#off-topic-chat

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blissful raven
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yeah ok

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I probably just have sucky chances to get red obols

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not sure how that works out exactly

winged sigil
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I bought them all before he decided they should cost gems apparently
@blissful raven
the last 3 cost gems from the very start, maybe you just didn't notice if you had 10k+

blissful raven
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oh maybe

red cobalt
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Still not been lucky enough to get the last 2 treasure cards + chandelier

pliant schooner
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I just need the last card

blissful raven
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I feel like the red obol card can only appear if the icon out of the bag is a red obol

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but what do i know

winged sigil
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since the machines don't cost much so spending like 500 gems out of 15k doesn't feel like much

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but that's obv different if you don't have 15k to spare lol

pliant schooner
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Is it only 500?

red cobalt
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Yeah, I'm saving up for Anotha one which costs 400 gems πŸ˜›

pliant schooner
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The first is 150 the 200 not sure after that

blissful raven
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it costs 1700 for the last upgrade

red cobalt
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Spending gems on machines doesn't feel worth it either way.

pliant schooner
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Yeah I have 6 that's me happy

red cobalt
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Unless you are swimming in gems.

pliant schooner
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You could also just upgrade you machine instead

winged sigil
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well, maybe it's 650 total for the last 3

red cobalt
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My first machine needs scrolls, the rest green gems. Not really felt the need to upgrade them further though.

winged sigil
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but still, you get a bunch of gems for free

red cobalt
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Which for most people are better spent on other things πŸ˜›

winged sigil
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and you'll get them all eventually

red cobalt
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Extra machines is probably one of the LAST things I'd spend my gems on.

pliant schooner
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More 6* card packs for even more duplicate cards

frail cedar
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Pee

foggy thorn
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sea

frail cedar
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Ye

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Nox time

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Pc gang

foggy thorn
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box?

red cobalt
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For some reason that made me think of the old isometric rpg Nox

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It was pretty fun at the time.

frail cedar
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Wow, i wonder why

kind rover
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Ew isometric games are ASS

frail cedar
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Ass

kind rover
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😏

frail cedar
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No booty but good enough

red cobalt
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It has boobs

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So

kind rover
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Damn who's that fine ass woman up there. Zoey?

red cobalt
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At least the boobs don't have hats and two eyes.,

ashen orbit
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lol

frail cedar
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Ouch

kind rover
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Also Bob version is too good to pass up

ashen orbit
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i come back to Ash parading her pixelated body

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tsk tsk

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exhibitionist

kind rover
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Nah that's just a low res Pic of her

frail cedar
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Tsk tsk

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Punish me

kind rover
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If you buy her premium patron you get the high res ones

ashen orbit
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gladly
grabs rope and water

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lol

frail cedar
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Sub to my premium snapchat

ashen orbit
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sadly i don't have money

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or snap

frail cedar
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Pfff

ashen orbit
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or a want to sub to anything like that

livid lava
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snapchat is still a thing ?

kind rover
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Your mom's still a thing

frail cedar
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Snapchat is a thing if you want little boys to give you money

livid lava
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I though that only online whores use it for their "private" group circle

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ya

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that thing

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yes she is

kind rover
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Sadly a lot of older lonely dudes buy that stuff

frail cedar
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#BuffSpecialRolesPlease

ashen orbit
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lol

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give the snaphoe role to ash in Scarlet

frail cedar
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Plzzzz!

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And then yeet it in the hiarchy so i stop turning green

ashen orbit
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Lmao

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who wants to see a sea of fog?

frail cedar
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Me

kind rover
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Starvin. Gonna get me 4 bundles of ($3 6 nuggets + small fries)

spare vapor
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Ok

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Could you not

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Spam photos

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Of the same thing

kind rover
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They are different

spare vapor
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Barely

kind rover
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Yeah true

frail cedar
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Ban duck

spare vapor
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No

kind rover
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But still crazy how much fog

spare vapor
pliant schooner
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That's one big weed cloud

red cobalt
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Ban ana 🍌

pliant schooner
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U Americans can smoke a lot

frail cedar
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Ye

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I love pot ngl

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It helps

foggy thorn
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it does?

spare vapor
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Weed is lame

foggy thorn
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no

distant siren
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weed is a bad deed

frail cedar
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It does

spare vapor
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Yes mark

foggy thorn
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what are we talking about

frail cedar
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Duck and mark can drink blender blades

spare vapor
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I do

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Already

frail cedar
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Good

distant siren
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im underage you

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fucking walnut

spare vapor
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Walnut

foggy thorn
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hi underage you I'm kuaka

distant siren
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walnut

frail cedar
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Eat razor apple you fucking scrub

spare vapor
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Joseph is a walnut

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Gottem

frail cedar
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Fight me I'm huge

foggy thorn
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who the fuck is joseph

spare vapor
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Idk

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😳

distant siren
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jojo

kind rover
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Ash do you have a debilitating ailment?

foggy thorn
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who's jojo

frail cedar
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Ye

distant siren
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jojoe mama

frail cedar
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Anxious

void spade
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Hey guys what's brackin

spare vapor
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You beat me to it mark

