#off-topic-chat

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void spade
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it does at the bottom

frail cedar
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Awww cute!

golden ivy
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damnit

fading nymph
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Closer to knowing where Bray lives

golden ivy
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canada

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north vancouver

void spade
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Bray is underage that's weird Snow

golden ivy
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she is mom

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so its k

pearl oak
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I mean. I could prob find out if I had the want

wispy dagger
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in the united states under a false name of lavaflame2 in a signed poll

golden ivy
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do it jesus

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find my location

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pls

foggy thorn
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Andrew what is booster xp based on

fading nymph
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He needs rescued from his evil stepfather

golden ivy
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yeah]

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]

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]

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]

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]

pearl oak
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that would mean i cared enough to look

golden ivy
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]

frail cedar
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Bray

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You live on queens road, right?

fading nymph
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You could always send him a bag of dicks

frail cedar
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Sorry, W queeens

safe isle
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@foggy thorn idk, think you just get xp every time it's successful, not sure if the % matters or not

foggy thorn
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hm

quartz pier
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hi

foggy thorn
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could probably test it

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hey

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dest

quartz pier
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sorry for inactivity

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i mentioned it before

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still in florida on vacation

foggy thorn
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it's fine

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nothing went bad

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yet

pearl oak
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gunna visit static

frail cedar
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Dest is still #NitroGang even tho he died

void spade
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oh hi Dest!

foggy thorn
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oh yeah go visit static

void spade
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yeah come visit me

foggy thorn
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or static go visit dest

fading nymph
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||dicksbymail.com||

pearl oak
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would you like to sign a petition to make static mod

void spade
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it's just jr mod

fading nymph
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Jesus look at that spoiler

pearl oak
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no, purple mod

foggy thorn
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we scared him away :(

void spade
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there's a free jr mod spot now that bray self destructed

pearl oak
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and i seen it

wispy dagger
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gotta do the cooking by the book

pearl oak
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thats funny

fading nymph
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They make launchers too

pearl oak
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omg

fading nymph
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I don't know if that site sells it.

pearl oak
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now all i need is statics

void spade
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my what

pearl oak
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address

void spade
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no ty

fading nymph
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But I've received both nuts and dicks through the mail

golden ivy
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jesus

frail cedar
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Wut

pearl oak
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hahaha

tawdry seal
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-.-

golden ivy
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my discord spammed brackets

pearl oak
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its called ordering from Adam and Eve

void spade
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bray that was a while ago

golden ivy
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yeah

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I got timed out

fading nymph
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Nope. Walnuts and gummy worms shaped like dicks

frail cedar
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Hot

pearl oak
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hahaha

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thats funny as hell

autumn copper
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So, gummy penises.

pearl oak
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my mom came out as lez and i bought her a rainbow dick lolli from spencers

fading nymph
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Lmao

autumn copper
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What were the flavors? Salty and smegma?

frail cedar
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Oof

golden ivy
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thats not cool kanye

fading nymph
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Fruit flavors

wispy dagger
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jesus

pearl oak
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one gummy has a weeks fullfilment of protein

void spade
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yeezus*

wispy dagger
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theres a go jesus its your birthday shirt on that site

pearl oak
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i like Jesus memes

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jodoc has em.

foggy thorn
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ok so the % boost you get does matter for booster xp

pearl oak
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bring em on!

frail cedar
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Smegma

safe isle
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next person to say smegma gets muted

frail cedar
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Wow okay then

safe isle
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lmao

frail cedar
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Sorry for asking

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Jesus

foggy thorn
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smegma

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do it

wispy dagger
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muted

safe isle
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did it

frail cedar
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Imagine trying to ask a question and getting muted

pearl oak
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i mean...im tempted

safe isle
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i was kidding @frail cedar

foggy thorn
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ok but

wispy dagger
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lier

frail cedar
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I can't read sarcasm 😭😭

foggy thorn
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why does muted on work in certain channels

pearl oak
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is smeg ok to say?

frail cedar
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OH GOD

wispy dagger
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its okay ashley, just smack him with an iron skillet

frail cedar
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JESUS

foggy thorn
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wait no nvm

spare vapor
pearl oak
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im kidding

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i couldnt resist

foggy thorn
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am dumb

frail cedar
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Am gems

spare vapor
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check it

foggy thorn
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no

wispy dagger
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you like stealing pictures dont you duck

spare vapor
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check

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yes

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i lke

wispy dagger
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then wheres my upsidedown swimming duck as an emoji?

spare vapor
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hidden

golden ivy
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πŸ•΅

spare vapor
frail cedar
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I uhm... didn't realize pfp's could be animated

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Wtf

autumn copper
foggy thorn
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yes

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nitro

pearl oak
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duckEMOJI πŸ”«

wispy dagger
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you really not know?

foggy thorn
spare vapor
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only cool kids can do it

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aka nitro gang

pearl oak
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then why can you do it duck

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you aint cool

frail cedar
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Oof

spare vapor
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wait

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stop

frail cedar
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Gottem

spare vapor
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ill pay u to delete that

pearl oak
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how much

foggy thorn
spare vapor
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3 highfives

frail cedar
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3 nitros

golden ivy
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Hey gang

autumn copper
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3 penis shaped gummy worms.

