#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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Don't drink heineken

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I'm from Netherlands and I hate it

livid lava
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heineken is piss water

tiny saffron
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Wew

golden ivy
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Yes heineken is known to be piss

pearl oak
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Have drank Heineken. Can confrim it's piss

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About as bad as Miller

livid lava
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and the price tho...

tiny saffron
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I mostly drink whiskey so srsly don't have much idea of beer except for a couple of brands 😂

golden ivy
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Miller from what? @pearl oak

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Theres several Miller

livid lava
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American Miller

golden ivy
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Ew

tiny saffron
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Let's see if Jupiler is available here

frail warren
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wha

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ok

golden ivy
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@tiny saffron

Cheap beer = Perlenbecher, Grolsch

Nice beer = Jupiler, Budweiser Budvar (hard to find, not the American one)

tame sparrow
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I must acquire my daily ration of bread and water. I shall return

golden ivy
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Jopen is Nice too

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I got a beer room, lemme get home and see

pearl oak
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Yes the American Miller lite.

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The "champagne of beers"

tiny saffron
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I have drink Budweiser too lemme find the exact name wait

golden ivy
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I'm home in 2 min xf

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It's not the one I mean @tiny saffron

livid lava
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LITE

golden ivy
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You drank the bad one

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I know it 100%

pearl oak
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Bud isn't bad.

livid lava
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pisswater
LITE

golden ivy
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The Budweiser you drank is American piss

livid lava
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oh

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do not drink that murican Budweiser

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lol

golden ivy
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Americans don't know beer

livid lava
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that is shit

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drink the czech one the "real one"

golden ivy
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Yeah but hard to find

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They are bad at distribution

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Ik A beer you can find in India

pearl oak
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Americans do know beer.

tiny saffron
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I can't find the name idk where to look lol and too lazy to go to shop now but is it the orange bottle with red cap

golden ivy
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Try Corona

pearl oak
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Lol.

tiny saffron
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Ya i have drink corona it's good

golden ivy
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It's a semiocre beer

pearl oak
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COOP makes amazing IPAs

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And I hate IPAs

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F5

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That's delicious

golden ivy
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That's not very good

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You Americans simply aren't that great in beer

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Beer originates from Czech Republic and has been a tradition for so long

pearl oak
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I've had Armageddon once. I'll admit. It was delicious too.

tiny saffron
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It was this one

golden ivy
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Idk what beer you could find in India that's good

tiny saffron
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I don't know if that counts

golden ivy
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That's the bad one

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Don't drink that

pearl oak
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That's just bud dude. Lol

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That's good shit.

golden ivy
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Its horrible

pearl oak
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He means good.

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Really good

golden ivy
tiny saffron
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Was it the American Budweiser?

golden ivy
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This is the good Budweiser

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Yes

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That's the American one that u sent

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It's extremely bad

tiny saffron
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That definitely looks rare never seen it

pearl oak
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Czech can't spell good apparently lol

golden ivy
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Yes I'm trynna think of good beers you can find in India

pearl oak
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He means that red bud is good.

red cobalt
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I'm no good at beers so I would have been none the weiser.

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Is the difference in taste that big?

golden ivy
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@tiny saffron maybe try look for Veltins

tiny saffron
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Corona is good , definitely better than bud or heneiken

golden ivy
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They got big distribution

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Dutch beer

red cobalt
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Had Corona last weekend, was good.

golden ivy
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Corona is a pretty good beer but don't ever drink American beers like Miller and Budweiser

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It's horrible

tiny saffron
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That ?

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Alcohol free hmm

red cobalt
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We have something called Mariestads here in Sweden, which is pretty good.

golden ivy
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You could try to find that

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Mariestad is good

tiny saffron
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Can you DM me the list i will forget lol

golden ivy
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Mariestad is smuggled a lot so u could try to find that @tiny saffron

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Kk

tiny saffron
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So Jupiler Veltins and Mariestad from what it seems

golden ivy
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It's a big chance you can find Swedish beer

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Because of Swedish laws that forbid most selling of it at a reasonable price

tiny saffron
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You sure know a lot about beer

frail warren
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a lot

golden ivy
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Well because I have to go to Germany once a month and buy tons of it

tiny saffron
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Thanks for the info ! Appreciate it

golden ivy
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Xd no problem

red cobalt
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Once a month, tons of it.

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I assume you don't just buy for yourself?

golden ivy
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Ja det behöver jag tyvärr

frail warren
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i just realized my school trip to germany is going to be during my senior year

golden ivy
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Systemet funkar inte så bra vettu

red cobalt
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Tomte

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😛

golden ivy
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Nee

frail warren
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and the legal drinking age is 16

foggy thorn
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ok

frail warren
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🤔

golden ivy
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16 in Germany yes I believe

red cobalt
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Har inga större behov så systemet funkar finfint för mig.

golden ivy
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Det skulle inte vara värt åka till Tyskland om du inte köper mängder

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Vi köper minst 20-30 backar, överbelastning men polisen har inte så mycket koll

red cobalt
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Nä, skulle jag åka till tyskland för att köpa öl så skulle det mest vara för att.. åka till tyskland.

foggy thorn
golden ivy
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Haha aa

red cobalt
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Men jag hade passat på att köpa massa öl 😛

tiny saffron
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German or Dutch ?

red cobalt
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Swedish

golden ivy
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Kom ihåg att snuten inte har laglig rätt att konfiskera

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Dom kommer pressa på dig mycket om.dom stoppar dig

red cobalt
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Well, not going to germany anytime soon so, doesn't really matter 😛

golden ivy
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Men säg bara att det är för dig själv

red cobalt
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Besides, I'd be going with someone who knows their shit.

golden ivy
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Yeah we're just speaking about stupid Swedish laws

red cobalt
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Not that I know anyone that would but still.

golden ivy
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In Sweden the police can be pretty...