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Hey guys what’s krunkin?

foggy thorn
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nothing

spare vapor
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Gg

pliant schooner
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Ahhhhhhhhh 229 research 1 more please

kind rover
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Yup thatll do it. Sucks, I've known a few people who haven't been able to leave their houses for months

spare vapor
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Good gamer

frail cedar
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Ye

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It's rough

foggy thorn
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school sucks

void spade
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Oh shit we're talking bout weed nice

frail cedar
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And it helps me end my days

kind rover
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You go to college or just staying home?

void spade
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Ya boi hella depressi and anxious so that shit helps

ashen orbit
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oi i don't smoke

kind rover
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Yeah I never liked school.

ashen orbit
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and look they are all beautiful pics

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oh yeah no fuck school i agree

void spade
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FUCK a school

frail cedar
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I'd fuck a school

kind rover
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Bust my ass off and still fail out. Pretty rough

frail cedar
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Yes, double entendre

pliant schooner
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Fixed

frail cedar
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Because I'd fuck the building too

livid lava
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so I gave up on studying

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and maybe gona wreck myself up with adult juice because it is fcking hard and I do not wanna study that anymore

ashen orbit
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oof

livid lava
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well, I am gonna "try" to do the test

ashen orbit
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i feel that tho

spare vapor
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Adult juice

ashen orbit
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what test? what subject?

spare vapor
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Ok boomer

livid lava
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but for the "oral" phase of the test..... maybe I will just run away

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psychology

kind rover
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Heh, oral hahaha

pliant schooner
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Going to the gym helps if u need something to do helps ur daily life and shit

foggy thorn
livid lava
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ya I am going for smoke, that is helping me coop with studying

ashen orbit
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oof

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lol

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good luck with your test

foggy thorn
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thanks

livid lava
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because I am fcking retard who thinked that first semestr would be easy peasy and those test would be like in highschool

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haha

spare vapor
livid lava
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nvm, it is not like I "have to" do it, it is subject from different faculty so....

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just gonna try "IF"

ashen orbit
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ok

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look

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i know you're stressed

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and i want to help you

supple kraken
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take some Adderall

ashen orbit
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and the best medicine for anything is laughter

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sooooo

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have a comic midget

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named Brad Williams

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who's act is fucking gold bruh

supple kraken
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wheres the full size version?

livid lava
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ya

ashen orbit
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XDDD

livid lava
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that is all I need...... midget and jonny question

ashen orbit
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ok cmon, laughing a bit will hell you relax

bold quest
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How much volcanic ash does it take to kill a teen?

foggy thorn
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4

ashen orbit
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lol

supple kraken
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kvet are you at uni?

bold quest
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4 what?

ashen orbit
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i like your answer kuaka

livid lava
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I am home

vital heart
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4 units

foggy thorn
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4 volcanic ash

ashen orbit
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4 ounces

livid lava
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what is an ounce ?

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or unit

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is this some murican thing

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oh ya

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I know

bold quest
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American unit of measure?

ashen orbit
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a very small measure of weight

golden ivy
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hi

livid lava
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muricans weird measuring things

ashen orbit
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and no an ounce is something used to measure things in chemistry

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I'm not American

supple kraken
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like weed

void spade
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@ashen orbit and weed

bold quest
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If it's wierd, just say it's american

livid lava
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ya

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weed

distant siren
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bounce

ashen orbit
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that too Lmao

livid lava
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oh we say grams

supple kraken
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get rekt staticlord

livid lava
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muricans

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I am gonna invent my own measuring system boi

ashen orbit
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KvΔ›t no, ounces are lighter than grams

livid lava
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no, I am saying that we do not use "ounces" but "grams" when u buy weed

ashen orbit
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oh makes sense

void spade
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We use grams for small amounts

ashen orbit
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actually most people use grams and kilos when buying the stuff

void spade
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We don't use kilos in murica

livid lava
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but muricans use galons

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when buying milk

void spade
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At some point we use pounds

livid lava
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GALONS

solemn estuary
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Hey

ashen orbit
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America's measurements are fucked tbh

bold quest
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Yes, use pounds when you mention someone's weight

livid lava
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hahaha who the fck invented americans measurements

void spade
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@bold quest im talking about with weed lol

ashen orbit
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some dumbass

winged sigil
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^

bold quest
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I don't wanna start another semester... Hope my university burns or something

livid lava
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well u have to get into another semester first

bold quest
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It's only the 2nd semester and I hate it already

livid lava
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wut 2nd semester ?

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the first did not even ended

bold quest
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Lol different sched

livid lava
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oh ya huh

bold quest
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Started earlier

solemn estuary
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Anyone want to hear a story?

fossil mango
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yesd

bold quest
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If you would allow me to ransack it if I find it possible, then yes

solemn estuary
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!

fossil mango
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???

bold quest
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Yellow mucus coming out of black rod

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Hidden shitz

solemn estuary
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Send me youtube video links

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Also ads

bold quest
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I don't have a link, you can search stds instead

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Or maybe genital infections

solemn estuary
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What ad do you guys want to see next?

void spade
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none

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why would I want to see ads

livid lava
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how single step sister

frail cedar
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Ye like jazz

void spade
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@livid lava what

woven apex
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Oof

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Forager just dropped an update and now save files are fucked

void spade
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what's forager

ashen orbit
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i like electro swing

solemn estuary
woven apex
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It's a game Static

foggy thorn
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wait it got updated?

