#off-topic-chat

1 messages · Page 376 of 1

pliant schooner
#

Ohh I know not enough coffee

golden ivy
#

ok

void spade
#

I have to give my first demo to a client today, prolly gonna bomb it

golden ivy
#

should've said try DMing nut

foggy thorn
#

yes

#

nmad

#

ok unluckyunfunny

fossil stratus
#

ey

#

is there more ppl now?

#

lol no

#

i meant ppl with the eagerness of chatting, the will to share their thoughts with other people!

#

ok im alone again now...

hasty nest
#

are you now

fossil stratus
#

oh, no

#

im not anymore

foggy thorn
#

good

fossil stratus
#

ooo people

#

didnt see it in ages

toxic ruin
#

GoldShaq such many peoples

foggy thorn
#

very

fossil stratus
#

verry

foggy thorn
#

berry

fossil stratus
#

verry

toxic ruin
#

Very many such peoples

fossil stratus
#

terry

#

yes

indigo iron
#

I tend to spend more time over in #_ hahaha

fossil stratus
#

i do the invert thing

frail warren
#

larry

fossil stratus
#

What larry?

frank moth
#

deck 11 big gay

fossil stratus
#

ok

#

P.S. I respect the gays, bitch

#

they have all the rights to be homosexual, it isnt wrong.

void spade
#

All he said was deck 11 big gay

fossil stratus
#

oh ok didnt get it like that

#

thats awkward now

lavish umbra
#

Might as well have said that’s fucking gay

#

What does big gay mean?

#

Five like is right

fossil stratus
#

idk if it's bad or ok how he said it

#

so yeah i'll assume it was ok

lavish umbra
#

Fair

Could be big gay! Respect!

fossil stratus
#

... anyways

lavish umbra
#

I mean, Australia had the vote for gay marriage recently. We made the right call imo. Love trumps hate. It’s a little weird for heteros sometimes maybe but if people aren’t hurting other people they should totally be allowed to be happy and free.

frank moth
#

wh

#

why is this a topic

#

how is this a topic

bold quest
#

Who's gay?

frank moth
#

guess i am

#

and the deck 11

fossil stratus
#

Lol

#

How did i start this topic

frank moth
#

cause you took it seriously

#

ya literal

fossil stratus
#

Yea

#

Actually I jokingly took it seriously

golden ivy
#

Imagine actually unironically caring about people's sexuality
I'm more interested in how many fingers they have

ashen spruce
#

come on now. we all have a little big gay in us. no shame bros n bras.

bold quest
#

Imagine guys wearing panties

pliant schooner
#

soggy i am sure u have a big gay in u

fossil stratus
#

Lol

ashen spruce
#

but can you guess their name?

pliant schooner
#

🙂

ashen spruce
#

that's the real talent

pliant schooner
#

steven

bold quest
#

Kuaka

ashen spruce
#

shit, rapture is good

frank moth
#

i cally my big gay big gay

fossil stratus
#

Eldar is the name of mine lol

frank moth
#

would you shit

fossil stratus
#

Worth it

pliant schooner
#

i call mine shit

lavish umbra
#

What if you’re proud of doing push ups and shit does that mean I’m gay for me

pliant schooner
#

"shit just went up my arse"

fossil stratus
#

Who r u

frank moth
#

a ripture

pliant schooner
#

do deadlifts not push ups

frank moth
#

do lavalifts

bold quest
#

When you're supposed to take a shit, but instead you move it back and forth in your ass...

fossil stratus
#

What the fuck dis this serv become

frank moth
#

its your fault

#

lol

ashen spruce
#

speaking of which, you think lava is watching this unravel shaking his head at what he a wrought?

pliant schooner
#

heiz .... i do mine in a never ending cycle of shitting and eating it again

bold quest
#

That's how guys masturbate with their asses

pliant schooner
#

the shitalypse

ashen spruce
#

that just recycling rapture. waste not, want not.

frank moth
#

3 words and a new shit topic is born

pliant schooner
#

next dlc lava will bring it

frank moth
#

i think im about done with this chat

#

im immigrating to #bot-commands

fossil stratus
#

Ok hav fun

bold quest
#

Illegal immigrant

frank moth
#

i have my passports and fingerprints

#

fight me

bold quest
#

I have my vibrating stick

#

Fight me

fossil stratus
#

Show it to mee if hes not drunk/high at the time

void spade
#

What

ashen orbit
#

your vibrating stick? OwO

fossil stratus
#

I have a water pistol
Fight me

bold quest
#

Vibrator, long sword model

pliant schooner
#

2 new people that missed the convo have joined the battle

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

hoii

fossil stratus
#

Lolimb

ashen orbit
#

limbido

pliant schooner
#

i have a boomerang that always hits the thrower in the back of the head

bold quest
#

Libido

pliant schooner
#

fight me

ashen orbit
#

lel

void spade
#

Libtard

ashen orbit
#

yeettard

wicked niche
#

yeethard

fossil stratus
#

Tardif

pliant schooner
#

custard

ashen orbit
#

lol, Heiz getting straight to the point

fossil stratus
#

Free xp

bold quest
#

You get more exp with pings

ashen orbit
#

@bold quest

fossil stratus
#

O rlly

ashen orbit
#

lel

void spade
#

@bold quest srs?