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How would you put it right

red cobalt
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Doesn't that apply to police everywhere though? 😛

golden ivy
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Pretty...irritating?

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Well not so much because Sweden has these laws

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No other country has these ridiculous laws xf

red cobalt
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Not that I've had to deal with cops a lot.

tiny saffron
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Police here are both corrupt and irritating

red cobalt
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So I've probably not gotten "harassed" by them

golden ivy
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Basically in Sweden only the government can sell alcohol above 3.5%

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So some Swedes take big vans or busses to Germany

tiny saffron
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Wow

golden ivy
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And the Police don't like that because some sell it illegally in Sweden after taking it from Germany

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So the police try to pressure you into admitting that you are trying to sell alcohol

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The laws are extremely bad in every way

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Even for the environment

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Swedish alcohol gets transported to Germany to then be transported by people into Sweden

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morning chat

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hows everyone doin

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You'll find more Swedish alcohol in Germany. Like you can find full warehouses with just Swedish beer

void spade
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AAAA I think I figured out the broken dagger mastery task thing

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but no one is available to test 😠

red cobalt
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In the code?

foggy thorn
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I can test

void spade
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RUANI TESTED AND IT WORKED I FIGURED IT OUT

foggy thorn
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ok nvm then

void spade
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So here's how you have to do it

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You need to have Copper Trinket selected on any anvil (and probably need to craft at least 1 just to trigger the check for the mastery task), because it checks for pop() == 1 and pop will be the ID for the smithing item on the selected anvil (1 == copper trinket), but you still have to have 100 broken daggers crafted still
so:

  1. Craft 100 broken daggers
  2. Select Copper Trinket on any anvil
  3. Craft Copper Trinket to trigger the check for the mastery task
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So basically, it checks to see if you copper trinket is selected (and you probably have to craft to trigger the mastery task check) but it still checks to see if you have 100 broken daggers crafted, not copper trinkets

red cobalt
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So, it checks the correct thing, but doesn't trigger unless you craft copper trinkets?

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But unless you have 100 broken daggers it doesn't trigger if you craft copper trinkets

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?

void spade
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Correct

fossil stratus
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what do u mean

void spade
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it still checks for the amount of broken daggers crafted

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but you have to have Copper Trinket selected on the anvil

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and you have to craft Copper Trinket to trigger the mastery check

fossil stratus
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ok

foggy thorn
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epic

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bqd

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bad

fossil stratus
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What are those

void spade
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Man this is so fun/interesting. I love bug hunting and stuff

golden ivy
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Hiya

void spade
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Hi bray

golden ivy
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Hi citats

void spade
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you missed me discovering how the broken dagger mastery task actually works

golden ivy
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Ooh how?

void spade
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Currently, the check gets triggered when something is crafted, there is an if statement that checks the ID of the currently selected item (which would be the item you just crafted since that triggers the check), right now this particular Mastery Task checks for ID 1 which is the ID for Copper Trinket, but after that check, it still checks the number of Broken Daggers crafted.

Here is what you have to do to complete this task currently:

  1. Craft 100 broken daggers
  2. Select Copper Trinket on any anvil
  3. Craft Copper Trinket to trigger the check for the mastery task
foggy thorn
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dang you type so fast

winged sigil
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lol

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he just wrote that into #important-stuff

golden ivy
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Kuaka he clearly has children to do it for him

foggy thorn
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talking about children

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how's Baby @void spade

void spade
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I haven't been able to see her

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kinda getting pissed about it

golden ivy
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Lmao did Karen take her?

foggy thorn
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oh , I thought you were taking care of her

void spade
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Nah, I don't have the room or materials for a squirrel

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Boyfriends mom has rehabilitated squirrels before so she has her

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and keeps ghosting us

foggy thorn
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yeah, she kept it for herself

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lol

void spade
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oh well

foggy thorn
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Karen really just did take the kids

void spade
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I know she'll get taken care of

odd pivot
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I'm dumb

void spade
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How

odd pivot
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I was brewing potions

void spade
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this dude brewing potions

odd pivot
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And then I wanted to go to tunnels

pliant schooner
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play the game without potions

odd pivot
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What did I do?

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I quit the game and searched after tunnels in my games tab

winged sigil
void spade
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Lmao

pliant schooner
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENT PET

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Fkn loot get

foggy thorn
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queso

fleet ivy
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And chips

foggy thorn
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no

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solo queso

fleet ivy
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You're wrong

foggy thorn
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anger

fleet ivy
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So glad you agree

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Lmao

foggy thorn
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Eu não concordo

fleet ivy
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El queso and el chippo

foggy thorn
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solo queso

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no papitas

fleet ivy
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Chips and queso is one of the best foods in existence

foggy thorn
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solo queso

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solo queso

void spade
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chips and queso 😩

foggy thorn
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solo queso 😡

errant forge
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No one here speaks Vietnamese @foggy thorn

foggy thorn
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no one here cares about downgrading

winged sigil
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gottem

errant forge
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Well, you got me. If I promise to not speak about downgrading here, will you promise to not speak Vietnamese here as only 1‰ of the people here speaks that and the 1‰ isn't even active?

void spade
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why does your % look like that

foggy thorn
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you do know that isn't Vietnamese

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and the 1% are active

errant forge
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@void spade That's the promile symbol, 1‰ is 0.1%

grim rain
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fix the ap bug pls

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im a returning player

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and dont remember crap

void spade
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Pee Sea hahaha

foggy thorn
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!wiki is your guide

raw folioBOT
grim rain
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dont remember my levels though

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my ap abilities levels

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will the bug get fixed soon?