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what's new?

woven apex
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Nuclear stuff

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But I couldn't check because old saves didn't work until they pushed a hotfix

foggy thorn
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nuclear stuff

woven apex
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And they added modding support

foggy thorn
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ok that's good

tawdry seal
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Macaroni

distant siren
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nuclear stuff

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so like

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n u k e s

woven apex
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Idk, haven't tried it because saves are still broken

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Haven't seen any patch notes either

pearl oak
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What's good everyone

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I mean. Besides me and my ego

tawdry seal
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-.-

pearl oak
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What

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I acknowledged my giant ego too

distant siren
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hello encouragement

tawdry seal
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Anyone here play apex on Xbox

supple kraken
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smells like updog in here

tawdry seal
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Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby

distant siren
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down dog

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i'd rather eat an antimatter baby

pearl oak
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Antimatter baby goat?

supple kraken
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u

pearl oak
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Is that an option

foggy thorn
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yes

errant forge
foggy thorn
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fol

frail warren
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what

foggy thorn
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low

frail warren
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low

tawdry seal
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Update when

foggy thorn
frail warren
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updat wen

foggy thorn
void spade
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Silvia didn't you ask that yesterday too

pearl oak
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Lava soon is the equivalent of 3 yrs. 🀣

foggy thorn
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one day is 3 weeks in lava time

frail warren
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updt wn

foggy thorn
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now

frail warren
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upt w

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up

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p

tawdry seal
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Where is lava

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Hiding prob

distant siren
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update coming in 6 hours

golden ivy
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For iphone?

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Or... idk

foggy thorn
distant siren
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now we need star tiers

winged sigil
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nice

golden ivy
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Bruh just murdered him through space time

foggy thorn
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I just put a bunch pp into the perk

winged sigil
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well, we really need to break infinity

golden ivy
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Killed his great great grandfather and grandson in one hit

distant siren
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lmao

tawdry seal
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New game + confirmed

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Die and you restart from beginning

foggy thorn
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alien can I see your tinker gear for fights

distant siren
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why do i find noteblock music to be a bop

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sorry for saying bop

tawdry seal
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Can someone in solar 5 plus send me their deck setups

winged sigil
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!decks

pearl oak
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Hey mods. Has lava told anything about what afterlife may be about?

winged sigil
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no

foggy thorn
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nope

distant siren
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afterlife...

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sounds like the mob that appears when you die in purgatory+

winged sigil
distant siren
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oh jesus

winged sigil
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that's singularity

distant siren
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yes but

pearl oak
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Yes mark

distant siren
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a similar concept

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like crypt maybe?

foggy thorn
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thanks

winged sigil
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I'd expect afterlife to be prestige 3

distant siren
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one of the smithing items gives us lots of clues

winged sigil
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"per tier of afterlife"

distant siren
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hmmm.

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maybe a mob that gives prestige currency based on how many you kill and then acts like a new rebirth mechanic

kind rover
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Lava said there wouldn't be another prestige mechanic

distant siren
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then the old idea is probably what's going to happen

kind rover
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I expect it's a other fighting mode like crusades and fighting, where radiation is an always active damage mechanic draining your health

tawdry seal
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Afterlife per tree like ascension and rebirth

errant forge
distant siren
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jojo

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has the chat woken up yet

raw folioBOT
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

distant siren
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gg

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i wonder when i'll become Cultist

winged sigil
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when you rank up enough

frail warren
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When you git gud

tawdry seal
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Who is the nerd with a timer on for boss

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It’s polish

foggy thorn
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ok

stray shard
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Hello

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i am figuring out how i can add a vat...

golden ivy
vale flicker
distant siren
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find the difference

fair cape
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I bet little lava will carry his Christmas hat until summer break :D

arctic falcon
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if he carries it until next chritmas then lava doesnt even have to recode it then

distant siren
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"recode"

void spade
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recode = copy & paste back in

dusky thunder
winged sigil
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that 42 suggests otherwise

dusky thunder
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I can't consistently get that high

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I'm lucky to get more than 10 most of the time

winged sigil
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keep practicing then

arctic falcon
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if you have a streak going when the trial timer resets, you can keep that streak as long as you hit the first basket of the trial

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so if you can get yourself up pretty high before the timer restes, then make one basket, your trial 1 score can start pretty high

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thats how i got it. still took like 2 weeks

golden ivy
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when you reach 1T damage

patent osprey
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lol, my hoops score today is a palindrome 12-0-21

golden ivy
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New Zealand is lumpy Australia

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Change my mind

patent osprey
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that's easy, how many poisonous/venomous things live in the deserts of new zealand?

golden ivy
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I didn’t exactly mean in terms of wildlife because if you do that Australia compares to nothing else

