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oh thats true
their creme soda is also like 100
A&W is like the best for everything
mixm all together
So I just had a solid poo for the first time in like 2 years
ok
radda radda radda radda
chowder?
Radda radda!
Ye
chowder hasnt seen you in years
what's chowder?
thanks m8
Lmao
Chowder was a cartoon
It's a cartoon about food, too.
I disagree
it has to download and install everything anyway
yes
it just takes a while
but at least you don't need to do all that manually
Big sad
well that's just because phones don't have a setting to backup app data for some reason
but at least you don't need to do all that manually
Ye
I have helium for the app data
Thankfully i wasn't far into IS when i phone swapped
Ashley
Ye?
r u ok
so I'm just waiting long time for all these downloads
I'm always okay
ok good
thats cool
yeah it cheated
idk my notification sound
idk how
I have my phone on "Do not disturb" always
why have a phon
Lmao
its mostly for school
I have mine on vibrate
vibrate is acceptable
my vibrations are too loud
especially for the ladies
lol
work sent me an iphone and I had to figure out how to take it off always silent
that was annoying
!mute @golden ivy cuz
lmao bad day for me to be demoted i guess
its never a bad day for you to be demoted bray
Less than a week on new account
its never a bad day for you to be demoted bray
Less than a week on new account
gg
hot
I might reset some time just to see how fast I can get solar
Only thing thatβs killing me is mats for spelunking :/
its never a bad day for you to be demoted bray
LOL
discord is fucking up
Same
don't visit it
bray got a virus from it
I ain't that dumb
discord wont make it clickable sometimes so it probably is real
he might be abusing the new windows thing to make it take over ur computer
!mute @golden ivy spreading possibly malicious links
dw i already did that
lmao
lol
you no longer poses the permissions from what was
i use chrome
i use jodbrowser
oh nice
chat seems to be dying and im trying to revive with small talk about browsers
idfk
firefox
maybe nobody is browsing this chat at the time
i remember when you changed your name to BrayxAshley
firefox
maybe nobody is browsing this chat at the time
I use netscape
stuck in 1995
have you tried walmart browser
Netscape is for newbies, real old timers only navigate the interconnected matrices on usenet
Sorry, i don't use the internet, i use this thing called the codex informus
latin chanting
encyclopedium
my trusty lexicon is all I need
I only see boomers in this chat, I use campfire smoke to comunicate
that makes daavi a stoner
i think all these guys are like 16
You greatest generation bastards are all the same
RDI is like vetnam age
Calling us boomer implys he'd use newer tech
"Oh my roaring 20's, oh the stock market crash, blah blah"
lol
Lol I'm 29
but vad your meat is on the stock market
but on the inside, I'm 12
same
Except for my liver, I haven't found a good donor yet
how much you drink
holy
thats an interesting view of ashley
Actually I literally can't drink :/ Bad pancreas
oof
rip vad
r u donating?
Side note
jodoc is 13, that makes ashley a pedophile
what
totally don't want to give vad body parts
I don't think you can get a transplant for pancreas at this point in time lol.
Oof
its okay ashley sit on the table, i'll get the bonesaw
im O negative
you can get parts of it transplanted, but most of the organ is a sack of goo that doesn't hold up well to being removed and put back
same
Interesting
Ohhhhh
also i am afraid of needles
I sorru vad
welp i know how to defend against bray
Needles?
kuaka will remember when I had to get my flu shot
me?
β€οΈ
hd
I always feel bad about not donating blood more cause im O-
same
ew halo
Wow so much 0- in the chat
i never want to share my blood cause fuck that
I'm O- too
WTF
O-MG
Universal Blood Type Gang
lol
Universal gang
Where's the O- role
this chat is rare
maybe its our blood type that makes us anti-social discord nerds
anti sO-cial
Fuck i should've mentioned my bloodtype in my petition
00f
its O- but you need alien blood to receive his donation, so...
OO-F
I can never remember my bloodtype
Its ab
stab yourself to find out
XD
I got my blood tested because my bone marrow sample was taken
then call a hospital
Just say O- p4wn no one here can prove you wrong
bone bray
true
O+-
I have a tote bag i got from donating one time
you're going to join the airforce?
20, in the airforce
Was going to
hmm
They shot me down
shes dead
Oof
Aha aha
I have been systematically taking my own blood and filling bags for a zombie apocolype if i need a transfusion
lol
that makes sense
Except for that
LMAO
makes a lot of sense really
you're psychotic? when
how'd you fail it
No?
or do they not tell you
by taking it
A-d-d
S-u-b
Literally
tract
A little barely there mental issue
Adhd gang
And they're like "oooh nonono you can't fly our billion dollar shits"
you're better off, fuck the military
Exactly
just act really smart if they come around to pull you into ww3
P4wn literally fr
I don't have add or adhd or anything but I have bad ocd
Yeah I'm happy now, but
they were making shit up
Wtf
w/e
@wispy thunder keep your memes in #519106547692077067
Who?