void spade
foggy thorn
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lol pc

void spade
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I should try to figure out why that bug happens

foggy thorn
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good luck

void spade
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idek how to find it

errant forge
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@foggy thorn I thought that is Vietnamese as they have alot of diacritic symbols (ã too)

foggy thorn
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its Portuguese

errant forge
foggy thorn
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no

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não, obrigado

void spade
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where's the rule that says general-chat is english only Ondra

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you language-ist

foggy thorn
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^

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fax

errant forge
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WHY IS THERE PORTUGUESE THEN

void spade
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idk

foggy thorn
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because a popular Portuguese YouTuber played this game

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and it brought alot of Portuguese people

void spade
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So it's easier for people that only speak Portuguese to talk? But I don't like the idea of language specific channels because then everyone is going to want one for their language

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and it's just gonna be a big mess

errant forge
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If you insist on chatting with that language, go ahead. I'll talk Czech with Květko here then.

void spade
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okay

foggy thorn
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go ahead

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no ones stopping you

void spade
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Kvetko doesn't care about downgrading though

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👀 @golden ivy

golden ivy
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this fucker

foggy thorn
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who

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ok don't tell me

golden ivy
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you are fuck

tawdry seal
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Evening peeps

golden ivy
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hi'

hushed gull
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Can we make pig latin the official language, it makes it equally difficult for everyone to talk

foggy thorn
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who are fuck

tawdry seal
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English is difficult enough for some people already French fries

pliant schooner
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chunky chips

tawdry seal
red cobalt
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chunky hips

dark hatch
golden ivy
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ok

foggy thorn
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bye

golden ivy
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Stoppers have stopped the stopping of stopping the stopping of stops

distant siren
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how do you like that obama

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i pissed on the moon you idiot

golden ivy
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wtf no

distant siren
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eggmans announcement

foggy thorn
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no

distant siren
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yes

foggy thorn
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não

distant siren
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golden ivy
foggy thorn
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ok

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HdGames98

golden ivy
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4K Professional HDR

distant siren
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oh yeah

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indians writing comments again

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oh yeah yeah

golden ivy
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thats a romanian

distant siren
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right

golden ivy
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you smartn't

distant siren
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im smartn't'

golden ivy
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yes

foggy thorn
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bye

distant siren
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no

foggy thorn
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bye

distant siren
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d̷̩͒o̴͎̎n̴̤̅'t̴̾̀ ̸̭̃l̸̤̓e̵͒̋a̷̫̚v̶̛͍e̴̐̂ ̵͓͐m̶̂̌e̷͊͠

foggy thorn
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bye

blissful raven
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Well I guess I am working on security clearance paperwork today

foggy thorn
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@distant siren

distant siren
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imagine playing with the real notch in minecraft

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well two youtubers just did

blissful raven
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I don't imagine anybody here is familiar with the process.

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Well ima be busy today I guess

distant siren
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i just had like 3 hours of homework

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i want to submit my death

golden ivy
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Ok

supple kraken
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exam tomorrow 👀 time to start revising

fading nymph
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Poot

golden ivy
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Hi

raw folioBOT
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

golden ivy
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ok

paper shore
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That was me yay

foggy thorn
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ok

red cobalt
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Ooh.. just one area away from blue vessels 😄

pearl oak
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Woooot

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Get it.

foggy thorn
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nice

red cobalt
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at Nom atm, then gotta kill mr shanko enough and then progress through the least area of canyons.

warm hare
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not sure what i should buy next with my gems, got atleast 1 of everything recommended in the outdated guide :c

urban aurora
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Hey guys, complete newbie just joined the discord, i ascended once and now i have a Green key i used to unlock the 2xraid chance and i am thinking about ascending again to level IT Up. I am at mob 19 in desert, so faaaaaaaar away from unlocking anything there, i ascended last time 24 hours ago, should i ascend now or how Long do ppl normally wait between ascending? THX guys!

foggy thorn
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its updated tho

warm hare
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since when? not yestrerday

foggy thorn
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!guide pretty useful if you are a new player

raw folioBOT
warm hare
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not including spelunker things

foggy thorn
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oh it doesn't have that

warm hare
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not very new

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already got solar dmg

foggy thorn
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it wasn't directed to you

arctic badge
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Hi, my internet is "Very Bad" and I have nothing to do so I'm going on discord.

urban aurora
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I think i already read the guide (read a Long detailed one atleast) but that only talked much about the first ascending and then said to ascend whenever your "stuck" thats why i came here for more clear info 😅

void spade
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Kuaka has me conditioned to the point where seeing "Hi ...." makes me expect a dad joke

foggy thorn
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lol

arctic badge
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@void spade wow I thought there was 2 separated people typing called "Staticlord" and "Bugsmasher1" took some time that my brain understands there is a "AKA" to know it was just you with a nother name

warm hare
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@urban aurora better go into #_

swift light
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sup yall

foggy thorn
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hello

golden ivy
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Hello

foggy thorn
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bye

golden ivy
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:(

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Hi kuaka

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Ok bye kuaka

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what

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I don't know

void spade
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what

foggy thorn
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que

severe pewter
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1m 8* dmg

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So fucking close

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Yet i have no idea how to get it higher :(

foggy thorn
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potions

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keep progressing in trekking

woven apex
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Just get higher damage lol

foggy thorn
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true

golden ivy
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Does anyone else's hoop scores look like this
It's always one really high one, one medium and one with 1-2 at most

foggy thorn
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mine looks like 0/0/0

golden ivy
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git gud

foggy thorn
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no

eager remnant
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Mine is usually 15/0/15

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I typically score decent on 2 of them and 0 on one

golden ivy
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What're y'all's high scores

void spade
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total or single attempt?

golden ivy
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Single

void spade
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like 28 lmao

burnt pecan
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My single is 43

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LOL

golden ivy
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I'm at 42

burnt pecan
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1 more

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Ez

golden ivy
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smh

burnt pecan
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My total high is 67

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Ez

void spade
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Hey if anyone gets to 50+ on a single attempt let me know what it does please 🙂 I'm 2 lazy to try and understand the code atm

burnt pecan
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Got a 0 in it too from ball clipping

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K lol

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I'm not

void spade
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from 50+ the formula starts using your current score in calculating stuff

foggy thorn
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pretty sure at 50 is just begins to move fast

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and it moves faster Everytime you score

void spade
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So it must just get faster the higher your score?

