#off-topic-chat
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have u guys seen this Orii device
you wear it like a ring and it makes ur hand into a phone
hmmm
liek you can call by putting ur finger in ur ear
what's it do if you put it on your dick
lol
andrew, you make your whole body into a phone
make a large version and wear it like a belt
maybe im getting jumbled on words. but what does "potion cost redux" Actually mean 😂
@astral magnet less materials needed to brew
so just jumbled on words K
You talk about Cheap pot??
nah, the skilltree
Should mean the same
it does
there is this wierd bug in spiriting i shud get reported
Didn't even read the potion skilltree - had like 2k points at start when this unlocked so just maxed it all out
whenever you ascend, acolyte %s doesnt refresh properly
had 3 acolytes maxxed on luck...only 40% chance to convert a red soul
I need 4 for a 100% chance
All maced on luck&speed, probably have some side bonuses as well
anyone want cofe?
Pee
some covfefe is definitely gonna help
cofe
english motherfucker, do you speak it?
I speak dumbfuck
oh same
they say english motherfucker in english language
what do they say in another one though?
in canadian just replace every second word with "eh" and at a moose at the end
Wanna see a trick??
oki
wanna hear a joke?
oki
N || И
your life
🙂
oN || Иo
oN || Иo
@wispy dagger Oh yeah
Ohhhh.....yeeeaaaaahh....
eh
They're inseparable now
Ы
bad luck
bl?
it seems ;/ defeated codoj too late bcs jodoc is prob ded
huh
I'm 7
hi 7 im
and the most annoying person you will ever meet
hi 7
Bl ended up blocking all of us and leaving after andrew threatened mute
Ashley is immortal.
Ъ tho
Ъ_ЪЪ_Ъ
:Ъ
Like b but with a handle
þ
:þ
¶
you can handle my b if u want
;¶)
i'd rather not
oki doki 🙂
R||Я
S || 5
:}
¶: ]
モ
Ё
E
mine wasn't an e though, it was actually japanese lol
aa
@patent osprey neither was mine
@dim inlet nice shades
But somehow Markiplier got summpned
thanks ashley alt
No, I'm fish
fishley
ok
Please say rip to my occulon z card
Nah fr I forgot to pick it up before I exited the asylum
you dont deserve that nickname then
Wtf
noodle is typing
It seems difficult for me
now to go ahead :(
!golden chakko
When you finish all 7 ice creams, you get a golden ice cream that does not reduce your damage. You can use this ice cream to finish the contract if you did not complete it earlier!
Ye
noodle just be contracts dude
Fastest golden in the west
ok
Hi ashley or me since we don't type at the same time
@winged sigil
Thanks(`・ω・’)
Damn, ban ashley. Too many alts
lol i have 9 alts
Ok boomer
bray is the youngest boomer alive
ol
ol
hmm
Hmmmm
gj
:effort:
is
400 gems. What to buy??
Already have inf forge, gem rift and all card slots + couple slots for Pets (to store all of them)
Why some people turn this chat into an idle skilling chat.
Idk
Ban anyone with a colored name
except plain red
Every coloured name is coloured
Yeah see if i say "ban everyone but red names" one of the cheeky mods is gonna remove my role
Shit happens every time
every name is colored
Depends on the context
No u
Yeah no u
But also, depends on the context

Black is a colour as well
0x000000
What happens if you mix all your baby crayons at one spot?
your mom looks black
What color is that?
wtf with andrew shitposting today lol
It looks black because we can't see anything that would give it colour
Andrews mom looks chonk
idk i'm bored
My mom is she
up, up, down, down, ...
Atmosphere has no colour as well but the light from the Sun refracts in it and we see sky as blue
Get better at idle Skilling with this one weird trick
Are you still talking about the away time perk
Click here
TotallyNotAVirusAtAllPlzClickMeRN.oof
ok
The sky is blue because of Rayleigh scattering
Sorry, that was bait
Why is the file extension oof
Would have been less onvious if it's E
It makes them less conspicuous
E gang
If i send you Trogan.exe
Yaint gonna open it
But if i send Trogan.oof
Definitely would open it
Fool proof plan
Trojan.E
E
I don't even have anything that can run a .oof
Is it open source?
hmm
Link to source code pls
Hello non-jodoc main
SOMEONE SAID GIMP which means its time to post the hotdog eating contest training mask
I don't wan make him angry...
It's obviously a reverse gas mask
its for bowling grip training
ok
guys check ask questions, I think alien is being jebaited really hard
No i think someone just genuinely doesn't understand something
ok boom boom where are the lil tiny baby squirrel pics?
