off-topic-chat

[wispy dagger]

weird things

[dim inlet]

lava barelly reads #_ do you think hes going to read anything in this chat?

[wispy dagger]

who know

who know...

[tardy crescent]

ohno.exe

[wispy dagger]

i dont get it

you mean you hit your cash wall for upgrades?

nice

now you have excuse to get more cash somehow

[golden ivy]

Hi

[tardy crescent]

unless that there's no way I can?

[dim inlet]

you dont need any more upgrdes tbh, not worth to extract later

[tardy crescent]

ya mean cuz I already get mach 10 in a reasonable amount of time?

...or just cuz high costs?

[hasty nest]

the bonuses you get for higher mach bags is mostly negligible

[tardy crescent]

because lava didn't want to make mach 11 and 12 give their respective resource and not resource 26

[hasty nest]

higher mach should honestly have some sort of multiplier on loot

its impossible to progress without either an auto clicker or eighteen hands

[dim inlet]

next update should change that as we have some useless buildings

should be easier to get last 2 treasures

[wispy dagger]

its just like farming white souls in spiriting

there is no direct way buttt ye kno

[tardy crescent]

yeeeeeeeeeeee

[golden ivy]

Guys

not game related question

What is Aseprite

[wispy dagger]

sprite creator

[vale flicker]

Me and the 2000 boys waiting patiently for bog

[dim inlet]

my god so many perk points

must be hacking

ban

[vale flicker]

Yes

All the hacks

I have them all

I just uh

Cheat engine

On autoclicker

So I'm a super hcker

[dim inlet]

also keep your jokes out of ask question pls

[vale flicker]

Yeah there's a reason I moved to general

I didn'trealize I was still in qna

[golden ivy]

Hi again

[vale flicker]

Welcome back from your trip

[golden ivy]

Yes

[vale flicker]

Check out my sick looking candy bray

Cool right?

[golden ivy]

Ok

Yes

[vale flicker]

Thanks

[golden ivy]

Razor blades?

Like inside

[vale flicker]

Only the sharpest

[golden ivy]

Ok

[vale flicker]

Poor rift rift, no matter how hard he trys, he'll never be better than any of the other rifts

[dim inlet]

the clash of the two mightiest ^

[golden ivy]

Ok

[vale flicker]

Ok

[golden ivy]

Jodoc tried to make me sleep

Jokes on him

I didn't sleep

[vale flicker]

Ok

[woven apex]

Can we get Funny to mute you again?

Nothing personal just so you have to go to sleep

[golden ivy]

You can try

Oh jeeze 1 mod online

And he's idle

[dim inlet]

if funny comes offline we're in bray's hands

[golden ivy]

I've always wanted to be in charge

[pearl oak]

Nooooooo

[vale flicker]

I picked up best boy on the way to bog

[dim inlet]

bob >

[golden ivy]

If funny leaves it will be my first time seeing 0 online mods

[pearl oak]

I'll ping EVERY mod

[golden ivy]

Nuuu

[dim inlet]

hes not online for me tho, afk symbol here

[pearl oak]

Funny. You leave. I'm pinging lava

[golden ivy]

Fuck dest got on

[woven apex]

Oop Dest returned

[golden ivy]

I was so damn close

[pearl oak]

Wooooo. My ass is saved

[woven apex]

The little knight in his pfp is cute

[golden ivy]

Kinda

Kinky

[pearl oak]

That's not his sword 😋

[golden ivy]

So now I must wait until dest dies and funny dies

[pearl oak]

I'll resort to pinging lava

[woven apex]

Or you do it manually

Hey google, how do I ship cyanide internationally

[pearl oak]

Bray. Let's do an experiment

[golden ivy]

Lol you don't already have it?

Noob assassin ngl

[woven apex]

Funny isn't american y'know

Skh

[golden ivy]

I know

[pearl oak]

Try 10g and see if that does anything.

[golden ivy]

I have supplies in russia

He's Russian right?

[woven apex]

*We have supplies in Russia

[golden ivy]

LOL

[woven apex]

ROFL

[golden ivy]

AJSK

W

[woven apex]

Fish tank

[golden ivy]

Ok

Kinky

Ping me if the mods and lava leave

[woven apex]

@golden ivy not yet

[golden ivy]

@woven apex Thanks

[woven apex]

@@

[golden ivy]

@@

[woven apex]

@_@

[golden ivy]

I had a snow day today

And probs tomorrow

:)))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((:

[woven apex]

I don't have snow

[golden ivy]

Lozer

Move to canada

[woven apex]

I used to several years back

[vale flicker]

So how's my mining deck looking like guys

I put lots and lots of effort in

Took me a month

[golden ivy]

Ok

Ok

[vale flicker]

Wow thanks

[woven apex]

Just do !decks lol

[vale flicker]

twas a joke

[woven apex]

I still love u

[vale flicker]

Aw I luv u too

[woven apex]

[frail cedar]

Cat bobbing is fucking illegal

My spirit animal was not created to replace bobs

[dim inlet]

[vale flicker]

Soooo

I'm out of stars

Uh

I "accidentally" used them all on stupid things

And I just realized

I can't get more for another 15 hours

[frail cedar]

🇬 🇬

[jagged shadow]

Is it a joke there are so many different star emotes?

