#off-topic-chat
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I probably just have sucky chances to get red obols
not sure how that works out exactly
I bought them all before he decided they should cost gems apparently
@blissful raven
the last 3 cost gems from the very start, maybe you just didn't notice if you had 10k+
oh maybe
Still not been lucky enough to get the last 2 treasure cards + chandelier
I just need the last card
I feel like the red obol card can only appear if the icon out of the bag is a red obol
but what do i know
since the machines don't cost much so spending like 500 gems out of 15k doesn't feel like much
but that's obv different if you don't have 15k to spare lol
Is it only 500?
Yeah, I'm saving up for Anotha one which costs 400 gems π
The first is 150 the 200 not sure after that
it costs 1700 for the last upgrade
Spending gems on machines doesn't feel worth it either way.
Yeah I have 6 that's me happy
Unless you are swimming in gems.
You could also just upgrade you machine instead
well, maybe it's 650 total for the last 3
My first machine needs scrolls, the rest green gems. Not really felt the need to upgrade them further though.
but still, you get a bunch of gems for free
Which for most people are better spent on other things π
and you'll get them all eventually
Extra machines is probably one of the LAST things I'd spend my gems on.
More 6* card packs for even more duplicate cards
Pee
sea
box?
For some reason that made me think of the old isometric rpg Nox
It was pretty fun at the time.
Wow, i wonder why
Ew isometric games are ASS
Ass
Damn who's that fine ass woman up there. Zoey?
At least the boobs don't have hats and two eyes.,
lol
Ouch
Also Bob version is too good to pass up
Nah that's just a low res Pic of her
If you buy her premium patron you get the high res ones
Sub to my premium snapchat
Pfff
or a want to sub to anything like that
snapchat is still a thing ?
Your mom's still a thing
Snapchat is a thing if you want little boys to give you money
I though that only online whores use it for their "private" group circle
ya
that thing
yes she is
Sadly a lot of older lonely dudes buy that stuff
#BuffSpecialRolesPlease
Me
here you go
Starvin. Gonna get me 4 bundles of ($3 6 nuggets + small fries)
They are different
Barely
Yeah true
Ban duck
No
But still crazy how much fog
That's one big weed cloud
Ban ana π
U Americans can smoke a lot
it does?
Weed is lame
no
weed is a bad deed
It does
Yes mark
what are we talking about
Duck and mark can drink blender blades
Good
Walnut
hi underage you I'm kuaka
walnut
Eat razor apple you fucking scrub
Fight me I'm huge
who the fuck is joseph
jojo
Ash do you have a debilitating ailment?
who's jojo
Ye
jojoe mama
Anxious
Hey guys what's brackin
nothing
Gg
Ahhhhhhhhh 229 research 1 more please
Yup thatll do it. Sucks, I've known a few people who haven't been able to leave their houses for months
Good gamer
school sucks
Oh shit we're talking bout weed nice
And it helps me end my days
You go to college or just staying home?
Ya boi hella depressi and anxious so that shit helps
oi i don't smoke
Yeah I never liked school.
FUCK a school
I'd fuck a school
Bust my ass off and still fail out. Pretty rough
Yes, double entendre
Fixed
Because I'd fuck the building too
so I gave up on studying
and maybe gona wreck myself up with adult juice because it is fcking hard and I do not wanna study that anymore
oof
well, I am gonna "try" to do the test
i feel that tho
Adult juice
what test? what subject?
Ok boomer
Heh, oral 
Going to the gym helps if u need something to do helps ur daily life and shit

thanks
because I am fcking retard who thinked that first semestr would be easy peasy and those test would be like in highschool
haha

