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Kuakas famous last words will be "ok"
You dare abandon the god of meat?!
He shall slap with you his mighty brisket from the heavens
:hmm:
hola
OMG. RvB those were the days
I have now reached 467,203 total potion level.
Jesus!
I actually surpassed my insane coupon uses pre 4.0
you could of gotten 420,420
I accidentally went from 320k to 467k
that's with no coupons?
...
accidentally
Yeah, accidentally
Accidentally...
oy hate when that happens
No coupons, just simply went left to right on all pots
And I only have bogo 3, and I can't level like 8 potions due to a botany plant overflow
rebirth
My speed is so high that I can do full black crystals
he became sped
So I just need to max bogo and edit my save to undo the botany plant overflow... If I knew how. Windows unpacks adb files in a different order so I can't just repackage and use a new save
We don't measure in Brew speed anymore. We now use Meteor.
ppl used to do that with nova damage
psst meteor, static is working on mobile save editor
Oh really? I'd love to fix infinity errors (only ones I can would be fishing and botany)
Well idk about fishing since they always jump to infinity
Alien I'm not sure why but when I try to place my save back via adb nothing happens.
I did, after chy gave the missing piece of the puzzle
from helium or from adb?
either one but adb is easier
do tell
It might also be tricky but some of the plant pots are stuck in infinity for the plant resource investment option.
well you can't represent infinity in code as an int so it probably is just a large overflow
Yeah that's what I'm thinking.
you represent it as a double
he does it for free
really? afaik infinity is not a number
thank you world of tank$ blit$
and you can only put numbers in a double
unless it has a dedicated value
but infinity is complex, theres positive/negative infinity, or both, etc.
yes
My save exists so it's gotta be simple to extrapolate
sick
healthy
huh neat, I didn't figure it was in common code libraries
yeah alien isnt saying how to do it for some reason
too busy fapping
lol
I'd imagine a loooot of people here would cheat in a heartbeat given the chance
lol i just got owned by the card company
no. nobody here is that smart
i paid extra for express delivery and had a timeframe of 5-6 business days for full delivery
and now it just got changed to 8 - 14 business days
lol rip
and best of all
What the fuck?
someone gave the game a 1 star rating saying
Can you contact them?
Lol
Funny sucks
i did just now meteor lol
Lava is good lmao
You getting any money back for this?
eh i just want my cards tbh
hey lava flam e add big chungus
well the rating is something I could have told you was coming
id be surprised if they even respond
thats not funny
ive gotten like four or five 1 star ratings
saying "lava is super not cool" or some meme like that
R.i.p cards
i think all but one have changed their rating after i said "pls dont memme on me"
Lava, did the cards arrive yet ๐
reap what you sow
ohhh good question ondra
lemme check on my order
last i remember they were supposed to arrive in 5-6 business days!!
so any day now 
Lol...
did you get a refund for the express thing
nah
cause that's some bullshit if they take your money and don't give you your shit
wtf
ask for one
it's not a handout it's literally what you paid for 
^
i sent them an email saying "wtf guys why did i pay extra then"
yea but like
what are you gonna do
complain more
I'm waiting for that limited edition holographic signed and ambered Bob card
Kill them lava
i sent an email saying "cmon lads" but
Give them 1 star review
not much else
you get a full refund
yeah literally 1 star review them
I get a full refund every time that happens tbh
raise a fuss about it or else they're just gonna keep doing it
Chargeback on that card once the good arrive
and still get the item
Id write them a nasty review
DO THE BL
UE HERO
because thats illegal
its called bait and switch
either way they broke their end of the contract
meaning you're no longer entitled to giving them money
yea but what can i do like
I just told you
lets say i set up a bot to send an email every 10 seconds
get a refund
Doubt you have the money to sue but maybe someone in your fam can call in a favor
yeah
Do a chargeback on the card
well you can tell them refund or sue
So raise hell on all social media they have
that's kind of straigtforward
Charge back is a surefire way not to get the cards
$20 extra shipping
thats not worth my time lol
ddos them lawl
i already send in 4chan ddos team
oh 20 bucks i thought it was more cause it was more it was a lot of cards or somethin
Don't ASK for a refund, TAKE the refund you're owed by doing a chargeback
most times when you threaten to sue you're not actually going to sue -.-
I feel like you are one of those guys who gets all the scams
how many times have you paid microsoft tech support
Yeah you get the chargeback and then you pay them what they're actually owed
Yeah for real, first was that video guy
Lava is gonna starve now. He needed those 20 bucks. He doesn't make enough from idle Skilling anymore, he's poor as fuck. We need to donate to him immediately
thats because i dont talk about my good business
And now this
ask people to buy more gemes
if i make an order and it goes right i dont come here and say anything
but seriously
first the video guy fucks me
then the book i ordered for school doesnt come with a code
now this
Wow...
