#off-topic-chat

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autumn copper
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Now with 0 iq

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I mean Calories.

golden ivy
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ooo roasted

frail cedar
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Women talk a lot < women make better speakers

autumn copper
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Women make better speakers < Rhetoric makes better speakers

fleet ivy
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The sound quality is poor

golden ivy
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too much talk doesn't equal good talk

frail cedar
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Too much talk allows for faster learning

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๐Ÿ”ฅ

golden ivy
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also i disagree with your sexist premises for this

autumn copper
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Too much talk can debilitate learning.

frail cedar
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Fucking i didn't start it

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Again

woven apex
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Too much talk is spam and not allowed

void spade
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Why use many words when few word do trick?

ashen orbit
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lol

autumn copper
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I have spoken.

frail cedar
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Dudes talking shit is the only reason i even said anything don't fricken @ me

fleet ivy
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Ashley started sexist remarks confirmed

frail cedar
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forehead

void spade
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Yep i saw it

autumn copper
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Unconfirmed.

fleet ivy
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Let's see proof of the contrary

frail cedar
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Ima just ๐Ÿ‘‰

foggy thorn
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ok

frail cedar
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Do not want

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Not today lol sorry

foggy thorn
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u don't want?

frail cedar
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I'm already bad at taking shit

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Jokes

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Etcetera

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My brain isn't prepared rn

woven apex
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AshleyFlame more like dumb dumb

void spade
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Just call dudes an idiot or smth

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Talking shit is easy

frail cedar
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@fleet ivy you're a poopy head

autumn copper
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Fecal matter. Feces

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See, super easy.

fleet ivy
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Calling dudes dumb does sound a bit sexist

void spade
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Oh shit

arctic badge
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What did I miss my internet was crap and I had to fix it

fleet ivy
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My name is a catch 22 sorry

woven apex
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I wonder if Dudes is one person

autumn copper
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Static, why you being sexist? XD

void spade
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No wait

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I can explain

woven apex
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banned

frail cedar
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#BanDudes

fleet ivy
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Wow sexist much

void spade
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Wwoooooooooow

frail cedar
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If i surpass dudes in rank, i get to be him, right?

autumn copper
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Why you trying to get all the dudes banned?

woven apex
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#replaceDudeswithAshley

frail cedar
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^

void spade
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No ashley it doesn't work like that or I'd already have Funny's spot

fleet ivy
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What did males do to you?

arctic badge
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@frail cedar how do you have a red rank never thought of that

frail cedar
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Wiki lass

golden ivy
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nah

woven apex
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Ash is the developer

golden ivy
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it's lad now

frail cedar
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Ye

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I'm lava

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Hello

void spade
frail cedar
void spade
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Not seeing the lass part ๐Ÿค”

fleet ivy
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Hurry up with the update

frail cedar
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lass

arctic badge
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@frail cedar hello lava I'm bratz

void spade
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No

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You're brazt

woven apex
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Lava go fix bugs

frail cedar
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Oof gottem

woven apex
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Haha jk, Lava doesn't fix bugs

fleet ivy
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Maybe lady lava will

frail cedar
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You know what, brb right back

autumn copper
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Be right back right back?

arctic badge
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Ikr

frail cedar
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Smh my head, shut

woven apex
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Smh my head

fleet ivy
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It's purposeful

void spade
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Lol out loud rdi

autumn copper
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smhmh

woven apex
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Skh Kuaka's head

autumn copper
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lolololololol

dim inlet
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they're not bugs, they're surprise unintended mechanics @woven apex

autumn copper
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They are definitely intended. >.>

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Intended to frustrate you.

woven apex
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Are you guys excited for the lootboxes update?

autumn copper
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#uninstall

arctic badge
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Maybe

autumn copper
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Yeah I need a nap.

fleet ivy
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Every card pack is a loot box. Change my mind

frail cedar
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Looksoxes

autumn copper
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I mean, you aren't wrong, @fleet ivy

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Shitty loot boxes too.

arctic badge
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k

woven apex
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Why would anyone ever buy star cards with gems

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I don't have understand

tawdry seal
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Who getting loot boxes

woven apex
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Idle Skilling

tawdry seal
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Whatโ€™s the loot? We already got card packs and eggs

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The bad thing about the card packs is you donโ€™t get anything from duplicates

woven apex
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I'm kidding

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But Lava was talking about crusader bosses death animations

tawdry seal
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Iโ€™m waiting for the multiplayer raid bosses for idle skilling

arctic badge
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What's happening

void spade
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@woven apex was he? I was here when he was talking about their design and stuff

woven apex
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He wanted to know how pincermin would die while still being E

void spade
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lmao

woven apex
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But now I go sleep

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Gn

void spade
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gn

arctic badge
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Gn

golden ivy
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ok

wispy dagger
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that moment when you wake up despressed

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oh well

void spade
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just go back to sleep

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ez

wispy dagger
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no that generally makes it worse

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then you are left to your imagination and dreams that run wild

patent osprey
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oof, 10 ticket king, no drop at all

fleet ivy
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Get those gains up

patent osprey
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my raid drop luck is as capped as can be, it doesn't change that you can roll 10 blanks : /

winged sigil
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the drops are fucked

fleet ivy
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They always have been

patent osprey
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yea, it's just annoying that the last pro rifts are gated behind foil bosses

frail warren
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the cards are fucked too

fleet ivy
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Have we even confirmed they all still drop in the original raids?