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ah okay

foggy thorn
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yea

void spade
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makes sense

foggy thorn
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ask chy

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he got like 70

void spade
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he's playing Terraria

golden ivy
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Would be nice if the basketball got fixed tho

outer spear
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Does the speed effect the physics at that point?

void spade
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tbh idek what's wrong with it

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the code doesn't look that awful to me

outer spear
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Or does it just run at a higher rate so to speak

void spade
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lemme see

golden ivy
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Also does the gem payout for 3 attempts cap out at 26

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Cause I've never gotten more than 26

grim rain
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ping me when the AP bug is fixed thanks

outer spear
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Because if the speed increases at 50+, and the physics take into account littlelavas speed

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Then you could really yeet that ball theoretically

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Unless it’s just running at a higher rate and the physics are all operating proportionally

inland geyser
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@golden ivy no, you can raise the gem cap

golden ivy
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How?

void spade
inland geyser
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Gettung the hoops pet and raising that pet's passive

void spade
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that's the chunk of code for when your score is above 49

inland geyser
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Hoops pet passive boosts the gem cap

outer spear
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Huh

golden ivy
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Ah okay

outer spear
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So instead of generating a parabola he’s using a cos function

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Interesting

void spade
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also I found out how time since last ascend/rebirth is determined in save

outer spear
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Well, that’s how he makes the elements go in the circle

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I can’t determine anything related to speed though

void spade
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There's a script that runs every second that increases both values by 1. And it will also get increased by AwayTimeRewarded (this only happens once when coming back from offline)

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yeah idk there's a lot more Hoops code

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I've noticed there's a lot of things that run every second and modify a save value

outer spear
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That chunk you posted is how he makes things move in circles

void spade
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Well that's the only section that cares about your score being above 49

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and same with other ones that make it start moving in circles, etc.

outer spear
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Yeah, because before then it just oscillates back and forth

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After the threshold it kicks in the y movement

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And then it, increments? Honestly can’t tell

void spade
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keep in mind I didn't include how "trigonometric" gets determined

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let me try to find that

outer spear
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That means the speed increase would effect the physics

void spade
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wtf?

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okay I guess this is a thing

outer spear
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Oh man

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That just sweeps a circle mathematically

void spade
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That block of code gets repeated in several files with small changes

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for example 400 would be 2000 or it'd run every 10 milliseconds

outer spear
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I bet it’s the same oscillation code he uses to make little lava go up and down on his planet

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Just slower

void spade
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I'm talking this is in about 18 different files

outer spear
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Oh damn

void spade
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so it must be used for most things of that nature

outer spear
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I’m trying to think of other things that SPIIIIIIINNNN

void spade
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Took me a minute to realize FlailingME == Flailing Lava lmao

woven apex
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Lmao

void spade
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that's for hoops

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theres more to that section

outer spear
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Yehh

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Lmao

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Lava what is with these variable names lmao

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Alright hold on, this is gonna take a second

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Is this for calculating the balls trajectory based on any point lava is at? It feels like it with names like “velocity” and “angular velocity

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Doesn’t look anything like I would’ve expected though

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Why does yehh get the same thing happen to it wether it’s .5 or 1???? What’s the point????

void spade
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there might be a reason for it

outer spear
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Probably a debug reason

void spade
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lemme try and see how "Yehh" gets set

outer spear
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Or correcting a potential error

#

So in case it hits that values it rests something

foggy thorn
#

wtf is Yehh

outer spear
#

It’s Yehh

#

Obviously

foggy thorn
#

thanks man

outer spear
#

Np it’s what I’m here for

foggy thorn
#

:)

void spade
outer spear
#

Come on just use mod(2)

#

Man

quiet pulsar
#

maybe switch ?

void spade
#

@quiet pulsar switch what?

quiet pulsar
#

well i see a lot of ifs on comparing to number

void spade
#

ohhhh

quiet pulsar
#

maybe better use switch for it

void spade
#

switch statement lol

#

uhhhh does Stencyl support switch statements?

#

It doesn't in the blocks

#

so that's why no switch statements @quiet pulsar

quiet pulsar
#

my bad sorry 😦

void spade
#

nah you're okay lol

#

I don't really know anything about what is/isn't possible in stencyl

outer spear
#

Alright, that chunk has me lost

void spade
#

hey, so remember when I said I thought hoops didn't look that bad?