ashen orbit
#

no you don't Lmao

pliant schooner
#

@bold quest xp me up boi

bold quest
#

It works if it's on a mod

void spade
#

Ohhhh

fossil stratus
#

No dont

#

Its a trap

void spade
#

If you ping whole role i heard you just instantly go up a lvl

bold quest
#

The girls around you are actually traps

void spade
#

I know

wicked niche
#

everyone is actually a trap

#

they just don't know it yet

ashen orbit
#

lol

fossil stratus
#

Trapdoors are traps too

#

Traps everywhere

pliant schooner
#

@pliant schooner

void spade
#

@pliant schooner xp pls

bold quest
#

Just like your own finger

fossil stratus
#

Lol

void spade
#

Someone told someone to contact a mod and then said to DM me does that mean im mod

#

Fuckin 3:30 am

bold quest
#

Lol

#

Now I know who to dm

fossil stratus
#

Wut

void spade
#

He just needed to extract earlier

#

That was it

bold quest
#

Lead him around lul

#

Tell him the actual procedures then follow up with "just joking, I'm not actually a mod"

pliant schooner
#

if i set a trap would i get banned?

bold quest
#

No

void spade
#

🤔

wicked niche
#

who's ready to make a pit trap

pliant schooner
#

like lets say i nickname myself Overlord Miners and then say to ping me, then really quickly change my nickname back what would happen

void spade
#

Oh nothing probably

#

Well

#

Idk

bold quest
#

You could get muted for instigating mod team pings

void spade
#

There was someone named everyone but i think they changed it cause he got pinged all the time

pliant schooner
#

🙂

bold quest
#

Already experienced it

void spade
#

Ofc heiz has

frank moth
#

more xp with pings

#

i dont believe

fossil stratus
#

Must be annoying

pliant schooner
#

@frank moth is it true

void spade
#

@frank moth how do you think I'm such a high level but have only been talking in here for a month?

fossil stratus
#

U spammed?

void spade
#

Yeah sure

#

@fossil stratus no i just ping

bold quest
#

Static with the tiddy authority

wicked niche
#

@void spade confirmed higher than funny

fossil stratus
#

I dont ping

#

It annoys ppl

bold quest
#

@fossil stratus ikr

fossil stratus
#

...

#

@bold quest yeah

bold quest
#

@fossil stratus yep

fossil stratus
#

#Heiz it does

void spade
bold quest
#

#Heiz ftw

fossil stratus
#

Lol

#

Oops

#

@bold quest is that better?

void spade
#

fun fact I've actually ran that before because I forgot to put ./* instead of /* and had to reinstall my OS

bold quest
#

@fossil stratus Yes

fossil stratus
#

@Heiz ok nice

void spade
#

@fossil stratus I don't think you're getting it

#

@fossil stratus you're never gonna hit TeeHee at this rate

#

isn't that right, @bold quest ?

bold quest
#

@fossil stratus you must study the Futa culture

fossil stratus
#

@bold quest @void spade I do get it its just difficult on phone

void spade
#

@fossil stratus I @fossil stratus don't @fossil stratus understand @fossil stratus your @fossil stratus accent @fossil stratus

fossil stratus
#

@void spade Its @void spade normal @void spade im @void spade french

#

I dare u

wicked niche
#

not me!

magic thorn
#

Got him

#

Lmao

fossil stratus
#

We both dared

bold quest
#

Funny doesn't follow up on dares and stuff

fossil stratus
#

Hes too old for these

void spade
#

yeah he does @bold quest he gave me mod for 2.4 seconds when I helped him

pliant schooner
#

funny is only 9 u know

bold quest
#

9... Years too old

#

Don't blame me, five started this

void spade
#

wtf

wicked niche
#

so funny is 2000?

bold quest
#

?

wicked niche
#

funny is old, old = 2000 years old

bold quest
#

@native gate how old are you really?

#

Actually how old is everyone here? Especially the talkative ones

pliant schooner
#

@pliant schooner

wicked niche
#

between 20 and 10000000000

void spade
#

20, turning 21 on Feb 2nd

lavish umbra
#

Funny’s pretty emotional at times I’d say teens or early 20s. I’m old ish 35. You start feeling old af at 30, enjoy your 20s.

#

While they last

wicked niche
#

you start feeling old af at 30

#

welp.... what do, I already feel old af

bold quest
#

I think you start feeling old post-teen, then you start going sluggish

ashen spruce
#

approaching 29

wicked niche
#

dam, off by 100

pliant schooner
#

anymore because its your birthday funny?

bold quest
#

Study up on Futas before I behead all of you for not doing it...

void spade
#

@bold quest I already have extensively

bold quest
#

Yes

fleet ivy
bold quest
#

Tell lava to implement futas in the game

void spade
#

yeah one of them has a heart

lavish umbra
#

It’s always the last one for me

foggy thorn
#

no

lavish umbra
#

Who’s hit the big jackpot?

foggy thorn
#

me

hasty blade
#

Theres a jackpot?

foggy thorn
#

yep

lavish umbra
#

The 50k I mean

foggy thorn
#

oh

hasty blade
#

Huh, who knew

foggy thorn
#

there's like 3 people that got that

bold quest
#

Yeah

foggy thorn
#

and it's 25k now

hasty blade
#

I've gotten trash from both the cards and the balls

wicked niche
#

same here

foggy thorn
#

same here

wicked niche
#

best I've gotten was 2 pair

bold quest
#

I have a question for everyone here

foggy thorn
#

best I've gotten is trips

#

#_ @bold quest

bold quest
#

Not game question

foggy thorn
#

did I say anything about it being a game question

wicked niche
#

still 😛

bold quest
#

Unless you want me to spread my profanity there

foggy thorn
#

because they cost money

hasty blade
#

The wiki says like roughly 50/50... yet the ball LOVES to move to the left and end up in the portal over and over again... I call bs on the 50/50 chance

foggy thorn
#

it's like 43 to the left

bold quest
#

Enter the gungeon went free on epic games once

foggy thorn
#

^

#

yeah

bold quest
#

Has anyone tried moving their shit back and forth instead of actually shitting?

