#off-topic-chat
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Ashley
is
Gaee
Straight from the clouds to the sewers
Brae is Gae
your mother
Don't have one
who's mother
your sister
who's sister
your mister
Bray is gaelic?
gae
no
not gay, gae
noy
noy
Niet
diey
Da
diet
neiy

lava left instantly when he saw this chat
do you blame him?
nope
no
good ol' community we have here
yes
welp, have everything from asylum, so time to store up keys for when I finally am able to foil them
Maybe he is just too busy preparing the next update
ik
Lol update
I will make sure of it
what is love

baby don't hurt me
kuaka changed pfp 
no
No more
No more
yes
I did iron
Why
kuaka has had that as pfp for a whil
I don't like change 
why

then you will get paid in pennies
Idk, I'm autistic
Iron is old and stuck in his ways
boomer
Hi autistic, I'm bray
rood
no
I did my IT test today, Happy me


Alright which one of u is in Ireland
birb
Red hat or CompTia test
@livid lava how'd it go?
Ew ireland
Cause someone they just tried to get into my Google account
The green canada
there's a lot more IT tests than that Silvia lol
not bad, 45 gems from today's crypt~
Yeah but those are common
Cisco too
Gross
lol Cisco > CompTia
lol not those ones
what
it did those in highschool and it was shit
CompTia tests are fucking shit
What's Cisco
Networking company
stuff
it was a joke
but I have psychology test tomorrow and I know shit
I have a bunch of CompTIA certs from high school
I have certs only from Autocad huh
I was up to 20 something before joining the military and now they are useless
Same?
because the cisco ones that we could took were not about networking mostly
20 something what?
Penises
CompTia certs
microsoft certs are good..... to not having to go for lectures and getting or credits automaticly lol
A few Linux and some Cisco
I wish I had those, because I had to take stupic classes
Stupic
I don't even think CompTIA HAS 20 certs available
lol
Only Microsoft I had to take was excel
they have like 5 or so
🤔
🤔
🤔

and I am like fucked so, idk if I should go for the test tomorrow or just do not
why are you fucked
What level psychology is it
psychology
study
Is it just a gen ed
ahaha i realized i'm fucked for my finals tomorrow
study
pff idk the english stuff, psychology of personality or something like that + Freud, Jung etc...
and I was on like 3 classes
isn't freud that guy that wanted to fuck his mom
dunno
pees on chat
Runs out
bro wtf
idk lots of those ppl were weird
what are you doing step bro
step bro is legal is not it ?
what
yeah it's legal
I don't like this conversation
I wish I had step sister
Garbage

tip them over
oh
you wont

fuck a server rack dude, yeet that shit
be that one guy looking through doors in hallways, rush in and push it over and run out
I just want to push them
fcking networking
just go to a server room and make them fall like dominos
dominos pizza
hey I stick some cables in it once when I was intern
That’s an old ass picture and those things were trash, theyve been configured and wiped about a thousand times or so
I remember one time at my school
we had a network drive that everyone could use
and someone uploaded ransomware onto it
uhoh
lol
what happened
and they had to roll everything back to before the school year started
oof
like wtf bro
hacked his grades or like
My cyber security final was to create a virus that would crash windows XP ezpz
openly bragging it
inspect element and changed how they looked
This is why we don't keep our grades at servers.
because those are two very different things
print it and show it to ur mom
@errant forge where tf are you supposed to keep them then
no like actually raising their grades in the system
on paper?
yes
We write grades to our school book?
When I was in school grades were kept in a grade book