patent osprey
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only thing I can confirm is I haven't had a raid card drop since the update

void spade
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I've gotten one since the update

fleet ivy
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Same

patent osprey
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at least I have all the asylum cards and pets

wispy dagger
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hallo

tame sparrow
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Warning: The MeatLord has entered the facility

void spade
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Hello

tame sparrow
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Bacon's blessings upon you my son

void spade
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:D

frail warren
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thanks for all the fish

golden ivy
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excuse me

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this is a vegan minecraft server

frail cedar
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#Replace&$&#^$With*$^$#

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IchBinDieMutter

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Fear me

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Reeee

golden ivy
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i have no clue what you just said

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and i'm not sure you do either

patent osprey
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you're no one's mother lol

spare vapor
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ok

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boomer

patent osprey
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ich bin ein berliner!

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and if you don't know that infamous quote....you're in like 5th grade or something

wispy dagger
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blh bah lbha

void spade
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@patent osprey I don't know that infamous quote and I'm not in 5th grade

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I'm 20 and depressed

patent osprey
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just google it and it pops up

bold quest
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I wish I was back in 5th grade...

blazing flicker
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Just did my first rebirth and thank christ for the kill multiplier upgrade in the rebirth tree

safe isle
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ghostly is the answer

void spade
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fuck how do I retween?????????????

safe isle
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lmao

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gj @near wharf

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told u to hire me as social media manager

void spade
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yo twitter in browser sucks ass

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this shit ugly

wispy dagger
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the question has weird answers

safe isle
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what

wispy dagger
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like

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instead of saying one word it gets replaced with a synonym

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of the word that is in game

safe isle
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are you using an translator or something

wispy dagger
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no

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like saying ghostly vs spectre

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its the same thing really

astral magnet
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does enigmatic booster do anything if i havent completet any questlines yet?

safe isle
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@wispy dagger weird, no idea why

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@astral magnet no

gentle willow
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Finally completed all bottom ice creams

astral magnet
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but i take it enig. booster is actually super good?

wispy dagger
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and you caan get it where a bot posts lava's twitter posts in another channel or something

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but that might ruin the fun of secret that only people who follow know

foggy thorn
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be me and put the wrong answer on purpose

astral magnet
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in just 2.5 fishing levels i can complete kid death

spare vapor
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i dont see you

foggy thorn
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I'm blind

spare vapor
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no

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ur just gae

astral magnet
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eugh thats nauseaus

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pls remove that lmao

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i literally cant look at it cus it makes me sick

fading nymph
wispy dagger
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thats one fluffy dog

astral magnet
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im just gonna, leave the chat until its gone

fading nymph
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Yep. It's broken though. It goes meow

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How is he gonna know its gone if he leaves? O.o

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It's a paradox I tell you. Paradox!

wispy dagger
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hmm

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but do trees leave? yes and no

fading nymph
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He probably could a just blocked me to avoid looking at it. Lmao

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You know what would be completely unnecessary? Bowling ball with bobs face on it and bowling pins that look like bob

wispy dagger
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i actually wanted to do that but with mini lava

frail warren
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no

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that would be perfect

fading nymph
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In trying to see if this place will make a bowling ball for me. Wish me luck. Lmao

frail cedar
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Fuck bees

ashen orbit
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I'd rather not

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it would sting

frail cedar
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Fuck the bees

fading nymph
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You have to smoke them out first then you can fuck them

safe isle
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lmao

ashen orbit
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I'd still never fuck them lol

fading nymph
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You know you want the free honey

ashen orbit
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why is it that everytime i come back it's always something somehow related to sex and fucking?

frail cedar
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Uhm

frail warren
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i dunno

frail cedar
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Shadow you're just selectively seeing

fading nymph
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Because I came back as soon as your name popped up

safe isle
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what isn't related to sex and fucking

frail warren
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^

fading nymph
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I was about to leave lmao

ashen orbit
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Ash, no, literally everytime i pop up there's something about fucking going on here

frail warren
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so

frail cedar
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What

frail warren
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fuck caps lock man

fading nymph
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Remember when we talked about bees. That was great.

ashen orbit
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no lol

frail warren
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no

fading nymph
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So. Do dragons gave sex or do they just fertilize the eggs like birds.

frail cedar
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What

fading nymph
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Wait we had this convo

ashen orbit
frail cedar
void spade
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@fading nymph I asked furrybot and dragons 100% fuck

fading nymph
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I know. I was being a troll. Trying to make glax uncomfortable.

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Cause he called me creepy a few weeks ago

frail cedar
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Fuck everybody, that's my motto

ashen orbit
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lol, mood

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and mats, it's hard to make me uncomfortable

fading nymph
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Dunno what you just said.

ashen orbit
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unlucky for you, i have a very strong sex drive so anything sexual i can tolerate and most enjoy

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mate*

fading nymph
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But I'll bite your ankles off

ashen orbit
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it's hard to make me uncomfortable, aka it takes a lot to make me uncomfortable

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go ahead, I'll bash in your brains

fading nymph
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Hate crimes against short peoples

void spade
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glax bash my brains bb ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

supple kraken
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bash my ๐Ÿ˜

ashen orbit
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lol, don't worry sluts, i have enough feet for all your freaky needs

supple kraken
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thanks daddy

void spade
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๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

supple kraken
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^ get these to 1000 reacts

void spade
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we're practically there already

ashen orbit
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lol

frail cedar
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Uhm

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Did somebody say strong libido

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Hit me up

void spade
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also alcohol is sick

fading nymph
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I've got a goat that needs breeding.

void spade
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how hot is ur goat on a scale of 1-10

fading nymph
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Lemme take it's temperature

frail cedar
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โˆš2

fading nymph
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It's temp is 102.