[frail cedar]

Imagine answering your own question

[vale flicker]

Seems legit enough

[kind rover]

Uh, what the fuck lmao. Ash got Bob heads for bobs

[frail cedar]

Wat

[dim inlet]

https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/535607033940934659/667234739454738432

[frail cedar]

Uhm

I didn't realize those were bobs

My life has been ruined

Welp

[dim inlet]

bobies

[frail cedar]

Gonna go drink blender

[twin hound]

Finally got enough hp to idle purgatory

Hurray for away gains

[bold quest]

Don't you only need to kill them fast enough so you don't need to worry about hp?

[twin hound]

Doesn't matter for away gains

If you don't have the hp, you don't get shit

[solemn scaffold]

isn't auto progress kinda useless if you still aint progressing unless you open up the game?

[twin hound]

Auto progress requires you to have the screen open

[solemn scaffold]

yeah

so should I spend my stuff on like drop stuff instead lol?

Since like i can just click the arrow myself to auto progress

[dim inlet]

yes, keep auto progress for later when you have high kill per kill count, also #_

[twin hound]

Idle progress for grasslands is perhaps the only one you'll need, until you have the means to do speed rebirths

Grasslands allows for speed ascensions

[fleet ivy]

[summer basin]

Is there anyway for me to transfer a save from iOS to android?

[dim inlet]

I dont think so

[golden ivy]

Oof mods are on

I can't take over

Ima sleep now bye

[mighty shadow]

It taked almost a hour...

[frail cedar]

Oof

[fleet ivy]

Yeah my ice cream 7 took like 30 minutes for me to kill the key master

@golden ivy were always on!

[dim inlet]

it was close tho

we only had funny and he was afk

[fleet ivy]

If I knew it didn't take coins after level 11 I would have leveled it more a long time ago >.>

Kind of annoyed about that lol

Was too lazy to farm 41qq coins

[dim inlet]

how much in sigils are 41qq coins tho

[fleet ivy]

Uhh it took me 53m sigils I think

I have 2qq left though

[dim inlet]

not that bad tho my machines would take some time to convert those

[fleet ivy]

What level are they?

[dim inlet]

pretty crap, they all convert like 200q an hour

[fleet ivy]

They say their level on them lol

[dim inlet]

phone is charging lol

2m is so far away for me to stretch

[fleet ivy]

I approve of the laziness

[dim inlet]

But i get like 20k sigils for a bag, should be easy to upgrade them up to qq lvls

[fleet ivy]

Lol

Level your machine's yo

[dim inlet]

but, I'm lazy

ok I did some upgrades and a lvl 26 is giving me 5qq an hour

not a problem anymore

[fleet ivy]

Lol level that shit to at least 28

[dim inlet]

I forgot they grow like, exponentially

[fossil stratus]

lazy to do what

[fleet ivy]

I know you have the materials

Mine give 133qq an hour at 28

I converted all 53m in less than 30 seconds

[dim inlet]

yes sure, I will work onto that

[fleet ivy]

Ffs, why do I open my mouth? Lol

Go away coins

[fossil stratus]

lol not even at 2nd statue

[dim inlet]

back off coins

[fossil stratus]

btw is it normal we cant use candies in spelunking?

[dim inlet]

yes

[fleet ivy]

Yeah

[fossil stratus]

ok i wasnt sure

[fleet ivy]

Not that they would help lol

[dim inlet]

and I dont think any of the new updates will allow them

[fleet ivy]

Lavas mad he accidently gave too many candies away

So he refuses to allow us to use them

[fossil stratus]

I keep em anyways

So i can use a total of 1000 hours at once

[bright juniper]

Got a monster card. Clicked on it. I immediately went to Cards tab to see its bonus. Card was not there. Went back to fighting to see if it was left behind. Card gone. Bye card.

[fleet ivy]

It turn to.... ash

[dim inlet]

go pikachu

[bright juniper]

Meen, it was like 5 minutes of farming... i feel bad.

[fleet ivy]

What card?

[bright juniper]

Elder goat lmao.

Jk, i don't feel bad at all.

[fleet ivy]

Once you get maxed attack speed it'll be really quick

[bright juniper]

I don't even expect that card to drop.

[dim inlet]

5 min seems expectation to me

[fleet ivy]

Minimize the game and it'll drop faster. If you aren't already

[bright juniper]

I play on my phone.

No one likes to open browsers when playing idle games.

[fleet ivy]

So..... minimize the game lol

[bright juniper]

Maybe just me

[fossil stratus]

I got all of the cards up to dungeon lol

that feels nice

[fleet ivy]

Phones minimize bro

[bright juniper]

I'm playing actively.

400% faster if let the game progress

Dont

I think i butchered my english there

[fossil stratus]

I move on like this with auto advance

[fleet ivy]

Yes and I'm saying if you minimize the game on the monster you want the card of it'll drop faster

[fossil stratus]

Yeah we do this

[bright juniper]

What's the reason?

