#off-topic-chat
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ooo roasted
Women talk a lot < women make better speakers
Women make better speakers < Rhetoric makes better speakers
The sound quality is poor
too much talk doesn't equal good talk
also i disagree with your sexist premises for this
Too much talk can debilitate learning.
Too much talk is spam and not allowed
Why use many words when few word do trick?
lol
I have spoken.
Dudes talking shit is the only reason i even said anything don't fricken @ me
Ashley started sexist remarks confirmed
forehead
Yep i saw it
Unconfirmed.
Let's see proof of the contrary
Ima just ๐
ok
u don't want?
AshleyFlame more like dumb dumb
@fleet ivy you're a poopy head
Calling dudes dumb does sound a bit sexist
Oh shit
What did I miss my internet was crap and I had to fix it
My name is a catch 22 sorry
I wonder if Dudes is one person
Static, why you being sexist? XD
banned
#BanDudes
Wow sexist much
Wwoooooooooow
If i surpass dudes in rank, i get to be him, right?
Why you trying to get all the dudes banned?
#replaceDudeswithAshley
^
No ashley it doesn't work like that or I'd already have Funny's spot
What did males do to you?
@frail cedar how do you have a red rank never thought of that
Wiki lass
nah
Ash is the developer
it's lad now
Not seeing the lass part ๐ค
Hurry up with the update
lass
@frail cedar hello lava I'm bratz
Lava go fix bugs
Oof gottem
Haha jk, Lava doesn't fix bugs
Maybe lady lava will
You know what, brb right back
Be right back right back?
Ikr
Smh my head, shut
Smh my head
It's purposeful
Lol out loud rdi
smhmh
Skh Kuaka's head
lolololololol
they're not bugs, they're surprise unintended mechanics @woven apex
Are you guys excited for the lootboxes update?
#uninstall
Maybe
Yeah I need a nap.
Every card pack is a loot box. Change my mind
Looksoxes
k
Who getting loot boxes
Idle Skilling
Whatโs the loot? We already got card packs and eggs
The bad thing about the card packs is you donโt get anything from duplicates
Iโm waiting for the multiplayer raid bosses for idle skilling
What's happening
@woven apex was he? I was here when he was talking about their design and stuff
lmao
gn
Gn
ok
no that generally makes it worse
then you are left to your imagination and dreams that run wild
oof, 10 ticket king, no drop at all
Get those gains up
my raid drop luck is as capped as can be, it doesn't change that you can roll 10 blanks : /
the drops are fucked
They always have been
yea, it's just annoying that the last pro rifts are gated behind foil bosses
the cards are fucked too
Have we even confirmed they all still drop in the original raids?
only thing I can confirm is I haven't had a raid card drop since the update
I've gotten one since the update
Same
at least I have all the asylum cards and pets
hallo
Warning: The MeatLord has entered the facility
Hello
Bacon's blessings upon you my son
:D
thanks for all the fish
you're no one's mother lol
ich bin ein berliner!
and if you don't know that infamous quote....you're in like 5th grade or something
blh bah lbha
@patent osprey I don't know that infamous quote and I'm not in 5th grade
I'm 20 and depressed
just google it and it pops up
I wish I was back in 5th grade...
Just did my first rebirth and thank christ for the kill multiplier upgrade in the rebirth tree
Hey does anyone want some free gems??
๐I'll give 2 people who Retweet 1,500 gems each!
If more than 50% of people answer the question correctly:
๐I'll give 3 people who Retween 2,500 gems each!
QUESTION:
Which of the following Bobs does NOT exist in game?
ghostly is the answer
fuck how do I retween?????????????
the question has weird answers
what
like
instead of saying one word it gets replaced with a synonym
of the word that is in game
are you using an translator or something
does enigmatic booster do anything if i havent completet any questlines yet?
Finally completed all bottom ice creams
but i take it enig. booster is actually super good?
and you caan get it where a bot posts lava's twitter posts in another channel or something
but that might ruin the fun of secret that only people who follow know
be me and put the wrong answer on purpose
in just 2.5 fishing levels i can complete kid death
i dont see you
I'm blind
eugh thats nauseaus
pls remove that lmao
i literally cant look at it cus it makes me sick
thats one fluffy dog
im just gonna, leave the chat until its gone
Yep. It's broken though. It goes meow
How is he gonna know its gone if he leaves? O.o
It's a paradox I tell you. Paradox!