foggy thorn
#

huh

wicked niche
#

nein

hasty blade
#

Still... my balls refuse to move to the right... also, why does always the last ball out of 50+ balls give you extra balls

wicked niche
#

is heiz a living shitpost?

foggy thorn
#

yes

#

no

wicked niche
#

my balls refuse to move to the right

#

hmmmm......

bold quest
#

@native gate get a sugar daddy

foggy thorn
#

pay back with 4k% interest

bold quest
#

Rich old guy that's about to keel over

hasty blade
#

Step 1, bobs and vagana

wicked niche
#

ideally by being a woman who is attractive

foggy thorn
#

I have bobs

bold quest
#

Or be a trap

foggy thorn
#

I can be a trap too

#

😳

wicked niche
foggy thorn
#

do you know what a trap is

wicked niche
#

funny confirmed little babby

hasty blade
#

Isn't a trap one of those people that produce trapmusic?

foggy thorn
#

heiz

#

send funny a trap

golden ivy
#

Has anyone ever actually gotten that mastery task for the card royal flush or whatever

foggy thorn
#

there's no task for a royal flush

hasty blade
#

There are minecraft traps that can make minecraft traps

#

There's also minecraft traps that can make traps that can make traps

golden ivy
#

It's not a royal flush but I do remember it being like an incredibly difficult hand to get

#

I forgot the name

foggy thorn
#

jackpot

#

trips

hasty blade
#

Straight flush?

foggy thorn
#

yes

golden ivy
#

Okay yeah so has anyone ever gotten that shit

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

foggy thorn
#

straight flush, yes

#

royal flush, also yes

sour socket
#

haha i killed the boss

golden ivy
#

how

foggy thorn
#

luck

#

and savescumming

golden ivy
#

Ok

#

Ah I see, savescumming

#

I thought pachi auto saved

#

Even with savescumming it's still like, really really hard though

foggy thorn
#

not if you use helium

golden ivy
#

True

hasty blade
#

You'd have to sacrifice an unborn child on a chilly full moon or something along those lines

foggy thorn
#

no

golden ivy
#

Like what are the chances of getting that flush without savescumming
I could play this game for 100 years and never get that shit lmao

foggy thorn
#

that's for another thing

golden ivy
#

That's like every weekend for me

foggy thorn
#

@golden ivy ask alien

golden ivy
#

Sacrificing children

foggy thorn
#

he's the one that did it

golden ivy
#

Without savescumming?

foggy thorn
#

with

golden ivy
#

Well in that case it's pretty obvious how he did it
But without? Nah that ain't possible

hasty blade
#

Anything is possible unless the RNG is a lie, or the code is spaghetti

golden ivy
#

how tf

foggy thorn
#

code is spaghetti

golden ivy
#

Ok

hasty blade
#

Statistically speaking, I'd be surprised if nobody got it by now

foggy thorn
#

I wouldn't

golden ivy
#

I wouldn't either

#

I mean it being a thing is cool and all, but why is it a mastery task

foggy thorn
#

it's not a mastery task????

void spade
#

only mastery task is jackpot I think

foggy thorn
#

that and trips

golden ivy
#

what
Oooooh yeah

foggy thorn
#

which are like 1000x easier

golden ivy
#

Oh I'm stupid

#

Yeah I have gotten Jackpot like 6 times now

hasty blade
#

Nice

golden ivy
#

I've gotten Jackpot a whopping 0 times
RNG does not enjoy me

void spade
#

same

golden ivy
#

infinite gems nao plz

foggy thorn
#

nay

hasty blade
#

Btw, is there an optimal dps card deck in the game and where do I find it (assuming something changed with the last addition)

golden ivy
foggy thorn
golden ivy
#

scroll up until you find the decklist

hasty blade
#

Wasnt sure if it had been updated or not :/ havent been in the discord for a while since I were removed or something several months back... I went to discord and it said "join group"... it happened after a google play store review so idk if it was intentional or if discord just doesnt like me

void spade
#

what kind of play store review 👀

#

was it a troll 1 star review? Don't lie @hasty blade

hasty blade
#

Nah, I lost the data around the same time as the cloud save was added, the introduction tricked me... changed the review later though

atomic verge
#

Can I get an F in chat for getting the pachinko ball all the way to the right and then having it on the last one go to the divine reward instead of the jackpot.

blissful raven
#

yes funny you can back up a save

#

but lava removed my guide on how to do it

#

so too late

#

I sent you a mention with the link a while back actually

#

just look at your mentions

autumn copper
#

Hey hey hey!

blissful raven
#

Static are you going to tell everyone how to dunk in hoops

#

since you found out its possible

autumn copper
#

Andrew once mentioned something about a megadunk

blissful raven
#

well dunking has been a running joke for a long time, ever since chy or someone called swishing dunking

#

i wouldn't be surprised if lava just silently added this. I can't imagine everyone has just missed it since hoops came out

mint mountain
#

Where the hecking heck is Afterlife?

autumn copper
#

Doesn't exist.

