#off-topic-chat
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Awww cute!
damnit
Closer to knowing where Bray lives
Bray is underage that's weird Snow
I mean. I could prob find out if I had the want
in the united states under a false name of lavaflame2 in a signed poll
Andrew what is booster xp based on
He needs rescued from his evil stepfather
that would mean i cared enough to look
]
You could always send him a bag of dicks
Sorry, W queeens
@foggy thorn idk, think you just get xp every time it's successful, not sure if the % matters or not
hm
hi
gunna visit static
Dest is still #NitroGang even tho he died
oh hi Dest!
oh yeah go visit static
yeah come visit me
or static go visit dest
||dicksbymail.com||
would you like to sign a petition to make static mod
it's just jr mod
Jesus look at that spoiler
no, purple mod
we scared him away :(
there's a free jr mod spot now that bray self destructed
and i seen it
gotta do the cooking by the book
thats funny
They make launchers too
omg
I don't know if that site sells it.
now all i need is statics
my what
address
no ty
But I've received both nuts and dicks through the mail
jesus
Wut
hahaha
-.-
my discord spammed brackets
its called ordering from Adam and Eve
bray that was a while ago
Nope. Walnuts and gummy worms shaped like dicks
Hot
So, gummy penises.
my mom came out as lez and i bought her a rainbow dick lolli from spencers
Lmao
What were the flavors? Salty and smegma?
Oof
thats not cool kanye
Fruit flavors
jesus
one gummy has a weeks fullfilment of protein
yeezus*
theres a go jesus its your birthday shirt on that site
ok so the % boost you get does matter for booster xp
bring em on!
Smegma
next person to say smegma gets muted
Wow okay then
lmao
muted
did it
Imagine trying to ask a question and getting muted
i mean...im tempted
i was kidding @frail cedar
ok but
lier
I can't read sarcasm ππ
why does muted on work in certain channels
is smeg ok to say?
OH GOD
its okay ashley, just smack him with an iron skillet
JESUS
wait no nvm
am dumb
Am gems
check it
no
you like stealing pictures dont you duck
then wheres my upsidedown swimming duck as an emoji?
hidden
π΅


π«
you really not know?

Oof
Gottem
ill pay u to delete that
how much

3 highfives
3 nitros
Hey gang
3 penis shaped gummy worms.
give static and ash nitro
ight im out
then ill delete
Ok bye have fun duck! :)
lol, i have a way with making duck leave
and we did jack shit
tmr when its not 12pm
shame
oh, damn
no people just make fun of u
ill have to step up my game
Well that's fine too :)
I have a perfect picture for this
Show it :)
but I don't wanna start anything
π
Oh it's ok ! :)
probably have to find it first
Hi Ashley :)
I have like 2k images
there we go
:)
found it
Would anyone want to see a picture of a cute cat? :)
Oh ok I have to find it, I have so many cute cats :)
hmm
that was a weird cat
Wrong one :(
i saw that before bray
Ma, look at this fucken cat
MA, THERE'S A POSSUM IN THE GARBAGE AGAIN
bye
alright, how do i send something in a spoiler on pc
...
When you are in files and select a file it will show a popup including that button, and a box for your message. :)
Nice
finally
I'm glad you spent so much time to post that
:)
any chances with getting this on steam?
nope
probably not
one can dream
:)
lets make this a 2021 goal
we already are still waiting on the next update
oooo, yes that'd be nice seeing as im playing other phone games while on pc :|
wasnt that supposed to be out already kuaka
what
the new pachinko event update
Kuaka
"soon" after this last update
How has your day been today?
the pachi thing was meant to be in 4.1
π¦
guys what should I do for my bday
it's comin up and I haven't really planned anything
okay but I can do that whenever
yeah good idea, steak and being able to order a beer would be sick
and yes, i know what i said
this is my last birthday that matters in terms of me getting more freedom and stuff, so I wanna do smth cool
then go to a strip club
can never go wrong with that
even my wife enjoys going to them with me