Fps gain?

[fleet ivy]

Attack speed is capped lower when playing actively

Try that button:p

[fossil stratus]

ah ah ah

so FUNNY

[bright juniper]

Noooo

[fleet ivy]

Attack speed is higher if you away on a monster

[bright juniper]

Oh my attack speed is 1.7

[fossil stratus]

mine is 0,07

[fleet ivy]

Oh then it doesn't matter for you

You either

[bright juniper]

What?

[fossil stratus]

yes

U ll get to it

N its still pretty slow

[golden ivy]

even 0.07 is way too slow lol

[fossil stratus]

... well, its even slower in purg

[fleet ivy]

.01 it's the cap iirc. But offline if you have higher than that it'll go higher

[bright juniper]

Btw, i usually only ascend after getting to new area because nothing slows me down. Am I good?

[frail cedar]

Yay cap breaking

[fleet ivy]

Too many ash's

[frail cedar]

🤷‍♂️

[bright juniper]

Like it's 3 days in my current ascension reaching for 4th area

[fleet ivy]

You're now the same person

[frail cedar]

Yeah no

[bright juniper]

No

[fleet ivy]

You're welcome

[golden ivy]

lmao

[frail cedar]

If you can't see the stark difference you should drink razor apple

[fleet ivy]

It has been decreed

What difference?

[bright juniper]

Nah, I'm just ambidextrous typing of different devices ar once

[frail cedar]

Aha aha

So funny dudes lmao

[fleet ivy]

Lol

I thought it was

[bright juniper]

We're one

Yes

[frail cedar]

Minus, yknow, my name being in my usertag

Also teehee gang

[fleet ivy]

Shut it Bob

:p

[bright juniper]

Who's who

[fleet ivy]

Who knows

[fossil stratus]

Why do u love the bob rank so much anyways

[frail cedar]

looks like one mod is getting fucked for nitro

[golden ivy]

bob is love, bob is life

[frail cedar]

Bob is the best rank, it happens fives

[bright juniper]

Bob is palindromic

[fleet ivy]

Give it to your bestie Bray

[fossil stratus]

... If u say so

[bright juniper]

Now what rhymes with bray?

[frail cedar]

I need jodoc awake so he can make a teehee gang emote

[bright juniper]

No, screw that question.

[frail cedar]

Lol, crosses out

[golden ivy]

stay, may, clay, play...

[frail cedar]

The brayby is asleep for the night

Rip diet mod gang

Also dudes why the hell would i give bray nitro XD

[fossil stratus]

bay

[golden ivy]

day

[fossil stratus]

kay

gay

[fleet ivy]

Which one of you is the ash that likes dark souls? I can't tell

[golden ivy]

bingo

[fleet ivy]

Cause you said you weren't giving it to me lol

I said give it to your bestie instead then

[tawdry seal]

Deez

[fleet ivy]

Beez

[fossil stratus]

I never played dark souls though i'd love to

T-T

geez

[tawdry seal]

That sounds like someone who hasn’t played dark souls would say

[fossil stratus]

I know its super hardcore

[fleet ivy]

Play ds1 then bloodborne

[fossil stratus]

Thats why i'd like to

[tawdry seal]

Only people who hate themselves play DS

[golden ivy]

actually, dark souls is the easiest of all dark souls games

[fossil stratus]

Isnt the 1st one the hardest one?

[fleet ivy]

Yeah

You have that backwards

[fossil stratus]

thought so

[fleet ivy]

3 was easier

[fossil stratus]

I'll download it on pc

[golden ivy]

well i think is easier compared to the other games that came after that series

[fleet ivy]

You can get all 3 in a steam sale for like tree fiddy

[golden ivy]

like, i've been playing sekiro

and goddam fucking hard game

[fleet ivy]

I liked Nioh

The variation was nice

[golden ivy]

i still haven't played the anime one... what was it called?

[bright juniper]

See, when I'm away, the other one is away.

[fleet ivy]

Minus the multiple playthrough's required

Code vein

[golden ivy]

WEEBSOULS

ah, is it good?

[fleet ivy]

I liked it

Kinda repetitive

[fossil stratus]

who's the other one

[golden ivy]

i've played a few hours of it but my friend and i got burnt out cause you need to do the same area twice in multiplayer

[fleet ivy]

Not much monster variation

Just reskins

[golden ivy]

they went classic you could say, lol

[fleet ivy]

They put too much budget in anime titties

[golden ivy]

do you even see them at most times?

i guess you see more ass than anything

[fleet ivy]

Cut scenes I guess

Depends on how much you lock on

If you free fight you see your character all around

[golden ivy]

with my 100x boobie size and bounce mod you bet i do

[fossil stratus]

I remember the event twitch plays pokemon

[fleet ivy]

Lol

[fossil stratus]

They tried to do the same w/ dark souls

[fleet ivy]

That's your only form of movement at that point Adam

[golden ivy]

right now is twitch bets FF

[fossil stratus]

But it was a bad idea

[fleet ivy]

Bouncing

[fossil stratus]

Anyone else remember it?