#

And also that'd be an #_ thing.

mint mountain
#

I just want to know where it is

autumn copper
#

I just told you.,

#

It doesn't exist.

mint mountain
#

...

lavish umbra
#

It’s a teaser

mint mountain
#

I hope so

ashen orbit
#

future thing, don't worry about it

blissful raven
#

he still needs to fix the issues in tunnels that exist

#

level 55 chandelier for example

#

sigils being the last thing to be able to drop at a reliable rate

#

mama mia being fucked

lavish umbra
#

Does construction exp even do anything? Is it related to potions or something

blissful raven
#

big boi bags being way too expensive

#

its just for that area

#

so no

#

its useless p much

lavish umbra
#

Nice

blissful raven
#

you get the chandelier card at level 100 though

#

if you don't get it before that

void spade
#

dunking doesn't seem useful at all lol

blissful raven
#

idk maybe for when the ball is bouncing around a lot

void spade
#

I want to figure out what causes it first

#

it's gotta be related to the secret

blissful raven
#

is it a bug?

#

what secret

void spade
#

yeah, remember when you unlock hoops you tap and drag it to the portal and all that?

lavish umbra
#

Well upgrade cost reduction would help for spelunkers

blissful raven
#

yeah

#

oh right

#

I gotcha

void spade
#

If you tap ball in midair it probably references that code, since it was written to work on multiple screens (probably instantiates an actor or something) and then it just kills all speed/momentum

blissful raven
#

yeah

void spade
#

there's also the bug where you can tap really fast and shoot multiple balls before the first goes off screen

blissful raven
#

you're probably right

#

yeah everyone knows about that

#

the annoying ones are the clipping bugs

#

and the one where the ball sits between the hoop and the backboard and fucks up

#

either floats away or falls through

void spade
#

that's probably just something to do with all of the parts of the script that run periodically

#

it's really really messy

blissful raven
#

no way, thats surprising

void spade
#

yeah but I'm talking like

#

it makes everything else look pristine

blissful raven
#

lol

#

well have fun with that

golden ivy
#

ok

blissful raven
#

cut it out nut

#

!mute nut spamming

golden ivy
#

ok

void spade
#

WTF???

#

SENT R DROP RATE FOR ASYLUM BOSSES IS SO BAD LOL

blissful raven
#

really? I've gotten it a ton from them

#

well

#

not a ton

void spade
blissful raven
#

20000?

#

guess I was lucky

void spade
#

yeah, King rolls a number between 1 and 7000, Emig is 1 and 20000

autumn copper
#

What's Sent Y?

void spade
#

lol

autumn copper
#

1 in a billion?

void spade
#

nah

blissful raven
#

probably the same

void spade
#

no it raises

blissful raven
#

really? took me forever to get sent y

autumn copper
#

If it were the same, I'd have seen one in the 20K+ keys I've spent.

void spade
#

Gorshank Sent Y rolls a number between 1 and 100000 and you need a number lower than 15 on nightmare

#

Emig rolls a number between 1 and 70000 for sent Y

blissful raven
#

RDI fight king z for best chances to get sent y, apparently

void spade
#

King rolls between 1 and 20000

autumn copper
#

I'd do that if tickets didn't suck ass.

void spade
#

so yeah King has a significantly better drop rate for Sent y it seems

blissful raven
#

king does? thoguht you said he starts at 6000

void spade
#

huh? King sent r rolls between 1 and 7000

blissful raven
#

oh sent r

void spade
#

King sent y is 1 and 20000

blissful raven
#

I swear you said the odds for sent y and r were the same.

void spade
#

no

#

I said they should be the same across all bosses

blissful raven
#

oh ok, I probably misinterpreted that

void spade
#

yeah or I explained poorly

#

or both

bright walrus
#

What is the best way to farm gold card?

ashen orbit
#

ask there

rich shadow
#

Any content patch will be?

ashen orbit
#

yeah he's probably working on it rn

#

hopefully it'll be out in a few weeks

pearl oak
#

What's up party people!

ashen orbit
#

yoo

#

just waiting at school

pearl oak
#

Ha school. I remember those days.

#

Wait...I'm in college. 😭😭😭

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

rip

#

I'm at the balldance thingy rn

#

the one they hold for the last year's

#

this shut is boring

#

why am i even here?

foggy thorn
#

idk

ashen orbit
#

it's stupid

pearl oak
#

Bc you need school in order to be viewed as anything in society

#

I can cook like a pro but need a piece of paper telling people I know how.

ashen orbit
#

yeah, ugh, school is good until a certain point, it's fucking useless now tbh

#

they are teaching me shit i don't care about

pearl oak
#

My school was only good for 3 things. Sex. Drugs. Rock and roll

ashen orbit
#

I've started hating French because of this

errant forge
#

School is required by law, if you have no school, your parents will be sentenced to a lifetime in jail

foggy thorn
#

I have no parents

pearl oak
#

BTW. Kuaka. Like my new pic. Lol

ashen orbit
#

which is even more stupid because then the kid will get traumatised then society will wonder why did they shoot up a bank, kill a bunch of people then kill themselves

foggy thorn
#

yes

#

it's animated

errant forge
#

Also I agree that the 8th and 9th grade are so useless

pearl oak
#

Yep. That was fun.

ashen orbit
#

school is useful until you know what you wanna do with your life, after that it's fucking useless because it's preventing you from doing the shit you want

pearl oak
#

And most of school is useless in America.

errant forge
#

They should skip the boring stuff and only teach important stuff in school

ashen orbit
#

and teach stuff they don't

errant forge
#

Like in history you would only teach WWI and WWII

ashen orbit
#

LIKE HOW TO DO YOUR FUCKING TAXES OR HAVE SELF CONFIDENCE PR BE A DECENT HUMAN FUCKING BEING

#

sorry I'm really fucking pissed about this

foggy thorn
#

like I have one useful class

errant forge
#

THIS

foggy thorn
#

which is business

ashen orbit
#

GOOD

#

at least you won't go into crippling debt like the rest of us

pearl oak
#

Hey. I won't.