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Normal goat temperature

void spade
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why do you have that gif @safe isle

safe isle
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i typed it into discord and discord had it

void spade
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that's a bit off the scale of 1-10 @fading nymph

fading nymph
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There's a 10 and a 2 in it

safe isle
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lmao

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classic

fading nymph
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Alright have fun. Imma go do short people stuff like use a stool to cook food and climb on top of a counter to reach the top shelf.

ashen orbit
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lol

tame sparrow
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Oh shit that reminds me

dim inlet
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aquarium diving ๐Ÿ˜Ž

astral magnet
dim inlet
astral magnet
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No u

tame sparrow
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Callin people poggers and you don't even have contracts 7-9 unlocked

dim inlet
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its an achiev, you can post it here tho

frail cedar
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no u

dim inlet
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beehee bang

frail cedar
astral magnet
frail cedar
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It's not a fucking suggestion

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That's an order

dim inlet
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that channel is for in game suggestions

tame sparrow
astral magnet
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ik

frail cedar
astral magnet
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Wdym second time

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There was a first?

dim inlet
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that duck pic is in my phone otherwise I would post it again

frail cedar
patent osprey
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I see you're making full use of no steppy snek

frail cedar
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Ye

astral magnet
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Since when was there a first time today

frail cedar
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It fully expresses my thoughts @ randoms

dim inlet
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โœ‹ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ

tame sparrow
void spade
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Okay guys quick poll. I'm slightly drunk(can still type without significant amount of errors) and have work tomorrow but it's only 8:39pm here should i drink more?

frail cedar
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๐Ÿ‡ซ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ผ ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ซ ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฉ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ช

ashen orbit
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lol

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gladly

tame sparrow
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Looks like Ashley needs to go in the Angry Dome

astral magnet
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Ashley dome*

void spade
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Besafe counts as a yes

ashen orbit
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Static drink more

frail cedar
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Besaf is yes

frail cedar
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Lmao

void spade
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Okay brb more drink

frail cedar
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Just be carefullll

ashen orbit
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k

void spade
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Chimken nug time

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I'm home it's okay

hasty nest
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water down your drinks then

void spade
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And boyfriend here to make sure no die

ashen orbit
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lol nice

void spade
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Fuck a water

ashen orbit
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just one question

void spade
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Hih

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Huh*

ashen orbit
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what gender are you again static?

void spade
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Male

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I'm bi

tame sparrow
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You'll just die later instead when your pancreas gives out

ashen orbit
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oh i see, awesome

hasty nest
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mix em with kool aid then

void spade
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I still fuck bitches we good

ashen orbit
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have fun with your bf then bro

frail cedar
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Woah

ashen orbit
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Lmao

void spade
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LMAO

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okay chimken nug time

frail cedar
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Well if static is drinking ima drink plant

void spade
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Plant?

frail cedar
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And by drink plant i mean inhale plant

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Yr

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Ye

safe isle
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drink plant

hasty nest
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photosynthesis

ashen orbit
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so you're gonna eat a salad 1

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?

tame sparrow
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You guys are dumb im gonna go play a game

frail cedar
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No I'm gonna ignite the forest greenery and consume the smoke and flame

hasty nest
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brisket sounds good to me

ashen orbit
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ah i see, just go to Australia, you can also have some free charred koala meat as well there

hasty nest
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just export the rains down in Africa to Australia

void spade
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Wait it rained in Australia tho i saw it on reddit

bold quest
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That's the seasoning

ashen orbit
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it did

fading nymph
ashen orbit
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oh look, shorty mac short nugget returned

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how you doing shorty mac short nugget?

void spade
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wait

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who's short mac short nugget

ashen orbit
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snow

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lol

frank moth
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so i found the fourth secret and ill say

how the fuck

fading nymph
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4 foot 10...

frail cedar
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5'4

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Oh wow

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Snow is baybee

ashen orbit
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lol

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shirties

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shorties

foggy thorn
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shirts?

ashen orbit
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I'm 6'1

foggy thorn
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holy

ashen orbit
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yes shirts

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I'm wearing a shirt rn

foggy thorn
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I m only 5'9 :(

ashen orbit
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Kuaka where are you on the scale of dwarfness?