I thought you were just going to say they thought you were too annoying
Yeah i walked in and said "fuck off" to every single person
i mean if you're sitting their trying to burn everything
Yeahhh
thats how I almost got expelled
too hot
I walked into a meeting with the biggie staffs at my school and sweared profusely at them all
is that a real mgs scene
Wow
ashley you gonna spam all the fire gifs you come across in this server every time you make a fire reference?
tat looks dumb
No jodoc
yeah its one of her gimmicks
Just 1 or 2
dont lie ash
π₯
Tbh i don't know
Sheesh
idle bowling turned really bad
you know they should tell you
My dad thinks I'm on the spectrum but it's never been proven
or at least give you the means to find out
I don't think im autistic
I mean
idk tho
are you aucustic
well a psych eval should be telling
I dont think so pawn
so idk why they didn't tell you
pretty sure you have a right to that stuff
yeah you do
oh its like pregnancy but airforce
yes funnu
Ye lmao, airforce pregnancy
what
how else you think they make planes
no

maybe i shouldve put those on ashbob instead of just two bandit bob heads
these pink guys are already pink
idk what the point of that is, but they got it first
^pic of jodoc
^agree
^ ok boomer
^ok degenerate
hey uhm static
anybody know how to change the size of the line that pops up in ur text box
not on discord but on windows in general
no
ask goodle
thats no
@blissful raven what's up
do you want an invite to my small discord server full of weebs and nintendo nerds
Yeah sure
can i hab invit?
whats the zone after lunar?
you're a weeb?
guys this is serious
Maelstrom
maelstrom
Ayy
Ye
STROM
uh how do i do it
why isn't it storm wot
Maelstrom is it's own word
but it is joek
Goodle
like puin
No
Idk p4wn lol
theres a thing to generate a link somewhere
i am leaf
I don't think I fit the demographic
π
Oh p4wn make sure you sign my petition https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/static-for-jr-mod
what about my petition
i still have the link open from when it was 0 signed
to make me mod
Make one and I'll sign
@void spade sorry but
that will never happen
What will never happen
the next update
I hope not.
i should really go back over it and make it better... but thats a lot of extra work
Cuz then the bowling ball will glitch through pins.
why you think there are no pins
Well, if it's RNG, then might as well just have a slot machine.
Also, to answer your question, cuz you drew it 2D. π
if i was gonna finish the idea
as soon as he rolls it, it switches to a 3d version
something like that
Jodoc fr you should start putting your art on social media and taking commissions
Or at least put it on social media to build a following if you plan on pursuing art as a career
thats easier said than done
now I have to update apps smh
at the end of that gif the ball would hit lava and kill him, jodoc is trying to take over the server confirmed
you wish
but no
i was just trying to figure out a way to make it loop
wasnt very successful
especially since i cant really test animations while making them
lies
that thing is 37 frames
pls no
whos adam
definetly not kuaka
whats wrong with adam
that daavi guy said something was wrong with him
that daavi guy said something was wrong with him
where?
here
show me
oh god
kbye
I hate him but that was related to someone else being admin
oh, no someone else should be admin.
lava sucks at it
and also clearly doesn't want to do it anymore
lol
also lava would still have all the permissions
he'd just have someone doing the admin stuff instead
Yeah stuff like bot commands and channel management
we can manage the bot commands for the time being
Well that's good
codoj took over jodoc
what
he went insane for a few seconds
who
Had about 1k asylum keys and same amount of theater tickets. Decided to farm some boss cards (screenshot of a deck I currently have). 1k tickets got me only King X, Demon Y&Z. 750 Asylum keys so far - Emig, Occu&Occu X
yeah it takes a lot
they dont affect boss cards drop rates
Yea no point using CDC cards @dawn nova
im saving up 4000 keys to get my 4 scallius cards
thats what they want you to think
Do they affect other loot drop tho??
just doing the farming slowly
flip your pic too codoj, else you still jodoc
Was lucky to get some charms, 1 AP&1 BP coupon as well as quite a lot of Pachi balls
ah but I gotta restore the game to my new phone
all this idle time is actually down time
at what point can you actually start doing asylums?
ive had it unlocked for ages but still cant touch anything there π
chck out the bosses hp and compare your damage to it
dont start the fight but just look
@dawn nova i dont think cdc cards do anything in asylum/raids
he knows boomer
@void spade I don't have anything else useful for raids and I usually farm star cards with same deck.