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But fuck it

void spade
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πŸƒ
FOLI

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AGE

void spade
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πŸƒ
LE
AF

foggy thorn
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no

patent osprey
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Canadian

foggy thorn
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no

bleak void
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Jfc

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I can't mark the damn squares on the edge of the screen cuz I'm on a galaxy

woven apex
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Haha! King 1 - Iron throne 0

void spade
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@bleak void me too, it's possible, just fucking sucks

red cobalt
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ahahaha, I thought my phone was bugging out. Turned out I forgot to turn off the autoclicker after closing down the game.

foggy thorn
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it happens

bleak void
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Clicking precise areas is such a pain on mobile man

safe isle
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yea it sucks

void spade
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Cyberpunk 2077 delayed oof

ripe olive
autumn copper
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More like Hungry Keanu

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That's the second big title to get pushed to Sept

void spade
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what else got pushed to sept @autumn copper ?

autumn copper
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FFVII

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Bloodlines 2 got pushed to an unknown date.

void spade
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no that got pushed to April

autumn copper
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Wait, sorry. Avengers got pushed to Sept

void spade
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everythings getting delayed this year lmao

autumn copper
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I'm eating Tacos

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My tacos will not be delayed.

frail cedar
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I'm making fucking mac and cheese

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And nobody is gonna stop me

autumn copper
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After I revised her recipe, Steph makes some INSANE mac and cheese.

foggy thorn
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hi making fucking mac and cheese I'm kuaka

patent osprey
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someone quick, send me 1000 raid tickets so I might have a shot at this king card

autumn copper
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@patent osprey Just don't visit raid for 3 months and you might have them πŸ˜›

patent osprey
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lol

void spade
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keyword might with how low ticket gain rate is

patent osprey
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if I'm lucky I get around 5 shots a day

autumn copper
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I am so happy Netflix bought the rights to Saiki K

errant forge
void spade
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what's it for

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oh it's for giving gold to 12 people, so it's not rare you just have to spend money on coins @errant forge

errant forge
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There are 3 types of awards though

foggy thorn
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you can just give golds

errant forge
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I don't know how do the tiers work in the newer system

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I have 1875 coins, 12 silver awards given, 4 golds, 2 platinums, and 1 sub award

foggy thorn
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ok

void spade
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no job but can buy Reddit coins hahaha

errant forge
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I get a monthly allowance of 15$

safe isle
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...

errant forge
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Which transfers to 10 of our local currency per day

void spade
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wait

errant forge
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So it's 300 CZK per month

void spade
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are you actually in elementary school ondra?

errant forge
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Yes

void spade
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I thought you were trolling

errant forge
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8th grade

void spade
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ohhh okay, that's middle school in US at least

errant forge
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US school system is weird

void spade
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makes you seem less young

errant forge
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Here it's:
Elementary (basic) school: Grade 1-9
Middle school: Up to 4 grades, based on what do you want to be
High school: I don't actually know how do they work.

void spade
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you should save ur money, it's a good skill to learn

foggy thorn
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^

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even from someone who doesn't have an allowance, saving any type of money is useful

void spade
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yeah in US its:

Elementary: 1-5
Middle: 6-8
High: 9-12

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oh shit

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when u hit a certain tier in the new google play store thing

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you get free play points every week

foggy thorn
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tier?

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oh the points

void spade
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yeah it's based on how much you spend

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I got 1

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what a nice prize

foggy thorn
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how many points

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1 per week?

void spade
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it's random

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up to 50

foggy thorn
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oh ok

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1 point is one cent?

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idk how the points work

void spade
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at silver its 1.1 points per $1 spent

foggy thorn
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never looked at them

void spade
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certain games will give extra points per $1 spent

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but it's usually shit ones like Bubble Witch 3 Saga

foggy thorn
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lol

void spade
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most of the rewards are shit too

errant forge
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Bubble Witch Saga?
That's made by fucking King

void spade
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100 points for a $1 Google Play Credit

errant forge
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And King games always try to nickel and dime you

void spade
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you must not like Blizzard then Ondra

foggy thorn
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or ea

void spade
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no no

foggy thorn
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or lavaflame2

void spade
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I'm saying that because Blizzard owns King

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or something to that effect

foggy thorn
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wait for real?

void spade
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yeah

foggy thorn
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didn't know that

void spade
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$5.9 billion

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jesus

foggy thorn
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ouch

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that's like $3

errant forge
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I tried to delete my Blizzard account but these ASSHOLES do not allow you to do that unless you give them your passport

foggy thorn
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what

void spade
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just don't use it

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jesus dude

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King made $2b in 2018

foggy thorn
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and in 2019?

void spade
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uhhh I can't find anything about total revenue in 2019

solemn estuary
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Hey

safe isle
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1 zillion

bleak void
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Damn I should've gone for the Desolator/Canary before the carpet

frail cedar
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Fuck bees

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#BuffSpecialRoles

arctic badge
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Hello

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Just got back from school they gave us a shit ton of work on the holidays wtf

frail cedar
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πŸ€”πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡° ❓

near wharf
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the cards are never gonna get here :[[

frail cedar
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Aw

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Sorry man

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Shoulda payed the 10 bucks for fast ship

near wharf
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i did hahaha

frail cedar
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Oh fuck

near wharf
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yea i must be the first person in history