Never got a response from person that's rehabilitating her til it was late
So tomorrow hopefully
hes gonna be an adult by the time you post more
Yes
Squirrel is baybee
ok am back
you have it a name?
i had some pizza
ok
nice
brayby
wheres the baby I dont see it
Drive safe if you don't want to become a spooky scary skeleton
No
do a 360 wall bang with yer car
just be grip
light machine gun
Static you're fucking lying
?
what
ashley r u ded?
bro you're lying just admit it
omg idek what I'm lying about
when a woman says that you say yes
That sounds sexist 2 me daavi
yes
How are you gonna call someone a liar and peace out
how do u just ly
lmao
I'm pissed that funny endorsed me but didn't sign my petition
Jodoc
Why do you keep doing that
Are you trying to farm xp or something?
You comment lurking and then delete it
who knows maybe you're seeing things
^
maybe it's maybelline
maybelline new york?
sned pics
Henlo
I sorry
Didn't mean die
I got excited about static naming the squirrel Baby
Which i don't believe he did
ok
braeby
braeby 🙂
its definetly bluer
F for Baby's ass
Yes
hot
jodoc is back, all hail ;/ for saving him from codoj
AAAAAAA
why not tho
baby baby baby squirrel oooh
ashley likes small rodents
buh baahm!
squeeeeeee
SQua
Ash dont forget you have the videos too
ominous
@golden ivy nah it's just squirrel vids. They're drive links and i dont wanna leak my google account or anything
I just wanna cuddle baby so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
She burrows in my beard if I'm laying down
Also static cute af in the vid
ik lmao
Absolutely not i look very awkward and scared cause I'm worried she's gonna fall
That beard tho
thats easy as you're half beard half man
That's where baby and i differ
look at lava struggling with commands
dont laugh at the misfortunes of others
andrew
i said look tomato
@frail cedar sry to ruin the Static fantasy
chill
Wow is it hot in here?
yes
Bray
Did you just tell me to fucking
chill
I'm sorry
Did i ask for your temperature preference
did i ask to be cooled down
oh sorry
I will burn your ass so fucking much you'll resembled abandoned toast
😦
im sorry
Hi vad
Abandoned toast, the saddest of all bread products
What is it with women and babies
stop making fun of me just because im cool 😭
AH FUCK IT'S LAVA
vile little monsters
Hey Lava did you sign my petition or was that a fake lava
you'll never know, even if he says yes
Also vad she's talking about a flying squirrel i saved @tame sparrow
no ban pls
Petition to have Bray whipped with ethernet cables
static link ur petition
can someone convert their white souls to pinks and tell me how many whites they had and how many pinks they got
Fuck
Yeah one sec
I cant bcs I'm at green
if only we had mechanics to skip time
If only lava would release overflow candy
we should introduce flex tape to lava
yes
i can do it again with pics if you want in a bit
Hi kuaka
hi static
it just fix broken things, put that in his code and done
that's also cool, kackwii
ur petition
I just want confirmation from another source
I'll let them build up a bit to make it more clear
hey guys did you know of this cool little site:
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/static-for-jr-mod
oh my b
I was responding to alien
Thot
begone
poofs
Shout-out to kuaka 4 da link
did we ever ge confirmation from lava
No
Also funny endorsed me but didn't sign
he's dumb
what's the point of endorsing if you don't sign >:(
I'm just waiting for special roles to be buffed so i can join you guys in actually appearing in the list
;p
oh
oki doki ashley
🙂
Lmao
vad
let me find it
I'm gonna have to start working on a big list of these
the face
publish it on reddit or something
that one has a novel
My status is now fully correct
you should do that
ashley teehee
Twas
ashley not teehee
Now I'm back to being off the online list
Lmao alien
I didn't notice how many i got. Waiting for some more white souls
lmfao
well this answers andrew's earlier question
?
which question?
all of them
if you're a top or bottom
lmao
so everyone sign and i get whipped
lol my wife is signing, too
bad boy bray doesn't get a sign until he does something very special
😐
Sign it or I'll whip you too
😳
She wants to go to canada with me
ok
Ah shit we're gonna need passports
We're not sneaking in to canada jesus. Moose are scary and the mounties have trained tracking-meese for dealing with border jumpers
Tracking meese
just become one with the meese
its said that you can see ur death in the eye of a tracking moose
static sign my petition
Moose -> Meese
Mouse -> Meece
Mice and Mise
You just need to say the code, "Nice to meece ya, eh?"