[golden ivy]

oh man, inflate mechanics?

lol

yeah i do

helix and all that

[fossil stratus]

I remember my command has beaten the 2nd member of the council 4

[autumn copper]

So, apparently I discovered its possible to rapid fire basketballs.

[golden ivy]

not very helpful, but yeah!

[autumn copper]

Oh, it's abysmal.

[tawdry seal]

Last thing you see before you die

[fossil stratus]

yes but no

last thing is my mom

[tawdry seal]

Oof

[golden ivy]

thats the last thing you see

would you be luigi next life?

[fossil stratus]

Luigi my man

I like him cuz hes rejected

[tawdry seal]

I feel like I’m already on this playthrough

[fossil stratus]

once i met luigi in mansion while playing luigi lmao

[golden ivy]

nah you game-over'd

[fossil stratus]

in mario galaxy

[frail cedar]

I murdered the other ash

Shit was too confusing

[bright juniper]

No you didn't

You're not allowed to murder yourself.

Ohhhh

[frail cedar]

Ngl kinda worried that dudes isn't kidding about mistaking us. I mean, he's staff, can't have forehead staff. #DemoteDudesGang

Back in my day he was teehee

Why the fuck is he a mod now?

No clue

[woven apex]

I leave for 2 hours and now Adam has boobs?

[vale flicker]

Mmmk

Before I make this decision

Is 2k much for second rb

Oh should I get more

[woven apex]

Idk

Whatever feels good for you I guess

[vale flicker]

Even ascension doesn't feel good

I hate to see progress wash away

[woven apex]

You'll get back to where you were real fast

[vale flicker]

I'm aware

[woven apex]

It always surprises me

[vale flicker]

I played clicker heroes, resets are basic

Still

[woven apex]

I might rb today for that 30 second one

[vale flicker]

Wait

150 gems...

That's like

[woven apex]

Not everytime tho

[vale flicker]

A whole card deck

Very impressed

OOOOOOOF

I lose all my Ap perks

That's so many star cards

Which I need

[woven apex]

?

Losing ap perks?

[vale flicker]

Wait

No that's just unspent ap

Ok

[woven apex]

Lol

[vale flicker]

Feels better

[bright juniper]

The bug happened again

So annoying

[vale flicker]

Ok here's a better idea

Spend all my shit on pots

Regardless of usefulness

Then build up uh

Dirt

And grass

Then bingo bango bongo

Many RP

[bright juniper]

I am 100% certain that I clicked on my card as I the "going up" animation of the card is initialized.

[woven apex]

Level your pots a bit before rebirthing

[bright juniper]

But while that was happening, I went on the cards tab to see its bonus

Then poof, the card wasnt there

[woven apex]

Lava foreshadowing merch

[vale flicker]

Been there

Done that

[bright juniper]

The first one was kinda okay but this one saddens me

[vale flicker]

I has to say goodbye to this baby

Never seen it again

[woven apex]

F

[bright juniper]

Occ x?

[vale flicker]

Y

[bright juniper]

Q

[vale flicker]

Was farming it for fun

I have more important bosses to farm now smh

[bright juniper]

Ok, now i learned my lesson.

[vale flicker]

stares at all the Gorshanks with hatred

[near wharf]

how would pincermin die though

like what would it look like

does he just fall to his knees then fall on his face?

or do his limbs fall off or...

[wispy dagger]

pincermin?

[woven apex]

He doesn't die I'm certain

[near wharf]

i have no death animation for him

and i cant think of what one would even be

[woven apex]

He's just pretending

[near wharf]

what do u mean who is

im not joking lol

[woven apex]

Pincermin pretends he dies to make you feel good

[wispy dagger]

what

if its a pin cushion, it should explode outwards in every direction

[left reef]

.... pincermin is a crusade boss... you know that right?

[woven apex]

Maybe Pincermin would crack up and then break

[wispy dagger]

idk

ok

im just going off of lava's pins and boss ideas and death animations

[left reef]

explode with insects guts flying everywhere

[near wharf]

nah im saving exploding for a more explodey monster

[woven apex]

Does it have to be blade/knife related

[left reef]

maybe not kidfriendly though

[wispy dagger]

implosion

[golden ivy]

he dies die like the enemies from heretic, it looks like those

[left reef]

or a random giant foot appears and stomps the little bug xD

[wispy dagger]

turn to dust like thanos snap

[woven apex]

Being pinced(squeezed) to death

[near wharf]

no it has to be something like

doesnt involve extraneous objects

like falling over or something

[wispy dagger]

melting

[woven apex]

Stabbing himself

[near wharf]

hes not really a melty guy

i did think of melting before though

i was thinking of stabbing but im not sure how to do it

and keep it E rated lol

[wispy dagger]

like a statue but cracks up and falls apart (like melting but bricky)

[golden ivy]

falling and impaling itself

[near wharf]

like he cant just stap his own face off haha

[iron glacier]

iOS never got any events lava got anything to say

[woven apex]

How do you want a death animation to be E

[near wharf]

what events

[near wharf]

no one got any events

[golden ivy]

how do you do "die" E rated tho

[near wharf]

like falling over

also when was 9/26 lol

december feels like a whole year ago 🥁

[vale flicker]