spare vapor
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ah fuck

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him

pearl oak
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give static and ash nitro

spare vapor
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ight im out

foggy thorn
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no

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actually yes bye

pearl oak
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then ill delete

golden ivy
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Ok bye have fun duck! :)

foggy thorn
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@spare vapor also when are we brainstorming ideas for server

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cuz u said today

pearl oak
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lol, i have a way with making duck leave

foggy thorn
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and we did jack shit

spare vapor
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tmr when its not 12pm

foggy thorn
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shame

spare vapor
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not u @pearl oak

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its bray

golden ivy
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I make most people leave by showing up

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But that's ok

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:)

pearl oak
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oh, damn

void spade
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no people just make fun of u

pearl oak
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ill have to step up my game

golden ivy
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Well that's fine too :)

foggy thorn
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I have a perfect picture for this

golden ivy
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Show it :)

foggy thorn
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but I don't wanna start anything

void spade
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πŸ‘€

golden ivy
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Oh it's ok ! :)

void spade
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dm

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im tryna peek

foggy thorn
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probably have to find it first

frail cedar
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Kuaka

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I'll help you brainstorm

golden ivy
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Hi Ashley :)

foggy thorn
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I have like 2k images

pearl oak
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there we go

golden ivy
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:)

foggy thorn
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found it

golden ivy
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Would anyone want to see a picture of a cute cat? :)

void spade
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πŸ‘€

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yes bray I would

golden ivy
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Oh ok I have to find it, I have so many cute cats :)

wispy dagger
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hmm

void spade
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that was a weird cat

golden ivy
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Wrong one :(

wispy dagger
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i saw that before bray

frail cedar
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Ma, look at this fucken cat

void spade
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MA, THERE'S A POSSUM IN THE GARBAGE AGAIN

frail cedar
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Blink, mother fucker!

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approaches

screams

golden ivy
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I found it :)

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Well I'm going to go do happy things goodbye :)

void spade
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bye

pearl oak
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alright, how do i send something in a spoiler on pc

void spade
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uhhhh

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idk

golden ivy
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Click the button that says "mark as spoiler"

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When uploading

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:)

pearl oak
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...

golden ivy
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When you are in files and select a file it will show a popup including that button, and a box for your message. :)

pearl oak
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there we go

golden ivy
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Nice

pearl oak
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finally

void spade
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I'm glad you spent so much time to post that

golden ivy
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:)

pearl oak
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had to open discord on the web

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thats dumb

golden ivy
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It is a good picture, good job :)

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:)

pliant thunder
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any chances with getting this on steam?

foggy thorn
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nope

void spade
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probably not

pliant thunder
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one can dream

golden ivy
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:)

foggy thorn
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idk if he was trolling or not

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but

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maybe

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@pliant thunder

pearl oak
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lets make this a 2021 goal

foggy thorn
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no no

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2020 first

pearl oak
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we already are still waiting on the next update

pliant thunder
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oooo, yes that'd be nice seeing as im playing other phone games while on pc :|

pearl oak
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wasnt that supposed to be out already kuaka

foggy thorn
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what

pearl oak
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the new pachinko event update

golden ivy
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Kuaka

pearl oak
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"soon" after this last update

golden ivy
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How has your day been today?

foggy thorn
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the pachi thing was meant to be in 4.1

pearl oak
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meant to be

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well, whens 4.1 comin

foggy thorn
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we already have 4.1

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._.

void spade
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😦

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guys what should I do for my bday

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it's comin up and I haven't really planned anything

pearl oak
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get laid

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i mean, thats what i would do

void spade
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okay but I can do that whenever

pearl oak
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i personally like to go out for stakes

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i usually get a nice little hat

void spade
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yeah good idea, steak and being able to order a beer would be sick

pearl oak
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and yes, i know what i said

void spade
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this is my last birthday that matters in terms of me getting more freedom and stuff, so I wanna do smth cool

pearl oak
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then go to a strip club

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can never go wrong with that

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even my wife enjoys going to them with me

void spade
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I might try to find a concert or smth

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I haven't gone to one in a year or so

ashen orbit
pearl oak
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what concert you wanna see

void spade
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Fun fact: I have a pair of converse signed by Duck Wrth

Idk a rap show. Those are rly energetic and fun

pearl oak
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hmmmm

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do a search

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see if anyone is playin near you

void spade
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Yea there's always stuff in Orlando

pearl oak
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and how far is that from you

void spade
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Uhhh like an hour or 2

pearl oak
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where you from?

void spade
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Jacksonville, Southside

pearl oak
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aha! now all i gotta do is get a little more info and its dicks in the mail

void spade
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LOL

pearl oak
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now, i need to complete this form, may i have your street number and address

void spade
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No lmao

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If i win card contest I'll give you my address

pearl oak
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mmmhmmm

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ima hold you to that

void spade
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Screenshot it

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Im srs

pearl oak
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its ss

golden ivy
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Good night :)

patent osprey
wispy dagger
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hmm

ashen orbit
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oof rip lol

dawn jewel
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I hope my death makes more cents than my life.

tame sparrow
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Bray got demodded

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why for

frank moth
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demonetized

pearl oak
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Damn. Almost to the defiled Kings rank.

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This sucks. Lol

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Trying to make move up to tee hee by February

wispy dagger
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vad he left and rejoined the server

pearl oak
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That drops you?

wispy dagger
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removes all roles

pearl oak
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Oh demodded was said.

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I thought he meant demoted.