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ehh, tall dwarf

foggy thorn
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tallest in my family

hushed gull
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On tinder I'm 6'

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I was blursed with the 5'11

ashen orbit
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lel

foggy thorn
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smh not even 6'

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why even exist

hushed gull
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I'm practically a manlet

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Rip my life

ashen orbit
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lol

hushed gull
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Don't gloat too much Chad

void spade
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@foggy thorn arent u like 16

foggy thorn
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no

supple kraken
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hes 12

foggy thorn
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I'm 59

hushed gull
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Just watch, once i stop being short and awkward and anxious and tired and sad, I'll come for ya

foggy thorn
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trust me

frail cedar
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Chrisf can't handle but mansplain his issues

foggy thorn
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wtf is mansplain

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is it one of those stupid terms

supple kraken
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you have to be a man

foggy thorn
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oh ok

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I wouldn't know

frail cedar
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I don't know either

foggy thorn
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ok

frail cedar
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ok

fleet ivy
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Ok

tropic pond
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ok

gleaming rock
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Ok

foggy thorn
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ok

near wharf
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oof

worldly merlin
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bounded bob

Kinky

wispy dagger
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well ghostly bob can be considered spectre bob but ghostly bob is different in naming

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and bounded bob reminded me of the one bob you showed earlier with what looked like webs wrapping around it which is different than most bobs

void spade
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more alcohol consumed

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whaddup

frail cedar
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Oof

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Wheream I

wispy dagger
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in some discord about idle skilling

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a land of make believe

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and wonerderous delight

frail cedar
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Hhhh

dim inlet
foggy thorn
tawdry seal
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

spare vapor
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s word

void spade
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@spare vapor Shut?

frail cedar
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Ban duck

spare vapor
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shit

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no

red cobalt
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๐ŸŒ

wispy dagger
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hmmmm

golden ivy
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@spare vapor Sombrero

spare vapor
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shit

golden ivy
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Sad

frail cedar
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Holy shit tyr reverted from the senate

void spade
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:(((

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I liked senatyr

frail cedar
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Senetye

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I'm still mad at dudes for saying i talk too much

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Fuck that guy

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(Kidding)

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But still fuck that guy

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The day he turned mod confused me

wispy dagger
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my mind is confusion

frail cedar
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It was like my 4th day here

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And idk apparently he meets the job criteria

gray thunder
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I have a question because I am super confused I finally unlocked the last set of skills but they have locks or some shit on them and Iโ€™m only able to upgrade three of them how the hell do I unlock the other ones? Also itโ€™s the iOS version if that makes a difference

frail cedar
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#_. But also ice cream

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Finish purgatory all the way through, go to portal

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Dairy isle

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Take contract, repeat

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By the by purgatory means purg all the way to oblivion

gray thunder
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OK thank you very much appreciate it cause I got to be all those damn things first before it will unlock the other skill sets damn thatโ€™s gonna take a while son of a bitch I just barely made it to the lunar isle haha

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Then Iโ€™m not strong enough to get past the first guy

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Damn

frail cedar
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Yeah it ramps hardcore

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Utilize smithing/potions/cards

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And power to ya ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Oh, and level pet passives whenever you can do that

gray thunder
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Perfect thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve been working on itโ€™s just been slow going much appreciated

pearl oak
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What a beautiful day

fleet ivy
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When did I say you talk too much?

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I mean I've thought it many times, but I've never said it

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@frail cedar

frail cedar
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Lmao

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I don't even think it was you dudes

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I'm just talking shit ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

fleet ivy
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I feel falsely accused

frail cedar
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Ye

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Sucks don't it

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This server uses 1700's law

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Guilty until proven innocent

fleet ivy
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She's a witch!

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I'm okay with that

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I'm a guy

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I can just blurt out things in the 1700's and people listen

frail cedar
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He's a miscellaneous monster!

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Instant death

fleet ivy
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Melt the witch! acid!

frail cedar
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Kill the monster! Pitchforks!

wispy dagger
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hmmmm

winged arch
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what if this game had a seasonal league with a leaderboard?

pearl oak
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Eh. That might be a tad hard

foggy thorn
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nah it's possible

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he said he can make clans

pearl oak
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Well shit.

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Why don't we have clans yet???

foggy thorn
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๐Ÿคท

pearl oak
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Get on it kuaka.

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Plz

winged arch
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when lava released that update infographic i was stunned

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he is so productive

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kudos to him

foggy thorn
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might

pearl oak
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Oh. So that's a no.

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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

foggy thorn
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lol

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he said it used the same system as cloudsave

pearl oak
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And see how that's turned out

foggy thorn
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owuld

pearl oak
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I don't see naything wrogn with that

wispy dagger
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hmmm

frail cedar
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Clan lost

autumn copper
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No thanks to high scores/clans.

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Time Travellers will ruin it for everyone.

frail cedar
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That's gonna keep happening unless lava makes the game server side

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he won't

pearl oak
#

That would be awesome actually.

wispy dagger
#

hmm

frail cedar
#

It's more cost effective to have the app stay client side

#

Less resources, less shit that needs to happen on lavas end

pearl oak
#

Yeah duh...forgot about that.

frail cedar
#

Ye we all know how lava likes being efficient

pearl oak
#

Lavas the ... Most.... Efficient person in IS

near wharf
#

woah

#

i found the first gem design

fleet ivy
#

It's dull

#

For a gem

near wharf
#

yea thats why it was the first design

fleet ivy
#

Lava I'm hungry. Can you make IS also deliver food

dim inlet
#

3d looking gem comming next

fleet ivy
#

Idle Skilling and delivery

wispy dagger
#

its still nice ..