#

Most of my school is paid for.

ashen orbit
#

lol, good for you

pearl oak
#

And then the rest of it. I'm using my taxes to pay off before debt starts

ashen orbit
#

Nice

pearl oak
#

$18k for my 2 years. And scholarship total is paying for $10k. Work is paying for $5k

foggy thorn
#

that's uhh

#

like

#

2

#

dollars

#

maybe 3

pearl oak
#

Lol. I got a kid

errant forge
#

They don't teach how to maintain your money and not spend them on useless stuff and then wonder you're in debt, but apparently a random person which got into history because he was a ruler at some time and they did nothing worth noting is more important -_-

pearl oak
#

So. More like... 6 dollars

foggy thorn
#

yeah

#

maybe 7 with taxes

pearl oak
#

I'm getting back $8k lol

#

Very minimum

foggy thorn
#

give me 7.9k

#

thanks

pearl oak
#

Pennies. Ok.

lavish umbra
#

Yeah school is largely that way, they don’t teach many actual life skills it’s mostly random crap

foggy thorn
#

I'm fine with pennies too

pearl oak
#

Lol. Money is money

foggy thorn
#

^

lavish umbra
#

Good thing I can write an essay tho, sure wrote a lot of those since then

pearl oak
#

Send me your name. Address. Phone number. Social security number and dl number.

#

Then I can send you all those pennies.

foggy thorn
#

ok

#

what's a social security number

#

and DL number

pearl oak
#

Ok. How about you send me your financial institutions nunbers

#

And your security questions.

#

I need those too

#

Hair color. Height. Weight

#

You know. All the general stuff.

foggy thorn
#

black hair, 5' 8, 120 lbs

#

uh

pearl oak
#

You skinny fuck

ashen orbit
#

lel

pearl oak
#

I'm 7" taller and almost 2x your size.

ashen orbit
#

oh hey another black guy, wassup homie?

foggy thorn
#

who's black

ashen orbit
#

you're hair

foggy thorn
#

well it's brownish

#

but mostly black

ashen orbit
pearl oak
#

Lol. Dirty blonde here.

foggy thorn
#

idk

ashen orbit
#

you're an impasta

#

I'm pure black baby, really proud of my black hair tbh

pearl oak
#

Pic or it's a lie

foggy thorn
#

it was all black

errant forge
#

120lb = 60kg for those who do use the metric system and not some thought-up measurement

foggy thorn
#

ondra no one say shit

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

ik it's about 60kg

foggy thorn
#

pls don't say anything if it's not contributing to the conversation

ashen orbit
#

i ain't fucking dumb

#

Kuaka you're a kaka

foggy thorn
#

and anyone can just search it up

#

I'm not kaka>:(

ashen orbit
#

yes you are

foggy thorn
#

tu eres caca

pearl oak
#

Actually

livid lava
#

ama 6f1 200lbs strong man

#

reeeee

pearl oak
#

Kuaka would be about 54.5kg

ashen orbit
#

I'm not caca thank you very much, and yes i do understand that much Spanish

pearl oak
#

Get your stupid metric system outta here. Lol

frank moth
#

im in space

#

theymeasure it in kBx

livid lava
#

no you

foggy thorn
#

hi in space I'm kuaka

errant forge
#

Metric system makes sense

ashen orbit
#

well there's definitely a void inside your head

frank moth
#

i am 3&6@136/+ kBx

pearl oak
#

¿quien habla español?

frank moth
#

weigh*

foggy thorn
#

yo

frank moth
#

a bit thin but eh

livid lava
#

so like dentist did something to my tooth and now like, It is hurting as shit and can not even open my mouth

foggy thorn
#

have you tried not opening your mouth

livid lava
#

but bro, like, I need to drink

#

and eat

foggy thorn
#

straw

pearl oak
#

Blend it

livid lava
#

I do not have those

foggy thorn
#

I do

#

why don't you

livid lava
#

because save the turtles

foggy thorn
#

fuck the turtles

pearl oak
#

They sell metal ones.

livid lava
#

now because I am cheap ass student who does not use them

pearl oak
#

And silicone

livid lava
#

ya I know

foggy thorn
#

paper straws are stupid

#

and metal straws too

pearl oak
#

Then go to a fast food place and take a few.

livid lava
#

just use the pen body part

#

pfff

foggy thorn
#

yes

#

that works too

pearl oak
#

Then you got a fuckin straw

golden ivy
#

Hi

pearl oak
#

Now go blend some meat with your beer and eat

ashen orbit
#

i used to learn Spanish, i remember some of it but can't use it, i understand bits and pieces, bit can't actually speak it @pearl oak

pearl oak
#

Or drink...

livid lava
#

but the problem is, if I swallow, IT HURT EVEN MORE MY THROAT

foggy thorn
#

don't swallow

golden ivy
#

Paper straws aren't that bad

pearl oak
#

...hurt your throat or starve.