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Oh yea. It's time for bed. 1am here and fading. Can't even read right. Lol

wispy dagger
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shleep well o/

pearl oak
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Shit. I'ma try. See y'all tomorrow

frank moth
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i got 26 in hoops yes

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i see improvement

wispy dagger
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now get 27

tawdry seal
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I got 33 before lava threw the ball straight up off screen somehow

wispy dagger
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not gonna lie.. mines kinda low at 30

tawdry seal
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Oof

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I will say it’s way easier to play it on tablet

wispy dagger
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not sure how that changes anything... buuuut okay maybe bigger screen better

steep thunder
fading nymph
mighty shadow
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Furry bob? owo

twin hound
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Well, I'm just now learning it's possible to selectively farm for specific star cards

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Tab out to let a card shower build up

tame sparrow
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You can also just pull your menu bar down for ~20 seconds and then when you whip it back up, card shower

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Since pulling the menu bar down suspends the app

twin hound
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Oh?

tame sparrow
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...yes?

twin hound
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Well, tabbing out allows me to chat on discord, among other things

wispy dagger
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but you only need to count 10-15-20 seconds then go back.. not much talk time

twin hound
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I don't have a capped attack speed yet

ashen orbit
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oof

twin hound
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At most in 20 seconds, I'd get 3 cards

ashen orbit
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rip lol

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offline it gives a shit ton more

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dw

twin hound
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Needed to kill time while I wait for my last potion to finish researching before I rebirth

sick ridge
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Did anyone else's android game just crash? Because I lost my save and things seem bugged like, the raid screen showing I unlocked the demon but not allowing me to click on it.

snow hedge
ashen orbit
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I've been letting Crusade battles run for nearly an hour and I only have 5/10 of the new cards, I'm sad ;w;

elder crown
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i would love a screen to see all my bounses i have on this game

ashen orbit
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same, i suggested something like it but nothing yet AquaCry

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well, you can see your battle bonuses

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in your fighting screen

elder crown
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i can't screen still bugged on pc for me

ashen orbit
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oof rippu

elder crown
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same with the ascen and rebirth

ashen orbit
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pc is very buggy huh

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oof

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so you don't know how many times you have ascended?

elder crown
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i have no idea how much dp or bp i will get or how much stuff costs to upgrade

ashen orbit
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ap*

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oof

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that sucks

elder crown
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yeah

wispy dagger
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thats why you read the screens they're on

elder crown
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what screens

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and now i'm not sure if my tunnels have bugged

ashen orbit
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oof

elder crown
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good bug

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i can jump and extract a secound later to get 3 star low bags

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brown bags

arctic badge
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Hello

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I'm back from a 3 hour sleep

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I hate my life

tame sparrow
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You should sleep some more

twin hound
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Time to ignore everything else and grind ap

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Now up to 40/hour

tame sparrow
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40k?

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40m?

twin hound
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40.ascensions an hour

tame sparrow
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Ohhh

twin hound
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Between the grasslands run time, waiting for the skip button, and navigating menus, it's about 1 minute 30 seconds per run

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Earning some 200ish ap per run

tame sparrow
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200...k?

twin hound
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~9k ap/hour, getting better numbers

odd pivot
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Are you in early game?

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Cuz it's not worth it

twin hound
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Yes

tame sparrow
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Yeah you're just wasting your time right now

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200AP is nothing

twin hound
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I still don't see it that way

odd pivot
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Just do one good run and you'll get 200k ap

twin hound
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At what point is ap grinding not a waste of time?

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One good run will not net me 200k

tame sparrow
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It doesn't matter which way you see it, mathematically you're completely wasting your time. You'll gain AP much faster by working towards getting higher starting skill levels so you can get resources really quick

twin hound
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I don't have enough ap gain to get that much

odd pivot
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I don't even need to acsend rn

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Have everything maxed

tame sparrow
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You need to work on farming and contracts

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get them potions up, and get some contracts done

odd pivot
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Have you at least reached mountains?

twin hound
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Plus, I'd like to get some tickets for the next time I do go a while without ascending

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I've made it to the bog

left reef
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what do you mean with maxed? i get like 16QQ each ascend, and i dont have 'everything maxed'

ashen orbit
left reef
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wtf dude

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what is the use of doing that actually?

odd pivot
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With that I mean that acsention perks almost gives no bonus @left reef

twin hound
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Ap coupons

tame sparrow
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regardless of everything else, grinding the way you're doing it is definitely wasting your time compared to working on literally anything else

twin hound
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For one

odd pivot
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If you're on bog then you can get much better runs

ashen orbit
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pet tank, gives x damage time number of ascension

left reef
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yitu, you'd be surprised πŸ˜„

odd pivot
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It's a total waste

twin hound
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Not if I don't have the necessary damage

ashen orbit
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but yeah, grinding is only worth it if it takes seconds to unlock it

odd pivot
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How can you not have the nessesery damage

twin hound
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I want to pump a fair bit of AP into strength

ashen orbit
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like, it takes me like 3 seconds to kill key master

odd pivot
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Then do one single good run and upgrade it

twin hound
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Several days later....

odd pivot
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What do you mean not enough damage

ashen orbit
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oof

odd pivot
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Still faster than what you're doing rn

ashen orbit
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that it takes too long to kill the next monster?