secretly increases gem prices by 3 times
This is clearly a sign of the apocalypse
i am the worst business man in the history of business men maybe ever
"Buy the 20$ gem pack, I need to compensate" message incoming in next update
it's karma for having made such a good game that makes 3 bil every day
^
add lootboxes retard
what video guy
Just sell it off to EA already 
where is video guy
you're not too bad of a bussiness man, you're still alive at age of 25ish
andrew made a video
I heard lava makes even more than that by installing a bitcoin miner in the background of every phone with Idle Skilling installed
andrew x lava?
๐ who told you
Bray
I heard lava goes to maternity wards to pick out the tenderest, tastiest babies
woah lava has bitcoin mining on every device???
thats insane he must be making like $500 an hour then!
NOW i see why dont like autoclickers, it limits the mining malware
lol no it's fine static, it's related to the topic
I met Andrew in a grocery store in Las Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him but I didn't want to be a jerk and ask for pictures.
:(
and if its on every single device then it would be mor elike $300 an hour
and if you account for PC too, its like $100 an hour
static, โ boomer
mine our data and send it to the CCP
did andrew allow your baby to suckle at his teat
chocolate bars
I met funny irl one time and he stole my candy and spit in my face. What an asshole
that will get you money
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Lavaflame2.
I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Lava, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Lava put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
I found bitcoins in the tunnels do I have to turn them over
I almost met Lavaflame but then I remembered he kicked me down the stairs when I was only 5
LMAO
Lol I remember that pasta
Lava's milky space teats confirmed
Nothing makes me sadder then rebirthing ๐ข
Lavaflame2 is more than just a person, he's an experience.
meteor is the old housemaid from parasite
I never saw that
Never heard of it
lol
the house is actually a portal to hell
Lmao
lava is always referencing things nobody else gets
and the old housekeeper is actually a demon
the house is alive
crap wait i just spoiled it even more
HAHA I GET THAT JOKE
Yeah that makes sense
lol
Parasite is amazing. Go into it without knowing anything
Oh it's just a picture not a movie? Sounds like a lot to fit in one picture then
My homemade sex tape was nominated for best picture once
New cryptocurrency
TyrCoin
$20 per one unit
I cant
It's a korean movie. great cinematography, music, story
parasite is the kjind of movie that like
if youre dumb
like me
you wont get it
BUT

youll get that there is something to get about it
lmao
which still feels good
No dumbass can make a game as good as idle skilling
but yeah watch Parasite. 9/10 in my book
It's true. Idle Skilling is a national treasure
i think it's a good movie but i didn't enjoy it as much as other people
Only the biggest brain could create it
No for real like how the fuck did you make something on par with clicker heroes and cookie clicker
Lava who is your anime waifu
Top 5 idle games basically
lool
idle skilling CRINGE BRUH CHUNGUS ๐คฎ
Pubg mobile epic Punjabi download chungus ูุจูุฑุฉ
adam is -5IQ
๐
he didnt see the metaphors
lol no i realise it has a lot of depth and is really good
@tame sparrow STOP! Dead meme police
adam be like
yeah dont mind adam
Still waiting on idle grilling, the food delivery app where I order food while playing idle Skilling
it just wasn't super entertaining to me personally
"but there was no parasite insects..."