He probably could a just blocked me to avoid looking at it. Lmao
You know what would be completely unnecessary? Bowling ball with bobs face on it and bowling pins that look like bob
i actually wanted to do that but with mini lava
In trying to see if this place will make a bowling ball for me. Wish me luck. Lmao
Fuck bees
Fuck the bees
You have to smoke them out first then you can fuck them
lmao
I'd still never fuck them lol
You know you want the free honey
why is it that everytime i come back it's always something somehow related to sex and fucking?
Uhm
i dunno
Shadow you're just selectively seeing
Because I came back as soon as your name popped up
what isn't related to sex and fucking
^
I was about to leave lmao
Ash, no, literally everytime i pop up there's something about fucking going on here
so
What
fuck caps lock man
Remember when we talked about bees. That was great.
no lol
no
So. Do dragons gave sex or do they just fertilize the eggs like birds.
What
Wait we had this convo

@fading nymph I asked furrybot and dragons 100% fuck
I know. I was being a troll. Trying to make glax uncomfortable.
Cause he called me creepy a few weeks ago
Fuck everybody, that's my motto
Dunno what you just said.
unlucky for you, i have a very strong sex drive so anything sexual i can tolerate and most enjoy
mate*
But I'll bite your ankles off
it's hard to make me uncomfortable, aka it takes a lot to make me uncomfortable
go ahead, I'll bash in your brains
Hate crimes against short peoples
glax bash my brains bb ๐ฉ
bash my ๐
lol, don't worry sluts, i have enough feet for all your freaky needs
thanks daddy
๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฉ
^ get these to 1000 reacts
we're practically there already
lol
also alcohol is sick
I've got a goat that needs breeding.
how hot is ur goat on a scale of 1-10
Lemme take it's temperature
โ2
why do you have that gif @safe isle
i typed it into discord and discord had it
that's a bit off the scale of 1-10 @fading nymph
There's a 10 and a 2 in it
Alright have fun. Imma go do short people stuff like use a stool to cook food and climb on top of a counter to reach the top shelf.
lol
aquarium diving ๐
POGGERS
No u
Callin people poggers and you don't even have contracts 7-9 unlocked
its an achiev, you can post it here tho
beehee bang
#511292561109942312 k thx
that channel is for in game suggestions
Here's what you can do with your achievement
ik
This is the second time today I've needed to post this at you @astral magnet
that duck pic is in my phone otherwise I would post it again
I see you're making full use of no steppy snek
Ye
Since when was there a first time today
It fully expresses my thoughts @ randoms
โ ๐ข ๐
Okay guys quick poll. I'm slightly drunk(can still type without significant amount of errors) and have work tomorrow but it's only 8:39pm here should i drink more?
๐ซ ๐ด ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ด ๐ผ ๐น ๐ญ ๐ช ๐ซ ๐บ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฌ ๐ท ๐บ ๐ฑ ๐ช ๐ธ ๐ด ๐ท ๐ฉ ๐ฎ ๐ช
Looks like Ashley needs to go in the Angry Dome
Ashley dome*
Besafe counts as a yes
Static drink more
Besaf is yes
Lmao
Okay brb more drink
Just be carefullll
k
water down your drinks then
And boyfriend here to make sure no die
lol nice
Fuck a water
just one question
what gender are you again static?
You'll just die later instead when your pancreas gives out
oh i see, awesome
mix em with kool aid then
I still fuck bitches we good
have fun with your bf then bro
Woah
Lmao
Well if static is drinking ima drink plant
Plant?
drink plant
photosynthesis
You guys are dumb im gonna go play a game
No I'm gonna ignite the forest greenery and consume the smoke and flame
brisket sounds good to me
ah i see, just go to Australia, you can also have some free charred koala meat as well there
just export the rains down in Africa to Australia
Wait it rained in Australia tho i saw it on reddit
That's the seasoning
it did

so i found the fourth secret and ill say
how the fuck
4 foot 10...
shirts?