Holy shit

[woven apex]

Last decade

[wispy dagger]

he jumps up a few pixels clenches chest and falls backwards

[iron glacier]

It was Easter or fall I forgot

[near wharf]

loool heart attack

[vale flicker]

If y'all wanna see something hilarious put an auto clicker on hoops

You too lava

[woven apex]

Maybe stabbing his sword/blade into the ground like a fallen knight

And kneeling

[golden ivy]

i mean, falling over is the most basic boring thing, but it fits the E rating

guess blood is a no no

[wispy dagger]

blood makes things complicated

[left reef]

well... dont think blood in a pixelated way is that bad

[near wharf]

nah blood doesnt really fit anyway

its not really my style

red and all that... not really my thing

[bright juniper]

Was recently on the Google Play Store ratings of IS and I noticed most of 1* are "The game is not installing. The dev is not doing well"

[near wharf]

ash i just got a 1 star yesterday that said

[wispy dagger]

skin melting, bones left sitting there

[near wharf]

"this game is FULL of ads"

[left reef]

nice

[near wharf]

i wish i was good at art

that would be so epic

his flesh kind of melts off

[wispy dagger]

thats easy

[golden ivy]

it is, promotes some dude called lava

[near wharf]

then his bones stand there for a bit

[golden ivy]

such a showoff

[near wharf]

then crumble down due to gravity

[golden trellis]

being good at bug fixes would be good enough lul

[wispy dagger]

just make a smaller variant inside him and make layers

[near wharf]

no ive already mastered that

[iron glacier]

No no you haven’t

[near wharf]

it just takes forever

just drawing him jumping took me about 3 hours

[iron glacier]

Until #_ is gone we’re good

[wispy dagger]

good animation takes time sometimes

[near wharf]

were good... until its gone?

[golden trellis]

with how my hatchery goes down in levels with each day assuming its released for couple months i say u have place for improvement 😄

[near wharf]

so were good rn gotcha

[golden ivy]

pLz LaV FixX GAEM

[iron glacier]

[near wharf]

jodoc do you animate each frame ever

[wispy dagger]

yep

[near wharf]

or are your animations all like, 1 frame thats adjusted a bit

when you do 1 frame at a time

do you draw just the black outline

just to get the motion down

then you fill them in?

like you draw the black outline for each frame

like those legs i posted earlier

[wispy dagger]

it depends on whats happening and whats easier to do

[near wharf]

hmm

when i drew the pets i found that the outline first was major key

[wispy dagger]

outlineing can always be last

[near wharf]

but like the shape

like how do you animate motion?

do you draw each frame fully?

or some barebones of each frame just to get the motion down

[wispy dagger]

if its complicated you can do barebones then go back over each with more detail

[near wharf]

like if you were to draw a skeleton crumbling

would you draw just the outline of bones falling then colour in the bones

[wispy dagger]

id cut it up into pieces

[near wharf]

pieces??

[wispy dagger]

and slowly move things

[near wharf]

wait what

oh

[woven apex]

I made a good reference for a death animation

[near wharf]

so youd draw 1 bone in fame 1

then draw that same bone in frame 2

repeat all frames

[wispy dagger]

then add particles/dust maybe

[near wharf]

then you draw bone 2 in frame 1, etc?

[woven apex]

Do you want to see it?

[wispy dagger]

if its a quick motion you move quickly you know these things

well thats pretty

we got mr chopstick over here

[near wharf]

he turns into a pile of noodles for a death

[wispy dagger]

hot

thats possible

[woven apex]

It's beautiful if I say so myself

[wispy dagger]

you need to figure out gravity for that

[golden ivy]

this one doesn't even has outline

[wispy dagger]

ooo

[vale flicker]

Mini lava goes for the dunk

[wispy dagger]

nice animations

[vale flicker]

and

[golden ivy]

quick goog search lol

[wispy dagger]

make mini lava fly with the ball to the hoop and slam dunk

yeee

[near wharf]

where did u find that rocketo

[vale flicker]

Mini Lava don't like basket

[golden ivy]

quick goog search for "8 bit skeleton death animation"

yep

[near wharf]

that is one skill that

[vale flicker]

I've gotten more balls on screen at once but it's just what I was able to screenshot

[near wharf]

is anyone here like still in middle school or was in there recently...?

do they teach "how to google stuff"

[golden ivy]

im 30 lol

[near wharf]

like that skill can litearlly get you amazing jobs

[iron glacier]

School Holidays

[woven apex]

That's just coding

[near wharf]

not you specifically rocketo i just mean to anyone

[woven apex]

Google it and things like stack overflow

[near wharf]

genuinely curious if they teach that to kids instead of like

social studies

[vague fog]

Lava, when do you plan to release new arcade?)