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to not get their package within the estimated time frame

frail cedar
#

Ye, there'll be riots

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Down with the machine

near wharf
#

i think the worst part of all is

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remembering what my kindergarten teacher told us

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while looking up at a gold framed picture of a shipping box

astral magnet
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oh nice. level 50 contracting

near wharf
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"there has never been a late package in the history of human kind, my students"

astral magnet
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doesnt unlock anything though πŸ˜‚

near wharf
#

contracting?

frail cedar
#

Lmao jesus. Well, lies must be told

near wharf
#

like the quests?

astral magnet
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no as in. i got the quests

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but im too early to do them

near wharf
#

OH lol

arctic badge
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@near wharf oh that happens alot since I'm fuking far away from them the shipping time is so expensive, sometimes more expensive than the thing I'm currently buying.

near wharf
#

yea that one levels up kinda fast

supple kraken
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lava pls make it easier to get rare spelunking materials

near wharf
#

yea brazt that makes sense

supple kraken
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i dont want to autoclick

frail cedar
#

No

near wharf
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i think theyre in europe, and i am not

astral magnet
#

Also

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Monster madness

frail cedar
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Jonny get good

astral magnet
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is like, WAY too harsh

near wharf
#

nah its ok youll get it eventually

frail cedar
#

Ye

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Everybody get good

near wharf
#

is that the quest thats like

supple kraken
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no u

safe isle
#

none of the contracts are too harsh lol

astral magnet
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i literally got two SS ranks on Hard quests, but my Monster Madness is still only at D

frail cedar
#

Game is balanced

near wharf
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"kill XXXXXX monkeys. Theyre going bananas!"

arctic badge
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@near wharf god, sometimes shipping is a day or 2 or even weeks

astral magnet
#

yes

near wharf
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thats mmy favorite dialogue in the gmae

frail cedar
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Max out enig booster

void spade
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hi lava!

frail cedar
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Gg ez contract

astral magnet
#

but yeah like, D rank Easy-quest, while i also have two SS ranks on hard

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πŸ˜‚

frail cedar
#

Also my favorite IS dialogue is oop oop opa Idle Skilling Style

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Straight fife

astral magnet
#

sec

frail cedar
#

Fire*

tawdry seal
frail cedar
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Silv no

astral magnet
frail cedar
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Jodoc made it better

tawdry seal
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😦

astral magnet
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πŸ˜‚

frail cedar
astral magnet
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that reminds me of something, ashley

tawdry seal
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No pp now

frail cedar
#

No, Dungeon defense bad

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Banned

void spade
#

woahhhhhhhh

astral magnet
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no u

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fite me

void spade
#

I liked dungeon defense

bleak void
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Kinda funny how you can reach the next zone a day after reaching the Mist thanks to spelunking

arctic badge
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You know the colored gems that you get for free within time I never got them , lava plz explain

void spade
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colored gems?

safe isle
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@bleak void wait until you get transfusion and go from bog to oblivion in one day

arctic badge
#

Yep. Colored gems

void spade
#

transfusion 😩

arctic badge
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They dont tell what they do tho

tawdry seal
#

And just like that lava is gone

safe isle
#

they prefer to be called african-american gems

void spade
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its cause I said hi to him

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😦

frail cedar
#

Yeah good going

kind rover
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Gems of color

frail cedar
#

Wtf

void spade
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@arctic badge I still have no idea what you're talking about

safe isle
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lmao meteor

kind rover
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I've got lava on speed dial.

safe isle
#

that's better

golden ivy
#

l

void spade
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Nut you don't even talk here anymore

frail cedar
#

Brazt = broken

void spade
#

you come into the chat

arctic badge
#

I'm just gonna take a screenshot of it

void spade
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you say like one word responses for a couple minutes

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and that's it

near wharf
#

lava go to class your late

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ah crap

frail cedar
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Nut = yuck

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Oh no

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Rip

kind rover
#

Lava store your notes on a ti-84+ calculator

void spade
#

imagine going to class hahaha

frail cedar
#

Imagine affording schooling

tawdry seal
#

How can you be late to something that you pay for lava

frail cedar
#

Lava forehead = yes

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It happens

kind rover
#

Your mom happens

frail cedar
#

Dude is probably in permanent chaos

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Game + life + school

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Well, saying life is kind of generous but

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You get my drift

kind rover
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Lmao

arctic badge
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I got it wrong they're called extra gems

frail cedar
#

I love normie rocks

arctic badge
frail cedar
#

Ye

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Normie rocks

arctic badge
#

K

kind rover
#

Damn, only 106 gems?