I'm 6'1
holy
I m only 5'9 :(
tallest in my family
lel
lol
Don't gloat too much Chad
@foggy thorn arent u like 16
no
hes 12
I'm 59
Just watch, once i stop being short and awkward and anxious and tired and sad, I'll come for ya
trust me
Chrisf can't handle but mansplain his issues
you have to be a man
I don't know either
ok
ok
Ok
ok
Ok
ok
bounded bob
Kinky
well ghostly bob can be considered spectre bob but ghostly bob is different in naming
and bounded bob reminded me of the one bob you showed earlier with what looked like webs wrapping around it which is different than most bobs
in some discord about idle skilling
a land of make believe
and wonerderous delight
Hhhh


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
s word
@spare vapor Shut?
Ban duck
๐
hmmmm
@spare vapor Sombrero
shit
Sad
Holy shit tyr reverted from the senate
Senetye
I'm still mad at dudes for saying i talk too much
Fuck that guy
(Kidding)
But still fuck that guy
The day he turned mod confused me
my mind is confusion
I have a question because I am super confused I finally unlocked the last set of skills but they have locks or some shit on them and Iโm only able to upgrade three of them how the hell do I unlock the other ones? Also itโs the iOS version if that makes a difference
#_. But also ice cream
Finish purgatory all the way through, go to portal
Dairy isle
Take contract, repeat
By the by purgatory means purg all the way to oblivion
OK thank you very much appreciate it cause I got to be all those damn things first before it will unlock the other skill sets damn thatโs gonna take a while son of a bitch I just barely made it to the lunar isle haha
Then Iโm not strong enough to get past the first guy
Damn
Yeah it ramps hardcore
Utilize smithing/potions/cards
And power to ya ๐
Oh, and level pet passives whenever you can do that
Perfect thatโs what Iโve been working on itโs just been slow going much appreciated
What a beautiful day
When did I say you talk too much?
I mean I've thought it many times, but I've never said it
@frail cedar
I feel falsely accused
She's a witch!
I'm okay with that
I'm a guy
I can just blurt out things in the 1700's and people listen
Melt the witch! acid!
Kill the monster! Pitchforks!
hmmmm
what if this game had a seasonal league with a leaderboard?
Eh. That might be a tad hard
๐คท
when lava released that update infographic i was stunned
he is so productive
kudos to him
And see how that's turned out
I don't see naything wrogn with that
hmmm
Clan lost
That would be awesome actually.
hmm
It's more cost effective to have the app stay client side
Less resources, less shit that needs to happen on lavas end
Yeah duh...forgot about that.
Ye we all know how lava likes being efficient
Lavas the ... Most.... Efficient person in IS
yea thats why it was the first design
Lava I'm hungry. Can you make IS also deliver food
3d looking gem comming next
Idle Skilling and delivery
its still nice ..
Uber idle Skilling
That would be nice
Listen to the needs of the people. We need food delivered while playing your game
Why did my color change
you boosted
Nitro must be higher than talking ranks now
Oh. Well shit. That's cool
it's below overlords
I'm still cultist
I said talking ranks:p
nice
#69
You should change that blue to match your name's color now, otherwise ban
Thatll be tricky. But ok
hi
hello bray
eh
Lmao looking in #achievement-pics I see this
Itโs uneven
My ocd how can I fix
Thatโs probably the best I could do
HMM Iโm blue now
Idle skill and chill. The new idle and streaming site
halo tho
DRB
Is there a cube?
morning guys
did anyone else notice (or perhaps im just dumb) that in the basketball thingy it says:
TRIAL 1
TRIAL 2
TRAIL 3
?
its a classic meme innit
oh
fixing it at this point would be a shame
ok
and how about "You were last seen in the SPELUNK"
shouldnt it be "you were last seen in the tunnels" / "you were last seen spelunking"?
oh thats just because i think spelunking doesnt fit
but i cant say tunnels because tunnels = spelunking and construction
but there is a different one for construction
lemme see this
oh yea
it just says spelunk lol
yea its because the ING wouldnt have fit
hence why it also says Construct instead of Construction
Hey does anyone else get ads on IS
Damn it! I look. Away for one second, and miss a card for the cursed
But then another dropped right as I was typing that
I love the laughing emoji. My favorite one here. 
Might get another snow day tomorrow
Didn't get one today because it stopped right before they usually put out the announcement


Ok
Here we go again with the potion rng... This time, yellow potions
Ripperoo being the last yellow potion I need
So long as I still find sources of damage I can invest in, I'll have no reason to ascend
Managed to get up to 10k blue
Still not enough to reach bog...
If I can get og damage, that ought to be a great boost in damage
Ascend away bruh
Donโt listen to these idiots.