#

Mind = changed

outer spear
#

Lmao

#

Dios mios

foggy thorn
#

CanUThrow

outer spear
#

Swishstatus

foggy thorn
#

that one is understandable

void spade
#

Oh hey I found the code for giving gems from hoops

outer spear
#

Please just be a simple line of code based off score variable

foggy thorn
#

it isnt

void spade
#

yeah it's not really that bad

#

I mean

#

the code that gets all your scores isn't the best

#

Is there a card that affects hoops????????

foggy thorn
#

ye

void spade
#

oh okay

#

_this25.gameAttributes.set("sparklecoin",Number(tmp3 + Number(Math.min(tmp6,Number(Math.min(Number(Number(24 + value23) + 2 * value24),45))))));

outer spear
#

Phew

foggy thorn
outer spear
#

That could’ve been much worse

void spade
#

value24 = card level for minute candy (gives double the passive amount regardless of if it's equipped or not lmao)
value23 = Some tank bonus
tmp3 = current gems
tmp 6 = total score

foggy thorn
#

23 is hoops pet

void spade
#

what

foggy thorn
#

there's no tank that increases hoops gem bonus

outer spear
#

But the pet bonus does

void spade
#

why tf

#

is that listed as this then

foggy thorn
#

lol what

void spade
#

Oh I'm stupid I think TankBonusLIST is pet bonuses

#

let me see

outer spear
#

Probably because the pet bonuses are stored as tank bonuses?

golden ivy
#

Don't you just love it when people use fucking spaces instead of tabs to indent

outer spear
#

Like it’s all in one list

foggy thorn
#

ew

outer spear
#

I think it’s saying Tank AND Bonuses list

#

But that’s just a guess

void spade
#

I don't think so

outer spear
#

You’d be more familiar with the pets code

void spade
#

I would need someone to look in their save, or wait til I get home

#

anything being pulled from getGameAttribute is coming from save

foggy thorn
#

look into their save?

golden ivy
#

So many people come to me and they're like

#

bro I have a greeat idea for a game and I know it's going to go to front page if you...

#

That'll be $30/hour mate

#

Oh, I, like, have to pay you?

outer spear
#

My great video game idea is just anime tiddies

woven apex
#

I'm in

outer spear
#

Big anime tiddies, no gameplay or story

void spade
#

@foggy thorn yeah, to tell me what the TankBonusList values look like

golden ivy
#

For fuck's sake I'm not free

#

Why does everyone assume that?

foggy thorn
#

I'll be getting home in like 20 minutes

void spade
#

@golden ivy they think you'll do it for the exposure that comes from making the best game in the world

golden ivy
#

Exposure isn't paying the rent

void spade
#

what do you mean you need to eat?

#

ridiculous

golden ivy
#

hi guy

#

Actually I own my house so I'm not paying rent

#

but like

#

i lot my

#

Key

#

o um

void spade
#

you should do it for free if you like doing it angryuganda

#

/s btw

golden ivy
#

If they liked doing it so much

#

Why don't they do it?

outer spear
#

Wait, are they just making conversation or are they looking to get you to make a game?

golden ivy
#

The latter

#

I don't mind helping them develop their idea but if they want me to actually do something they gotta pay up

foggy thorn
#

front page?

#

of what

golden ivy
#

It was a figurative front page

#

Like Google play or some shit

willow pumice
#

Guys I'm soooooo frustrated about the raid drop luck! It's not working I have like 10k 😭

foggy thorn
#

we have been complaining about that since pets

willow pumice
#

I got like 10 tickets and 4 gems in 30 demon z

foggy thorn
#

but it's not a bug according to lava

golden ivy
#

And now I'm cleaning up someone's script for $50

#

It shouldn't take long but now I remember why I hate doing these

#

The indentation is killing me

void spade
#

$50? I'm finding out how to fix bugs for Lava and he probably doesn't even know I'm doing it

willow pumice
#

Don't you have softwares to auto-indent?

golden ivy
#

uhhh I don't think notepad++ can

void spade
#

I use VS Code, doesn't auto-indent but lets you modify what tab does (for example I always have it insert 4 spaces, rather than 1 tab)

foggy thorn
#

just got home

spare vapor
#

then get working

golden ivy
#

It's just that this guy not only interchangeably uses spaces and tabs

#

They don't even line up half the time

#

And the other half there just simply isn't any

void spade
#

lmao

golden ivy
#

Like bro how can you read this shit

void spade
#

that's why I'm glad I started with Python, cause that freaks out sometimes if indentations are fucked up

#

I think it was python, idk I used a lot of shit when i started programming

golden ivy
#

Yeah I wish this one would yell at you that it was 'unclean'

#

And there have been so many cases when I've fucked up an indentation in Python somewhere in the middle

void spade
#

I think it was more related to loops and shit

#

but I don't remember it's been a few years

golden ivy
#

Oh sometimes I forgot which line errored out and had to run the script a bunch of times and actually write it down

void spade
#

don't forget the classic forgetting semi-colons 😦

foggy thorn
#

what did you want me to look at Static

golden ivy
#

I've seen people use colons or commas or some shit instead of semicolons

#

And me having to do a bunch of very specific searches as to make sure I don't fuck up tables

outer spear
#

we've all been there mentally

#

3 am, 4th cup of coffee, accidentally smacking that colon button instead of a semicolon and everything breaks on you

#

just everything is ruined

golden ivy
#

Accidently placing that second bracket

outer spear
#

oh man

void spade
#

@foggy thorn TankBonusLIST

foggy thorn
#

ok

void spade
golden ivy
#

wtf

foggy thorn
#

lol

outer spear
#

lmao

#

what triggers "youcheated"

#

hacking in ap before you ascend?

winged sigil
#

nothing

outer spear
#

lmao

void spade
#

I think it's just leftover anti-cheat stuff

#

Hey wait, goldcoin is in your save, do you think we could get Meteor to send someone his save so we could check his goldcoin value?