how do i even make the comparison
you look
look at the number in the top right under bar
Enter the battle without pressing "knock knock" I think
theres no number
if its a blue T then go for blue Q + damage
@dim inlet he asked another question about it that no one answered dummy
theres no number to look at XD
idk what blue Q + damage even means
here zoomer https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10yruc84LIIKtTUxwYqBMEQTb-IggGKpz79BUbuEyDpo/edit#gid=619220236
The thing is I can't decide what to farm: EmigX, EmigY or Scalli. Can't defeat the others yet
farm them alllll
250 keys atm

@dawn nova i think scalli cards are better than emig x/y but idk
like. youre just telling me all these things i dont really understand without explaining anything
but youre right
okay sure. im looking at the heart thingy. but, what exactly am i looking for π
what color is it
A heart
check the google doc
where on the doc
color shud be red
if the color is red and your damage color is higher than red you have a high chance of beating it
i dont think it is cus i dont know what red damage color is
but just because you have higher damage doesnt mean you'll always win, they have shields
red is the first one
then it goes blue then purple
then yelloworange then yelloworange with stars
the only "red" ive seen is with crits so 
Btw does Asylum block work the same way as Crusade one??
like...im at 175k HP
you can always just try out the boss and see if you do anything... if you cant then go lower boss and get more damage before going again
dont bother about asylum then
i cant even survive a single hit so yeah
Jodoc
you need to attack faster
Why ya name silly
if you cant one shot him then you have a problem though
speaking of levelling
i shud probably ascend...
last ascend was like 700 AP
this ascend is gonna be 14k AP
π
I lost count of how many times I read that
Not ascemding till info is fixed gang
Welcome back Ashley
Heya
Pee sea 
Pre
eee sea pee sea
@dawn nova 
ol ashley
ap and bp screens are bugged on pc
ive only ascended like, 3 times now
De bug
Android gang
Sorru kart
sndroid gsng
Android gang
first ascension was 100 AP. second ascension was like, 300-500 AP i think. last ascension was 700 AP
2poor4android
i can actually see that being a thing as an emoji though
and this one will be 14k
the whole pc ios andriod thing
Imagine not getting qq acend points
if you move to android you will reach your point sooner than any fix to that, this is not a joke btw
imagine only getting half a trillion like jodoc
Last ascension I had was for about 15k. This one gonna be 100k min.
Yeah who knows when pc gonna get fixed

just oughta figure out where i want to dump all my gold first
static rember that Squilla guy I told you?
hi
Uhhh
hes pretty close to get a 0 dmg run all bosses in ds1
Hi bray
Woah
Hi bray
Oh yeahhhh
Wow
I remember now
Anyone who can no damage ds got me like π©
it'll be the worlds first tho
yes it will
there are others
No dmg ds runs have already been done
0 damge is not the same as No Hits
Somebody did the entire series no damage
mhm
If he failed, he'd restart from ds1
yup
thats cool
it was happy hob, it was no hits
Ds1 speedruns make the game look so ez lmao
Yeah once you figure out iframes
hmm
Jodoc rebranding himself
Funny thing: the pushups guy in the gym at maxed speed is constanty smashing his head against the floor. And gains stamina this way
For copyright matters please contact us at: copymanager.mn@gmail.com
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The life of Shaolin monks is a hard path to spiritual and physical self-improvement. On this path, they have to face many challenges and undergo exhausting training based...
sounds like something a bot would say
so I just watched that 0 damge video, guys uses teardrop ring
fall dmg counts as damage
Shaolin masters are easy to beat
Sounds like semantics to me
@tame sparrow using a gun??
You just have to take windage and the Coriolis effect in to account before firing
if u think a Shaolin Master is unbeatable u haven't met 
your health cant go bellow initial max, Squilla lost a run bcs he missclicked a ring that makes your max hp go 20% lower
what a weenie
the other videos are single fights so eh
could either mean he cut the video just for that fight or he got to that fight and removed everything and made it look like he got there with nothing
or hes thrown it all away to fight them with nothing
Semantics
its not a speedrun, it doesnt has strict rules, but you cant cut anything from the footage
yes english has them
whens it gonna be time for seWOMANtics
π
π΄ββοΈ
oh man hes close to Gwin
are you watching a stream or someting or a video
come watch https://www.twitch.tv/squillakilla/
Ye
damn he actually did it
omgomgomgomgomg
grats
hes been trying this run for so long dude, thats so great
Was farming the card but that seems to be even better
Is it better than leech build for trekking progress tho??
no his attack is bad
Ok
Imagine using leech in trekking
well this new phone is apparently a lot faster
Gg p4
@frail cedar imagine not using leech in trekking
imagine not trekking at all
Imagine pinging @frail cedar
@frail cedar .3.
π
Congratulations, you outplayed yourself
?