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but yeah, grinding is not worth it at this point tbh

tame sparrow
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I mean, what the fuck do I know, though. I only played the game every day for an entire year. Good luck.

odd pivot
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If you have reached bog you should be able to defeat flatclot

twin hound
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There's no way I would have reached 15b blue on my last rebirth

tame sparrow
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Time to start working on my dissertation about how boatfuckers are no different than furries.

twin hound
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To pass through bog

ashen orbit
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lol

odd pivot
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Then rebirth instead of acsend

ashen orbit
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look just get better mining and craft more shit

odd pivot
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Work in farming

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Get the potion named transfusion

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Level other potions

twin hound
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What level is that potion again?

odd pivot
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Transfusion is demonic

twin hound
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Yeah.... That'd take me way more than a few days to get

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Weeks, I'd imagine

odd pivot
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Potions doesn't reset

ashen orbit
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^

twin hound
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Yes, but levels do, on rebirth

odd pivot
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Potion levels don't

ashen orbit
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so?

odd pivot
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Only Apo level do

twin hound
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Plus rebirth is needed to reach higher level potions easier

paper shore
odd pivot
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And if you have brew a potion you don't need the level requirment

paper shore
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Dope

twin hound
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Uhhh, yes, you do

ashen orbit
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potions stay, potion levels stay, even if your potion level requirement is 120 but your apo is like 2 the potion still works

odd pivot
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Yes

ashen orbit
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no you don't

twin hound
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Can't level up the potion without the needed level for it

ashen orbit
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you can discover the potion

odd pivot
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Send me some screenshot to explain the situation pls

ashen orbit
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it still works even if you don't have the brew level tho

twin hound
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A lv1 potion...

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Are the benefits of a level 1 potion really that game changing?

odd pivot
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πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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LEVEL IT

ashen orbit
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no but if you grind it a bit and brew it up it gets better

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AND THE POTION LEVEL STAYS

odd pivot
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^^^!!!

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The potion DOES NOT GO TO LV1 IF YOU REBIRTH

twin hound
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Transfusion needs lv100 to level it...

odd pivot
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THEN GET LV 100

tame sparrow
ashen orbit
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lol, nice cat

odd pivot
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As long as the cauldron brews anything even without the material you get xp

ashen orbit
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^

odd pivot
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If you leveld it up to like lv50 and you have health you can pass bog

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It's really game changing

ashen orbit
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just put on your highest potion available, you don't need to have the mats

odd pivot
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And stop spamming that acsend button

ashen orbit
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yes that's my job, leave me and my 1.8k+ ascensions alone

twin hound
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Look, we all are seeing this game differently... I've only been playing a couple weeks, you guys are mid/end game

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I see no waste of effort in what I'm doing

odd pivot
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Bog is counted mid game

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It is a waste tho

ashen orbit
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wait is it really?

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huh

odd pivot
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YOU'RE IN BOG YOU CAN GET 500K AP RUNS

twin hound
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Like fucking hell I can

ashen orbit
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lol

odd pivot
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Maybe 50k

twin hound
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By all means, enlighten me on how I can possibly get 500k ap runs, and how long it would take

odd pivot
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Do you have the defiled pig secret?

twin hound
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Yes

ashen orbit
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oh yeah then it's easy

odd pivot
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Craft egimatc booster and ap coin

tame sparrow
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So who do you guys think lava's anime waifu is? I asked him earlier but he wouldn't tell me

odd pivot
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That ap+ coin

twin hound
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I'd need hundreds of each to get it that high

odd pivot
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Do you have infinity forge?

twin hound
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I don't have 10b ore/minute speeds

odd pivot
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Level up the miner

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You can click the miner to upgrade it

left reef
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lol i cant even craft anything that is not a construction craft

twin hound
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Well no shit

odd pivot
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And level up the potions that gives you more ores!!!

twin hound
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There's only so much gold can do

ashen orbit
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if you need more ores then consider getting a mining deck

twin hound
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So at what point into a rebirth does refractium and Godshard become disposable enough to get 50k ap fast?

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Plus the fish needed for them

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....... Oh wait, I did recently get the rebirth perk for mining and fishing

odd pivot
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The fish shouldnt be a problem

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Max out the rebirth perk

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Dump ALL THE BP into that perk

twin hound
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That'll take some time

odd pivot
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It's really top priority

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It's a idle game after all it will take some time

twin hound
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Should I prioritize the copper ascension perk too?

odd pivot
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But probably the best solution you have here

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Yes

ashen orbit
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tfw you maxed out the whole tree in one rebirth

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yes, copper ascension perk, gold

twin hound
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Well in the time this argument has gone on, my unoptimized ass has gotten 4k ap..... So, let's look into making some optimizations
Or...
Should I sleep on it and have much more to spend in the morning?

ashen orbit
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first optimise, then sleep

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you know ascending doesn't reset mining

twin hound
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It does reset the level, though

ashen orbit
#

well, ores

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so?

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just don't use all of them up at once

tame sparrow
ashen orbit
#

defenestrate yourself

twin hound
#

I should look into what's available to me in djinn tier crafting

ashen orbit
#

what's your base mining level?

odd pivot
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Craft the trinket

twin hound
#

Base mining is 65

ashen orbit
#

then you can definitely craft enigmatic boosters from the start, i doubt you can do ap coin tho

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still, doing booster is great

distant siren
#

im now in crystal brewing speed

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are there more brewing speed tinker equips than the bloody veins one?