#

I'm curious if it's a negative thing kinda like fish overflow was

golden ivy
#

Interesting that it only resets Ascentions

#

*Notice incorrect spelling

void spade
#

it's mentioned elsewhere

golden ivy
#

Is it?

severe pewter
#

Wait, the anti cheating is removed?

void spade
#

lol yeah to both

golden ivy
#

This guy is using so many motherfucking while true loops

#

Bro there's a library that only updates per frame

severe pewter
#

So you can time travel?

void spade
#

yep

#

it fucks up a lot of stuff though

outer spear
#

LMAO

#

I SEE ALTERING YOUR SYSTEM CLOCK PROVED TO BE TOO TEMPTING

golden ivy
outer spear
#

thats great

golden ivy
#

But how can he tell that you legit weren't on for 2 and a half years

void spade
golden ivy
#

LMAO

woven apex
void spade
#

No idea btw @golden ivy doesn't look like any of the other code exists

#

YouCheated doesn't get set anywhere else

golden ivy
#

This guy has so many redundant variables in his script

#

It's ridiculous

void spade
#

who, the guy you're helping?

golden ivy
#

Yeah

#

Like, bro, you don't need 30 to determine the exact nanosecond of total play time

#

Just one will do fine thnaks

outer spear
#

lmao, did he create individual variables for days, hours, minutes, seconds, miliseconds?

golden ivy
#

Yep

void spade
#

So Alien

#

there's nothing in the script that explicitly adds "R8" to a pet attribute

winged sigil
#

I could understand that as a temporary thing to print it out or something

golden ivy
#

Oh yeah, the other 10 just measured the os time when you join and the time when you leave

#

And averaged them out

#

but meat i need one variable for each possible second it could be

outer spear
#

yeah, one fore 1 second, another for 2 seconds

#

I keep track of all my time in binary actually

golden ivy
#

And bro you don't need to create the exact same function 5 times

#

Just do it once and call it 5 times

foggy thorn
#

ok

#

so

woven apex
#

Ok

foggy thorn
#

the TankBonusList value just isn't there anymore

outer spear
#

?????????

void spade
#

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

golden ivy
#

AND MATE JUST BECAUSE IT'S ONE MATHS FUNCTION DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SPREAD THE VARIABLES OUT

foggy thorn
#

like when I went to edit it

#

to see what it was, it was there

#

and when I loaded it and went back, it was gone

outer spear
#

at least you get to talk to people who actually know what code is

#

I have to communicate stuff to people who basically think what I do is magic

golden ivy
#

Oh maaaate

outer spear
#

I might as well be wearing a wizard hat and casting spells to them

golden ivy
#

The first thing I made was a silly platformer in LOVE

#

And everyone was like

#

OMG that's amazing how did you do it

outer spear
#

bro, I dont think you understand how bad it is on my end

foggy thorn
#

wtf is LiftersOwnedAtkStrEnd

outer spear
#

I blew someones brains by just doing a %increase collumn in excel once

golden ivy
#

WTF

outer spear
#

YEAH

#

ITS BAD

#

Im stuck between doing global KPI tracking and showing people how to right click and paste

#

so be lucky you have people around you that can at least know what code

#

what code is

golden ivy
#

I don't think they really understand what they're doing, but yeah at least they can do it

outer spear
#

at least they can look at it and TRY to figure it out

golden ivy
#

Except they get all angry when I try to explain to them what they did wrong, especially if they ask

outer spear
#

i have people whose brains just turn off and I cant even speak intelligently at my own job sometimes

void spade
#

quick @foggy thorn what's the first bonus on the first green tank do

outer spear
#

incredibly frustrating

foggy thorn
#

bonus nest speed per hatchery level

outer spear
#

Well, I guess I have that going for me. No one ever really gets angry

#

Im not even technically training but I always take time out of my day to help train people. bring em down gently and build em back up proper

golden ivy
#

This guy once tried to get a refund because I made him angryhahaha

outer spear
#

ah, thats different. I'm guessing youre working freelance or in a similar enviornment

golden ivy
#

Yeah

outer spear
#

Im never in contact with a customer, Im more internal. So everyones just trying to work to the same thing

void spade
#

Okay so get this

#

TankBonusLIST == only some of the tank bonuses????????????

#

it only goes up to like 53

golden ivy
#

I'm not freelancing as a serious career because I think it's pretty unstable

foggy thorn
#

it went up to 120 for me

golden ivy
#

But boy I need to get a casual job

outer spear
#

does it only add the ones you've unlocked?

void spade
#

@foggy thorn no I mean the array

outer spear
#

that would explain the discrepency

foggy thorn
#

oh ok

outer spear
#

ahhhh, nevermind

void spade
#

nah, because they're hardcoded

#

BUT

#

there's ANOTHER attribute

#

called _TankBonusesListPARTS

#

that has a much larger array

outer spear
#

debleted

void spade
#

at first I thought maybe TankBonusLIST just had like, the first bonuses of each tank or something idk, but it has more than 45 entries

golden ivy
#

Any tips on how to get a casual job because y'all supposed to be experienced adults?

void spade
#

what

#

wdym

golden ivy
#

Thought you'd say that hahaha

void spade
#

like

#

what do you consider a "casual job"

golden ivy
void spade
#

@foggy thorn what's the cap on bonus starting levels from pets?

golden ivy
#

The Australian government actually has an article on this stuff and how much you should be paid

winged sigil
#

100

void spade
#

okay

#

that also applies to the tank bonus(es?) that give starting levels too

#

idk if that was known

outer spear
#

A casual job? Depends on how old you are and you’re experience and what you’re looking for

foggy thorn
#

don't think that one has a cap

void spade
#

no kuaka

#

the formula puts them all together

foggy thorn
#

what

#

idk

void spade
#

it adds the starting levels from pet bonuses and tank bonuses

#

and it's a .min

golden ivy
#

It'll be my first job because I've never actually had one

void spade
#

I'll show you the formula but it's mostly pops and I don't want to plug every single one in

winged sigil
#

so the pets are useless

#

nice

golden ivy
#

But I'll be nearly 15 by the time I actually get it

void spade
#

§§pop()[§§pop()] = int(§§pop().round(Number(§§pop().min(Number(§§pop() + (Number(§§pop() + (Number(§§pop() + §§pop()))))),100))));

golden ivy
#

And I'm just gonna be working in the ice cream shop no biggie

outer spear
#

Well then you’re going to need a skills based resume/CV

void spade
#

so you can only get +100 starting levels from Pets screen entirely

outer spear
#

Apply to a variety of businesses that have some interest. Enter the field with an enthusiasm to learn the buisness and you should have plenty of opportunities

golden ivy
#

I'm doing this thing for work experience, and I know the other employees and they say it's pretty lit