hosers
housers
we are 1/4 of the way there
for vad (and his wife) whip an underage canadian boy in foreign territory
bet
burp
I'm legal i swear
send me ur details and I'll get u a flight
i believe you ashley
Just so you know I'm putting ends on the cables first
Rose whip time?
when
now
ok
oohohhh fuck yeah
not me btw
kuaka, do you have white souls in the high greens
ok thats you
3 green
I had a better one but it was too small
can you convert them all and take a sc before and after
before and after of what?
why
converting them
white souls before and then how many pinks after
well, white and pink souls before and pinks after
this?
btw kuaka the one i sent you is an isekai isekai. Dude dies, goes to another world, dies again and is back in the regular world
ghost harem
sure
that one is good, yea
Vad gimme your collection
but those ethernet ends will send blood all over the place
I will post my collection this week, I only just decided to work on making a list
it's going to take a while
I'd expect you to get about 60Q
for all of it to convert
level your machines?
my whites haven't all converted in a long time
probably should
it should take like 20 secs
i still gotta convert my whites
wololo
I have a deck that gives me tons of white souls
@bold quest here's a screenshot tho
I can't convert my whites anymore
Thanks
Most fo the ones at the top are OP Isekai
Prolly gonna have to make my own subreddit for this shit since I can't seem to find one already available
my first machine only produces what I assume is low greens per hour
kuaka try to convert them to lower than 999qq as you prob have more than 3 green
after
and it'd need to convert ~m green
well thats fkce up
who tf is signing my petition from brazil?
daav
both fake funny and fake kuaka were from brazil
his ratio is def different
wasnt me
the machines still produce the same ammount per machine its just multiplied right? like
3x10 or 3x100 or 3x1000 - like you arent losing anything while converting
or you gain more for higher level machine?
it just makes it faster
^
qiker
right
jodoc that penguin need shades
agree
Me
WELCOME BACK FMJ
FMJ u missed some good shit
I did miss you @bold quest
or die
^
We're at 9
its sad i like the crown on my penguin's pfp but you cant see the detail because how blurry discord gets
Discord censorship
jesus 14 signatures
vad are you really going to go to bray's house and do that
We could go make sure he's dead
I will whip him to within an inch of my own life
21 signatures
Peel off his skin then whip that patch of flesh
I didnt make any of those fake acc from Brazil tho
so uh
vad send me ur passport info
YOURE WELCOME
thabks
Check out the sigs
Lol. Yep
fmj has pro petition acc, his sign counts for 10
I don't have a passport :(
Lmao
buy one
Also you don't have any money
Just smuggle him in
bray said there he'll buy you one
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lets-whip-bray wow so many signatures to make me mod
You lying sack of shit
Woah woah woah
@tame sparrow
how do I unsign
who tf
Suck it bray
oh there we go
chy is swedish
kuaka you cant bcs it was me all the time
and I'm not canadian
Alien. You just didn't know that you were.
alien is from outerspace wdym guys
And if any mf is getting mod @golden ivy, it's not gunna be you
just found out today
It's my main man @void spade
:)
I'm the campaign manager
H
ok its fixed
H
Do you got a beard like static?
H
Do you have a life unlike static?
@misty jolt What do you prefer? Futas or Yanderes?
Do you, or can you, flatuate the MACARENA LIKE STATIC?!?!??
so vad i will let you whip me
fishley is typing
Bro fmj that was a surprise for my inauguration
All names here in IS disc server have at least one "a" in it.
I want you to hurt me vad
Except jodoc
hurt me
I like women plain. And simple
and mine
Klotz?
@bright juniper I don't have an a in my name
I'm going to whip you to death with the skins of your own family tied in to chords of meat and bone
and tyr
and chy
Except the tehees
hmmmm
and ferrous
Ferrous
Cause teehees dont have a
and heiz
Life
TAAHAAs
ash you failed in being successful
and robert
Fail
Ferrous too
And ferrous
And ferrous
I said that already
And LeveFleme2
Yeah and that
U
No thanks
Lul fail
FUCK
wtf
ko
this guys was jr mod
hmm
Was
Was
...
u scared me for a sec
period period period
Ahhh. There we go
um...