he gets there eventually
lavaflame 2 is jagex mod who also runs bot farms
The street flooding scene was so good
my favorite part of parasite was not having to read the subtitles
jagex loves bots
I WILL discover Lava's anime waifu
because i am fluent in korean ๐
Adam has 20 IQ, not even a single unit more
Kapp
@tame sparrow a valiant mission
adam is too busy watching twitch to keep up here
december 22
lava leaves
Lmao
v4.2 when
Remember when memes were called lolcats?
oh yeah
Howdy folks
the rookie things
@tame sparrow unfortunately
idk why they are there
neither does lava
hi wonder
they never mattered
want to be a mod
no
@tame sparrow SORRY I ONLY KNOW PETER GRIFFIN BIG
CHUNGUS AND ANNOYING ORANGE
Lava I appreciate your taste in music, and nah, responsibility is painful
its on my house my man
am I wonder?
lmao
suit yourself
Wait no you should make me a mod

oh you're doing shoulder parrot shenanigans again
I'm a parrot?
Lmao
Darn
wait yeah lava isn't even a mod
shame u don't like fun
Lava the perfect mod candidate is right in front of you smh
perhaps you werent there for gaius kauka
also lava did u ban the guy who was advertising?
but its terrible
Which guy
old parrot
frog guy
and no mod appreciates it
frog?
just trust me on this
the guy that posted like 50 links to some twitch
Lava you should get permissions from the mods before you change someone's role:p
no he didn't have a frog as a pfp
@fleet ivy let's be real here, he's gonna do it whether we say yes or no
kilerfrog
Anyway just wanted to say dope game and the wombats are dope have great day
he doesn't need permission, just give me funny role
oh thought we were talking about gaious or whatever his name was
what wombats?
Lol I was kidding clearly
Why would he need our permission
and since lava doesn't care to make me a mod anyway, I can give him the frank trufs
give me funny role
we have wombats?
He has a quote in game saying if you like indie bands check out the wombats
It's okay p4wn I'm here for you
we can give you the muted role
I wonder what wombat tastes like
Or like not quite that but something
bruh
lava is afraid to make me mod because andrew hates me and tells lava not to
But I've seen em a few times and met the band they're dope
its a wormtongue thing
and since lava is never here, well he doesn't have much else to go on
the fuck is a wormtongue thing
adam in with the slowness again
lotr ref
it's a wormtongue thing
from lotr
Earworm - Musical Doodle
yes but wtf do you mean by that
Wormtongue was a character in the lord of the rings that whispered bad ideas in to a king's ear
oh right ye
thanks vad
He was perhaps LoTR's most erotically themed character, his tongue was 4.5 meters long and he used it for everything, that's why they called him Worm Tongue
Okay Vad that's enough
uhh idk if you're joking or if that's a book only thing
It was in the extended cut
yeah hes joking
shhhhhh
sometimes I feel bad for adam
No wonder adam doesn't like you you ruin everything
haha I get that reference
he's pink
hes pink
magenta ass mofo
hot pink
he thicc
I went for a more cleaner/sleek design of the table. does it look better?
he's magenta
magenta is reddish
oh nice chart
why are some of those massive
gold pants are big
standardise sizes and you're good @astral magnet
dw about it
big pants
i can easily make it standardised ofc. i just prefer this look
with realistic cartoon characters
Lol look at those huge golden pants
Lava left because he didn't want to divulge his anime waifu to me
the only reason they look so big
is cus theyre on the center of the image
the spear, knife, pendant is the same size
why is the crystal skull big too
And because they're 4x the size of the rest lol
yeah cus
just make everything big
if everything was same size I would like more, if you can find out how to do that
Create more cells! #cell games
turn off the scaling for the single ones then
you cant
well then I don't like
this is a table
no this is a chart
no bueno
just be like
it's a table lol
well, tbh this wouldn't really help me much
I think those gold pants get bigger everytime I scroll up to look at it
what the wiki doesnt show, is the correlation between tinkering and crusading levels
which this shows
it's good bro
just ship it
would be better if the pants and stuff were smaller but eh watcha gonna do
instead of having to scroll through 6 tables
you can just do that in a table too
you can look at a single image for everything
its 3 columns
3 columns
for 60 items
its acually more than 3 columns too
its actually like, 7
add empty pictures to make the single ones smaller?