[golden ivy]

i just like internets

[near wharf]

thats what i mean king

like that literally is a lot of coding

not sure angelm

[woven apex]

But teachers are boomers and don't even know how the fucking computer works

[vale flicker]

Are you gonna acknowledge Mini Lava learning to fly? It's a big accomplishment for him I think it deserves recognition

[iron glacier]

Facts

[vale flicker]

where he be goin tho

[woven apex]

Most teachers here don't even understand Google so I doubt they'll tell you that

[near wharf]

oh wow

the skeleton thing you posted is free

perfect for the next raid boss

[woven apex]

[golden ivy]

HA

[vale flicker]

IT'S FRREEEEE REAL-ESTATE

[iron glacier]

Wait NOoo I just remembered no phones this year in school

[near wharf]

oh wow

[vale flicker]

That's uh

[woven apex]

Just give it a new color and you have another raid boss

[iron glacier]

Oh wait I don’t even have a phone

[golden ivy]

just change my homework a little so that no one notices

[near wharf]

it was drawn by a guy whose twitter iw as looking at just last night

no wonder

wait wtf

he JUST posted that skeleton

like a few days ago?

oh nvm its a few years old

[vale flicker]

Pay him 50$ to make things for you

[near wharf]

lool nah

[iron glacier]

Lol it went form a few days to years

[near wharf]

the most recent comment is 2 days old

and the creator responded

so i thought it was new

[wispy dagger]

thats a great animation for reference tho

[golden ivy]

here's the whole sprite work btw

https://jesse-m.itch.io/skeleton-pack

[iron glacier]

oh that makes Sense

[near wharf]

yea thhats where im at rn rocketo

one thing ive never been able to do amongst many other things i cant do

is that slash thing

where one frame is just a huge solid curve

[iron glacier]

That’s quite hard to do

[near wharf]

it never looks right when i do it lol

[wispy dagger]

its easier for the skeleton cause its one color

[golden ivy]

i wish i could even draw lol

[pliant schooner]

Woo night shift over

Time for eggs and bacon

[iron glacier]

Eww bacon

[near wharf]

is night shift same as graveyard shift

[iron glacier]

I can’t have that shit it’s against my religion

[pliant schooner]

That would be spooky

[golden ivy]

sucks to be you

hi

[iron glacier]

What’s a graveyard shift?

[pliant schooner]

I thought it was just a night shift at a graveyard

[iron glacier]

I thought it has a whole different meaning idk

[golden ivy]

"Graveyard shift is a work shift running through the late hours of the evening to the early hours of the morning, typically from midnight until 8 am."

[pliant schooner]

Graveyard is from 12 to 8am apparently

[golden ivy]

according to wikipedia

[wispy dagger]

this more of a dust kinda thing

[pliant schooner]

I do 2am to 8am 10am depends on how busy

[wispy dagger]

still bad

[iron glacier]

I would expect something like 3am to 9am

[pliant schooner]

That's quite a short shift

[golden ivy]

🔥

[junior jungle]

Graveyard is normal sleeping hours..

Night is dawn-8hours

So 4-12 my time

[golden ivy]

-8 your time

got it

[pliant schooner]

I am gonna make a fried egg a bit different today

[junior jungle]

Yeah you Earthers know nothing

[pliant schooner]

Gonna mix the egg rathan than just cooking it normal

[golden ivy]

that's just scrambled eggs

[junior jungle]

Clearly it’s mixed eggs

[pliant schooner]

Nah for that u need butter and milk

[golden ivy]

scrambled egg

milk?

[pliant schooner]

Yeah

[golden ivy]

no sir no

[junior jungle]

Dairy really

[pliant schooner]

Just a drop

[junior jungle]

Cream is best

[golden ivy]

no dont use milk lol

[junior jungle]

For fluff

Alright Gordon

[pliant schooner]

Doesn't really matter its just to stop it from being dry

[golden ivy]

i like dry tho

[junior jungle]

Still not a cooking method, just a prep

So l2prep

[pliant schooner]

Good scrambled is a bit wet

[golden ivy]

well, let's agree to disagree

then again i'm not a master cook o anything, i just do me

[pliant schooner]

Do u eat ur scrambled egg with sauce?

[golden ivy]

nope

a bit of salt

[pliant schooner]

U are not one of those weird ones that add sugar are u

Ohh good

[junior jungle]

Tears. From the hens

[golden ivy]

put oil in pan - put egg - scramble egg - add salt - scramble egg x2 -burn egg

thats how i do it

[pliant schooner]

Then add 10g of cocaine

[golden ivy]

whoa there

10g is too much

[pliant schooner]

Tbh I think it would weaken it by cooking it but I don't know

10g is hospital fun

[junior jungle]

You cook eggs with oil?

[golden ivy]

olive oil to be precise

[pliant schooner]

Yeah I do as well

[junior jungle]

That’s a no no

It’s butter on med to high

Once you smell “almonds” you add eggs

[golden ivy]

yeah, some peeps do that, but i think that makes things too sweet

[pliant schooner]

Butter works as well its just the fat u are cooking on

[junior jungle]

It’s the cooking temperature

It’s not the “fat”

[pliant schooner]

Butter is fat oil is oil

[golden ivy]

yeah, i'm the fat

[junior jungle]

Look you can literally cook with lard

I’m just telling you the best way

Majority rules

[golden ivy]

would you tho lol

[junior jungle]

I have, yes.