what concert you wanna see
Fun fact: I have a pair of converse signed by Duck Wrth
Idk a rap show. Those are rly energetic and fun
Yea there's always stuff in Orlando
and how far is that from you
Uhhh like an hour or 2
where you from?
Jacksonville, Southside
aha! now all i gotta do is get a little more info and its dicks in the mail
LOL
now, i need to complete this form, may i have your street number and address
its ss
Good night :)
lol rounding http://prntscr.com/qpd9wf
hmm
oof rip lol
I hope my death makes more cents than my life.
demonetized
Damn. Almost to the defiled Kings rank.
This sucks. Lol
Trying to make move up to tee hee by February
vad he left and rejoined the server
That drops you?
removes all roles
Oh demodded was said.
I thought he meant demoted.
Oh yea. It's time for bed. 1am here and fading. Can't even read right. Lol
shleep well o/
Shit. I'ma try. See y'all tomorrow
now get 27
I got 33 before lava threw the ball straight up off screen somehow
not gonna lie.. mines kinda low at 30
not sure how that changes anything... buuuut okay maybe bigger screen better
So close...

Furry bob? owo
Well, I'm just now learning it's possible to selectively farm for specific star cards
Tab out to let a card shower build up
You can also just pull your menu bar down for ~20 seconds and then when you whip it back up, card shower
Since pulling the menu bar down suspends the app
Oh?
...yes?
Well, tabbing out allows me to chat on discord, among other things
but you only need to count 10-15-20 seconds then go back.. not much talk time
I don't have a capped attack speed yet
oof
At most in 20 seconds, I'd get 3 cards
Needed to kill time while I wait for my last potion to finish researching before I rebirth
Did anyone else's android game just crash? Because I lost my save and things seem bugged like, the raid screen showing I unlocked the demon but not allowing me to click on it.

I've been letting Crusade battles run for nearly an hour and I only have 5/10 of the new cards, I'm sad ;w;
i would love a screen to see all my bounses i have on this game
same, i suggested something like it but nothing yet 
well, you can see your battle bonuses
in your fighting screen
i can't screen still bugged on pc for me
oof rippu
same with the ascen and rebirth
i have no idea how much dp or bp i will get or how much stuff costs to upgrade
yeah
thats why you read the screens they're on
oof
You should sleep some more
40.ascensions an hour
Ohhh
Between the grasslands run time, waiting for the skip button, and navigating menus, it's about 1 minute 30 seconds per run
Earning some 200ish ap per run
200...k?
~9k ap/hour, getting better numbers
Yes
I still don't see it that way
Just do one good run and you'll get 200k ap
It doesn't matter which way you see it, mathematically you're completely wasting your time. You'll gain AP much faster by working towards getting higher starting skill levels so you can get resources really quick
I don't have enough ap gain to get that much
You need to work on farming and contracts
get them potions up, and get some contracts done
Have you at least reached mountains?
Plus, I'd like to get some tickets for the next time I do go a while without ascending
I've made it to the bog
what do you mean with maxed? i get like 16QQ each ascend, and i dont have 'everything maxed'
lol, ah yes, i remember ascension grinding
With that I mean that acsention perks almost gives no bonus @left reef
Ap coupons
regardless of everything else, grinding the way you're doing it is definitely wasting your time compared to working on literally anything else
For one
If you're on bog then you can get much better runs
pet tank, gives x damage time number of ascension
yitu, you'd be surprised π
It's a total waste
Not if I don't have the necessary damage
but yeah, grinding is only worth it if it takes seconds to unlock it
How can you not have the nessesery damage
I want to pump a fair bit of AP into strength
like, it takes me like 3 seconds to kill key master
Then do one single good run and upgrade it
Several days later....
What do you mean not enough damage
oof
Still faster than what you're doing rn
that it takes too long to kill the next monster?
but yeah, grinding is not worth it at this point tbh
I mean, what the fuck do I know, though. I only played the game every day for an entire year. Good luck.
If you have reached bog you should be able to defeat flatclot
There's no way I would have reached 15b blue on my last rebirth
Time to start working on my dissertation about how boatfuckers are no different than furries.
To pass through bog
lol
Then rebirth instead of acsend
look just get better mining and craft more shit
What level is that potion again?
Transfusion is demonic
Potions doesn't reset
^
Yes, but levels do, on rebirth
Potion levels don't
so?
Only Apo level do
Plus rebirth is needed to reach higher level potions easier