our school keeps grades online
One of our teachers that helped people with credit recovery classes (all online) just passed everyone in all of their classes, because that affected his pay
he got fired eventually lol
what
but for something different, he took a student out to lunch, and THEN the school found out he was rigging grades
We are handed a class book at the start of every grade, and we write every single grade down there
well ya at uni or collage... but primary or high ? still they use grade book + sw system for schools
Along with stuff such as class meeting, added notes, etc.
that's interesting
I've never used a grade book for anything
class book ? but that is mostly in primary, not in high
Because there , no one can hack grades?
there are grade books for teachers, but not for students
it is just our school system and data that u have to have inside of school for inspection and stuff
like I don't get how it can be that hard to prevent a high school script kiddie from hacking your shit
our school's IT guys are incompetent
And then where do your teachers write notes, you write the timetable, etc.
like seriously bad at their job
LMAO
lmao
"man why tf is the school website so slow"
meanwhile they're just raking in the coins
The only grades that are kept on a PC is when the report cards are printed
bruh my school uses godaddy.com to make their websites
but we u still use that bakaláři or other shit
^
can you translate that to america for me
oh we have really nice school website
"bakaláři" it is just a name.... it is information system for every student and there are marks, your teachers, your timetable etc...
wtf is proskoly.cz
oh i see
A site where you login and take mini-quizzes.
They now added a quiz category where you test if something is fake news or not
But ProŠkoly is only used in your spare time out of school
hi
For online tests, they use SCIO, and again, I forgot my user and PW there
I'm still using moodle
bro
hey
fuck moodle
ya my uni use moodle too
Wtf is Moodle
my scool uses quia
A site to make quiz
I use Sporcle for making quizzes
moodle makes me think of google for cough SOME reasons
makes me think of final fantasy
Fuck moodle
wut
Moogles are great @blissful raven
staticlord gets it
and whats moogle
Moogle cat things
oh THESE
Static that’s like the worst moogle pic ever

that's what shows up when you google it
my body is telling me I shouldn't stay up so late
Anyway, ProŠkoly is a site where you can freely take quizzes after school as long as you know your user and password, but SCIO is entirely dictated by my school, we cannot take tests at our will
why are your schools better than mine
your schools IT is better than mine
The only time when I used SCIO was for czech and math tests that they told us to take in the 5th grade
It have overly "prestige" status
Ubuntu
Fuck communism tbh
nah
SCIO is actually really good for that, well sometimes
I hate how is SCIO dictated by my school, I just cannot challenge my brain at free times
why would u do that
I don’t even know what scio is
do these even exist?

yeah they come from construction
you get them randomly by building those two things
with a 100% change of getting them at max level
oh well
have got like lvl 50 throne 
bro just take a screenshot
SCIO is like project about alternative teaching, but they do receiver tests for highschool and uni/colege
I don’t have discord on my tablet
they even have their own schools now
@tardy crescent keep in mind though, you currently can not build chandelier past 55 so if you don't get the card before then you have to wait for Lava to fix
and I met one principal from this school, nic guy
but the card sucks anyways so
And my mom even has an account on several sites where you sometimes get opinion forms and by filling them, she gets shitty prizes like 25¢ (sometimes 1$) and points, which are used to donate to charity or get tickets for lottery draws
build time is too high
oh
lol
like 99D estimate time

even for people like Andrew/Alien
Ez
for me 99999999D :xd:
Opinion sites. I used to do a ton of surveys.. for scraps.
:xd:
ya same lol
man, how do nubs have the red head and I dont

even clicking thing when I was really young
cheaters
But in the end I just felt like "fuck it, it's too much of a hassle for too little"
foil packs apparently
nvm
@blissful raven silvia has 6* so they bought card packs
I would never
yeah
@tawdry seal that's the only way to get 6* tunnels cards lmao
Don’t mind that 1-star in there
I once stole lego set from store and they found it and shitted on my parents then they shitted on me and i shitted on my dog
so
why do some surveys
Kvetko are you okay
so you're into scat
no
I filled out a few opinion surveys for golden eagles, War Thunder's premium currency
I found an app on google play, tried it out to call BS on a scam and it really gave me 35 golden eagles
I feel like Ondra will explode if he doesn't talk about premium currency once a day
The only surveys I fill out now are the ones on google surveys
and downgrading
google opinion rewards are nice
They are really short, pop up too seldom
do machines 7 and 8 cost gems as well?
idk maybe just do part time
probably @tardy crescent
But a little store credit never hurts
gems
No
@void spade
noone's bought da 6th one to know?
Just cash bound to google play
HOW DO YOU GET GOOGLE OPINION REWARDS
IT'S NOT AVAILABLE HERE
like, seriously?
I haven't
That can only be spent on google play ofc
nobody knows about rewards crap
wut how
I wouldn't either lmfao
Basically like steam wallet.
google pay rewards?
But for google play.
@errant forge
oh opinion rewards
@livid lava Don't bother as google opinion rewards is banned in here
oh
uh
those
ya FCKING GERMANY
it's not "banned" it's just not available there
and no czech
@void spade Fuck google and their shit
it is like.... ya germany is 50y ahead from us
you get fucking barely any credit from it
idk what you're talking about elmenda
travels to another country to download
those bastards
I bought machines without paying gems
VPN
those rewards are shit tho
haha
you're missing out on like a dollar a month max
Vpn
But I fucking want google credit
My mom is tired when I ask if I can purchase premium currency
get a job?
^
yes but 6th costs gems @blissful raven
@void spade I cannot
why
Now that I think of it, not gotten a survey in ages.
idk... I just do part time for one day and Can buy all gem packs from lava
really? it didn't when I got it
Becuase I am in elementary school?