#

Looks like kve is on a new diet.

golden ivy
#

I use these re-usable plastic straws with every drink

ashen orbit
#

or like, just eat without hurting yourself

foggy thorn
#

Paper straws aren't that bad
yes they are

golden ivy
#

But they Bend in the dish washer

livid lava
#

yesterday ? I could not sleep because of that.... well it is maybe the 8th tooth in my mouth

pearl oak
#

Malnutrition. GUARANTEED TO LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

void spade
#

Hey guys my demo went well :)

foggy thorn
#

nice

livid lava
#

nice

#

I need to gain weight lol

pearl oak
#

Then fucking drink your damn meals

golden ivy
#

Mountain dew hurts the inside of my mouth

void spade
#

Eat more and do less things

pearl oak
#

Or just take pliers and rip it out.

golden ivy
#

Like to a point where it's painful to drink

pearl oak
#

I mean. Either way.

void spade
#

So don't fucking drink it

golden ivy
#

Make me

livid lava
#

do not drink dew

#

it makes u incel

golden ivy
#

No

#

Bad

foggy thorn
#

ok

golden ivy
#

ok

pearl oak
#

Dew is good.

livid lava
#

drink water

golden ivy
#

Yes dew is good

pearl oak
#

They even have some new zero sugar one out too

#

Not bad.

livid lava
#

wtf

#

zero sugar

#

oh ya

golden ivy
#

Water needs more sugar, flavouring and, caffeine

livid lava
#

muricans

pearl oak
#

No calories. No sugar.

#

Hey. It's not bad.

livid lava
#

everything "no sugar" is bad

#

it does not taste right

pearl oak
#

This actually does.

#

This and the Coke zero taste better than the normal

livid lava
#

but it still has that fake sugar aftertaste

pearl oak
#

No.

livid lava
#

coke zero

#

oh god

pearl oak
#

Surprisingly it doesn't.

golden ivy
#

k

pearl oak
#

K

frank moth
#

Coke 360

#

now you can play on your coke

golden ivy
#

🔑

pearl oak
#

Que?

foggy thorn
#

no

#

queso

#

si

golden ivy
#

s8

frank moth
#

despacito

foggy thorn
#

no

#

malo

#

muy malo

pearl oak
#

Todos estos falsos hispanohablantes que piensan que son más geniales de lo que realmente son.

golden ivy
#

gogel translaet

pearl oak
#

Lol nope.

foggy thorn
#

pero yo hablo espanol

pearl oak
#

I speak Spanish, German and English

foggy thorn
#

I speak Spanish English and a bit of Portuguese

golden ivy
#

do you also speak american

foggy thorn
#

yes

pearl oak
#

German from school. Spanish from working in construction and kitchens and merica from...well...MURCA!

#

TRUMP 2020!

#

🤮🤮🤮

livid lava
#

I speak czech

#

beat that

golden ivy
#

i speak

foggy thorn
#

i

pearl oak
#

opravdu teď

golden ivy
foggy thorn
#

_ _

pearl oak
#

Teď musím používat Google

livid lava
#

používej no

pearl oak
#

Čeština není skutečný jazyk

foggy thorn
#

ok

livid lava
#

tak hele ty debíku, si jako myslíš že si něco víš, když si amík ?

#

translate that

#

is is good

pearl oak
#

I'm not a fuckin yankee

foggy thorn
#

no

pearl oak
#

I live in the south

livid lava
#

well that is why google translate is bad

pearl oak
#

So, you bastard, do you think you know something when you're a Yankee?

livid lava
#

:DDDDD

pearl oak
#

What Google said you said.

#

I need to learn Czech. I'm part Czech. Lol

livid lava
#

there are words that can not be translated, because google can not learn the beauty of Czech Language

#

I am part german lol

pearl oak
#

Ain't nothing beautiful about czech

#

I'm Czech, German and Irish

livid lava
#

I am true Aryan

#

Czech is shit, but the language is beautiful

pearl oak
#

The only beautiful language is ASL

#

You don't judge someone by the way they sound but what they truly mean

livid lava
#

and can u truly mean something

#

?

foggy thorn
#

ok

livid lava
#

with sign lang. ?

pearl oak
#

Yes

#

There's so many signs for saying one thing with a multitude of meanings

golden ivy
#

He

foggy thorn
#

bye

golden ivy
#

So I actually had a dream about idle Skilling last night

void spade
#

weird

ashen orbit
#

yes?

golden ivy
#

All I remember is having a shit ton of mastery points

ashen orbit
#

lol nice, too bad the mastery tree is locked after 400%

golden ivy
#

Currently have one at 400, one at 300 and one somewhere in between

ashen orbit
#

Nice, you'll get it all up to 400% soon lol

golden ivy
#

Sorta, I only have set 7 9 and 10 incomplete

#

7 only the platypus, which is my next pet as I have little lava right now

#

9 arcade set 3, hoops high score and 9 gen combo

#

Half of set 10. Which are all out of my reach for now

void spade
#

arcade set 3 requires almighty doesn't it?

golden ivy
#

Yeah

void spade
#

shitty

#

gonna take me forever to do that and reach aberrant

foggy thorn
#

ok

golden ivy
#

OK

foggy thorn
#

no

golden ivy
#

YES

foggy thorn
#

NO

golden ivy
#

🧮

#

Once you get gorshark with 3x gene. It becomes easy

foggy thorn
#

ABACUSES

#

once you get occulon it gets easy

golden ivy
#

🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮

#

Occulon, gorshark and devil. All the gains and damage

frank moth
foggy thorn
#

teacher is casually gaming instead of teaching

frank moth
#

9 mods what

errant forge
#

My english teacher is looking at her PC all the time but she doesn't even do ANYTHING there, it's just a constant image

foggy thorn
#

ok

#

my English teacher is a boomer

golden ivy
#

Ok

#

Stereotypical or nah

frank moth
#

my english teacher went batshit after 2nd quarter

foggy thorn
#

nah

#

he's pretty cool

#

he tries to fit in

#

he calls himself a boomer

errant forge
#

Our geography and biology teacher is cool

frank moth
#

because we werent able to get enough grades cause she kept leaving apparently

errant forge
#

I like the minigames that we play

frank moth
#

but so did i at Saturdays, cause i have my own life and my competitions there

golden ivy
#

ok

errant forge
#

3/4 of his classes are minigames, the other are the boring mandatory school stuff

golden ivy
#

No.