And if you have brew a potion you don't need the level requirment
Dope
Uhhh, yes, you do
potions stay, potion levels stay, even if your potion level requirement is 120 but your apo is like 2 the potion still works
Yes
no you don't
Can't level up the potion without the needed level for it
you can discover the potion
Send me some screenshot to explain the situation pls
it still works even if you don't have the brew level tho
no but if you grind it a bit and brew it up it gets better
AND THE POTION LEVEL STAYS
Transfusion needs lv100 to level it...
THEN GET LV 100
lol, nice cat
As long as the cauldron brews anything even without the material you get xp
^
If you leveld it up to like lv50 and you have health you can pass bog
It's really game changing
just put on your highest potion available, you don't need to have the mats
And stop spamming that acsend button
yes that's my job, leave me and my 1.8k+ ascensions alone
Look, we all are seeing this game differently... I've only been playing a couple weeks, you guys are mid/end game
I see no waste of effort in what I'm doing
YOU'RE IN BOG YOU CAN GET 500K AP RUNS
Like fucking hell I can
lol
Maybe 50k
By all means, enlighten me on how I can possibly get 500k ap runs, and how long it would take
Do you have the defiled pig secret?
Yes
oh yeah then it's easy
Craft egimatc booster and ap coin
So who do you guys think lava's anime waifu is? I asked him earlier but he wouldn't tell me
I'd need hundreds of each to get it that high
Do you have infinity forge?
I don't have 10b ore/minute speeds
lol i cant even craft anything that is not a construction craft
Well no shit
And level up the potions that gives you more ores!!!
There's only so much gold can do
if you need more ores then consider getting a mining deck
So at what point into a rebirth does refractium and Godshard become disposable enough to get 50k ap fast?
Plus the fish needed for them
....... Oh wait, I did recently get the rebirth perk for mining and fishing
The fish shouldnt be a problem
Max out the rebirth perk
Dump ALL THE BP into that perk
That'll take some time
Should I prioritize the copper ascension perk too?
Well in the time this argument has gone on, my unoptimized ass has gotten 4k ap..... So, let's look into making some optimizations
Or...
Should I sleep on it and have much more to spend in the morning?
It does reset the level, though
defenestrate yourself
I should look into what's available to me in djinn tier crafting
what's your base mining level?
Craft the trinket
Base mining is 65
then you can definitely craft enigmatic boosters from the start, i doubt you can do ap coin tho
still, doing booster is great
im now in crystal brewing speed
are there more brewing speed tinker equips than the bloody veins one?
wrong chat
do we know if hes gonna add something to control all spelunkers at once?
I barely touch the game anymore waiting for the new decks and link. Wish lava could give iOS the attention
are you maxed everything currently?
Probably next update
For Android
Heβs waiting on the cards for now
It isnβt game breaking but some idea of when would be nice, I know they are all different systems with different bugs
why is new decks gonna bring you back to the game lol
hmm
? im pc
Lucky patcher
yeah probably
lucky patcher?
You don't know about lucky patcher?
no?
Doubt you could get that much with Lucky patcher since purchases are capped at some point
im pc how does that not explain it lol everyone has infinite gems etc
I know, I was referring to Ondra
Purchases are capped?
i have 19 ap and i cant upgrade with a cost of 19 thanks game
Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!
Yes Ondra
I am speed
you are
hi speed
level 101 speed
your trying to say i paid for this many gems? lmao
No, Lucky patchers gives those purchases for free
you trying to say you have money? Lmao
So you get the gems without money
if your gonna exploit something like that why not just save edit anyway
But because purchases are capped it's clear that you didn't use Lucky Patcher
Not all games have a save edit possiblity
lol
i just used the autosend balls for a couple days
tfw you ran out or green star card overflow and now need to start grinding cards again for a week
rip
Oof
Pet passives worked multiplicatively on pc only so he got tons of pachi balls and gems
lol
lol yup
π long time no see
i want more balls 
sadly still cant speed through building :/
its brew speed?
turtles have feathers
can we get to 10 star damage now?
I really need to rebirth so I can see what I can really achieve lol
It's such a chore though
I don't think I've rebirthed since the mastery update was released
@golden ivy rebirth for me and let me know when I'm back to around the same point again, thanks bro
sure thing buddy
Alright, enough ap grinding for now... 6 coupons and enough ap for the fishing/mining tperk will suffice
Back to normal play
Satisfied?
we can not get to 10 star dmg as there are only 9 stars
maybe.. we can get thicc star damage?
Hello back
Hi funny!
Yeah where
@fleet ivy you should seriously rebirth
i rebirth not very often but every time i do i just get back to where i was after a day or so
Lol I think you misunderstand what point I'm at in the game
Yeah Dudes just rebirth. Smh such a n00b mod
Lol, sorry sir. Right away sir
But yeah you'd lose all your pre botany nerf stuff. That'd be rough
ya like I did not rebirthed maybe for month or so ?
like pff
but I have to for that last frecking contract
and it is pain to do everything once more