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wrong chat

fossil badge
#

do we know if hes gonna add something to control all spelunkers at once?

chilly prawn
#

I barely touch the game anymore waiting for the new decks and link. Wish lava could give iOS the attention

wispy dagger
#

it could just as well be that apple hasnt approved it yet

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clam down

lavish umbra
#

Timeframe at least would be good

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It isn’t submitted, lava would say something

fossil badge
#

are you maxed everything currently?

lavish umbra
#

Probably next update

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For Android

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He’s waiting on the cards for now

It isn’t game breaking but some idea of when would be nice, I know they are all different systems with different bugs

fossil badge
#

why is new decks gonna bring you back to the game lol

distant siren
#

hmm

fleet ivy
#

Got it

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Finally lol

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All 15s

fossil badge
#

wtf is this

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cool?

distant siren
#

heres a better question

#

what the fuck did you do to your gems

fossil badge
#

? im pc

errant forge
#

Lucky patcher

distant siren
#

yeah probably

fossil badge
#

lucky patcher?

errant forge
#

You don't know about lucky patcher?

fossil badge
#

no?

woven apex
#

Doubt you could get that much with Lucky patcher since purchases are capped at some point

fossil badge
#

im pc how does that not explain it lol everyone has infinite gems etc

woven apex
#

I know, I was referring to Ondra

errant forge
#

Purchases are capped?

frank moth
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i have 19 ap and i cant upgrade with a cost of 19 thanks game

woven apex
#

Lucky Patcher "patches" out in-app purchases giving them for free

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!rounding

raw folioBOT
#

Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!

woven apex
#

Yes Ondra

ashen orbit
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damm i was about to do it

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lol

woven apex
#

I am speed

ashen orbit
#

you are

frank moth
#

hi speed

ashen orbit
#

im big slow

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where do you get your speed from tho?

frank moth
#

level 101 speed

fossil badge
#

your trying to say i paid for this many gems? lmao

woven apex
#

No, Lucky patchers gives those purchases for free

ashen orbit
#

you trying to say you have money? Lmao

woven apex
#

So you get the gems without money

fossil badge
#

if your gonna exploit something like that why not just save edit anyway

woven apex
#

But because purchases are capped it's clear that you didn't use Lucky Patcher

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Not all games have a save edit possiblity

ashen orbit
#

lol

fossil badge
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i just used the autosend balls for a couple days

ashen orbit
#

tfw you ran out or green star card overflow and now need to start grinding cards again for a week

distant siren
#

rip

woven apex
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Oof

fleet ivy
#

Pet passives worked multiplicatively on pc only so he got tons of pachi balls and gems

ashen orbit
#

lol

fleet ivy
#

There, we're all caught up now :p

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Also hey camp lol

ashen orbit
#

lol yup

fossil badge
#

πŸ‘‹ long time no see

ashen orbit
#

i want more balls AquaCry

fleet ivy
#

Ask a doctor

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Or go to certain clubs

ashen orbit
#

lol

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#idleskillingbdsmclub

fossil badge
#

sadly still cant speed through building :/

ashen orbit
#

oof, rio

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rip

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same

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mama mia would take me 40 days

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big cry

fossil badge
#

its brew speed?

wispy dagger
#

turtles have feathers

ashen orbit
#

yoss

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i need brewing speed

fossil badge
#

can we get to 10 star damage now?

ashen orbit
#

lol no

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maybe

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but no

golden ivy
#

yes

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i've seen people with visual cap

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like kuaka for one

fleet ivy
#

I really need to rebirth so I can see what I can really achieve lol

#

It's such a chore though

#

I don't think I've rebirthed since the mastery update was released

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@golden ivy rebirth for me and let me know when I'm back to around the same point again, thanks bro

golden ivy
#

sure thing buddy

twin hound
#

Alright, enough ap grinding for now... 6 coupons and enough ap for the fishing/mining tperk will suffice

#

Back to normal play

#

Satisfied?

snow hedge
#

we can not get to 10 star dmg as there are only 9 stars

ashen orbit
#

maybe.. we can get thicc star damage?

drowsy dock
#

Oof I finally made it to Tee hee and I got 1* cool cash xD

#

Eyo

snow hedge
#

Hello back

void spade
#

Hi funny!

astral magnet
#

Morning pps

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I just had another idea for a table πŸ‘€

snow hedge
#

where is the announcement funny

#

I've been waiting for minutes

astral magnet
#

Yeah where

distant siren
#

@fleet ivy you should seriously rebirth

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i rebirth not very often but every time i do i just get back to where i was after a day or so

fleet ivy
#

Lol I think you misunderstand what point I'm at in the game

void spade
#

Yeah Dudes just rebirth. Smh such a n00b mod

fleet ivy
#

Lol, sorry sir. Right away sir

void spade
#

But yeah you'd lose all your pre botany nerf stuff. That'd be rough

livid lava
#

hahaha ya like I did not rebirthed maybe for month or so ?