#

But I don't think I can really apply for any digital tech companies but I guess I could go to my computer shop

outer spear
#

Those two things are all you need, the skills and a philosophy. Communicate you have a skills required to learn the job and a philosophy to WANT to learn the job

#

You never know, internships exist

golden ivy
#

Australia actually has a pretty high minimum wage

#

It's $12.4 if you're under 15 (minimum workable age is 12)

outer spear
#

Also, I always recommend everyone works in food service or retail at least once

#

Provides discipline and gives a good perspective on life

golden ivy
#

Yeah I was gonna do the ice cream because while I'm an introvert I'm a good people person

outer spear
#

My first job was a dishwasher and it was miserable and I hated it and I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything

#

Really grounds you in reality that kind of work

golden ivy
#

Yeah

#

I did some work experience at a local shop a bit back and I think it changed me

outer spear
#

Keep at it, you’ll get there. Experience changes all of us

#

You’re young😜

golden ivy
#

So I reckon I'll be doing the ice cream and when I get back into IT I think I might apply for the computer repair/builder shop near me

#

Oh yeah, does working as a freelancer count as experience?

#

Because you experience some pretty toxic types out there

frank creek
#

IT for sure. Literally every job i've had has been hours of "making busy" because the NOC is overstaffed and we get like one ticket per person a shift.

kind rover
#

Static u need my save for research?

void spade
#

@kind rover yes please

frank creek
#

Even my current role where i'm the ONLY tech we have, i've only got like 1/5 days a week where i'm "can'

void spade
#

I wanna figure out why your cash is broke

golden ivy
#

I'm trying to work at least once for food because that's pretty much essential

frank creek
#

t deal" busy, i've still got at least a few hours to "research"

kind rover
#

And my botany plants being infinite as well plz

void spade
#

I see some code that sets cash to 0 if your goldcoin attribute is in the negatives, so I wonder if it's something similar to the fish overflow

kind rover
#

I might be able to get you my save by... Well honestly likely before February but not like in a week

#

Also my fishing overflows multiple times so I gotta refresh until it gets a decent value

golden ivy
#

The computer shop near me actually lets you build computers to sell to people if they trust you

void spade
#

even with 4.1?

winged sigil
#

if you want you can join our server too, meteor

void spade
#

^

kind rover
#

I have the link to it

golden ivy
#

I did it once and I got $20 for labour because that thing was heavy af

kind rover
#

I didn't join just yet

#

And yes 4.1

#

I'll join now

golden ivy
#

It had a 2060 Super in the top PCIe slot and an RX580 in the bottom

frail cedar
#

#FixMeteorsSave

golden ivy
#

16 GB of RAM and an R7 3800

void spade
#

So are any of your other values fucked up besides flowers, fish, and cash? @kind rover

frail cedar
#

Meat why tf are you talking about your computer again

golden ivy
#

But like this was one beefy PC

frail cedar
#

Oh

#

Not yours

#

Lmao

#

Gonna say

golden ivy
#

@frail cedar I'm talking about a computer I built on an internship for a company

kind rover
#

I can get a list of messed values.

golden ivy
#

the company being my local computer shop

kind rover
#

Gimmie a sec to read the other server

golden ivy
#

to prove that you can use two different graphics cards in the same computer

frail cedar
#

BotanyPlant = Oof/Jeez

void spade
#

oh ashley guess what I found out

foggy thorn
#

I can get a list of messed values.
everything

golden ivy
#

It ran out of PCIe lanes but like

frail cedar
#

Potion?

void spade
#

you know how pet passive starting levels cap at 100?

kind rover
#

Ash Im not able to start up the comp yet. Need to get the 16g ram from a friend and we're both busy with work

frail cedar
#

Ye

void spade
#

it's actually that pet passive starting levels AND tank bonus starting levels cap at 100 combined

frail cedar
#

So no going past 100 regardless

void spade
#

right, so if a tank gives you 100 starting levels, there's no point leveling pet passives that give starting levels anymore

kind rover
#

Also I'm used to being called Meat cuz of minecraft administrating so if anyone talks to me just clarify it hahaha

void spade
#

and vice versa

#

oh, and this is a small thing I found out

golden ivy
#

Yeah call him Meteor because I don't wanna get confused

void spade
#

the 'Minute Candy' card applies a double passive bonus whether it's equipped or not

frail cedar
#

Meteor i would never address you as meat

#

I was assessing meat as meat

foggy thorn
#

I will

frail cedar
#

Also woah static

outer spear
#

“I’d like confuse bok choy with cabbage, sir”

#

10 points to anyone who knows what that’s from

golden ivy
#

@void spade you got stuf for #_ ?

void spade
#

uhh I found out why that craft broken dagger to lv 100 mastery task is broken @golden ivy

#

if that counts

#

I feel like the starting levels thing is unintended but idk

#

because 100 is such a small cap for both pet passives AND tank bonuses

golden ivy
#

nah that sounds just like lava tbh

#

introduce something OP and then hard cap it super low after a week

kind rover
#

Starting levels are limited to a few things anyway, and they aren't op compared to really all the other stuff we have.

#

Hell even when I broke raids, smithing and potions were far more powerful back during farming

void spade
#

wait, there's a TankLVs array too???????????????