fleet ivy
#

Uber idle Skilling

pearl oak
#

That would be nice

fleet ivy
#

Listen to the needs of the people. We need food delivered while playing your game

pearl oak
#

Why did my color change

safe isle
#

you boosted

fleet ivy
#

Nitro must be higher than talking ranks now

pearl oak
#

Oh. Well shit. That's cool

foggy thorn
#

it's below overlords

pearl oak
#

I'm still cultist

fleet ivy
#

I said talking ranks:p

foggy thorn
#

nere

#

d

pearl oak
foggy thorn
#

nice

pearl oak
#

BTW. That's!! An achievement pic

#

Lol

foggy thorn
#

#69

dim inlet
#

You should change that blue to match your name's color now, otherwise ban

pearl oak
#

Thatll be tricky. But ok

golden ivy
#

hi

wispy dagger
#

hello bray

golden ivy
#

Im slowly becoming less active

#

oh noes

wispy dagger
#

you're fine

#

just

#

be more active

#

and nobody will notice a thing ๐Ÿ‘€

golden ivy
#

eh

iron glacier
#

Itโ€™s uneven

#

My ocd how can I fix

#

Thatโ€™s probably the best I could do

#

HMM Iโ€™m blue now

golden ivy
#

Have you tried skipping red

#

And the red can come from the bars underneath

fleet ivy
#

Idle skill and chill. The new idle and streaming site

wispy dagger
#

halo tho

errant forge
woven apex
#

DRB

fossil stratus
#

Is there a cube?

livid lava
#

morning guys

golden ivy
#

did anyone else notice (or perhaps im just dumb) that in the basketball thingy it says:

TRIAL 1
TRIAL 2
TRAIL 3

#

?

near wharf
#

hahaha its a classic meme innit

golden ivy
#

oh

near wharf
#

fixing it at this point would be a shame

golden ivy
#

ok

#

and how about "You were last seen in the SPELUNK"

#

shouldnt it be "you were last seen in the tunnels" / "you were last seen spelunking"?

near wharf
#

oh thats just because i think spelunking doesnt fit

#

but i cant say tunnels because tunnels = spelunking and construction

#

but there is a different one for construction

golden ivy
#

hmm

#

the spelunking dillema

near wharf
#

lemme see this

#

oh yea

#

it just says spelunk lol

#

yea its because the ING wouldnt have fit

#

hence why it also says Construct instead of Construction

golden ivy
#

๐Ÿ‡ญ โ“‚๏ธ

#

catbob will this be /is this an official enemy

tawdry seal
#

Hey does anyone else get ads on IS

twin hound
#

Damn it! I look. Away for one second, and miss a card for the cursed

#

But then another dropped right as I was typing that

fleet ivy
#

What's wrong with the laughing emoji?

junior jungle
#

Heโ€™s a broke farmer?

#

Inconsiderate of the lower classโ€™semotions?

kind rover
#

I love the laughing emoji. My favorite one here. hahaha

golden ivy
#

Might get another snow day tomorrow

#

Didn't get one today because it stopped right before they usually put out the announcement

frail cedar
#

I've returned

#

Ban bray

mighty shadow
#

So, two screens was added, spelunk and construct

#

Epic

woven apex
kind rover
#

It's time for more sleep
Bob

unique otter
frail cedar
golden ivy
#

Are u seriously watch- still up this late on a school night

#

smh

arctic badge
#

Ok

twin hound
#

Here we go again with the potion rng... This time, yellow potions

#

Ripperoo being the last yellow potion I need

#

So long as I still find sources of damage I can invest in, I'll have no reason to ascend

#

Managed to get up to 10k blue

#

Still not enough to reach bog...

#

If I can get og damage, that ought to be a great boost in damage

junior jungle
#

Ascend away bruh

#

Donโ€™t listen to these idiots.

#

@twin hound Youโ€™re in no danger. Go for it

twin hound
#

This is my own decision to push development in botany and tunnels, spending days on one ascension

#

While steadily making my way through purgatory

junior jungle
#

Youโ€™ve exacted the art of wasting time, much like me

#

Just do you and affordably

#

The rest might fall in line?

twin hound
#

If I ascend now, I'm not sure how long it will take to get back to that point

#

Couple days of having to return to that point

#

Which would mean wasted time

junior jungle
#

Ascending...

twin hound
#

Currently, I'm in a good position for developing what I need to progress

#

I feel

junior jungle
#

Weโ€™ll go with how you feel

#

Big flag raised if nobody but you have that raised flag. Who knows though....

tawdry seal
#

Beans

frail cedar
#

Wtf

tawdry seal
#

Mmm rebirth gunna kill you then

frail cedar
#

Is this unoptimised horrid shit

#

Always ascend

#

Do potions

#

Ascend

twin hound
#

Working on potions as we speak

frail cedar
#

Ye

tawdry seal
#

Donโ€™t forget asylum to get base levels

frail cedar
#

Then, when those stop leveling, rb/acend

tawdry seal
#

Went from 96 potion rebirthed instantly went to 140

twin hound
#

I have no idea how to deal with gorshank, so chain leveling is out of the question

#

Might need more damage for his second head, which just kills me in a single second anyways

junior jungle
#

So no idle or critical

#

Save them keys boyo

random hollow
#

Was the ball game changed in the last update? It bounces out so much more now

fleet ivy
#

@twin hound Gorshank has two phases. Turn on poison until one of the heads dies (shown by it turning dark) then IMMEDIATELY hit flurry. After the first head dies all your abilities turn off.