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like pff

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but I have to for that last frecking contract

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and it is pain to do everything once more

golden ivy
#

You lose all your certo multipliers from rebirth, right?

red cobalt
#

You mean the one for killing asylum bosses at bells whatevers?

fleet ivy
#

Yeah the biggest thing I'd lose is my level like 130 botany pot lol

red cobalt
#

Not bothered with that one yet either.

void spade
#

@golden ivy yeah cause you don't have any of the resources anymore

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I also need to do the asylum boss contract

golden ivy
#

Glad i made that suggestion then yeehaw

red cobalt
#

I see no point in doing it until I finish the stardmg one tbh

void spade
#

^^^

red cobalt
#

Not like I need the merits

#

And I need every single key for getting cards/bosspets anyway.

gleaming patio
red cobalt
#

Still not gotten a single regular bosspet apart from king...

livid lava
#

same asylum boss contract huh

golden ivy
#

How am I supposed to ramp up my BP gain to the trillions anyway? I have a bunch of stuff in construction locked up and I see no reasonable way of getting to it

red cobalt
#

Regular as in, not sentinel R or B

golden ivy
#

I'm like 3000 tickets into theater bosses but not a single theater-only pet, as well

red cobalt
#

I don't even want to know how many tickets or keys I've spent on trying to get bosspets, lol

#

And I've been going at it since pets released on android.

#

Got King fairly early though

golden ivy
#

Yea same, 3000 was the estimation based off the break I took and the amount of tickets it gave me back

red cobalt
#

Sentinel B twice, Sentinel R once.

golden ivy
#

It'd probably be faster to buy green eggs at this point

livid lava
#

I did not get any asylum bosspets.... everything is hyper egs

red cobalt
#

4 hyper egg coupons, not a single bosspet

livid lava
#

I did get some raid pets.. but like half of them

#

do you reset ?

red cobalt
#

Do I what

golden ivy
#

3 sentinel Rs and no blues hahaha

red cobalt
#

Savescum?

#

No

livid lava
#

oh

red cobalt
#

I.. could have gotten a bosspet

#

If the mastery bundle had not bugged out.

livid lava
#

Iand oh boi I am trying to get last king card for like 2 weeks and still nothing

#

bugget out _?

red cobalt
#

And I had zero luck with the two hyper egg coupons I bought with the gems lava reimbursed me with.

#

yeah bugged as in didn't get the bosspet

void spade
#

I got ent from that bundle :/

livid lava
#

I got one

void spade
#

But I've savescummed most of the boss pets i need by now

#

Except for occ

red cobalt
#

Something something I had to reverify my visa card and did it during the purchase.. which made me have to use restore purchase to get the gems and x2 mastery

#

but not a bosspet

livid lava
#

oh like from bundle I just used them, never knew savescum existed

#

pff

#

now have at least 2 asylum pets from hyper eggs.. my luck is terrible

red cobalt
#

Not as terrible as mine.

#

Still need to get puppet ball ---> almighty though

livid lava
#

I do not have that one too

#

I gave up on that

red cobalt
#

Managed to get fungo and chaos beast fairly close after eachother.

#

Before that it took ages to get chaos beast.

#

er.. fungo

golden ivy
#

Stuck on puppet ball as well...

red cobalt
#

Not stuck on puppet ball, stuck on getting puppet ball πŸ˜›

#

Still at chaos beast.

#

Just meaning I need the entire line of pets from puppet ball to almighty

void spade
#

Puppet ball = entertainer?

#

Or is that something diff

void spade
#

Okay yea smth else

livid lava
#

lol even on entertainer

red cobalt
#

As in non-boss/unique pets

livid lava
#

puppet ball dropped from hyper egg, but that is just waste

void spade
#

I'm on that mushroom dude with a spear

void spade
#

Yeah him

#

Just got to him

red cobalt
#

Been too lazy to hatch pets for an entire day

#

Need to do it now πŸ˜›

#

Oh yeah, almost forgot to put on my pet tinkering deck..

#

as if chances aren't low enough with it on

#

stupid bug

astral magnet
#

LMAO okay so i did find 1 error in my table

red cobalt
#

0.75% for getting puppet ball atm.

#

In your table?

livid lava
#

0,23%

#

boi

astral magnet
#

i put the wooden spear in the wrong cell

pliant schooner
#

yeah ur "wooden spear"

red cobalt
#

"wrong hole fool"

#

-Ghetto blasters

pliant schooner
#

is that what u call it

red cobalt
#

Wait..

#

I think the original title is "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"

#

What a dumb title for a movie, even a dumb movie πŸ˜›

#

Ok, hilarious movie but still

#

The title is Ghettoblaster in Sweden πŸ˜›

void spade
#

I like Sweden title much more

#

Yooo did anyone listen to that new Eminem album?

#

Shit slaps

red cobalt
#

Same people that made scary movie etc.

#

No, when I heard "eminem just popped an album out of nowhere that nobody was expecting" I was like.. "meh, ok"

#

I mean, I can definitely listen to Eminem, I don't hate listening to Eminem but..