nvm, it is not like I "have to" do it, it is subject from different faculty so....
just gonna try "IF"
take some Adderall
and the best medicine for anything is laughter
sooooo
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have a comic midget
named Brad Williams
who's act is fucking gold bruh
wheres the full size version?
ya
XDDD
that is all I need...... midget and jonny question
ok cmon, laughing a bit will hell you relax
How much volcanic ash does it take to kill a teen?
4
lol
kvet are you at uni?
4 what?
i like your answer kuaka
I am home
4 units
4 volcanic ash
4 ounces
American unit of measure?
a very small measure of weight
hi
muricans weird measuring things
like weed
@ashen orbit and weed
If it's wierd, just say it's american
bounce
that too Lmao
oh we say grams
get rekt staticlord
KvΔt no, ounces are lighter than grams
no, I am saying that we do not use "ounces" but "grams" when u buy weed
oh makes sense
We use grams for small amounts
actually most people use grams and kilos when buying the stuff
We don't use kilos in murica
At some point we use pounds
GALONS
Hey
America's measurements are fucked tbh
Yes, use pounds when you mention someone's weight
who the fck invented americans measurements
@bold quest im talking about with weed lol
some dumbass
^
I don't wanna start another semester... Hope my university burns or something
well u have to get into another semester first
It's only the 2nd semester and I hate it already
Lol different sched
oh ya huh
Started earlier
Anyone want to hear a story?
yesd
If you would allow me to ransack it if I find it possible, then yes
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!
???
What ad do you guys want to see next?
how single step sister
Ye like jazz
@livid lava what
what's forager
i like electro swing
It's a game Static
Nuclear stuff
But I couldn't check because old saves didn't work until they pushed a hotfix
nuclear stuff
And they added modding support
ok that's good
Macaroni
Idk, haven't tried it because saves are still broken
Haven't seen any patch notes either
-.-
hello encouragement
Anyone here play apex on Xbox
smells like updog in here
Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby
Antimatter baby goat?
u
Is that an option
yes
fol
what
low
low
Update when

updat wen

Lava soon is the equivalent of 3 yrs. π€£
one day is 3 weeks in lava time
updt wn
now
update coming in 6 hours
woow visual cap
now we need star tiers
nice
Bruh just murdered him through space time
I just put a bunch pp into the perk
well, we really need to break infinity
Killed his great great grandfather and grandson in one hit
lmao
alien can I see your tinker gear for fights
Can someone in solar 5 plus send me their deck setups
!decks
Hey mods. Has lava told anything about what afterlife may be about?
no
nope
oh jesus
that's singularity
yes but
Yes mark
thanks
I'd expect afterlife to be prestige 3
one of the smithing items gives us lots of clues
"per tier of afterlife"
hmmm.
maybe a mob that gives prestige currency based on how many you kill and then acts like a new rebirth mechanic
Lava said there wouldn't be another prestige mechanic
then the old idea is probably what's going to happen
I expect it's a other fighting mode like crusades and fighting, where radiation is an always active damage mechanic draining your health
Afterlife per tree like ascension and rebirth
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