#

That's likely why you're dying

humble monolith
#

Yeah

#

Idk why your abilities turn off

#

It makes farming him pretty bloody annoying

fleet ivy
#

Because that phase is over

frail cedar
#

Is it sad that I've never seen gorshes phases because i either nuke him or he nukes me

#

I didn't farm asylum till wayyyyy late

fleet ivy
#

It's still easy to die to him lol

frail cedar
#

Tis

fleet ivy
#

Strategy works better than randomly hitting skills

frail cedar
#

Uhm?

#

Imagine starting gorsh and hitting tap into flurry

#

So

#

random

#

My ass

#

Lmao

fleet ivy
#

We used to just flail at him before we figured out his mechanics worked lol

#

For like the first half day

frail cedar
#

#AncientGang

humble monolith
#

It's mostly annoying because I haven't seen phase 2 not insta yeet you

#

So you need perfect timing

fleet ivy
#

Pretty sure gor 11 still kills me within 2 seconds

#

And I've had more than visually capped health for more than two patches lol

frail cedar
#

Ye, it's weird how high tier fighting is pretty much nuke v nuke

#

Like when I'm grinding up narc, if i like forget to press flurry I'll get 2 deeged by first boy

#

Because infinite damage dealing

wispy dagger
#

hmmmm

frail cedar
#

Problem, jodoc?

#

You okay?

wispy dagger
#

gotta like that seal skill tho

#

nah im not im fine

#

i mean yes

frail cedar
#

I can't be bothered to press seal

#

Who has time for that

wispy dagger
#

seal helps everything

frail cedar
#

But we can kill the bosses in .2 seconds so.

#

Why bother

#

Is what I'm saying

wispy dagger
#

you spam first skills then go to next with valor and chrit hit and seal then go into the 2nd skill set

fleet ivy
#

Yeah if I can't insta them idc about them lol

frail cedar
#

^

wispy dagger
#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

fleet ivy
#

The only time I cared about using seal was pre narc 150

frail cedar
#

I'm gonna

#

pre

wispy dagger
#

well thats annoying

frail cedar
#

What

wispy dagger
#

i was doing something in pixel stuffs and computer took a nuke to the bluescreen and so did my stuff

frail cedar
#

Oh no!

#

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

tame sparrow
#

So we've all seen stupidly lowered cars with ridiculous looking stanced wheels, right?

wispy dagger
#

vad owns one

fleet ivy
#

Hopefully it was only pyromancer stuff

tame sparrow
wispy dagger
#

na it was top secret sauce stuff

#

only the best of cooking

tame sparrow
#

'Twas a porn

wispy dagger
#

vad thats too low

fleet ivy
#

Ruined now

tame sparrow
#

Ashley is weed legal where you are

fleet ivy
#

Porn blue screened your computer, don't lie

wispy dagger
#

no dudes

#

i swear it wasnt

fleet ivy
#

No Dudes porn?

frail cedar
#

No

wispy dagger
#

no

frail cedar
#

I just smoke it anyway

tame sparrow
#

Jodoc, if you weren't making pixel porn before, you are now inspired. Meatlord's blessings upon your porning

#

Damn, I was gonna suggest you apply at a dispensary

frail cedar
#

Ashley x Lava now fr

#

Also, ye

wispy dagger
#

i mean i wont say that i havent made innapropiate things before

frail cedar
#

Would

fleet ivy
#

Gotta leach off that sugar daddy

frail cedar
#

JODOCU

wispy dagger
#

hmmmmm

frail cedar
#

Please protec pixel porns

tame sparrow
#

"J-Jodoc-kuuuun" baka'd ashley, quietly.

twin hound
#

So close

fleet ivy
#

Yeah I heard that extra anime too lol

twin hound
#

Thanks for the tip on gorshank

fleet ivy
#

Np

wispy dagger
#

its okay ashley ill make sure dudes gets it

frail cedar
#

ahem

tame sparrow
#

The easiest way to beat gorshank is to tap his bell 11 times and then just hit all 5 basic skill buttons as soon as you see him activate

fleet ivy
#

Wrong lol

#

That's how you die

#

Scroll up, I gave the best strategy

tame sparrow
#

I mean, I beat him about 1200 keys worth of times doing it that way

wispy dagger
#

i seal then spam him with my attacks

#

bam

fleet ivy
#

You run the risk of your skills being on cooldown when phase 2 starts that way

wispy dagger
#

dudes did you see It

tame sparrow
#

Kaaaaaay

fleet ivy
#

Yeah I saw "it"

#

No lava lamp though

wispy dagger
#

ashleys gonna be so mad

frail cedar
#

Hm?

tame sparrow
#

Dudes receives debuff: Fear of Clowns

#

jodoc pm it to me

fleet ivy
#

Clowns are happy people

frail cedar
#

Jodoc

fleet ivy
#

You couldn't handle it

frail cedar
#

Give

tame sparrow
#

I wouldn't call them "people"

wispy dagger
#

lol

fleet ivy
#

None of you

tame sparrow
#

god jodoc that's hot

twin hound
#

What is this bell people keep mentioning?