@frail cedar nudes plz
Kk
wow
hot damn
That's clothed
wait
I mean half naked is nudes
are you the white girl or the black one
That's just chocolate sauce
oh its blackface
I'm gonna answer jodoc's question in general, yeah, my friend that drew this for me used a desert pyro and my actual face as reference
did your friend get laid
I didn't ask her lmao
first ever 0 damage gsng, fck semantics
Teehees gain so much hp as you go through them
cough
Wanna get rid of heart combo though. Probably for bonus vesseld or base travel distance
oh i was waiting for a response and never got one
I forgot i changed my nickname to that
0 damage gsng
Lmfao
my pp
Literally hit the character limit
your bad sense of humor
he cant get laid because of it
Wait
grody
I got the golden boy
YEah my wife's like "oh bby gimme the tentacle"
Uhm
when she wants you to do a hentai move
Hot
Hentai is great
owo
Ngl
Boi
teehee 63 has infinite hp
So many
i.e. a bit over 179T 11*
Wendy's or Domino's?
yo
Oy
This is probably the wrong place to ask
This isnt about the game
Anyone who does any mobile programming
Resume
What are some good engines to use?
Very very well
Unreal 4 isn't too expensive.
Im looking to do something 2d
A lot of popular 2d platformers were made in unity
RPGMaker
Maybe a top down style
Ooh true rdi
90% of indie App Store for iOS runs off unity
And unlike Unity, it comes with a lot of resources.
Is there any royalties they take for unity?
Required to credit them in the opening sequence at least
hey guys
Gotta pay dues
Otherwise the devs can sue the crap out of you.
Unreal is 5%
CryEngine has a lot of resources too.
And you can get the basic of it if you have the Crysis games.
And
Yknow i dont think thatll be a problem
if you get 99k from ur game just use 1k to buy unity pro
I mean once you make 100k, I don't think spending 1500 on the thing you made it with is much of a problem
Not trying to flex, but i have a self renewing professional license for udk, so
π
Oof
I have a professional unity license aswell π
Alien spittin fax
Im still stuck between unity and unreal
Unreal 4
@hollow garnet if you want professional quality, sink the money into unreal
It'll get you A LOT further
But if you can use unity
Go ham
imo unity is good if you aren't a studio of 600 people
Ye
But how would rotalties work
Unreal is... complicated
yeah
but unity is bad because it uses too much power of ur pc or phone
you give them a part of your revenue
I have the terms and conditions pulled up
But like
How would you give them their revenue
well I only use unity for cute little projects


i have a friend that uses unreal to make some pretty interesting scenes
yeah it can do some kewl stuff
Me and the homies reading the end user license agreement π³
im watching youtube, playing game and trying to look at discord
Don't do X or we'll shove our dicks so far in your ear you'll hear symphonic cheering
this is why i need a 2nd monitor
4TH ASCEND POG
i actually went and grabbed autoprogress for grasslands too. it was a nice QoL
You'll reach a point where you can rb and ascend in 20 seconds flat
It's fucking hilarious
and by that time it doesn't really matter
nothing really matters
Dear lava, recreation when
I'd like to know my damage amount again
ok
2812 McCarthy lane North Vancouver Canada, H8Q 2K6
Uh bray
π€
This server is really populated please don't share your address
but u wanna send phone
Yeah but there could be hundred of people who just saw that who might try to send oh i don't know, a pizza, or a mine
Like
Be careful man
oh ok
Time to send bray anthrax
Oml
or a pizza mine
true
pizza mine
can u guys swat me

hmm, third builder or another egg coupon
builder
lol
banbray6969
420lmao1337
andrew
Hm. quick question. does double smithing craft actually make cost scale slower?
or no
no
but it still becomes cheaper cus youre skipping half of the levels
but you save the cost of the second craft
so you save a bit over half
like Double A but have a usb port.
Bray
yes?
You wouldn't want to see my camera roll
I would
Since we're talking about crafting - how do bs pills work and do I have to craft them before taking double craft chance to work properly??
are there dicks in it
A few
arent those only used for the secret
Also I'm sad because i don't remember what the pot for bs pills do
you can craft them whenever, @dawn nova
you also dont need to craft them to unlock the secret
and they only give cost reduction if you have the aloof potion
ah
Thank alien
what the pot do
yes
@astral magnet seems like they are but I craft them and nothing happens
do u have 2 monitors?
x% crafting cost reduction per bs pill upto 25 pills
i use my tv as a 2nd monitor
is it like alot better than 1 monitor?
cuz im debating if i shud get a second one
but idk
there we go, had to go full damage, but I finally got 9* solar with the buff
26 pills - no effect. Probably am looking in the wrong place
I'd get a second one of the same size so it doesn't look weird
i mean i only use mine for gaming and videos so idk
aloof is one of the last godly potions
"cost reduction of common ingredients" refers to what, only crusading materials?
yes
thats a pretty nice card
the tinkering material tiers have names