#

that's like, three separate arrays/attributes for tanks now

golden ivy
#

at this point the game could use an entire rewrite

void spade
#

TankBonusesLIST , _TankBonusesListPARTS , and now TankLVs

outer spear
#

BURN IT DOWN

#

WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN

#

REBUILD FROM THE ASHES

golden ivy
#

have you been talking with ash?

#

she's a bad influence on people

outer spear
#

ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA

golden ivy
#

@frail cedar look at what you did

frail cedar
#

Uhm

#

Uhm

void spade
#

@golden ivy i agree on the rewrite thing

kind rover
#

Is my pope encouraging arson?

frail cedar
void spade
#

I'd be willing to help if he'd let people :/

frail cedar
#

Praise the meteor

kind rover
#

Oh dear, she really does have a fiery passion for revolution. Me likes

frail cedar
#

Hhaaha, fire pun

#

😩

outer spear
#

Man I can’t get to the Elmo gif I posted last night

golden ivy
#

The complete lack of comments

foggy thorn
#

huh

golden ivy
#

idk if stencyl lets you comment

#

in this useless slush of a script that somehow works

#

or are you talking about is or no

#

I'm optimising a script for someone

golden ivy
#

lmao thanks

foggy thorn
#

np

golden ivy
#

ok

#

@outer spear My partner applied for a job in the local fruit shop and I just remembered I asked her if I could peer-review her resume

#

and never actually got around to it

#

resume:
fruit: i like em

outer spear
#

You can probably still do it

#

Hopefully she still has a copy saved for her to work on for future dates

golden ivy
#

Yeah I'll ask her out later so we can do that

#

@golden ivy She has disgraphia so probably hahaha

#

huh i had to google that

outer spear
#

Basically since you’re young you need to focus on skills based resumes

golden ivy
#

i thought it meant you were bad at graphic design, just going by the name

outer spear
#

Mention experiences if you have them, but the meat needs to be skills

#

No pun intended

golden ivy
frail cedar
#

Pun = why

golden ivy
#

my skill is meat

#

and pounding it

#

My skill is

#

wait where is it

#

my skills is losing things

frail cedar
#

My skill is emotional indifference

golden ivy
#

my skill is nvm

#

my skill is beating dead horses

frail cedar
golden ivy
#

what's edgy

#

Do y'all want a computer meme or a wholesome meme

#

or just a crappy meme

foggy thorn
#

ow

frail cedar
#

Oh adam

#

Nothing anyone said is edgy, i just love poorly using images

golden ivy
#

lol ok

#

disagree

#

because it's very fun to do

hushed gull
#

What else am i supposed to do at work

frail cedar
#

I love arguing with internet derps

golden ivy
#

@outer spear thanks for the life advice mate

fading nymph
void spade
#

Wowwwwwww

#

Thanks planters

golden ivy
#

who

void spade
#

Mr.Peanut is the Planters mascot

#

It's just to hype up their Superbowl commercial

outer spear
#

@golden ivy Np, always happy to help

golden ivy
#

Cheers mate

#

imma go shoe shopping 😩

solemn estuary
golden ivy
#

hi

void spade
#

So much work just to have to do it again #feelsbad

#

Hi bray

golden ivy
#

hi

solemn estuary
#

Hey bray

golden ivy
#

hi

solemn estuary
#

How's it going

golden ivy
#

good

mighty shadow
void spade
#

Wtf

golden ivy
#

@bright igloo

#

colorblind.jpg

void spade
#

Exposed

golden ivy
#

LOL

supple kraken
#

he has a family dont do him like that

vale flicker
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Cause most of em seem useless lol

high garden
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i mostly just spam made the basic one to upgrade my tinkering level

vale flicker
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Which one do you use

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Not craft

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👀

high garden
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using it for levels counts hehe anyways i do wear the basic one when im out of numbers

vale flicker
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I don't think you understand the question

high garden
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i use the basic pants currently i just said it

vale flicker
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But why

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👀

supple kraken
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i use green

high garden
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i don't go to that area much so my level is low

vale flicker
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Ok so that question was more directed to people that have them all unlocked

supple kraken
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wow rude

vale flicker
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Anyways they all seem useless

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Without third bar of stats anyways

supple kraken
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depends on what you want

vale flicker
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Eh

supple kraken
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the hp helps for damage

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if you have the potion

vale flicker
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I sadly don't

supple kraken
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transfusion?

vale flicker
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Nope

high garden
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honestly i love brewing potions reminds me of harry potter or in my case harry pot-ter

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ugg hit the wrong key ruining my pun

supple kraken
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edit quick

vale flicker
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I need like 3 grey stars

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So uh

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I'm ascend instead of waiting 24h

supple kraken
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increase star card limit?

vale flicker
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And buy myself a single of those every expensive card per day upgrades

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Yeah

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Or I could take the extra easy route and buy some for 100 gems

high garden
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honestly been avoiding using irl money and still managed to get a full team of overlord miners in less then a month of playing

vale flicker
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Ok it's been decided

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I'm buying some cards

supple kraken
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no

vale flicker
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Yes

supple kraken
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no

vale flicker
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Yes

high garden
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buying cards is just being lazy

supple kraken
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worst deal in game

vale flicker
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I agree

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All of these points are valid and respectable

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Im also buying stars

supple kraken
vale flicker
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How do I check my kpk anyways?

golden ivy
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delicous

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I dont think you can

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but idk

vale flicker
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I heard you could through pc

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I don't know if it works for mobile

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👀

golden ivy
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ok

foggy thorn
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u can

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that's an equation but I forget it

golden ivy
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what is

foggy thorn
golden ivy
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what is

foggy thorn
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is what

golden ivy
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what?

safe isle
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kills per hour divided by 144000 (40 attacks per second * 60 * 60)

golden ivy
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what

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oh ok

safe isle
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congrats

golden ivy
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on what

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oh ok

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i have lost my pee color