#

meh

void spade
#

This and Kamikaze are soooooooooo good

#

There's a few meh songs

#

But even more REALLY good songs

frank moth
#

i realized that my updates didnt auto download so uh

#

better hope its not too late now

red cobalt
#

For..?

void spade
#

@frank moth too late for what

red cobalt
#

For the free gifts?

frank moth
#

that windows 10 propaganda

void spade
#

Ohhh

red cobalt
#

Oh

void spade
#

Yeah no ur probably fine

#

I ignored it for a couple days

#

And am okau

frank moth
#

infact my cumulative updates havent downloaded yet

red cobalt
#

I think there is still some freely upgrade to windows 10 shenanigans going around.

void spade
#

inb4 20 botcoin miners installed on my pc already

#

Bitcoin*

pliant schooner
#

whats this about windows 10?

frank moth
#

there is a flaw so huge

red cobalt
#

Or you mean the security updats?

frank moth
#

makes windows updates even worse

void spade
#

NSA put out a notice tellin everyone to update NOWNOWNOWNOW

frank moth
#

it gives you malware aids

#

therefore not only interrupting your game, but also fuckin you up

red cobalt
#

Updated two days ago.

pliant schooner
#

well i will run hitmanpro see if anything pops up

red cobalt
#

There was also an update for firefox that was like "nownownownownow"

void spade
#

I mightve auto updated idek

red cobalt
#

Firefox even said "DUDE, update like now"

frank moth
#

i havent downloaded ANY UPDATE in january wow

void spade
#

How do you check your installed Windows updates?

frank moth
#

view update history in settings

pliant schooner
#

so should i update or not?

frank moth
#

do it

red cobalt
#

Yes?

pliant schooner
#

dont know how to see if it is updated

frank moth
#

just go to settings > windows update > view update history

#

or it should pop up in your "updates available" list

#

they went as far as adding a malicious software removal tool

#

you should be fine

void spade
#

Yeah nsa probably just tryna fear monger a bit so people would actually update since it's a pretty big vulnerability

#

And the general masses are very ignorant of updating their shit

frank moth
#

cmon cumulative update for windows 10 version 1903 for x64 based systems

#

whats taking you so long to reADy up

pliant schooner
#

ha i just hacked ur account

red cobalt
#

Didn't take me long.

pliant schooner
#

the malware is searching for saved bank data as i type

#

all ur base belong to us

frank moth
#

eat my malwarebytes

void spade
#

Malwarebytes 😩

frank moth
#

thanks for reminding me after half a year of not using my antivirus

#

brih

red cobalt
#

I can't remember the last time my AV found anything, or malwarebytes.

#

Then again, I am not downloading shady things from shady places anymore.

#

And firefox is more secure than it used to be.

void spade
#

πŸ‘€

pliant schooner
#

the last time for me was when i detected utorrent

red cobalt
#

Oh yeah, that temp file thing?

#

Or whatever

pliant schooner
#

the thing for getting things online

red cobalt
#

I don't mean utorrent, I mean some unneccesary file that utorrent had.

#

Also got rid of the ad thing in utorrent and utorrent still runs just fine.

pliant schooner
#

what ad thing?

red cobalt
#

There are normally ads in utorrent nowadays?

#

Unless you use utorrent pro

pliant schooner
#

not used it in a while

red cobalt
#

Don't know how I got rid of them but I did.

pliant schooner
#

are the ads in the app or in the download torrents

red cobalt
#

Might have blocked something in my fw.

#

removed some file or whatnot

formal oyster
#

I'm slowly comin' to a late game. Ez

#

2 months since i started

red cobalt
#

πŸ™‚

spare vapor
golden ivy
#

F2P?

bright juniper
#

Hi duck

formal oyster
#

I thought it'll take much longer time

bright juniper
#

Fish

formal oyster
#

Ofc f2p

golden ivy
#

Nice

bright juniper
#

The bois r offline :c

pliant schooner
#

u got all the ice cream and stuff

#

tbh they are pretty easy with the construstion now

formal oyster
#

Damn

#

I forgot about ice cream

spare vapor
#

Am duck

bright juniper
#

Is you duck, or is you aint?

pliant schooner
#

πŸ”₯ πŸ¦† πŸ—

red cobalt
#

So am I

#

We are all ducks in here

bright juniper
#

I'm fish

red cobalt
#

Except ash

#

We don't talk about ash

bright juniper
#

Fish is layf

#

Who who ash is he?

pliant schooner
#

πŸ”₯ 🐟 🍣

void spade
#

Rising im gonna call peta

pliant schooner
#

i will cook them too

bright juniper
#

Hi gonna call peta

#

I'm ash

golden ivy
#

Cooking fish doesn't make sushi...

pliant schooner
#

they didnt have a cooked fish reaction

bright juniper
#

Shushi is raw

#

Sushi

#

Sea shore

pliant schooner
#

yeah but i needed the fire to symbolise cooking

red cobalt
#

Dead ash = Sushi

#

No need for fire

bright juniper
#

dies

snow hedge
#

πŸ”ͺ 🐟 🍣

red cobalt
#

Better

pliant schooner
#

covers ash is batter and deep fries

bright juniper
#

Thay means no sushi

#

That

pliant schooner
#

i will have chips as a side as well

bright juniper
#

What the fuck does that even mean?

pliant schooner
#

FISH AND CHIPSSSSSSSSSSSS

void spade
#

Hey rising

livid lava
#

some good old carp and potato salad

void spade
#

Are you interested in hearing about the Make Static Jr Mod now that Bray self destructed movement?

spare vapor
#

Did you know there is a job in NYC called a "Professional cuddler"

pliant schooner
#

hi static

livid lava
#

I wanna that

red cobalt
#

Pro Cuddler

#

Sounds nice.

livid lava
#

I was some big hairy dude cuddle me

spare vapor
#

They make $15/hr

pliant schooner
#

is there food involved static

livid lava
#

oh fck ya

void spade
#

Uh

spare vapor
#

And it’s not considered ||prostitution||

bright juniper
#

Hi duck

spare vapor
#

They’re covers by the union

#

Hi

void spade
pliant schooner
#

static if u are elected as a mod i want a channel called #food-chat

void spade
#

I can try to make that happen

pliant schooner
#

you have my vote

livid lava
#

nah idk lord

#

idk if I should

bright juniper
#

Yes. FISH

void spade
#

I understand kvetko i won't pressure you

livid lava
#

why is there jr mod in ur name ?

bright juniper
#

No message in 2 minutes = chat dead

void spade
#

It's part of spreading awareness kvetko

#

Staticlord1 for jr mod

bright juniper
#

------ end of channel -------

void spade
#

------ start of channel ------

#

Hey guys what's up

bright juniper
#

Yay!