#

No.

foggy thorn
#

yes

dry heath
#

!guide

raw folioBOT
foggy thorn
#

no

#

#bot-commands @dry heath

golden ivy
dry heath
#

Oh Thanks!

foggy thorn
#

funny work on Celeste 2

#

yes

#

yes

golden ivy
#

make celeste 2 free or bad mod

foggy thorn
#

m

golden ivy
#

or let me igggames it

#

with no virus

foggy thorn
#

no

#

with a virus

fair cape
#

Hello

foggy thorn
#

hello

fair cape
#

I want to answer some questions in ask chat, so kuaka, please dont look there for at least ... half an hour? Yea, that sounds good.

golden ivy
#

Lmao

#

Because I only follow Funny on twitter I keep getting notifications for Everytime he likes or follows anything

#

I feel like a stalker

foggy thorn
#

@fair cape sure lol

#

I won't be able to talk for the next 30 minutes or so

fair cape
#

So now i only need some people who ask questions

foggy thorn
#

what is reps

#

you failed the test

fair cape
#

#_ @foggy thorn

foggy thorn
#

oh my bad

livid lava
#

this was my linux teacher.... well what are u seing on the board is "5 Tips how to find a new job in new year" ....yeah my teachers were really great

#

and ya highschool was fun

#

really fun

#

u know what is even more fun ? L O G I S I M

errant forge
#

@foggy thorn I downloaded around 5 games from IGG-GAMES, only one of them was a virus. However don't download the games from MegaUP (not to be confused with Mega) as files from them are always corrupted

foggy thorn
#

what

sour socket
#

what

foggy thorn
#

no clue what you are talking about

livid lava
#

what

errant forge
#

@livid lava Highschool? Jako střední nebo vysoká?

livid lava
#

Když jsem ještě chodil na Smíchov

errant forge
#

Já do Prahy jezdit nebudu ani kdyby tam měli to nejlepší vzdělání, lmao

livid lava
#

Což většina lidí dělá huh 😄 protože tam jsou nejlepší možnosti

foggy thorn
livid lava
#

k

void spade
#

@foggy thorn we have finished figuring out sent r and sent y drop rate stuff.

Every asylum boss has a better chance of dropping Sent R and Sent Y than any raid boss. BUT the same logic that applies to raid bosses also applies to Asylum, as in the higher up you go in boss ID the lower your chances.

Emig has a 45 in 20000 chance for sent r on nightmare
Gor has a 45 in 30000 chance for sent r on nightmare

#

Shoutout @winged sigil for helping 🙂

foggy thorn
#

wait wait wait

errant forge
#

@livid lava Na Kladně je docela dost škol, praha je pro mě jako rakovina

livid lava
#

45 in 30000
u know like that is really paywall

foggy thorn
#

so gor has worse chances

void spade
#

worse than emig yes

foggy thorn
#

definitely thought it was the other way around

void spade
#

but gor has better than any raid boss

foggy thorn
#

yeah asylum having better chances than raids is understandable

void spade
#

I feel it should def be other way around though

#

or just same chances across all

foggy thorn
#

^

errant forge
#

Let's hope I get finally noticed, not having this feature is mega annoying

foggy thorn
#

ok

errant forge
#

@foggy thorn I do know you don't care about that, but please, keep that in your head

foggy thorn
#

nah

winged sigil
#

why should we care

foggy thorn
#

I'm free to share my opinions

sour socket
#

i have no idea what that is even for

foggy thorn
#

some Roblox game

sour socket
#

lol

livid lava
#

downblox

winged sigil
#

you're the one complaining about roblox all the time

foggy thorn
#

and upgrading

livid lava
#

just give him his role

winged sigil
#

downgrading*

foggy thorn
#

both

sour socket
#

neither

winged sigil
#

I've rarely seen him talk about upgrading anything

#

only ever downgrading

foggy thorn
#

he complains about the newest versions

winged sigil
#

yes, and then how he wants to downgrade it

void spade
#

he upgraded firefox the other day

winged sigil
#

wow

foggy thorn
#

that's a first

pearl oak
#

He's bout to downgrade it

#

He doesn't like the new features 😂

sour socket
#

well im gonna go hunt some monsters

errant forge
#

I also upgrade roblox but that's because there's no way to keep the version I am using

void spade
#

Ondra is FMJ speaking the truth

#

are you really going to downgrade firefox

#

after upgrading it

foggy thorn
#

yes

errant forge
#

I am not, I want to use newer sites

pearl oak
#

Twas written in the ancient texts

void spade
#

Good

sour socket
#

not the scared texts

errant forge
#

Github never works until you upgrade to the latest FF

pearl oak
#

No. That's my special texts

#

Not to be confused with my SPECIAL texts

livid lava
#

u never downgrade

#

u only upgrade

pearl oak
#

Ondra does

#

A lot.

livid lava
#

or you just stay with what u have

#

like me

pearl oak
#

55y/o living as a 12y/o cuz he didn't like being old. He figured out a way to downgrade his age.