Lol
go back to fast man jesus
It's my old sn
flippin milkin jesus
No I like this version better
Christian Channel
I used to play AMS and I had a dude make me my own avatar
he blocked me
so he cant see my messages
ok
looks like bl is back to not contributing to the conversation again
Lmao
lol
fl4k is so deep with his words sometimes
Unblocked. But... You know... you all framed me...
ikr
He's a tsun, so he didn't actually block you
Anyway, I have to go experience autoerotic asphyxiation for the first and possibly last time
ah shit, here we go again
I had changed it to Fappin Metal Jesus for a cross server event and it was amazing.
on the road again
A Fapping Metallic colored Jesus
I'm going to leave this server. I don't want to see you all again. You all framers.
wow
Yep
good riddance
what's your brew speed @winged sigil
qik
~25b blue
wait i thought flak was gone
so he has been here the whole time?
Oh so like u?
oh the irony
Yes ik u all bully me
bray, no he hasn't
he just seems to pop in every few weeks to ask something
like the first time I mean
I mean, legend has it, I told ash to calm her tiddies and she listened. I can make you cry.
Its tru i was there
I think I even ss it 😂
Ashley also said sorry once
ONCE
Maybe
maybe?
147 found for ashley: sorry
Even thought of changing metal to milfs? @pearl oak
i like numbers
It's always gunna be a metal Jesus name
I think I used this picture once and it was Flying Metal Teabag
I only said sorry twice
906 found for kuakash: ok
im almost 100 for "sorry"
you said it 5 times
Bray. You should be sorry for existing
sorru
Now let Vlad whip you
*doki doki
Idko idko
static, what about the souls?
i have this new thing where ima just pretend that all ur insults are compliments
Vad. Vlad is someone else.
Oh lemme look
Fuck you bray
Aw thx heiz
No
You wanna fuck her
huh
That's a bit nasty @bold quest
So bray is a girl?
who's her
Acts like one
lmao
More nagging than my wife
Trap
With 8x the menstrual cycles
Thanks FMJ, I think ur dick is big aswell
@winged sigil 32qq white gave me like 1.5q pink
Ok darling ❤️

Get a room
Don't you ever...call me darling
And a camera
ok darling
Ima just be like super nice for now on 🙂
how much did you have before
and now andrew cant bully me about caring to much
pinks
Kuaka. It's your turn with bray tonight.
Yep
approximately
Bray take good care of kuaka
Oki doki 🙂
Bray. Uncle kuaka is your "baby sitter" tonight
ok 🙂
He doesn't quite get that you don't sit on the babies. So it's normal.
I went from 28q to 29, estimating the .5 cause i still had a lot of white souls when i hit 29
Just don't inhale.
Just slurp
kuaka if he say hes hungry you just
Just gunna melt in your mouth
why is this chat so cursed rn
Aliens just like...wtf
I just got an email from ipetitions. Apparently my signature is already making a difference.
is the upgrade at lvl 5 for you
Ayy
when has it not been curse @west stream
Me
We're just having a insult on bray session
Which one
I'm just wondering since your result is way higher than the other ones
#BuffWikiRoll
I love those 🙂
the pink soul one
Pink printer? Yeah it's 5
We're insulting bray?
I'm trying to make this chat as awkward as can be
He's a poopy head
Read up.
go ahead 🙂
I could've gone from 28.x to a low 29.x
well anyway, I guess that's enough evidence
I mentioned Ks duck cheese.
And alien and static are in their own world
Just ignoring the rest of us.
or like 28.8 to 29.4
White soul conversion bugged?
When you just wanna be good at IS like meteor
^see
maybe
They just need tiddie squeezes to wake up
Woah
@frail cedar just exploit more
Aww
Who's tiddies we squeezin
But i don't cheat
Meteor does lmao
Statics and aliens
😭😭
Damn. Thought it was gunna be ashes
🙂
He didn't update from an alpha version with a learning exploit for a long time @frail cedar
roll the dice on alpha versions, technically not cheating
Nah bray. I'm done with you for now
Oh
oki doki 🙂
It's time to see how uncomfortable I can make ash
which ash?
IF SHE'D PAY ATTENTION
Both
Who's ash
static, I don't think he still has
You
Your dad
@winged sigil yeah but he still used it for a while
Still harsh
Yes
How bout free
2 pics yeah
Wow!
and mush
Oof
watch it be random stuff with spoilers photoshopped on them
Now static finally joins us
cant demote me if im already at rock bottom
For a moment.
Wtb legit strats
Doki Doki Ashley Club
He's over here just modding it up with alien
5$ for all images?
My little boys grown up so fast
æïNí(z♫↕️íûP$╫yVü╞
Lmao
you saw nothing