when you rank up enough
When you git gud
ok
I have a serious problem ngl
find the difference
I bet little lava will carry his Christmas hat until summer break :D
if he carries it until next chritmas then lava doesnt even have to recode it then
"recode"
recode = copy & paste back in
Ahhhhh, I hate hoops. I'll never get the pet
that 42 suggests otherwise
keep practicing then
if you have a streak going when the trial timer resets, you can keep that streak as long as you hit the first basket of the trial
so if you can get yourself up pretty high before the timer restes, then make one basket, your trial 1 score can start pretty high
thats how i got it. still took like 2 weeks
lol, my hoops score today is a palindrome 12-0-21
that's easy, how many poisonous/venomous things live in the deserts of new zealand?
I didnβt exactly mean in terms of wildlife because if you do that Australia compares to nothing else
But fuck it
π
LE
AF
no
Canadian
no
Haha! King 1 - Iron throne 0
@bleak void me too, it's possible, just fucking sucks
ahahaha, I thought my phone was bugging out. Turned out I forgot to turn off the autoclicker after closing down the game.
it happens
Clicking precise areas is such a pain on mobile man
yea it sucks
Cyberpunk 2077 delayed oof
sad keanu
what else got pushed to sept @autumn copper ?
no that got pushed to April
Wait, sorry. Avengers got pushed to Sept
everythings getting delayed this year lmao
After I revised her recipe, Steph makes some INSANE mac and cheese.
hi making fucking mac and cheese I'm kuaka
someone quick, send me 1000 raid tickets so I might have a shot at this king card
lol
keyword might with how low ticket gain rate is
if I'm lucky I get around 5 shots a day
I am so happy Netflix bought the rights to Saiki K
This reddit trophy is a bit of a rarity
what's it for
oh it's for giving gold to 12 people, so it's not rare you just have to spend money on coins @errant forge
There are 3 types of awards though
you can just give golds
I don't know how do the tiers work in the newer system
I have 1875 coins, 12 silver awards given, 4 golds, 2 platinums, and 1 sub award
ok
no job but can buy Reddit coins 
I get a monthly allowance of 15$
...
Which transfers to 10 of our local currency per day
wait
So it's 300 CZK per month
are you actually in elementary school ondra?
Yes
I thought you were trolling
8th grade
ohhh okay, that's middle school in US at least
US school system is weird
makes you seem less young
Here it's:
Elementary (basic) school: Grade 1-9
Middle school: Up to 4 grades, based on what do you want to be
High school: I don't actually know how do they work.
you should save ur money, it's a good skill to learn
^
even from someone who doesn't have an allowance, saving any type of money is useful
yeah in US its:
Elementary: 1-5
Middle: 6-8
High: 9-12
oh shit
when u hit a certain tier in the new google play store thing
you get free play points every week
at silver its 1.1 points per $1 spent
never looked at them
certain games will give extra points per $1 spent
but it's usually shit ones like Bubble Witch 3 Saga
lol
most of the rewards are shit too
Bubble Witch Saga?
That's made by fucking King
100 points for a $1 Google Play Credit
And King games always try to nickel and dime you
you must not like Blizzard then Ondra
or ea
no no
or lavaflame2
wait for real?
yeah
didn't know that
I tried to delete my Blizzard account but these ASSHOLES do not allow you to do that unless you give them your passport
what
and in 2019?
uhhh I can't find anything about total revenue in 2019
Hey
1 zillion
Damn I should've gone for the Desolator/Canary before the carpet
Hello
Just got back from school they gave us a shit ton of work on the holidays wtf
π€π΄ π° β
the cards are never gonna get here :[[
i did 
Oh fuck
yea i must be the first person in history
to not get their package within the estimated time frame
i think the worst part of all is
remembering what my kindergarten teacher told us
while looking up at a gold framed picture of a shipping box
oh nice. level 50 contracting
"there has never been a late package in the history of human kind, my students"
doesnt unlock anything though π
contracting?
Lmao jesus. Well, lies must be told
like the quests?
OH lol
@near wharf oh that happens alot since I'm fuking far away from them the shipping time is so expensive, sometimes more expensive than the thing I'm currently buying.
yea that one levels up kinda fast
lava pls make it easier to get rare spelunking materials
yea brazt that makes sense
i dont want to autoclick
No
i think theyre in europe, and i am not
Jonny get good
is like, WAY too harsh
nah its ok youll get it eventually
is that the quest thats like
no u
none of the contracts are too harsh lol
i literally got two SS ranks on Hard quests, but my Monster Madness is still only at D
Game is balanced
"kill XXXXXX monkeys. Theyre going bananas!"
@near wharf god, sometimes shipping is a day or 2 or even weeks
yes
thats mmy favorite dialogue in the gmae
Max out enig booster
hi lava!
Gg ez contract
sec
Fire*
Jodoc made it better
π¦
π
No pp now
woahhhhhhhh
I liked dungeon defense
Kinda funny how you can reach the next zone a day after reaching the Mist thanks to spelunking
You know the colored gems that you get for free within time I never got them , lava plz explain
colored gems?
@bleak void wait until you get transfusion and go from bog to oblivion in one day
Yep. Colored gems
transfusion π©
They dont tell what they do tho
And just like that lava is gone
they prefer to be called african-american gems
Yeah good going
Gems of color
Wtf
@arctic badge I still have no idea what you're talking about
lmao meteor
I've got lava on speed dial.
that's better
l
Nut you don't even talk here anymore
Brazt = broken
you come into the chat
I'm just gonna take a screenshot of it
Lava store your notes on a ti-84+ calculator
imagine going to class 
Imagine affording schooling
How can you be late to something that you pay for lava
Your mom happens
Dude is probably in permanent chaos
Game + life + school
Well, saying life is kind of generous but
You get my drift
Lmao
I got it wrong they're called extra gems
I love normie rocks
K
Sm my my head smh
ATM machine
Brb right back
@kind rover bruh I bought 6-star packs a couple of days ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
crystals
Normie
Smh come back when you have 1 million gems
Rocks
It feels weird seeing someone having to go to class at 22:45
lol, apparently I have about 111.7k gray star cards
*3:45
4:45pm here. Lava is 1:45pm
Timezones amirite
@arctic badge wait I still don't know what you're talking about then, there was never anything where you could get those for free within a certain amount of time
I know timezones are funky but for me it's hella weird
Read what brazt said earlier
East coast best coast
Coast coast
@void spade it says you will get them in some timem
#LongIslandLife
But never got them
Erm
Ashley just ignore it it's okay
Check ap/ bp tree
That means you don't have to pay real money to get them Brazt
idiot boi
@woven apex I know wtf
Donut gem purchase normie rocks
You can also get them via pachi
Waiting for new event...
the only gems you cant get are the premium ones iirc
you can get those in pachi, battle
Ok I know plz dont spam me anymore
Everything is free!
@arctic badge what do you mean
Can't u get them via pachi as well? Or am I thinking of supreme gems
except 2x mastery π
pachi is all crystals
uses general chat normally
plz don't spam
K
K
no step on snek
lol
Snek rope
will kill snek before me die
hmmm so. tips for sentinel?
@frail cedar that's just art
Emygdala Bob when
A master piece
Bob bob when
Bob filled bob when
bob emigdala?
Nesting bobs
bobs nesting?
Lmao
what, you egg?
#BanDuck
#banduck