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Smh

frail cedar
#

Sm my my head smh

kind rover
#

ATM machine

frail cedar
#

Brb right back

arctic badge
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@kind rover bruh I bought 6-star packs a couple of days ago

void spade
#

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

crystals

frail cedar
#

Normie

kind rover
#

Smh come back when you have 1 million gems

frail cedar
#

Rocks

woven apex
#

It feels weird seeing someone having to go to class at 22:45

winged sigil
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lol, apparently I have about 111.7k gray star cards

frail cedar
#

*3:45

kind rover
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4:45pm here. Lava is 1:45pm

frail cedar
#

Timezones amirite

void spade
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@arctic badge wait I still don't know what you're talking about then, there was never anything where you could get those for free within a certain amount of time

woven apex
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I know timezones are funky but for me it's hella weird

frail cedar
#

Wat

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Static

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Tf you mean

void spade
#

Read what brazt said earlier

kind rover
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East coast best coast

woven apex
#

Coast coast

arctic badge
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@void spade it says you will get them in some timem

kind rover
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#LongIslandLife

arctic badge
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But never got them

frail cedar
#

Erm

void spade
#

Ashley just ignore it it's okay

frail cedar
#

Check ap/ bp tree

void spade
#

but yeah

#

do that

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dummy

woven apex
#

That means you don't have to pay real money to get them Brazt

void spade
#

idiot boi

arctic badge
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@woven apex I know wtf

frail cedar
#

Donut gem purchase normie rocks

kind rover
#

You can also get them via pachi

frail cedar
#

^

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Pacci op

woven apex
#

Waiting for new event...

void spade
#

@arctic badge you can get them via ascend/rebirth perks

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that's what that means

astral magnet
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the only gems you cant get are the premium ones iirc

void spade
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you can get those in pachi, battle

arctic badge
#

Ok I know plz dont spam me anymore

woven apex
#

Everything is free!

void spade
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@arctic badge what do you mean

kind rover
#

Can't u get them via pachi as well? Or am I thinking of supreme gems

frail cedar
#

???

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plz don't spam

astral magnet
#

except 2x mastery πŸ˜‚

safe isle
#

pachi is all crystals

frail cedar
#

uses general chat normally

plz don't spam

arctic badge
#

K

arctic badge
#

K

dim inlet
#

no step on snek

ashen orbit
#

lol

woven apex
#

Snek rope

frail cedar
#

The pfp-less forehead would like some death

#

Prepare for unlife

arctic badge
#

will kill snek before me die

frail cedar
#

No no

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Snek isn't the weapon

ashen orbit
#

snek is love, snek is life

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Lmao

astral magnet
#

hmmm so. tips for sentinel?

arctic badge
#

@frail cedar that's just art

kind rover
#

Emygdala Bob when

arctic badge
#

A master piece

woven apex
#

Bob bob when

frail cedar
#

Bob filled bob when

ashen orbit
#

bob emigdala?

kind rover
#

Nesting bobs

dim inlet
ashen orbit
#

bobs nesting?

frail cedar
#

Lmao

ashen orbit
#

what, you egg?

frail cedar
#

#BanDuck

woven apex
#

#banduck

dim inlet
ashen orbit
#

stabs king

void spade
#

#BanDuck

arctic badge
#

Bob shank is my paralysis demon

frail cedar
#

I think it's all our demon

kind rover
woven apex
frail cedar
#

Shit is terrifyingly scare

void spade
#

again King?

frail cedar
#

Wait, we're stabbing each other?

#

Fuck yeah!

Stabs king

astral magnet
#

oof. getting close to first SSSS

ashen orbit
kind rover
#

Stabbing? Qadaffi!

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Or whatever the dictator name was

arctic badge
#

normie's I use snek to attac king

ashen orbit
#

can i do ice cream 5 with xT 2 star solar damage?

frail cedar
#

Ye

winged sigil
#

check the calc?

frail cedar
#

But yes

woven apex
#

Et tu Ash?

ashen orbit
#

i have no idea how to use calc lol

frail cedar
#

I finished ic with 1star

ashen orbit
#

oh dam, mice

#

nice

frail cedar
#

It's doable

ashen orbit
#

damm mice

frail cedar
#

Miceeee

woven apex
#

Nobody knows the calc I believe

#

It's just there

winged sigil
#

lol, you input the numbers

kind rover
#

Idle Awards 2 + Idle Skilling crossover when

winged sigil
#

the cells have notes on what numbers it wants

frail cedar
#

Input number, output delicious dairy snack

void spade
#

Idle Skilling Awards 2: Electric Boogaloo pack available for $49.99 @kind rover

kind rover
#

Nice meme

arctic badge
#

Oof

frail cedar
#

You didn't use the selling text

void spade
#

fuck the selling text

frail cedar
#

Idle Skilling Awards 2: Electric Boogaloo pack available for $49.99

void spade
#

I let my nipple hats do the selling for me

kind rover
#

πŸ’΅

void spade
#

no formatting needed

frail cedar
#

Formatta

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Punctuation required

#

Null value

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NaN

#

E%

#

&#&$&#%$$%(!<Γ—;

kind rover
#

404 Error blank not found

frail cedar
#

Rebooting

arctic badge
#

@frail cedar *exp windows

ashen orbit
#

ugh someone kill me, I'm too tired to go to school tomorrow

frail cedar
#

Hey you! Cold nipples? Buy LavaBrand NippleHats! (From 25 gems)

woven apex
#

πŸ”«

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

I'd rather work than go to school tbh

kind rover
#

Bonus points if it's high school, much easier than college...