I'd keep it to 3
Alien. the only issue is that the single-celled ones end up in the corner
thats about it
is bray edating ashley or something
if something like this looks better, then sure
whats with his name
i can make it be like that
ye @astral magnet
no idea P4wn
I feel like it looks better like that
they have a weird love hate relationship
boom ez
lol

:dab:
That looks better
wtf it shows me a emote
IDK I kinda prefer the one with the big pants
adam do you have better discord?
you don't have nitro
no
Make those gold pants 8x the size though and add it to the wiki
why does it tease me then ๐ญ
fix the boss sizes
f.ex how many items for each boss
narc is massive, pincermin is tiny
or how many items for each interval
go away
bye vad
p4wn thats cus of item quantity
bosses who have 4 items in a single cell
have to scale bigger
AND
to be fair
Use the same trick
it shows which boss is important for tinkering
bb @tame sparrow
well
it still looks weird
just make them standard size.
combine the cells or something
idk
lol super small rabbit
use outlines
rabbit is unimportant
what makes a crusade boss important and what makes one unimportant?
I thought vad was just a MEATLORD, did he get a promotion?
I feel like that's subjective
oh I thought you meant in general
more or less
okay proceed
i guess you have outlines
the only reason the bosses are different sizes
is cus some cells have 4 items
while other cells dont
if the graphic is that tiny then it needs more pronounced outlines
Use blank images again
if not then idk
p4wn. did you click on the image
yeah
thats why I said that
mobile users will have a harder time seeing those
might just want dummy thicc lines
I guess it makes sense
your thing
you should add boosters as well
a lot of people ask about those
boosters/mutators
How do you get crystals?
im gonna do something wierd
ap/rebirth perks or buy them, or pachinko @errant forge
you have bingo in your name but you don't know about crystals?
that might just be the ideal setups actually
another problem with resizing the other bosses
is that the table goes offscreen
XD
so its harder to get the image
no @blissful raven it also says how you can get them
it's just like one line in the whole thing
ok
I think you can just do a fullscreen screenshot and resize it no matter how large something is. or a full window screenshot
So i went and left autoscaling on for the items, and then scaled the bosses up
or use a plugin idk
i think its more accurate to say some are too small xd
why does bruiser have nothing
I think the small items are fine
really?
yup
you can't craft stuff with resources from just bruiser
I guess I wouldn't know
so they appear higher
^
he used to be able to craft the first item or two
I think at this point it's just preference idk
it is pretty much preference
the small items are fine
just make the items small
and make the lines dummy thicc
those lines are important
which of the lines
fucking shit, i was so close to getting the basketball pet
border lines
i can just make them more prominant

by using a brighter grey
like
that grey
is the darkest grey
if i use another grey
its going to be more prominant
thats a completely understandable and intuitive image, gj
bcs they suc
and boosters/mutators
I have a clear preference cus its simply easier for me to crop it that way
but one of them has to stay different sizes
but yeah its actually pretty good
IMO im just gonna not change any size
and let everything scale as it wants, but thats just me
qwll you asked for feedback
I did
and i certainly understand wanting everything to have the same size
my concern is that. if i make all the items small, and have the bosses be large
then the items will be even smaller, than on the smaller format
yes and no
seems like it would be better if it let you not do that
let bosses as they are, stretch only the x axis so items can go side by side
nice now put blank images in every cell so it looks like a grid
blue pants have a square lol
so there isn't a lot of empty space
the empty space serves a purpose adam
he just needs to make the lines more visible
the "empty space" i put there so there arent unneccessary lines
i don like it >:(
theres no need to have the lines go all the way to the end, if theres nothing after a certain point
but ok
How do I get construction XP
I built a few things and I am still level 1 and have 0.00%
you need to build the things that give cons exp over time
Id do the lines like
a little box in the first section with items
then an elbow around the next two linking the next 2 level markers
and so on
and make those outlines more visible
idk, maybe doing all that is a little unnecessary
but the lines you have are too dull
you could paint those cells with colors for each tier, just sayin
I think that would become too much
but tier according to what
also people are color blind
forget
the lines surrounding the items themselves, all the way to the numbers
so you can see exactly where they lead
oh
yeah thats easy
just to show the difference. ill make it brighter still
this should be bright enough?