fleet ivy
#

The bell

twin hound
#

I see no bell in the asylum chamber

tame sparrow
#

I'll be in my bunk

#

The bell only appears on the 15 key difficulty

twin hound
#

Oh

tame sparrow
#

each time you tap the bell, up to 11 times, the fight gets more harder and more rewardinger

twin hound
#

Well I'm nowhere near being able to do 15 key asylums

fleet ivy
#

Ignore my key amount. I'm a hoarder

pliant schooner
#

Alright someone tell me out of these which to eat a sausage roll,a square sausage roll a bacon roll or an egg roll

frail cedar
#

Hhhwooooooo Jodoc frest mich bitte ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

tame sparrow
#

Por ques no las dos

twin hound
#

Egg roll

#

Can't do wrong with an egg roll

wispy dagger
#

rising combine them all into one

pliant schooner
#

Egg roll should I have bacon with it as well.

tame sparrow
#

eat them all

twin hound
#

Unless we are thinking two different foods

pliant schooner
#

Alright I will do it

fleet ivy
#

My picture shows exactly how to use the bell Marcus

tame sparrow
#

The MEatLord commands you

errant forge
#

My classmate that was really smart just got a D from physics where it counts, so he lost his chances to get on good middle schools

twin hound
#

When I think egg roll, I think chinese

tame sparrow
#

You're a middle schooler Ondra?

pliant schooner
#

I mean a roll that has an egg in it

#

A cooked egg

twin hound
#

Sausage egg and cheese then

frail cedar
#

Fuck bees

twin hound
#

And a hash brown puck

pliant schooner
#

Alright now choose a roll an ayeshire roll or a morning roll

tame sparrow
#

If you don't eat them all you're a coward and a charlatan

wispy dagger
#

oh so you arent making a sausage wrappd bacon egg roll (like chinese food but breakfast only inside)

pliant schooner
#

U are choosing my breakfast here

#

Yeah but which roll

bright juniper
#

Can i fit in?

wispy dagger
#

make inverted sandwich

pliant schooner
#

I will make it fir

#

Fit

bright juniper
#

Fir

pliant schooner
#

Someone tell me which roll

bright juniper
#

How do I join Bob gang

pliant schooner
#

I won't do it unless someone tells me

frail cedar
#

No

bright juniper
#

Ok

frail cedar
#

Bob gsng isn't joined

bright juniper
#

I cried.

tame sparrow
#

If someone doesn't invent a brain/computer interface soon I'm gonna have to buy a large tank and go all Serial Experiments Lain up in here

pliant schooner
#

Morning or ayeshire roll

wispy dagger
#

a morning ayeshire roll

bright juniper
#

Who's the chief leader at bob gsng?

fleet ivy
#

Me

pliant schooner
#

This is now everything I will be eating

wispy dagger
#

even the bag?

#

damn

frail cedar
#

@bright juniper me

wispy dagger
#

or the stuff on the table too

pliant schooner
#

And the newspaper

wispy dagger
#

hmmmm

#

yes

#

eat the table

fleet ivy
#

Newspaper doesn't taste that good

tame sparrow
#

Consume The Flesh

fleet ivy
#

Glass hurts your teeth

frail cedar
#

The second i became a bandit bob i vouched for the role. And i stayed a bob until i was promoted to wiki nerd

wispy dagger
#

eat the knowledge

pliant schooner
#

Dudes I am a cook I can cook anything

#

Even newspaper

tame sparrow
#

Become The Flesh

fleet ivy
#

Cook the butt flaps of a baby elephant

pliant schooner
#

That's just meat easy

dim inlet
#

You must be a turtle for eating that much plastic

tame sparrow
#

Lest you cease to be

fleet ivy
#

Here's another ash, now I'm going to be confused again

frail cedar
#

I am

#

Fucking

#

Ashley

#

Ree

wispy dagger
#

you are doing what

frail cedar
#

Fucking myself

wispy dagger
#

hot

tame sparrow
#

Excellent you took my advice

fleet ivy
#

Better ketchem, ash

bright juniper
#

No

#

Who ash?

tame sparrow
#

There is no ash, ash is not real.
Only The Flesh is real

fleet ivy
#

So many people

wispy dagger
#

people so many

frail cedar
#

Nobody calls me Ash, @bright juniper

tame sparrow
#

Thus spake thy lord of meats

fleet ivy
#

Ash flame

wispy dagger
#

a shley

bright juniper
pliant schooner
#

I will send pic when u am done u can judge

bright juniper
#

Who's ash

tame sparrow
#

Send Meat Pics

wispy dagger
#

what kind

bright juniper
#

Thighs

pliant schooner
tame sparrow
#

Beef, pork, chicken, ostrich, elephant, hyena

#

Anything meaty

bright juniper
#

That's not thigh

frail cedar
#

@bright juniper fuck bees

bright juniper
#

No u

fleet ivy
#

Talking to yourself is bad

frail cedar
#

No, you

wispy dagger
#

hmm

fleet ivy
#

They never type at the same time

bright juniper
#

It's time to stop pretending. I am an alt.

fleet ivy
#

Anyone else notice?

bright juniper
#

I am ambidextrous

frail cedar
#

Yeah sorry guys, let me get rid of this inferior alt

fleet ivy
#

So confusing having 2 ash's

tame sparrow
#

I shall consume tha, flesh that tha are, return to this meaty form

frail cedar
#

If i could state something

bright juniper
#

Sse? If we are not the same then our messages should be beside each one.