#

The chat is resurrected

livid lava
#

I am procrastinating today

void spade
#

Same

bright juniper
#

Hi procastinating

#

Im fish

livid lava
#

I should study, but nah, going to the pub with the bois

#

one day, lava should ban this

bright juniper
#

Dad jokes 4ever

neon edge
#

so i figured out why my stats are so low

rose blade
#

Fail

void spade
#

Whys that @neon edge

neon edge
#

after breaking smithing i dident acually buy any speed boosters

rose blade
#

It's supposed to be "hi procrastinating today"

void spade
#

LOL

#

It happens lol

bright juniper
#

Ok. I'm a failure. Banplz

spare vapor
pliant schooner
#

hmmm please no

neon edge
#

ok duck

lavish umbra
#

I didn’t buy any builder upgrades from iOS update til today because I’m blind apparently. Made huge gains today

pliant schooner
#

u know there is anpther way to get huge gains

spare vapor
#

The gym?

fleet ivy
#

πŸ’ͺ

pliant schooner
#

nah

spare vapor
#

Time hacking?

pliant schooner
#

let me tell u now

#

download this get huge gains

spare vapor
#

Here

#

Professional reddit maymay

void spade
#

R/dankmemes has really fallen in quality imo

spare vapor
#

Fr

void spade
#

So many bad memes to the few good ones

spare vapor
#

Ye

void spade
#

R/comedyheaven has become a favorite of mine instead

spare vapor
#

Just go to r/Pics

#

Even worse

livid lava
#

/AMA /AITA ugh good

#

those two

spare vapor
#

r/FiftyFifty

#

LOL

livid lava
#

but I mostly just stroll /b/ /g/ /adv/ on 4chan

golden ivy
#

Morning

spare vapor
#

I was on /b/ yesterday

livid lava
#

evening

spare vapor
#

I wasn’t disappointed

golden ivy
#

Don't ever talk about /b/

livid lava
#

/b/ is gem

spare vapor
#

/x/

livid lava
#

well it is not now

spare vapor
#

😳

livid lava
#

used to be

#

oh ya paranormal

#

that is good one too

spare vapor
#

When you see janny

pliant schooner
#

well what can i say except

spare vapor
#

Your welcome

livid lava
#

mostly there for cursed images and green txt

silk saffron
spare vapor
#

Cuz

#

Issa bean

red cobalt
#

Issa me, mario

golden ivy
#

You guys broke rule 1 of the internet

spare vapor
#

Hi rule 1 I’m duck

pliant schooner
#

never keep ur ip open

red cobalt
#

Never show your peepee in the open

pliant schooner
#

or people will slip right into ur backdoor

spare vapor
#

Wait

golden ivy
spare vapor
#

My pp out

silk saffron
#

The damage I do is reduced

I am sad

red cobalt
#

The damage you do, where?

golden ivy
#

You have an ice cream

spare vapor
#

Git gud

#

!dairy

raw folioBOT
#

Infinite perk locks and cosmic potions are locked behind completing ice cream in dairy aisle.

Each ice cream reduces your damage by ^2/(2+x), with x being which number ice cream you're on. The best way to increase your damage on an ice cream run is to craft facestompers, rubium dusters, djinnic trinkets, broken daggers, and galaxial slashers. If you forget any of these 5 items, you are severly hindering your potential damge.

red cobalt
#

Oh

#

That

bright juniper
#

Some

golden ivy
#

Where

#

Over the rainbow

red cobalt
#

Moar potions, moar infinity perks, moar pets

#

icecreams is gud

silk saffron
#

@golden ivyThanks
It was helpful

spare vapor
#

Too many words

#

Brain hurt

bright juniper
#

No

red cobalt
#

Some er breeze makes me feel fine

bright juniper
#

Brain hurt

#

That's how you do it

red cobalt
#

(yeah I know what it means)

bright juniper
#

Hi funny.

golden ivy
#

Some body once told me happy

void spade
#

God i love that no roles message. Such raw emotion

                I am sad
red cobalt
#

I wonder if the chart was made after some algorithm analyzed song lyrics

#

Because if someone did everything manually.. that would be really sad.

golden ivy
#

I think a small group of people did it manually

red cobalt
#

Then again, some er breeze..

#

Doesn't sound like some algorithm.

pliant schooner
#

heck

red cobalt
#

πŸ˜„

bright juniper
#

Did ngu won

#

Anything

spare vapor
#

Ngu

void spade
#

Nice!

bright juniper
#

Heck yeah

golden ivy
#

πŸŽ‰

worldly lichen
livid lava
#

can we get like free gems for that ?

opaque sigil
#

Duuuude I need more damage