increase the width a bit
thats what I said
yeah I guess thats fine
Wish someone would post pictures of best deck builds instead of an excel sheet
idk why there are horizontal lines under the spider items but not all the way to the right
cus
@tawdry seal can you read this?
theres no more items to the right
just get rid of those
The pic ?
oh
no, this that I just wrote
the message
I see what you mean
you can do an every other color thing if you want
Pictures are better
same with downward
pictures would also need text as some ppl cant recognize all of them
but with only text there is no doubt
honestly this is pretty good now I think
the spreadsheet tells you which card it is and where it's from
exactly
the order of the cards in deck doesn't matter
like this maybe? @blissful raven
so idk what a picture would bring to this
well I'd just do entire rows if I were doing it
Maybe if we could sort cards in game or something while making a deck
not a checkerboard
yeah I know
so youd need checkerboard
it tells you where you find the cards in the deck
now make it with rainbow colors
the one you had before that was fine
yeah
i wasnt gonna color the tiles anyway
gonna shift some items eversoslightly so theyre a tiny bit more accurate
but thats about it
that shud be it
yeah thats good
youll note some lone items are placed differently in some cells. and thats due to whether they lean towards the top or bottom of the intervals
that makes sense
some exceptions exist of course. all the level 1 tinkering items. some cells with four items
attention to detail
but generally speaking. items in cells are positioned towards the left/right based on whether they lean towards the bottom or top of the interval
with the xception to the level one items
ill do that for the level99 item also. for consistency
I think that image is more of a quick look for someone that's progressing
and now ill do boosters + mutators
yeah daavi thats basicly what it is
the only purpose it has for anyone who isnt progressing, is for balancing purposes
cus it also shows the imbalance in progression
no need to be precise with positoning, but if you want go ahead
its not really extra work if i am
its not really extra work if i am
oh how i love inconsistencies
even the mutators are inconsistent with crusader levels
its great
oh... this is pretty funny
i gotta extend one interval even more
thicc intervals
should i mark the mutators/boosters in any special way on the table? f.ex a slightly brighter background color or nah
I guess yes bcs someone could go there looking only for boosters
what i can immediately say is that
for boosters, you might want to grind arachne
for a while
Pre
@vernal delta yes
yes
what i find funny is that
mutator 2, requires level 10 crusading
mutator 1, requires level 20
if need be i can even make them more visible too
thats a plain white border
contra light grey
good enough
what do u guys think of tinkering equip art
like around them right
I wouldnt waer a full set, not fashion enough
ja
we should have bob as a dummy to try out our gear
Lmao @near wharf
This will slowly lead into custom chars
thats EXACTLY how we feel ๐ฆ
tinkering sprites are pretty nice
+1 for reference
Oof, just like qol
With all the references in the game, i could expect something like that
the mutators need to be more mutate-y
I'm alright with the boost/mut systen
yea the muttaors are like sea mines haha
like. it would make more sense if the sprites were more liquid-like
It's supposed to be like the lottery
no no not the system were talking aobut the art
Oof
Maybe add a somewhat random bonus that can be good or bad
the srpites should be more liquid/spikey
squiggly lines going all over the place
yeah
and wierd shapes
Sorry
the level 1 mutator could start like an orb
thats fine
but the higher ones should get increasingly more wierd and quirky
but other ones get more fractaly
I think lava muted himself
boosters should follow in a similar logic, instead of just getting rings on them 
nah. theyre not that bad
ja
but theyre not great
ban
I certainly do appreciate the work put into the sprites
but i think they can be more thematic
they could use more work
the mutators i didnt put that much effort into
maybe

since they were the last ones and i needed to just get things going along
arent they all the same thing basically
yeah. which is fair

they are
just with more spikes
like the boosters again, i think are better than mutators
they just have rings on them
and add spikes on spikes
Not enough spikes
but theyre better
boosters were much harder to do
Make a tier 6 booster and mutator
Rupees from Zelda
Teir 6 shit would be bleh
Through construction
we should be able to change our gear colors too
T5 already doesn't happen frequently
the longer these cards take to ship to me
No
the higher the chance that ill actually have a dream about getting the cards before i actually get them
bc i want them so bad
smh
gonna pool together everyones gems and use them to pay a laywer to sue

thats waht happens when you order 50k cards, fbi start lurking
Static your voice is 10/10

Agreed, get their wallet and give us even more gems!