frail cedar
#

Grade school tbh

ashen orbit
#

yeah I'm in high school

woven apex
#

Work is boring

ashen orbit
#

11th grade

foggy thorn
#

hi in high school I'm kuaka

frail cedar
#

Ffs

ashen orbit
#

at least you get paid for work

arctic badge
#

I'd rather eat blue cheese instead of school

frail cedar
#

Blue cheese is nummy

ashen orbit
#

you only get yelled at in school, and disappointment from teachers

frail cedar
#

I'm from wisconsin

foggy thorn
#

why would you eat school

ashen orbit
#

oof, what's your job?

foggy thorn
#

how can you eat school

woven apex
#

Just quit your job Meteor lol

foggy thorn
#

just make an idle game

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ez money

ashen orbit
#

ok ngl that sounds awesome

kind rover
#

I don't have a bachelors degree. Failed out.

ashen orbit
#

oof

woven apex
#

Imagine working

This post was made by LavaFlame gang

frail cedar
#

@kind rover please name the aforementioned company for not doxxing purposes

#

🀐😘

arctic badge
#

@kind rover how much money do u make?

ashen orbit
#

in which country do you live?

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lol

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i mean, yeah that's fair

foggy thorn
#

all of them

ashen orbit
#

sounds like a bother, but still cool

frail cedar
#

Oh shit weed time in 20 mintues

pliant schooner
#

Woo 1 more blood tank to go

kind rover
#

Pass me some

frail cedar
#

Ye

#

Dab or doob

ashen orbit
#

that sounds like under payment but idk

kind rover
#

Never had any tbh

frail cedar
#

Oh?

arctic badge
#

@kind rover laughing in 30Β£ pocket money for school

kind rover
#

But off peak is ez mode

ashen orbit
#

lol

#

Nice

frail cedar
#

Uhm

#

Wat

kind rover
#

Yeah it's not exactly OK lol

frail cedar
#

There's 168 hours in a week

#

X's to doubt

kind rover
#

Check every 2 weeks

ashen orbit
frail cedar
#

Noted

#

un-x's

foggy thorn
#

ok

olive hemlock
#

13 hours a day excluding weekend

arctic badge
#

Who lives on earth (x) who lives on Mars (~)

woven apex
#

Imagine working 167 hours in a week

frail cedar
#

Imagine working

arctic badge
#

@frail cedar imagine even having a job

woven apex
#

I clean and it sucks big time sometimes

frail cedar
#

Ye i just got let go for not having a ride to work

kind rover
#

Wait, really?

frail cedar
#

Yeah

kind rover
#

Oh shit, what did you work at?

frail cedar
#

I'm entering depress mode

arctic badge
#

@kind rover I hope you get enough sleep for your work lamo

frail cedar
#

I did waitressing at a local pub in my town

woven apex
#

Damn that sucks Ash

#

Was it like a one time thing?

tawdry seal
#

Ah yes got to solar damage under a week on my new account

frail cedar
#

Well no my car decided to full die and i live too far for my coworkers to want to give me rides. Missed 9 days, came back and manager was like "work abandonment yada yasa"

winged sigil
#

OG more

kind rover
#

Damn 9 days...

frail cedar
#

Like I'm sorry my car fucking imploded jeez

woven apex
#

#_ please Alex

tawdry seal
#

Flower cards

tame sparrow
#

Time to blackmail someone

frail cedar
#

I told them what happened

vast oar
#

Right.

frail cedar
#

And he was like no

woven apex
#

And now he's dead in some alleyway?

frail cedar
#

If only

kind rover
#

Car trashed or is it fixed now

arctic badge
#

I sell drugs for money

#

But do I?

frail cedar
#

I just.... living 20 miles from work really fucked me

kind rover
#

Holy shit 20

frail cedar
#

And now I'm looking for something closer

#

Ye

kind rover
#

What state you in?

#

Everything far away?

frail cedar
#

Westconsin

#

Ye

tame sparrow
#

These europeans don't understand the distance from work lol

frail cedar
#

I live in sticks nowhere

kind rover
#

Yeah that'll do it...

woven apex
#

Imagine having to drive 20 miles

kind rover
#

Ask family and friends for some help finding a nice replacement.

woven apex
#

European gang

arctic badge
#

Imagine the gas waste

frail cedar
#

Yeah my dad is probably gonna drive his shit car over

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Because, yknow

#

Need vehicle

tame sparrow
#

Its a perfect plan, cut his brake lines and collect the life insurance

golden ivy
#

ok

kind rover
#

I could ask a million questions right now but I'm pretty sure thinking about your life situation isn't the best thing to do right now. Smoke like 500 bags and come back lol

woven apex
#

But make sure to be really suspicious about it too

frail cedar
#

I mean meteor I've been planning that for like 3 hours

#

😘

tame sparrow
#

If the cops catch on collect their insurance too!