stabs king
#BanDuck
Bob shank is my paralysis demon
I think it's all our demon

Why am I the guy who gets stabbed in #off-topic-chat again
Shit is terrifyingly scare
again King?
oof. getting close to first SSSS

normie's I use snek to attac king
can i do ice cream 5 with xT 2 star solar damage?
Ye
check the calc?
But yes
Et tu Ash?
i have no idea how to use calc lol
I finished ic with 1star
It's doable
damm mice
Miceeee
lol, you input the numbers
Idle Awards 2 + Idle Skilling crossover when
the cells have notes on what numbers it wants
Input number, output delicious dairy snack
Idle Skilling Awards 2: Electric Boogaloo pack available for $49.99 @kind rover
Nice meme
Oof
You didn't use the selling text
fuck the selling text
Idle Skilling Awards 2: Electric Boogaloo pack available for $49.99
I let my nipple hats do the selling for me
π΅
no formatting needed
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Rebooting
@frail cedar *exp windows
ugh someone kill me, I'm too tired to go to school tomorrow
Hey you! Cold nipples? Buy LavaBrand NippleHats! (From 25 gems)
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Bonus points if it's high school, much easier than college...
Grade school tbh
yeah I'm in high school
Work is boring
11th grade
hi in high school I'm kuaka
Ffs
at least you get paid for work
I'd rather eat blue cheese instead of school
Blue cheese is nummy
you only get yelled at in school, and disappointment from teachers
I'm from wisconsin
why would you eat school
oof, what's your job?
how can you eat school
Just quit your job Meteor lol
ok ngl that sounds awesome
I don't have a bachelors degree. Failed out.
oof
Imagine working
This post was made by LavaFlame gang
@kind rover please name the aforementioned company for not doxxing purposes
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@kind rover how much money do u make?
all of them
sounds like a bother, but still cool
Oh shit weed time in 20 mintues
Woo 1 more blood tank to go
Pass me some
that sounds like under payment but idk
Never had any tbh
Oh?
@kind rover laughing in 30Β£ pocket money for school
But off peak is ez mode
Yeah it's not exactly OK lol
Check every 2 weeks