You lose all your certo multipliers from rebirth, right?
You mean the one for killing asylum bosses at bells whatevers?
Yeah the biggest thing I'd lose is my level like 130 botany pot lol
Not bothered with that one yet either.
@golden ivy yeah cause you don't have any of the resources anymore
I also need to do the asylum boss contract
Glad i made that suggestion then yeehaw
I see no point in doing it until I finish the stardmg one tbh
^^^
Not like I need the merits
And I need every single key for getting cards/bosspets anyway.
Still not gotten a single regular bosspet apart from king...
same asylum boss contract huh
How am I supposed to ramp up my BP gain to the trillions anyway? I have a bunch of stuff in construction locked up and I see no reasonable way of getting to it
Regular as in, not sentinel R or B
I'm like 3000 tickets into theater bosses but not a single theater-only pet, as well
I don't even want to know how many tickets or keys I've spent on trying to get bosspets, lol
And I've been going at it since pets released on android.
Got King fairly early though
Yea same, 3000 was the estimation based off the break I took and the amount of tickets it gave me back
Sentinel B twice, Sentinel R once.
It'd probably be faster to buy green eggs at this point
I did not get any asylum bosspets.... everything is hyper egs
4 hyper egg coupons, not a single bosspet
Do I what
3 sentinel Rs and no blues 
oh
Iand oh boi I am trying to get last king card for like 2 weeks and still nothing
bugget out _?
And I had zero luck with the two hyper egg coupons I bought with the gems lava reimbursed me with.
yeah bugged as in didn't get the bosspet
I got ent from that bundle :/
I got one
Something something I had to reverify my visa card and did it during the purchase.. which made me have to use restore purchase to get the gems and x2 mastery
but not a bosspet
oh like from bundle I just used them, never knew savescum existed
pff
now have at least 2 asylum pets from hyper eggs.. my luck is terrible
Managed to get fungo and chaos beast fairly close after eachother.
Before that it took ages to get chaos beast.
er.. fungo
Stuck on puppet ball as well...
Not stuck on puppet ball, stuck on getting puppet ball π
Still at chaos beast.
Just meaning I need the entire line of pets from puppet ball to almighty
Okay yea smth else
lol even on entertainer
As in non-boss/unique pets
puppet ball dropped from hyper egg, but that is just waste
I'm on that mushroom dude with a spear
Been too lazy to hatch pets for an entire day
Need to do it now π
Oh yeah, almost forgot to put on my pet tinkering deck..
as if chances aren't low enough with it on
stupid bug
LMAO okay so i did find 1 error in my table
yeah ur "wooden spear"
is that what u call it
Wait..
I think the original title is "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"
What a dumb title for a movie, even a dumb movie π
Ok, hilarious movie but still
The title is Ghettoblaster in Sweden π
I like Sweden title much more
Yooo did anyone listen to that new Eminem album?
Shit slaps
Same people that made scary movie etc.
No, when I heard "eminem just popped an album out of nowhere that nobody was expecting" I was like.. "meh, ok"
I mean, I can definitely listen to Eminem, I don't hate listening to Eminem but..
meh
This and Kamikaze are soooooooooo good
There's a few meh songs
But even more REALLY good songs
i realized that my updates didnt auto download so uh
better hope its not too late now
For..?
@frank moth too late for what
For the free gifts?
that windows 10 propaganda
Ohhh
Oh
infact my cumulative updates havent downloaded yet
I think there is still some freely upgrade to windows 10 shenanigans going around.
whats this about windows 10?
there is a flaw so huge
Or you mean the security updats?
makes windows updates even worse
NSA put out a notice tellin everyone to update NOWNOWNOWNOW
it gives you malware aids
therefore not only interrupting your game, but also fuckin you up
Updated two days ago.
well i will run hitmanpro see if anything pops up
There was also an update for firefox that was like "nownownownownow"
I mightve auto updated idek
Firefox even said "DUDE, update like now"
i havent downloaded ANY UPDATE in january wow
How do you check your installed Windows updates?
view update history in settings
so should i update or not?
do it
Yes?
dont know how to see if it is updated
just go to settings > windows update > view update history
or it should pop up in your "updates available" list
they went as far as adding a malicious software removal tool
you should be fine
Yeah nsa probably just tryna fear monger a bit so people would actually update since it's a pretty big vulnerability
And the general masses are very ignorant of updating their shit
cmon cumulative update for windows 10 version 1903 for x64 based systems
whats taking you so long to reADy up
ha i just hacked ur account
Didn't take me long.
eat my malwarebytes
Malwarebytes π©
I can't remember the last time my AV found anything, or malwarebytes.
Then again, I am not downloading shady things from shady places anymore.
And firefox is more secure than it used to be.
π
the last time for me was when i detected utorrent
the thing for getting things online
I don't mean utorrent, I mean some unneccesary file that utorrent had.
Also got rid of the ad thing in utorrent and utorrent still runs just fine.
what ad thing?
not used it in a while
Don't know how I got rid of them but I did.
are the ads in the app or in the download torrents
π