Lol you watched my pb?
I did
after mutators. you shud re-do the tinkering level requirements
cus they are pretty wack 
lava can you add the bot modifying rights back
You got to hear me talk to myself or the random 3-4 viewers i had
@frail cedar
Ye it was fun
ok but seriously
Makes me wanna run meat boy
Do it
ive never seen someone say "sorry english isnt my first language"
and then actually have impossible to understand english
its always like either good or great
Sorry, language isn't my first language
sorry. norwegian is my first language
thats prob due to possible grammar errors as I do all the time
And then people that only speak English are impossible to understand sometimes lmao
Club penguin is kil
Sorrie, inglisch is nut mij virst languaang
I think people who aren't native english speakers just care about it more
๋ฏธ์ํ์ง๋ง ์์ด ๋ชป ํด
Wow
those are emotes
and then the people who aren't just say fuck it
Muggles cant see spells like that
I have an emote based on the fact i can't spell
Missed opurtunity... could said i need 99 magic for spells like that
no emote spam โ
does not
@dim inlet final version. or shud be anyway cus i see absolutely NO reason to ever change this again
New tinkering equips
imagine if lava changes all these sprites next week
whats the coolest tinkering item
For new crusade bosses
how do we define cool tinkering items
Divination eye is my fave design wise
whut?
wooden spear
I kinda like fluorescence
I like trimmed stabby sexiest item
the halloween shield one is good
grey booster
LOOL
Ooo that's a good one
ok wait that one is actually the best
Im a big fan of party hats
grey booster is mine
Blue partyhat 100%
is that a cake or hat?
its a blue cakehat
stfu 1d nublet
divination eye or enraged blood imo
DAMNNIT lava
the thingy you can craft at last is nice
why did you have to base everything on looks
forgot the name
oh the worm shield
Lavaflame, the destroyer of dreams
i actually had a valid non-look based favorite
Yeah I'm sticking to trimmed stabby, everyone can suck
Wave:cyan: buying blue phat
royal crown would be neat if golden
Yellow phat
which one is royal crown, the green one?
i legit had a favorite tinkering item that wasnt based on looks
and you went and ruined it
by asking for looks
Oof
grey booster.
and i can tell you why
forehead
i dont need it fixes rn ein
it will be fixed once treasure 28 actualy is useful lol
right now you dont really need it for much
if you see what i mean
grey booster is the only tinkering item, you can craft at level 1 crusading.
?????
Oof
thats why its my favorite
you need it for builders
Lava pls
and you need builders for leveling the stuff faster than 3 days per level
#AddOfficalBobetteSpritesWhen
for broken time needed
active skilling when
What about the stuff locked behind the things that do nothing lava?
speaking of broken time
anyone else live in like
juiced up takes like 2.5 days for me with lvl 36 builders
a perpetual state of having a song stuck in their head
And just switches subjects lmao
Yes, i have night of nights on my mind at all times
lava
you cant max the things which are looked behind skulls
for the love of god. sometime, please rebalance tinkering progression
I ameno sandstorm in my mind all the time
im not switching subjects lol
those every h2q over 1k
and juiced up is the only one I can actually craft since the others need hours of clicking to get the resources
well ok i am switching subjects but like not like that
even after spending weeks farming learning perks
lifetimes*
Lategame spelunking is really in a bad spot
lava we need a sneak peak of whats comming next, just for half second, we wont tell anyone
yes