ok
13 hours a day excluding weekend
Who lives on earth (x) who lives on Mars (~)
Imagine working 167 hours in a week
Imagine working
@frail cedar imagine even having a job
I clean and it sucks big time sometimes
Ye i just got let go for not having a ride to work
Wait, really?
Yeah
Oh shit, what did you work at?
I'm entering depress mode
@kind rover I hope you get enough sleep for your work lamo
I did waitressing at a local pub in my town
Ah yes got to solar damage under a week on my new account
Well no my car decided to full die and i live too far for my coworkers to want to give me rides. Missed 9 days, came back and manager was like "work abandonment yada yasa"
OG more
Damn 9 days...
Like I'm sorry my car fucking imploded jeez
Flower cards
Time to blackmail someone
I told them what happened
Right.
And he was like no
And now he's dead in some alleyway?
If only
Car trashed or is it fixed now
I just.... living 20 miles from work really fucked me
Holy shit 20
These europeans don't understand the distance from work lol
I live in sticks nowhere
Yeah that'll do it...
Imagine having to drive 20 miles
Ask family and friends for some help finding a nice replacement.
European gang
Imagine the gas waste
Its a perfect plan, cut his brake lines and collect the life insurance
ok
I could ask a million questions right now but I'm pretty sure thinking about your life situation isn't the best thing to do right now. Smoke like 500 bags and come back lol
But make sure to be really suspicious about it too
If the cops catch on collect their insurance too!
Anxiety attacks since you got fired?
A couple
Andrew go buzz of Mr dare cop
Are you able to see a therapist?
Why are you all talking about July? Lol
You need all the help you can get.
Not with my lack of insurance
broke
see therapist
ok
Ah you must be talking about the next update
@safe isle drugs are good for medical reasons and other stuff
Drug bad drug might also be good
Im not a Healthcare professional adam
Even if you were 300 bags would be overkill
Ye i didn't qualify for free stuff because single and such
And i made "too much money"
aren't you young enough to still be on your parents insurance
They don't have insurances
ah
My dad almost does
Damn
man
Yeah
being american must be hard :/
A little bit
@frail cedar what even is your vehicle that you drive in
I drive a Mercedes Benz E I think
Jesus what
It's old as f
Iβve got a 300D back home
Not all of them tho @frail cedar
Diesel
Only a few Mercedes had Diesel engines but it is a small tank
But its definitely fast can go up to 300 kmph (max)
temporarily uses standardized measurements
Wow, -5 sure is chilly
Oof
It's pretty cold 9Β° here (for me)
I guess
#preferablytheonethatdoesn'tmakesense
#YeahIGuess
#WhyAreWeTalkingLikethis?
#BecauseBuffSpecialRolesPlease
buff how
#gitgud@math
#true
lol fuck those plebs
Aw okays..
get teehee if you wanna not be a scrub
Teeher
doesn't look like it to me fam
How's everyone doing?
Why is there no special role pink name shit
Ranked 15th lol
I'm rank "Sucks too much to bother"
I am sad now
Oh?
Jodoc has it
Oh lmao
You fool
But yeah, I'm over chy and tyr
Insulting.
Calm down, Disney villain.
That's how overly active i am
:p
I feel like everytime I see Tyr's name it becomes more meme lol. If you don't follow it, it just looks like a weird name
I like it
Andrew over there playing with dolphins
does anyone know if they are updating pc version? the ascencion/rebirth bug doesn't let me continue and improve

he's*
You guys are so 2019
Pc cancelled confirmed.
#no
That's cuz Bray is smitten. XD
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Bray is forever our mod lite
diet mod

