a friend of mine who I've tried desperately to forget.
He died in my arms after a massive asthma attack
what
well thats sad
i mourn for your loss
but do you know how it feels to lose family
That must suck massively
Everyone dies in the end.
well my mother had cancer
No matter how hard you try.
you probably know the rest of the story
I feel like his death was my fault
dont say that
of course it's not yours
unless you literally couldn't help him when he needed it
My mother was an alcoholic and she killed herself when I was 15. A friend also killed himself, after I had talked him out of it several times over a long period of time.
So yeah, it sucks massively.
No matter the cause of death.
I've had countless people die on me.
i just feel sad sitting in a hospital
Mosr of my memories are nothing but death.
Must be painful, slowly losing your mother like that.
"Life sucks and then then we die"
i remember coming back home one time being relieved
and then my father having to tell me about it
i think that mentally killed me or something
maybe thats why i always underestimate myself and call myself an idiot
geez this chat turned into a vent about dying relatives
Pornhub Or xvids
thank you