kind rover
#

Anxiety attacks since you got fired?

frail cedar
#

A couple

kind rover
#

Andrew go buzz of Mr dare cop

frail cedar
#

Mainly because need money, etcetera

#

Being fired hasn't helped my mental state

kind rover
#

Are you able to see a therapist?

fleet ivy
#

Why are you all talking about July? Lol

kind rover
#

You need all the help you can get.

frail cedar
#

Not with my lack of insurance

golden ivy
#

broke
see therapist
ok

fleet ivy
#

Ah you must be talking about the next update

arctic badge
#

@safe isle drugs are good for medical reasons and other stuff
Drug bad drug might also be good

kind rover
#

Im not a Healthcare professional adam

woven apex
#

Even if you were 300 bags would be overkill

frail cedar
#

Ye i didn't qualify for free stuff because single and such

#

And i made "too much money"

safe isle
#

aren't you young enough to still be on your parents insurance

frail cedar
#

They don't have insurances

safe isle
#

ah

frail cedar
#

My dad almost does

kind rover
#

Damn

frail cedar
#

Because he works for the post office

#

But you need like 5 years first

#

Or whatever

golden ivy
#

man

frail cedar
#

Yeah

golden ivy
#

being american must be hard :/

frail cedar
#

A little bit

arctic badge
#

@frail cedar what even is your vehicle that you drive in

frail cedar
#

I was driving an old 2005 beetle

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She's dead now

arctic badge
#

I drive a Mercedes Benz E I think

frail cedar
#

Jesus what

arctic badge
#

It's old as f

frail cedar
#

Aren't E classes like

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Nice cars

tawdry seal
#

I’ve got a 300D back home

arctic badge
#

Not all of them tho @frail cedar

tawdry seal
#

Diesel

frail cedar
#

Ohhhh

#

Okays lol

tawdry seal
#

Only a few Mercedes had Diesel engines but it is a small tank

arctic badge
#

But its definitely fast can go up to 300 kmph (max)

frail cedar
#

temporarily uses standardized measurements
Wow, -5 sure is chilly

arctic badge
#

Oof

frail cedar
#

Oh it's 2 now

#

Oof

#

I do kind of like celcius

#

But i was raised with that big shit

arctic badge
#

It's pretty cold 9Β° here (for me)

frail cedar
#

So that's what, like 47?

#

Or... 50.. something

#

Fuck

arctic badge
#

I guess

frail cedar
#

We nees true standardized maths

#

#KillOneOfTheSystemsPlease

golden ivy
#

#preferablytheonethatdoesn'tmakesense

frail cedar
#

#YeahIGuess

arctic badge
#

#WhyAreWeTalkingLikethis?

frail cedar
#

#BecauseBuffSpecialRolesPlease

golden ivy
#

buff how

autumn copper
#

#gitgud@math

arctic badge
#

#true

frail cedar
#

Your girl isn't easily seen on the server list, nor are alphas

#

It's a rip

golden ivy
#

lol fuck those plebs

frail cedar
#

Aw okays..

golden ivy
#

get teehee if you wanna not be a scrub

frail cedar
#

I am teeher lmao

fleet ivy
#

Teeher

golden ivy
#

doesn't look like it to me fam

frail cedar
#

Ye

#

Bruv

autumn copper
#

How's everyone doing?

arctic badge
#

Why is there no special role pink name shit

frail cedar
#

Ranked 15th lol

autumn copper
#

I'm rank "Sucks too much to bother"

arctic badge
#

I am sad now

fleet ivy
#

There it's a pink named one

#

The hype role

frail cedar
#

Oh?

fleet ivy
#

Jodoc has it

frail cedar
#

Oh lmao

fleet ivy
#

You fool

frail cedar
#

But yeah, I'm over chy and tyr

arctic badge
#

Insulting.

autumn copper
#

Calm down, Disney villain.

frail cedar
#

That's how overly active i am

golden ivy
#

damn

#

imma tell tyr you hate him now 😭

fleet ivy
#

:p

frail cedar
#

No don'ttttttt

#

Tyr is bae 😭

fleet ivy
#

I feel like everytime I see Tyr's name it becomes more meme lol. If you don't follow it, it just looks like a weird name

golden ivy
#

cause it is a weird name

#

gottem

frail cedar
#

I like it

fleet ivy
#

Andrew over there playing with dolphins

tough tundra
#

does anyone know if they are updating pc version? the ascencion/rebirth bug doesn't let me continue and improve

golden ivy
fleet ivy
#

Who's they

#

Lava doesn't like pc anymore

tough tundra
#

he's*

fleet ivy
#

You guys are so 2019

autumn copper
#

Pc cancelled confirmed.

frail cedar
#

#ReplaceBrayWithAshleyGang

#

Publicity is hard

autumn copper
#

#no

frail cedar
#

?

#

Bray literally said he wanted it lol

autumn copper
#

That's cuz Bray is smitten. XD

frail cedar
#

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

fleet ivy
#

Bray is forever our mod lite

frail cedar
#

diet mod