livid lava
#

hahaha so I went for the psychology test.... oh boy, I answered like half of the questions, and then she told me "well we will talk" oh boy I noped out of there really quickly.... but I bough coat so I am happy

frail cedar
#

My usertag is as is, how i set it

#

Ash, uses a nick

wispy dagger
#

ash is fake

#

ashley is real

fleet ivy
#

I just want you to know, it took everything I had not to mute you temporarily after you said "if I could state something" lol

frail cedar
#

Dudes aboos

bright juniper
#

Yeah, he doesnt even know who tf is in my pfp

fleet ivy
#

For my own laughs

livid lava
#

that is sexist

fleet ivy
#

Looks like the fire ice guy from academia

tame sparrow
#

Demote everyone, promote the consumption of meat

frail cedar
#

Wtf

fleet ivy
#

Haha

frail cedar
#

Who killed my pole

wispy dagger
#

dudes ate that pole

frail cedar
#

I will fucking end tou

bright juniper
#

Pole

frail cedar
#

You

livid lava
#

how could u promote rape and killing of inocent animals

#

pffff

fleet ivy
#

Poll

#

Christ it's poll guys

bright juniper
#

Pole

fleet ivy
#

Poll

wispy dagger
#

you like eating poles

frail cedar
#

I will reverse smoke jumper this fucking chat

tame sparrow
#

do you have a higher res version of the snake grenade flag

wispy dagger
#

jump jump jump

fleet ivy
#

5 waters to put the fire out

bright juniper
#

I'm burning

#

No wait i can't

pliant schooner
#

6 water or greater to drown

bright juniper
#

I am fire

frail cedar
#

Crap

#

Upscale failure

wispy dagger
#

i read that wrong in the picture

fleet ivy
#

Repost

tame sparrow
#

I don't want the original upscaled lol, it'll just be full of artifacting and garbage

#

I was wondering if that was shrunk from a higher res version

frail cedar
#

@fleet ivy

fleet ivy
#

What

wispy dagger
#

this one has grass

frail cedar
#

You can't extinguish holy flames with water you anti-nerd

fleet ivy
#

You can with enough power

frail cedar
#

No

tame sparrow
#

quick, everyone pee on ashley

fleet ivy
#

Post a holy flame

frail cedar
#

Wut

#

Pee

fleet ivy
#

Bam

frail cedar
#

Wow so cool

wispy dagger
tame sparrow
#

Pissssssss

fleet ivy
#

Extinguished

pliant schooner
#

OK bacon cooked doing egg now

bright juniper
#

Mogaobyeus.

tame sparrow
#

mog

frail cedar
#

Anyway, fuck dudes

fleet ivy
#

I heard you don't

bright juniper
#

Who's on top?

frail cedar
#

Only specific dudes

#

And me

fleet ivy
#

Lol

wispy dagger
#

yo mama

#

@bright juniper

fleet ivy
#

I'm the fun mod, don't lie Ashley

frail cedar
#

Eh

wispy dagger
#

but funny tries to be funner than you

errant forge
#

Tyr brought back the hairy PFP

fleet ivy
#

"Tries" correct

bright juniper
#

Why is your pfp looks like from ngu

errant forge
#

Which pfp

pliant schooner
#

Here is half

frail cedar
#

^

fleet ivy
#

I'm not sure what you just said

bright juniper
#

Jodoc

wispy dagger
#

rising picture

#

incoming

pliant schooner
frail cedar
#

Jdooc is brubs

wispy dagger
#

watch out

#

its hot

pliant schooner
#

Still doing the sausages

fleet ivy
#

Lol use some paper towels on all that grease yo

pliant schooner
#

I am not licking the plate

tame sparrow
wispy dagger
#

turn on your vaccum

pliant schooner
#

How do I add a sound clip

wispy dagger
#

summoning magic

fleet ivy
#

You don't

bright juniper
#

^

wispy dagger
#

drag and drop mp3 files

pliant schooner
#

Well no vacuum then sry jodac

fleet ivy
#

I don't think it's enabled

#

Just watch that video of that lady eating a grapefruit

errant forge
#

The only DBZ which I play is Dokkan Battle

wispy dagger
#

such random

tame sparrow
#

Close the door, turn out the light,
No they won't be home tonight

wispy dagger
#

rhyme

fleet ivy
#

That's the shit flak would chime in with lol. Random stuff that has nothing to do with anything talked about

frail cedar
#

Now for grapefruiting you gotta make sure the grapefruit is room temperature, and then you're gonna roll it

pliant schooner
#

OK it's ready

tame sparrow
#

Grapefruits are fucking garbage

pliant schooner
#

Ohh wait I forgot something

tame sparrow
#

samwich

#

mustard, needs mustard

fleet ivy
#

Lmao you wiped the plate off. I was only kidding bro

wispy dagger
#

he licked it

pliant schooner
wispy dagger
#

thats right

pliant schooner
#

Complete

wispy dagger
#

eat it

tame sparrow
#

The snow falls hard and don'cha know,
The winds of Thor are blowing cold

#

They're wearing steel that's bright and true,
Thye carry news that must get through