It’s gross

[pliant schooner]

Cook with the sacrificial blood of a lamb?

[junior jungle]

If I could buy it where I am now I would

[golden ivy]

oh man i just thought of the worst thing lmao

[junior jungle]

Low to no salt butter. Best cooking conditions

But I figure seeing what you say that you don’t give a fuck

[golden ivy]

dude, i'm no food connoisseur like you

i just like my scrambled eggs with salt

[pliant schooner]

My bacon is cooked now the egg woo food

[mossy lily]

Butter makes for a more managed temperature, I find. But oil is good too, just for different purposes

[pliant schooner]

Effectivly a omelet egg

[golden ivy]

now i want fucking eggs, at 4 am

[pliant schooner]

I use oil for bacon

[junior jungle]

Why use anything

[mossy lily]

Bacon is fat enough on its own 😛

[pliant schooner]

Not a lot just a small amount

[junior jungle]

Jesus

[pliant schooner]

I use kitchen roll to run it on

[golden ivy]

yeah, why bother, just eat the egg RAW

whole shell and all that

[mossy lily]

Frying bacon, I'm more likely to scoop some excess fat out of the pan than add any 😄

[junior jungle]

That’s a fact

[pliant schooner]

I should say its streaky bacon

[golden ivy]

here goes another... i like my bacon crispy

[junior jungle]

That’s a given

Sociopath otherwise

[pliant schooner]

It's streaky bacon it has to be crispy

[golden ivy]

you'd say that, but i'm the only one in my family who likes it that way

fuckin weirdos

[junior jungle]

Are they on Netflix?

Barrels of bodies?

Holes with hoes?

Trenches with wenches?

[pliant schooner]

Cooking completed

Food time

[golden ivy]

im the skinniest MF you'll ever know

[pliant schooner]

I used to be 55kg then I put on 10kg so not skinny anymore

[golden ivy]

and yet, my food is FAT

[junior jungle]

Take a picture so we can meme it

[junior jungle]

Wtf

[golden ivy]

looks tasty

my not-at-all-fatass would go all over it

[pliant schooner]

Tastes nice :)

OK fuck frying an egg normal I am doing it this way every time now

Having it seasoned throughout is much better

[golden ivy]

add some ketchup and you'll be in heaven

[pliant schooner]

I did :)

[twin hound]

Wish the people I live with knew how to season a damn egg

Shit's tasteless otherwise

... Maybe it's because of the carton of egg whites they use

[pliant schooner]

I love eggs the only way I don't really like is poached

[golden ivy]

I was kidding but, you do you!

[pliant schooner]

I put it on my bacon roll

[twin hound]

I find eggs to be rather tasteless, and can't stand it

[golden ivy]

they are

[pliant schooner]

U made omelets before

Literally the opposite of tasteless

[twin hound]

I'd rather have some fucking sausage based meal for breakfast, but said people are doing this blasphemous mammal free diet

And I have to suffer it

[pliant schooner]

U had square sausage?

Fucking great

[twin hound]

Unless I'm making my own food

[golden ivy]

Well, do your own food then

I know i do

[pliant schooner]

Cook some bacon spread the smell throughout and eat it in front of them

[twin hound]

I don't like bacon all that much though

[pliant schooner]

Then sausages

[golden ivy]

this conversation is now breakfast talk lol

[pliant schooner]

#breakfast-chat

[twin hound]

Been ages since I've had a good biscuits and gravy

[golden ivy]

pancakes

[pliant schooner]

Crepes are where its at

[golden ivy]

blueberry sauce

butter

[twin hound]

What would be an ideal breakfast....

[pliant schooner]

I once cooked my crepe in freshly squeezed orange juice and sugar was really nice

Depends on what u like marcus

[golden ivy]

my ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs with salt

[pliant schooner]

I would say haggis is a main

[twin hound]

Sausages, hash brown, and.....

Something bread

[pliant schooner]

Haggis buttered toast bacon some form of egg and a few sausages

[golden ivy]

toast ofc

[twin hound]

Eh, maybe a biscuit or a roll

Anyone know those sweet Hawaiian rolls?

[pliant schooner]

I still don't know what an American biscuit is

[twin hound]

Those things are the best

[pliant schooner]

Nah never seen them

[twin hound]

I'm not a fan of English muffins...

[golden ivy]

here you go

[pliant schooner]

Muffins are cupcakes

That's a scone

Not a muffin

[golden ivy]

scones to british, biscuits to americans

lol

[pliant schooner]

That's a muffin

[twin hound]

So, same thing, huh?

[pliant schooner]

Nah apparently a bit diferent

[twin hound]

Never really took the time to look up the difference

[pliant schooner]

Like scones are more sweet where I was told urs are not sweet

[twin hound]

Same form, different dough

[golden ivy]

that's not a muffin, that's a chihuahua

[pliant schooner]

Looks tasty

Looks like Chinese food :)

They eat chihuahua's if u didn't know

[golden ivy]

disgusting, but maybe tasty idk

[young grotto]

How many people entered the paid giveaway?