why bother with those little cents
nice

🤔
well that explains some things
yeah
stop that
just don't get nitro
well if ur 15
they do
@livid lava Je tvoje práce tester alkoholu? Jestli jo, tak ti to jde fakt dobře
lol
hey hey hey
Hey, kéž by
why did lava do that
Not worth spending the gems
#not-english please
yeah its not
it's not lol
Also, I need another 100 gems for the next construction..
Wack
It costs 400 gems.
I bought them all before he decided they should cost gems apparently
wtf
quack
fck u all
feelsbad
kind of dumb that he made them cost gems lol

I still have to spend gems on them
Exactly, fuck you
why fuck me
Do you really need 6 machines tho
Lava has chosen to not give me alpha access
those abs
Anotha one, one of the red constructions, cost 400 and is needed to go further so..
yeah you wouldnt
lava did, but idk then he delete it, because I COULD NOT USE HELIUM
Stop being toxic @blissful raven @void spade
I was barely helpful in the alpha
and I do not wanna fck my save
uh
If I want to do the next couple of constructions well.. no choice but to spend the gems 😛
bro
bro
most of the server is toxic
bro
Bro
Brah
see look at them
step bro
Step sis
sis
drunks cause lots of problems
I’m not toxic
yes you are
Duck lmao
No
wtf is even toxic on internet
me and p4wn apparently
What is not toxic on the internet?
Agree
and why the fuck does he has JIF image
not me and p4wn apparently
Much toxic
You are so toxic.
andrew passed me on rank
Not me
The toxiest
imagine andrew passing you on rank
LMAO
fck I need to study, but this is more fun
As toxic as a radioactive banana.
Studying is for nerds
well
well I did not get wasted for long time
@blissful raven bray is probably gonna pass you soon too
Quizlet 💯
bray spams though so idc
truuuu
uuu
also I don't care about rank
like not that I "have" to past the test... I just choose it for fun, but credits are credits lol
I care about ranks
not sure how I am still so high
I love ranks
idk how I got so high so fast
cuz u took drugs
i did not
Homoboy
kvet stop doing drugs
Drugs are for squares
are the pets which give capsule xp multiplicative between each other just like any another passive?
rounds do drugs too
xd
no elmenda