livid lava
#

running win 7 for 9 years and still good

#

but u know, those guys are good

pearl oak
#

Aren't they shutting down win 7

errant forge
#

Win 7 is still good

#

Win 10 is just pushing Edge (redesigned IE) towards you

livid lava
#

I do not care what they are doing, nobody, nobody, will install that bloatware win 10 on my machine

void spade
livid lava
#

wut

#

it is 2020

void spade
#

oh

#

yeah it is

pearl oak
#

...

livid lava
#

they shutted it down

void spade
#

cough

livid lava
#

haha

pearl oak
#

I mean... Thanks. I didn't wanna say it kvet

errant forge
#

When you click "See web results" on cortana search, it always opens in EDGE

livid lava
#

oh

#

fck I ruined

#

the joke

void spade
#

its okay I fixed it

livid lava
#

Ï do not have cortana

#

nor win 7

pearl oak
#

Yet

winged sigil
#

I think my code isn't finding all the cases where variables are set or read

void spade
#

@errant forge I didn't think anyone used Cortana

distant siren
#

yęt

void spade
#

Really Alien?

#

what makes you say that

#

I can try in my editor

livid lava
#

oh I have win 10 on my hacker thinkpad, but that is because I am too lazy to do anything with it

void spade
#

Oh! There's a different way to set attributes that gets used for a couple things

winged sigil
#

it's trying to say that the value of APcoupons is only ever read, never set

errant forge
#

Downgrading from win 10 to win 7 is a pain if you didn't upgrade in the last week

void spade
#

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

winged sigil
#

yea

void spade
#

some things use that when they're getting set

#

idk what the difference is

distant siren
#

i got my third cool cash star

void spade
#

but yeah it shows up in VS Code

winged sigil
#

that _this133 has been set to Engine.engine before

void spade
#

I see I see

winged sigil
#

looks like it doesn't always use gameAttributes.set

void spade
#

Because of course it doesn't

winged sigil
#

yea

void spade
#

Are you trying to do something with all values that get set? Or just trying to find unused stuff

winged sigil
#

I guess I was trying to find unused stuff

void spade
#

All I've been able to find is unused text from anti cheat

winged sigil
#

but if my read_vars includes stuff that was set, it doesn't help much

void spade
#

Also i think some ad stuff from when that was in

winged sigil
#

I guess I'll just take the union of both sets and be done with it

void spade
#

I have a feeling unused things are gonna be in actor events

#

Because it looks like he makes the assets and text and such before writing in the logic

golden ivy
#

You guys thought I was looking at the ISS chat

#

Well, was fun while it lasted. Bye people

#

Cya

woven apex
#

Can any mod with bot acces update !promotion

dusky tangle
#

ugh, i spent like an hour just absentmindedly pulling bags out of the ground yesterday, and stopped where i thought I'd have enough to build Prosperity

woven apex
#

Or is that not how it works

dusky tangle
#

when i got up this morning, I had 7.3 quadrillion gold statues

safe isle
#

update it to what

#

oh nm i see

#

yea i will later

woven apex
#

Thanks

safe isle
#

bought 3 packs and got one actually useful crusade card

errant forge
frigid coral
#

Okay?

safe isle
#

😂

foggy thorn
#

dang

#

could of just left him on read

frigid coral
#

I'm fully out of the loop on this one.

final needle
#

Andrew is that the new dmg card build?

safe isle
#

!decks

frank moth
#

so i just posted and image

#

in the another server unrelated to this one

#

and somehow it got to a talk about how server is shit

#

what

frail cedar
#

Oh wow tyr is alive

#

Amaze

frank moth
#

u

foggy thorn
#

amze

frail cedar
#

Ya

golden ivy
#

Ok

frank moth
#

are ai inspirational quotes not memes

golden ivy
#

no

foggy thorn
#

yes

golden ivy
#

Ey kuak

#

S'garn on mate

foggy thorn
#

we e

frail cedar
#

Pee

golden ivy
#

sun

frail cedar
#

no

livid lava
#

I do not understand

foggy thorn
#

poop

golden ivy
#

Fuck who wants me to tell them why I feel so awful right now

livid lava
#

because of your negative energy inside you

#

you need to find a source of this energy

#

and destroy it

golden ivy
#

No I had a friend of mine who I've tried desperately to forget.

#

He died in my arms after a massive asthma attack

distant siren
#

what

#

well thats sad

#

i mourn for your loss

#

but do you know how it feels to lose family

red cobalt
#

That must suck massively

golden ivy
#

Everyone dies in the end.

distant siren
#

well my mother had cancer

golden ivy
#

No matter how hard you try.

distant siren
#

you probably know the rest of the story

golden ivy
#

I feel like his death was my fault

distant siren
#

dont say that

#

of course it's not yours

#

unless you literally couldn't help him when he needed it

red cobalt
#

My mother was an alcoholic and she killed herself when I was 15. A friend also killed himself, after I had talked him out of it several times over a long period of time.

#

So yeah, it sucks massively.

#

No matter the cause of death.

golden ivy
#

I've had countless people die on me.

distant siren
#

i just feel sad sitting in a hospital

golden ivy
#

Mosr of my memories are nothing but death.

red cobalt
#

Must be painful, slowly losing your mother like that.

golden ivy
#

I mean he's a nice guy and all

#

But fuck you, death, choose better timeing

red cobalt
#

"Life sucks and then then we die"

distant siren
#

i remember coming back home one time being relieved

#

and then my father having to tell me about it

#

i think that mentally killed me or something

#

maybe thats why i always underestimate myself and call myself an idiot

#

geez this chat turned into a vent about dying relatives

spare vapor
#

Pornhub Or xvids

red cobalt
#

meatspin

#

Well, it's ok to talk about sad things and be sad.

distant siren
#

thank you