[pliant schooner]

666

[golden ivy]

i bought the thing, but didn't proved it to lava

[pliant schooner]

I did

[young grotto]

I mean you need to prove it to lava to count

[golden ivy]

i bought it on android, where does one find proof?

[young grotto]

Google should send you a receipt on your google play bound account

[pliant schooner]

Just go into it on the playstore

Account then purchase history

[young grotto]

^

[golden ivy]

so a screenshot would do?

how would he know im me

[bold quest]

Verification vid, post it on youtube then give him the link

[golden ivy]

too much work

[pliant schooner]

I did a screenshot

The cripes out total purchase amount

Croped*

[golden ivy]

well, i could just copy-paste your image lol

i know he's the only one who sees them

[pliant schooner]

U could or u could buy them :)

[bold quest]

buys 0$ gem purchase

Just fake it on ms paint

[pliant schooner]

Just got da spaghett

[frail cedar]

Smol question

Not IS related

Why tf am i never on the online list

[pliant schooner]

Your role will put u somewhere

[frail cedar]

Oh

Wait yeah i thought so

So shouldn't i be floating at teehee?

Because that's where i am?

[pliant schooner]

Depends on the admin level of the role I think

Or the person that gave u the role has set it somewhere

[frail cedar]

🤔

OH!

I found myself

Thankfully my name starts with A

Yeah I'm just in the regular online list

Weird lmao

Yeah wait wtf

[pliant schooner]

Who ever game the role has not made a separate place for u

Made*

[frail cedar]

Well, ya learn things everyday

So alpha testers and wiki peeps are doomed to be lost within the thousands of "online" folk

[pliant schooner]

I guess so hidden forever

[wispy dagger]

this was annoying

as simple as it is

[solemn estuary]

Heu

[frail cedar]

#BuffSpecialRoles

[solemn estuary]

I think I had a dream about Jodoc :/

[wispy dagger]

uh

[solemn estuary]

No homo

[wispy dagger]

okay i didnt wanna make a Bengay reference (the athlete stuff)

[solemn estuary]

But you did tell me you like men

[wispy dagger]

uh

no

you are in dream land friend

[solemn estuary]

Ye

I'm no homo but 20$

[wispy dagger]

no

[frail cedar]

No

banned

[solemn estuary]

No please, I don't have wife or children, think about them

Also I think I punched something in my dream

:/

[wispy dagger]

papafisto

[frail cedar]

No please i have a wives and child

[solemn estuary]

Is late for you guys?

[wispy dagger]

its 6:10AM

[solemn estuary]

11am here

[tawdry seal]

1211

[wispy dagger]

eyes went into buggy mode a lil bit ago... feeling better now that not trying to animate something breaking and falling

[frail cedar]

5 am

[solemn estuary]

Reckon lava will put any of it into the game?

[wispy dagger]

nop

[frail cedar]

No

[wispy dagger]

lava likes to do things his way

[solemn estuary]

Is that assumption

Ah fair

[wispy dagger]

and sometimes i feel like my stuff isnt up to game level

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frail cedar]

He can't add shit willy nilly because his want to add list is super huge

[wispy dagger]

thats true

[solemn estuary]

I would like to see that list

[tawdry seal]

Not the only thing that is super huge

And by that I mean his college debt

[frail cedar]

Lava pp smol

He proud of it

Like a humble boy

[tawdry seal]

Bitches love endless shrimp tho

[frail cedar]

Ye

[wispy dagger]

you can do alot with that

you know what they say about knowing how to use

[solemn estuary]

No?

[wispy dagger]

motion in the ocean not the boat in the ocean? errr

[frail cedar]

I prefer smol pp anyway lmao

[tawdry seal]

Is there a tutorial somewhere?

[wispy dagger]

uh

goodle knows

[frail cedar]

Goodle

[fleet ivy]

Banned

[frail cedar]

🤷‍♂️

[wispy dagger]

im not really sure if thats animated properly

[solemn estuary]

Feet look bit odd

[frail cedar]

So the buff special roles goes unnoticed but lava having smol pp? Ban

[tawdry seal]

Did he fall off his planet?

[frail cedar]

Also ye jodoc

It's backwards

[wispy dagger]

i know it is

thats what i was getting at

[frail cedar]

I know you know

[wispy dagger]

i know me know

[frail cedar]

I was saying that for posterity

[wispy dagger]

posterior

[tawdry seal]

Unacceptable

[woven apex]

It's backwards

[frail cedar]

😫

[tawdry seal]

You are backwards

[wispy dagger]

hot

[frail cedar]

U on

[woven apex]

[wispy dagger]

lets all spin in circles and dance like lava

[woven apex]

Just a normal day at work

[frail cedar]

That's me dancing

[solemn estuary]

Pretty hot

[wispy dagger]

for sure

[frail cedar]

I like how over time my fire has gotten more realistic

[solemn estuary]

I wouldn't touch you

[woven apex]

I wish being online in the Idle Skilling discord server was my work

[solemn estuary]

Haha

[wispy dagger]

aseprite closed on lava uh oh

hope he saved

[frail cedar]

Oh shit

Oh lord he coming