but sometimes I just wanna do like 10 ibuprofens and die
You mean when you went broke
so u were doing drugs as a child???
10 ibuprofen 
nah I have enough money
also elmenda you need to save all your questions for andrew tbh
oh ya vitamin gummies
he loves helping you, its his mod job
I wish I could use my time candy on spelunking learning
oh on pets too
my learning is too fast now #SufferingFromSuccess
eve just on the pets
I don't want to check it that often
they are my struggle lol
Same. I mean, yay finally on purple vessels. Then ofc now I need blue vessels, lel
your kampf?
mine ?
anyone saw the new sword user in Smash?
yeah
Mein?
no I dont play smash lmap
Cares
I didn't buy SSBU yet
ANOTHER
never heard of them
MOTHERFUCKING
just looks like Marth
FIRE EMBLEM SWORD USER
I sucked at smash, so uh, I kinda stopped playing
what is smash
well, if its another FE waifu who cares really
I have only 22 CZK nintendo eshop credit and 89 gold tokens, so I cannot really purchase smash or games
they are all girls
Smash is a game n something u need protections for
well
except buff ike, or whatever that guy's name is
there are 11 FE characters
oh it is switch thing
the ike looking guy
nvm I do not have that
oh shit they have a girl version
yeah see
and 7 of them (probably 8 now) are Marth copies
they know their audience
they arent marth copies
there are only 3 marths
marth, roy, lucina
I like daraen
I haven't played that game since december because I suck and my friends don't like playing so I have to play online like some lamer
yeah @manic falcon idk how many fire emblem characters you think there are but they aren't ALL marth clones
Tell me
I just main Yoshi
Well at least u dont pay the sub to nintendo online
I play yoshi so badly
like you said just Roy and Lucina
Kow much diffrence is there between sword users in Smash from FE?
Only two move diffrence
max
Ike is completely different from Marth
uh
Robin too
I got a switch on xmas with nintendo labo variety kit, Zelda BOTW and Link's Awakening, Super Mario Odyssey, some LEGO game, Super Mario Party, Mario Kart 8, and idk what was the other game
and those dragon guys are too
Hey
corrin
he loves helping you, its his mod job```
omg     
I think
Like I said-- 11 FE characters including 7(or 8) Marth clones
@manic falcon name every Marth clone please
we dare u
roy is acceptable I suppose
I love Roy
i dont
Why should I?
they should have just gone with either marth or lucina tho
I just call them clone
@manic falcon because there aren't 7 clones you fucking idiot
aight
idk if the polls have decided lucina is better yet
and?
show us then
but I imagine they have, thats what pros were talking about
she does a lot more damage overall
marth just has some smashes that are good
yeah idk why they have both
and he isn't melee marth
probably to appease melee fanbase or something with Marth
hes brawl marth
but he sucks
but you know if a melee player saw a smash game and it didn't have marth they'd shit themselves
same with Fox
it doesnt matter if they are terrible
I wish Sakurai made it so Ice Climbers could still wobble lmao
fox is not terrible though
idk why but Ice Climbers is one of my favorite characters to watch at a high level
even without wobbling
in melee btw, not ultimate
I remember these rage times w/ fox's Shine
takes a lot of skill to be good with ice climbers
Fly Amanita had an insane SoPo
basically you just have to play them exclusively
cba to get good at smash anymore
what does cba means
i feel dumb
-memorize every move and combo from it
-no
cba is cant be asked
I think
idk
Hey! I've leveled up crusading to 99. Now the tunnels have a way to get a 3rd stat...how do you get the mats for these?
broooo
I'm good at smash even more with bowser
lol
then I had to learn how to macro
6 pool is also a good strat
just wall of your ramp
you have to try and scout it early enough though
if you're terran you can wall off with depots since you can just lower them
yeah
but Protoss/Zerg have a lot less options to handle it
well, you can also just use a factory or whatever and float it
ultimate strat is just lift your CC and land at gold resources
hi
yeah its pretty good. gets kind of boring after a bit
its just fighting the pc
very predictable
you need to use random character/stage
they also have mutators to really fuck with the game
they dropped the ball with WOL
LOL
Broodlord meta 
idk SC2 feels low effort in general on their part
HOTS wasn't that bad really, but they just didn't make balance changes as fast as they needed to to address toxic meta
the story is so bad
idk I liked HOTS campaign
static i now have 350 games on krunker and 18 hours
jesus
like there was a good story in place and they just managed to thoroughly trash it
raynor became a drunk with attachment issues
idk what kerrigan's deal is, she was just rewritten
everything about the protoss was rewritten
they did a rerelease on SC1
if you really want to play i
a lot of people think its the best balanced strategy game
also it has the good story
they did?
yeah like 2 years ago now
I remember hearing about it but never heard anything about it coming out
I'll check it out
well the story is infinitely better
I guess people blame activision
who knows though
and they killed zeratul smh
what are you talking about
his character?
starcraft
oh
Hey
the coop commander zeratul just had a rebalance that was bad
not the worst but literally everything was nerfed
granted you could solo any mission with zeratul before
a nerf was needed. just not on literally everything
no like he dies in the story of LOTV
oh no he got the rarest pet ever
well they made him useless
well not like that sentinel even has a good boost 
he had no point by then
truuuuu
Krunker anyone
get crunk?
im at work sry
Can be
no
bootleg csgo with cod maps
csgo is bootleg krunker
^
it also has CS maps
My screen has sticky splots on it what shall I do
well since its csgo... i dont care
that was originally a quake mod
I wasn't even into that
clean your screen?
First game to have straying
ok i leave now
I'm not good at explaining
try me
lo-gang for life
WOOOO my first icecream
ha
needs a fix
Blue guy is strafing
I need to be able to use candies on potions again
ok quake 3 was not the first game with strafing
quake 1 had it
actually
Ok
doom I'm pretty sure had it
Yeah but quake 3 was my childhood
ok but you said it was the first game to have it
@void spade
Sorry I wrote that wrong
its ok
That gif does not accurately reflect my experience. You need to make the blue player turn 812 degrees per frame to shoot in random directions.
Also bunnyhopping too
certs
?????????????
quake 1 was the first game with bunnyhop
for potions
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah
bunnyhop was "fixed" in quake 3
uhhhhhhhh
I feel like my progression will be slowed down quite a bit when I've capped all my smithing items
wow would you look at the time
so?
sry I got caught up in another Idle Skilling project
wow this guy capped doom gauntlets
All my pre-spelunking smithing items..
but seriously I'm interested to see how it turns out
see what
my project
Cuphead's in smash and i'm content
don't mislead the people now
What i'm not content about, is they added a fire emblem character as dlc
we already had someone come in here and complain about the FE character
you're late
uhhh
staticcccccc
leon kennedy 4 smash
I'm surprised the RE folks aren't playable tbh
I guess after 5 it wasnt a cash cow for capcom
i just reached level 1337 attack and 2000 strength
direct
no
ok
you got some nice FF6 sunglasses there
omg you don't know FF6?
kauka you have a sad existence
If that's what defines the properties of an existence then most of the world is fucked
I didn't say anything you boomer
I know you well enough
no
lol
This may be a really stupid question but where is the hoops
!hoops
Hoops is a new secret added in 2.5. :basketball: :wastebasket:
For unlock info, see:
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Secrets#Hoop_Challenge
Thanks
Perhaps that command should get updated, v2.5 is definitely not "new" anymore
I think only lava can update commands. Unless he changed it
I got my nebula y background in steam
idk why people buy these cards
they are so worthless
but hey
free money
I want this DNA background from this game literally nobody plays
too bad I suppose
I should add some people here on steam
no
need to keep track of people I want on my friends I guess
I did too
idek how to check that
me either so I probably didn't add it
discord only needs so much of my information
like all these messages to the sexy girls here
lol girls don't use discord
Thanks for confusing me, p4wn. Saw a notification but couldn't figure out where it came from.
np
they have peaches?
yeah
hmm
tasty peaches
😩
How much vessels/h are people getting?
2
not enough
like 50QQ on my loot dudes
Damn I get 0.0000000001 an hpur
So then u could prob get the 1green construction upgrade
I got all my vessels now so w/e
Green as in vessel number green
I get 1.9 vessels per hour.
I probably finished that
OK so that's do able then good to know