@twin hound Youโre in no danger. Go for it
This is my own decision to push development in botany and tunnels, spending days on one ascension
While steadily making my way through purgatory
Youโve exacted the art of wasting time, much like me
Just do you and affordably
The rest might fall in line?
If I ascend now, I'm not sure how long it will take to get back to that point
Couple days of having to return to that point
Which would mean wasted time
Ascending...
Weโll go with how you feel
Big flag raised if nobody but you have that raised flag. Who knows though....
Beans
Wtf
Mmm rebirth gunna kill you then
Working on potions as we speak
Ye
Donโt forget asylum to get base levels
Then, when those stop leveling, rb/acend
Went from 96 potion rebirthed instantly went to 140
I have no idea how to deal with gorshank, so chain leveling is out of the question
Might need more damage for his second head, which just kills me in a single second anyways
Was the ball game changed in the last update? It bounces out so much more now
@twin hound Gorshank has two phases. Turn on poison until one of the heads dies (shown by it turning dark) then IMMEDIATELY hit flurry. After the first head dies all your abilities turn off.
That's likely why you're dying
Yeah
Idk why your abilities turn off
It makes farming him pretty bloody annoying
Because that phase is over
Is it sad that I've never seen gorshes phases because i either nuke him or he nukes me
I didn't farm asylum till wayyyyy late
It's still easy to die to him lol
Tis
Strategy works better than randomly hitting skills
Uhm?
Imagine starting gorsh and hitting tap into flurry
So
random
My ass
Lmao
We used to just flail at him before we figured out his mechanics worked lol
For like the first half day
#AncientGang
It's mostly annoying because I haven't seen phase 2 not insta yeet you
So you need perfect timing
Pretty sure gor 11 still kills me within 2 seconds
And I've had more than visually capped health for more than two patches lol
Ye, it's weird how high tier fighting is pretty much nuke v nuke
Like when I'm grinding up narc, if i like forget to press flurry I'll get 2 deeged by first boy
Because infinite damage dealing
hmmmm
seal helps everything
you spam first skills then go to next with valor and chrit hit and seal then go into the 2nd skill set
Yeah if I can't insta them idc about them lol
^
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
The only time I cared about using seal was pre narc 150
well thats annoying
What
i was doing something in pixel stuffs and computer took a nuke to the bluescreen and so did my stuff
So we've all seen stupidly lowered cars with ridiculous looking stanced wheels, right?
vad owns one
Hopefully it was only pyromancer stuff
'Twas a porn
vad thats too low
Ruined now
Ashley is weed legal where you are
Porn blue screened your computer, don't lie
No Dudes porn?
No
no
I just smoke it anyway
Jodoc, if you weren't making pixel porn before, you are now inspired. Meatlord's blessings upon your porning
Damn, I was gonna suggest you apply at a dispensary
i mean i wont say that i havent made innapropiate things before
Would
Gotta leach off that sugar daddy
JODOCU
hmmmmm
Please protec pixel porns
"J-Jodoc-kuuuun" baka'd ashley, quietly.
So close
Yeah I heard that extra anime too lol
Thanks for the tip on gorshank
Np
its okay ashley ill make sure dudes gets it
ahem
The easiest way to beat gorshank is to tap his bell 11 times and then just hit all 5 basic skill buttons as soon as you see him activate
I mean, I beat him about 1200 keys worth of times doing it that way
You run the risk of your skills being on cooldown when phase 2 starts that way
dudes did you see It
Kaaaaaay
ashleys gonna be so mad
Hm?
Clowns are happy people
Jodoc
You couldn't handle it
Give
I wouldn't call them "people"
lol
None of you
god jodoc that's hot
What is this bell people keep mentioning?
The bell
I see no bell in the asylum chamber
Oh
each time you tap the bell, up to 11 times, the fight gets more harder and more rewardinger
Well I'm nowhere near being able to do 15 key asylums
Alright someone tell me out of these which to eat a sausage roll,a square sausage roll a bacon roll or an egg roll
Hhhwooooooo Jodoc frest mich bitte ๐ฉ
Por ques no las dos
rising combine them all into one
Egg roll should I have bacon with it as well.
eat them all
Unless we are thinking two different foods
Alright I will do it
My picture shows exactly how to use the bell Marcus
The MEatLord commands you
My classmate that was really smart just got a D from physics where it counts, so he lost his chances to get on good middle schools
When I think egg roll, I think chinese
You're a middle schooler Ondra?