F2P?
Hi duck
I thought it'll take much longer time
Fish
Ofc f2p
Nice
The bois r offline :c
u got all the ice cream and stuff
tbh they are pretty easy with the construstion now
Am duck
Is you duck, or is you aint?
π₯ π¦ π
I'm fish
π₯ π π£
Rising im gonna call peta
i will cook them too
Cooking fish doesn't make sushi...
they didnt have a cooked fish reaction
yeah but i needed the fire to symbolise cooking
dies
πͺ π π£
Better
covers ash is batter and deep fries
i will have chips as a side as well
What the fuck does that even mean?
FISH AND CHIPSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey rising
some good old carp and potato salad
Are you interested in hearing about the Make Static Jr Mod now that Bray self destructed movement?
Did you know there is a job in NYC called a "Professional cuddler"
hi static
I wanna that
I was some big hairy dude cuddle me
They make $15/hr
is there food involved static
oh fck ya
Uh
And itβs not considered ||prostitution||
Hi duck
Who knows maybe if u check out my petition there might be food there https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/static-for-jr-mod
static if u are elected as a mod i want a channel called #food-chat
I can try to make that happen
you have my vote
Yes. FISH
I understand kvetko i won't pressure you
No message in 2 minutes = chat dead
------ end of channel -------
I am procrastinating today
Same
I should study, but nah, going to the pub with the bois
one day, lava should ban this
Dad jokes 4ever
so i figured out why my stats are so low
Fail
Whys that @neon edge
It's supposed to be "hi procrastinating today"
Ok. I'm a failure. Banplz
hmmm please no
ok duck
I didnβt buy any builder upgrades from iOS update til today because Iβm blind apparently. Made huge gains today
u know there is anpther way to get huge gains
The gym?
πͺ
nah
Time hacking?
R/dankmemes has really fallen in quality imo
Fr
So many bad memes to the few good ones
Ye
R/comedyheaven has become a favorite of mine instead
but I mostly just stroll /b/ /g/ /adv/ on 4chan
Morning
I was on /b/ yesterday
evening
I wasnβt disappointed
Don't ever talk about /b/
/b/ is gem
/x/
well it is not now
π³
When you see janny
well what can i say except
Your welcome
mostly there for cursed images and green txt
I
reached
the
oblivion
again
γγγγγγγbut why
Issa me, mario
You guys broke rule 1 of the internet
Hi rule 1 Iβm duck
never keep ur ip open
Never show your peepee in the open
or people will slip right into ur backdoor
Wait
My pp out
The damage I do is reduced
I am sad
The damage you do, where?
You have an ice cream
Infinite perk locks and cosmic potions are locked behind completing ice cream in dairy aisle.
Each ice cream reduces your damage by ^2/(2+x), with x being which number ice cream you're on. The best way to increase your damage on an ice cream run is to craft facestompers, rubium dusters, djinnic trinkets, broken daggers, and galaxial slashers. If you forget any of these 5 items, you are severly hindering your potential damge.
Some
@golden ivyThanks
It was helpful
No
Some er breeze makes me feel fine
(yeah I know what it means)
Hi funny.
Some body once told me 
God i love that no roles message. Such raw emotion
I am sad
I wonder if the chart was made after some algorithm analyzed song lyrics
Because if someone did everything manually.. that would be really sad.
I think a small group of people did it manually
heck
π
Ngu
Nice!
Heck yeah
π

can we get like free gems for that ?
Duuuude I need more damage