Is your push build the same as on the builds page?
mine?
Anyone that has gotten further than me :)
I got the platypus a long time ago so the builds I posted for no platypus don't apply to me anymore
I use the speed one basically though yeah
I don't think there's a better one
I should get on that
I'm building for the gattaca team
I just have the loot version one done atm
well
problem is that pets does not matter at all at construction point of the game
why do gattaca stuff
you have all vessels
probably 200 abberant unlike me
because I've been so lazy with that
I'm at like 170 abberant
So do those bonus ice creams give something or it just an achievement right now?
Anyone want to play a multiplayer game? (I don't have one for suggestion though)
they give good stuff
just an achievement
uh
I don't trust kuaka
are you talking about legend 27 ice creams?
what bonus ones?
Top
boners ones...
ok
Right good to know
the BP one is the important one
Till gonna take me a while to work
oh actually the research one is important too
yea
he changed that so now you need it
how so
Now I am curious
to get past level 1000
he removed the max
man kauka do you even play this game
Yeah u don't need that to get passed 1000
I have a few things over 1000 on the tanks
I need more ads
wow thanks benji
np
just what I needed
Its what I need
Do u want me to send you an ad virus
Hmm not an ad virus but ad images yes
Every time u open a page u will get redirected
yeah that too
Computer banks to rule the world
Two words combined that can't make sense
Suspended state of cryogenics
Funny = dumb
cant argue
Funny is just down with the sickness
hey @long glen can you confirm its possible to get spelunk cards at less than 1 second?
alien did some new calculations on that stuff
That reminds me, he was working on his treasure calculator yesterday but I don't think he is fully done with it yet
Unless you are?
yeah he added stuff
I saw you typing you sneaky extraterrestial
If you have enough spelunk card chance you always have a 50% chance to get a card. At least that's what I gathered when I looked at it last.