Sausage egg and cheese then
Fuck bees
And a hash brown puck
Alright now choose a roll an ayeshire roll or a morning roll
If you don't eat them all you're a coward and a charlatan
oh so you arent making a sausage wrappd bacon egg roll (like chinese food but breakfast only inside)
Can i fit in?
make inverted sandwich
Fir
Someone tell me which roll
How do I join Bob gang
I won't do it unless someone tells me
No
Ok
Bob gsng isn't joined
I cried.
If someone doesn't invent a brain/computer interface soon I'm gonna have to buy a large tank and go all Serial Experiments Lain up in here
Morning or ayeshire roll
a morning ayeshire roll
Who's the chief leader at bob gsng?
Me
@bright juniper me
or the stuff on the table too
And the newspaper
Newspaper doesn't taste that good
Consume The Flesh
Glass hurts your teeth
The second i became a bandit bob i vouched for the role. And i stayed a bob until i was promoted to wiki nerd
eat the knowledge
Become The Flesh
Cook the butt flaps of a baby elephant
That's just meat easy
You must be a turtle for eating that much plastic
Lest you cease to be
Here's another ash, now I'm going to be confused again
you are doing what
Fucking myself
hot
Excellent you took my advice
Better ketchem, ash
There is no ash, ash is not real.
Only The Flesh is real
So many people
people so many
Nobody calls me Ash, @bright juniper
Thus spake thy lord of meats
Ash flame
a shley
I will send pic when u am done u can judge
Who's ash
Send Meat Pics
what kind
Thighs
Just for u vad
That's not thigh
@bright juniper fuck bees
No u
Talking to yourself is bad
No, you
hmm
They never type at the same time
It's time to stop pretending. I am an alt.
Anyone else notice?
I am ambidextrous
Yeah sorry guys, let me get rid of this inferior alt
So confusing having 2 ash's
I shall consume tha, flesh that tha are, return to this meaty form
If i could state something
Sse? If we are not the same then our messages should be beside each one.
so I went for the psychology test.... oh boy, I answered like half of the questions, and then she told me "well we will talk" oh boy I noped out of there really quickly.... but I bough coat so I am happy
I just want you to know, it took everything I had not to mute you temporarily after you said "if I could state something" lol
Dudes aboos
Yeah, he doesnt even know who tf is in my pfp
For my own laughs
that is sexist
Looks like the fire ice guy from academia
Demote everyone, promote the consumption of meat
Wtf
Haha
Who killed my pole
dudes ate that pole
I will fucking end tou
Pole
You
Pole
Poll
you like eating poles
do you have a higher res version of the snake grenade flag
jump jump jump
5 waters to put the fire out
6 water or greater to drown
I am fire
i read that wrong in the picture
Repost
I don't want the original upscaled lol, it'll just be full of artifacting and garbage
I was wondering if that was shrunk from a higher res version
@fleet ivy
What
this one has grass
You can't extinguish holy flames with water you anti-nerd
You can with enough power
No
quick, everyone pee on ashley
Post a holy flame
Bam
Wow so cool
Pissssssss
Extinguished
OK bacon cooked doing egg now
Mogaobyeus.
mog
Anyway, fuck dudes
I heard you don't
Who's on top?
Lol
I'm the fun mod, don't lie Ashley
Eh
but funny tries to be funner than you
Tyr brought back the hairy PFP
"Tries" correct
Why is your pfp looks like from ngu
Which pfp
Here is half
^
I'm not sure what you just said
Jodoc
Jdooc is brubs
Still doing the sausages
Lol use some paper towels on all that grease yo
I am not licking the plate
I need that sandwich
turn on your vaccum
How do I add a sound clip
summoning magic
You don't
^
drag and drop mp3 files
Well no vacuum then sry jodac
The only DBZ which I play is Dokkan Battle
such random
Close the door, turn out the light,
No they won't be home tonight
rhyme
That's the shit flak would chime in with lol. Random stuff that has nothing to do with anything talked about
Now for grapefruiting you gotta make sure the grapefruit is room temperature, and then you're gonna roll it
OK it's ready
Grapefruits are fucking garbage
Lmao you wiped the plate off. I was only kidding bro
he licked it
thats right
Complete
eat it

